The title of this tanka poem happens to be what Janet Wood says to Terri Alden and which takes place sometime after the episode "Jack Takes Off".

Seven years after the events of Friends and Lovers, Jack is a successful but embittered TV chef who has sworn off serious relationships. But one day he wakes up and finds himself married to Janet...and the father of her two children. Inspired by The Family Man (2000) starring Hollywood's Nicolas Cage.

This takes place on the RESET timeline created in Push the Reset Button and spans the time period between the events described in It Takes Two to Tango and Crying Over Spilled Blood... with a few twists along the way.

A tribute to Suzanne Sommers, R.I.P.

High school AU. Jack has just moved from a small town near San Diego to Santa Monica, where he joins Janet, Cindy, Terri and Larry in their wacky adventures.

A follow-up to Quicksand.

A follow-up to An Old-Fashioned Family Christmas.

A follow-up to This, Too, Shall Pass, Part II.

One shot. Jack and Janet show Terri what Valentine's Day is really all about.

The gang is in for a memorable New Year when Larry invites the trio on a weekend trip to Vegas to celebrate the holiday.

Takes place early Season 5

A humorous take on the events described in Quicksand in the form of a sketch performed by Chrissy and Jack.

Beach day between Chrissy and Cindy

What really happened during that family reunion Mr. & Mrs. Wood were talking about in This Is Them? Was it as boring and predictable as we might have thought?

The night of all hallow's eve in the land of Santa Monica, and the kids who celebrate it throughout the years.

One shot. Takes place right after Jack's graduation. Jack and Janet talk about life after college.

A follow-up to Quicksand taking place a few years later. Part I was penned by another author.

After another failed proposal, Vicky ends her relationship with Jack upon realizing how much he needs to be married, knowing her marital fears will only get in his way. He is soon lifted back on his feet by a caring waitress. All characters are property of their creators/owners except for Rose, Doug, Kaley, Camden and Donna.

AU: "I can't believe you don't have a boyfriend." "I never said that." It's 1977 and Jack and Janet meet.

Janet and Jack both have dreams that will lead them in the right direction: to each other. In progress.

A take on how they could have possibly ended the series with a Jack/Janet pairing. Picks up the morning after the events of S7E1: A Night Not To Remember

"Is he a friend of yours?" "No...I never saw him before."

I started watching the S6 episode Dates of Wrath, thought of an alternate take...and it turned into this. Takes place in S7.

Takes place after She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

One shot. Takes place right after Jack Goes The Distance. Janet deals with a black eye and feelings. She's not alone.