*Disclaimer: I own nothing of Mattel, Filmation, Kodansha, Toei, and VIZ Media.*
Open with:
[The rainbow-colored logo for FILMATION appears in a brief spinning flash, while a white Presents appears below it.]
Cut to:
[The Sailor Moon logo rises into the center of the frame at a slight angle, stopping with a brief flash, while Shuki Levy and Haim Saban's theme music for "Masters of the Universe" begins to play.]
Sailor Moon!
She is the one called Sailor Moon!
[A figure appears at first in shadow, before coming fully into view in the center of the shot; the figure is revealed to be Usagi...though looking more Adora of Grayskull than Usagi Tsukino, despite keeping her signature hairstyle. She then begins to say, in a voice akin to Melendy Britt's...]
"I am Usagi, your average schoolgirl, and also defender of the secrets of the Moon Kingdom."
[The Moon Kingdom's main palace appears briefly, before a flash of light signals a cut to a shot focusing on Luna...or rather, a Luna looking like she'd come straight out of an American cartoon, looking poised as Usagi continues.]
"This, is Luna-my helpful guide."
[The shot returns to a close-up of Usagi.]
"Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me..."[The shot changes to at first a half-body, then full-body as Usagi takes out her transformation wand.]"...the day I held aloft my mystic wand, and said: "In the name of the moon!""
[A flash of light erupts from the wand, enveloping Usagi briefly, before it subsides, showing her now transformed into Sailor Moon-a Sailor Moon built like the 1980s She-Ra. Sailor Moon then shouts, as she briefly holds her wand in both hands in front of herself...]
"MOON CRYSTAL POWER!"
[Sailor Moon then points the wand to her right, channeling energy from it towards a surprised Luna, who while enveloped in the light, at first begins to grow in size, until a flash of light sees her replaced with a form resembling a large panther, wearing an ornate battle helm and armored saddle; the changed Luna then lets out a brief growl. The shot then cuts to...]
"Luna became a fearsome moon cat, and I became..."
[...Sailor Moon briefly running towards us, the shot stopping on her upper body as she winds up...]
"...Sailor Moon: the pretty guardian who fights for love and for justice!"
[...to then throw a punch towards us, the impact ending in a brief flash of light that shifts the shot to a title card that says...]
Lou Scheimer and Naoko Takeuchi
executive producers
[A brief star flash changes the title card, which now reads...]
production directors
Hal Sutherland and Iriya Azuma
"Only six others share this secret..."
[The title card's words then morph into a certain white feline shape, who then leaps into the arms of a Tuxedo Mask who almost resembles a tux-clad Bow.]
"Luna's fellow moon cat, Artemis; the mysterious Tuxedo Mask; and my fellow Sailor Guardians..."
[The shot first cuts to Sailor Mercury, her character model resembling Glimmer.]
"The smart and intuitive Sailor Mercury..."
[The shot next cuts to Sailor Mars, her character model resembling, ironically, Frosta.]
"The fiery yet mature Sailor Mars..."
[The shot next cuts to Sailor Jupiter, her character model resembling Teela.]
"The headstrong but reliable Sailor Jupiter..."
[The shot then cuts to Sailor Venus, her character model resembling Castaspella.]
"And the beauteous and kindhearted Sailor Venus!"
[Venus then throws a flash of light towards us, which transitions the shot to a look at the grim and foreboding home base of the Dark Kingdom.]
"Together, we defend the planet Earth..."
[As Sailor Moon speaks, headshots of each of the four Dark Kingdom generals-Jadeite, Nephrite, Zoisite, and Kunzite-briefly appear over the shot, culminating in a final headshot, that of a cackling Queen Beryl, looking like a cross between Evil-Lyn and Catra.]
"...Against the evil forces of Queen Beryl!"
[The shot then cuts to the Sailor Moon logo against a black backdrop, the copyright beneath it reading Filmation Associates/Toei Animation. The logo briefly flashes, in time with the chorus's final singing of...]
Sailor Moon!
*POOF!*
Usagi leaned up blearily from her bed, blinking a bit before noticing that her sudden movement woke Luna, who'd been sleeping at the foot of the bed.
"*Yawn* You okay, Usagi?" the moon cat asked sleepily.
"*Sigh* Yeah, just a weird dream, Luna," Usagi replied, briefly rubbing her eyes as she started to lay back down. "That does it-no more sweet buns and Western cartoons before bedtime..."
END.
*Author's Note(s)*
Just a little bit of fun that suddenly came to me one day. (Anyone done a Sailor Moon/She-Ra crossover yet...?)