Chapter 3: the Glue prank and a power within Stolas
Later that day (After washing the pryodide off his hair to prevent himself from going fault and having his wife get a appointment to dye his hair back) Chen took his two sons to his work where he sold used cars at unfair prices however little did he know he was being watched…
Narrator: dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved, including some agents from DHORKS
Indeed as a male and female agent named Agent 1 and Agent 2 were watching the naga like sinner "9:17 suspect exits domicile" said Agent 1 as Agent 2 checked her watch "Uh I got 9:18" as Agent 1 paused…and read in his tape recorder "9:17 is correct" he said as the two continued there duty.
The camera goes to Lord Chens Car sales emporium as he started to teach CJ as Stolas watched "Junior one day all of this will be yours as well as the noodle restraunt buisness I am building up" he said "This?" He asked as Lord Chen showed the two a run down junker of a car "See this Junker? I paid a hundred dollars for her, she's got 120,000 miles on her the transmission is shot, bumpers are falling off *Points the the bumper on the desk* what should I do with her hummmm? Easy I sell her! *gets a jar of super deluxe glue as he brushed some of it on the bumper* we really should weld these bumpers on and replace the transmission but that takes time, equipment and money, so we use 'super glue' instead so go on ahead and put it on" he said as Junior did so but was confused "But wont it fall off?" He asked "Oh defiantly" said Lord Chen with a nod as Stolas was worried "But isnt it dangerous?" Asked Stolas worried "Not to me it isnt now next is the transmission" he said showing a bucket of Saw dust.
"The gears had worn down that the raddle like mad so what do I do to silence them *Pours the sawdust into the transmission* sawdust, quiets the gears and lets the motor run as sweet as a nut for a couple of miles" said Chen "Thats dishonest Father you are cheating the customers who buy stuff from you" said Stolas "of course that's cheating, nobody gets rich with honesty" he said as the got a power drill and shows them near a pedometer on a junker.
"Now 20 years ago we could turn the numbers back by hand but *Takes off his hat* here take my hat *Puts it on the desk table near the glue* but the feds like to test the ingenuity of the American businessman…*frowns* I blame that Satan married that wrath imp setting his temper to more ethical justice* *Smiles* but take a two directional drill *Activates it as the numbers on the pedometer runs backwards* you run it backward the numbers go down, just watch the speedometer" he said as Stolas was aghast as Junior grinned having inherited his dads crooked ways. "Cool" he said in awe "Glad you like Junior" said Chen "Father your a crook, that is dishonest" he said as the naga frowns and gives it to Junior "Here keep drilling *Gets his full size on Stolas* do you make money or have a job?" He said firmly but Stolas was firm.
"Neither I am to young for that, but dont people need good cars? Can you sell good cars father?" He asked as Chen glared his snake glare "Listen you little wiseass feather brain, I'm smart your dumb, I'm big and your little, I'm right and you are always wrong and there is noting you can do about it" he said as he looked away to continue his crooked dealing as Stolas saw his hat and the glue and got an idea. And while Chen was teaching junior crookery Lilita drove up excitedly yelling "Chen! I Won! I won! I hit the double bingo! Come on everybody I'm taking you all to Ozzies" she said as Chen got playful "Oh really? Let me see the money" he said but the fox sinner denied that "Never mine on that" as Chen rubbed his chin "Double bingo huh? Impressed" he said which was true as he was impressed his wife got a double bingo as she studied her husband and made a face as his hair was terrible.
"Good god your hair looks awful I hope they let you in" she said "They'll let me in" he said firmly as Stolas ran up to him with his hat "here is your hat father" he said as Chen rudely took it and put it on his head "Get in the car, get in now *Looks at lilita* How much?" He said as Lilita got mischievous "Its for me to know and you to find out" she said as Chen and Junior got in as they drove off…however on the table where the glue was…the brush was on the side as if it was used…
Soon the car stopped near Ozzie as they walked in "Its nice to go out sometimes isnt it? You never take us out" said Lilita "Of course I do, I took you to "The Flipper" said Chen "I dont remember any "The Flipper" said Lilita not recalling the restraunt "its the fish joint you found that comb in the bouukkabaisse because that female infestor chef was mad at you oddly" said Chen "Oh yeah I like that joint" she said not realizing the level the infestor hated her.
A half imp/half Sucubus named Jessie approaches them "This way now please" he said taking them to a open table where they wait to be served "Chen take off your hat" said Lilita as Stolas and Junior watched as Chen struggled to get it off but it wa stuck "I cant" he said yanking it off "Honestly its a nice place you cant wear a hat inside" said Lilita as Chen continued to struggle "I cant take it off" he said annoyed "Chen nobody cares what your hair looks like" said Lilita thinking he was doing it on purpose as many of the customers stared curious as Junior watched as Stolas held back a smile "I cant get it off" yelled Chen "What iwith this hat?" Demanded Lilita as Chen Struggled "I cant. Get it off, I cant get it off" he said as Lilita having enough tugged on it "Uggh just a minute I'm going to get this hat off" she said as Chen yelped as she tugged on the hat "Arch just pull it, Pull it!" He yelled "I think your hat swelled up really bad" she said
"OWWWW! Your gonna pull my skin off" yelled Chen gathering more of a audience "Dont be such a baby stop it!" She yelled "Gahh the fibers are fused to the head!" Yelled Chen "The fibers are fused…What is that supposed to mean?! GIMMIE THAT HAT!" Yelled Lilita but as she pulled at the hat one last time she was sent flying backwards as she accidnetly shamed into a table also sending Chen into a imp waiter as 4 menus were flying in the air as he also fell into a dessert cart sending some desserts flying as Junior and Stolas started in awe as Jessie with quick reactions grabbed the menus but one stray one as one send a fork flying off. One of the deserts a cream tart landed perfectly infront of Stolas with the fork falling perfectly into it as another ungracefully splattered onto Junior making a mess as Stolas happily enjoyed his Cream tart.
back at there home Chen was fuming at what had happened as Lilita was cutting the rim around him to remove the hat giving him a bit of a monk like ring with bits and pieces of the hat no amount of washing will get rid of "I will not be the figure of ridicule, I want respect and I want it now!" He barked annoyed and pissed at what happened as Lilita finished cutting off his hat "I still dont see how you glued your hat to your head, I mean I know you said you didnt but you obviously did" said Lilita "I didnt glue my stupid hat to my head, the hat shrunk and the fibers fused to my hair" he said in denial as he was pissed he now looked stupid "From now on this family does exactly what I say and when I exactly say it!" He said in anger as he sat down with a TV dinner "And right now we are eating Dinner and watching TV" he said as he turned it on a show where a person is painted with goo and goes into a cube filled with cash and they get to keep the money stuck on them as the family watched…but Chen noticed that Stolas was not watching TV and was just reading a book with the lamp on as he got mad, more so at the extra light as he slithered over as Stolas looked up "Hi Father" he said calmly "Are you in this family?" Demanded Chen as Stolas just focused on his book distracted.
"Hello! Are you in this family?! Dinner time is family time! What is this junk you're reading anyway?" Annoyed due to being low educated he cant understand a good book "Its not junk father its amazing, its called "Moby dick" by Herman Melville and its has a amazing story" started Stolas but his book was taken "Moby what?! *starts to rip it apart* this is filth! Junk! Worthless pice of scrap that has no purpose! Garbage!" He yelled as Stolas was shocked "No! Stop that its not mine its a Library book!" Said Stolas as Chen pissed yelled "I call it junk! I am fed up with all this reading! I knew Skylor spoiled you rotten with all this reading, your a Chen! There for you must start acting like one! Now sit up and start watching the TV!" He said dragging Stolas to the front of the TV and forced him to watch Tv holding his hands to the side of his head.
The build up and stress builded up in Stolas mind as he had enough in his mind and didnt want to see the TV or be forced to see it as suddenly…the TV exploded as the lights also exploded and flickered as well surprising the family "I didnt do it" said Stolas finally free "Of course you didnt you little twerp" said Chen annoyed "I told you that was a cheap set" said Lilita "It wasnt a cheap set it was a stolen set, Junior put your light on!" He said "Thats a real bummer" said Junior as Stolas looked at the broken TV set as he felt like he touched something…something unusual.
Narrator: was it magic or coincidence? He didnt know, it is said that we humans or demons can only use a tiny portion of our brains, Stolas might never had discovered his own deep strength of mind were it not for the events that begin the very next day…
Authors note: well in times of great stress…you saw that Stolas shows his dorment power with in.
Next chapter Stolas finally gets to go to school and meets Blitzo and new freinds feeling a bond, but sees the actions of there headmistress Stella in action of her cruelty.
