I never know what to put in these. Read it please, I guess?

To call this "satire" is probably being generous so instead lets call it "art". Obviously no ill will intended towards Mr Grossman: While I didn't enjoy his book, I did enjoy birthing this abomination.

small WiP lemme know whatcha think

An entry for the #2017WeltersChallenge on Twitter. Eliot's first day at Brakebills.

Quentin has betrayed Alice and Eliot is the only one he can stand to be around. After a night on the town, the drunk pair return to Quentin's Brooklyn apartment and a spur of the moment decision may lead them to the purpose they have been searching for. Short fic - ONESHOT Quentin/Eliot. Pre-Fillory.

What if Brakebills was an elementary school, how fucked up would that be?

Quand la magie en a marre d'attendre...

Quentin and Alice cross the bridge and figure out what they want to do with their lives now that they've had their adventures.

Jane Chatwin reflects on changing timelines, for better or for worse. Spoilers for first book.

A little look at a missing scene from the trilogy, specifically book 3. Spoilers for entire trilogy. Poor Asmo. Poor everyone.

The cat, of course, wasn't magical.

"There's a moment, a split-second, right between jumping and the free-fall." This is what happens when you lose everything. When you cut your ties to friends, family, and the life you had before, what's left? A story from Julia's perspective.

In which Alice has an epiphany and no one is really forgiven. (written long before Magician's Land existed, so take that as you will.)

Tudo isso parece tão adolescente que chega a ser patético : Você ama Eliot. Eliot ama Quentin. Quentin ama Alice, e ela ama ele de volta, mas isso não importa porque eles estão tão miseráveis quanto você e Eliot. E isso não é o suficiente para impedir Quentin de ir para a cama com você e Eliot.

She was sitting unaccompanied at the long curvy countertop, nursing a whiskey, with people crowded in on either side of her. She made a point not to look at any of them, since speaking to anyone was nearly the last thing she was interested in.

Well I, personally was unsatisfied with the ending of The Magician, so here is my contribution to society. The Sorcerers, a tale about the life of out favorite kings and queens in Fillory. Contains action, love, and a whole lot of humor. Rating mature.