Total Drama X: Winter Warriors
Episode 1: Newcomers On Ice
With 36 (almost) entirely new faces in the middle of a island that's a bit colder than your average Total Drama season, Chris and Chef plan to do their usual shenanigans of messing with the contestants and making sure that it hurts this time around!
Like I said it's a "write when I want to" thing, but when there's 36 different bunches of personalities, there's always time for someone to shine, even with no consistent schedule
Besides, I think I chose the cast well, especially for a season that's going to be more strategic compared to Hotel Rockies, mostly because it's easier to keep track of everybody. Also, I ain't fighting with Multiverse Madness, look at dat ratin'.
G-man 2.0: What can I say? Rukia and Undyne had history with canceled seasons and Mina Ashido just fits real well with this cast of weirdos. Besides, I'm happier that this season has a relatively regular amount of contestants.
1602jaw: Yeah, if anything was going to get him, it's Topher hosting a season and outdoing him in all but dangerous-ness (watch out for Hotel Rockies) and I'm glad that I went with Akiko.
Goodguygary: I dunno if the multi-tasking part is a compliment, but I appreciate the challenge idea! Even if the network is trying to stave off Chris from doing ridiculous challenges (it probably won't work.)
Anyways, this chapter's too long. Oh well.
"Welcome back to the cold white north AKA Canada in January and with Pahkitew Island finally re-certified for safety, you bet that the drama's about to be even colder and realer than any Total Drama X season, especially ones hosted by a contestant that came from here!"
A lot of shots of the partially snow-covered, partially just frosty Pahkitew Island, a place where predicting what the next challenge could be is hard to figure out.
"Look, I know that Pahkitew hosted quite the season and the most annoying guy hosted last season of TDX, but you can't deny that it's a great place to host yet another season and this time, it's winter-y and weird, meaning that the challenges will make or break these winter warriors!"
Chris took a breather, as he saw his mouth do that trademark condensation.
"There's thirty four new faces and two old ones, most of whom don't know about that season, so I'm just going to call this...TOTAL DRAMA X: WINTER WARRIORS!"
That smile could even pierce the cold of the New Year's air and that didn't change a thing, even if the island somehow moved in between Ult. Islands and...this slight rush job.
no intro for the moment
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The dock looked a little bit different owing to the upgrades that it got on Ultimate Islands' middle third of the season, but it was still mostly the same wooden dock that appeared in every season and especially in Pahkitew Island.
Also, there was someone here that got confused.
"Hold on...I thought this was in Newfoundland? Why is Pahkitew Island over there?" Someone asked.
She was a brown-haired Muslim-American woman with long hair wearing her superhero outfit, which was distinctly Muslim made and a lot like Captain Marvel's, wearing a mask, big scarf and a dress, red leggings and blue trainers, which worked on hers.
She also had a moment of realization.
"Never mind, this is going to be terrible."
"Kamala Khan, lady of the Jersey and superheroism, welcome to Total Drama!"
Kamala then regretted everything she did.
"Hold up, please don't reveal my identity here-"
"Dude, it's not airing in your area of reality!"
Kamala looked surprised and somewhat disappointed.
"...That's fair, but you know, I want my family to see this since they're not quite supportive me going onto this show of a supervillain." Kamala explained. "I'm hoping to make friends, win and not compromise on my principles, you know?"
Kamala breathed in, looking at the sky.
"Plus I'm gonna meet some real heroes and villains!" She beamed, surprising Chris.
"Alright, alright, we've got thirty-five other fellas to introduce to the show and they're not willing to wait their turn, Kamala!" Chris told her, as she waited on the side.
...
The second yacht arrived and like a proper wintry arrival, it was made to deal with the winter and the summer, just for the sake of the theme.
The second contestant was arguably even younger than Kamala, though it wasn't even that much, as she definitely looked 13 years old, short ginger hair and had big ears and a ginger-furred tail.
She wore a pink dress, a pink priestess' hat, black leggings and brown shoes and she...
...was a little bit nervous right.
"Wow, this does not look like a nice place."
Lolo could immediately notice that Pahkitew was a little bit messed up in the literal sense, with a whole small area of thorns and whatnot.
"Welcome to the show, Lolo!"
Lolo looked shocked.
"Uh, do you own this island?"
"Uh yeah, it's an awesome island! A good place to host a competition of sorts, young priestess!"
Lolo jumped up in surprise.
"So, this is where we're going to be staying? Are you sure there isn't any magic involved here?" She questioned. "Because it-"
"-looks like a weird place! Trust me, there's no magic, only technology on here!"
Lolo nodded her head.
"Right!" She understood. "I'm going to join the other girl."
Lolo stepped to the side where Kamala actually was, as the two of them were a priestess and a Muslim and you could write a lot of jokes about it, but not right now.
...
There was a blonde guy with good hair
And he was British and excitedly waving at the two other contestants that respectfully waved back at him, raving to get off the yacht.
"No way, Chris!" The guy shouted, as he jumped off the boat to land on the dock. "I finally made it!"
"Axl Low, the man of the day!"
Axl Low was definitely a white British adult, who was almost 6 feet and had long blonde hair and he wore a black bandanna, a sleeveless blue shirt, a red jacket with white sleeves, black-ish trousers and brown boots.
Chris raised a high-five for him and Axl gave him one.
"Thanks, mate! Surprised that I got in!" He shouted. "The island's looking a little bit doinky for a vacation, what's up with that?"
"This is the island that you're vacationing on. Are you excited for my dangerous challenges, dude?"
"Mate, I'm ready for them!" He spoke with confidence. "Please tell me they're not deadly."
Chris beamed, as Axl then looked towards the other contestants.
Axl then joined the other two ladies, who were a little too busy talking about their canon events like saving their friend with magic or family issues and he looked a little awkward.
"Hey, you're part of the new cast!" Axl awkwardly dropped in.
"Thanks, Axl! You look like you've been through a lot!" Kamala said.
"Yeah, I just got my girlfriend back from my time."
"Oh, that's awesome!"
"Well, yeah."
Axl didn't want to elaborate about his weird, weird life story.
...
Another blonde guy, another continent entirely and he ain't just a guy.
Mostly because he had the wise-ass decision of having mostly summer clothes (minus the fur coat that made him look like a douchebag) and he was kinda shivering.
The blonde man was definitely more manly than Axl Low, having some muscles, short blonde parted hair and looked way older than he realistically was (like Ryan Gosling) and he was wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans, a denim waistcoat and white shoes.
The t-shirt was clearly a last minute addition because it didn't fit.
Ken walked off with some big suitcases.
"Man, this is definitely an island!"
"Ken, welcome to Total Drama...which kinda is the real world, but on my own island! Pretty nice, ain't it!"
He smugly grinned.
"Is Barbie gonna see me on Total Drama?"
Chris was flummoxed.
"Uh, sure, dude! Like the ice, beach man?" Chris basically deflected, not knowing what to do 'about Barbieland's weird place in reality.
"Actually, it's alright." Ken stated. "Just wondered why it got so cold, so quickly!"
"Because it's winter time, dude, no matter how awesome that smile is!" Chris got shown the smile. "Yep, you're still good looking! Go join the other dudes since we've got a lot of fellas to sit through!"
"Okay!"
Ken Carson (which is his official surname) decided to stand around with the other blonde fella, as Axl Low was looking at his somewhat plasticky physique.
"How do ya look like that?" Axl queried.
"Well, I'm a doll that has a really good job."
Axl Low was confused.
"Like a homunculus?"
"Yeah, I'm kinda like a hunk!"
Axl low was about to open his mouth, but the next boat's horn sounded and it was in a particular fashion as well.
...
The boat horn suddenly sounded like an actual bike horn, borderline having a comedic sound to it and it was only because of one teenager that was both a fish and a guy in one pack that wasn't from Splatoon.
"Hey, check my bike out!"
The foghorn really sounded and made Alberto drop the bike, making it land on the dock and it was surprisingly fine.
"Oh cool, my bike's fine!" The teen shouted, poking over the rail.
He had curly golden-brown tall hair, green eyes and tan skin and he wore brown shorts and a yellow tank top and he was feeling the cold of the season, though it didn't stop him from jumping down the steps with his lacking luggage.
And picked up the bike to throw it towards the colder beach, leaving it there.
"Alberto, welcome to Total Drama and also Canada! Seriously, this is the winter edition, though, you're feeling the cold!" Chris shouted to him. "Wait, you're feeling the cold, right?"
"...Do you want me to freeze or something?" Alberto suggested. "Because I don't like to be freezing!"
"No, because you're entertaining and I don't want to see dead people!"
"Alright, I'm going to assume you're the host of this thing. This looks like a nice competition with some weird guys like me!" Alberto shouted, waving to the rest of the slighted cast. "Hello, guys, I'm Alberto!"
"That's a very Italian name, bro!" Ken said. "I'm just Ken."
"I bet you're a cool man." Alberto complimented the blonde dude out of jest.
...
Character six was going to be a lady and a very distinct one at that, since her blue sleeves were arguably longer than her arms and her white hair covered her right eye.
"Hello, Chris! Where's the brawl?!"
She was something to behold they could easily tell by her fang-toothed smile and she saw the current cast on the dock.
"Alright, this is looking nice!"
She jumped instantly and immediately...they could tell she was a little bit gone with very long sleeved shirt with a belt on her upper arm under a red office vest with a bunch of badges on the vest, purple and pink trousers and black boots and her white hair was...it was like a messier version of Rosalina's, having several tufts sticking out in some odd places and a hairband with a gold bangle on it...and a choker.
Also, she was a crazy teen.
"Colette, there's no brawl in the moment! This is Total Drama, dude, what are you doing?" Chris told her. "You're going to be staying with these fine people!"
"Uh, that's great." Colette lost all enthusiasm upon realising it.
"Don't worry, I heard of Brawl Stars."
And she was walking towards the currently apprehensive cast, the energy came back like nothing happened.
"Nice to meet you all, you heard of Brawl Stars?!"
"Uh, we haven't?" Kamala nervously said.
"Good, let me tell you all about the greatest fighting show of all time!"
"I'd love to, but these boats are coming in hot!"
Kamala really didn't want to disappoint the slightly mad fangirl.
Number seven wasn't going to be a wild one, as they were not loving the attention that they were getting from being a 9-year old goth, with their straight black hair with bangs covering their eyes and she looked every bit the stereotypical goth, having the legwarmers and separated sleeves being white with black stripes, a black dress and that's it.
Surprisingly, she curiously looked at the slightly cursed location.
"A good place to bury a body." She quipped.
She then stepped off the boat with a flurry of bats seemingly coming out of nowhere.
"Lucy Loud."
Lucy looked at the host with contempt.
"Sister of Lynn and why aren't you excited to be here?"
"Because I'm not. But I could definitely beat her.
Chris wasn't that surprised, as Lucy walked away from the host.
"Seriously, how is she not cold?" Chris remarked to the cast.
Lucy then went up to the rest of the cast.
"You're nine years old?!" Axl shouted. "Geez, this seems like a ridiculous show!"
"That's what I said before my sister bet me to go on it." Lucy answered.
"WHA-how!" Axl shrieked in surprise.
"I drew the short straw."
...
Number eight was familiar with the guy and not pleased to be back here if only for one thing and she had a beanie, black long hair and a big red jacket and she beamed.
"Not gonna lie, even if this place looks like a dump. At least it's my kind of dump!" She remarked.
"MK, third time's the charm maybe!" Chris announced. "You're up against a bunch of freaks and weirdos and...you're definitely prepared for it."
She stopped off the boat and took a good look at the already arrived contestants, keeing her eyes peeled for the weirdos.
"Nah, it's cool. I like these freaks and weirdos better." MK replied.
"Really?! That's what you're gonna call us?" Kamala replied all offended.
"Hey, chill out, don't mean it in a bad way..."
MK waved to Kamala, specifically.
"...Just, uh, you are that."
"Well, if you must know, I have watched both seasons of the reboot and erm, uh-and underestimating you would be a bad idea, definitely." Kamala spoke in a flustered manner.
MK actually looked slightly down on the superhero, as she was ready to talk to someone else.
...
Number nine was simultaneously ready for this and a little unnerved for the show, since she had learned that anime was not real...which wasn't from her girlfriend's weeb tendacies at all.
Clearly this sea monster lady carrying a spear and wearing a black tank top, blue sweatpants and red boots might have been misinformed, as she jumped off the boat with her luggage.
"Hello, competitors, you're seeing a determined player over here!" She shouted. "Also, I heard one of the contestants was a sea monster, which is damn cool!"
"YEAH!" Alberto shouted.
"Alright-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Undyne, the show hasn't even started yet! Glad to see you're a player."
"Thank you, host man!"
"It's Chris." Chris told her, displeased, as Undyne went up to her competition.
"I got a really good player here." He told a camera-man.
While Undyne was looking at the rest of her competition, Alberto was looking straight back at her.
"Whatever badass scheme you're pulling, I'm not gonna let it get through!" She barked at him.
"Hey, uh, I don't have a scheme. Not right now at least." Alberto sputtered out defensively.
"You try that and you're going up against me!" Undyne shouted, a little too close for comfort.
"Cool." Alberto coolly remarked with a grin.
...
Number 10 was a little unnerved by the contestants that were on the edge of the dock and the weather and the fact that he looked like nobody else on the dock so far.
Unsurprisingly, he looked like a bull fighter with the flashy black jacket covered with gold, a few skulls here and there and his black hair styled in a swirl.
Also he wore black flashy pants, red espiadas and black boots...and he carried a guitar.
"Maybe I died again." He wondered aloud.
He stepped off the boat, somewhat confused.
"...What is this place?"
"Manolo Sanchez..."
Chris came up to him in dramatic fashion, scaring the bullfighting musician.
"...you're not really dead, but you are in a competition!"
"To do what?"
"To win some money? Or bragging rights! Or for fun if you're a weirdo!"
Manolo may not have been confused, but he was understandably frustrated with this guy.
"I'm here to show my best self, that's all!" Manolo shouted. "And most of you don't look like freaks!"
"Aw thank you, Mexican guy-" Ken shouted.
"Is being a freak bad, though?" Lucy interrupted Ken with a serious question.
Manolo took a breather.
"Not really, just thought I was dead."
...
Number 11 didn't appear from a boat, having overtime on his job of trying to make sure that the multiverse doesn't break apart in an anarchical fashion...despite wearing anarchist clothing.
He even jumped from a hexagonal portal that came from nowhere with all of his stuff packed into two suitcases and he looked a little worse for wear.
"Bruv, that guy was just confused, glad that got sorted." The punky Spider-Man stated, seeing a pissed off Chris.
And he said this one thing.
"Wait, you that Cruise guy?"
Chris got triggered.
"Don't compare him to me! He's crazy about hurting contestants and crazy in general and he dumped garbage on me before, ruined my hair, dude."
Hobie Brown (yeah, bruv, we're doing this.) looked offended.
"Spider-Punk, what happened to the boat?!" Chris shouted, continuing on.
"Missed it while trying to try a guy stuck in the wrong universe. Funny how I'm in the right place 'spite being in the wrong universe." Hobie spoke honestly. "I don't believe in shanty boats, bro."
"Bro, you could just wait for the boat." Chris huffed.
"Alright, man."
Hobie, the tall man, went to chill with the other guys, wearing his red boots, black pants with a lot of punk details, a red suit with the classic mask, a button-covered sleeveless leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders and a fake mohawk made outta spikes and an frigging guitar.
"I can sense we're kindred guys, mate." Axl Low remarked.
"Yeah, ya heard, what do ya do?"
Axl didn't have a proper answer.
"My girlfriend, sometimes saving the world a bit."
"I can sense, you're a sly mother-"
...
Hobie definitely swore, but that would not be a problem for contestant number 12, who was keeping themselves busy with trying to experience life as a dead Japanese kid.
Which doesn't make that much sense, but whatever.
"Hey, I think I've seen this kind of place before. In the underworld."
A literal white-skinned Asian ghost girl wearing the white kimono floated down to the dock and Chris McLean wasn't expecting the suspicious look from a ghost.
"What are you planning?" Akiko asked with the cheekiest of grins.
"Uh, Total Drama! You've definitely heard of it, Akiko!" Chris replied, before noticing that she was floating. "Also, are you a ghost?"
"Yeah, but I'm not worried about it...and also, I've seen a bit of it."
She then floated to the rest of the cast, some questioning reality more as if the multiverse was more normal than living ghosts and others wonder what passes through her.
"Wait, can you pass through people?" Lucy asked.
"Uhh, it mostly scares them, but yeah!" Akiko said. "I'm in a scaring mood."
"Well, that's fine." Lucy stated.
It didn't surprise Akiko that a kid goth would like a ghost for a friend.
Number 13 wasn't really much of a doozy despite being a fighting android, as she basically walked onto the dock with only a suitcase or two and a calm smile.
"A good place to get data." She mumbled.
"Android 21, welcome to Total Drama with...uh...a bunch of other people." Chris said, a little thrown off. "Can I call you 21."
"For your own sake, you should." 21 remarked.
Speaking of her looks, she was relatively attractive with back-length brown curly hair she wore a checkerboarded blue and red dress with black stockings, black sleeves, high heels, one blue and one red, glasses and one big lab coat.
And also...
"Is the food good over here?" 21 quickly spoke.
"Uh, yeah, sure!"
Chris practically had his fingers crossed, as she easily carried her stuff.
"No frickin' way, how do you even carry all that stuff?" Ken said.
"I'm an android."
Ken took that in, as 21 basically admitted.
"And in my world, android's are usually made for fighting."
Ken took in some more, before trying to be smooth.
"Okay, miss, I'll do something about it."
21 tried to not roll her eyes with a smile, as Ken stood there.
'
Alright, fourteen out of thirty-four contestants and this time, it wasn't much of a surprise to maybe many of the contestants, as this girl was one of the princesses of all time.
"Wow, boats have gotten so much better!" She exclaimed in surprise. "Mostly in luxury."
She was distinctly Arabian and attractive, having a darker skin tone and long black hair that was tied with two teal bands together into a ponytail and she wore two gold teardrop earrings, a tiara headband and a blue midriff-baring top, blue harem pants and golden shoes.
She easily jumped off the boat.
"Wow, you guys look like tough competition." She remarked.
"We are tough competition, princess." MK mocked her.
She just rolled her eyes.
"Princess Jasmine, dude, your dad must be angry with you for going on this show!"
"Well, not quite, but my father doesn't want me here for a reason." Jasmine explained. "Mostly about the challenges."
"Don't worry, I told your dad that these challenges aren't dangerous!"
Chris couldn't hold in his laugh.
"Expect dangerous challenges, Your Highness."
"Couldn't really be worse than dealing with sorcerers, but I'll hold that against you!" Jasmine said, looking for surprise. "But I can tell that this isn't going to be easy."
She then walked up to the rest of the cast.
"Not gonna lie, this is much worse than any adventure you've been on." MK told her.
"I believe you?"
...
Number 15, number fifteen.
Oh, yeah, the big guy.
"I gotta redeem myself after getting that first boot in that one season! Looks like I've got the opportunity." A distinctly spiky turtle remarked, on a yacht. "Hey, captain, check out the winner right here!"
No-one could mistake the big Koopa for anyone else, especially not the underpaid captain and he walked onto the dock, his long-suffering servant Kamek.
"Your Highness, your stuff." Kamek said, as he carried a kinda big suitcase.
"Don't worry, Kamek, I can carry this thing real easy!" Bowser boasted, carrying the suitcase. "Good job, you may leave."
And then the Magikoopa was outta there, as Bowser sauntered up to the host.
"Bowser, the big Koopa, turtle king, big guy!"
Chris and Bowser had a bad guy handshake or attempted to, only doing a high five and pointing fingers at each other.
"How are ya?"
"Nah, I'm feeling great now that I've got the chance to win!" Bowser shouted. "I'm the king of making wins look good and of the Koopa Kingdom!"
Bowser even strolled up to a displeased Jasmine.
"Wow, you've even got a princess over here!"
"If you want an alliance just ask." Jasmine kinda sussed him out.
"Whoa, whoa, I didn't come here for an alliance. Just surprised that there's a princess here!" Bowser replied in shock, as Jasmine backed away. "Jeez, I just came to say hello!"
Bowser then moved to the side huffing.
...
Number 16, somebody else, some other villain and another one that Kamala Khan probably knows by cultural osmosis or playing Sonic games...sort of, as Chris could definitely see the guy.
"Yo, Robotnik, you can't just make your own boat!" Chris shouted. "What's with the boat?!"
"Listen, the man on the boat couldn't really handle me or my water-faring skills, so I decided to take up a skill that I would use for my inevitable victory!" Robotnik shouted.
"Yeesh, dude." Chris said, shedding a tear of appreciation. "That's a sign of a great villain right there!"
This kinda old, kinda attractive white man was bald (for some reason), had a huge moustache and was pretty slim and he wore goggles, a red and black tech-inspired jacket, black trousers, black gloves with metal tips and black boots.
Chris saw that Robotnik landed and he shook his hand, before just laughing at the cast that was in front of him.
"Oh good, another bunch of unintelligent vertebrates trying to rob me of my rightful victory, wonder how that's going to end up." Robotnik told them. "Though I do see some respectable fellows in there of intellect!"
"Look, we're all respectable by some standard, so chill out for a second." Undyne said, trying to not be mad.
"I'm just saying my truth-"
"Dude, knock it off! The next boat's here already!" Chris shouted in Robotnik's face. "Just go join the rest of the guys."
Robotnik walked out of the camera.
...
And number 17 walked into view, ready to make a comeback of sorts and her smile faded once she saw Chris.
"This is going to be a rough one." She spoke, her short brown hair tied in a long white headband. "At least Karin's apparently been in two seasons."
She was still excited for this season, wearing a white t-shirt, red tracksuit bottoms and zipped-up jacket, red gloves, just more muted that the demon known as Chris was around.
Also, she hopped off the boat.
"So, the challenges are going to be less painful, right?" She said,
"Uhhhhhh, maybe." Chris stated. "Welcome back, Sakura, hope you like the freezing cold on reality TV!"
Sakura looked around the island and the consistent patches of snow.
"I don't know about that, but I want to get stronger, is that good enough?"
Chris stopped smiling.
"Yes."
Sakura went up to the weird and wonderful cast.
"Whoa, this is like that one time where I met Wolverine on a boat...and the other weird guys!" Sakura shouted. "I fought him a couple times and it wasn't that bad."
Kamala knew about Marvel VS Capcom, obviously and she beamed.
"Whoa, that's nice!"
Number 18 was in there, doin' stuff and pointing at a boat that was frickin' smokin AKA the boat that Robotnik didn't ride on and it was very apparent that he was a quiet guy.
Maybe a cheeky mofo, but he was definitely the right age for this cast.
This 25-year old had black spiky hair and was wearing a white t-shirt with red sleeves, a red baseball cap, blue jeans and red trainers.
Mostly competition-wise, his mom did want him to succeed and he stepped off his boat, sighing at the fact that he couldn't use Charizard.
"Yo, Red, welcome! Heard you're a Pokemon guy."
Red did an almost humoured smirk at that remark.
"And the silent type, apparently. Can you talk, dude?"
Red shrugged, back to that famous neutral face.
"Okay, man." Chris answered, kinda mad. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll let it slide."
Red then walked to his fellow guys, as he was surprised to see Bowser in this game, his eyes widened.
"Ain't so tough with your Pokemon, huh?" Bowser mocked.
Red just showed his six Pokeballs on his big beige backpack and he confidently smiled.
"No freakin' way, you talked when you were in Smash, what's your problem, guy?"
He snorted at this dude who apparently knew him.
"Damn, what's up with you?"
Red literally threw him a confused look and shrugged.
"Oh."
...
Number 19 wasn't much of a surprise to a lot of people, but it was a real big surprise to basically any shinigami that wasn't used to the human world and her sword was sheathed.
Those familiar with a certain black-haired duelist and lamb guitarist might this one, especially since she was wearing that black kimono with uneven sleeves and a trouser-like bottom, which was her shinigami uniform and she had her head-length black hair with some loose strands between the eyes.
She was prepared for this, her katana tied in her sash.
"Rukia Kuchiki, what's up?" Chris asked casually.
"A lot, but I don't want to get into that." Rukia said, staring right at Chris. "I'm surprised that everybody can see me in this form."
"Because it would look cool and you could keep up with most of these awesome guys. Guys, Rukia! Rukia, everyone else so far."
Rukia wasn't pleased with it, but it was mostly contained to a groan and stopped glaring at Chris and she wanted to mingle with the good ol' cast.
"Hello, everybody." Rukia said.
"Yo, what's good, Rukia? Wanted to get a little bit old school or something?" Alberto stated, despite not knowing what a kimono was.
"No, I'm just ready to see everyone else."
"Oh, well, if you want to talk, I'm here!"
Rukia then walked to where a curious Kamala was.
...
Number 20 was very different from Rukia in both a good and a bad way, as he looked interested in this weird little mission, courtesy of someone that I don't want to remember.
No one could mistake that skull mask, that shield, that blue jumpsuit with white boots, white gloves, orange sleeves and white "pants" and a belt of random weapons including...the glocks.
"You know what, this isn't the worst vacation I've been on. Even if this place is pretty much a dump." He spoke confidently, letting the boat ride.
And then jumped off the boat to an angry Kamala. "Not this again."
"Guys, say hello to Taskmaster, he's a mercenary with a bit of a history of being a bad dude."
"Bad dude is putting it lightly!" Kamala shouted.
"Yeesh, what's your deal with him?!" Undyne shouted. "Maybe he's a good guy now."
"I would say more, but I don't want to be chased around the world again!"
"Trust me, bad dude is putting it lightly. But I'm a damn good mercenary for what's that worth." Taskmaster stated to everybody. "And I'm here for the cash basically, so you know, not into making friends."
"Well, I'm gonna make sure that you're eliminated ASAP!" Kamala shouted. "Because you suck."
"You go and try that, though."
Taskmaster slinked onto the boys side.
Number 21 wasn't smooth at all.
"I can sense some criminal activity over there." He said. "Better put a stop to it."
Even if he was a wheelchair cop with a big chair and plain clothes, there was no-one more loud than this guy over here.
"EVERYBODY FREEZE!" He screamed, as he wheeled himself off the boat. "I can sense problems here."
A lot of hands were raised, even Chef's.
"Joe Swanson, how's it going?" Chris asked, slightly panicked. "This is the show you signed up for!"
"Wait-"
Joe looked at his "file"
"-you have got to be kidding me? You could've just gotten me over here."
"Gotta be honest, I don't know why you're surprised." MK remarked casually.
Joe Swanson threw down the file, which had Total Drama logo all back of the papers and then he realised the obvious.
"You're on thin ice, buddy!" Joe warned Chris, poking his hand on Chris' chest. "Where's the million dollars?"
"You're going to have to beat all these guys for it!" Chris basically pointed to all of the docked contestants. "You ready?!"
"Yep just because I'm a cripple doesn't mean anything!" Joe proclaimed.
"Bruv, you can't just say that!" Hobie shouted.
"Hey, he described himself as one. Though I don't think it's allowed!" Undyne honestly spoke.
Joe casually wheeled himself to where everyone else has, right next to Robotnik.
...
Number 22 (which was two years below her actual age) casually walked off her boat and looked in amazement and wonder at all of the freaks and weirdos that were right in front of her.
"Damn, Scott was right." Ramona said. "Eh, it looks pretty cool."
She was pretty attractive and white, had pink hair with purple, side bangs included and wore a black hoodie, a grey denim jacket, blue jean shorts, pink leggings and grey boots and goggles that sat on her hair.
"Wow, Ramona Flowers! You're definitely overqualified for this season!"
"Wait, how you do even-"
Ramona realised that Chris was definitely a human being.
"-you know what, forget it."
"No, I mean, you're going to ace all those challenges!"
"Oh, that checks out."
Ramona shrugged, as she joined her "people" with more than a few accidental admirers, the hot guys strangely enough and Spider-Punk clicked his fingers.
"You look like a rebel!" Spider-Punk stated.
"Thanks, man, you are definitely one weird cosplayer."
"Nah, I'm a Spider-Man, just a different kind of guy. I don't believe in cosplays!"
Ramona went silent for a second.
"What?"
...
Number 23 was surely happening, mostly because she was smoking, looked 12 and had a leaf on her head...and looked quite casual during all of that.
"Wha-IS SHE SMOKING?!" Chris yelled in pure amazement.
She was definitely a tanuki in human form that wore red glasses, had scruffy auburn brown hair and light skin and she wore a tan sleeveless shirt, a red and green skirt, white pantaloons and sandals.
She also had a giant brown and beige tail carrying a jar of sake.
"Mamizou, not gonna lie, not everyday we get a goddess here!" Chris shouted. "And you know-"
"My goodness, you should really know that I am a tanuki. Not quite the goddess, just someone with great powers!" She said, "And I heard you, Christopher!"
Chris got Dawn flashbacks and he straight up pointed her towards the rest of the cast.
"Oh, my apologies, I must have offended you."
"Just join the rest of them!" Chris told her sternly, as she walked towards the ladies of the cast.
Mamizou especially looked at MK.
"What kind of great powers do ya have?" MK questioned.
"A lady has her secrets, especially those of powers."
MK nodded.
"I respect that."
"Why, thank you."
...
Number 24 basically was the opposite of Mamizou, even if she had a special power that was yet to be revealed to everyone in a universe where Stands are visible.
"S***, I can't show my stand." She whispered.
Ermes Costello had more sense than money, obviously.
She was above average height, fit, dark tan skin and black hair in those locks, and a weird tattoo. She wore yellow arm warmers, black pants, brown shoes, a green sleeveless coat over an orange sleeveless turtleneck and turquoise rings on her right arm.
Anyways, she took one look at the island and decided that this wasn't better.
"Well, I ain't in prison."
She jumped off the damn boat without a problem.
"Ermes, glad I got you outta prison." Chris announced. "Just letting you guys know she's an ex-convict!"
"Well, this place looks like a dump. Wait-"
Ermes and Joe locked eyes, both knowing that neither of them were innocent for doing questionable things for questionable reasons and their stares bore into each other's soul.
"You better watch yourself." Joe said. "I wouldn't like to end up in prison."
"Tch, I ain't going back there."
...
Number 25 wasn't a unique case, but she did have one thing that was very noticeable.
Actually, she had quite a few, since she was literally a pink-skinned girl with antennae, scruffy pink hair and black eyes with yellow iris, kinda like an insect and she looked like a Japanese teenager.
She wore a short tan coat with fur, burgundy boots and a green and purple jumpsuit with a splatter pattern and no sleeves.
She basically jumped off the boat with her luggage.
"Oh my gosh, it is Chris!" She shouted.
"Everybody, this is Mina Ashido, she's definitely a bit of a character and a hero-in-studying! We kinda get one every season."
"Oh yeah, Uraraka and Kirishima ended up on Total Drama thingy! Can I say that I really like this show!"
"Finally someone that appreciates my hard work!"
Ashido looked at all of the geniuses that surrounded her and joined the other ladies and then at the island.
"Yeah?"
She walked up to the girls' side, right next to Ermes.
"I don't think this is gonna be a fun time."
...
Number 26 was another dude of honesty and polyamory.
"Looks like a good place to hone my skills." The dude said seriously.
This lean and muscular Japanese guy had his white hair tied in a short ponytail and wore a black sleeveless shirt, black baggy pants, red wrappings around his sandals, black shoes, two gold upper arm bands and dark blue gauntlets.
And also the headband with gems on top of 'em along with the nunchuck-like twin gold swords.
He jumped off and immediately the ladies got all hot and bothered, some even looking at him like a dream.
"Don't worry, I got three great wives." He casually said.
"Tengen Uzui, demon slaying chad! By the way, his three wives know about each other and it's literally a polyamory thing!" Chris shouted. "No cheating, dude."
"I'm a three wife guy, fellas."
No-one knew what to make of the one-handed ninja's declaration, nevermind his garb.
"So, you're just a regular weirdo, not a cheating weirdo, if that's right?" Bowser asked.
"Uh, no. Are you a demon?" Tengen asked.
"No, what gave you that idea?!"
Tengen took a good look at Bowser to come out with the thought.
"You kinda look like one."
Number 27 was entirely different from Tengen, in that he was a criminal mastermind of very short height compared to literally everyone else.
Even if he was a buff gray-furred rat that wore a black tuxedo with a gray vest, a black cape with a red underside, white gloves, a black top hat, black shoes and clean hair.
"Oh, Basil must be wondering how his enemy must be doing!" He exclaimed, as Chris looked down at him.
"Wow, you're small! Ratigan dude, you could be the size of everyone else!" Chris announced. "Like Basil!"
"Well, Basil couldn't see the many advantages of having such a small size. So many of them that I'll proceed to demonstrate it within the challenges!" Ratigan was beeming.
"Man, you're going to not like these!"
Professor Ratigan confidently walked into the confused crowd and even got Alberto, Ken and Axl to jump.
"Eeek, a mouse!" Ken yelped.
"Come on, he's obviously a rat." Tengen casually remarked, which got a stern look from Ratigan. "What's wrong with-"
"I am not A RAT! I'm a giant mouse!"
Tengen just shrugged and smiled, as Ratigan's anger was stoked.
...
Number 28 was a simple one-eyed white-skinned sailor man with a big chin and big bulging arms and hands and he wore a black sailor shirt with a red collar, blue jeans, brown shoes and a pipe stuck in his mouth.
It could only be one man and he stepped off the boat to shake hands with the host with the most strongly.
"Popeye, a sailor with the power of spinach and hard work!" Chris announced, as the sailor stepped off the boat. "Seriously, these challenges are gonna be awesome!"
"Dunno if I would call this show awesome or fun, but I ain't scared of a little challenge." Popeye declared.
Popeye could sense the good fellas from a mile away, as he went up to them and shook hands with those guys.
"Nice to meet yous fellas." Popeye said.
"Nice to meet ya, mate." Axl replied right back. "Heard you got a little bit of boat trouble."
"I mean, it took me here."
The boat was a little worse for wear.
"Even if it ain't doing too hot."
...
There were not many left to be introduced, about four more and this guy was a German doctor doing business in Canada.
He was a somewhat muscular man with clean black hair and above average height and he wore a doctor's coat, a white shirt with a red tie, brown military pants and black military boots.
"Mein gott, what did I get myself into?" He asked, upon seeing the cast.
"The Medic. That's not really his name, but I couldn't find it!" Chris introduced the doctor with a questionable degree.
Medic looked at everyone and instantly started grinning.
"This is quite the science experiment you've got here. You were not lying, herr McLean!"
"Yep!"
Medic joined the motley crew of contestants, being the only upgraded intern from Ultimate Islands and Taskmaster went up to him for one reason.
"You're definitely a mercenary." Taskmaster said, seeing Medic mad. "I could tell."
"I wouldn't be surprised that you would be the first one to pick up on that." Medic replied seriously.
Taskmaster still had the mask on.
"Yeah."
...
Number 30 was a young one relative to half of the cast and from his somewhat deranged laugh, Mina groaned and ruffled her hair.
"You know him?" Akiko asked.
"Not really, but he's definitely something." Mina struggled to not insult him.
This young guy had slick blonde hair, blue eyes and that dang smirk and wore a white shirt with a turquoise spotted tie and notable cuffs, a black tuxedo with a double-breasted jacket with long tails, a brown belt and a white belt with clocks and white leather brogues.
And his arms were really crossed.
"Neito Monoma, nice to meet ya!" Chris introduced. "This guy's studying to be a hero like Mina Ashido!"
"Hold that thought, Chris McLean." Monoma interrupted him.
He then did another stupid pose.
"Hello, everybody, I'm part of UA's Class 1-B, the underappreciated guys of UA and you know, this lady right here-"
He pointed at Ashido.
"-is part of Class 1-A like the rest of the contestants from my school, who steals attention with ease and crazy events! Which does matter if we're on seperate teams, since my quirk would help elevate my class to a higher level, which I won't tell you people about!"
Everyone was flabbergasted, Chef was confused and Chris was trying to not laugh.
"That's awesome! I bet you've learned a few things since that time we fought!" Mina looked excited, just trying to stop him.
Monoma looked confused, not pissing off Mina.
"Well-"
"Save it for later, dude, the next player arrived!"
...
Number 31 was an orphan with quite the history and she was plainly beaming at having some freedom and being on a boat minus the fact that this island was fuckin' dingy.
"This counts as an improvement, right?" She asked, looking at the cast.
The 13-year old orange-haired orphan with said hair having a cowlick and being messy and swept to the sides was basically wearing a white shirt with a white skirt and brown boots.
She stepped off apprehensively, not helped by Lucy's presence.
"Hey, Orphan Emma! I know this is your first time not being food for demons or whatever, but be cool, alright?"
Emma could definitely see the monster within Chris, almost having some traumatic flashbacks.
"Yes!" She said seriously.
Chris wasn't surprised.
"I'll definitely have a fun time or something!" Emma spoke to basically
She then walked up to the two younger kids and Mina tried to talk, but got blocked by Monoma.
"You look like you've been through a lot." Monoma said. "Orphan Emma."
"Yes, I have-did you just call me Orphan Emma?" Emma confusedly asked.
"Yes. You're just Emma to almost all of us." Monoma answered.
Emma had one question and it got her smiling.
"I wonder what the other Emma were like!"
And there was Number 32.
He was a little bit different compared to even the wildest contestants in Hotel Rockies or Ultimate Islands or this season, as everyone could hear the mostly out of place Christmas bells.
"Uh, is that supposed to happen?" MK asked.
Chris was looking all around the place for the decorations, yet they were not there.
Believe it or not, Saint Nick/Father Christmas arrived here with his big jolly belly, blue shirt, red waistcoat and brown trousers and brown boots and he looked like he had complaints about a few things.
Also, he sounded like he came from Yorkshire for some reason.
"Are you sure this is the place? Looks like a blooming place you'd end up getting scammed in."
(Sorry, Norbert, I'm getting a little creative.)
He didn't really have that many regrets, until he saw the faces of many a confused contestant and a ridiculously smug Chris McLean.
"I've really done myself in."
"Hello, my big old guy, how are ya?" Chris asked. "Can I call ya Nick?"
Father Christmas knew that this was some bull for obvious reasons, which didn't help when Chris held up the contract quite easily.
"...I signed this blooming thing, didn't I?"
"Yeah, you did, buddy, nothing to it."
He deeply sighed, making everyone even more confused, even including himself.
...
Number 33 was a bit of a surprise, since he was a gray and silver manta ray with kinda short legs, Japanese headgarb and an oni-like mask and Chris looked surprised.
"Ayyyy?! (No way this is the place?!)" He yelled in disbelief. "Ay? (The what kind of scam is this?)"
The big man looked tired of whatever kind of stuff Chris was pulling, as the big ray stepped off the boat with his light luggage.
"Big Man, wasn't expecting ya to be a big ray, how are ya?!" Chris asked, excited to get a celebrity on board.
"Ay ay ay. Ayyyy! (I don't know what kind of dude you take me for, but this setup was wack. I woulda come anyways!)" Big Man shouted, a bit miffed with the trickery.
"Cool, dude." Chris said. "Go join the other dudes!"
Big Man then shared a high-five from Chris and then he walked up to the rest of them.
"Ayyy?! (Yo, this Total Drama's about to be sick!)"
Axl Low looked confused for one reason.
"Yeah, it is?"
...
Number 34 was the wildcards of all of the seasons' wildcards, somehow swinging in from the jungle.
Sticks was a short orange Sonic-like badger with brown stripes on her twin-lock hair and ears and she wore a brown top and skirt, fur-skin boots, one ring and some jewellery.
She jumped off the boat with her stuff, grumbling about Amy.
"Hey, Sticks, what's up?" Chris casually greeted her. "Heard you like conspiracy theories."
"Yeah, who told you that? Must be some kind of government agent."
"Funny that you mention that, you kinda beat her."
"Hehe. I know this is a load of baloney, anyways, but I'll take what I can get!"
Chris just shook his head, as Sticks joined the other ladies in waiting.
"Do you think the government is out to get you or something?" Ramona asked.
"Uh, obviously, why else would this Chris man mention that?"
Sticks did get an eye roll from Ramona.
...
Number 35 was definitely something of a wildcard compared to the rest of the competition, because this orange cat sailed in on his own boat and with a pirate's cap and his own crew.
A black taffy cat with softpaws and pants.
A dog with a sock for a head covering and the cat of the hour.
"Hey, Puss, good luck in surviving Reality TV!" The dog called out. "You've got this!"
"Thank you, Perrito and Kitty, I'll make this competition look easy!"
It was only one cat, slowly walking up to the angriest host.
"Puss In Boots, where's my boat?!" Chris announced. "The one I told you to ride on."
"It was sinking, obviously!" Puss shouted. "Look at it."
Chris stared in disbelief at the sinking yacht.
"My yacht!"
"Hey, I got the treasure from that boat."
Chris rolled his eyes, as Puss walked up to the weird cast.
"You're a talking cat?" Akiko asked.
"And you're the ghost." Puss introduced himself. "The name's Puss."
"Alright, Puss."
...
And finally, number 36 wasn't much of a surprise compared to most of the contestants, since she was a classic Russian femme fatale, big bongos, blonde head-length hair with bangs, good-looking and she wore a black spy suit with gloves, silver boots, a KGB belt, silver holsters, a grey spy watch.
She got the stares of about half the men, Chris included and she stepped off.
"This has to be some joke." She spoke with an obvious Russian accent. "Do you think this is funny?"
Chris had that winning, trying to not laugh type smile.
"Nope!"
The Russian spy lady sighed.
"This is Natalya Ivanova, she's quite the chick!"
Natalya glared right at Chris.
"With quite the decorated career, yep! Not those things!"
"Uh-huh, I can tell why I'm here."
She really walked up to the ladies, some of them jealous and others admiring her "business" like a certain few and she looked over and done with this charade.
All 36 contestants, including a formerly secret pair, stood on the dock awaiting that classic order that all Total Drama contestants had to go through.
"Oh wait! You guys all stand there-no wait, right there!" Chris already had everyone in the perfect position. "Everybody say Pahkitew Island!"
"PAHKITEW ISLAND-"
The cameras took the picture and the dock broke under everyone's weight.
Thirty-two new faces, two old faces and too many reasons to turn back and accept defeat on Pahkitew Island, the island where massive trouble was one electronic switch and circuit malfunction away.
"You don't seem like a bad lot of weird fellas." 'Ol Saint Nick remarked, trying to comprehend the possibilities.
"Don't worry, dude, I already do." Ken answered, already shivering. "Should've gone all in on the winter fashion."
"Heh, this will be a great time! I've got a half-naked fella, some Santa-lookalike and a bootleg Spider-Man on my side!" Bowser shouted, grinning.
"But what if we're not on the same side?" Father Christmas asked.
"I'm going to make him get us on the same side?!" Bowser yelled, as Ken laughed nervously. "No biggie."
"No biggie, indeed." Ken put on his fake smile.
As for the ladies, it wasn't much better, mostly down to the older ladies already judging each other for some reason.
"So, what was with that guy?" MK asked. "He's a hater?"
"He's in the same year as me, trying to be a hero! I don't think he's a hater." Mina answered awkwardly.
"And what was that about?"
"We're both in different classes, that's about it!"
MK looked quite interested in Mina's frustration.
"Yeesh, let her figure out her feelings!" Undyne spoke up easily. "I feel like we've got a great team here!"
"A team of what exactly?" Mamizou asked.
"Uh-"
These two groups were slowly walking through the snow-covered ground with all of the gravitas that this show deserved, as they were led to a pair of warming mats right next to the rest of the camp.
One blue-ish and one kinda red, which got all of the contestants understanding what Chris was really putting down in this season.
"Hold on? Is that what I think it is?!" Sakura shouted.
"There's no way that the teams are like this." Axl Low stated.
The crowd was surprisingly quiet all things considered, as Chris put his hands down.
"Here's how these teams are made! Dudes on one side and ladies on the other, simple as that!" Chris announced. "The dudes are a team and the ladies are a team."
"Okay, but why?" Natalya asked.
"Adds to the theme!"
"I don't like what you're implying, Chris." Hobie remarked.
Natalya shook her head, as she joined her fellow ladies.
"The blue dudes' team is called the Stunning Snowmen and the red girls' team is called the Arctic Amazonians! Yeah, don't ask why those were the names, they just are!"
"Cool, it's much better than being called Ratface!" MK snarked.
Stunning Snowmen: Spider-Punk (AKA Hobie Brown), Axl Low, Ken Carson, Big Man, Nick, Professor Ratigan, Taskmaster, Bowser, Popeye, Manolo Sanchez, Neito Monoma, Alberto Scarfano, Red, Tengen Uzui, Dr Robotnik, Puss & Joe Swanson
Arctic Amazonians: Jasmine, Android 21, Lolo, Sakura Kusagano, MK, Mina Ashido, Ermes Costello, Kamala Khan, Undyne, Lucy Loud, Colette, Rukia Kuchiki, Akiko, Emma (Promised Neverland), Sticks , Natalya & Mamizou Futatsuiwa
"The hell kind of team named is Stunning Snowmen?!" Joe shouted.
Chris got a good chuckle.
"Exactly! Let me show you around this wintry camp!"
"I take offence to pretending snowmen aren't tough." Puss added.
"Sure, if you're a pussy!" Joe shouted back.
The Snowmen and the Amazonians were forced together to enjoy this "awesome camp" and it was not awesome.
"This camp's got the classic mess hall in case you want to enjoy the culinary tastes of Chef Hatchet!"
There was a mess hall that was basically lifted straight from the Reboot/Post-COVID pair of seasons, complete with the noticeable smell and Chef scowling at the contestants.
"There's warm cabins."
Everyone could hear a wooden siding fall down from the Amazonians' cabin, while the Snowmens' cabin had an almost broken window.
"You got the communal bathrooms and showers..."
The bathrooms were literally ripped right outta Ultimate Islands.
"...the everything else hall and the true centrepiece, the outhouse!"
The camera skipped right past a green version of the mess hall towards the outhouse with a camera, which had that certain kind of smell that no-one liked.
"EW!" Mina shouted.
"Come on, it's part of the Total Drama experience. It can't be that bad-"
Kamala opened the door.
"-AURGH!"
"That outhouse is where you can say your deepest, darkest secrets and strategies! As you do." Chris announced. "Everywhere else is the half-mechanical, half-natural wilderness of Pahkitew!"
A robot bear roared, scaring everyone minus the host with the most.
"Alright, I gotta go prepare for the first wicked challenge! You guys have fun confessing!"
Chris walked off-camera, prompting nearly everyone to wonder what the hell were they going to do about surviving here.
*Kamala's confessional*
"Please tell me that we're not staying on Pahkitew! It's not like I can't fight them, but this feels wrong, which is what I should've expected!"
*Big Man's confessional*
"Ay Ay Ayyyy. (Oh naw, I'm not gonna get killed today by some freaky robots!)"
He had his weapon.
"Ayyy. (At least I can fight whatever comes outta here!)
*Lolo's confessional*
She was shaking in fear.
"You signed up for this! You can do this!" She reassured herself nervously.
*Tengen's confessional*
"Yep, this island is truly unflashy. What demon does Chris work for and if so, he's gonna hafta to deal with a Hashira! And it's still not impossible that Chris is a
*Joe Swanson's confessional*
"Most of these guys will be complaining about the camp or this show, but I came prepared! Prepared to win this thing!" He yelled. "Well, there I really said it. Gotta find some temporary drinking buddies or an alliance in here, though."
*Taskmaster's confessional*
"I have really seen supervillains with better accommodation than this place. At least I got paid to be Total Drama and with Natalya, I've got some good competition that can shut up for a second."
He looked around.
"...I doubt it's worth it, really."
*Spider-Punk's confessional*
"This guy definitely doesn't believe in safety, good haircuts or caring about other people's lives. The mandem at home better be wishing me a safe win!"
*Ken's confessional*
He flexed his muscles.
"Hey, I'm a single doll and a guy of the beach. Dunno how I ended up here, but I gotta find my purpose."
*Android 21's confessional*
She sighed deeply.
"It's about what I expected. Now all I have to do is win this show, try to keep my hunger under wraps and do something great with the cash."
*Ermes' confessional*
She basically rolled her eyes.
"I can't believe he said this was better than prison. At least in prison, you don't get robots running ready to kill the campers or get sent back to prison for losing a challenge."
*Orphan Emma's confessional*
She looked seriously.
"Well, I will keep on living for however long this Chris man wants me to! I'm going to do it for everybody, especially Ray and Norman. I hope that everyone's alive"
*MK's confessional*
"Well, well, well, third time's the charm and I've already got plenty of it on me. Julia, I hope you're watching your girl take home the victory and mad cash, because...of the competition!"
*Bowser's confessional*
He sneered the whole time.
"Heh, he's going to have to do better than this if he's going to keep the Koopa King down! Kamek, if I see that my son gets in trouble, you better get good at dodging fire!"
*Ramona Flowers' confessional*
She put on a confident face.
"Scott, is it too late to say that you had the easier draw?"
*Axl's confessional*
He was spinning his chain...sickle thing.
"Oh yeah, two seasons ago my friend played a mean game and last season Jam was definitely something! Mate, I feel like I'm going to have to get real to even make it to the merge!"
*Sakura's confessional*
"I definitely got stronger, though not having Coachman here does help a bit. Plus I wonder how strong I really am, since I've still gotta work." She remarked. "My team looks cool."
*Father Christmas' confessional*
He was trying to not out himself.
"Blooming 'eck, I really got myself into a bit of a jam! Most of these fellows are rather nice, though and the ladies are good people, too! Quite nice I could say."
*Natalya's confessional*
"Not the worst mission I got, but this isn't a good one either. Taskmaster's think he's going to have easy time doing this challenge, which I plan on taking advantage of."
*Ashido's confessional*
She looked around the messed up confessional.
"I feel like I got cursed, but Uraraka was in a worse place last time and she almost won. Besides, this show might be easy-peasy, I hope."
*Monoma's confessional*
He laughed for some reason.
"Well, Class 1-A may have gotten several chances at Total Drama, but they've never won a season as far as I know. Even if Uraraka did get to the finale, I'll overcome the shadow that I'm stuck in to prove myself a great hero! Just need to sniff out some alliances."
*Mamizou's confessional*
She kept on smoking that "good good"
"As far as I know, I'm one of the first people from Gensokyo that got invited to this madman's idea of a good show and from what I heard, the contestants of this game never have it easy. Wonder how strong I truly could be without my powers, but those thoughts are for another day."
*Red's confessional*
He basically did a strong stretch with a stoic face, preparing himself for whatever kind of stuff Total Drama would send his way and reluctantly looking at his Pokeballs.
*Alberto's confessional*
"I came here for a vespa! There I said it, now I have only one fear! Messing up a challenge." He shouted with a confident smile.
*Jasmine's confessional*
"Getting a break from being a princess isn't really my kind of style since seeing my people happy gives me a good feeling. But I know that Aladdin, Genie and Rajah have it covered. Carrying the pride of Agrabah on my back's not going to be easy."
*Manolo's confessional*
He looked around the place.
"Still not sure if I landed in the Land of the Remembered in another country, these people look too weird."
*Popeye's confessional*
"One minute I'm sailing on some rickety boat and next time, I'm with a bunch of people right outta a cartoon on a tough competition. There's some screwy people that I can't just let win."
*Robotnik's confessional*
He stared at the confessional, before glaring right at it.
"They did not need to put a confessional in an outhouse and yet it fits so well, in spite of a lack of insulation, privacy and everything about it. Well, well, without that damned blue hedgehog, I have my shot of winning the game decently high and for that, an alliance is in order."
*Undyne's confessional*
"GRAH!"
She then stepped down onto the toilet.
"Listen, monsters and humans, I'm gonna be the best rep of the monsters that I can be and ever since Papyrus appeared on this show, I've been waiting for this SHOW! Hit me with whatever you got!"
*Rukia's confessional*
She looked at the camera from the side.
"If he chooses to leave me like this, then I'll take advantage of it. Doesn't even look like a good place to even make friends with, which is great because none of them look like good people.."
*Colette's confessional*
She had a crazed smile.
"Hee hee hee. A few million dollars, here I come. There's a lot missing from the collection that the money could help with!"
*Medic's confessional*
"Heavy, you did great as a subject of McLean's mad experiment. Scout, not quite as good, but with me, the Medi-Gun will surely help all of the team survive these ridiculous challenges!" He declared. "Especially when it overcharges!"
*Akiko's confessional*
She floated through the confessional*
"It's the best that I got, but Dez, I swear you're going to get the chance to buy stuff with a few million just as long as I'm in an alliance of sorts with Lucy in there."
*Lucy's confessional*
"I drew the shortest straw this time. This time, the island isn't even spooky. What a terrible chance, but I did meet a real ghost."
*Ratigan's confessional*
"How that Basil managed to make it far into this game is beyond me. I know he didn't do much other than pontificate over his alliance that subsequently carried him to that undeserved position."
He stopped being quite angry.
"Instead, my own alliance is going to be quite the strong one full of villains that think and work like me and understand their role in pushing us into the merge. And finally, the alliance will be gone and my victory is only assured!"
*Sticks' confessional*
"How this season is even legal is beyond me, but then again when you're up against the shadow government and Chris you can do anything you want! You hear me, I'm not just going to be entertainment for your robo-apocalypse training!"
She had a way cry tacked on.
*Puss' confessional*
He was confident.
"Hey, where was my invitation last season? I was only gone on a mission to rediscovering myself, I don't believe you think that I'm not tough enough for this show."
*Confessional cut*
"Man, we've got a bunch of interesting players in here! A few returning players and relatives of other TD alumni amongst the crowd of newbies seemingly ready to endure the coldest season yet and dude, they're definitely not going to be ready for this!"
To be continued in Episode 2, where you're going to get a proper look of the guys and the gals that make up both teams and the first challenge of the season.
Also, two people might be eliminated in Episodes 4 or 5, since these guys are just getting used to each other and I do want this to be a shorter story compared to the monsters that I usually write.
Besides, the 36 of them are ready to do this thing easy!