Total Drama X: Winter Warriors
Episode 5: The Love Canoe?
Welcome back to the snow, where the contestants have to deal with a certain couple finally marrying each other, even when it makes no sense for this terrible place to be the venue.
Unfortunately, Chris may be lying a little bit here, but they're going to be entertained by people floating on ice that could break apart and if someone says what this challenge is taking from, you get two Venezuelan dollars, which are definitely worth something!
Besides one pair, but I'm getting ahead of myself here.
anyways, had fun times in row, let's just get on with it.
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"Last time on Total Drama X, the Amazonians dealt with the loss of their first teammate in a not so surprising way! They ignored the Snowmen trying to diss them just incase there was a challenge and there indeed was one! But the twin alliances were planning a little something including some very funny business from a not so surprising source."
"With one loss each, both teams wasted no time in trying to get all of their campers to the top, the easy way or the hard way and that hard way get most of the players hurt in fun ways! It wasn't even close, though, since the Snowmen could actually climb! Colette was the Amazonians' first casualty, courtesy of being insane and getting tricked easily!"
"Well, who's going to be liking each other! I heard that there's some oh so sweet hate in the air. You guys are gonna find that out on TOTAL DRAMA! WINTER WARRIORS!"
During that very same night, someone was watching from high up in the trees surrounding the cabin and that someone had a little bit of blonde fragility left inside him.
He pumped his fist seeing Colette and subsequently, fell down the very tree that he was watching the elimination from and saw Medic in his swimming clothes.
"Are you sure that doesn't hurt?" Medic questioned.
"Being in love kinda hurts me."
Medic rolled his eyes at Ken's statement of intent.
"Young man, I'm going to go back to the hot tub."
Medic then walked back to the tub of relaxation and easing your feelings.
*Ken's confessional*
He then looked at the camera all philosophically and then did the f-boy thing of the forced sly laugh and stupid grin.
"Man, I've gotta impress an android! That's gonna be hard!"
*Confessional cut*
The dudes were enjoying a good time in the tub, Ken finally including him in the seats with a confident look and the dudes were really having their moment in the tub.
Right as the ladies were walking past in solemn fashion, Ken popped up from the tub to see his fellow artificial being who just gave a sad look at him before going with her teammates.
Ken sighed.
"Whew, she looks like a keeper!" Axl Low remarked. "Checking her out, aren't ya?"
"Of course, man, I'd like to hang out with her." Ken casually stated, chilling in there now.
"Yeah, let's go!" Axl Low shouted.
Monoma tuttted at the doll dude, as Joe looked at him disapprovingly.
"What, I can't admire a woman?" Ken seriously asked. "She's into me if you want to know."
"How do you know she's not trying to manipulate you that so you can give info to the enemy team?" Joe asked.
"Because she's cool, just very cool!"
"Yeah, that's what I thought so. Don't trust any of the ladies on the other team, they could be up to stuff." Joe warned him.
"Okay, man, whatever you say." Ken had a mocking smile.
And this set Joe off for some reason.
"ALRIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO BE THAT WAY, THEN I'LL VOTE YOU IF YOU TALK TO HER! If you're planning some dumb sabotage of our team or in some shady alliance, YOU'RE ALSO GETTING SENT OFF!"
His whole team looked at him with utter befuddlement.
"What, someone had to say it."
Ken slumped in the pool, as Monoma looked a little shocked and Bowser and Robotnik took glances at each other nervously and Taskmaster really raised an eyebrow.
"What's your damage, man?" Taskmaster asked.
"Shut up, supervillain!" Joe yelled back.
*Robotnik's confessional*
"As an ex-FBI member, I know how these type of men work. They use their loud voice and hasty minds to hide their lack of intellect and their insecurities. It'd be all too easy to put something into Mr Swanson's head and activate his paranoia right until it's proven that thing was total hogwash and WHAM! His elimination comes right after that, though I'd rather save it for the final pre-merge challenge."
He laughed proudly.
"There's better targets that I'd have to prioritise."
*Confessional cut*
Well, the Snowmen finally won a challenge and it was surprisingly down to the guy who screwed the first challenge and made them lose, which got some people thinking about their chances.
"It's about time! We took the win, losers!" Bowser shouted.
"And we're going to take it and put it somewhere else, yeah." Ken tried to match Bowser's energy.
Ken got a weird look from the big Koopa.
"No matter how powerful you guys are, we still beat ya real good!"
"Whoop, whoop, let us teach you the art of victory!" Ken finally got on Bowser's level.
The two dudes high-fived each other, as Axl rolled his own eyes.
"Do you think that it's going to be get better or worse?" Axl asked. "These guys think they're hard."
"Listen, man, that's just an bad question to ask? We're pretty hard." Ken answered.
"Shut up about being hard, I can't get hard." Joe shamefully said out of nowhere. "STILL WON A CHALLENGE, WOO!"
Joe managed to get everyone's attention, even disrupting the duo's celebration, Robotnik dancing with ease, Father Christmas enjoying some "fish and chips" and every other Snowmen wondering what was going on.
"Bruh, I was talking about those two thinking we're going to win forever. Mate, we're not-"
Joe realised what was going on.
"Oh. You're just intimidated by the girls."
"I don't think the cheating accusations are unfounded, though." Monoma stated. "They just happened to get anti-slip gloves for no apparent reason and Chris didn't even say anything."
Joe breathed in, as Tengen piped up with something.
"If they're cheating, then they suck even more than usual, since losing with a cheat is embarrassingly unflashy!" Tengen grinned. "If they're not cheating, they just kinda suck."
"That is fair."
As for the ladies, they mostly definitely weren't in a talking mood except for two people and that person noticed that the other one wasn't there.
"Where's Sticks and the spider guy?" Sakura asked. "I thought they went to the bathroom."
"If I'd have to say anything is that they've probably got some big scheme going on." Natalya analysed the situation. "Well, I'll find that out by myself."
"Doubt it."
"I've got experience in seeing through spy plots. Total Drama isn't that far off, honestly."
Natalya got up and ran through the door, as Sakura thought of something.
*Sakura's confessional*
"Something tells me that she might be looking for an alliance to be in because the last time I played, stuff like that happened a bunch. I didn't really come here to lose my friends and the game."
*Confessional cut*
The scheme was actually pretty big, as they found a way back into the annals of Pahkitew and discovered a studio that had two microphones and good sound muffling qualities.
"I should get lost more often." Sticks said. "What were they even doing here?"
And then a pipe fell down.
Spider-Punk landed in the studio.
"Yeah, man. Sounds like I could say some stuff in the booth." Spider-Punk remarked. "Eh, Sticks, up for it."
"Yes. Did you that Colette likes taxing people?"
"Bruh, she doesn't work for the government. She's just a cashier for a fighting arena
"She is?" Sticks was baffled.
In that moment, they both realised that they were not big fans of the government or corporations to put it lightly and also were in a studio set up to express stuff.
Also, Sticks was mad.
(If it's in brackets then Hobie's speaking the number thirty, Sticks is generally shouting the anti-government sentiment)
Let me speak to the people, Spider-Punk
Let me speak (no one's stopping you)
They need to hear this (30)
They need to hear this
I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)
I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30 on 30)
I'm not a big fan of the government (30, 30, 30)
I'm not a big fan of the government
Not a big fan, not a big fan of the government (30, 30, 30)
I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30, 39)
Not a big fan of the government (30, 30, 30)
Not a big fan of the government (30, 30, 30)
Not a big fan of the government! (30, 30, 30)
Not a big fan of the government! (30 on 30 on 30, 30 on 30 on-)
Not a big fan of the government! (30 on 30 on-)
Not a big fan of the government! (30 on 30 on 30 on 30...)
Not a big fan of the government! (30, 30 on 30 on 30)
Not a big fan of the government! (30 on 30 on 30, 30 on 30 on-)
Natalya did get to snoop around and was a bit surprised.
Not a big fan, not a big fan, not a big fan, not a big fan
Not a big fan of the government!
[Frick] the government
Not a big fan, not a big fan, not a big fan, not a big fan, huh
[Frick] the government (30 on 30)
Sticks' knees somehow got hit.
UHHHHHH
Screw the government (30 on 30)
Hate the government (30 on 30 on 30)
Punch the government (30 on 30 on 30)
Dislike the government (30 on 30)
[Frick] the gov-
*The combo confessional*
Hobie and Sticks looked serious.
"Well, that was theraputic. Easily better than anything Amy did last week." Sticks said. "The heck was the 30 about, though?"
"I owe a guy thirty quid. Must've thought about him because the government beat his butt for protesting stuff." Hobie answered.
"Typical government business, always putting people in jail for-."
"Nah, Sticks, I just forgot. Man's not in jail, just got beat up a lot."
"Nice!"
They didn't look so serious at those words.
*Natalya's confessional*
She facepalmed.
"Well, they're definitely not in an alliance now."
*Confessional cut*
Hobie then webbed back up to his own team, as Sticks managed to see Natalya with a supicious look and she threw back her own look of suspicion, as they got closer to each other.
"Do you think the song sucks or not?" Sticks asked.
"It does, but I don't really care that much. I was just exploring this island."
"Sure, you were. You definitely weren't spying on me to see if I betrayed my team."
"It can be both because it is both."
Sticks and Natalya looked at each other, as they both sighed.
"Let's just get back to our team." Natalya said. "They must have been worried sick."
As for the Amazonians, they were doing more important things like chilling and trying to talk to each other to put their minds off the previous loss.
"So, Taskmaster's your enemy. Like a bona-fide bad guy?" Ermes said.
"The bona-iest fide-iest of a lot of bad guys. I've fought against a lot of villains and this guy is definitely high up on my bad guy list." Kamala told her. "You could definitely beat him up."
"Hold on, you could beat him up! You can become giant and stretch your arms!" Ermes shouted.
"Still not that easy, because he's got a lot of weapons and he definitely brought a lot of them here."
"Damn, I don't know why the hell he's so prepared to have a fight, though."
Sticks and Natalya ran back through the door, as they banged open the door.
"Did we miss anything?!" Sticks yelled.
"Uh, no, we were just talking about the worst bad guy to fight." Kamala said. "You got anything."
"Well, I got-"
A massive foghorn sounded throughout the entire hall, as it was very apparent that Chris liked making his contestants suffer...and wearing a captain's hat.
"No way, can you guys see me?!"
"Uh, we can and we don't want to." Ramona answered.
"Okay." Chris huffed. "Meet me at the river, it's going to be a nice and calm challenge on some boats! Complete with very normal obstacles! Chris out!"
Ramona and Ermes saw the screen go up and knew that Chris was spouting some "artistic liberty" language.
All 33 contestants showed to the unfrozen river in one of Pahkitew's valleys to see that yes, Chris was wearing his winter clothes and a captain hat and Chef was there too.
"Yo, campers, I heard that a lot of you didn't really like the previous challenge full of explosions, climbing and other fun things! So, we have a challenge that's what you guys want!"
Most of the contestants breathed a sigh of relief, as Ramona, Sakura and MK weren't really convinced.
"Water, three-person boats and a nice race down this calm river until you campers reach the finish line with your team's first place canoe intact. Plus I think most of you people are smart enough to know the numbers."
"There are enough people for each boat if you count both teams, but one of the boats will have one member from the ladies and two from the gentlemen-" Monoma smugly explained.
"Geez, okay, steal my thunder, why don't you? Yeah, the Amazonians and the Snowmen each have 5 boats each, but two Amazonians and one Snowmen will have to share a canoe! And if they win, they get a unique prize!"
Ashido raised a hand.
"What do you mean intact?"
"Canoe's not in pieces, somebody's still in the canoes, yada yada! Alright, campers, select your groups and whoever's left over will get stuck together and be in the chance for a unique prize!" Chris said. "You've got ten minutes to form some teams."
Some groups were formed much faster than others and some were not, like the ever tumultous pair of Joe Swanson and Robotnik.
"Why don't you get out of my face?" Joe asked.
"Because you'd make a good rower." Robotnik answered.
"No, I wouldn't make a good rower-"
Joe, Robotnik and Tengen accidentally made a team.
"Whoops, sorry, but you two have to learn how to work together. Because it will be unflashy if I have to boot one of you." Tengen hopped into the canoe, as Joe and Robotnik couldn't stop smiling. "I'm going to actually make the team vote you both off-"
"Okay, okay, you don't have to threaten me!" Robotnik complied.
As for Bowser and Taskmaster, they were chilling.
"Wow, those two have some serious problems." Medic remarked, as the other villains were sitting pretty.
Eventually, most of the groups were completely done even after five minutes.
"I think we've got some great team synergy in here!" Princess Jasmine shouted.
"We do?" Rukia asked. "I will do my very best-"
"Let's have some good friendly times, obviously!"
Rukia looked surprised.
Team S1: Joe Swanson, Robotnik & Tengen Uzui
Team S2: Bowser, Taskmaster & Medic
Team S3: Axl Low, Hobie Brown & Father Christmas
Team S4: Manolo Sanchez, Alberto Scorfano & Puss
Team S5: Neito Monoma, Red & Popeye
Team A1: MK (Mary Kate), Ermes Costello & Mamizou Futatsusiwa
Team A2: Kamala Khan, Emma & Lolo
Team A3: Undyne, Sakura Kusagano & Natalya Ivanova
Team A4: Princess Jasmine, Mina Ashido & Rukia Kuchiki
Team A5: Ramona Flowers, Lucy Loud & Sticks
Ken and Android 21 wasn't expecting their chances to be now, especially with a ghost girl helping them out for some reason.
"I can't believe you would just suddenly switch boats." Lucy spoke in a monotone fashion.
"Trust me, I have my very good strategic reasons!" Akiko said, as Android 21 rolled her eyes.
Team AS6: Ken, Android 21 & Akiko
*Android 21's confessional*
"What is Akiko's problem? We just like each other's company factually, there's no romantic business going on!"
*Akiko's confessional*
"I'd thought they'd look cute together and since I can't really do anything, putting the strongest woman with me guarantees my team winning. Plus Ken stood around for some reason, so he's in too!"
*Confessional cut*
Soon enough, all of the groups including the neutral group were in the water confident in their skills and some confident in the fact that Chris was definitely lying.
The waves were calm and the river was, indeed, right.
"Ready, teams! Please don't use your powers, only weapons!"
Some of them looked ahead at the course and looked quite concerned.
"GO!"
All 11 boats finally started to have a cruising race, as they all slowly rowed their boats towards the finish line that they couldn't see.
"Huh, I can't believe that this race is this calm." Natalya said.
"Yeah, you shouldn't really believe it either!" Sakura replied, rowing with heft.
The trios were slowly making it down the calm stream that seemingly ended in a weird drop that made the finish line impossible to see, but there was some surprising leads.
"Robotnik, turn it up a notch." Joe said.
"But I can't-"
"NOW!"
Tengen, Robotnik and Joe were surprising in some weird sync.
Or rather, they were getting pulled into something, as were almost all of the teams minus two.
"How do you control this thing?!" Ermes shouted.
"I think you calmly dig your oars into the oar and turn them into a circle." Mamizou said.
"Uh, thanks. Why the hell is it so hard?"
"Well, it should easy for me to do!"
MK just kept on doing some good rows.
"You guys both suck in completely different ways. Ermes, you kinda just suck and Mami-sou, you spinning it around like a motorboat!" MK shouted.
"First off, the name is Mamizou. Secondly, there is a very good reason for my motion." Mamizou explained, as MK scoffed at her. "The water has been moving in odd currents."
"Come on, it's not that hard-"
The girls' alliance were noticing the steep slope of the other river, as were the villainous guys and immediately, they were ready to speed.
"Yeah, this is awesome!" Bowser shouted. "This is nothing like my lava rivers!"
"How are you still alive?!" Medic asked, ducking under a rock. "Mein gott!"
The river was spitting out small objects because of course it was, Ramona somehow swinging it back down the river while Sticks kept on rowing and Lucy was just there agape.
Chris and Chef were doing their thing in a seemingly random and artificial cave with only a lake.
"I don't know how you fooled these guys into thinking this was gonna be simple and nice." Chef gloated.
"Dude, that's just the powers of being a host." Chris casually bragged. "Can't believe no-one's eliminated."
*Lucy's confessional*
"I do not like this show. But I will win because my sister told me to and because I don't care for half of my team."
*Confessional cut*
All of the teams were going downhill wet and trying to defend themselves against random small objects spitting out of said rivers, Tengen doing a really good job of it.
"Guys, we have bigger problems than each other!" Tengen shouted.
"I know, you get him out of my face." Robotnik spoke, prompting the ninja to roll his eyes.
Ashido, Rukia and Jasmine kept their eyes on staying in the lead and avoiding the ridiculous amount of stuff that was getting pelted their way and then they looked ahead at the now bizarre course.
The 11 boats were now on a one-way trip to some random cave, as the river became a true rapid chock full of rocks that the previously mentioned trio could easily dodge.
Some people couldn't, though.
"Your wife sucks-"
Joe jumped on Robotnik.
"MY WIFE DOESN'T SUCK!"
You can guess what happened next, as they both fought on the boat, as Tengen tried to keep it simple with the rowing with two dudes having a fight on his team.
"Well, uh, she does."
"NO SHE DOESN'T!"
*Tengen's confessional*
"Anytime I can mention my three wives in a good time. Even if two of my teammates are fighting over their one wife."
He contemplated life.
"I've got three wives that I wouldn't trade for any flashy thing or even a diamond." He said while drenched.
*Confessional cut*
As the arguing dudes were lagging behind, Natalya casually stuck out a oar for a herself and easily managed to slap down the arguing guys with only one swing.
"Wow, Natalya's going in for the kill! Seriously, campers, you can swing on each other!"
Most of the teams were definitely trying to corner around the chaotically designed course, the next turn a weird sweep that threw a piece of driftwood towards a wall and made it blow up.
Tengen was having a decent day disregarding the two fighting dudes and then Natalya beelined the boat straight for him, as Tengen prepared himself with his nunchucks.
But Natalya kicked him off the boat just as Tengen almost hit his punch.
"Alright, Tengen, Robotnik and Joe can't win for the Snowmen anymore!"
Natalya tried to stay steady, as Undyne and Sakura were levelling the boat with robot fish trying to cut their faces on and failing.
Ermes, Mamizou and MK got completely swept up in the crushing pressure of the speeding waves hitting the boulders and these three strong women weren't about to do the same thing.
"Ermes, Mamizou and MK are stuck in the river and out of the running for a dub."
Mostly because Undyne shouted "GRAAAH!" and pushed the boat up somehow and the boat literally sailed right into the lead, as the other women clapped for them.
*Ramona's very important confessional*
"What the hell was that?" Ramona commented.
*Confessional cut*
Most of the teams did get past the rocks, though the British boaters were trying to drift in a canoe, which made Father Christmas throw up chunks.
First place was still Jasmine, Ashido & Rukiaand second place was Monoma, Red & Popeye who were sailing like it was nobody's business, going through the steep section.
"Monoma, this is not that serious!" Ashido shouted.
"It is that serious for Class 1-B and for me anyways!" Monoma replied.
Red rolled his eyes.
These two were locked on each other, as the course...suddenly ended in a random lake that was clearly underground and warmer than the rest of the place.
Right after a sudden drop that caught both of them off-guard, but both teams did survive them with them only substianally dreched and the other teams that could actually finish.
One thing was very apparent, though.
Chris and Chef was enjoying this from a vantage point and saw the young ladies' canoe land straight and strong.
"Congratulations, you ladies have won the first part of the challenge!" Chris told them. "Yeah, there is an advantage for your team!"
"Oh good, maybe we'll doing terrifying stuff in the second challenge." Jasmine quipped, a little tired. "You can't get away with this!"
"I dunno, he's hosting this show." Popeye grumbled.
"True! Just gotta wait for the other guys!"
*Jasmine's confessional*
"Does he think that this is funny or that this is even remotely cool? If so, I really do not want to be around him or find out what other stuff he likes." Jasmine spoke with concern.
*Confessional cut*
As for Ken and Android 21, they weren't having a good time.
"So, what's your favourite movie?" Ken ducked under another rock.
"I don't exactly have one mostly because I have not seen many movies." 21 explained. "...Legally Blonde."
"Nice-"
Ken got whooped by a rock, as Android 21 grabbed him.
"-mine's the Godfather. Part 3 sucks, don't watch!" He groaned.
"I doubt it."
Believe it or not, their canoe got hit by a boulder just as they reached the finish line.
"Ken, Android 21 and Akiko, you can't get the special prize and also can't fight." Chris announced.
Ken got up looking perfect, unintentionally distracting Ashido and Ramona.
Android 21 huffed, as she walked away to the floating bleachers.
"Alright, so everyone's here! You guys are gonna fight on your canoes and the last team member standing on the canoe wins their team immunity and use of the one and only hot tub! Seriously, don't break the tub!"
Akiko joined the budding couple, who moved themselves away from each other.
"The Amazonians can do their first move! By the way, using powers are allowed as long as you don't murder or seriously maim someone! I ain't here to get sued!"
*Akiko's confessional*
"I did my job, Dez! Those lovebirds are gonna be loving now." Akiko said.
*Confessional cut*
With 12 members each, the battle for immunity began upon their canoes, which meant this battle was going to be some wacky business which took advantage of.
"Hey, look, there's mind-controlling robots up there!" Sticks shouted.
"What, no there ain't!" Bowser replied. "There's-"
He got bonked by a boomerang.
"-Oh, it's about to get real in there!"
Bowser responded in kind with a fireball that got Sticks sent down, as everyone was waiting for their moment.
Everyone then went swinging, leading to Lucy Loud accidentally sending many robot bats out towards a very mystified Father Christmas, who just jumped in the water.
"I have the power now-"
Lucy almost got hit with Axl's sickle.
"Mate, I won't forgive you!"
Stuff just got real.
Axl then tried to jump onto Lucy's boat before Hobie stopped hjim.
"Sweet, Sticks and Father Christmas are already out and it hasn't been a minute!" Chris shouted. "And from what it looks like, everybody trying to have pandemonium."
Axl had his long-range sickle and he was swinging it around like he could've cared less enough, since Spider-Punk rowed like he couldn't have cared more.
"HIYAH!"
The cockney fella did hit Lucy hard, leading to her straight downfall.
"That's for knowing my friend down-"
Axl got bonked by Ramona and rolled off the boat.
"Axl and Lucy have been knocked out!"
Ramona and Hobie were ready to swing.
"You wanna fight?" Ramona casually asked, taking the first swing.
"I believe in blocking your ass."
Ramona flipped to avoid the web and get caught in a second web, which led to Hobie trying to swing her off with mixed results since she got caught by Kamala's stretchy arms.
"Thanks, Kamala."
"Any time!"
Kamala then literally thwacked Alberto, who was barely surviving by a hand and broke off the edge of his boat.
"And Alberto's out of the battle! The Snowmen have 9 dudes, while the Amazonians have 10 ladies."
Kamala came in to defend her team, who didn't really need that type of defense.
Rukia cut things quite coldly with Taskmaster, as the "master of combat" somehow parried her own attack and it went sword-to-sword thanks to Taskmaster's one thing.
"How?" Rukia kept on swinging.
"I can copy any of your moves! See ya!" Taskmaster shouted, booting Rukia twice. "What's your problem?"
Rukia was real quiet, but she got eliminated anyways while preparing an attack.
"Actually, it's equal now and...look at that Kamala made it unequal again!" Chris said. "Medic's out!"
Somehow, Medic got involved, blocked it and got sent flying.
"I didn't get a single chance!" He yelled.
*Medic's confessional*
He slumped on the seat.
"Schisse."
*Confessional cut*
The battle only got wilder, as there was many a move that was the defintion of "stupid, but it works" with Popeye literally swinging Axl's sickle at random and Manolo swordfighting against the odd duo of Ashido and Natalya and making it work.
Emma somehow lasted a while, thanks to Lolo backing her up with magic that would knock out an victorian child, though...and also an flash.
"Lolo, why would you do that?" Emma requested.
"Because I thought it would help!" Lolo squeaked out.
Surprisingly, it kinda did.
"Youse blinded me!"
Popeye's statement was true, as he almost fell out of the boat...before Manolo unintentionally scarificed himself for the sailor's sake, as the sailor rubbed his eyes.
"Listen, man, I'm gonna win it for you."
"What?" Manolo asked, disorientated from the flash.
The dudes were in some kind of shambles, as while Ashido got a straight punch from Popeye and Jasmine also managed to be the victim of the sailor's random sickle swings...
...they were not doing too hot other than Taskmaster, Hobie and Bowser.
"Serious question, bruv, how the heck did Lolo make a move that smart?" Hobie asked.
"Honestly, she probably got asked to." Bowser said. "She's a kid."
"I don't know, man, we need smart moves."
"Well, I got one. Kamala-"
"Yeah, she's stretching us out of the game."
"Kamala making this challenge look easy! Bowser, Taskmaster, Spider-Punk, Popeye and Puss are fighting for their game here! Red-"
Natalya kicked him straight in the face quite seriously.
"-Red just got kicked by Natalya's butt!"
Red got dunked in the water, as Monoma looked quite smug.
"Whose child are you?" Natalya asked.
"I don't know, somebody's child."
Monoma then grabbed her hand, Natalya snatching his in kind...leading to the two of them spiralling towards the water, as the Russian agent doing a solid headlock attempt before falling into the water thanks to the annoying hero ducking under the attempt.
"Monoma retaliates by sending Natalya into the water!" Chris announced.
Natalya splashed up to see Monoma look confident.
*Natalya's confessional*
"I really don't know why he's so smug for a seventeen year old, especially since he hasn't really fought in a real battle before." Natalya commented. "Yes, I did research on everybody, what's wrong with that?"
*Confessional cut*
Emma and Lolo were protecting each other, even if they didn't have that much to deal with.
"Do you even think that Puss is cute?" Emma asked.
"What kind of question is that? Of course, he's cute..."
Lolo then saw the cat bounty hunter land on her boat.
"...I can't believe you're so cute, Puss."
"Thank you, young senorita. Sorry I had to do this." Puss apologised, going into Lolo's close quarters.
The young mage panicked, as the cat came in swinging and didn't let up her with CQC sword swings.
Right until Lolo got sent into the water and Emma looked confident, before her resolve broke under the inherent cuteness of the bounty hunter.
"Awww, I don't want to fight you, but I can't back down!" Emma reassured, her resolve somewhat shattered.
"Ay. Same thing here."
Puss went leaping towards Emma's location, as the child jumped off the boat and floated, as they both looked at each other.
"Now, the Snowmen are in the lead again with 6 dudes compared to the 5 ladies that the Amazonians have!"
Ashido, Kamala, Undyne, Sakura and Ramona were ready to go ham, especially since Bowser was taking the time to shoot the empty boats of the ladies' with his fireballs.
But two boats was more than enough, especially since Puss, Taskmaster, Hobie, Monoma, Popeye and Bowser were working out to be one hell of a team.
"Wait, why are you-"
Bowser shushed Puss quite easily, which got the cat hunter looking at him suspiciously.
"Wait, what's his game?" Puss asked.
"You're about find out." Taskmaster cryptically answered.
Bowser then laughed at the ladies, looking right at Kamala.
"So, what's up, ladies, you're mad at us winning? We got team work and we're making you lose!" Bowser bragged, as Kamala opened her mouth. "Listen up, stretchy girl, I got some good fire in me."
Kamala then turned around to her teammates.
"Don't worry, I can handle this! Jumping on this guy's head is easy!" Kamala declared, before turning right around to an angry Bowser.
"Hey, listen up, momma's girl! I bet you can't turn giant and take us all down in one sweep!" Bowser yelled.
"That's a stupid move, you know I'm not gonna listen to you!"
"Then I'm gonna insult your mom until you grow big. She's ugly and stupid."
"She's more beautiful than you'll ever be."
"Oh yeah, I bet she thinks your powers are dumb and stupid!"
"And you've got a lame costume. Inspired by some woman named Captain Ma-"
"THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!"
Kamala "embiggened" her hand and Bowser stopped it with some effort.
"You might want to get big to be like that Captain Marvel, then do it!" Bowser shouted, as Taskmaster looked at him seriously.
"EMBIGGEN!" Kamala yelled and that was the end of that.
Her team's first boat broke with her, Ramona and Sakura going down.
And then it cascaded to her being on top of that second boat with Undyne and Ashido being safe, but the boat being unsafe.
Chris and Chef's eyes were popped out of their sockets, as Bowser made a great move...even with Bowser being in the water.
"And that's it! Bowser literally swept the whole team with only words and pure strength! The Snowmen win again with their boats intact! Minus Ken, but he's still safe! The Amazonians have to eliminate yet another of their ladies!" Chris announced.
*Puss' confessional*
He looked impressed and bowed his hat to him.
"I was really not familiar with your game, Senor Bowser."
*Kamala's confessional*
"Unless I can pull something out of thin air or stretch my vote, I'm not going to survive this elimination. All because Bowser insulted my idol without really knowing much about her. This...really sucks!"
*Confessional cut*
Kamala shrunk her to meet the glares of her teammates.
"I'm really, really sorry for that move. I can't believe I fell for Bowser's tricks." Kamala apologised. "It wasn't even a good one."
"That much is true. Guy insulted your mom and your idol and you go ape." Ramona commented sternly.
"I know. Don't want to throw any of you under the bus."
"But you kinda already did."
"I swear I didn't mean to!"
Natalya stood up.
"That's enough, green-haired girl. She already knows that she's on the chopping block and probably will be eliminated." Natalya confident said. "Wouldn't want to be in her position."
"Thanks?" Kamala spoke, as Ramona looked at herself. "I know I'm probably going to get eliminated tonight."
"Good." Ramona stated.
*Jasmine's confessional*
"Where'd this serious attitude come from? I think she'll probably be eliminated tonight, but do you have to go so hard on her? She already knows that she's going to be sent home!"
*Confessional cut*
Yada yada yada.
Torches and wooden poles lead to the campfire, where things might be a little too obvious for everyone to not get it and there was even a robot snake there.
"Welcome back to the campfire, Arctic Amazonians! Two challenges ago, you ladies didn't have any eliminations on your team and today, you'll be equal with the Snowmen, how does that feel?"
"Feels like trash." Ermes stated. "But I'll give it this. She's definitely nicer than whoever we eliminated last time."
"True."
"I feel like it's kinda obvious, but Chef, you do the honours."
Chef cleared his throat.
"Ramona, some people say that you were a bit too hard on Kamala!"
*Ramona's confessional*
"Well, I had to be. I wasn't going to let that slide." She justified herself.
*Confessional cut*
"Natalya, you got your butt whooped by a 16 year old."
"Well, that was my black mark." She casually remarked.
"Kamala, you kinda just crushed your team. Some people say you could've turned traitor!"
"I just messed up, you guys!"
"Alright, ladies, one of you will be going home with no marshmellow, simple as that."
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There was an awkward amount of silence.
"Ermes."
"MK!"
"Mamizou!"
"Emma!"
"Lolo!"
"Undyne!"
"Sakura."
"Ashido."
"Princess Jasmine!"
"Android 21!"
"Rukia!"
"Sticks."
"Lucy."
"And Akiko, none of you have any votes!"
The twelve of them looked at their marshmellows with deep thoughts.
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"Ramona Flowers, you got one vote! So it's down to the Russian agent and the Jersey superhero. Kamala and Natalya, which one will it be?"
The agent looked confident, sure of her safety.
Kamala looked sure of her elimination, ready to accept defeat.
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"Kamala, you kinda had a lot of votes against you! Natalya, you only had two!"
"Sorry, it had to happen this way." Natalya said.
"Don't bet it. I let Bowser get the better of me. Don't let him get the better of you, Miss Ivanov." Kamala said. "Thanks."
"Please don't mention it."
Kamala got up sad and got many waves from most of her teammates, as she made her way down towards the Dock of Shame.
*Kamala's elimination confessional*
"I'm sorry, everybody, I wanted to be here for a long while and help my team out, be humble and give back to Jersey. But if you guys see this, you wouldn't believe that Bowser actually got in the way and stopped my run here. And if you guys see this, sorry for not asking before going on this show, Chris lies to people like that."
*Confessional cut*
The Pakistani-American superhero got carried away by drone and she looked surprised.
"Wow, that's a lot of force for a drone!"
Kamala looked back at Chris.
"The first superhero finally leaves! Out of three or possibly more considering these guys against a few supervillains! There was a super fight and quite a super elimination, but as always, will there be snowballs? Will I look great on streaming? Will my face get interrupted by ads? You'll just have to find out on TOTAL DRAMA: WINTER WARRIORS!"
To be continued in Episode 6, where it gets less romantic (somehow) and even ends up with a bunch of (temporary) hating on each other unlike in Rome, which actually has nothing to do to this fic minus delaying this chapter two weeks.
But like in ancient Rome, there will be good battles of snow.
Anyways, why Kamala?
Because she's simulteanously a good early boot thanks to her family insecurities (that my other major protag in my other major story has) and also, being a nice girl who nerds out quite a bit.
That doesn't sound like it would make sense, but even if I watched more stuff, she'd still arguably be here due to this not being her story at the moment.
If it were, you'd see someone else get eliminated.