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Fiction Fighters
Chapter one: Numbuh One vs. Clover Ewing (Codename Kids Next Door vs. Totally Spies)
It was late in the afternoon, close to evening, when Nigel Uno a.k.a. Numbuh One was alone at the tree house that Sector V uses as its base to help with the KND mission against the tyranny of adults everywhere. The KND were also iffy towards teenagers. Basically anyone at or above thirteen years of age, to be honest here.
The other members of Sector V were out at the moment, leaving Numbuh One some peace and quiet as he was in the kitchen area of the tree house, getting a snack. Little did he know, however, that his night which he was hoping to have be quiet and relaxing would within a couple of moments become anything but.
Outside of the tree house, sneaking up to the place, was Clover Ewing, a spy working for W.O.O.H.P. While sneaking up to the Sector V tree house, she was using a comm device of some kind. "Jerry, why couldn't Sam and Alex come with me on this one?" Clover asked into the comm device.
"They're busy with other missions that W.O.O.H.P. is carrying out to help combat the threat posed by the KND," replied a male voice from the comm device, "Besides, you're only going to be dealing with one operative from the KND. It should be easy for a trained, experienced spy such as yourself."
"But still," Clover said, "It's really rare to do solo missions. And do I seriously have to fight a kid?"
"Make no mistake, Clover," Jerry's voice replied, "KND operatives are deceptively skilled, especially when fighting anyone at or over thirteen years of age. You will need to stay on your toes. Contact me when you've captured the operative identified as 'Numbuh One'." Jerry then ended the call, thus leaving Clover alone.
Sighing, Clover said to herself, "Well, if this is to save the world from a bunch of kids causing havoc all over the place..." The red suit wearing spy then proceeded to make her way over to the house that had growing out of it the tree that the Sector V tree house was in.
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Climbing up the tree was easy enough for Clover thanks to her gadgets, and soon enough Clover leapt into the tree house through a window that was left open. "Why would the kids in this tree house leave a window open like that?" Clover mused aloud to herself, "You'd figure that if they were an international operative organization wanting to fight anyone older than twelve, they'd-"
Clover was cut off when an alarm went off, making metal sheets slam down over every window and door as red lights flashed. "Someone at least thirteen years old just got into the tree house!" Clover heard a young boy's voice call out, "Ooh, of all the times for the rest of the sector to be out!"
Scowling, Clover walked up to the sealed door locking her in the room. She tapped it with her knuckles, found it to be moderately solid. She knelt down, took out two compact mirrors, set them down open and facing each other, fired a laser from a thing of lip stick at one of the mirrors, and saw it as the laser began reflecting back and forth between the two mirrors.
As Clover was doing that, Numbuh One was approaching the room Clover was sealed in, one of his two by four guns drawn. Suddenly, he stopped short when he saw a glowing hot orange circle on the metal door he was approaching, and jumped back as that circle was blown away, with two laser beams coming flying out of the room. A red rush flew through the hole burned into the door, and Numbuh One saw Clover land in a graceful pose.
"Hands in the air, teenager!" Numbuh One threatened as he aimed his gun at Clover, who merely fired a laser shot from her lip stick, hitting the gun and busting it. With Numbuh One temporarily without a weapon, Clover rushed him and did a spinning kick, sending the leader of Sector V flying back about a dozen feet.
"Look kid, you're in a lot of trouble," Clover said, "So just play nice and not resist so I can capture you and bring you in for questioning at W.O.O.H.P."
"There's no way I'm going to let teenagers and adults have their way with me!" Numbuh One declared as he pulled out a drawstring pouch, pulled out some M.A.R.B. , and threw them at the floor in front of Clover, making an explosion that made Clover fly back. With the red wearing spy thrown back, Numbuh One had time to pull out another two by four weapon.
Seeing Clover try to get up, Numbuh One pulled out a B.E.A.R.H.U.G.G.A.H, took aim, and fired a live bear at Clover. However, she saw this coming, and took out a small dart that looked like a mosquito and stuck herself with it, transforming into a humanoid cat in the process. She skillfully rolled to evade the fired bear, and angrily hissed at it to scare it into running away.
"Why are you a cat girl now?" Numbuh One asked.
Snarling, the transformed Clover said, "Why are you being difficult?" Clover then proceeded to run right at Numbuh One, on all fours like a cat, making the boy scramble to get away. The chase led both Numbuh One and Clover into a hanger area. Numbuh One, while flying with a jetpack, spotted a glittering item on a table.
"So that's where Numbuh Three left that ring we found while on that recent mission," Numbuh One said as he flew for the ring, "We got it that it has magic powers of some kind, but I'm not sure what they are." Numbuh One scooped up the ring and aimed it at Clover, who upon seeing the ring actually stopped short, skidding to a halt like a cat in a classic cartoon.
"Is that the Cat's Eye Emerald Ring?!" Clover said, right before the ring flashed with power, undoing Clover's cat girl transformation and changing her back to a normal human, but nerdifying her in the process. As for Numbuh One, he suddenly became slightly cooler looking.
Looking curious, Numbuh One said, "That's it? It only turns the target into a nerd?"
"You little brat!" Clover snapped as she fired a laser shot from her lip stick at Numbuh One, making him spin in the air and accidentally dropping the Cat's Eye Emerald Ring. Clover quickly ran in, nearly stumbling all nerd like in the process, scoop the ring up, and used it to undo her nerdification, setting herself and Numbuh One both back to normal.
Numbuh One landed, and pulled out another two by four gun and aimed it at Clover. "Alright then, teenager," Numbuh One said, "Now it's-" He was cut off when Clover shot the gun out of his hand. "Okay," Numbuh One said as he pulled out another two by four gun, "Let's try-" Numbuh One was cut off when Clover shot that gun out of his hand too.
Numbuh One tried pulling out each two by four gun he had hidden on his person, but one by one all of them were shot out of his hands by Clover. Eventually, Numbuh One was out of guns, so he ran for the nearest flying craft he figured he could use without risking Clover following him into it, which just so happened to be a M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.T.O.H.
Seeing the flying craft get up, Clover scoffed. "Great. A giant flying pest."
"I'd like to see you try and beat me now, teenager!" Numbuh One exclaimed through an intercom system that his vessel had.
In response, Clover took out a raygun and shot herself with it, suddenly growing giant as a result. As soon as she was at least fifty feet tall, she knocked the flying craft that Numbuh One was in down to the ground, busting it and making Numbuh One fly out of it via his jetpack. "Stand down, kid!" Clover yelled, louder due to being bigger, "Final warning!"
"Yeesh!" Numbuh One exclaimed upon seeing his now giant opponent, "It looks like this one calls for the W.R.A.S.L.E.R!" Numbuh One then flew over and into a giant robot suit with a carousel for a head. It activated and struck at the giant Clover, busting her out of the Sector V tree house entirely and onto the streets down below.
Clover got up just in time to see the giant mech piloted by Numbuh One land to face her. The two giant opponents then rushed one another and locked hands, pushing back and forth. Clover's grip shrank as the effects of her gigantificafion wore off, but she after she was back to normal used a grappling hook item to latch onto one of the rods in the carousel head of the giant mech.
Swinging up, Clover flew into the head of the mech and was eventually able to get to where Numbuh One was piloting the mech. The young boy let out a yelp of surprise as Clover swung in and dealt him a striking kick, sending him away from the control panel of the mech. The two operatives then proceeded to have an awesome hand to hand combat fight.
As it looked like Clover was winning, the mech suddenly began acting up as it wasn't being piloted. Both Clover and Numbuh One proceeded to feel like they were falling, given that the mech that they were in was falling over forwards. Realizing that they had to get out of there, both Numbuh One and Clover jumped out of the mech.
Whereas Numbuh One flew out with his jetpack, Clover used her grappling hook item to latch onto Numbuh One's jetpack as she pulled out a vial of some liquid and drank it all down as she zipped up to where Numbuh One was flying. She reached the end of her grappling hook's wire, but was able to fly up to be right above Numbuh One.
Just in time for the Passion Patty formula she chugged down to finish working its magic, making Clover super fat right before she grabbed Numbuh One in a bear hug as her increased weight helped her fall down faster towards the kid she's supposed to capture for W.O.O.H.P. "Got you, kid!" Clover exclaimed as she and Numbuh One both fell straight down as her weight crushed Numbuh One's jetpack.
Luckily for the both of them, they landed right on a pile of mattresses that was left on the curb next to some big green plastic trash cans, awaiting pickup from the garbage man. Clover heaved her considerable self up and saw that Numbuh One was out of it. Worried, she checked for a pulse and let out a sigh of relief when she confirmed that Numbuh One was merely knocked out.
After binding and cuffing Numbuh One, Clover took out her comm device and used it to call up Jerry. "Hey Jerry, this is Clover," began Clover, "I've successfully captured the KND operative. Please send the pick up team to my location."
"Excellent job, Clover!" Jerry's voice replied, "This will go a long way to W.O.O.H.P's efforts against the KND! Is there anything else you'll be needing?"
Rubbing a hand over her considerable belly, Clover said, "Yeah, I'll need a dose of the Passion Patty formula antidote."
WINNER: CLOVER EWING
END, CHAPTER ONE
Author's notes;
This is the first chapter of an idea that popped into my head randomly a while ago, where I take two characters from animation and have them fight one another. It's been done by others, some are even famous for it. And I am not claiming that the results here are absolute, they are just for fun, keep that in mind please.
Anyway, the first fight here saw Clover from Totally Spies score a win against Numbuh One from Codename Kids Next Door. Both used various gadgets slash transformations from their respective shows throughout this fight. I am not entirely sure if all of them were used correctly, but this is the first chapter, and again the fights are for fun.
Anyway, I may continue this story if there's enough interest in it. That said, if it IS continued, the fights will have a few rules;
1. Fights will (typically) be one on one affairs. Special fights may see teams fight one another.
2. Fights will end when one competitor renders their opponent unable to continue fighting. This can be done by either knocking them out, incapacitating them in such a way they can't get out of it on their own and it effectively ends the fight, or killing them (killings will be rare compared to the other kinds of 'unable to continue fighting').
3. If anyone wants to pose a suggestion, I am open to them. However, I typically will only use ones from signed comments so I can give shout outs if I use a suggestion from them.
More rules will come up as needed, but aside from that, yeah. Anyway, I already have some ideas for more fights, especially the one in the next chapter. But I'll still see what all you guys wanna see, and if I see an idea that strikes my fancy, I'll ask to use it and give a shout out if I do. But until then, the next fiction fight is around the corner. Until then, take care.
Next time, on Fiction Fighters...
The Diamond Dogs were all running scared from the digging fields they're known to inhabit, all of them fleeing like a herd of stampeding cows. But whereas the Diamond Dogs were all fleeing from the direction of their fields, Applejack, the earth pony farmer and bearer of the Element of Honesty, was making her way in that direction.
"What in tarnation has got all of these Diamond Dogs all up in a tizzy?" Applejack said aloud to herself as she made her way, "One would swear that it's probably Discord up to his tricks again even though Fluttershy got him to behave himself now." Rounding a corner around a large rock in the fields, Applejack went on, "There's got to- WOAH NELLY!"
Applejack stopped short upon seeing some knocked out Diamond Dogs laying on the ground, some of them not looking too hot. Standing in the middle of the field of knocked out Diamond Dogs was some tall, bipedal beast of some kind that looked to be a mix of shark and dragon, along with a dash of some flying machine Twilight mentioned after her return trip from the world of humans.
Having heard Applejack's exclamation, the beast turned around and spotted her. It gave a very low, guttural snarl before it roared at the earth pony. "GARCHOMP!" roared the beast, equal parts as a threat and as a challenge to Applejack, "GARCHOMP!" Knowing she wasn't exactly able to get away for help, Applejack resigned herself to one heck of a rodeo.
(Applejack vs. Garchomp (My Little Pony vs. Pokémon)