Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 1: Fancy Canterlot Food Angers Beerus The Destroyer

Date: June 1st, 2022(irl Earth time)

rock music plays* "Things are going out of hand. Strange friendships, weird conflicts, they're suddenly happening all the time. One thing leads to another leading to another from that. Get your shit together or you might die because you pissed off a potential ally. Under the sun, you can see the chaotic hangouts unfold. Unexpected meetings, funny arguments. It's all coming together to fill the cosmos with friendship and chaos. Focus on making friends, the more you have, the less enemies you will have to fear. Get ready for wild new adventures that you just can't anticipate." *music stops*

Beerus The Destroyer of the 7th universe awoke to the sound of Goku and Vegeta once again fighting under Whis's direction. "Hey can you quiet things down? I'm trying to nap! Or do you want me to destroy Planet Earth and with it all your family and friends?" Beerus is a purple jackal-like creature who likes to eat food, chill, and destroy. Whis replies: "Sorry about that, my lord. Goku, Vegeta, let's move somewhere else to train." The blue skinned white haired angel/attendant of Beerus, he trained Beerus and stands by his side often. One could argue he's the strongest individual in the universe. Vegeta protests: "But this spot is perfect! No one tells Prince Vegeta what to do!" The Saiyan Prince looks very angry, his black hair, blue white & yellow uniform, and glare really stand out. Goku says: "I don't care where we fight, I just want to train so bad!" The eternal rival to Vegeta, Goku is also black haired. He wears an orange outfit with a blue belt and symbol, it's the classic look of students taught by Roshi the Turtle Hermit. "Damn you Kakarot. Fine but you have to babysit Trunks and Bulla after this at Bulma's. You can even bring along Goten. Or if you prefer, you can just train at King Kai's place instead. You're testing my patience." King Kai telepathically interrupts: "GOKU! You better not come back here for a while! Last time, you nearly destroyed my planet again!" Goku laughs nervously: "Okay Vegeta I accept." "Good, let's get this over with. Bulma is making dinner in an hour."

Whis chuckles: "Well well, it seems an agreement has finally been reached. Enjoy your nap, Lord Beerus." Beerus breathes a sigh of relief while lazily laying on his bed: "Finally. Those mortals better not blow up this place again. I could use a day off from yelling at them. They keep coming back here and getting training and bringing us Earth food." Goku and Vegeta along with Whis move further away from the lazy God Of Destruction before fighting again. As they go all out, their speed and strength escalates due to them going Super Saiyan. After some time, they fire out their signature attacks at the same time, Gallet Gun and Kamehameha. At that moment, several other incidents occur in other worlds, leading to something very strange. Dr. Bonesbane of the group Kohnanix Unity on the planet Kohnanix is testing out his latest device, an antimatter containment device. Kohnanix Unity is a cover for another group. The furry scientist with his purple fur, orange eyes, gray hair, and purple/yellow tail is having much success with it. Suddenly, a red furry blur zooms into the room at intense speed and collides with the device head on. "Blaze! What are you doing here? I thought you were playing with your toys!" The wolf furry blushes and awkwardly laughs. Their orange mane and green scarf shine in the fluorescent lights of the laboratory.

Blaze is a bright red wolf with a lighting mark on the right side of their face, black nose, brown eyes, black and red ears and paws, and red tail with a white tip. "So sorry to barge in! I just wanted to see how you were doing. Being part of a secret group that spans across many worlds is pretty hard to get used to. You've been working so hard since Dominic, our Miitopian scientist friend, suggested we form a Kohnanix BRAINS. Mystic, Stars, Yippie, Jesse, Incinerate, The Duo Furry Moms, Stoneheart, Calamity, and all the others really miss you too." The impact of Blaze knocking into the device finally has an effect. The antimatter escapes and the energy released helps form something that doesn't care about time or space as it's not living. "I know Blaze but it's been crazy, we have to prepare for the next conflict. Last time we nearly got erased from existence, the time before that you nearly got regressed to a 7 year old, and the time before that time you almost died! Wait, oh no! What did you do? Something really strange is happening, I'm detecting energy from other universes converging with the leaking energy! What's going on?" In another location in a different universe, Kind Warrior Adam is admiring their handiwork as the Escape From Kanoka! roller coaster in Minecraftia's Twisted Land theme park is so close to completion. The warrior and creator of Twisted is wearing silver and red armor, holds an intimidating well crafted sword, has long dyed bright red hair, has brown eyes, and shines in the sun with their decently tanned skin.

"I've really done great work this time! I can't believe how long this project has taken! All I have to do is add more theming, test it again, and open it to park guests. I'm so excited to show them this volcano themed coaster, it's so long, I know the ride capacity will be really high." As always, they came back to Minecraftia from Miitopia and earlier, disconnected from Minecraftia while playing on it on their iPad on Earth. But this time, things were different. Every time a coaster nears completion in Twisted Land, a new individual is born to join the park. This time, a volcanic woman rises out of the lava on top of the Kanoka Volcano, the centerpiece and home of most of Escape From Kanoka!. Her skin is lava but her armor is made out of pure basalt and blackstone. She greets Adam: "Hello there, young mortal. I am the Kanoka Guardian. I will help protect Twisted Land as you yourself have to. I don't have much to say. However, something wrong is just about to happen." Adam warmly accepts her: "Well welcome! I will fill you in on all the stuff you don't know later. After all, I can somehow sense the strangeness even though I lost all of my powers. I can no longer summon shadows, cast fireballs, or anything like that. Saving everything from Gorganan and The Shadow made that worth it." Just then, the sky opens up as energy gets sucked from Twisted Land. "Fuck! I need to call Bray and Dominic right away. We just literally dealt with a series of strange apocalyptic disasters! How much more shit will I get to survive this year anyway? This better not be affecting other worlds too." Finally, the 4th event that triggers whatever is going on.

Starlight Glimmer with her adorable and colorful form featuring bluish purple, purple, green, and unicorn horn amongst other things is getting ready to go to the School Of Friendship to guide it's students to the future with the help of her best friend Trixie, a blue and ice blue maned unicorn. However, Trixie comes to her before she can even leave the Castle Of Friendship: "Starlight! Sorry to bother you on the way to the school but could I learn a new spell?" Starlight looks at her friend with visible confusion: "Trixie, you aren't my student anymore. You're the guidance counselor at the School Of Friendship! Why do you need me to teach you a spell so badly?" "Well Twilight is coming to the school today to see how we are doing. The Great and Powerful Trixie wants to impress her by learning a new spell." "Alright, fine. Which one do you want to learn this time?" Trixie looks nervous: "You know the one you used to enslave your old village with by removing everypony's cutie marks?" "Are you nuts! Twilight will freak out if you learn that and pull it off! How about this? What if I taught you the spell to turn a room into any location you want? That way, Twilight won't start Twilighting. You know how she gets when she's upset." "Okay, I guess that one will be fine." They spend some time right outside the castle before they need to absolutely be at the school to go over the spell. Trixie tries it for herself but puts in too much magic and casts something different by accident.

Starlight screams at seeing a giant portal rip through the sky: "What did you do?! This is really bad! Where is Twilight when you need her? Portals are never a good sign!" At the same time, the energy stops draining from Twisted Land and the antimatter device stops releasing energy. On the side where Whis and the Saiyans are, Whis remarks: "How strange, your Super Saiyan Blue powered attacks created a portal to another realm. What could this mean?" Beerus's rest is disturbed by the sounds of the 2 attacks clashing. He gets mad and makes his way to Goku, Vegeta, and Whis. Once there, Whis puts a finger to his mouth and points at the portal. He looks and glares at the 2 fighters: "Did you two do this?" Whis answers: "It appears they did, Lord Beerus." "Just my luck. Does anything else want to interrupt my nap today?" "I'm so sorry Lord Beerus!" "Pfft, whatever. Come on Kakarot, we have a fight to finish." The portal widens on their side and sucks in both Beerus before he can threaten to destroy the Earth again and Whis before he can suggest getting some dinner at Bulma's. Vegeta turns to Goku: "You better not think of rescuing them. Don't you dare, Kakarot!" "I'm going. Suit yourself Vegeta! I'll see you later. Maybe I'll head over to Bulma's with Whis and Beerus. I'm sure they'd like to try food after this!" "Damn you! Fine, I'm coming too. I have no choice. And damn it how can you be so carefree about this?!" Starlight and Trixie gasp in shock as 4 figures: an excited Goku, angry Vegeta, tired Beerus, and curious Whis emerge from it and fly down to the ground after stopping themselves from falling. Trixie waits for the right moment and demands: "Who are you? You don't look like ponies!"

Beerus glares: "I hate this planet already! We just got here and I'm already being yelled at. I will destroy this world if you don't tell me who you are first." Starlight puts a hoof on Trixie's mouth: "Sorry about that. She's like that sometimes. Her name is Trixie and I'm Starlight Glimmer. I assume none of you are from this world. We don't get many visitors from other worlds. Welcome to Equestria." Beerus says: "Ugh. I'm Lord Beerus. God Of Destruction of the 7th universe. That goofy man over there is Goku, the sulking one is Vegeta, and the other one is Whis. Why and how are we here? I know every inhabited planet in Universe 7 and yet have never heard of this one. Hell, the Namekians are few in number and I still know where their New Namek is." Trixie hides behind Starlight as Beerus forms a ball of energy in his left hand effortlessly. Goku smiles: "It's nice to meet you both! I'm hungry! Is there any place to eat around here?" "Well uhh-" Starlight is interrupted by the arrival of all 4 Equestrian Princesses, Twilight's friends, and the pillars(such as Star Swirl the Bearded). Princess Celestia, a white and tall alicorn with multi-colored hair, white body, white horn, and white wings speaks to the 4 strangers: "Where did all of you come from? I sensed a portal open above Ponyville and then 4 very powerful presences." Beerus sighs, hating to do this again: "The goofy man is Goku. The grumpy one is Vegeta. The one with the staff is my attendant Whis. I'm Lord Beerus, God Of Destruction of The 7th Universe." Hearing that, the princesses tell the others to get back before Twilight says: "God Of Destruction? We must protect Equestria from this threat!"

Twilight is a purple alicorn with purple, blue, and magenta hair, purple body, purple wings, purple horn, and a serious look on her face. Of course, Lord Beerus stares, very bored while Vegeta laughs: "Beerus a threat? Hahaha! The only things he does is eat food and take a nap!" Beerus shows his new found annoyance towards the saiyan: "Just stay out of this Vegeta. They want to fight me. To be honest, being here is so underwhelming that I'd like to be entertained. Bring it on, whoever you're all supposed to be. I don't have all day you know. I'm on my way to getting a headache." All ponies are stunned at Beerus's attitude, he just acts like he can defeat the rulers of Equestria without even trying. Immediately, the alicorns blast him with magic coming out of their horns. He doesn't even try to dodge, he stands there yawning as if that didn't even tickle. "Oh come on. Show me what you really have unless that's the best you can do. You're even weaker than Frieza was when Goku nearly killed him on Namek. I could crush that treacherous tyrant easily. I did erase someone just like him from existence once after all. Hell, you're weaker than the Supreme Kais from what I've seen. This is so boring." Not even bothering to expend energy talking, the 4 facing him give it all they got and still, Beerus doesn't move. Twilight's friends decide to come to the rescue. Celestia exclaims: "How is this possible? He's even stronger than Tirek! Fluttershy, could you get Discord for us before helping the others? I'm counting on you to do what only you can do. As your princess, I beg of you."

The pale yellow skinned and pink maned pegasus nods before running to her cottage where Discord happens to be hanging around complaining: "It's so frustrating when Fluttershy has to leave like this. It's not as fun here without her around. I suppose I could flip over her bed and make her animal treats come to life while I wait. But then I don't want to anger my best friend. It's so difficult to decide and wait." Fluttershy rushes in with a panicked look on her face. The creature of chaos with his odd shape and mostly gray, brown, black, and white body stops what he was doing: "What's the matter, Fluttershy? Why did you run off so fast and didn't tell me where you were going?" She replies: "We thought we could handle potential threats to Equestria on our own. But one of them easily took the blasts from Twilight, Celestia, Luna, and Cadence without even moving! The animals are so terrified! We need your help." "If you say you need help Fluttershy, then there's no way I'm not helping! Where is this battle?" "Right outside the Castle." Discord teleports the both of them to the battle site where 5 of the Mane 6 are fighting and losing. Fluttershy explains everything as Beerus taps his foot impatiently, waiting for a real challenge. Discord decides to be a distraction while the 6 best pony friends forever unite their hearts and minds. He blasts Beerus: "Hello there, my friend Fluttershy said she needed help. You must be the one beating everyone, I'm so sorry I didn't come here till now. I'm Discord, lord of chaos. Nice to meet you." Beerus stares narrowly into his soul as Whis restrains an excited Goku from fighting: "You aren't powerful enough to be a lord of chaos. Your attack did nothing to me. This is still so boring, I want a real challenge." "You might just get one now."

The 6 friends finish what they needed to do to activate the Elements Of Harmony and so, light and rainbow stuff shows up. The rainbow slams down on Beerus but does nothing to him. Rarity, a blue maned white unicorn freaks out: "How did the elements not work? We had everything done right! It was perfect, like a beautiful dress of great elegance made with the finest fabric!" Rainbow Dash, a pegasus with a light blue body and rainbow mane complains: "We weren't awesome enough!" Vegeta can't watch this anymore: "DAMN YOU ALL! KAKAROT! It's your fault I'm here-" His rant is cut off while the ponies look on in fear at the hopelessness of their situation when some individuals show up. Kind Warrior Adam shares a face palm moment with Blaze while Dr. Bonesbane widens his eyes at the scene in front of them. Adam remarks: "So that's why energy was sucked out of Twisted Land. Good grief, stop bugging my park, problems of this entire plane of existence. Well now I have an idea what the fuck happened." Vegeta looks over to them: "Just who the hell are you 3 supposed to be?" "Not now, Vegeta. We have a fight to break up." Blaze stands in between the opposing sides with arms wide out and a puppy eyes expression. Dr. Bonesbane breathes out the tension that was building inside: "Phew! We got here just in time before this whole planet was destroyed. Please don't continue fighting." Adam adds: "Look, the 3 of us know just how powerful Beerus is. You ponies need to show him the food of Equestria or else he will kill us all along with this planet. I certainly don't stand a chance against him. Vegeta, Beerus, Goku, and Whis could beat my ass with just one of their fingers. They all have strength I know about because in my world, they are depicted in a franchise along with their multiverse section called the Dragon Ball franchise. If I have to, I will even give Beerus a taste of where I'm from."

The ponies relax while Goku, Beerus, and Whis perk up at the mention of food. Vegeta just crosses his arms, not caring in the least. Applejack, an orange pony with a pale yellow mane and brown hat bursts out laughing: "Are you seriously saying this big scary god of destruction loves food?" The smell of freshly baked treats from Sugar Cube Corner catches the attention of everyone. Starlight pales in shock: "Darn it! Trixie and I have to go to the school! Mrs. Cake or Pinkie Pie always makes sure Sugar Cube Corner opens this exact time every morning! Good luck with everything, everypony!" The friends run off at top speed. The remaining entourage head to Sugar Cube Corner, hoping that Beerus doesn't get angry again and destroys the planet. Once there, Adam is having a hard time holding back laughter while also pulling Blaze's red collar to keep the wolf from getting too too excited about the sweets. The red wolf protests a bit while their excitement spreads like a miniature epidemic, affecting everyone in Sugar Cube Corner. Mrs. Cake nearly faints upon seeing everyone: "Wah! Welcome to Sugar Cube Corner! How may I help all of you?" Pinkie Pie the light pink pony with a crazy pink mane explains really fast: "It all started when a portal appeared above Ponyville then 4 strangers called Goku, Vegeta, Whis, and Beerus The God Of Destruction came out. Twilight and Celestia were worried so they got everyone here as soon as possible. We tried to beat Beerus but he was way too strong for us. After that, that scientist, wolf, and warrior all showed up and stopped Beerus from destroying us all. Now we are here to have Beerus and others try every menu item to make sure he doesn't get mad again."

Before anyone can say a word, Blaze speeds to the counter and orders for everyone, annoying Vegeta and causing Goku, Whis, Dr. Bonesbane, Adam, and Rainbow Dash to die laughing. A few minutes later, Mrs. Cake shocks nearly everyone with the big tower of boxes she's carrying. Goku, seeing how much trouble she is having, takes it from her after asking to and easily brings it to a big table Pinkie Pie set up after Blaze ordered. Once that is done, King Kai somehow manages to contact Goku: "GOKU! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! Old Kai told me everything. Just how much trouble can you get yourself into in just a week? Bulma told me how you almost blasted Trunks with a Kamehameha 3 days ago!" Goku says aloud: "Uhh, everyone with me can hear you. Are you sure that's a good idea?" "GOKU I DON'T CARE WHO'S LISTENING OR WHO ISN'T! I am your Kai, you have to pay more respect! Anyway, it seems several incidents happened while you and Vegeta were being VERY DUMB and now you're in a whole different world in a completely different universe! Be careful, that world has a history of jerks who remind me of Frieza and Cell! The signal isn't very good, so I had to ask several Supreme Kais to help me out. You better be back in this universe within a day! BYE!" Goku once again laughs nervously. A stunned silence fills the room. Blaze breaks it by howling over the sweet smell of all the treats they got.

Adam and Blaze get first dibs: "Sorry everyone, we're very often like this. Especially with cheese pizza. I'm choosing to not eat much of this so Goku, Blaze, Pinkie Pie, Beerus, and Whis can pig out all they want. Oh btw, Celestia. I accepted your invitation to become an ambassador of friendship between Equestria, Miitopia, and Minecraftia. I or Twilight will let you know how pleasing Beerus goes. You should go before your royal duties crush you more than capitalism crushes me and my Earth comrades. Just remember, my concerns are for the people, ponies, furries, and so on. My role as ambassador must not be one where I'm ordered to do certain things. I will do things my way to bring more inclusion and friendship plus deepen ties between the 3 worlds." Celestia replies: "Okay and thank you for being honest. A very important element of friendship. The 3 of us and the pillars will be off." Since Quantum Leap technology has been introduced to the Equestrian allies of many worlds like Minecraftia, Robloxia, Miitopia, Kohnanix, the Duel Monsters Spirit World, and Astral World, they have occasionally used the devices for instant travel. Adam finishes eating while Beerus and the other super big eaters just keep on chowing down: "Now that I'm good on sweets, I have to wonder. Twilight, have you heard of any recent reports about possessed creatures surrounded by dark aura? We still have over 800 number cards to retrieve. Kite and Dr. Faker are especially worried about what those numbers could do."

Twilight replies: "Surprisingly, no. Not since your last surprise visit." "That's a good sign. We don't have a number tracker yet so we have to play the number hunting by ear." The conversation ends so Adam explains a bunch of things to Beerus and co before going outside to tell off the Wacky Clowns who are now calling them from coming to Equestria: "How have you not learned since Fluffy Afro's last toilet accident or the popcorn monster to stop wanting to do such horrible ideas? Don't come here. You'll piss off Beerus and kill us all!" That satisfies the 4 troublemakers. Adam stays outside to read a lovely book about a wolf who gets separated from his family after having aspired to become its leader without the chaos of what's going on inside the shop. Meanwhile, Discord is loving every moment of the chaos and Rarity is looking on in horror and disgust at the way Goku is eating. At least even Blaze has the sense to not shove huge chunks of food up their mouth. Fortunately for Rarity, Twilight speaks up while reading a book she just started reading: "I need to go research on what the heck that portal was about. Rainbow Dash and Applejack, I need you to help me do the research. Rarity, you go outside to wait with Adam until the others are done. After that, I need you and Pinkie Pie to take them all throughout Equestria to try more foods. I suggest you go to Canterlot after this. Fluttershy, make sure Discord isn't lonely and stays out of trouble."

The ponies agree to their assignments and split up. 10 seconds go by and the big eaters have finished all of the treats. Blaze makes Beerus feel like he's in a dream as they help Mrs. Cake clean up in a flash. The furry proceeds to join the others outside. Pinkie Pie is jumping up and down excitedly at the thought of going all around Equestria: "Oooo! I can't wait to go to Canterlot to visit the restaurant we helped!" Dr. Bonesbane holds back on pulling Blaze's tail to get them to settle down and prepare to return to Kohnanix or go to Miitopia. Adam puts away the book they were reading: "The 3 of us are going to head to Miitopia now to investigate what's going on. We don't need another weird incident like this to randomly pull individuals from one world to another. I did get sucked into a video game once and it's not the most fun experience when you land. One of these days, I'm going to get Twilight and the other princesses to do more for their poor and less for their rich citizens. Doesn't matter at this point, this timeline is different from the one in the show. Will Maretime Bay even be founded in this Equestria?" Bonesbane adds: "It's been a while since Blaze and I have gotten to go on an adventure. Blaze is acting a little out of control today." Blaze giggles: "I really can't help myself! It's been so exciting!" The 3 say goodbye before teleporting off. Whis asks Pinkie Pie: "So where is this Canterlot located at? How good is their food?" "Well, it's a little bit far from here. We'll be there by the end of the day! We can get there by train!"

Beerus groans: "I'm losing my patience again! Goku, you should be able to get us there with Instant Transmission right? You better!" "Yes Beerus! Now I just need to know which direction the place is. We'll be there in no time at all!" Pinkie Pie doesn't even need to use her Pinkie sense to point in the exact direction the Equestrian capital is located. "Okay everyone! Hold onto me!" Goku puts 2 of his fingers on his forehead and concentrates on Canterlot through the life energy of the ponies and other creatures living there. "Got it." In seconds, they have arrived. Rarity and Pinkie Pie have an argument over where to go first so Vegeta makes the decision for them: "We're going to one of the fancy restaurants you damn horse keep yelling about. That way we can finally civilize Kakarot." Beerus cracks up at that and glares at the ponies to get going now. Whis is impressed by how nice and clean the one they go to is. Luckily, there's no other customers so the waiter in a very fancy outfit comes over and professionally ignores the fact there are 2 legged creatures and an energetic pink pony with one of the most renowned fashion ponies around. Beerus's patience has been somewhat restored but he still has to restrain himself from just destroying the restaurant out of boredom. Goku's patience is somehow much better. Pinkie Pie is not excited. Vegeta doesn't care, Whis is just curious again, and Rarity is very excited.

The food comes in less than a minute after they order. This isn't because it's just like a fast food place or Skyline Chili if there's no crowd and a full kitchen staff. The food is very disappointing in size. Beerus is very angry about that: "Why is the food so small? Why doesn't it smell like anything? I've never seen such a small dish in my life." Whis was trying to be nice by lying about the food to the waiter but that made him give up and for once get serious: "This food is terrible. This is how Beerus can easily get coaxed into destroying this planet." The waiter comes over with the manager not even 20 seconds later: "What seems to be the problem? We pride ourselves on professionalism and the fanciest food around." Beerus explodes: "Damn this restaurant! This doesn't even begin to sate the appetite of a god of destruction! You expect me to accept this as a filling dish? It tastes like nothing, barely looks like anything, and you are so damn snooty! Don't even bother saying sorry! You better tell me where I can find better food or else I will kill both of you right here on the spot before destroying the rest of this planet!" Goku protests something similar and Vegeta blasts the plate his meal was on. Whis moves his plate away from him. Pinkie Pie just eats whatever is left and Rarity stays quiet, not wanting to incur his wrath after the Elements Of Harmony failed to turn him to stone.

The manager answers Beerus: "The best food is in here! There's no place with better food in all of Equestria!" "Just shut up if you won't tell me the truth! *Beerus forms a tiny atom sized energy ball and destroys a nearby table.* Then I will swiftly kill you and this entire planet. Just be glad you aren't the pudding hogging pink creature or else I wouldn't give you a chance to answer! Damn it, I want to try pudding!" "But the best food is here!" *Beerus severely hurts the waiter* "I can do this all day but I don't have the patience. You will pay for disobeying Beerus, Universe 7's God Of Destruction's demands!" The manager sweats heavily and says nothing. "I pity you. Your existence is so pathetic. At least tell me if the restaurants next door are any good. You can at least tell me that!" When the manager doesn't reply, Beerus changes his mind and only destroys the restaurant instead of the whole entire planet. He's too curious about the other restaurants after Whis calms him down a little bit. The next restaurant they go to is the exact same, it's almost like someone is imposing their strict fancy restaurant standards on the restaurants. Which is exactly what was going on and why Pinkie Pie and Rarity sometime back had to come to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. So that next restaurant didn't survive for long, Beerus smartly checked the menu per the suggestion of Whis. Goku only gets more desperate for food and Rarity becomes even more afraid of Beerus. The 3rd is annihilated, the 4th gets obliterated, and the 5th is pulverized.

Pinkie Pie breaks her fear caused silence and blurts out having had enough of bland food: "OKAY! Do you see that restaurant in the alley? They have amazing food! Their food is cooked and made with lots of fun!" Beerus was just about to blast away another restaurant without even entering inside but now his mouth is watering at the prospect of a restaurant with food that was actually delicious and not bland. "Let's go then! You lead the way since you want us to try it that badly!" Rarity comments: "I hope we have enough bits.." "Oh don't worry Rarity, I always save up a bunch of bits for days where I eat more than I usually do!" "Darling, how is that even possible?" "It's a Pinkie secret! *in tough voice* Pink pony no tell!" She then jumps up ahead and leads the others to a table at the restaurant. The place has a very distinct authentic and artistic vibe to it. It's cozy, colorful, friendly, and more notably, packed. The owner of the restaurant: The Tasty Treat comes out and greets them in a rich in wordflow accent. "Welcome to The Tasty Treat, how may I help you?" Whis speaks for the group: "Can you get us big servings of every food on your menu?" He nods but advises: "It will be a while. Would you like us to make one dish at a time starting now to keep you busy for a while instead? We have a lot of customers today." "That would be fantastic. Thank you! Lord Beerus will appreciate this."

The attendant/angel turns to Pinkie Pie as the owner walks to another table: "Don't worry about paying the bill. I can take care of that. Lord Beerus and I travel to Planet Earth all the time to try foods like pizza, octopus, and noodles! Too bad Bulma couldn't be accidentally dragged here too, she would have found a way to make today much more fun and stop the fight earlier while she was at it." In short, they spend a good 3 hours there, Vegeta refuses to eat much in order to save room for Bulma's feast. She wouldn't be very happy with him if he pigged up. Of course, Goku was the opposite, he wasn't worried about his wife Chi Chi lecturing him for pigging out, at least for now. Pinkie Pie dived right in and Rarity took small, slow bites of her food, wanting to be proper unlike their guests from another universe. Beerus is amazed by every dish and basically says every time he tries one: "This is delicious! That aroma and flavor is something I can't get enough of!" After they finish and the bill is paid, they go on food adventures and other things all throughout the Equestrian day. The last stop is Las Pegasus for some thrilling fun. Once they get there however, the scam artists Flim and Flam are scamming a lot of ponies(and other creatures) again. The two are nearly identical in appearance, they both have yellow skin and red/white manes though one is a unicorn. Rarity shrieks in disgust: "Ugh, it's the dreadful Flim and Flam! How dare they continue their awful ways! If Applejack were here with us instead of helping Twilight, she would tear them down better than I could! I must admit, farm ponies can do things that I can't."

Flim and Flam see them: "It's great to see you again, Pinkie Pie and Rarity! And hello friends of those 2! Oh boy do we have a deal for you! We obtained these tickets for the amusement park in the next hotel over. We're offering a low price on them you just can't refuse! And we'll even throw in complimentary Flim and Flam t-shirts! Just first sign this paperwork and you're free to buy these tickets! We can't guarantee that you won't get hurt on the rides!" Vegeta doesn't buy it: "You 2 are nothing more than cowardly selfish and lying bastards who swindle others out of their money. You're worse than scum." The brothers sing in unison with music playing in the background from an unknown source: "But how could you say that? It's true that we've hurt others in the past with our schemes. But now, we've changed. We just want everyone to be happy and be loyal customers. You can't blame us for wanting to make money. We're the Flim-Flam brothers, now trying to make an honest living! Do you like the t-shirts? They're freshly done with the ink still drying! Do you ponies remember how good our apple cider was? We could outproduce the Apple family with our machine but then you came and helped them, making us substitute quality for quantity. And what about Friendship University? So many ponies were excited to learn about friendship there! Anyway, we've been swindled ourselves! After feeling the pain that caused us, we changed! How could you not believe-"

Beerus has had enough. With the flick of his finger, the Flim-Flam brothers start fading out of existence: "You damn fools! Who cares about money or redemption anyway when your planet could be the next one I destroy?! That's enough out of you, you will no longer be so annoying I end up with a headache!" Goku looks sad while Pinkie Pie and Rarity are terrified. Vegeta laughs and Whis hums surprised that's all that happened. Beerus calmly admits: "I like this planet. Whis, we better come back here. Are we ready to leave yet. I need a long nap." "No, my lord. I tried to get back to our universe earlier only to discover that we are too far away from it for my speed to get us in a reasonable amount of time." Vegeta face palms: "Why didn't you tell us sooner?" "I was too busy having fun and trying new foods! What would you do if you knew how to be more fun? You're so grumpy, you should relax a bit." "Damn it Whis!" A familiar voice speaks from behind: "Hello again. It seems you have found out you can't go back to your universe so easily. Progress in Miitopia about figuring out how to solve the portal mystery isn't going very fast or far. However, I can take you 4 to Bulma's place right now. I will probably come over to your universe should another incident from outside your multiverse cause you problems and thus change your timeline." And just like that, Vegeta determined to go home moves to Adam right away, the other 3 say goodbye to the shocked, scared, and confused ponies before getting teleported with Adam to Bulma's house in Universe 7. To avoid messing up the timeline directly, Adam teleports back to Miitopia quietly, unnoticed by an angry Bulma. Bulma is a blue haired human woman with an anger that intimidates even the all mighty Vegeta.

She slaps him right in the face: "VEGETA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! You were supposed to be home 30 minutes before dinner, not when I just finished making it! Do I make myself clear? Be late again AND I won't let you train to surpass Goku! Maybe you'll have to watch Goten and Trunks fuses to become Gottenks all day, YOU HEAR ME?!" Vegeta shakes in fear: "Yes Bulma." Whis puts a hand around Bulma: "Calm down Bulma. It's not entirely his fault we ended up in a different universe far beyond our multiverse. Goku was partially responsible too and so were some others. Let's talk about it over dinner, okay? What did you make this time? I'm so excited to enjoy the wonderful feast you have prepared." Meanwhile in Equestria, Pinkie Pie and Rarity head back to Ponyville and immediately make Twilight talk with them about what had gone down. Twilight frowns: "Let's just hope we can get more creatures to embrace the magic of friendship. If he shows up here again, we need to make sure no one angers him. Adam told me earlier on their way to picking up Beerus, Whis, Goku, and Vegeta that their Earth was nearly destroyed because of a pudding incident." At the same time in Miitopia: "Dr. Bonesbane, what data have you gathered so far?" "Not much, Dr. Duns. Here's what I have." Dominic frowns: "That really isn't much. Also, just call me Dominic, you might prefer being called Dr. Bonesbane but I personally prefer my first name over my professional one. And we're good friends after all. It's been great seeing you again!" The red haired pale skinned and blue eyed Miitopian scientist stares at Dr. Bonesbane with a calm air to his expression. "Oh sorry, force of habit. I've talked to a lot of fellow Kohnanixian scientists since we defeated Freddie the anti wolf. It's always so professional with them. Anyway, we should get some sleep soon and look over this all in the morning. Do you have guest bedrooms in this facility?" "We do. But first, let's do a technology share. You haven't been in the loop of new stuff from other BRAINS Collective scientists." And then, the day ended soon enough for all who were part of this strange chaotic hangout in some way.

Outro: Thank you for expressing interest in someway and reading through this very first chapter! I've been itching to do this story for months so it's great to finally do it! Oh and 2 more new stories are coming to this site this month! That's right, I will be working on 4 different stories a month! I'm going to be okay, I will survive such a task! Anyway, I hope you liked this! The first scene I thought of was the scene where Beerus and the others went into that first restaurant before he eventually destroyed it! The concept was what would happen if Beerus tried fancy Equestrian Canterlot food! At first, this wasn't meant to be the first chapter of this story but it was such a funny idea I had to make it the first chapter! Stay tuned for more chapters of this around once a month! See ya next time!