MASS LEAKAGE a siivagunner fan fiction by nutshackwoodman 34
Siiva gunner was sitting in his humble cliffside abode. Chillin out and eating some pizza while listening to Snow Halation from Love Live. When all of a sudden a masked wooden man burst into his home and started beating the shit out of his pipes!
Siiva: Hey what the fuck are you doing
Wooden man: im beating the shit out of your pipes lmoa
The wooden man then opened a hole in reality and jumped into the hole exiting siivagunner's house through said hole that he opened for the purpose of jumping through.
Siiva: what the hell was tha-
All of a sudden siiva's pipes burst open! Leaks were going everywhere! The house was becoming flooded with leaks as siiva watched helplessly
Siiva: oh my god are you fucking kidding me now everyone is going to know who is in the king for yet another day tournament
DISCLAIMER: THERE IS NO PLANNED KING FOR YET ANOTHER DAY TOURNAMENT
Siiva: how the hell do you fucking stop leaks from happening im so fucking mad
That was when a group of plumbers burst into siiva's house!
Siiva: oh what in the god damn
Grinch: WE ARE THE LEAKER CREW! WE CAN HELP YOU FIX YOUR LEAKS
Waluigi: WE ARE VERY EXPERIENCED WITH LEAKY PIPES!
Mr bean: we can know how to stop leaks
Sphelonious donk: sphelonious donk
Mario: BING BING WAHOO!
Siivagunner just stood there for a second. His house was being filled with leaks and all these stupid god damn plumbers were just standing around his house and this is fucking stupid.
Siiva: alright what the fuck ever fine fucking do what ever im so fucking mad at this god damn shit.
The plumbers all began to do shit around the house. The grinch and mario went to look at the pipes while Mr bean and Waluigi headed for the kitchen. Sphelonious donk floated in the middle of the room.
Grinch looked at the pipes intently
Grinch: hmmmm this is a very peculiar case. Never seen one like it. What say you mario?
mario : BING BING WAHOO!
Grinch: no it couldnt be…
But then he took a closer look.
Grinch: DEAR LORD. ITS INFECTED BY GAY MIDISLAPPERS!
Mario: BING BING WAHOO!
Meanwhile in the kitchen, waluigi and mr bean were digging through siiva's fridge and pantry.
Waluigi: GOD DAMN DOES HE NOT HAVE ANY FUCKING GARLIC
Mr bean stood by the pantry with armfulls of canned green de la bean branded green beans.
Mr. Bean: bean…
Waluigi: god DAMN what the fuck where the HELL are his taco supplies.
Back in the living room siiva was standing next to donk.
Siiva: so what the fuck are you doing
Donk: conference call
Turns out donk had a wireless earpiece in his ear and was taking a conference call with heathecliff and scrat from ice age about the impending destruction of the planet jupiter.
Siiva: what
The grinch ran to siiva's computer
Grinch: oh god i gotta look up a tutorial on how to fix this ive never had to deal with gay midislappers who got themselves into some hot shit they cant get themselves out of!
Mario: BING BING WAHOO!
The grinch tried to go to youtube but accidentally posted the roster of the king for yet another day to the siivagunner fanserver
Grinch: FUCK
Mario: BING BING WAHOO!
Meanwhile in the kitchen…. (and do like a meanwhile in the tower pan down)
Mr. bean is holding even more cans of green de la bean brand green beans.
Mr. bean: beans…
Wauigi: GOD DAMN IT I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE A FAKE LEAK PLUMBER TO NOT HAVE GARLIC TACOS.
Waluigi continued to dig through the fridge
Waluigi: AH-HA!
Waluigi pulls an item out of the fridge and holds it in the air like in the legend of zelda series for the nintendo line of consoles and handhelds.
Waluigi: A GARLIC TACO!
Meanwhile in the livingroom siiva is growing tired of this.
Siiva: god damn it what is the hold up
Grinch: uhhhh…. Nothing! We're almost done!
mario : BING BING WAHOO!
Thats when waluigi walked in the room holding the garlic taco.
Waluigi: sup bitches
Waluigi takes a bite of the taco.
Siiva: what the fUck
By taking a bite of the garlic taco, waluigi opens a wormhole in the living room. Things begin to be sucked into it.
Siiva: what the actual shit
But actually all of the leaks were sucked into the wormhole!
Grinch: holy shit
Mario: BING BING WAHOO!
The wormhole closed and for a moment the living room was at peace. No leaks were being leaked and everyone was silent.
But then the wormhole opened back up! And a weird looking version of monika from the doki doki literature club burst out of the wormhole!
Monika: every day
Monika grabbed mario and flew out of siiva's window, breaking it as she went through.
Mario: BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone kinda stood in silence again and mr bean walked into the living room, arms full of bean cans.
Grinch: well that turned out great!
Siiva: get the fuck out of my house.
The end