AN1: Much like its sister collection this is going to be a collection of stories that come from prompts and miscellaneous plot bunnies that aren't long enough to justify being stand alone fics on their own. Big difference? These are, in every single chapter, all about the various ships I have in the Naruto world ... getting it on.

I've been planning this for a while and I think it's going to be immense fun. I hope you do too.

AN2: I wrote and edited this for the most part in one day. And I'm honestly rather pleased with it. And of course we were starting with NaruSaku. It's literally NaruSakuDay2024!

So here it is, my gift to my favourite ship's fandom. Enjoy!

Summary: Naruto was just going over his Genin team's first mission away from the village and was planning on an early night. But his wife came home from a long shift with decidedly better plans for their evening. Canon!AU.

Chapter One: NaruSaku - 'Already? Do I Really Have That Much Of An Effect On You?'

Naruto bit his lip to stop from groaning as Sakura closed the front door, never looking away from him.

The intensity in her eyes was intoxicating. And when she smiled at him like that, Naruto stiffened.

No, down there.

Yeah.

'Hiya Sakura,' Naruto said, placing the scroll with his latest mission brief down on the coffee table. 'How was your shift at the hospital?'

'Long,' she practically purred, walking towards him determinedly as she allowed her coat to fall to the floor. A deliberate sway to her hips drawing his eyes down. 'How was your day?'

She came to a stop behind him, her hands resting on his shoulders as she looked down, having to tilt back to look at her, his vision being filled with her breasts and sexy smile. His head rubbed against her stomach as her fingers danced up his neck to idly play with his hair.

Oh, he was getting laid laid tonight. Yay.

'Oh you know,' Naruto said, his eyes flickering closed briefly as Sakura scratched at his scalp. 'Just finished off my report for my team's last mission and got a new one from Kakashi when I dropped it off.'

'Oh? What are Naruto-sensei and his little Genins doing this time?' Sakura ran her fingers up and down his throat gently, her fingertips running up the underside of his cheek as she pressed against him.

He felt himself throb. His face got hot and he coughed to clear his throat. 'We're going on our first mission outside the village, an escort mission for a diplomat going to the Land of Air.'

'Ooo, big mission for Naruto-sensei's first team.' Sakura lowered herself down so her arms could wrap around his neck loosely, her hands splaying over his chest as she nuzzled his neck. 'When are you leaving?'

'Tomorrow morning,' Naruto said. He reached his arm around so his hand found the back of her neck. He rubbed gently, his fingers running through her hair, pausing briefly when Sakura's lips caressed his neck.

Delightful shivers did that to him.

'You'll be gone for a few days then?' Sakura murmured into his ear as her hands snuck into his open collar, marvelling over the bare skin of his neck and collarbones.

He breathed out shakily. He turned into such a teenager when Sakura acted like this. It was so goddamn hot to be the object of her desire and he was never gonna get used to it. 'A week probably.'

Sakura nodded as she placed more kisses over his hair and down to his neck, lingering on his pulse. 'I'll miss you.'

'Not as much as I'll miss you,' Naruto muttered before he could stop himself.

'Sweet talker,' Sakura whispered into his ear. 'Want me to show you how much I'll miss you?'

'Please?' Naruto chuckled, Sakura's own smile pressed into his heated skin.

She ran her fingers over his chest as she came around the side of the sofa, touching him for as long as she could before she had to stop, and her hands immediately back on him the second they could be.

She grabbed his shoulders just firmly enough to not lose balance and lowered herself onto his lap languidly, sitting on his thighs. Her long hair fell into her face, but did nothing to block the smile she gave him as she undid his belt, which promised such wonderful, naughty things.

The kiss that followed it promised even more and he arched against the sofa as her hand sunk into his pants and immediately found him raised to meet her.

'Already?' Sakura asked against his mouth, the seductress act forgotten for a moment as her fingers paused around his stiff tip through his boxers. 'Do I really have that much of an effect on you?'

He could feel the heat off her face as it pressed against his own. Groaning as he kissed her cheek, her fingers around him rubbing gloriously out of much practiced habit.

Gods, the way she touched him was unreal.

'Yeah,' Naruto said as Sakura's fingers played with the growing wet patch building around his eager tip. 'Damn, especially when you come in like you just did.'

'You've always liked the seductress thing huh?' Sakura kissed him slowly, purposefully, as she ran her fingers down his shaft.

'Find me a married man who doesn't, and I'll show you a liar,' Naruto murmured back, his hands going to Sakura's ass and squeezing hard enough to make his wife groan into his mouth. 'Now c'mere.'

Sakura giggled but stopped him from pulling her fully on top of his dick. 'Nuh uh, I'm showing you how much I'll miss you remember?'

She pushed his hands off her ass and crumpled into him at the chest, her lips parting as her tongue dipped into his mouth.

They moaned in unison as he met her tongue and Sakura's hands dragged down his t-shirt and then up under it and back down, her fingers following the lines of his muscles.

'Sakura-chan,' he groaned, his hands aching to touch her but he knew this game.

Gods, he loved this game.

'Shh, sit still husband,' she said huskily, breaking the kiss but not moving away yet. 'Let your wife give you something to remember her by on those lonely nights next week.'

'Yes dear.'

She kissed his jaw and pulled back so she was straddling his thighs and smiled suggestively at him.

He watched in utter delight as she ran her hands down her chest, cupping and squeezing her breasts through her scrubs as she swayed on him.

Fuck, how did she even make hospital scrubs look like fucking lingerie?

Her hands dragged down her top, pulling the material tight over her breasts, her swaying pushing her forwards, chest first, as she scooped her fingers under the hem of the shirt and pulled it up slowly.

Inch after inch of kissable, creamy skin was revealed as the blue top rose and Naruto resisted every urge in him to just rip it off, until Sakura's delectable breasts were revealed, her black bra the only thing between him and them.

She let the top fall off to the side, freeing her hair from the collar as she did, and Naruto forgot it existed the second it was out of his immediate line of sight.

He had better things to look at.

Sakura's breasts jiggled slightly against her bra as she started to sway on his thighs again.

'Do you like the bra baby?' Sakura asked, her hand slipping under his t-shirt again before she dragged her fingers down, scratching lightly until they were tickling over his straining erection again. 'You're staring at it so intensely.'

'I hate it,' he said, groaning as Sakura's fingers eased through the window in his boxers to circle his dick and squeeze. 'So much.'

'Oh,' Sakura said with a look of mock disappointment on her face. 'Should I take it off? If you don't like it …'

'I can help you with that,' Naruto offered, even as her free hand was going behind her back, her chest pushed forward even more.

'No, no,' Sakura said sweetly. 'I got it baby.'

Her bra fell away mere moments after Sakura's hand went behind her back, the straps falling loosely around her shoulders and then the whole thing falling down her arms and similarly disappearing from existence as Naruto drank in one of his favourite sights.

His wife, topless in his lap, playing with her breasts.

Her beautiful breasts that begged to be kissed as much as her hardened pink nipples demanded to be sucked.

Sakura ran her finger under the curve of her breast, making it lift and drop alluringly before him and then she cupped them both and squeezed slowly, worrying her own nipples and gasping ever so slightly as she looked at him through half closed eyes.

Was she exaggerating how good it felt to play with her own body for his benefit? Obviously.

But fuck him sideways did it work.

'Is that better baby?' She asked, leaning forward to kiss him slowly, her tongue flicking his bottom lip as she pulled back. One of her hands back in his pants, only this time she eased her fingers in over the waistband and wrapped fully around his throbbing dick. 'Yeah, that's better isn't it?'

She pumped him slowly and Naruto let his head roll back into the cushion as Sakura played with him, rolling her thumb over his tip as she pinched and pulled her nipple with her other fingers, panting and gasping just a little to make him quake in her hand even harder.

'Baby,' he moaned, his hands aching to touch her, to do to her body what she was doing to herself.

Soon. She'd let him touch her soon.

'Feel good baby?' Sakura whispered breathily, leaning in for another slow, pointed kiss.

'Uh huh.'

'Tell your Sakura-chan what you want her to do to you,' she breathed into his mouth. 'Whatever you want baby.'

Fuuuuuck.

'I wanna touch you,' he said. He said it. He didn't beg. Yet. 'I wanna kiss your breasts and suck your nipples til you scream.'

'That's what you want to do to me,' she said, squeezing his dick a little harder, before nibbling along his jaw. 'I said "what do you want me to do to you"?'

He opened his eyes, which he hadn't realised he'd closed, to find burning desire staring back at him, the sheer level of horniness in Sakura's eyes was almost overwhelming.

'Um –'

She smiled, it looked vulpine, and she squeezed him again. 'What do you want me to do to you?'

She leant in, her lips by his ear and her breasts pressed into his chest. He could feel her nipples through his t-shirt. 'Sir?'

Goddamn.

Just … goddamn. Cos if she was breaking out 'sir'?

It was gonna be a long night.

Again. Yay.

And thankfully, he knew what to say to that.

Her breath tasted sweet as it wafted over his face, her excitement pouring off of her in waves.

Yeah, he knew exactly what to say.

'You know what I want you to do,' he growled into a powerful kiss, grabbing the back of her head just hard enough to make Sakura tremble in the good way.

He felt the delighted shiver run through his wife as she smiled against his lips. 'Mmm, yes sir.'

She slid into his lap, their bodies melding together in one wonderful roll of her hips before, tease that she was, she lifted off of him and stood just to the side.

Slowly, so she knew he wasn't going to do anything else but watch, Sakura undid the drawstring on her scrub pants. They dropped around her full hips and Sakura kept rolling until they crept down and over her ass and thighs, revealing the matching black panties she was wearing.

She stepped out of the pool of her pants and, in the lamplight of their living room, she looked every bit like the goddess she was.

He didn't have long to savour the image though as Sakura leant over him, kissing him just as slowly as she'd undone her drawstring, and started to drag his pants and boxers until they were on the floor, breaking the hungry kiss only when she had to.

And then she stood before him again, smiling seductively, her finger playing with the waistband of her own underwear as she looked at his straining erection.

She pulled her waistband to the side to reveal more creamy skin and let it snap back before pulling it away from her hip again and holding it there. Her eyes burning into his.

On or off?

'Lose them.'

Sakura's smile got a little bit bigger and if he didn't know it was impossible, he'd have sworn he'd gotten harder, as she pulled down her panties and kicked them away.

She glanced at his chest and raised an eyebrow at him.

His t-shirt was gone and away before she'd let her eyebrow drop.

Sakura moaned in the back of her throat as she raked her eyes over him and before Naruto could say anything she was moving again.

She crawled onto the sofa, laying across the empty two cushions of the three seater, and not stopping until her lips were kissing along his thigh and onto his shaft.

Fuck, what had he done to deserve such a sexy fucking wife? And how did he say thank you?

'Mmmm,' Sakura moaned as she ran her tongue up the entirety of him, starting from base and not stopping until she was flicking her tongue off his already leaking tip. 'I've been thinking about this all day.'

He could tell.

Her hand was already on his balls, her fingers tickling and stroking playfully, making every kiss she placed against him after that sensual lick tingle with extra fire.

'You're so big,' Sakura groaned, kissing right at his base.

Naruto groaned, his hand sliding down her back, fingers centimetres from her ass, his fingernails scraping lightly over the small of her back, making Sakura giggle lightly.

Her breath tickling his shaft in turn.

'Wanna grab my ass sir?' She asked teasingly, as she wiggled it, the shadows cast by the nearby lamp making it look enrapturing to watch.

'Yes.'

Sakura kissed the very tip of his dick, in a long, slow suck of her lips and Naruto's eyes closed tight.

'Then do it.'

She lifted herself closer to his lap, her head fully over his crotch now, her kisses turning into rubbing her lips over his aching tip. Her breasts and nipples pressed into his thigh but most importantly right now, the move also brought her ass into squeezing distance.

And spanking.

'Oh! Mmmm, sir,' Sakura moaned over his dick as he brought his hand down on her peach of an ass and squeezed hard. 'Again please.'

He spanked her again, hard enough to jolt her forward and Sakura moaned even louder, dropping her head hard and taking half his dick in her mouth in one long suck.

'Fuck,' Naruto swore, spanking Sakura again and squeezing hard until every bob of his wife's head was met with a gasp and a moan as she swallowed up his dick over and over again.

The more he spanked and squeezed her now rolling ass, the faster and harder Sakura sucked him, her breathing growing as ragged as his until Sakura's hands, which had been playing with his balls idly, clung to the edge of the sofa and his thigh so tight it left white marks in his muscle.

'Mmmmmmmmmm,' Sakura moaned long and hard, making his dick throb through the humming and Sakura abandoned all else but dropping her face closer and closer to his base.

It felt so good Naruto couldn't keep up the spanking, both his hands instead shooting to Sakura's pink locks and pulling them into a messy ponytail, strands of pink silk threaded between his clenched fingers as he thrust up into her eager mouth.

And all the time Sakura moaned, getting somehow louder when Naruto started to pull her head back by her hair. Her eyes shooting open in delighted shock when he started, before closing slowly as her head rolled so more of her heavenly mouth could rub against his sensitive tip.

He was so close to cumming, he could feel it, the pulse in his base was growing deeper and quicker.

But sweet merciful fuck he didn't care. She wanted to suck his dick so hard she was going to have to wait ten minutes after? That's what she'd fucking do.

'Gonna,' he groaned out, his grip on Sakura's hair loosening.

His head rolled back into the cushion and he panted heavily, his body going limp in utter carnal surrender.

Which was when Sakura started moving again.

Before Naruto could acknowledge she wasn't still sucking his dick, she was on his lap, slipping him into her with a low, hungry moan.

'Baby,' Sakura moaned. 'Mmm, fuck, so big.'

Her arms wrapped around his neck, his finding her hips, and she started to roll against him hard, her body melding with his as he slid fully into her and back to half over and over, kisses catching breaths as Sakura rode him like her life depended on it.

Her fingers clung to his hair, her body all but trying to be absorbed into his, and her hips flowing back and forth as he felt the tell-tale flutter of her orgasm urging the growing pulse in his shaft to meet it.

She moaned out her first one into his ear, her body spasming in delight as they clung to each other, the squeak of the sofa trying to compensate for the extra weight it should probably be used to by now, filling the air almost as much as their moans.

It didn't have to wait long to rest though as Sakura's hips were still going and Naruto's release all but exploded out of him deep inside his wife moments later, Sakura's pussy trembling through another orgasm as Naruto kept thrusting through his own.

They collapsed onto the comfortable sofa, Sakura flopping entirely onto him as Naruto wrapped her up in a tight hug, their chests rolling together until they came back to a steady breathing pace, their breath merging in the air between them as they absently kissed whatever bits of each other's faces their lips could find.

Naruto took a few deep breaths and chuckled. 'Yeah, you're gonna miss me a whole lot.'

'You wait until your first night back.' Sakura giggled and pressed a breathy kiss against his jaw. 'Tonight's just a warm up for that. Maybe this time you'll be on time hm?'

He snorted, giving her ass a playful squeeze that earned him another giggle. 'I was late once.'

'Twice,' Sakura corrected, drawing a random pattern on his arm. 'But who's counting?'

They laughed together and Naruto pressed a soft kiss against her forehead. 'I love you.'

Sakura smiled and snuggled into his chest a little more. 'Love you more.'

They sat like that for a while, kissing and idly touching one another as they came back to planet Earth in each other's arms.

Nothing else in the world mattered but them and the sofa they were sitting on. Heaven really, it was heaven.

He really was going to miss her over the next week.

'We should probably clean up huh?' Sakura said after a few minutes. 'I'm beginning to feel sticky.'

Naruto snorted and placed another kiss against her forehead, making her smile on reflex. 'I'd apologise but someone called me sir.'

Sakura shrugged. 'Don't blame me for your kinks Naruto.'

'Uh huh,' Naruto said. 'My kinks.'

Sakura winked and groaned grumpily as she started to shift off of him. 'Seriously, clean off?'

'Yeah,' Naruto said, cos he was starting to feel sticky too and if they stayed on the sofa much longer, they were going to stain it. Again. 'Shower?'

'Yes.' Sakura nodded and stood reluctantly before grinning mischievously. 'If you're quick enough I'll let you make me even stickier.'

'Yes ma'am,' Naruto said cheekily earning a flirty smile from Sakura. 'And here I was worried you'd be worn out after your shift.'

'Me? When I have six more days' worth of sex to get out of you before you leave tomorrow? Never.' She put her hand to her chest in mock hurt. 'But if you need to stop …'

Oh a challenge was it?

Naruto wiggled his eyebrows at her and grinned. 'Run wife.'

Sakura made it to the start of the corridor that led to their bedroom, study and bathroom before Naruto caught her, by the ass, making her giggle girlishly as they hurried into the bathroom for round two.

And three.

They'd at least waited to get to the bedroom for round four.

And after a quick healing session they had even made it to the bed by rounds five, six and seven.

What? He was going to be away for seven days. And he was really going to miss his wife.

Besides what use was Sakura's medical jutsu, and his Jinchuuriki healing factor, if it couldn't help them in the bedroom too?

Exactly.

Glad you understand.

AN: Yes, this is very much one of those settings. Don't you worry about who Naruto's Genins are, or just how badly Mr and Mrs Uzumaki abuse medical jutsu so they can have more sex than is probably wise in a day.

Poor man is gonna have a limp that whole mission lol.

See you next time!