Episode 23.
Anal probes.
The Journey is finally over, Dipper Mark and their Friends have finally made it to Crossover town, There Dipper is reunited with Family Acquainted with new Friends and finds new enemies, While looming threat of Evil lurks everywhere, Mostly From the wrathful Lord Jargafar.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, While Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman look on blankly at the bus stop.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
Scratch: You cannot keep me-
Suddenly another bunch of Rocks fell to earth and Buried him Causing Cluny and Tak to gasp, Followed by a Large boulder, They gasped again, Than a giant ton of Bricks crushed him, Again they gasped, Than it caught fire and a plane came Crashing down in the pile Exploding into pieces.
Dipper woke up with a Scream.
Dipper: Whoa, You guys I just a crazy dream where we killed Ironclaw and were found by- Oh.
Dib and the others lay in a bunk bed opposite Dipper, Dib on bottom and Vana on the top, A head poked down from Dippers top bunk, It was Stewie, The talking baby who had greeted him.
Stewie: Hey would you keep it down? It's loud enough with Brains snoring without you nerd screaming in your sleep.
Brian woke up from where he lay.
Brian: Wh-What?
Vana: This coming from an abnormally intelligent baby, Who what does "Things with his Stuffed bear.
Stewie: I don't do things to Rupert he does things to me!
Vana: Whatever, Would you guys just shut up, I'm trying to get some sleep.
And Vana went back to bed.
Dipper racked his brain together.
Dipper: I still can't believe I did it… I destroyed the Alpha key.
Dib: You weren't shocked by it earlier.
Dipper: I guess… It was the only way to stop Ironclaw from killing us… Even though he would have done it anyway.
Stewie: Well, You must feel pretty badass about it huh?
Dipper: I… Not really, So… It's almost over.
Brian: Sparxs say we should at the Outskirts by Tomorrow, Badger and the others should be waiting for us in the Encampment.
Dib: Encampment? Why not inside the town.
Stewie: Oh hell no, Not going near that place, I mean Some of us are, but not all, There's been some weird things going on there lately and I for one want no part of it, Besides the people there are nuts.
Brian: Kinda like out old town.
Meanwhile.
Mark sat in his chair as he sipped down a cup of wine.
Mark: I'm gonna be honest I didn't think you were out looking for us too, I thought Kitty, Eric and Vana were the only ones.
The black cyborg monkey Mark was talking to simply Nodded.
Antauri: Trust me they weren't, We had gotten word that your team had disappeared in the North pole, (How you got lost their is completely Unknown.) As soon as word of your adventures in France and Ba sing se reached our ears,We were prepared to send out Other scout teams to find and assist you, That was when Ironclaw attacked.
Mark: Huh? You know I had no Idea how we ended up in the North pole either, Must have gone off course when the Egg carrier chased us.
Antauri: Hm, Most likely.
Mark: So, How have things bean?
Antauri: We've. managed to hold together, The sack on Caer dathyl left several of us drained, Confused and… Unsettled, Some of them have been waiting for good news ever since.
Mark: Well, With Scratch Ironclaw dead and the Avatar found, Perhaps this will lift morale up a bit.
Antauri: We can only Hope mark.
A voice was heard over the speaker in Antauri's room.
Chiro: Antuari, We're almost there.
Later.
Everyone gathered on the Bridge, All staring in anticipation at the Screen, Among the usual Characters, Were several new ones, Chiro, Sparkx, Nova, Otto and Gibson, Who along with Antauri made up teh Super robot Monkey team or Hperforce that Piloted the Giant robot they were currently in.
Aang: So this is it? We're almost there?
Mac: We're almost there!
Otto: This is like new years all over again!
As the Super Robot came out of the Clouds all could see it clearly now, The Weirdly small town that they had fought so hard to reach... Right there below them. ( And It was a complete let down, Because it was just some Redneck trash heap in the guise of a "Quiet little Mountain town called South park." )
Dib: Seriously, We came all this way for this place?
Katara: What a Dump!
Vana: Thank you, Several of us were born and raised here Bitch!
Sokka: That's Seriously Crossover town?
Sparx: Yep, May not look like much, But it's home, Down there on the Outskirts, That's the Freedom watch encampment.
Gibson: Ah, and there's a few of them come to greet us.
Down below a few figures were waiting for them, The super Robot made it's landing on the pad and allowed All aboard to Disembark, Meeting them were Four Animals, A Badger, A toad, A water Rat and a Mole.
Mark: Angus Badger, Good to see you again.
Badger: As to you Lieutenant, Glad to see you all made, In one piece.
Jack: You wouldn't believe it if we elaborated.
Toad: Jolly good to have you back chaps! Welcome to Crossover town all of you!
Mole: Here Here!
Mark:
Badger: Come, We'll show you around, The others will be waiting, Oh yes and get a cloak on the Avatar, We don't want any Excitement yet.
Aang scratched his Forehead than shrugged.
Aang: Fair enough.
Once Aang was in a Brown Cloak they all came into camp, Other heroes were scattered about, Doing random chores or other stuff.
Katara: Wow, Is this all?
Rat: Any that survived the Sack, Some of the rest are just other refugees affected by the war.
Mole: Some of them have gone into town, Your welcome to do so if you wish.
Mac: Good, I've been meaning to look up a few friends.
Mark: Jack, You take care Of Aang, Sokka and Katara, The rest of you do as you wish!
Dib: Do as wish? You mean?
Mark: Explore or something.
Vana: All right!
Eric: Yeah!
Kitty: Wooh!
Trever: Yay!
Dib: Cool.
Dipper: Nice!
Mark: Except Dipper.
Dipper: What?
Mark: We need to talk about a few things.
Dipper looked over at Dib and the others as they left, Dib looked back and Waved, Dipper waved back too.
No one noticed the Two Boys gazing sinisterly at Dipper, Before nodding to each other before scuttling off.
Meanwhile.
Dipper sat outside a medium sized Tent, Where Badger Chiro and Antauri were inside talking With Mark, Jack Aang and Katara, He couldn't hear what they were saying so he just picked some grass out of Boredom, His mind went back to everything that happened, But most of all… Was what Ironclaw had said.
Scratch: Ask me this boy, How long did you hope to survive? Longer than you parents did? Longer than. The Prime commander?
Dipper: How do you know my Parents?
Scratch: They never told you? Why did you think the dark lord sacked your town? Conquest? Pleasure?
Dipper slowly took up his blaster.
Scratch: No… Because your parents were there…
Dipper gasped at the Memory, What did he mean? What did his Parents ever do to… Him.
Katara came out of the tent.
Katara: Dipper, There ready to talk to you.
Dipper came over and entered, Just as Jack was showing them the Chaos Emerald.
Badger: So it's true… And the Alpha key?
Mark and Jack looked at each other.
Jack: Well… That's… Interesting.
Badger: What do you mean?
Mark: Well, During the Trip Several of Jargafars minions attacked us, They were joined by a mouse who we met at an abandoned air temple.
Jack pulled out a picture of him.
Jack: You know this "Damien Mouse?"
Antauri: Dr. Damien Martin Mouseington, A former member of the Science division, Until he defected and went mad, He disappeared six years ago.
Badger: Why was he with Jargafars Minions, And what about the Alpha key?
Aang: He was with Ironclaw when attacked us, They were after the Key, We defeated Damien and several of Jargafars officers, but We couldn't hold Scratch for long so we… May have Destroyed it.
Badger: W-What?!
Chiro: Yeah, That was our reaction to.
Jack: Plus Ironclaw died in the Process.
Mark: And fairness, Pretty generic and Pointless.
Badger: Generic and- Yeah actually it pretty much was… I suppose, Oh yes Dipper was it.
Dipper had been unnoticed the entire time.
Dipper: Yes, Sir?
Badger: You took a great risk in doing what you did, The loss of the Alpha key was a hard Sacrifice, But it was done nonetheless, You should be Honored for it.
Dipper: Thank you… Uh, Sir?
Antauri: However, There is the matter… Scratch Ironclaw.
Dipper: What about it?
Mark: Dipper, Ironclaw was Lord Jargafars second in command and you destroyed him.
Dipper: Yeah, I'm still coming to terms with that… To be honest.
Chiro: You did a great service to the Watch by killing him, The Prime commander is avenged… And Now Jargafars gonna want you dead even more now.
Dipper: Well when you put like th- Wait WHAT?!
Mark: And that's why your discharged.
Dipper: Discharged!?
Mark sighed and knelt down to his level.
Mark: Look, You've been a great help, You protected the Emerald well, Evan saved us from the Underworld, But…
Dipper: But what?
Mark: Look there are things you don't know and probably aren't ready for, Like a possibly angry dark overlord that's out to kill you.
Dipper: Yeah about that Scratch said Jargafar Attacked our town because my Parents were there, What does that mean?
Everyone looked surprised.
Mark: Scratch told you that?
Dipper: Yes.
Mark looked from Jack to badger.
Mark: Well…First off we can't answer that Dipper, Second the point is… Just follow me.
Dipper followed Mark outside the tent and went over to the side.
Mark: Look Dipper, The Journeys over, We got the Emerald and Aang somewhere safe, And well… You have been feeling tired right?
Dipper: I guess…
Mark: We're not dismissing the things you've done for everyone Dipper, It's just… Well, You've been feeling tired haven't you.
Dipper: I guess… Everything that's Happened the last two months, Everything I've been thrust into, I just maybe I need a break from it.
Mark nodded.
Mark: Well Dipper, I suppose that's what you need, That's why your out, You'll attend school here tomorrow, You've already ban in rolled somewhere and… Try not to get sucked in to the Things that go on here?
Dipper: What do you mean?
Mark: Well, I suppose you'll see, For now you'll sleep with Brian and Stewie, They'll look after you tonight.
Dipper: Why can't you?
Mark: I have… Things to take care of… Trust me, Everything will be fine.
Dipper: Okay.
Mark: Alright, Now go talk to Brian and Stewie.
Dipper walked off, As soon as he was gone, Jack came out.
Jack: You can't keep him in the dark forever, He'll learn things out himself on way or another.
Mark looked to the Ground.
Mark: Well… Then I may have to reveal his secrets, Not all of them.
Jack nodded.
Jack: So we meeting with the Mayor tomorrow.
Mark: Yeah, But first I have some Family matters To take care of Tomorrow.
The next day.
Dipper made sure he had everything the next day, Textbooks, Pencils Etc, Other things he would need for school, He evan got money to buy lunch.
Brian: So you know what bus stop your at?
Dipper: Yeah sure, Thanks for sheltering me.
Brain: Yeah your welcome, You might want to keep a low profile at school though, It's not every day that the kid who took out the Dark lords top guy, They might try and uh… Mooch off you?
Dipper: Really?
Brain: Trust me, It's kinda natural.
Stewie: You don't even know that for sure.
Brain: So? It's the case with Popular kids-
Dipper left the house, Deciding to let the two dish it out.
Stewie: Oh hey before you go, Watch out for that Female you! I swear there's a girl that looks like you.
Dipper heard stewie and was confused.
Dipper: Wait… Did Stewie mean?
As Dipper walked through the Neighborhood on his way to the Bus stop, He heard footsteps following him and a gasp, Dipper turned around…
Mabel: Dipper?!
Dipper: Mabel?!
Both twins Screamed with joy and Ran towards each other Embracing in a hug and swung around.
Dipper: Oh my gosh! You've bean here!? I-I didn't realize, I've been through alot, Nearly died several times… Have you been hearing about my travels? What have you been doing? I missed you so Much!
Mabel: I missed you too, Bro-Bro, You will not believe the things I've done.
Dipper and Mabel walked along together chatting Merily.
Dipper: So how's it bean with Uncle Henry and Aunt Valery?
Mabel: Great! They let me Keep Waddles! It took some… Convincing But they came around.
Dipper: Waddles is still around? That's wonderful! So you found "New people?"
Mabel: Heck yeah, And they're great! Well not as Great as Candy and Grenda were but, Their still cool, Oh hey there they are!
Dipper: Really? Wow more…
Dipper stopped suddenly, There at the Bus stop were Mabels Friends, Only they weren't Girls… They were Boys.
One wore a Brown coat with a Blue and Red poof ball hat, Another wore an Orange coat with a Green Ushanka, A Third one was a large fat kid in Yellow and sky blue hat similar to the First boys hat but more stretched out, And last on was dressed entirely in Orange Slightly Dirty Clothes, Mostly a Parka with a hood that covered his entire head.
Stan: Why is there a Genderbent version of the new girl?
Kyle: No Idea.
Mabel: Guys, Meet my Brother who was tragically separated from me after our Town got burned down by a Bloodthirsty madman! Dipper!
Dipper: Uh, Hi!
Mabel Dipper, Meet my guy friends! Stan!
Stan: Hi!
Mabel: kenny!
Kenny: (Mfph)
Mabel: Cartman!
Cartman: Sup!
Mabel: And Kyle!
Kyle: Aw Damn it!
Dipper: What?
Kyle: My little Brother is trying to follow me to school again!
At Kyles leg was a small Baby with a Flopping head.
Ike: Ze fu Niner!
Kyle: Ike! You can't come to school with me!
Cartman: Yeah! Go home you little dildo!
Kyle: Dude! Don't call my Brother a Dildo!
Stan: What's a dildo?
Kyle: I don't know, But I bet He doesn't know either!
Cartman: I know what it means!
Kyle: Well? What?
Cartman: I'm not telling you!
Stan: What's a dildo Kenny?
Kenny muffled something Dipper couldn't make out.
Cartman: Yep, That's what Kyle's little Brother is all right!
The other Three boys laughed, Until Kyle swung his Brother in Cartman's face, Knocking to the Ground.
Dipper: Whoa!
Stan: Sweet dude!
Dipper: Wha-?
Kyle: Yeah check this out, Ready Ike? Kick the Baby!
Ike: Don't kick the Baby!
Kyle: Kick the Baby!
Kyle Punted Ike to the Other side of the Road where he Crashed into some Mailboxes, Dipper was Horrified!
Mabel: Haha! There hilarious.
Cartman got up and yawned.
Kenny: (Whoa cartman, Looks like you didn't get enough sleep last night!)
Cartman: That's because I was having these bogus nightmares.
Kyle: Really? What about?
Cartman: Well, I dreamt I was in my bed.
Cartman: In the Dark, When all of a sudden this bright big light filled the room, Than slowly my bedroom door began to open, And the Next thing I remember, I was being dragged through a hallway.
Cartman: Week!
Cartman: And then there were these big Aliens that wanted to operate on my ass, And they had these big heads and Black eyes-
Flashback ends.
Stan: Dude! Visitors!
Dipper: Huh?
Cartman: What?
Kyle: That wasn't a dream, Those were Real!
Cartman: No it was just a dream my mom said so.
Mabel: Visitors are real! Kenny's Brother said so! They kidnap people and Murder Cows.
Cartman: Shut up you guys you're just trying to make me scared!
?: Oh, Not scared enough Fatso.
The kids Turned around to find some Other Boys standing near them.
Derick: So, You're Pines huh? Heard you killed a Dangerous Villain, Pretty Famous eh?
Dipper: Uh… I…
Dipper than looked at the Four other Boys this kid was Surrounded by, One was Red haired and wore a Green shirt with Freckles on his checks, With a green sun of his Shirt and Black pants held up by a Black belt, The Second was a Smug looking boy in a Purple shirt with yellow Suspenders, and a black tie, The last two Stood between him like bodyguards, One looked like him but with a cleaner haircut, wore a blue shirt with a color and pocket and the Other had little to no hair and wore a Purple and Grey shirt with Black suspenders like the Second boy.
Derick: Oh, That's Chandler, He's Terrance and their Bill and Fosse, And I'm Richards, Derick RIchards.
Mabel cut in front of the two.
Mabel: He's not here for your shit Richards.
Derick dropped his Smirk.
Derick: Oh right, I didn't realize you were related to freaks, Like Mabel here.
Mabel: And what's that supposed to mean?!
Derick: Nothing, It's just that I didn't realize Crazed Maniacs and Nuts could be related.
Mabel: Oh yeah Well, Crazed Maniacs are creative I'll have you know, Your hair for Instance, Just makes you look like a F ?!ing Gresser.
Derick: Maybe that's just the looking I'm going for Bitch! Maybe your Parents could have at least- Oh that's right You don't-
Kenny: (That's enough!)
Derick: No one asked you to butt in Muffle boy!
And he shoved Kenny to the Ground.
Mabel: Oh no you didn't!
Before a fight could break out, A car suddenly stopped right at the Bus stop and a Man came out, A large Fat Black man with a Black beard, A chefs hat and a red shirt.
Chef: Hey Richards! That's enough of your Slander!
Derick wisely backed off as did his Minions, He and the Pines gave one last glare at each other before he slunk off.
Chef: Hello there Children.
Kids: Hey chef.
Chef: You alright?
Mabel: Yeah thanks to you, This is my Brother Dipper!
Chef: Dipper Pines?, Glad to finally meet you.
Dipper: Thanks.
Stan: Hey Chef, What's gonna be for lunch today?
Chef: Well, Today its sauce berry steak with Buttered noodles a choice of Green Bean casserole or Vegetable Medley.
Cartman: Kickass.
Chef: Say did any of you Children see the Visitors last night?
Cartman's eyes widened.
Kyle: Yeah, Cartman saw it.
Cartman: No! T-that was just a dream!
Chef: Oh was it the ones with a big Grey heads and the Black eyes?
Cartman gasped.
Stan: Yeah, they took him aboard their ship.
Chef: Oh, Did they give you an anal probe?
Dipper: A what?
Chef: That's when they put this big metal something up your butt.
Cartman: NO! I mean… Why would they do that?
Dipper: Aliens stuck something up his butt?
Cartman: Shut up!
Chef: Well I gotta get to school, You all watch Eric now he could be under alien control.
Chef turned around and the Back of his Shirt was an Alien head with the word "Believe" under it, Cartman's blood went cold.
Mabel: Wow, Sorry about your ass Cartman.
Cartman: They didn't do anything to my Ass! It was all a dream!
The Bus soon rolled up and opened the door, The kids climber aboard and met the Driver, A large Fat ugly woman with a bird in her hair.
Mabel: Good Morning miss Crabtree!
Mrs. Crabtree: Sit down! We're running late!
The kids took their seats and the Bus pulled away, Kyle looked out the window to see his Brother standing back at the bus stop.
Kyle: Damn it He's still there.
Stan: Ah relax Don't worry about him.
Kyle: No Dude! If anything happens to him, My parents are gonna kill me!
Mrs. Crabtree: Sit down back there! AAAGGGHHH!
Stan: Yeah whatever you fat bitch.
Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Stan: I-I said I have a bad itch.
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.
Dipper: So… How long have you been hanging out with these guys?
Mabel: Since I started going to there Bus stop.
Before Dipper could say more, He heard Kyle gasp.
Kyle: Oh my God!
Dipper looked out the back window and saw it Ike held between two Aliens!
Dipper: AAAAGHH!
Stan Kenny and Mabel looked back and were Horrified.
Mabel: AGHH!
Stan: Visitors!
Kenny muffled something and pulled his hood shut.
Kyle: Ike! Stop the Bus!
Kyle got out of his seat and ran up to Mrs. Crabtree.
Kyle: Mrs. Crabtree, You have to stop the bus!
Mrs. Crabtree: Do you want an office referral!
Kyle: N-No.
Mrs Crabtree: Than sit down!
She then roared at the top of her lungs, Sending Kyle screaming back to his seat.
Mabel: Cartman! Are those the same visitors you saw!?
Cartman hadn't noticed anything that went on behind him.
Cartman: Shut up you guys this isn't working.
Kyle: Oh my God Oh my God… What do we Do, What do we do!?
Stan: Kyle, Relax, We'll get him back.
Dipper: Not really sure how, That fat bitch won't let us.
Mrs. Crabtree: What did you say!?
Mabel: Uh, He said Rabbits eat lettuce.
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh, Well yes they certainly do.
She then swerved and sent the kids flying into the Kids opposite them.
Meanwhile.
An alien spacecraft soared through the sky, With the people below oblivious to it, Mark walked up to a Greyish green house and knocked on the door.
?: For the last time, We did not ask for a giant trampoline again!
Mark: Who said anything about a Trampoline?
The door opened and a man appeared, He was dressed in Blue green shirt and Black trousers, And had ginger hair just like Mark, Only he also had a beard.
Harrold: Mark?
Mark: Hello little Brother.
Harrold: Mark Testaburger, It is you!
Harrold embraced his Brother in hug.
Mark: Haha, Bean a while Harrold, Bean well?
Harrold: As well as can, Come on, Come in! Come in!
Harrold Ushers Mark into the House, He took off his cloak and hung it on a Clothes Hanger, He also removed his Gauntlets too.
Harrold: Tea? Or maybe something a little stronger? Honey! Marks here.
Mark: Perhaps some Strawberry cordial?
A woman came downstairs at this, She was dressed in a White shirt and Collar, A blue Cardigan, Brown skirt and Gold earrings, She also had Black hair.
Mark: Hello Valory.
Valory: Mark, Good to see you.
Mark: Same here, Things good here?
Valory: Fine thank you.
Harold: How's life out in the field?
Mark: My head wasn't blown off, Does that count?
They all laughed, Harrold brought in two beakers and a bottle of Strawberry cordial, He undid the cap and poured into the Cups, Mark took a sip.
Mark: Ah, Good stuff.
Harrold: So I heard you brought back a few things…
Mark: Yeah, A Lot of stuff out there… You wouldn't believe it if I told you.
Valory: That intense?
Mark: Pretty much, I honestly don't know where to start, So how have things been here?
Harrold: All good, Things have been quiet-ish, A Lot of dead cows lately.
Mark: Dead cows?
Valory: Yeah, A Lot farmers have been reporting their cattle stock mauled to pieces by something, No one knows what though.
Mark pondered this.
Mark: Sounds like something funny's going on, So how's Mabel?
Harrold: She good… I think she's taken the whole… You know… Surprisingly well…
Mark looked down saldy at this…
Mark: Well… That's good for her…
Valory: She also had us… Keep the pig, He's out back now I think.
She got up to go check, Leaving Mark and Harrold alone.
Mark: So where is she?
Harrold: She went off to school.
Mark: Really? Dipper's going there too! I sent him there this morning.
Harrold; Really? That's great! They'll love seeing each other again!
Mark: I'm just worried about their assigned Teacher though…
Harrold: Really? Who's that?
Meanwhile.
Dipper felt he was already in a good dream turned nuts, He was placed in a fourth grade class. (Which was weird because he was thirteen.) And the teacher was an old man with a Puppet.
Mr Garrison: And now Children, Our friend Mr Hat is going to tell us all about Christopher Columbas.
Mr Hat: That's right Mr Garrison, Chrispother Columbas discovered america and was the Indians best friend! He helped the Indians win their war against Fredrick douglas and freed the Hebrews win their war against Christopher columbas.
Dipper: This is Bullshit.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't come home without my Brother, My dad will start saying "Where's your Brother Kyle, You weren't looking out for your Brother Kyle-
Stan: Okay dude enough.
Kyle: "You know he can't think on his own yet Kyle, Wash and Floos Kyle, WHERE HAS THAT FINGER BEEN KYLE?!"
Dipper: Jesus, Issue much?!
Mr Garrison: Is there a Problem boys?
Kyle: Yes, Mr Garrison I have to go now.
Mr Garrison: Why? Another Prostate Tumor?
Kyle: No I little Brother's bean abducted by aliens.
There was a long pause and then the Kids in the Class Started laughing.
Stan: It's true! We saw it ourselves, And they gave Cartman an anal probe!
Cartman laughed Nervously.
Cartman: Hehe… That's uh, That's a little joke.
Kyle got out of his seat and went up to the front desk.
Kyle: Please Mr Garrison, I have to go, Can I please excused from class?
Mr Garrison: Hm, Well I don't know Kyle, You'll have to ask Mr Hat.
Kyle: I don't want to ask Mr Hat, I'm asking you!
Mr Garrison: No, I think you should ask Mr Hat.
Mr Hat: Yeah Kyle, Ask me.
Kyle groaned.
Kyle: Mr Hat, May I please be excused from class?
Mr Hat: Well Kyle, NO! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!
Mr Garrison: Hm, Guess you'll have to take your seat Kyle.
Kyle: Damn it!
Kyle angrily went back to his seat, Cartman laughed.
Cartman: Ha! Mr Hat yelled at you!
Than suddenly, Flames started coming out of Cartman's rectum.
Dipper: What the?!
The Flames suddenly flew out of Cartman's ass
Mabel: Oh my god! He's farting Fire!
Stan: What's going on!?
Cartman: Shut up it's nothing!
Dipper: The Probe, It must be shooting fire from His Rectum.
More flames spued out and made contact with the head of a British kid Named Pip!
Mr Garrison: Eric do you need to sit in the Corner until your Faming gas is under control?
Cartman didn't answer, Pip just ran around the Room with his head aflame!
Meanwhile.
Mark and Harrold Stroled outside the house together.
Harrold: So Scratch is dead?
Mark: Yes… And the Alpha key is destroyed.
Harrold: Well… That is something, And about this… Last airbender.
Mark: Ah Aang yes, I've been meaning to get to that, And this.
Mark Pulled the Chaos Emerald from his pocket and showed it to Harrold.
Harrold: Oh… This hasn't been seen since the scattering… And also those Fiascos with Chaos, The space colony ark and the Black arms invasion.
Mark: Oh yeah, I forgot about those times.
Harrold: You know Jargafar had Caer Dathyl sacked for them.
Mark: Yes, What could he want with them.
Harrold: I don't know.
Jack: Hey Mark!
Harrold and Mark looked to see Jack coming over to them, Followed by Aang and Katara.
Jack: We were just looking for you.
Aang: Whoa Another Mark?
Mark: Oh right, Kids meet my Brother Mark.
Harrold: Hello.
Mark: Harrold You know Jack, These are Aang and Katara.
Katara: Pleased to meet you.
Aang: Hey.
Harrold: Well I never… An Airbender? After all this time.
Jack: He's also the Avatar.
Harrold Gasped.
Harrold: No…
Aang: Yeah I am.
Harrold: Oh my god…
Before anything more could be said, A herd of Cows stampede past, Followed by a cop car.
Officer Barbrady: Come back here cows!
Katara: Uh, What was that?
Jack: Usual Crazies…
Meanwhile.
It was lunch time now and it was packed with Kids eating, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny were lined up waiting for lunch, Some kids were looking at Dipper others were talking to each other.
Jewish kid: So than I had bad Gas.
Jason: Yeah super sweet killer.
Cartman let out a Flaming gas cloud out.
Cartman: Man, I sure am hungry.
Dipper: How can you eat when your farting fire?
Cartman: Shut up Asshole.
A boy came up behind Cartman, He wore a Sky Blue Shirt, Dark green pants, and Blonde hair that looked like a tuft.
Butters: Uh, Hi there you Dipper pines?
Dipper: Uh yeah?
Butters: Well, I'm Leopald, But everybody calls me Butters, I wanted to ask, Is it true?
Dipper: Is what true?
Butters: That your the guy who took out Scratch Ironclaw?
Mabel: You better believe it.
Dipper: Mabel…
Butters: Wow, That's awesome! We should be friends, That Way I would get picked on less.
Dipper: Uh, Okay…?
?: Oh my god It's him!
Two girls immediately went up to Dipper with wide eyes, One wore a red Coat with Frizzy blonde hair, And the other wore a Dark blue Coat with Red hair.
Red: OMG It is him! The kids who Killed Scratch Ironclaw!
Bebe: You've Avenged us! You've Avenged us All!
Mabel: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Ladies ease off, You already know my Brother.
Bebe: This kids your Brother.
Dipper: You should have already known that…
Bebe and Red were his Cousins best Friends, Who came with her during one of her visits to Piedmont, Dipper remembered to have not liked Bebe, Considering her to be Prissy and Stupid Girls, Who Red seamed more tombayish.
Kyle: So what do you guys want?
Bebe: Oh right, Stan this is for you.
Red: Yeah from your love interest.
Bebe handed stan a note and the two girls giggled away.
Dipper: Love interest?
Mabel: Yeah should have mentioned that by now.
Butters: Well geez what does the note say?
Stan read the note.
Stan: Holy crap! It says she wants to meet me at Starks pond, After school!
Mabel: Wow, Maybe you could kiss her.
Kyle: Or slip on her tongue.
Kenny muffled something else.
Stan: What? How do you know she has a Cat?
Kenny shrugged.
Cartman: That's never gonna happen, You just throw up when she talks to you.
Stan: No I don't!
Mabel: Yeah you do.
Dipper: Uh who are you talking about?
Mabel: You'll see…
Dipper: What's that supposed to-
Kyle: We don't have time for this, We need to find a way out of school to get my little brother back!
The line moved up and the kids were met with Chef.
Chef: Hello there Children.
Kids: Hey chef.
Chef: How are you doing?
Kyle: Bad.
Chef: Why bad?
Kyle: Chef? Have you ever had something happen to you? But nobody believed you?
Chef: Oh Children, That's a problem we all have to face in life, Hear let me sing you a little song about it.
On que, Music started playing out of nowhere and chef started swaying back and forth.
Chef: I'm gonna make love to ya Woman!
Gonna lay you down by the Fire!
And Carrese your womanly body!
Make you moan and Perspire!
Gonna get those juices
Stan: Uh Chef.
Flowin, We make love baby.
Stan: Chef?
Love Baby, Love Baby
Love Love Love Love
BABY!
Stan: CHEF!
Chef stopped singing.
Chef: Uh, Do you feel better?
Kyle: No!
Dipper: What the Hell kind of song was that?!
Chef: Oh come on What could possibly be so wrong? It's sauceberry stake day.
Mabel: The Aliens took Kyle's baby Brother.
Chef: What?!
Chef Ran up in front of them.
Chef: What the Hell are you kids doing here eating sauceberry stake, Go find him Damn it!
Dipper: We can't, Mr Garrison won't let us, He thinks we're making it up.
Cartman: You are making it up.
And a bout of Flame erupt from Cartman's Ass and a Long Metallic something came out, It had two arms and a large Eye like head, Cartman barely noticed it.
Mabel: Woah! Awesome!
The thing retreated back in Cartman's ass.
Cartman: What?
Kyle: What was that.
Chef turned Cartman around and Looked at his Ass.
Chef: It was some kind of Symbiotic metamorphic size device, It could mean the visitors want to communicate with us.
Butters: Wow,
Cartman turned around a scowled
Cartman: Oh I see, So you guys are gonna join in on the little joke huh?
Chef: It's no joke children, This is big!
Kyle: But how do we get Ike back, If I don't, My parents are gonna Slaughter me.
Chef thought for a moment.
Chef: Well you might as well talk that Out with Mr Mackey, The School counselor.
Later.
Mr Mackey: I'm tired of Seeing you in my office, You get sent here Every day Craig!
Craig: I know.
Mr Mackey: Why can't you behave?
Craig: I don't know.
Mr Mackey: Well, I tell you what, If you don't shape up, M'kay and behave, Your gonna be held back a grade if-
Craig flipped him off Mid sentence.
Mr Mackey: Did you just flip me off?!
Craig: No.
Mr Mackey: Yes you did you just flipped me the bird, Now see this is what-
Craig flipped him off again.
Mr Mackey: There you just did it again!
Craig: No I didn't.
Mr Mackey: Yes you did and until you stop flipping people off you can just go back in line next!
Craig got out of his seat and went to the door, At that moment, Dipper, Mabe, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters came in.
Mr Mackey: Hello kids, M'kay.
Butters: Hey Craig.
Craig said nothing, He just flipped off Dipper as he went out.
Mabel: It's his thing.
Mr Mackey: M'kay, Now you must be the new kid, Dipper is it, Well I'm Counselor Mackey, M'kay and if you-
Dipper: Thank you but, We kinda have other Problems.
Mr Mackey: What kind?
Stan: Kyle's farting fire and Aliens kidnapped Kyle's brother.
Mr Mackey: What?
Cartman: Don't believe them Mr Mackey, They're just trying to
Cartman Farted more fire out his Rectum.
Mr Mackey: Oh My! M'kay, Uh, Eric you should probably go home, Until you get that Under control.
Kyle: And what about me?
Mr Mackey: Well Kyle, I highly doubt live aliens abducted your brother, M'kay, He could simply be lost, M'kay, Or probably at home, In fact maybe I could call-
Kyle: NO Don't!
Mackey stopped before he could pick up the phone.
Stan: Listen Sir, If it's alright with you we'll just… Take Cartman home ourselves.
Mr Mackey: Hm, I'm not sure that's something students should be allowed to do, That's more of an adult thing and-
Cartman Farted Fire once more, THis time it set a bookcase alight, Mackey fell out of his chair in alarm.
Mr Mackey: Oh Jesus, Uh Go right ahead kids get him out of here! M'kay!
The kids Scrambled out of the Office as fast as they could.
Mr Mackey: Somebody call 911!
Meanwhile.
The Testaburgers, Jack, Aang and Katara rode down town in the Tesaturgers car.
Katara: I gotta say this town doesn't seem half bad.
Aang: Where are we going again?
Jack: Badger wants us to Present you to the Mayor, I told you this off screen.
Aang: Oh yeah.
Mark: What for though?
Valory: It's the Richards, Their at it again.
Katara: The Who?
Harrold: Basically the Malfoys if they were more like House Bolton from Game of Thrones.
Valory: Mrs Richards is before the City Council now, This time the Familys attacking the Royal Council openly.
Mark: And us too no doubt.
Jack: If you ask me, They should have locked up in Caer Ungol years ago.
Mark: Perhaps, But nothing will come of it, Richards are more Politician than Fighters.
Harrold: Or the other way around, Depending on what you hear or Believe.
Mark: Either way there dangerous… Especially with their… Ties.
The Car soon came up to the Mayor's Office.
Meanwhile.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Cartman trudged along, THe latter kids save for Dipper singing merrily.
Kids: We got out of school, No more school today!
As they sang another verse, Cartman farted Flames once again.
Cartman: AH! My ass, You guys Seriously!
Dipper: Man, It's getting worse by the Minute.
Butters: What do we do?
Kyle: You think we could use it to get my Little Brother back?
Cartman growled.
Cartman: Would stop going on about your little Brother!? I know it was just a dream, I know I don't hav an Anal Probe and I am not Under Alien Control!
(Zap)
Cartman: I love to singa, About the Moona and the Juna and the Springa,
I love to singa, About a sky of blue or a tea for two-
(Zap)
The other kids Stared on in shock.
Stan: What the Heck was that?!
Mabel: He is under alien control!
Dipper: Yeah that thing in his Butt is linked up to the Visitors!
Carmtan: Shut up already I'm not under alien control!
Kyle just walked up and Shouted in Cartmans ear.
Kyle: HEY! IF YOU VISITORS CAN HEAR ME! BRING ME BACK MY BROTHER GOD DAMN IT!
Suddenly, An alien spacecraft came out of the Sky.
Dipper: Oh my god…
Stan: It's them!
Kyle: Give me back my Brother!
Dipper: Mabal do you have Camera on you?
Mabel: I have a phone.
Dipper: Good.
But suddenly Kyle threw a rock at the Spaceship and it bounced off, In retaliation, THe Ship fired and Hit Kenny, Sending him flying into the Road.
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastards!
The ship than flew off.
Kyle: Come back here COME BACK!
Dipper: Damn it! We were so close!
Butters: Uh Not really.
Stan: Hey look, Kennys alright!
Kenny stood back up and called after the other kids, Than got stampeded by a bunch of Cows, He got back up, Only to be run over by a Police Car.
Officer Barbrady: I'll get you cows!
The kids walked over to his Mangled body, Dipper and Butters were the most Horrified.
Dipper: Oh my god…
Mabel: Poor Kenny.
Stan: Now do you believe us Cartman?
Cartman: No.
Kyle: What?! But they killed Kenny.
Cartman: He's not dead!
Mabel: He is too! Kenny's dead!
She picked up a stick and poked Kenny with it.
Mabel: See?
Cartman: GOD DAMN IT I DIDN"T HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!
Kyle: He's dead Cartman!
Kyle pulled Kennys head to Emphasize!
Dipper: Dear lord!
Cartman: You know what? Screw you guys I'm going home!
Kyle: Go home than you fat chicken! You guys are all I have left now.
Stan: Sorry dude, I gotta get to Stark's pond.
And Stan walked off.
Kyle: Oh come on! What about Ike? He must be so scared, Up there all alone.
Dipper: Without someone Kicking him into Mailboxes.
Kyle: Huh?
Dipper: You don't actually care about your Brother do you?
Kyle: I- I Of course I care!
Dipper: No you don't! Your just scared Your Parents will hurt you if your not with him!
Mabel: Not exactly a bad thing.
Dipper: If you want him back, Get him yourself! Don't drag us around to be Blasted! C'mon guys.
And with that, Dipper, Mabel and Butters followed after Stan.
Kyle: Rats.
Meanwhile.
Aang, katara, Jack and the Testaburgers walking into the Building as they heard a woman's voice!
Mrs Richards: This Defensive is Suicide! The watch has Proven themselves a fail order of Weaklings, The Sack of their home is proof enough!
Mark: Uh Huh, Definitely Mrs Richards, With the words of her husband too.
They reached the door.
Jack: Wait listen.
Jack pressed his Ear against the door.
Gerald: Some of them Killed Scratch Ironclaw, The very Creature that led the Sack.
Mrs. Richards: So what? We have no proof of this, And Neither does the Royal Council, Which brings us to another thing! Their Cowardice does us no favors either.
Mayor Mcdaniels: In hindsight They have our own lands to consider, Especially after Jargafars capture of Agrabah.
At this, Jack opened the door and walked in with the others.
Linda: If anything we need the Freedom watch If Jargafar turns his sights on us.
Mrs. Richards: Than perhaps we should seek out his Rivals for help.
Sheila: Side with Villains?!
Skeeter: Unspeakable!
Randy: Have you no sense?! They cannot be trusted?
Srg Yates: Who would you seek help from uh? Maleficent? The Horned king? Frollo?
Mrs Richards: Hear me! We cannot rely on the Defensive forever, A superior arsonal is all we can hope for! If not than we-!
She stopped when she saw who was behind her, Mrs Richards and Black hair and Dark brown eyes, She wore a Black Dress with a tint of Blue, Her skin indicated she was of Latino descent and yet her Accent sounded Uncharacteristically English.
Mrs Richards: Ah, We were just talking about you.
Mark: That's refreshing Mavis usually your Preaching about us.
A few Sniggering From the Council was heard.
Mark: Mayor McDanials, We have something to Present.
Aang emerged from behind Valory.
Mavis: Who's this? Some Buddhits spouting namaste?
Aang: Okay first off, I'm not a Buddhits, Fuck those posers and second I'm Aang, The Last airbender.
A collective gasp and Murmur rose from the Council.
Sgt Yates: There are no Airbenders.
Jack: This one is, And the Avatar to boot.
Mavis: Ha! Avatar? Is this some pretenders joke?
Sheila: Send him away!
Skeeter: Let's get back to business!
Valory: Wait! Wait this is the Avatar!
Aang: I can prove it to, Watch this…
There was a long pause and then… Aang did that stupid Kyosji Island trick.
Mayor McDaniels: What… What is that?
Mark: Its airbending.
Gerald: So he is an airbender?
Harrold: Uh… Yeah.
Jack: He did a lot more powerful airbending on the Journey trust me.
Linda: So it's true than? Ironclaw is dead?
Mark: Yes and as to the Journey-
Meanwhile.
Cartman came home and slammed the door behind him.
Liane: Hello Eric.
Cartman: Hi mom.
Liane: How was school.
Cartman: It left me pissed off.
Liane: Here, I made you powdered donut cupcake surprise.
Cartman: I don't want Powdered donut cupcake surprise, Everyone at school called me fat!
Liane: Your not fat, Your big boned.
Cartman: That's what I said.
Liane: You can have an Incy Wincy bit can't you?
Cartman: No!
Liane: Just a wincy incy woo woo?
Cartman: No Leave me alone!
Cartman than brushed past his Mother.
Liane: How about a nice chocolate chip and pot pie than?
Cartman stopped when he heard this.
Cartman: I guess that sound pretty good.
He hopped on the couch, While his mom went to the Kitchen.
Cartman: Oh and mom?
Liane: Yes hon?
Cartman: If Kyle or the New kid comes over, I'm not here okay?
Liane: Sure, You want some cheesy poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want cheesy poofs.
Meanwhile at Starks pond.
It was the time after school and Stan was at Starks pond, Soon joined by Dipper, Mabel, Butters and Kyle, The pond was a large lake with a Large forest off to the side, They were standing near a bench not far from a sign with the Lakes name and an old tree.
Butters: Well geez, Guess she's not coming Stan.
Stan: But her note said she'd be here.
Dipper: Okay seriously who is your love interest?
Mabel: Yeah I probably should have mentioned this before.
Mabel took Dipper to the Side.
Mabel: You know Wendy right?
Dipper: Of course I know Wendy, How could I not-
Mabel: Not that Wendy.
Dipper: What do you mean not that-?
?: You wanna stop talking in corners?
Behind them was a girl around Stan, Kyle and Butters age, Clad in a Purple coat, Yellow pants and a pink berat.
Dipper: Wendy.
Dipper deadpand and came over to the scowling girl.
Wendy: Mason Dipper.
Dipper: Wendy testaburger.
Mabel: Yep, That's our cousin folks.
Butters: You're her Cousin?
Dipper: So, Your looking nice.
Wendy: Still gushing over "Mysteries."
Dipper: Yeah, Still Fighting over "Girls rights" Or, Something?
Wendy: Women's rights.
Dipper: Yeah, Yeah…
Wendy: …
After a few Moments the Two started laughing and Wendy jumped into Dippers arms.
Wendy: It's wonderful to see you again Dipper!
Dipper: Haha! You know I barely managed to Remember you.
Butters: Wait, Do they hate each other or?
Mabel: No There cool.
Stan: He's her cousin?!
Wendy: Oh right Hi Stan.
Stan than vomited.
Wendy: Ew!
Mabel: Yeah you can't talk to Stan Wendy, He throws up when you do.
Wendy: Why Stan?
Stan threw up again.
Wendy: Ew!
Mabel: Comedy!
Stan: Wait, That's the kid who throws up on her?
Kyle: Okay enough! You and Stan just get this over with so we can go find my Brother?
Wendy: Why what happened?
Meanwhile.
Cartman sat in his eating cheesy poofs and watching the news.
TV Anchor: We will continue to cover the Story of the Horned King's growing political and military might, In other news as more UFO sightings increase, More mysterious patterns begin to appear all around Crossover town, In crop circles which when viewed from above, From Strange patterns.
The Camera panned up to show Cartman's image in the form of a Crop circle.
Cartman: Huh, That kinda looks like… Tom sallic.
News Anchor: Could it be that More Aliens are trying to make contact with us here on Earth?
As the news went on, Cartman's cat slunk over purring in a pleading manor
Mr Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, This is my pot pie!
Mr Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No Kitty that's a bad Kitty,
Mr Kitty: Meow!
Cartman: No Kitty it's mine!
Mr Kitty: Hiss!
Cartman: MOM! Mr Kitty's being a dildo!
Liane: Well I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?
Meanwhile.
Mayor McDaniels: So it's true, the Avatar has Returned.
A collective "Awe." Was heard.
Mavis: Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say, Welcome Avatar, Your Presence emboldens us all in these dark times.
Aang: Thank you.
Mayor McDaniels: So Lieutenant, What about the Emerald.
Mark: It will kept under our watch until This Council decides what to do with it.
Gerald: Hm, A wise course of Action.
Skeeter: Here, here.
As the Meeting went on, Jack and Katara noticed Mavis slink out of the room, With a dark scowl.
Jack: Hmm, She's up to something, I can feel it.
Meanwhile.
Kyle: And now I have to go home without him, And My Parents are gonna kill me.
Wendy: Well, Why don't you get Cartman?
Kyle: Huh?
Butters: Why?
Wendy: Well, If Cartman has something stuffed up his Ass, Maybe the Visitors are using him as part of their plan.
Mabel: What are you saying.
Wendy: We should use Cartman as bait to bring the Visitors back.
Kyle: Hey! Your Right Wendy, C'mon you guys we have to go get Cartman!
Kyle than hurried off, Wendy followed.
Wendy: C'mon Stan!
Stan barfed on the Back of Wendy!
Wendy: Ew!
Dipper: C'mon you.
Dipper grabbed Stans Arm and pulled him along, Mabel and Butters followed.
Later.
At Cartman's house, Mr Kitty was still begging for Pot pie.
Mr Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: NO Kitty, You can't have any!
Mr Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!
Than Cartman Farted Flames that set Mr Kitty alight and he shot off like a flaming rocket, All over the House.
Cartman: Excuse me Kitty.
Liane opened the Door and Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Wendy and Butters entered.
Liane: Eric, Look who's here.
Cartman: Oh God…
Mabel: C'mon Cartman! We're gonna go play at the Bus stop!
Cartman: I can't my mom says-
Liane: That's okay Eric, I think you need to spend time with your little Friends.
Cartman: But Mom, I don't want to spend time with my-
Liane: Don't be difficult Eric!
Cartman: Okay.
Cartman than sulked after the other kids.
Cartman: THis better be fun.
Dipper: Oh it will, it will.
And with that, They kids left the House, Unaware of Lianes eyes fixed on Dipper and Mabel.
Liane: Does Randy know…?
Later.
That night, They tied Cartman up to a Tree on the Outskirts of town near the Freedom watch encampment.
Cartman: You guys! I need to get home!
Butters: Don't worry Eric, This rope will make sure you're not taken on board again.
Cartman tugged at the Rope for a while.
Mabel: How come the Visitors Aren't coming for him?
Dipper: I don't know, Maybe we should signal them somehow.
Cartman once again passed flaming gas.
Wendy: Maybe like that?
Kyle: Hey yeah, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FART SOME MORE CARTMAN!
Cartman farted again, But this Time, Something more Happened, As Cartman Farted a Large satellite Dish emerged and Transformed behind him, Cartman didn't notice.
Stan: WHOA!
Mabel: Now do you believe us Cartman!
Cartman: You guys can't scare me! I know you're making it all up!
Dipper: Making it all- There's a giant satellite Dish emerging from your Ass!
Cartman: Sure you guys Whatever!
The Satellite dish fired a beam into space, It could be scene for miles around
Mr Garrison: I tell you there's some crazy stuff going on in this town.
Mr Hatt: You can say that again Mr Garrison.
Back with the Kids, Before Cartman could say another word Several Alien spacecraft appeared over him.
Kyle: Come down here you stinking aliens!
As if on Cue, The visitors came down from their ship, Kyle Stuttered.
Stan: Go on Dude.
Kyle: Uh… Visitors, This morning you took my Brother Ike, He's the little Freckled kid that looks like a football, At first I was happy you took him away, But I've learned something today, That having a little Brother is a pretty special thing, Aw Heck Mr visitors I'm just a kid all alone in this Crazy world But if you could find it in your Hearts or whatever you have to give my Brother back to me, It sure would make my life brighter again.
Stan: That was beautiful dude.
Kyle: Did it work.
THe Visitors turned to leave.
Dipper: No it didn't.
Wendy: HEY YOU SCRAWNY SHITS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MUST BE SOME BEEP TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!
Stan: WOW!
Mabel: Yeah!
Dipper: You go Cous!
Wendy: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU BEEP LIKE? YOU LIKE TO BEEP AND BEEP AND BEEP AND BEEP!
Butters: Hey Fellers, What's a BEEP?
Dipper: You don't want to know.
On the Spaceship, A door opened and Ike Appeared.
Kyle: IKE! Jump down! NOW!
Before Ike could, A herd of Cattle appeared out of nowhere in front of the Visitors, mooing in Terror, Than one of the Visitors raised his hand and said.
Visitor: Moo!
The cows perked up.
Visitor: ( Greetings cows of Earth, We come in peace.)
Cows: (Really?)
Visitors: (We have Experimented with All the beings of Earth that didn't try and Kill us and we have determined you to be the most intelligent of all.)
Cartman: What the Hell are they talking about?
Cows: (Than why have you been killing us?)
Visitors: (Sorry about that, That was Carl, He's new.)
Carl: (Yeah, Sorry about that.)
The lead visitor presented a device.
Visitors: (Here take this, It's a gift, To symbolize peace between our Species, Farewell Cows, Peace be with you.)
The Visitors returned to their ship, Unaware that Ike had Escaped, They also Beamed up Cartman.
Cartman: WEEK!
And with that, The ship flew away into the Stars.
Butters: Whew, I'm sure glad that's over with.
Kyle: C'mon Ike, We better get home, I think we can make it in time for Dinner.
And with that, Kyle and Ike headed off for home.
Stan: Thanks for your help Wendy.
Wendy: Whatever Dude.
Stan: Hey! I didn't throw up!
Wendy: Cool!
Romantic music played in the Background As Stan and Wendy inched closer to kiss… However.
Stan: BAUGH!
Wendy: Ew!
Stan: Sorry.
Dipper: Okay seriously, They just got introduced and Already they're established as a couple?
Mabel: Meh that's love life!
After that, Stan and Wendy became a Couple and the Latter, Along with Dipper and Mable went home together.
Mabel: Wow, What day right Guys?
Dipper: Yeah, It sure has, Hope Cartamsn okay though.
Wendy: Who cares?
Mabel: Hey Dipper, I just realized something.
Dipper: That Wendy's new Boyfriend has the same name as Grunkle Stan?
Mabel: Yeah, And you never told me about your adventures.
Dipper Paused as they reached the House.
Dipper: Well, I think that's… Something I might leave to Uncle Mark.
As they Entered the House, They found Mark, Harrold and Valory waiting.
Mark: Just where have you kids bean all day?
Wendy ran into Mark's arms and Hugged him, Waddles ran into the Room and Tackled Mabel and Dippers head was Ruffled by Harrold, Merriment rang through the House and into the Night.
Meanwhile.
The Dark lord Stared down at the scrap of an arm on the Dias and than to Eggamn Tak and Cluny.
Eggman: My lord, As sad as this- AGH!
Eggman was blasted through a Wall by a blast of Black power, Causing Tak and Cluny to Cringe as Jargafar rose and removed his hood, His head still in shadows and his red eyes glaring Balefully.
Lord Jargafar: Fine, I'll get them Myself.
To be Continued.
Well, Here it is folks, The First Episode of Season 2, Sorry If I sidelined many of the Character you've come to love, But I've been wanting to get to Mabel Brian Stewie and Wendy for a long time, And some more Characters too, Maybe a Certain Blonde as well, Stay tuned for more and Watch out for the Next Chapter in South Park the Dark time comes!