Wonder Woman Dragon Ball
[Dragon Ball Opening 1 – Makafushigi Adventure].
The opening began with the seven Dragon Balls appearing in the stars quickly followed by an image of the sun with his solar eruptions. Then, the title appeared on the right: Wonder Woman Dragon Ball. Wonder is written in red while Woman is written in blue. While the words Dragon Ball are written in orange, with the Four-Star Ball in place of the O of Dragon.
Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu.
The scene cuts toward the mountains with the house of Grandpa Gohan and child Goku appearing in front of the camera, crossing his arms in a nonchalant way. He is quickly hugged behind by a 12 years old Diana while he tries to free himself from the hug who too thigh. But then, the two stopped by seeing a Four-Star dragon ball approaching them.
Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki.
They looked at it before the Dragon Balls flies to the sky above the mountains while the two turned to see them. Another cut shows Goku coming from the sky, turning his Nyoi-Bo like a helicopter above his head.
Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima
Sou sa ima koso abobenchaa!
A cut shows the mountains surrounded by a big river with then Goku coming from the sky on Kinto-Un accompanied by Diana who holds his back to stay in place. Then the two goes in the sky once again. Then a few cuts show Goku doing several fight poses followed by the image of the One-Star ball.
Mune waku-waku noi ga GISSIRI
Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI
Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru
Another cut shows a teenage Bulma on her moto while Oolong in his military outfit rubs his head on Bulma's back with a perverted face. Bulma smashes him on the head and Oolong falls from the moto. He is forced to followed Bulma by running.
Another cut shows Yamucha on his moto with on his shoulder his friend Puaru. He is followed by the moto of Bulma on the right.
Another cut shows the shell of Muten Roshi before the angle turns right in front of him, he makes a V sign with his fingers of his left hand while he holds his staff in his right hand. He is installed on the turtle with on the background Kame House.
Soitsu mitsuke ni yukou ze BOY
Youkaihenge mo buttobashi
Kumo no mashin de kyou mo tobu no sa
Another cut shows the mountains clouded by purple clouds with a big column of light emerging from the ground and going inside the clouds. The light shapes itself and forms to finally reveal Shenron.
The next cut shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un seen from above before they go straight to the camera.
The next cut still shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un crossing the sky at great speed now they are seen sideways. It is showed clearly that Diana holds herself by hugging Goku from behind, also she makes the double of his height.
Let's try try try makafushigi
Sora wo kakenuke yama wo koe
The next cut shows the Kinto-Un point of view, while the mountains and forest rapidly passing quickly around.
Let's fly fly fly daibouken.
Fushigi na tabi ga hajumaru ze
The next cut shows Goku on Kinto-Un making a smile while his Nyoi-Bo with Diana stills behind his back, smiling also.
The next cut shows two cliffs slowly separated and reveal a dark sky with a red ground with around the Dragon Balls floating. With Kinto-Un with his two passengers flying to the horizon.
Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu
The next cut shows a gorilla right hand smashing a wall while his left hand smashes a tower. The next cut shows Oolong, Bulma, Yamucha, Diana and Puaru running away in fear from a gigantic gorilla destroying a castle behind them.
Oikakero! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama.
Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima
The next cut shows Goku charging with his Nyoi-Bo, with a Yamucha in another cut with his sword. The third cut shows them battling against one another.
The next cut shows Goku on his now very extended Nyoi-Bo, observing something in the left of the screen in the summit of it. Diana is beside him on Kinto-Un, looking at the same thing. The mountains are in the background, then a plane arrived from this same background.
Sou sa Ima koso abobenchaa!
The plane arrived in the background of the image, showing Yamucha, Puaru, Oolong and Bulma inside. Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un arrived in front of the camera with a big smile while the passengers of the plane encourage them.
Ep 1: My name is Son Goku!
After several days of travel on the sea. Diana could the coast going to the horizon, beaches, mountains and more.
Diana: "Oooohhhh! I have finally arrived!"
The boat arrived on the beach. She jumped out of the boat and look everywhere, appalled to see this new land.
At one moment, she could see bushes moving in front of her.
Diana: "What is happening?"
A big Lion jumped out of his hiding and charged against Diana. She reacted quickly, takes her lasso before sending it to the Lion. The Lion is quickly caught inside of the lasso.
Diana: "Heh! You believed that you are the predator? I am the boss here, right?!"
The Lion afraid and forced by the power of the lasso, nodded before roaring at Diana.
Diana: "Okay, I free you if you don't try to attack me again, okay?"
The Lion nodded another time, Diana frees him and the Lion quickly rushes inside of the forest.
Diana: "This Lion is so unpolite. Those in Themiscyra are so much nicer. Well, let's go now for a travel!"
Diana quickly packs her things up off the boat before pushing it more inside of the beach and installs it close to a small tree.
Diana: "This adventure will now begin!"
She began to walk inside of the forest, the bird chirpings and growls of animals. She was happy and cannot to see the interior of the lands.
Days passed; Diana was inside the mountains on the interior of the continent. These mountains surround a big river. The princess was walking inside of small dirt path. She was a bit dirty after sleeping several times on the ground.
The young princess arrived in front of the river and decided to take a bath inside of the river. She removed her clothes to the tiara and imerged herself inside of the river.
Diana: "Taking a small nap inside of this river. Nothing is more relaxing…"
?: "IIIIhhh!"
She turned to the source of the sound and she sees monkeys playing in the trees. She is impressed to see these new kinds of animals she has never seen before.
Diana: "These are cute and funny."
She giggled by seeing these little monkeys.
Diana glanced on the mountains surrounding the rivers and she quickly see something who caught her eyes.
It was on a mountain, a small house with a pointed blue roof with a line of white bricks above red ones. Her insatiable curiosity kicked in her mind.
Diana: "Someone is inhabiting here? I should see more!"
Diana quickly takes her clothes and dress herself up, packs her things and takes a path to go toward this mysterious house.
Diana (singing): "I wanna see new friends! I wanna fight with new friends! I wanna see this world!"
While she was marching, she could something on the path to the house who was now visible. Some kind of young boy with spiky black hair, dressed in some kind of blue clothes. He was dragging the corpse a big carnivorous fish who was making twice his size.
Diana: "Ho! This could be the very first human that I would encounter! Let's approach him slowly… Mother always say that I would say hello properly to someone…"
While she was closing the distance. She begins to hear a sound, a very loud sound mixing steel and oil.
BAAAAOOOMM!
Diana plugs her fingers in her ears, it was a horrible sound and it coming from her back. She turns her back and could some kind of woman with blue hair in a braid and wearing strange clothes. Inside of some kind of iron box with four wheels.
Diana: "WOUAH!"
She quickly goes out of the way of this strange machine who passed by without paying any attention.
Diana: "What the heck this thing is this? And who is this witch?!"
Then she sees that the big box was going toward the boy and his fish.
Boy: "IIIIIIhhhh!"
Girl with blue hair: "WAAAAH!"
Diana: "No! It will collide him!"
The girl with blue hair managed to stop the iron box with wheels right in front of the boy. Diana was shocked but decided to approach them.
The blue-haired girl was furious and exited her head from the opened window.
Blue-haired girl: "Hey! Watch yourself on the road!"
Spiky haired boy: "You… You monster! You want to steal my fish, isn't it?!"
He dropped his fish and began to lift the machine by his hand.
Blue-haired girl: "What the hell?!"
Spiky haired boy: "You won't steal my fish!"
He launched the iron box; his windows break along with a few wheels. Under the shocked eyes of the princess.
Diana: "By my grandma! This is… a man? He is so strong!"
The boy takes out his stick and agitates it in front of the box.
Spiky haired boy: "Come fight me! I am your adversary!"
The blue haired woman exited the window with something in her hand.
Spiky haired boy: "Huh? There is a weird witch inside of the monster!"
Blue-haired girl: "You brat!"
She clicked on the small object.
BAM! BAM!
A loud sound that startled Diana once again and she quickly plugs her ears once again.
Diana "Stop this hell! My poor ears!"
The boy receives the bullets on the forehead. He falls on his back holding his forehead.
Spiky haired boy: "OW! OW! It's hurts! What's that? It's that sorcery?!"
Blue-haired girl: "But-bu-but… It can't possible! Why he is not dead?!"
The boy stands up and takes back his stick.
Spiky haired boy: "Idiot! You thought that could kill me like that?! My body is hard as steel! Wicked witch! I will make learn!"
The Blue-haired girl raised her hands.
Blue-haired girl: "Wait! Wait! I… I am not a witch! I am a human!"
The boy stopped himself surprised.
Spiky-haired boy: "Oh really? A human? It's not a joke?"
Blue-haired girl: "Of course not! You don't see? I am like you! (she pointed herself) Look!"
He frowns.
Spiky-haired boy: "… Don't move an inch. Just don't!"
Blue-haired girl: "Still not convinced?"
He turned around, looking at her everywhere.
Spiky-haired boy: "Nope, you are not like me. You are higher, slimmer and look very weak."
Blue-haired girl: "That's normal, duh! You are a boy and I am a frail young girl!"
The boy looked shocked.
Spiky-haired boy: "A girl? You are a girl?!"
Blue-haired girl: "What a paysan! You never saw a girl before?"
Spiky-haired boy: "No, that's the first time that I saw a human."
He sees besides the car Diana. Who was observing without her hears plugged.
Spiky-haired boy: "Hey! That's an invasion!"
Diana: "Oh no he saw me!"
Blue-haired girl: "Another traveller? Who are you?!"
The boy approached Diana and observed her everywhere, too much of the princess' discomfort.
Spiky-haired boy: "You look stronger than the other girl!"
Diana: "Hehe… Thanks the compliment."
Blue-haired girl: "Who are you?"
Diana: "I was passing by; I won't do a thing. I promise."
Spiky-haired boy: "My late grandpa said to me that if encounter a girl, I have to be nice with her."
Diana: "Yes! You should listen more to your grandpa!"
Blue-haired girl: "Yeah! He is right!"
He observed the butt of Diana.
Spiky-haired boy: "Girls haven't tails altogether?"
Diana quickly sees that there is a tail moving in front of her coming above the butt of the boy.
Diana (thoughts): "He has a tail! He has a freaking tail! Like mother said to me! Men have big tails!"
Blue-haired girl (thoughts): "(giggle) What a redneck! He puts himself a false tail! He thinks he is cool with it!"
He turned to the blue-haired girl.
Spiky-haired boy: "What is this monster anyway? This is you that you caught?"
Blue-haired girl: "That's not a monster. This is a car, a machine built by humans?"
Spiky-haired boy: "That's a car? I have heard about it!"
He climbed on the car.
Spiky-haired boy: "This is big but not strong."
Diana (thoughts): "A car? Mother talked about that when she talked about of her travels in the exterior! This is too loud and dangerous! A horse would be better…"
The boy descended from the ruined car and comes in front of the blue-haired girl.
Spiky-haired boy: "You come from the tow by any chance?"
Blue-haired girl: "Yeah, a town very fast, in the west…"
He turns toward Diana.
Spiky-haired boy: "And you?"
Diana: "I come from an island from the south!"
Blue-haired girl (thoughts): "That's explain why she is dressed with weird clothes…"
Spiky-haired boy: "Hey you two, come to my home! Since you are girls, I will prepare a lunch!"
Blue-haired girl: "Okay, if you behave normally!"
Diana: "A lunch? I would like to come!"
The group of three goes toward the small house, the boy takes the body of the fish and drags it once again.
Blue-haired girl: "You are quite strong for a little boy like you."
Spiky-haired boy: "That's my grandpa who taught me!"
Diana (thoughts): "His grandpa seems to be very strong! That's disappointing that he is not in this world anymore…"
They arrived in front of the house; the young boy began to open the door.
Spiky-haired boy: "Wait two seconds!"
Blue-haired girl: "What kind of slum is that?"
Diana: "That's a quite beautiful house!"
They entered inside. The interior was very small room with a few amenities with only a bed, a single table with a single chair and a desk with some kind of orange amber ball who has the size of a fist, it has four stars inside. The boy arrived in front of it, put his hand together.
Spiky-haired boy: "Look grandpa! This is a girl! I brought a girl back to home?"
Blue-haired girl: "Huh?"
She pointed the small object.
Blue-haired girl: "This is it! The Four-star Dragon Ball!"
Diana: "The what?"
She goes to the desk and put her hands on it.
Blue-haired girl: "I know it was there! My radar was right!"
Spiky-haired boy: "Hey! Don't touch my grandpa! This is the only memory that I have! Even a girl cannot touch it!"
Diana: "You should be more careful. He is serious."
Spiky-haired boy: "I know what is this, I will show you."
She took from her purse two similar balls, one with two stars, the other with five stars.
Blue-haired girl: "Look!"
Diana: "Ooooh!"
The boy was shocked.
Spiky-haired boy: "Ah?! Grandpas? You too you have, and two in addition?"
She puts the balls on the table while the boy takes his in his hands.
Blue-haired girl: "These are called Dragon Balls."
Spiky-haired boy: "Dragon Balls?"
Blue-haired girl: "I found the two-star ball in my attic. I wanted to know what is this. I asked everyone I could but nobody never heard about it. Then I make research and I have fallen on very old books. These things are named Dragon Balls. There is seven of these and we can recognize them because they glow. Each of one have different number of stars. One to seven."
Diana: "That's so cool!"
Spiky-haired boy: "That's true! Mine has four stars for my grandpa."
Blue-haired girl: "Yeah. This ball is named Su Chinchu. Me, the first that I found is named Aru Shinchu. The two-star ball. And the five stars, I found it ten days ago, in a valley in the north. It's named Wu Shinchu."
Spiky-haired boy: "You search them all?"
Blue-haired girl: "Yeah! And it's not easy to find them!"
Spiky-haired boy: "And why you search them. To make a prayer rosary?"
Blue-haired girl: "Nooo. If we reunite them all, something fantastic happens! You reunite them and pronounce the magical formula and then Shenron, the god of dragons will appear to realise our wish!"
Diana: "Wait really?!"
Blue-haired girl: "Yeah!"
Spiky-haired boy: "That's so good!"
Blue-haired girl: "From what I have heard, the last person who has assembled the Dragon Balls has become a king. But since eons, the Dragon Balls are once again scattered in the whole world. That's why I decided to find them in my turn! Also, I already know what I want. It was hard. I wanted tons of strawberries but now I want to have a beautiful boyfriend. That's why I want you to give your Su Shinchu!"
The boy frowned.
Spiky-haired boy: "No! Never! This is the only memory from my grandpa that I have."
The blue-haired girl: "Ugh! It can't be! You are such a stingy! What could it be useful to you, you don't use it all!"
Spiky-haired sticked his tongue to show his discontent.
Diana lifted her eyebrow about this statement from the blue-haired girl.
Diana: "Are you sure that he is the one who is stingy? I would say that this is the contrary…"
Blue-haired girl: "Shut up! (she turns to the boy). I understand more, you are so precocious for a young boy like you!"
She smiled in a suggestive way.
Diana: "What are you thinking?"
The blue-haired girl lifted her skirt, revealing her panties.
Blue-haired girl: "What do you think? You can touch it!"
Diana: "Hey! This is perverted!"
The boy lifted his eyebrow about this act.
Spiky-haired boy: "I don't want to touch your butt, that's disgusting."
Blue-haired girl: "It's that not disgusting at all! You rude boy!"
Diana: "At least someone agree with me."
Blue-haired girl: "Shut up, stupid! (she turned back to the boy) I know! You will help me to search the Dragon Balls! You will come with me! Your grandpa said to you to be nice with girls, right?"
Spiky-haired boy: "Search the Dragon Balls with you?"
Blue-haired girl: "You seems to have a lot of time in front of you, since you are all of your own. If you are a man, you travel in a lot of places to train!"
Spiky-haired boy: "Okay, but I won't give you my Dragon Ball. I will guard it with me!"
Blue-haired girl: "Okay, okay! I will need it in the last moment anyway!"
Blue-haired girl (thoughts): "Hehehehe! I got him. When the wish is fulfilled, the Dragon Balls will go in the four sides of the world once again. I managed to do well; he will be my bodyguard!"
She turned to Diana.
Blue-haired girl: "And you?"
Diana: "I will join you! I am traveling to discover the world! This trip will be fun!"
The three exited the small house.
Blue-haired girl: "Now let's go for a great trip!"
Spiky-haired boy: "But how we will do to find the Dragon Balls? We don't know where they are?"
Blue-haired girl: "Hehehe! I have used my head to resolve this problem, who is quite beautiful by the way…"
She takes out some kind of a watch from her purse.
Diana: "What is this?"
Blue-haired girl: "This is the Dragon Radar! I have saw that the Dragon Balls emits weak waves. I have fabricated this thing to detect them. Look, these three points in the middle are the three we are transporting. And the next one is… 1200 kilometers in the west!"
Diana: "This is so far!"
Spiky-haired boy: "I don't understand anything."
Blue-haired girl: "You broke my car; I have to take something else. Also, what is your names?"
Spiky-haired boy: "My name is Goku! Son Goku!"
Diana: "Diana!"
Blue-haired girl: "Bulma."
Goku (giggling): "Bulma? Hahaha! This name is so weird!"
Diana (giggling): "Called from the word bloomers… So funny!"
Bulma: "Enough! I don't like this name at all."
Goku (continues to laugh): "Bulma! Ahahaha!"
Bulma silently fumes in her side while taking out a small box with capsules.
Bulma: "Where is it? Ah! This is the one! The nine one!"
She takes out from the box a small capsule.
Diana: "What's this?"
Bulma: "You'll see."
She clicked on the capsule and tossed it on the ground.
BOM!
In a puff of smoke. A white moto appeared from nowhere with a visor who goes all over to the back, forming a small roof of glass.
Bulma: "Now let's go!"
The two warriors were shocked, Diana hides behind Goku.
Diana: "What the heck is that witchcraft?!"
Goku: "Yeah, I knew it that you are a witch."
Bulma groaned.
Bulma: "That's not witchcraft! That's a Hoi-Poi Capsules. We find it everywhere in town! Now climb!"
Diana gulped and installed on the siege behind, Goku touched the moto with his stick like he was touching a sleeping animal.
Diana: "Come on, Goku. I will hold you."
Goku: "Hm… Okay."
He puts back his stick before installing himself on the legs of Diana.
Bulma: "Now, let's go!"
She lights up her moto and began to run at full speed.
Both Diana and Goku: "WOOOOAAHHHHH!"
Goku: "That's super cool this thing! He is faster than me when I run!"
Diana: "This is faster than a horse!"
Bulma: "A reminder, don't try to put your hands anywhere on my body!"
After 20 minutes of travel…
Inside the countryside, with small valleys surrounded by mountains. A moto was traveling at full speed. Bulma, Goku and Diana were inside.
At one moment, the moto suddenly jumped out from the road since the slope is too steep.
Three passengers: "WOOUAAAHH!"
The moto falls hard on the ground on both wheels, Bulma quickly stopped. Diana was trembling.
Bulma sighed in relief.
Goku: "It was unexcepted! This technic was cool! We flied!"
Bulma: "Huh… yeah… you're right… Hehe…"
Bulma then stopped herself before exiting her moto.
Diana: "Where you go?"
Bulma: "Excuse-me, I have to go now. If you understand what I said…"
Diana: "Oh, I see…"
Goku: "What? Where you going?"
Bulma: "You are annoying! When a lady present thing like that, this is because she has to go in the toilets!"
Goku: "Aah! You want to piss?"
Bulma quickly turned her back and runs to bushes.
Goku: "Why she goes too far to do piss? She could piss here. She is weird."
Diana: "I think that your grandpa hadn't sufficient time to make learn about important things before he died."
Goku: "Like what Diana?"
Diana: "Like the fact that in addition to be nice with girls, you have to respect their privacy. They don't want to be seen when they go piss."
Goku: "Ah? Why?"
Diana: "Because you know… This is embarrassing."
Goku: "Where is the problem to be naked?"
Diana sighed.
Diana: "I really think that you have learn two or three things about manners, Goku-chan. You certainly don't want to find yourself in embarrassing situations…"
Suddenly…
Bulma: "KYAAAAAAHHH!"
Diana: "What the?"
Goku: "That's Bulma!"
Diana: "This is not good! Let's go!"
The two descended the moto and runs toward the bushes.
Goku: "I think she has her penis bitten by a serpent!"
Diana sighed hard.
Diana: "You really need to know about girls, Goku-chan…"
The two arrived inside of the bushes and find themselves with Bulma in the claws of a big pterodactyl.
Pterodactyl: "Hey! Who are you? You are with her?"
Goku: "Yeah, I just met her and you are one her friends?"
Pterodactyl: "Hehehe, of course I…"
Diana (interrupt him): "No Goku-chan! This Pterodactyl is kidnapping Bulma to eat her!"
Goku: "Ha? Really?"
Bulma: "Yes! Save me, idiots!"
Goku: "In that case…"
He takes out his stick while Diana takes her sword and shield.
Pterodactyl: "Oh, you really that you can beat me? You…"
Goku: "Take that! Nyoi-Bo, grow!"
He strikes the head of the Pterodactyl.
Pterodactyl: "OUARGH!"
Diana rushes at him and slices his head with her sword. The body of the Pterodactyl falls on the ground and Bulma is freed.
Diana: "Are you okay?"
Bulma then began to cry while a fetid smell comes in the nose of the two warriors.
Goku: "What's happening, what is this disgusting smell?"
Diana: "Oh no…"
Bulma (cries): "WOUAAAAHHH! I pissed on my panties, and I front of you all! I am so humiliateeeed!"
Piss comes dripping on the ground from her panties that Bulma quickly hides.
Diana: "By grandma, this trip will be a troublesome one…"
To be continued… Kame Sennin.
This is the beginning of the trip for our three travellers. But after a night, they find a turtle on the road. Goku decided to save him. To thank him, the turtle will bring someone that Diana would able to recognize!