Wonder Woman Dragon Ball

[Dragon Ball Opening 1 – Makafushigi Adventure].

The opening began with the seven Dragon Balls appearing in the stars quickly followed by an image of the sun with his solar eruptions. Then, the title appeared on the right: Wonder Woman Dragon Ball. Wonder is written in red while Woman is written in blue. While the words Dragon Ball are written in orange, with the Four-Star Ball in place of the O of Dragon.

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu.

The scene cuts toward the mountains with the house of Grandpa Gohan and child Goku appearing in front of the camera, crossing his arms in a nonchalant way. He is quickly hugged behind by a 12 years old Diana while he tries to free himself from the hug who too thigh. But then, the two stopped by seeing a Four-Star dragon ball approaching them.

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki.

They looked at it before the Dragon Balls flies to the sky above the mountains while the two turned to see them. Another cut shows Goku coming from the sky, turning his Nyoi-Bo like a helicopter above his head.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

Sou sa ima koso abobenchaa!

A cut shows the mountains surrounded by a big river with then Goku coming from the sky on Kinto-Un accompanied by Diana who holds his back to stay in place. Then the two goes in the sky once again. Then a few cuts show Goku doing several fight poses followed by the image of the One-Star ball.

Mune waku-waku noi ga GISSIRI

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Another cut shows a teenage Bulma on her moto while Oolong in his military outfit rubs his head on Bulma's back with a perverted face. Bulma smashes him on the head and Oolong falls from the moto. He is forced to followed Bulma by running.

Another cut shows Yamucha on his moto with on his shoulder his friend Puaru. He is followed by the moto of Bulma on the right.

Another cut shows the shell of Muten Roshi before the angle turns right in front of him, he makes a V sign with his fingers of his left hand while he holds his staff in his right hand. He is installed on the turtle with on the background Kame House.

Soitsu mitsuke ni yukou ze BOY

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

Kumo no mashin de kyou mo tobu no sa

Another cut shows the mountains clouded by purple clouds with a big column of light emerging from the ground and going inside the clouds. The light shapes itself and forms to finally reveal Shenron.

The next cut shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un seen from above before they go straight to the camera.

The next cut still shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un crossing the sky at great speed now they are seen sideways. It is showed clearly that Diana holds herself by hugging Goku from behind, also she makes the double of his height.

Let's try try try makafushigi

Sora wo kakenuke yama wo koe

The next cut shows the Kinto-Un point of view, while the mountains and forest rapidly passing quickly around.

Let's fly fly fly daibouken.

Fushigi na tabi ga hajumaru ze

The next cut shows Goku on Kinto-Un making a smile while his Nyoi-Bo with Diana stills behind his back, smiling also.

The next cut shows two cliffs slowly separated and reveal a dark sky with a red ground with around the Dragon Balls floating. With Kinto-Un with his two passengers flying to the horizon.

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

The next cut shows a gorilla right hand smashing a wall while his left hand smashes a tower. The next cut shows Oolong, Bulma, Yamucha, Diana and Puaru running away in fear from a gigantic gorilla destroying a castle behind them.

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

The next cut shows Goku charging with his Nyoi-Bo, with a Yamucha in another cut with his sword. The third cut shows them battling against one another.

The next cut shows Goku on his now very extended Nyoi-Bo, observing something in the left of the screen in the summit of it. Diana is beside him on Kinto-Un, looking at the same thing. The mountains are in the background, then a plane arrived from this same background.

Sou sa Ima koso abobenchaa!

The plane arrived in the background of the image, showing Yamucha, Puaru, Oolong and Bulma inside. Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un arrived in front of the camera with a big smile while the passengers of the plane encourage them.


Ep 2: Kame Sennin.

Hours has passed since the beginning of the travel and it was sunset. The three travellers were inside of sidecar. Bulma was conducing on the moto while the two warriors were sited on the two-seater sidecar. She has also changed clothes with now dressed in pants, boots and a big coat.

Goku: "Hey, Bulma! We have only four Dragon Balls left to find and we will find them all, that will be easy!"

Bulma: "Pff, what are you saying? You didn't realise but the world is way bigger than you think. That would be inconceivable for a paysan like you."

Diana: "Really, the world is as big as you said?"

Bulma nodded.

Bulma: "Yeah! There is the capital of West, where I came from. The North Capital. The East Capital. The South Capital and last but not least, the Central Capital where King Furry reigns. Without forgetting a lot of other cities smaller and I don't count villages."

Diana: "Oh! I would like to see!"

Goku: "I am hungry."

Bulma: "Hm… the sun is setting. We could stop here for today…"

They stopped in a middle of a small plain. They descended the moto with sidecar.

Goku: "Yes! We will sleep under the stars!"

Bulma: "Seriously? I am young delicate and refined girl. This is out of question that I sleep outside."

Goku: "But how you will figure this out? There is not house here."

Bulma: "Capsules! Capsules!"

She takes out of her purse the small box and this capsule.

Goku: "Wait these things that I forget the name can contain houses?"

Bulma: "These are named Hoi-Poi Capsules Goku!"

Diana: "Capsules contains vehicles were already absurd to me but houses?! If mother could learn that…"

Bulma: "Now move out the way if you don't want to be hurt!"

The duo quickly moves out. Bulma activated the capsule before launching it on the ground. In a puff of smoke, a whole cylinder house appeared. With antenna, solar pannels, windows and a chimney. Under the shocked eyes of the two teens.

Bulma: "That's better now!"

She turned to the duo.

Bulma: "What's with your faces?"

Goku takes out his staff and poked the capsule house with it.

Goku: "Are you sure that you are not a witch or something like that?"

Bulma sighed.

Bulma: "And you want to sleep outside?"

Goku hesitantly goes inside along with Diana.

The interior was cozy with a bed and table with chairs in the living room, a door for the bathrooms and a kitchen part. Lights were shining in the ceiling.

Goku: "Whaaa! It's the day inside!"

Bulma: "Wait, you didn't know about electricity? It can't be possible. A paysan like you cannot be so ignorant at this extent!"

Diana: "On his defence, in my islands we always keep the light with fire or candles."

Goku: "That's something more normal! Bulma is so weird with her things…"

Bulma grunted.

Bulma: "You are the ones who are weirds! Why our technology cannot reach you?"

Diana: "My island refuses new kinds of technology."

Bulma: "Your people is missing something really useful, believe me. Let me impress you."

She lights up the TV with a giggle, a journalist talking about things appears on the screen. It frightens the duo.

Diana: "What the…?!"

Goku: "Why these people are inside of this glass? Did you lock up these people inside?!"

Bulma: "No, you stupid! These are like crystal balls!"

Diana: "Ah, okay. But still, nobody can have this kind of thing! Only great magicians can do that!"

Bulma: "How many times I will repeat myself! This is not magic, this is technology! Also (sniffles)… You smell dirty, you should wash yourself before diner."

Goku: "Huh? What is a bath?"

Bulma: "Don't approach me!"

Diana: "You have a bath?"

Bulma: "Yeah! You will be like a flower!"

Diana: "I can't wait!"

Bulma: "Not so fast, you will help me to wash Goku! He is dirty as hell!"

Diana blushes.

Diana: "Really? Are you sure?"

Bulma: "Yeah!"

Diana: "Oh… okay."

The two girls take Goku inside the bath and removes his clothes. Bulma fills the bath with water while Diana searches some kind of soap.

Bulma: "Come on Goku! I have to wash you!"

Goku turned and approached the bath… without any towel on his body.

Bulma: "I can't believe it… put something in front of you at least!"

Goku goes inside of the bath and began to be washed by a grumpy Bulma and an embarrassed Diana. She began to put soap on Goku's head and began to rub with her hands.

Goku: "I don't like it… what's this? That's sting my hair!"

Bulma: "Shut up for once! You should be happy that two beautiful girls give you a bath. The dream of all normal boys."

Diana: "Really?"

Bulma: "Yes, Diana! (turn to Goku) Now turn your back!"

Goku turns back, displaying the huge tail poking above his butt.

Bulma: "Are you serious, you attached this hear piecetail on your back? Despite that this is cheesy as hell?"

Goku: "What is a hearpiece? What's that mean?"

Bulma began to pull his tail.

Goku: "Ow! Ow! What are you doing, that's painful!"

Bulma: "I am trying to take out your tail. It will bother the wash!"

Goku: "Stop! I can do it myself!"

His tail takes the brush and began to clean Goku's butt, under the shocked look of Bulma, who realised that his tail is true.

Bulma: "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Diana: "Oh my… I knew it! I knew that his tail was not false!"

But Bulma has ran away from the bathroom. Goku comes out of the bath and began to clean his drips.

Bulma: "This tail is moving… That's a real tail!"

Goku: "It scared you? Ah yes, that's true you don't have but boys have one!"

Diana: "Mother was right!"

Goku: "But when I think of it. He didn't have a tail despite he is a man!"

Bulma: "It's that so? Then you see that not every man has a tail!"

Goku: "But my grandpa was weird!"

Bulma: "You are the one who is weird!"

Diana: "I don't know how to think. Mother said to me all men have big tails."

Bulma: "It seems that you have misinterpreted the words of your mom."

Goku: "But that's not important!"

Bulma: "You are quite carefree."

Diana: "So I will go to the bath."

Bulma: "Okay."

Diana takes her bag and goes inside of the bathroom; she undresses herself and fill the bath with water and put solid soap inside. And quickly bubbles began to emerge.

Diana: "This trip is becoming more and more interesting. I am happy to see the rest."

Suddenly, she sees Goku, dressed in his Gi observing her. Diana got red and hides her breasts.

Diana (flustered tone): "Hey! Respect privacy Goku-chan! You forget what I said to you?"

Goku: "Girls are so weird. What do you have on your chest? These are butt?"

Diana: "No! That's not a butt! These are breasts! And you seem too young to be interested in sort of things. By the way, how old are you?"

Goku: "My age? I have 14 years old!"

Diana blushed even more; the hand of Bulma takes the hair of Goku.

Bulma: "You pervert! I should call you the police if you do it with me next! You are only 2 years under my age!"

She drags him out from the bathroom and closed the door.


Moments later…

Everyone is now fully washed. Diana was now dressed in a white night robe. Bulma was now dressed in a long nightdress; she attached part of her hair in a lateral ponytail.

Bulma: "If you began to look at Diana or me naked again. You will suffer serious consequences."

Goku: "I'm hungry."

The dinner is served on the table it was composed of ramen and bread.

Goku: "It's that the diner?"

Diana: "It looks good but I never tasted that kind of meal."

Bulma: "You never eat Ramen before?"

Diana shakes her head.

Goku eat a piece of bread.

Goku: "That's not quite good. The bread is too soft. In addition, this kind of soup is so bitter."

Bulma: "It's a coffee Goku and don't be so bratty. It's surely because of that you are so small."

Goku decided to go out of the table before toward the door, he puts on his shoes.

Goku: "I will search the best things that we could eat to be strong."

Bulma: "What? What are you going to do?"

Goku: "I will come back soon!"

He opens the door and goes outside before closing the door. Bulma turns to Diana.

Bulma: "I think that you need more education."

Diana: "Really?"

Bulma: "Yeah, you need to know more about Earth and I have the perfect book for it!"

Diana: "That would be nice!"

Bulma goes to the small library and takes out a book that she gives to Diana. Diana could see it was a book about Capsule Corporation and its different kinds of Hoi-Poi Capsules. Diana lifted her eyebrow.

Diana: "Are you sure about that?"

Bulma: "Yeah, you should try."

Diana: "Okay…"

Then they heard a knock in the door.

Bulma: "Huh? Goku already returned?"

Bulma goes toward the door and opens it, but she discovers that this is not other than an eagle with a bag under his belly.

Bulma: "Huh? Why are you here, bird?"

Diana jumped from her chair.

Diana: "You said bird?"

Bulma: "Yeah, an eagle with a bag under his belly!"

Diana: "Oh my! I have to do something!"

She takes out from her bag a paper, an inkwell and a feather.

Bulma: "What are you doing?"

Diana: "This eagle will bring a message to my island to my mother!"

Bulma: "Your mom seems to be someone important in your community."

Diana: "I don't know if I have to say it to you, that's a secret."

Bulma: "Come on! That's a secret between girls!"

Diana: "Are you sure?"

Bulma nodded.

Diana: "Okay then. I am actually the princess of Themicyra, daughter of Hippolyta, the Amazonian Queen."

Bulma lifted her eyebrow in suspicion.

Diana: "I am saying the truth! I can assure you!"

Bulma: "That would explain your weird attire and the fact that you are skilled for a young girl like you. But the Amazons Island, I always believed that it was a tale for children."

Diana is a bit offended.

Diana: "No that's not!"

Bulma: "Yeah, now they are real, I believe you. Since you didn't seem to be skilled to lie…"

Diana: "Thanks… I have to write."

Diana began to write on her paper her message.

Diana: "Also, I have to ask you a question."

Bulma: "Yeah?"

Diana: "Since you have all of this technology. You something to draw for showing your faces?"

Bulma: "Ho, I have something better."

She takes from one of the shelves a photographic device.

Diana: "What's this?"

Bulma: "That's a camera. It takes instantaneously images from you."

Diana: "Really?"

Bulma: "Yeah! You will take a photo from me, from Goku and then all of us!"

Diana: "Okay, then…"

Bulma takes out the cover from the camera lens before lightning up the camera and putting them in the hands of Diana.

Bulma: "This button makes the zoom if you have a closer or farther view. And this button is for taking the photo."

Diana: "Okay…"

Bulma put herself in position before a pose with her fingers in front of her face.

Bulma: "Hit your best shot!"

Diana clicks on the button and a photo is taken. Bulma goes back and see the photo.

Bulma: "Not bad!"


At this moment, Goku returned.

Goku: "I am back!"

Bulma: "You returned quickly Goku! We need you to…"

She interrupts herself when she sees that Goku have the cadaver of a wolf one hand and a centipede in the other.

Goku: "I have a wolf and centipede! Let's eat them!"

Bulma: "Ewwww! I won't eat that! Are you crazy?!"

A click is heard and both see that Diana has taken a photo.

Bulma: "What are you doing?!"

Diana: "Goku-chan looked good on the camera."

Bulma facepalmed herself.

Bulma: "I can't believe it. I am surrounded by two idiots!"

Bulma sits on the bed.

Diana: "How I take out the images?"

Bulma: "Pushes the button marked 'Print'."

Diana: "Oh okay."

She printed the two photos before finishing her letter, she puts them in a small letter before putting them inside of the bag of the eagle. The eagle then exited the house before flying away.

Goku: "What's happening Diana?"

Diana: "I send a letter back to my island! My mother will finally see your cute face!"

Goku: "Ah?"

Diana: "Yeah!"

Goku smiled.

Goku: "Would you like a taste of wolf?"

Diana paled a little.

Diana: "Huh…"

Bulma shakes her head vigorously to Diana, begging her to say no.

Diana: "I will come with you, I guess."

Bulma: "What?!"

Diana exited the house with Goku.

Goku lighted up a fire and began to cook the wolf and the centipede, Diana sited next to him, with her bowl of ramen. Then, Goku began to eat savagely the meat of the wolf. He extended a meat part toward Diana.

Goku: "Taste this, it's delicious!"

Diana: "Okay…"

She takes a piece of meat and began to eat, to her surprise. It was not quite bad.

Diana: "Hey, you cook well!"

Goku: "You like it?"

Diana: "Yeah, a little… But I let you eat the rest."

Goku turn his back and continues to stuff himself.


A few moments later…

Goku jumped on the bed of the small house.

Goku: "This bed is really soft! In addition, I hadn't sleep with someone!"

Bulma: "You're kidding right? You will sleep on the floor."

Goku: "Huh? We slept separated?"

Bulma: "Yeah! You have 14 years old. If you try something on me, I will scream!"

Goku: "I loved sleeping on the belly of my grandpa. He was like a pillow."

Bulma was offended.

Bulma: "You wanted to use my belly as a pillow?! You are gross!"

Diana: "If you want Goku, you can sleep with me."

Goku: "Ah?"

Bulma: "He will touch you if you accept."

Diana: "I don't think he is a pervert."

Bulma sighed.

Bulma: "Goku, I have a question for you Goku. You lived alone with your grandpa? And you parents? Are they dead?"

Goku: "I don't know actually… I was abandoned in the mountains when I was a baby. My grandpa found me and he raised me! (giggles)."

Bulma: "You parents seemed to have abandoned you because you have a tail. It's surprise me that you could talk of your past so easily."

Diana: "And you Bulma?"

Bulma: "I am used to go inside of a building named school. But here, this is the summer vacations. I have 30 days left to find the Dragon Balls, I have not all the time like you both."

Diana: "You learn what things? Fight, martial arts, poetry, singing?"

Bulma: "What? No! I mean… yes, there is sport and poetry. But this is mainly reading and learn a lot of things that you didn't seem to know."

Diana: "I don't understand anything. It's looks lame as hell."

Before Bulma could respond. They hear a snoring, Goku has fallen asleep.

Bulma: "Goku falling asleep when he was the one that engaged the conversation… That's really annoying."

Diana shrugged.


The next day arrived…

Goku and Diana were sleeping on the ground together while Bulma was on her bed.

Goku awakened first.

Goku: "Oh, that's the morning?"

He stands up and stretched his arms while yawning.

Goku glanced toward Diana who was sleeping on the ground, sucking her thumb. Bulma on her side was on her bed, the sheets on the ground while she has her legs sufficiently apart, revealing her panties.

Goku: "Huh?"

He could the panties of Bulma.

Goku: "Hey, it reminds me when I was sleeping on the balls of grandpa."

He sits between the legs of Bulma.

Goku: "It was so long. I will try!"

He put his head on Bulma's crotch. He realised that something was missing. He touched Bulma's crotch twice before taking out her panty.

When he observed what's happening, he takes a horrified expression.

Goku: "WAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Bulma and Diana jumped out from their sleep.

Bulma: "What? What? What's happening?!"

Diana: "Why you screamed Goku?"

Goku (trembling voice): "You… You have no balls… and you have no pe…"

Diana: "What?!"

Bulma: "You said the Dragon Balls?!"

She jumped from her bed and began so search her purse and exited the two Dragon Balls.

Bulma: "What are you saying? The Dragon Balls are still here. You shouldn't scare us like that!"


A few moments later…

Diana and Goku were now dressed in their proper attire but Bulma was still in front of her mirror, brushing her hair.

Goku: "Still not ready? You are slow! You will change yourself in a turtle if you are still slow!"

Diana: "Yeah, one member of my tribe was transformed in a turtle since she was so slow to assist to a marriage between two warriors, two centuries before!"

Bulma: "You are seriously believing that I will turn into a turtle?! I can't believe that! Also, I am older than you both. You should call me 'miss Bulma'."

Goku: "Nope… this name is too long."

He said that when he observed the coffee machine.

Bulma: "What do you mean, too long?"

Bulma exited the bathroom and pour the coffee inside of a cup.

Bulma: "You want coffee?"

Goku: "Not this, this soup taste so bitter. I will go out make a bit of exercise."

Diana: "Yeah, I will join you Goku."

Both exited the house and began training together. Goku lift rocks and breaks them while Diana exercise herself with her sword and shield.

Diana looks at Goku who was still strong, it makes her blush for some reason.

Diana (thoughts): "He is so strong… Why I am blushing like that? Why I am getting flustered?"

But then, Goku lifted something that is not a rock. It was a turtle.

Turtle: "WAH!"

Goku: "Huh?!"

Diana: "Goku?"

Turtle: "I almost have a heart attack!"

Goku: "Diana! Bulma changed in a turtle!"

Diana: "Oh no! That's horrible!"

Goku: "I have already said that you are too slow!"

Turtle: "What?"

Bulma exited the house.

Bulma: "What are you talking about?"

Bulma sees the sea turtle in front of her.

Bulma: "Hm? What's this? A turtle?"

Goku: "It was not you?"

Diana: "Fioou… I am reassured!"

Bulma: "Idiots!"

She turned to the turtle.

Bulma: "You are a sea turtle! What he is doing here?"

Turtle: "Excuse me, can you bring me a salt water bucket? If you have even Wakames, it would be good…"

Bulma: "You are a luxurious turtle."

Bulma gives a bucket of salt water with a few Wakames. The Turtle drinks it all.

Turtle: "Thank you… (he turned to Bulma) In fact, I am… a Turtle."

It irritated Bulma.

Bulma: "Yeah, I see well, thank you!"

Turtle: "I am a sea turtle. But I get lost when I was searching mushrooms with friends… I can't find my way back. Almost a year passed since and I am still wandering on lands and mountains to search the sea."

Bulma: "The sea? You are clearly at the opposite and for a turtle like you, it would be long!"

Bulma takes out a book map.

Buma: "Look, there are in 120 kilometers in the south."

Turtle: "120 kilometers in the south you said. Oh…"

Goku: "You want us to bring you there to the 'sea' like you said?"

Turtle: "Oh, you are serious?"

Bulma: "What are you saying, you are joking?! There is only 30 days. We have not the time for that!"

Diana: "You didn't seem to be stressed out in the morning."

Bulma: "Stop it!"

Diana (to Goku): "I will help you Goku-chan!"

Goku: "Thanks Diana!"

Bulma: "You are losing your time! And it's not my problem!"

Goku: "So we will go alone."

Bulma: "Okay then! Do whatever you do! But in that case, don't dare to come back then!"

Diana: "Pfff… Let's go Goku!"

Diana takes her bag and Goku take the turtle on his back.

Turtle: "Thanks."

Bulma: "Grmbl… good riddance!"

The two began to walk away from the house and Bulma was further irritated.

Bulma: "Idiots! Don't ever come back!"

Finally, the two warriors are now far from the young girl, who have her arms crossed.

Bulma: "Hm… Wait a second, Goku has guarded one of the Dragon Balls after all. Maybe they will come after all."

She sees a giant Tyrannosaurus in the horizon walking. She quickly goes inside the house, take a capsule, goes outside, activate the capsule, toss it on the ground and a red moto appear. Bulma goes on it before going after the duo.

She finally sees them.

Bulma: "Hey! Wait for me! I think I have no other choice but accompany you!"

Diana: "You finally come after all?"

Goku: "You didn't say that you wouldn't see us again?"

Bulma: "You are not nice!"

The three began to travel again. Goku and Diana running while Bulma was on her moto.

Goku: "You fear to be alone?"

Bulma gets offended.

Bulma: "Stop saying nonsense. The only thing that interests me is your Dragon Ball!"


Later in the morning…

The two warriors continue to run while Bulma was still conducing her moto.

Suddenly, someone goes in front of them. Some kind of humanoid bear dressed in an armour and armed with a saber. He was massive and measured 3 meters, he was also one-eyed on his left eye.

Bear warrior: "Hey! You won't pass! Young boy, can you give me your turtle? That's my favourite dish!"

Bulma (trembling voice): "Huh… Of course, mister! Goku, give him the turtle!"

But Goku sticks his tongue out.

Goku: "Bleah!"

Diana: "Do you seriously thing that we will give you the turtle?"

Bear warrior: "Ho hooo. I propose you to spare you in exchange of the turtle! You won't dare to refuse?"

Bulma: "Idiots, give the turtle! This is nothing than that! What do you have in mind!"

Goku: "I would never give the turtle!"

Diana: "On our dead body!"

Bear warrior: "I see… You want to be eaten? So, I will begin with you, young boy!"

Goku gives the turtle to Diana.

Goku: "Go now, things will get nasty!"

Diana: "Okay!"

The Bear warrior strikes his sword to Goku but he quickly avoided it. Bulma profited to go past the bear warrior with her moto and managed to have a safe distance. Diana was also in a safe distance.

Bear warrior: "You are agile, little one. You succeeded to avoid my sword."

Bulma: "What are you waiting for! Run away! Now or never!"

Bear warrior: "YAAAHH!"

He swings his sword upward but Goku disappeared.

Goku: "Hello!"

The bear warrior sees surprised that Goku was on the blade now.

Bear warrior: "What?"

Goku jumps on the face of the bear warrior, still in shock. He charged his fist.

Goku: "JANKEN! ROCK!"

He strikes between the eyes of the bear warrior. He falls on the ground, seriously concussed.

Goku: "Peace! Now let's go!"

Turtle: "So strong!"

Diana: "Yeah!"

Bulma: "I didn't know that he was so strong."

Goku approached Diana who was transporting the turtle.

Goku: "Hey, you are edible?"

Turtle is horrified.

Turtle: "What?! It's absolutely false! I am not edible at all!"

Goku: "Okay… It's true that you seem not edible."

Turtle sighed in relief.

Diana: "Let me transport for the rest of the trip."


A few moments later…

They have arrived to the coast.

Turtle: "There we are! This is the sea, it's undeniable!"

Bulma: "Yeah, that's obvious…"

Goku: "WOW! This river is so big! (turn to the Turtle) Your home is really big!"

Turtle: "You saved me! I thank you so much! Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!"

The turtle goes to the sea and began to go far.

Turtle: "Please wait me a few moments, I want to repay you with something!"

Goku: "Thank us?"

Bulma: "I hope there is not a pandora's box…"

Diana: "Hey, I think that would be nice to have a gift from this turtle!"

Bulma goes on the water by her feet.

Bulma: "If I know that I would go to the sea. I should have brought my bikini."

Diana: "What's that?"

Bulma: "It's something you put on when you go to the sea water, for bathing?"

Diana: "Okay, that's weird. We Amazonians always bath ourself naked since there are no men around to see!"

Bulma blushed.

Bulma: "You don't need to say that!"

Diana: "You have weird habits…"

Bulma: "You are the one who is weird!"

Goku drinks a bit of the sea water.

Goku: "It burns! That's so salty! What the heck is this water?"


A few moments later…

Diana was bathing her feet, Goku was making a sand pate while Bulma was drawing with a stick on the sand.

Bulma: "Hey, look to the sea! Something is approaching!"

Diana: "What?"

Goku: "Huh?"

Goku glances toward the figure.

Goku: "This is the turtle but someone is on him."

Bulma: "You have good eyes."

Diana: "A very old guy by the way."

Bulma: "He seems to bring someone to us."

Then, the turtle arrived on the sand. The old guy is bald, has a thick white fu Manchu Mustache and beard. He has sunglasses. He wears beach clothes and has a turtle shell. He has also a walking stick. He was wearing round as a pendant.

Turtle: "Sorry to make you wait!"

Old guy: "Hello!"

The old guy jumps out from the turtle.

Bulma: "That's a quite old man!"

The old guy approached the group.

Old guy: "Good afternoon! It's seemed that you saved my turtle!"

Goku: "Who are you, grandpa?"

Old guy: "I am the Turtle Hermit. Kame Sennin!"

Kame Sennin turned to the turtle.

Kame Sennin: "Who are the one who saved you?"

Turtle: "The young boy and the warrior girl!"

Kame Sennin turns to the duo.

Kame Sennin: "I see. Thank very much. For thanking you, I will give you a gift."

Both Goku and Diana: "A gift?!"

Kame Sennin turns to the sea, lifted his staff.

Kame Sennin: "COME TO ME! PHOENIX!"

But nothing happens for several moments.

Bulma: "Nobody seem to come."

Turtle: "Huh, the Phoenix has died followed a food poisoning."

Kame Sennin: "Yes, that's true. Now you said that…I wanted to call the Phoenix to give you both eternal life but… I have a solution… In place, I will call it! COME TO ME! KINTO-UN!"

A few seconds passed and a yellow cloud arrived from the sky.

Diana: "Oh!"

Bulma: "A cloud is coming to us!"

Goku: "Wow!"

Kinto-Un arrived in front of the group.

Kame Sennin: "Take it. I will offer to you both!"

Diana: "Really?"

Goku: "It's edible?"

Kame Sennin: "It's not meant to be eaten! That's a magical cloud! If you climb on it. You can fly in the sky as you want!"

Bulma: "But why the Turtle Hermit possess a cloud, this has no link with a turtle!"

Kame Sennin: "You have a sectarian mind…"

Diana: "We can fly in the sky?"

Kame Sennin: "It's cool, isn't it? But know this, only people with a pure heart can climb on Kinto-Un. It means if you are not nice boy and nice girls, you can't use it. Look, I will make a demonstration."

He jumps on the cloud… and passed through it before falling to the ground.

Kame Sennin: "Ow! Ow! My kidneys!"

Turtle: "Are you alright?"

Bulma laughs mockingly while the turtle helps the old master to stand up.

Bulma: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

Turtle: "What happened?"

Kame Sennin: "Hm… that's weird."

Goku: "My turn now! I will climb!"

Goku jumped on Kinto-Un and managed to stay on it.

Goku: "Yeay! I can hold on it!"

Diana: "Can I climb too?"

Bulma giggling.

Bulma: "Do you really think that you are capable of climbing on?"

Diana: "I… I'll try!"

Diana jumped on Kinto-Un and surprisingly for her, she managed to hold.

Diana: "Oh my! I can be on it!"

Turtle: "The two hold on it…"

Kame Sennin: "That's strange…"

Goku: "Let's go now!"

Diana: "Huh?"

Kinto-Un began to move above the group of three at great speed.

Goku: "WOWW!"

Diana: "WOUAAAH!"

Diana instinctively hugs Goku on behind but it doesn't faze him and continues to play, making circles and looping's.

Then, he comes back in front of Kame Sennin, Bulma and the Turtle.

Goku: "That's so cool! Thanks very much, grandpa!"

Diana stops holding Goku and turn to Kame Sennin.

Diana: "Huh… thanks, I guess…"

Kame Sennin: "Hm… you seem to conduce Kinto-Un well."

The old hermit turns to Diana and lifted his eyebrow.

Kame Sennin: "Hey, you."

Diana: "Me?"

Kame Sennin: "Can you come here?"

Diana: "Yeah?"

Diana comes down from Kinto-Un.

Kame Sennin: "This tiara. I recognize it. Who are you little girl?"

Diana: "My name is Diana, princess of Themiscyra! Daughter of Hippolyta."

Kame Sennin: "Oooooh… You are her daughter. Hippolyta has sent me letters and talked to me several times of you. How this busty queen is doing these days?"

Bulma: "Wait, you know the queen of the Paradise Island?"

Kame Sennin: "Yes, we know each other since youth. She was beautiful but a bit too much aggressive."

Diana: "You are Muten Roshi? My mom talked a lot about you! She said to me that you are a very strong fighter!"

Kame Sennin: "That's good that she said something good of me. She seems to be nicer today."

Diana: "But she also said you are a big perv'."

Kame Sennin: "Drat! She hadn't changed at all!"

Bulma: "What do you mean by that?"

Diana: "She said that he tried several times to touch my mom's breasts."

Bulma: "WHAT?!"

Turtle: "Alas…"

Kame Sennin: "Your mom didn't teach you the sense of 'being tactful'?!"

Diana: "She said to me that I have to be bold against perverts!"

Kame Sennin: "Despite that. Why are you here right now?"

Diana: "She authorised me to explore the world on my own!"

Kame Sennin: "Hm… Yeah, I definitely recognize your mom. After all, she explored the world at your age too with your aunt."

Diana: "Yeah, I know… But you said that the Phoenix is dead right?"

Kame Sennin: "Yes?"

Diana: "But how the new generation of Amazons will sustain itself?! I have been blessed but certainly not the newborn girls!"

Kame Sennin: "Yeah, that's a problem. I think that your mom and sisters should do more: this."

He makes moves of grabbing breasts with his hands.

Diana: "Stop it! That's embarrassing!"

Kame Sennin: "It's an actual advice Diana! I am serious!"

Bulma: "Okay, have you finished you family chat? Because, can I have another Kinto-Un too?"

Kame Sennin turned to the Turtle.

Kame Sennin: "This beautiful girl saved you too?"

Turtle: "Absolutely not!"

Bulma: "What? And my salt water bucket that I have given to you?! It meant nothing right now?!"

Kame Sennin: "Unfortunately, I have only one Kinto-Un. But If I can give something to you if… (take a more perverted tone). If you can show me your panties!"

Bulma blushed along with Diana.

Bulma: "My panties?"

Diana: "Mother was right…"

Turtle: "Master! It's that the words worthy of a wise master like you?!"

Kame Sennin: "Oh, shut it! Even a sage can see panties often!"

Turtle: "I understand more why you cannot climb on Kinto-Un anymore…"

Kame Sennin: "Silence!"

Bulma smiled, having an idea in her mind.

Bulma: "Huh, okay. If there is only that to please you… THERE!"

She raised her nightdress, where the panties are supposed to be there but they are not. Shocking Kame Sennin, the Turtle and Diana. Kame Sennin has a nosebleed before turning. Bulma releases her nightdress before turning back.

Bulma: "Oh my, that's embarrassing!"

Kame Sennin (to the turtle): "You see that? I didn't ask so much. This is luck!"

Turtle: "But master!"

Bulma turned to Kame Sennin.

Bulma: "What do you want to give me?"

Kame Sennin: "Ah? Huh, yes! What can I find?"

Bulma finally sees the pendant in question while Kame Sennin was reflecting.

Bulma: "Oh wait! Show me that!"

Kame Sennin: "What, my underwear?"

Bulma: "No! I don't care about your underwear! Show me what you have around your neck!"

Kame Sennin: "Ah, this?"

The old man gives the pendant to Bulma.

Kame Sennin: "It's beautiful, right? I found it in the bottom of the ocean, a century ago and I made it a pendant."

Bulma: "It would be…"

She realised it was the three-stars dragon ball.

Bulma turned to the sky were Goku was playing with Kinto-Un.

Bulma: "Goku! Come here quick! I have to something to show you!"

Goku: "What?"

He arrived in front of Bulma and comes down.

Goku: "Aah! That's a dragon ball!"

Diana: "We have the three stars!"

Bulma: "Yes! It's cool right?"

Kame Sennin: "A Dragon Ball?"

Goku: "It's having three stars. It's named San Shinchu, right?"

Bulma: "Yeah, I saw it. It was the one in the extreme south!"

Kame Sennin: "It is a valuable object?"

Bulma: "It's a chance! I thought it was in the middle of the sea and it was hard to find it. Thanks! I guard it!"

Kame Sennin: "I didn't say that I would give it to you…"

Bulma in response lifted her nightdress once again.

Bulma: "Come on! Please! Look!"

Kame Sennin has a nosebleed once again.

Kame Sennin: "Okay. Okay… I give it to you."

Bulma released her nightdress and danced in joy.

Bulma: "Yeah! Yeah!"

Kame Sennin decided to leave, he climbed on the Turtle and he goes to the sea.

Kame Sennin: "Heh… I have saw something really beautiful. It's good to live old…"

Bulma goes on her moto while Diana climbed on Kinto-Un with Goku.

Bulma: "Goodbye!"

The group of three goes back to their house. Diana was on the cloud, sited while Goku was standing in front. While Bulma is on her moto.

Goku: "You see, it was a good thing to help the turtle?!"

Bulma: "Yeah, we have good luck!"


They arrived after a few hours back to the Hoi-Poi house. Bulma comes down from her moto while Goku and Diana stays on Kinto-Un.

Bulma: "I will dress myself up. Then I will pack away the house in the Hoi-Poi capsule and we will go!"

Bulma goes inside of the house.

Goku: "Hehe… I love this new gift!"

Diana: "Yeah, me too! It's so soft!"

Bulma: "WAAAAAAHHH! MY PANTIES!"

Diana and Goku are surprised. They decided to come down from Kinto-Un and goes inside of the house.

Goku: "What's happening?"

Diana: "Are you okay?"

Bulma: "Why… Why my panties are here?"

She holds a panty in her hands, trembling.

Diana: "Oooh… I see…"

Bulma: "No, I cannot be! It can't beee! I didn't have my… my…"

Goku: "Ah yes, don't worry! You can still live even if you haven't balls or a penis anymore, down here?"

Diana: "What do you mean by that, Goku-chan?"

Bulma: "What?"

Goku rubs the back of his head.

Goku: "I have saw that this morning. I didn't do it in purpose!"

Bulma began to realise and approach Goku, now furious.

Bulma: "You didn't take out my panty?! Do you?!"

Goku: "What is a panty?"

Diana: "Oh no, what have you done Goku-chan?"

Bulma shows the panty in front of Goku.

Bulma: "This is a panty!"

Goku: "Aaaaaah. Now, yes that's me!"

Bulma now red of rage. She takes an uzi from one of the Capsules and began to fire at Goku.

BRATATATATATATATATATATATA!

Goku: "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"

Diana facepalmed herself.

Diana: "I can't believe it…"


A few moments later…

Everyone was in the exterior. Bulma was dressed in an overall, her hair was back in a braid.

She pushes a button close to the door of the house. The house disappeared in a puff and returned to its capsule state. She takes it back.

Bulma: "The next time that to you dare take out my panty. I won't be so indulgent to you, Goku!"

Goku: "It's hurt a lot. Why did you do that?"

Diana crossed her arms in front of Goku.

Diana: "I hope that you won't do it again, right? It was disrespectful to say the least. You promise, Goku-chan?"

She touched the nose of the young boy.

Goku: "Okay, I won't do it again."

Bulma: "Hey. I think it would be more practical if we continue our trip on your Kinto-Un."

Goku: "But you can't! Grandpa said that you can't climb it if you are not nice!"

Bulma: "What? And why?! I am fair and pure girl!"

Goku: "You want to try?"

Bulma jumps on Kinto-Un but traverse it and falls face to the ground.

Goku: "See?"

Bulma: "What? Why I cannot climb? Am I too beautiful for that? It's that a crime?!"

Diana: "No, you are too much self-absorbed. I have to be honest…"

Bulma: "Shut up!"

Bulma takes out a Hoi-Poi Capsule, use it and toss it. The white moto appeared and she climbs on it. Diana climbs on Kinto-Un.

Diana: "Now let's go!"

Goku and Diana sited on Kinto-Un before the group of three leave. Kinto-Un is quite faster than Bulma's moto at full speed.

Goku: "Hey, you are slow!"

Bulma: "Silence! This is you who you are going too fast!"


Three days later, the group of three finally arrived in the west and were approaching the fifth ball. Bulma was now dressed in different clothes, she was dressed in a blue sweat, red shoes and shorts. They were stopped in a path. Diana and Goku are still on Kinto-Un and Bulma in her moto.

They turned to the Dragon Radar.

Goku: "Are we still far?"

Bulma: "No. We are really close now. She is just in front of us."

Diana: "There is a lot of houses there… You believe that the Dragon Ball is in this village?"

Bulma: "Maybe! Let's go there!"

When the group of three arrived to the village. The village was silent and desert despite the fact that the houses are still quite intact.

Bulma: "That's a calm here. It seems that this village is inhabited."

Goku: "No, I feel the presence of several people."

Diana: "Really?"

Goku: "Yeah!"

Diana: "Let's go then. Just…"

She takes out her shield and sword.

Diana: "… let's be careful."

Goku and Bulma nodded and the group arrived inside of the village.


To be continued… There is Oolong!

The villagers of this town are terrified because a being supposed to be very strong and terrifying want to kidnap a girl and force to marry her. The group of three have to fight him if they want to have the Dragon Ball.