Wonder Woman Dragon Ball

[Edit: My chapter is post for Akira Toriyama who has left us in Emna Daio world a few days ago. Thanks for the marvelous masterpiece that was Dragon Ball. Thanks you, Toriyama Sensei].

[Dragon Ball Opening 1 – Makafushigi Adventure].

The opening began with the seven Dragon Balls appearing in the stars quickly followed by an image of the sun with his solar eruptions. Then, the title appeared on the right: Wonder Woman Dragon Ball. Wonder is written in red while Woman is written in blue. While the words Dragon Ball are written in orange, with the Four-Star Ball in place of the O of Dragon.

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu.

The scene cuts toward the mountains with the house of Grandpa Gohan and child Goku appearing in front of the camera, crossing his arms in a nonchalant way. He is quickly hugged behind by a 12 years old Diana while he tries to free himself from the hug who too thigh. But then, the two stopped by seeing a Four-Star dragon ball approaching them.

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki.

They looked at it before the Dragon Balls flies to the sky above the mountains while the two turned to see them. Another cut shows Goku coming from the sky, turning his Nyoi-Bo like a helicopter above his head.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

Sou sa ima koso abobenchaa!

A cut shows the mountains surrounded by a big river with then Goku coming from the sky on Kinto-Un accompanied by Diana who holds his back to stay in place. Then the two goes in the sky once again. Then a few cuts show Goku doing several fight poses followed by the image of the One-Star ball.

Mune waku-waku noi ga GISSIRI

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Another cut shows a teenage Bulma on her moto while Oolong in his military outfit rubs his head on Bulma's back with a perverted face. Bulma smashes him on the head and Oolong falls from the moto. He is forced to followed Bulma by running.

Another cut shows Yamucha on his moto with on his shoulder his friend Puaru. He is followed by the moto of Bulma on the right.

Another cut shows the shell of Muten Roshi before the angle turns right in front of him, he makes a V sign with his fingers of his left hand while he holds his staff in his right hand. He is installed on the turtle with on the background Kame House.

Soitsu mitsuke ni yukou ze BOY

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

Kumo no mashin de kyou mo tobu no sa

Another cut shows the mountains clouded by purple clouds with a big column of light emerging from the ground and going inside the clouds. The light shapes itself and forms to finally reveal Shenron.

The next cut shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un seen from above before they go straight to the camera.

The next cut still shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un crossing the sky at great speed now they are seen sideways. It is showed clearly that Diana holds herself by hugging Goku from behind, also she makes the double of his height.

Let's try try try makafushigi

Sora wo kakenuke yama wo koe

The next cut shows the Kinto-Un point of view, while the mountains and forest rapidly passing quickly around.

Let's fly fly fly daibouken.

Fushigi na tabi ga hajumaru ze

The next cut shows Goku on Kinto-Un making a smile while his Nyoi-Bo with Diana stills behind his back, smiling also.

The next cut shows two cliffs slowly separated and reveal a dark sky with a red ground with around the Dragon Balls floating. With Kinto-Un with his two passengers flying to the horizon.

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

The next cut shows a gorilla right hand smashing a wall while his left hand smashes a tower. The next cut shows Oolong, Bulma, Yamucha, Diana and Puaru running away in fear from a gigantic gorilla destroying a castle behind them.

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

The next cut shows Goku charging with his Nyoi-Bo, with a Yamucha in another cut with his sword. The third cut shows them battling against one another.

The next cut shows Goku on his now very extended Nyoi-Bo, observing something in the left of the screen in the summit of it. Diana is beside him on Kinto-Un, looking at the same thing. The mountains are in the background, then a plane arrived from this same background.

Sou sa Ima koso abobenchaa!

The plane arrived in the background of the image, showing Yamucha, Puaru, Oolong and Bulma inside. Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un arrived in front of the camera with a big smile while the passengers of the plane encourage them.

Ep 3: There is Oolong!

Our trio is inside of the empty and quiet village or could it be?

Bulma: "You said that there are inhabitants even there is no sound?"

Goku: "Yes, I'm certain. I am feeling the presence of humans."

Diana: "Hm… I am also feeling something."

Bulma: "HELLLO! SOMEONE IS HERE?!"

Only silence responded.

Goku: "Strange…"

Diana: "Yeah."

Bulma: "See? There is nobody here! Anyway, one thing is certain: the Dragon Ball is here and nowhere else!"

Goku: "Yes! There is people here! I can feel it! I will verify!"

He goes toward a door of the house marked 8 with a door marked 'Sherman Priest', he knocks the door.

Goku: "Hello? You are here, right? Why you didn't respond?"

Bulma: "That's closed, you need a key!"

Goku: "Okay, then!"

He slams the door with fist.

VLAM!

He pierced a big hole, destroying the lock by the same occasion.

Goku: "This is open now!"

Bulma: "You don't need to destroy everything…"

Suddenly, a voice from the interior is coming…

Voice: "YAAAAHH!"

A shadow arrived toward Goku who hasn't the time to turn, he receives on his head the blade of an axe, but Goku's head is so resistant that the axe break.

Goku: "OW! OW! OW!"

Bulma: "KYAAAAAAHH!"

Diana: "WHAT THE HELL?!"

In front of them, a man in a farmer cloth, with a moustache, glasses and hair in each size of his head except the upper part of his head since he is bald. He was shocked and terrified.

Man: "No… This axe hadn't done anything to him… I knew it…"

Goku: "What the hell is your problem?!"

The boy agitates Nyoi-Boi in front the man menacingly. Diana joined Goku and pointed her sword toward him.

Diana: "Respond now!"

The man joined his hands in pray.

Man: "I… am sorry, great Oolong! I will give you anything, money and food, anything! But spare my daughter! Not my daughter!"

The trio is confused.

Goku: "Huh?"

Diana: "Who is Oolong?"

A few minutes later… The ruckus is calmed and the villagers sees that our trio is not whatever is Oolong. All were reunited around the house of the farmer. Inside, there is Diana, Bulma and Goku. Accompanied by the farmer and his daughter. The daughter was curing Goku who was sited on the ground.

Farmer: "I am sorry my boy. I believed it was Oolong. I foolishly thought that he has taken another appearance."

Farmer's daughter: "Are you better?"

She put a wet sheet on Goku's head, he only nodded. Bulma turned to the farmer.

Bulma: "If it was me. I would be dead now!"

Farmer: "I am confused, hehe…"

Diana: "You have to be terrified from him to wave an axe like that."

Goku turned to the girl and touched the apron of the little girl, right where her crotch is situated.

Girl: "KYAAH!"

Goku smiled.

Goku: "You are a girl you!"

Diana smacked the head of Goku.

Goku: "OW! Why did you do that?"

Diana: "Stop doing that, Goku-chan!"

Bulma: "I almost intervened… (she turned to the farmer) I have to know a thing, who is this Oolong you mentioned earlier?"

The farmer embraced his daughter who was still terrified.

Farmer: "Ah? Yes, Oolong. He is a sorcerer who inhabits the land. He can transform and take different appearances. He is terrifying and nobody have seen who is really. He has come yesterday in a demon form and he has remarked. He is an obsessed of the worst kind. He has taken away several girls of the village already. We cannot run away or resist him or he will devour the inhabitants!"

Goku: "But you should bring down this monster!"

Farmer: "This is unthinkable! He is big like that!"

He extended his hand to the air to give an idea of how terrifying is Oolong.

Bulma: "Hmm… I have an idea!"

She goes to her bag and take out the four-stars Dragon Ball.

Bulma: "Do you have something like that?"

The Farmer take the Dragon Ball and adjust his glasses to better see.

Farmer: "Hm… No, I don't have that inside of my house… This is the first time that I one like that…"

At this moment, an overweight old woman comes from the crowd. She was recognizable by her white scarf on her head and green dress.

Old woman: "Oh! I have something like that in my house!"

Bulma: "I knew it! I knew it!"

Farmer: "You have something like that, grandma Paozu?"

She nodded; the trio exited the house. The grandma goes to her house before coming back with a Dragon Ball, it has six stars on it.

Grandma Paozu: "My grandmother has found this somewhere in this land, a long time ago. This is the thing you search?"

Bulma: "Yes, yes! That's we searched!"

Goku: "This is the ball with six stars, Ryu Shinchu!"

Diana: "I have a proposition. You give us the Dragon Ball and in exchange, we beat up this Oolong!"

Grandma Paozu: "It would be wonderful but… A little woman like you is uncapable!"

Bulma: "Not me, but these two yes!"

She pointed to Goku and Diana.

Goku turned to Diana.

Goku: "Can I touch grandma Paozu, to see this is a girl?"

Diana: "No Goku-chan. What I have said to you?"

Goku: "Okay (he turned to grandma Paozu) Are you a girl?"

Grandma Paozu: "Of course, I am way past my prime but still. I am endurant!"

Diana: "That's an improvement Goku-chan, you have to simply demand!"

Farmer: "But you know… even if you have a chance to beat Oolong. We have to know where his house is, to save the other girls of the village!"

Bulma: "I have an idea! (turn to the Farmer's daughter)."

Farmer's daughter: "What? My clothes?"

A few minutes later, inside of the Farmer's house.

Goku was dressed in a blue robe with an apron while his hair his head is hidden inside a pink scarf decorated with flowers.

Goku: "Why I have to wear these kinds of clothes?!"

Bulma: "It suit you well, I am surprised!"

Diana: "So, we have to make Oolong believe that you are a little girl and follow Oolong to his house. You smash his gut and you free the prisoners! Altought, I would have like to be the one to disguise…"

Bulma: "You are too tall and too muscular. It would be too obvious. But if everything goes off the rails, then you can intervene!"

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

A villager armed with a rifle arrived inside of the house.

Villager: "Oolong has arrived! He is right in front of the village!"

Bulma: "Hide now! We will go through the plan!"

Goku exited the house accompanied by the princess, Diana hides behind a wall of one the house.

Bulma: "I count on you Goku!"

Goku: "And you Bulma?"

She slams the door in front of Goku.

Bulma: "I pray for you and do what we have said!"

Goku: "Pff… This plan is dumb. I would have beat him up in one fist!"

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

Diana could see it from her hiding. Oolong was some kind of demon measuring three meters, with two long horns and a big pig face. He was wearing a costard and holds on his hands several sunflowers.

Oolong: "Hehehe! I have to come to you, my beauty!"

Oolong could see that the "little girl" has nothing on her.

Oolong: "Hm…? You will marry me and everything you have is a stick?"

Goku: "Yeah, yeah! Take me and quick!"

On Bulma's side…

Bulma: "That idiot, he is a really bad actor! He will bring his suspicion out if he continues to talk like that!"

Back to Goku…

Oolong: "Ho, don't be angry! You know, I am very nice!"

He could see that the disguised Goku was trembling.

Oolong: "You are trembling now?"

Goku (thoughts): "Oh no! This is not a moment to piss!"

Oolong: "Oooh. I see now, this is my appearance who scare you! Well then! TRANSFORMATION!"

In a puff, Oolong transforms into a handsome man, with a cane, a big hat and a grey coat. He has a small black hair and a moustache. He was like in his 30s.

On Diana's side…

Diana: "By the Amazonians… He could easily fool anyone with this kind of transformation!"

Back to Goku…

Oolong: "I am in your convenience for you, miss? Or would you like that I will be a bit younger?"

Goku: "Oh?"

Oolong: "What?"

Bulma was there, with big hearts in her eyes. Making Goku falls in disbelief, accompanied by Diana in her hiding.

Bulma: "Hehehe… Hello, I am presenting myself! My name is Bulma, I have 16 years old!"

Oolong lifted his eyebrow, interested.

Oolong: "Oooh. And your chest size?"

She removes her jacket, revealing her shirt and more distinguishable curves.

Bulma: "I making 85 cm!"

Oolong (thoughts): "85 cm… Cool… I would make puff puff! But she has 16 years old. She is older than me but hey, that's not quite a problem. Oh, I am hesitating right now, the little cute one or the big luscious one? Why not both?"

On Diana's side…

Diana: "Why Bulma is doing this?! She would ruin everything!"

Returning to Goku…

Oolong sees that the "little girl" was pissing to the tree… standing up instead of being a sited like a girl would do.

Oolong: "Wha…"

He approaches Goku, now suspicious.

Oolong (thoughts): "Wait a second… She is not embarrassed at all! She is pissing while standing up? How she is doing it?"

He looks to Goku and his expression changes between stupefaction and horror.

Oolong: "GWOOOOH! It's horrible! I see something that I shouldn't see! (turn to Goku) You… You are not the girl from yesterday!"

Goku turned to him, surprised.

Goku: "Huh? How did you realised without making pun pun?!"

Oolong was now furious.

Oolong: "You miserable… You mocked the great Oolong?! TRANSFORMATION!"

In a puff of smoke, the handsome man disappeared and a gigantic crimson bull appeared in front of Goku.

Oolong: "You will regret to make me mad! I am really scary and strong!"

Goku: "He transformed in a bull!"

Bulma exited her trance, realising her error.

Bulma: "I am so dumb! I am losing control when I see a good man!"

She rushes back to the house of the farmer and hides.

Farmer: "Your behaviour is causing a mess! The plan has failed and Oolong is furious now! (he turned to his daughter). But be assured, this young girl will marry Oolong instead of you!"

Farmer's daughter: "Yeay!"

Bulma: "It's nice to decide to me, isn't it?! But no: I won't marry monsters ever! (she turns to the door). Son Goku, Diana! Plan B, fight him and make him spits out where he hides the girls of the village!"

Son Goku rips off his disguise, Diana jumped out from her hiding and joins him.

Goku: "Hehe… We should have done that in the beginning!"

Diana: "I agree with you, Goku!"

She takes out her sword and shield.

Oolong: "You two, taking me out, huhuhu! Don't make me laugh! Bring me the girl from yesterday and maybe I will forget this mockery!"

Goku only sticked his tongue out.

Goku: "You still can run! BLEAH!"

Oolong: "Muhuhuhu! You underestimate me, isn't it?!"

Goku makes a sumo move.

Goku: "DOSUKOI!"

Diana joins him by making a mockery on her own. She points her sword toward Oolong.

Diana: "I'm defying you, vile monster!"

Goku takes out his Nyoi-Bo.

Goku: "Come on, come to us!"

Oolong: "Muhuhuhu… If you want to present apologies, this is now or never, you two! So, I am repeating this: I am very terrifying and really strong!"

Goku: "Yeah, we get it! Stop talk and come fight!"

Oolong: "Are you stupid? You have no chance to win! You will die!"

Diana began to skeptical about his whereabouts.

Diana: "You fight or you are too scared?"

Oolong: "I see, you really want to fight…"

He glanced to the clock of the village and was seized by panick.

Oolong: "Huh… wait here, I have to come back!"

Goku: "Huh?!"

Diana: "Hey, come back!"

The two runs to follow the cowardly bull. They arrived outside the walls of the village but then, they could that Oolong has disappeared.

Goku: "Huh? Where he did go?"

The duo sees that a small pig boy was whistling a small music, he was dressed some kind of military outfit.

Diana: "Hey, you!"

Pig boy: "Yeah?"

Goku: "Did you see a big bull passing? You know where he is gone?"

He pointed his left.

Pig boy: "There!"

Goku: "Drat, he is too fast!"

Diana: "Let's go!"

The duo runs in pursuit to Oolong.

But the pig boy only laughed silently.

Oolong: "Huff… It was close, they almost discovered my real appearance. It wouldn't be serious if everyone knew if the Great Oolong is in reality a cute piglet."

On Bulma's side…

Bulma: "Hm… Son Goku scared Oolong away, it's that it?"

Farmer: "I don't think that this is that…"

Back on Oolong side…

The duo returned from their trip.

Goku: "Weird. He has surely changed in a bird and running away…"

Oolong: "You didn't find him?"

Goku: "No…"

Diana turned to the pig boy, now she was suspicious.

Diana: "Wait a second. Who are you?"

Oolong: "I am an inhabitant of this village."

Diana: "And I didn't see you in the group of villagers?"

Oolong: "You are just blind; you should have glasses."

Diana turned to Goku.

Diana: "He is suspect don't you think?"

Goku: "What? He seems nice!"

Diana: "This is strange, the bull has run away so fast and we suddenly found this pig boy right outside the village! This is really suspicious!"

Goku: "Huh… I don't understand…"

Diana: "You'll see it… (turn to Oolong) I have a few questions for you."

Oolong began to be nervous, he realised that this girl is not quite easily fooled that he thought. He sees Diana taking her lasso.

Oolong: "What are you doing? Don't approach me!"

Diana: "I just want to talk to you, you know?"

Oolong suddenly runs as fast as he could, but Diana quickly reacts and capture Oolong with her lasso.

Oolong: "OW! This hurt, what is your problem?"

Diana: "Now respond to me… Are you Oolong?"

Oolong: "What? I am… not…"

Diana: "Respond!"

The lasso glowed.

Oolong: "Yes, I am Oolong… What? How, I can talk so easily like that?!"

Diana: "My weapon is not called 'The Lasso of Truth' for nothing. I unmasked you now."

Goku: "How did you realised it, Diana? You are such a genius!"

Diana smiled to Goku.

Diana: "I have my little secrets Goku-chan!"

She drags Oolong with her lasso to the village.

Diana: "Good news! We captured Oolong!"

Farmer: "Really?"

Bulma: "You have done it?"

Diana: "There he is!"

She pointed to the pig boy, still attached at the lasso.

Bulma: "Wait, this little guy is Oolong?"

Farmer: "This is so pathetic; I don't want to be angered…"

Goku: "You should apologize."

Oolong: "I am sorry."

Grandma Paozu: "I hope that the girls you have kidnapped are well."

Oolong: "Yeah, very well I would say."

Bulma: "Anyway, you will bring us to your house now!"

All the people of the village exited it, Goku, Diana and Oolong in front.

Goku (to Oolong): "If you try to transform to an ant, I will stomp you."

Oolong gulped at this idea.

Farmer: "These two teens are wonderful."

Grandma Paozu: "There I have the ball that I promised you."

Bulma: "Thanks!"

A few moments later, they arrived in front of Oolong's manor.

Bulma: "Wow, you inhabit inside of this cozy manor. I never believed that seeing you transformed."

Oolong: "Huhuhu… I have built it with the money that I stole in several place."

Goku: "You don't have to be proud of it!"

The farmers go inside of the house.

Farmer 1: "Hedge, dad has to come to save you!"

Mom farmer: "My little Hog! It's mom!"

Farmer 2: "Lee, everything is alright now!"

But in front of them. One of the daughters is sited on a sofa, drinking a smootie, dressed in rich clothes. The other is performing yoga. The last is drinking on the table.

Daughter 1: "Ugh, leave us."

Daughter 2: "We rather be here instead being in the fields."

Farmer 1: "What?"

Oolong: "This is why I wanted a gentle and obedient little girl. These are too spendthrift. Take them back please…"

A few hours later…

Bulma, Goku and Diana accompanied with an imprisoned Oolong. Bulma was conducing while Goku and Diana surround Oolong.

Bulma: "We have only two dragon balls to find! We will find them all faster that I have excepted!"

Goku: "I want to know something, why Oolong come with us?"

Oolong: "Yeah, I would want to know why!"

Bulma: "I find your transformation techniques quite good! It would be useful in our quest!"

Oolong: "But I don't want that! I don't like travels, it's annoying!"

Bulma: "It is quite hot; I would surely sleep in underwear."

Oolong: "What? Hm… To be honest, travels are not bad certain times."

But Oolong sees that Diana was glaring at him.

Oolong: "What?"

Diana: "I see you Oolong. I watching you."

Oolong rolled his eyes.

Goku: "I have a question. Are you a boy, Oolong?"

Oolong: "Yeah, what the heck is that question?"

Diana: "This is fortunate for you, because he could have verified in a 'different' way."

Oolong: "What do you mean by that?"

Diana: "I let you imagine…"

To be continued… The Desert Bandit and his malicious cat!

Our group of travellers are traversing the desert but will fall face to face with a bandit and an old acquaintance of Oolong.