Wonder Woman Dragon Ball
[Dragon Ball Opening 1 – Makafushigi Adventure].
The opening began with the seven Dragon Balls appearing in the stars quickly followed by an image of the sun with his solar eruptions. Then, the title appeared on the right: Wonder Woman Dragon Ball. Wonder is written in red while Woman is written in blue. While the words Dragon Ball are written in orange, with the Four-Star Ball in place of the O of Dragon.
Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu.
The scene cuts toward the mountains with the house of Grandpa Gohan and child Goku appearing in front of the camera, crossing his arms in a nonchalant way. He is quickly hugged behind by a 12 years old Diana while he tries to free himself from the hug who too thigh. But then, the two stopped by seeing a Four-Star dragon ball approaching them.
Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki.
They looked at it before the Dragon Balls flies to the sky above the mountains while the two turned to see them. Another cut shows Goku coming from the sky, turning his Nyoi-Bo like a helicopter above his head.
Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima
Sou sa ima koso abobenchaa!
A cut shows the mountains surrounded by a big river with then Goku coming from the sky on Kinto-Un accompanied by Diana who holds his back to stay in place. Then the two goes in the sky once again. Then a few cuts show Goku doing several fight poses followed by the image of the One-Star ball.
Mune waku-waku noi ga GISSIRI
Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI
Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru
Another cut shows a teenage Bulma on her moto while Oolong in his military outfit rubs his head on Bulma's back with a perverted face. Bulma smashes him on the head and Oolong falls from the moto. He is forced to followed Bulma by running.
Another cut shows Yamucha on his moto with on his shoulder his friend Puaru. He is followed by the moto of Bulma on the right.
Another cut shows the shell of Muten Roshi before the angle turns right in front of him, he makes a V sign with his fingers of his left hand while he holds his staff in his right hand. He is installed on the turtle with on the background Kame House.
Soitsu mitsuke ni yukou ze BOY
Youkaihenge mo buttobashi
Kumo no mashin de kyou mo tobu no sa
Another cut shows the mountains clouded by purple clouds with a big column of light emerging from the ground and going inside the clouds. The light shapes itself and forms to finally reveal Shenron.
The next cut shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un seen from above before they go straight to the camera.
The next cut still shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un crossing the sky at great speed now they are seen sideways. It is showed clearly that Diana holds herself by hugging Goku from behind, also she makes the double of his height.
Let's try try try makafushigi
Sora wo kakenuke yama wo koe
The next cut shows the Kinto-Un point of view, while the mountains and forest rapidly passing quickly around.
Let's fly fly fly daibouken.
Fushigi na tabi ga hajumaru ze
The next cut shows Goku on Kinto-Un making a smile while his Nyoi-Bo with Diana stills behind his back, smiling also.
The next cut shows two cliffs slowly separated and reveal a dark sky with a red ground with around the Dragon Balls floating. With Kinto-Un with his two passengers flying to the horizon.
Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu
The next cut shows a gorilla right hand smashing a wall while his left hand smashes a tower. The next cut shows Oolong, Bulma, Yamucha, Diana and Puaru running away in fear from a gigantic gorilla destroying a castle behind them.
Oikakero! DRAGON BALL
Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama.
Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima
The next cut shows Goku charging with his Nyoi-Bo, with a Yamucha in another cut with his sword. The third cut shows them battling against one another.
The next cut shows Goku on his now very extended Nyoi-Bo, observing something in the left of the screen in the summit of it. Diana is beside him on Kinto-Un, looking at the same thing. The mountains are in the background, then a plane arrived from this same background.
Sou sa Ima koso abobenchaa!
The plane arrived in the background of the image, showing Yamucha, Puaru, Oolong and Bulma inside. Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un arrived in front of the camera with a big smile while the passengers of the plane encourage them.
Ep 4: The Desert Bandit and his malicious cat!
The group of four was on the boat of Bulma, traversing the river between the rocks and mountains.
Goku: "This is so long… How much we have to wait?"
Diana: "You are clearly not used on boat travels, Goku-chan."
Oolong: "Where we go actually?"
Bulma: "It will long, at least three days of travel."
The two boys groaned while Bulma takes out a small book of maps and opens it.
Bulma: "Let's see… If I guessed well, it's there on the Mt. Frying Pan."
Oolong paled in horror.
Oolong: "Wha… WHAT?! The Mt. Frying Pan?! Do you seriously want to go there?!"
Diana: "You know it?"
Oolong: "You don't know?! The Mt. Frying Pan is inhabited by the Ox-king Gyumao!"
Diana: "I heard about this name before…"
Bulma: "Oh, it's nothing! Goku and Diana will charge themselves of him."
Oolong: "You cannot imagine how Gyumao is terrifying!"
Goku: "Of course, that would be funnier!"
BOM!
Oolong transforms into a fish.
Oolong: "Don't count on me!"
He jumps to the water.
Oolong: "I leave! Goodbye, losers!"
Diana: "He is running away!"
But Oolong is already invisible in the water before Bulma stops the boat completely.
Diana: "What a coward…"
Goku: "So, I have no other choice to fish him out!"
He began to undress himself.
Bulma: "Wait a second!"
Goku: "Huh?"
Bulma: "I have a better idea. Don't need to wet yourself to catch him up. But turn around for a second please."
Goku: "Huh… okay?"
Goku turns around while he dresses himself back.
Diana: "What are you doing Bulma?"
Bulma just put back her pants before attaching her panty to a fishing rod line.
Bulma: "It would be perfect with that!"
Diana: "Ooooh… I see now."
Goku: "What's this?"
Bulma: "My panty that I just removed!"
She plunges the panty inside the water and wait for a moment, to Diana impatience and Goku's confusion.
Then something pulls the line, Bulma instantly reacted and pulls out her prey, it was Oolong who was biting the panty.
Bulma: "There! I have trapped him!"
Goku catches Oolong between his hands.
Oolong: "I can't believe it, she has trapped me!"
Goku: "But what do you have in your head?"
Diana: "I am asking the same question…"
A few moments later…
Oolong was in his normal form again, sited back between the two warriors. Goku exited a knife and a fork from his bag.
Goku: "If you try to escape again, I transform you into breaded pork before eating you!"
Oolong has shills of dread before sighing while the monkey boy put his things back to his bag.
Oolong: "Okay, I have no other choice. (turn to Bulma) But give me your panties back…"
Bulma: "There, I give that in place."
She extended her hand toward Oolong, with a red candy.
Oolong: "Huh?"
Diana: "What this that round thing?"
Oolong takes it and observes it.
Oolong: "This is a vulgar candy!"
Bulma: "I give you my panty only if give us a service."
At these words, Oolong reluctantly take the candy and eat it.
Oolong: "That's true? You promise me, right?"
Goku: "I would have a candy too!"
Diana: "Yeah, I want to taste that kind of thing."
Bulma: "You don't need it, both."
Diana: "Why?"
Oolong: "Hehehe…! See? This is because I please girls!"
Diana lifted her eyebrow.
Diana: "Only good men can seduce girls and, in my knowledge, it would be a long time before you have a girlfriend."
Oolong grumbled some gibberish against Diana.
POF! POF! POF! PSHHH!
The motor of the boat began to weaken and interrupt itself several times before stopping completely.
Bulma: "Huh? Oh, the motor broke! (she turns to the control panel) I can't believe it, no gasoline anymore!"
She turned back to Oolong.
Bulma: "Hey, can you change to gasoline?"
Oolong: "Of course not… I can't change to anything!"
Goku: "What's gasoline is?"
Diana: "I don't know Goku-chan…"
Bulma: "So, let's go to the river shore and I will take out a Hoi-Poi Capsule who has gasoline inside. Transform yourself to a paddle!"
Oolong: "A paddle? Okay then… TRANSFORMATION!"
Oolong transforms to a paddle and Goku takes him in his hands before pushing the water energetically.
Goku: "Let's go! Let's go!"
Oolong: "Glarg! Glarg! Hey, I am frail, you know! Handle me more gently!"
Diana: "You are quite useful when you want, Oolong!"
The group arrived to the shore, Goku takes the cord of the boat, jumps before attaching the cord around a trunk of a nearby tree.
Goku: "There! It's moored!"
Bulma: "Thanks!"
Diana jumps at her turn to the shore and the two warriors pulls the cord and the boat approached sufficiently enough to Bulma to come down, followed by Oolong who was in his normal form again.
Goku: "I need to piss…"
Diana: "And I am hungry on my side."
He turns to the river and remove his pants and began to piss inside the river. Diana on her side takes out a sandwich from her bag and began to eat.
Oolong: "Hey, I have done something for you Bulma. Can you give me your panty?"
Bulma: "He… It's naïve from your part, if you want to take my panty from a beautiful like me so easily!"
Oolong: "Grmbl… You have tricked me! You promised me! Only one panty, please!"
Bulma rolled her eyes and goes inside her coat pocket but something is wrong: nothing is coming in her fingers. She paled at the horrible outcome.
Bulma: "I… I lost it… I lost my capsule box! AAAAH! It has surely fallen to the river! (Bulma turn to Oolong) Transforms yourself to a fish and search it! I promise you that I will give you my panty afterwards!"
Oolong: "Are you serious? The river is too big! I would have passed days to search it!"
Diana: "Oh no… that's not a good thing."
Bulma falls on knees and cried while Goku just finished pissing and put back his pants.
Goku: "What's the problem?"
Bulma: "I have lost my capsules! I cannot take my boat! I have not house, no car, no moto anymore! I can't go somewhere!"
Goku: "Yes, you can! You can still walk, you know?"
Bulma turns to him, now irritated.
Bulma: "It's easy to you to say that when you have your magic cloud that I cannot use!"
Oolong tries to escape in the bushes but Diana grabs him and whispers at him.
Diana: "You want me to eat you, pork? 'Cause I am a bit hungry right now!"
Oolong: "Okay, I won't try escape again… I promise!"
Goku: "You can ask Oolong to transform to a moto, no?"
Bulma widened in realisation.
Bulma: "Of course! You are intelligent when you want, Goku! (she turns to Oolong) Oolong, honneey? Can you transform to a moto pleaseeeee?"
Oolong: "Why I should do that?! I am not your slave!"
Bulma: "You really want to go against me? You would regret it!"
Oolong: "What? You'll punch me? I have a hard head!"
Bulma: "Okay, it's your problem!"
She began to whistle at him and Oolong suddenly feels his tummy groaning and something is moving inside his intestines.
Oolong: "OOOH! AAAAAHH!"
Oolong goes inside the bushes for a moment, the group could hear his moans, the ones when someone has a hard time evacuate his stools.
Bulma: "So, my little Oolong, you have digestive problems? I have fabricated this candy that you eaten earlier! It's a PP candy and when I whistle, you will have pain in your stomach! If you won't complain, I'll continue!"
Oolong slowly comes back from the bushes, holding his butt since he has pain in his butt.
Oolong: "For… Forgive me. I won't do it again. Stop it, please."
Bulma: "Okay, If you don't obey me, I will do it again."
Diana: "You are a devil, Bulma! That's such a low blow from you!"
Bulma: "Heh, I have a smart brain!"
Oolong: "Hmph… I should have known that something was shady with this candy… this is disgusting!"
Goku: "Fortunately, I don't have eaten something like that! It's seeming to work well. I'll try!"
Diana: "Huh Goku-chan, don't…"
He whistles as his turn and Oolong goes back to the bushes and began to shit on himself while Goku began to laugh hard.
Oolong: "It's amusing you?!"
Diana: "Goku-chan, seriously. I think Oolong has enough."
Bulma: "Come on, Oolong, transforms yourself to a motorbike!"
Oolong exited the bushes reluctantly.
Oolong: "TRANSFORMATION!"
He transformed himself to an old orange moto.
Bulma: "You call it a moto? You lack fashion…"
Oolong: "Oh shut up!"
Bulma: "Well, it would be better than walking."
But at the moment where Bulma sits on Oolong, he falls on itself.
Oolong: "YAARGH!"
Bulma stands up again.
Bulma: "You are not holding on?! You are now flat!"
Oolong: "OW! OW! OW! This is not my fault! I can change my appearance but not my strength!"
POOF!
Oolong changes back to his normal form.
Oolong: "Also, I can't be transformed longer than 5 minutes and take a pause of 1 minute."
Bulma: "I can't believe it…"
Diana: "You have to be pretty convincing to be an invincible monster with the village you have taken hostage!"
Oolong: "Heh, I have my kitchen secrets. (turn to Bulma). If you want, I can change to a panty! You cannot wear it anymore now you have tramped the only one you have in the river, I guess?"
Diana: "What are you doing Oolong? Don't do it what I think you're going to do!"
Oolong transforms to a panty and goes to Bulma's hand.
Oolong: "I am more confident in a panty form! There, wear me!"
Bulma: "It won't be absolutely useful!"
She smacked Oolong to the ground.
Oolong: "ARGH!"
Goku: "Let's go walk, anyway."
Diana: "Yeah, it would be good for our knees."
In the late afternoon, the group of travellers arrived inside a big rocky desert with small rocks formations here and there.
Diana and Goku were in front. They were sweating a little but the hot of the desert has little effect on them. Behind, Oolong and Bulma were sweating a lot, panting a lot, really tired and holding stick to help themselves walking. Bulma had tossed her long pants to replace it with small shirt and shorts.
Bulma: "I will die, this is horrible…!"
Goku: "You are not resistant… Look me and Diana are walking to accompany you."
Diana: "You should have trained to resist that kind of thing."
Bulma groaned in frustration.
Bulma: "I… I am girl from the town! So don't compare yourself to me peasant! Savage!"
Diana: "Hey, go slowly with the insult! I am a princess after all!"
Bulma: "I don't care! Anyway, why we are on this rocky desert?!"
Oolong: "We have no choice. You have to pass here to arrive to the Mt. Frying Pan…"
They walked a little further when Bulma and Oolong sited on the ground, close to a rock formation who gives a bit of shadow, panting a lot and in their weakest.
Bulma: "It can't do it anymore! We'll stop here for today!"
Goku: "This is pitiful…"
Diana: "I agree with you Goku-chan."
Bulma turns to Oolong.
Bulma: "I imagine that there is no hotel or even an inn…"
Oolong: "No, I don't think so…"
Bulma got red of frustration.
Bulma: "AAAAHHH! I HAVE ENOUGH! I HAVE ENOUUUGH! I'M HUNGRY! I WAN'T A BATH! I WAN'T A BED FOR SLEEEEEPING!"
She agitates everywhere on the ground like a bratty girl.
Oolong: "What a bad character. She is so capricious…"
Goku: "You are misplaced to say that…"
Bulma falls into a deep sleep with snoring by pure exhaustion.
Goku: "She has fallen asleep quickly."
Oolong lies to one of the pillars of a rock and put his cap on his face.
Oolong: "We should also sleep."
Goku: "I am hungry."
Diana: "There."
She gives to Goku a sandwich that Goku began to stuff himself with. The two warriors sited on the ground.
Diana: "(Sigh). Only us can only truly understand each other, don't you think Goku-chan?"
Goku: "Yeah, now you said it…"
Oolong: "Can I have one too?"
Diana: "Sorry, it was my last."
Oolong groaned.
Goku: "So, I will search something to eat."
Diana: "I will accompany you, two we have more chances."
Goku: "You love pork, Oolong?"
Oolong: "Of course not, idiot!"
Oolong suddenly sees something in the horizon with a great trail of smoke.
Oolong: "What's that in the horizon?"
Goku: "What?"
Diana: "I don't feel this is good…"
The vehicle arrived. It was some kind of a moto-jet. His conductor was an elegant man with a long dark hair and bangs. With a green martial art shirt, with orange pants and blue boots. He has also an orange scarf around the neck. With him, there is some kind of blue cat.
The three: "What the heck?"
He arrived on the ground close to the group followed by his cat.
Bandit: "Hello…"
Goku: "Who are you?"
Oolong: "I have a bad feeling…"
Bandit: "Hehe… I am the wolf who has established his landmark on this desertic land. My name is Yamucha."
Blue cat: "Me, my name is Puaru."
Yamucha: "It's not glorious to fight against toddlers but well… If you want to leave the desert alive, give me your money and capsules."
Oolong: "Wait, Puaru? Are you Puaru the crybaby?!"
Puaru: "Wait, Oolong?!"
Diana: "You know him, Oolong?"
Yamucha: "You know him, Puaru?"
Puaru: "Yeah! He was in preschool, in the school of metamorphosis of the south, he was bullying me constantly. He is pervert. He was been kicked out from the preschool because he stole the panty of teacher!"
Diana: "You both had shady past. One is coerced with a bandit when the other is a pervert!"
Puaru: "You creepy creep! I hate you! I hate you!"
Oolong: "Asshole, you still remember that?!"
Yamucha: "What a loser…"
Goku: "You haven't changed at all, Oolong."
Yamucha: "Anyway, this has not importance right now… Give me your money or your capsules."
Oolong hides behind Goku.
Oolong: "You are strong right? You know to fight?"
Goku: "What? Yeah, I am strong!"
Diana: "The muscles of my arms are not false so be assured Oolong!"
Oolong smirked and stops hiding.
Oolong: "Yamucha, right? We have nothing to give you! No money, not Hoi-Poi Capsules! Go away before you get beaten up!"
Yamucha: "Oh I see, you want one way ticket to paradise?"
He takes out his saber and pointed to the two warriors.
Puaru: "Do it, Yamucha! Give them a lesson!"
Diana takes out her sword and shield. Goku was hesitant on his side.
Goku: "Diana, why do I to fight?"
Diana quickly thinks at something that could convince Goku.
Diana: "He will kill us and steal us the food, Goku-chan!"
Goku widened and was now serious, he takes out his Nyoi-Bo.
Goku: "You won't steal the food!"
Yamucha: "Hm… this little guy is quite stupid."
The bandit launched Goku, the young warrior avoided Yamucha by jumping high.
Goku: "YAAAAAH!"
He went on to strike Yamucha but he reacted at the last moment and blocked his Nyoi-Bo, Goku jumped back. Diana charges behind Yamucha but he quickly reacts and blocked with his sword.
Yamucha (thoughts): "Drat, I have two adversaries. I have to be careful!"
Goku: "Nyoi-Bo, grow!"
The staff grows and strikes the back of Yamucha.
Yamucha: "Ourf!"
He falls on the ground before standing up with difficulty.
Yamucha: "Wait a second… How do you have this staff?"
Goku: "This is my late grandpa who has given me the Nyoï-Bo!"
Yamucha: "There is only one man who posess the Nyoï-Bo, the staff who can grow or shrink at will. What is the name of your grandfather?"
Goku: "The name of my grandpa? His name was Son Gohan!"
Diana: "Son Gohan? My mom has talked about him several times! I am so stupid to not have realised that Goku-chan has the same name has him!"
Yamucha: "I knew it… Son Gohan was a martial artist who has mastered all combat technics to absolute perfection and nobody could reach his power."
Oolong: "I heard about him too! His grandpa is a celebrity…"
Yamucha: "Son Gohan has a grandson, it's that so? I see now… I believed that you are not an ordinary boy. I wasn't prepared enough. (turn to Diana). And you? These clothes are familiar too."
Diana: "Because I am an Amazon!"
Yamucha: "Hm… An Amazon huh?"
He blushed a little about this thinking.
Yamucha (thoughts): "Fortunately, she is young. I am afraid of women but she is still a little girl here. You can beat her Yamucha!"
Goku: "What he is doing?"
Diana: "Hm… I don't know."
Yamucha: "Now, enough talking! Two adversaries to my stature, it will be good!"
He takes a posture imitating a mouth of a wolf.
Yamucha: "ROGA FUFU KEN!"
Diana: "Ah! Watch out, Goku-chan!"
But Goku has not time to react and Yamucha kicks him in the jaw before chaining him with a lot of palms and fists, then he sends him to a rock formation, Goku tears with his body several pillars before falling to the ground.
Diana: "Goku-chan! (turn to Yamucha) You will pay for that! RAAAAHHH!"
She launched against Yamucha, he managed dodges her swords and kicks. Then, he disarms the young girl by slamming her sword away.
Diana: "What the?"
Yamucha: "Not bad but you are still too slow and weak!"
With joining his hands, he slammed her head so hard that she falls to the ground, half-knocked out.
Diana: "Ooooooh… my head."
He turned to Oolong who was still hiding.
Oolong: "Aaaahh! Don't approach me! TRANSFORMATION!"
He transforms to a fly and began flying away.
Oolong: "Goodbye, loser!"
Yamucha: "Don't let him escape, Puaru!"
Puaru: "Yeah! Transformation to a fly swatter!"
Puaru transforms to the object in question and slaps Oolong.
Oolong: "GYAAH!"
Oolong falls to the ground and transforms back to his normal self.
Oolong: "AARGH! Asshole, why you hurt an old classmate?"
Puaru transforms back to his normal self and grins.
Puaru: "Serves you to bully me in the past!"
Yamucha: "So, if you don't want to suffer more. Give me your money and capsules!"
Oolong was terrified.
Oolong: "Of course."
He began to search in his pocket.
Oolong: "I was saving this for urgent situations…"
He takes out a Hoi-Poi with an M mark on its brand.
Oolong: "He… Here."
Yamucha: "Oooh. You look like a boy but you are rich after all. Hehehe… I would sell it with a big price!"
At this moment, Goku exits the rumbles.
Goku: "I am so hungry."
He sees the scene but also see Diana on the ground, still recovering from Yamucha's blow.
Goku: "You mean guy! Why did you do that?!"
Puaru: "Yamucha!"
Yamucha: "He is still alive? (he grins). You want to taste my Roga Fufu Ken again?"
Goku put himself in position quickly followed by Yamucha.
Goku: "You'll force me to use the Janken!"
Yamicha: "HAAAAA!"
Goku: "ROCK!"
The two strikes their fists before Goku touches his eyes with his finger.
Goku: "SCISSORS!"
Yamucha: "ARGH!"
Goku: "LEAF!"
VLAM!
In one blast with his palm, Goku sends Yamucha several meters away. Under the shocked eyes of Diana who has barely recovered and now sited but also Oolong was hidden behind the rock formation with a still asleep Bulma.
Diana: "By my grandma… He can do that…?"
Yamucha stands up, he was now furious.
Yamucha: "Asshole… It hurt!"
Goku: "Oh no… I am not strong anymore… I am so hungry…"
Diana: "No, Goku-chan!"
She tries to stand up beside her headache but can't try to stop Yamucha.
Yamucha: "WOOOOAAAAHHH!"
The bandit straight at Goku, ready to deliver the fatal blow.
Oolong: "Oh no, he is angry right now!"
Bulma at this moment awaken and sits.
Bulma: "Can you make less sound? I am trying to sleep!"
Yamucha stops himself and looks at her. She looks back at him with confusion. Then the bandit falls to the ground, embarrassed.
Puaru: "Yamucha!"
Yamucha: "We have to retreat for now, Puaru!"
Puaru: "Yeah, let's go!"
He jumps to his motojet and goes away.
Yamucha: "This is not finished; I will return to take your capsule at any moment!"
Goku: "Huh?"
Oolong: "Why he is doing that?"
Bulma stands up and exited the rock formation.
Bulma: "Who was this guy? He is quite hot, don't you think?"
Oolong: "…"
Goku: "I am hungry…"
Diana: "My head hurt…"
The sun is setting on the desert. But now, there is a camping car with a second floor in the middle of the desert.
Inside, Goku, Bulma and Diana were eating.
Bulma: "Pff… You have a capsule like that and you didn't tell us about it? You are stingy."
Oolong: "Grmbl… I wanted to guard it for later!"
Diana: "Hm… A good meal for diner."
Bulma: "Also, you have a bathroom?"
Oolong pointed the stairs.
Oolong: "To the first floor."
Goku was eating the whole cooked chicken while Oolong was serving a plate full of pastas.
Oolong: "You won't stop eating?"
Goku: "I was hungry!"
But Goku gives a chicken leg to Diana.
Goku: "Here, for you Diana."
Diana: "For me?"
Goku nodded. Diana smiled.
Diana: "That's so nice from you!"
She takes the chicken leg and began to eat it.
Bulma: "Oolong, can you bring me to the bathroom?"
Oolong: "Okay."
The two climbs to the stairs in the bathroom in the next floor. It was small bathroom with only a shower while the toilet was beside it.
Bulma: "Your bathroom is so small, there is only a shower!"
Oolong: "Stop being a snob for once."
Bulma: "And you, don't try to see me Oolong!"
Oolong rolled his eyes.
Oolong: "Of course…"
Bulma: "Also, do you have a pyjama?"
Oolong: "Huh? Hum… I will borrow you one of mine."
A few moments later…
Diana, Goku and Oolong are in the kitchen while Bulma was washing herself.
Oolong looks at bit to the window before coming back.
Oolong: "I hope they won't come back to attack us, these two."
Goku: "Oh, they can come now. I am stuffed and I won't lose again."
Diana: "We have to be careful. I still feeling the pain from the head commotion of earlier…"
Oolong: "I have question tough… What's with the trip? Why do you want to go to the Frying Pan Mountain?"
Goku: "Because there is a Dragon Ball!"
Oolong: "A Dragon Ball?"
Goku: "Yeah! I will show you!"
He takes out from his purse the four-star dragon ball and pose it to the table.
Goku: "This is it!"
Meanwhile, not far away from the camping-car…
Yamucha: "A camping-car. This capsule was a camping-car."
Puaru: "It will be harder to steal it now."
Yamucha: "Let's stick it to the plan. Try to isolate the older girl while I take out the two children… let's go!"
Yamucha rushes to the campin-car before crouching under one of the windows. He could here Bulma singing inside of the behind the window.
Yamucha (whispering): "This is the voice of the girl."
Puaru (whispering): "It would be easier to bring her outside if the three others were asleep."
Yamucha (whispering): "Let's see…"
He looks to the window and catches to the sight of a completely naked Bulma, concentrated at washing her hair but her body was facing the window. Yamucha quickly hides back.
Yamucha (half-whispering): "GAAAH… GAGUII… GU... GUEGOOO!"
Puaru: (whispering): "What's happening?"
Bulma: "Hm… I heard a sound!"
The two quickly put their hands to their mouths before going away.
Bulma after looking through the glass.
Bulma: "I hearing things… I am too tired…"
The duo sighed silently.
Yamucha (whispering): "It was a nightmare! I have saw the most horrible thing in the world!"
Puaru (whispering): "What?"
Voice: "It's true that you said?!"
The two looks to the rectangular window, corresponding to the kitchen part of the camping-car.
Yamucha (whispering): "This is the voice of the three kids…"
Puaru (whispering): "They are not asleep yet…"
They quickly go under the window in question.
On the group side…
Oolong: "If you reunited the seven dragon balls. The dragon gives you his wish?"
Goku: "Yeah! That's cool huh?"
Oolong: "Any wish?"
Diana: "Yeah!"
Oolong: "How many you have right now?"
Diana: "Five, If I remember well!"
Goku: "The sixth is in the Mt. Frying Pan!"
Oolong: "I understand now! You want to go to the mountain while risking your life. You want to spot the dragon balls with the dragon radar that I have saw in the boat, am I right?"
Goku: "Yeah, this is it. I think."
On the bandit's duo side…
Yamucha (whispering): "Puaru!"
He pointed the rock formations.
Puaru (whispering): "Okay!"
They run to a hiding.
Yamucha: "Have you heard from what you said?"
Puaru: "Yeah!"
Yamucha: "They have said that a dragon could realise any wish."
Puaru: "Yeah!"
Yamucha: "Perfect! I would demand to not be embarrassed in front of a girl!"
Puaru: "Really, Yamucha? I thought that you wanted to become the king of world or demanding a big sum of money!"
Yamucha: "What are you saying? Dominating the world doesn't interest me. The money I can steal it. But I cannot do anything against my phobia against girls. And to say this: I want to marry one day! And I will steal the dragon balls."
Puaru: "I didn't know that you are interested by girls…"
At the trio side…
Oolong: "But still, it doesn't passionate me, all of this."
Goku: "Why? I want to see the dragon for one time."
Oolong: "No, you want to help Bulma just to see the dragon?"
Goku: "Yeah! And like that! I want to train also! I want to learn a lot of things; this would be really interesting!"
Diana: "For me, it would be good to see the dragon!"
Oolong: "You are a weird. I am only interested in girls."
Diana: "Pff, of course…"
Goku: "You know, you can demand a girl to the dragon!"
Oolong: "Ah, yes! You have good ideas!"
Diana: "Why did you say that Goku-chan?!"
Goku: "Huh… what is the problem?"
Diana: "Oh no… Why you still not understand?"
Goku: "Oolong, why you like so much the girls? You are the one who is weird…"
Oolong: "Pff, you are a child!"
Goku: "You know? The girls don't have anything between the girls and also…"
Diana hit the head of Goku.
Goku: "Ow! Why?"
Diana: "You don't need to be so graphic about it!"
At this moment, Bulma arrived to the kitchen. In a towel while another covers her hair.
Oolong: "What nonsense are you still talking about?"
She has on her hand a small pyjama.
Oolong: "Oolong, what the heck is the pyjama?! I can't put this on! This is too small!"
Goku: "I didn't know that it wasn't a secret…"
Oolong: "Yeah, I have said to you that it was a pyjama from me. If it cannot suit you. You can sleep naked."
Diana: "Or, I can borrow you a pyjama, Bulma. I have always a double of a clothing."
Bulma smiled.
Diana: "Oh thanks!"
Diana takes out from her bag a small nightrobe.
Diana: "It is a small robe but you can extend it."
She removes a layer of her belt, revealing a bit more of the nightrobe.
Diana: "It was done to spare as much as possible the fabric on my island."
Bulma: "To be fair, the Amazons are quite amazing! I would like to visit them to the next vacations!"
Oolong rolled his eyes.
Bulma: "Oolong. I want to wash my clothes for the next morning."
Oolong: "Hm… of course. But I am not your maid."
Bulma: "Hmph…"
Oolong: "So, I want to give you a good juice for you!"
He takes out from the fridge three cups of orange juice.
Bulma: "Ha… You are chivalrous when you want, Oolong."
Goku: "What is a fruit juice?"
Bulma takes one of the cups and drinks it.
Oolong: "Come on Goku. Drink it!"
Goku: "It's too sweet this thing!"
Oolong: "If you drink this fruit juice. You'll become stronger!"
Goku: "For real? I will drink it altogether. And you?"
Oolong: "I'll drank it earlier."
Goku: "Huum…"
Oolong turns to Diana.
Oolong: "Drink it, it would relieve you from your headache."
Diana lifted her eyebrow in suspicion before drinking her glass of juice.
Diana: "Hm… fine."
Bulma: "I will lay down, where is your bed?"
Oolong: "Just after the stairs."
Goku: "I am stronger, now?"
Bulma began to climb the stairs.
Bulma: "You two, you will sleep in the ground floor. Oolong, if you try something suspicious while I am sleeping. I will whistle in retaliation."
Oolong: "Of course! Of course!"
Bulma reaches the room in the first floor.
Oolong: "She has a nice body but she is still a brat…"
Diana got closer to Goku. She yawns after a minute.
Diana: "Oh… I am so tired suddenly…"
Goku: "Yeah…"
Diana put her hand around the shoulder of Goku and falls asleep on him, Goku falls asleep all together letting Diana embracing him.
Oolong: "Hum… lovebirds. My sleeping pill has worked! Hehehehe… Bulma won't know what will happen to her. I will fiddle her again and again!"
Meanwhile, in the exterior.
Puaru (whispering): "The girl has climbed to the first floor and the three have stayed in the ground floor."
Yamucha (whispering): "Okay, Puaru. Transforms yourself into a key!"
Puaru: "TRANSFORMATION!"
He transforms into a key, Yamucha lockpick the door of the vehicle before opening the door.
Meanwhile Oolong climbs to the stairs, grinning at the idea to touch Bulma.
Returning to Yamucha, he rushes inside of the vehicle.
He could see that Diana and Goku are sleeping on the sofa of the kitchen.
Yamucha: "Hm? (whispering) They are sleeping… This is not careful from their part… But where is the pig?"
Puaru (whispering): "Maybe he climbed too."
Yamucha (whispering): "Perfect! Take the appearance of the young boy and make the girl exit the camping!"
Puaru: "TRANSFORMATION!"
He transforms to an ersatz of Goku with a simple orange cloth and spiky hair going everywhere to the air.
Puaru (whispering): "It's resembling?"
Yamucha (whispering): "Yeah… That's not bad."
Meanwhile, on the first floor. Oolong was taking out the sheet on Bulma and was taking out her pyjama, revealing her naked body. He heard steps on the stairs.
Oolong: "Huh? I heard something from downstairs. No, they couldn't wake up!"
He gets a glance to the stairs and sees Goku.
Oolong: "Oh!"
Oolong (thoughts): "He climbs! It's impossible, this sleeping pill was supposed to be powerful! I am screwed! If he tells what happened here! I will be dead! Oh, I know what to do!"
He hides Bulma under her sheet.
Oolong (thoughts): "Now, TRANSFORMATION!"
He transforms to a fatter and smaller version of Bulma in her towel. Puaru arrived to the first floor.
Oolong: "Oh… hum… hello, my little Goku! You don't sleep?"
Puaru: "Where is Oolong?"
Oolong: "Hum… He has left to walk outside a few minutes ago!"
Puaru: "Oh, okay! Can you come out outside? There is something that important that I want to say!"
Oolong: "Oh… Yes, of course!"
The two come down from the stairs to the ground floor, Oolong opens the door. Yamucha was hidden in the kitchen, holding the mouth of both Goku and Diana.
Puaru: "Oh, Oolong is left to walk out!"
He said that to the kitchen loudly.
Oolong: "Yes, I already said to you! Don't need to scream!"
While Oolong and Puaru exited the camping-car, Yamucha approached the stairs.
Yamucha: "Where the pig exited the camping-car? Weird… It's weird, this girl was not fat in my memories. Anyway, I would have to search the Dragon Balls. I think the girl has to guard them; they have to be in the first floor."
On the side of Oolong and Puaru…
Oolong: "How much time we have to walk? What do you want to say to me?"
Puaru: "Wait, let's go a bit far. Just a bit!"
Returning to the bandit side...
Yamucha arrived in the first floor and remarked on the bed round things.
Yamucha: "Hm…? There are bumps on the bed."
He approached the bed.
Yamucha: "Hehehe… They hidden the dragon balls here? They are mine now!"
He removes the bedsheet.
Meanwhile, on the side of Oolong and Puaru…
Oolong: "Okay, I have enough! What do you want from me?!"
Puaru: "Okay! Okay! I will say it to you…"
BOM!
Puaru takes back his appearance.
Puaru: "Sorry for trapping you!"
Oolong: "Puaru?!"
BOMB!
It was Oolong turn to change back.
Oolong: "How did you…?!"
Puaru: "Oolong?! But… It means… Oh no, Yamucha is in danger!"
Oolong: "Asshole, come back! Why did you do that?!"
A few moments later…
Puaru brings Yamucha who was in a daze state and drooling from his mouth.
Yamucha: "One breast pair… Two breast pairs…"
Puaru: "Yamucha, go back to your senses. It's enough for today!"
The next morning….
The sun was quite high in the sky. Oolong was in the driver's seat, with a shotgun in his hands. With a tired face and watching the desert.
Goku wakes up the first.
Goku: "Fwaaah…"
Oolong: "You're finally awake?"
Goku: "Hi!"
Oolong: "That's good for you to say 'Hi'! I didn't sleep in the night!"
Goku: "Why?"
Oolong: "Last night. Yamucha and Puaru had come back to attack us! I have scared them away with my shotgun."
Goku: "It's the guy from last time?"
Oolong: "Yeah. Because of him, I was too scared to sleep and I have guarded the truck all the night."
Goku: "Ha? I didn't see a thing!"
Oolong pose the shotgun on the driver's seat and goes to the bathroom and brushes his teeth.
Bulma comes down from the stairs, half-asleep, dressed back in her pyjamas.
Bulma: "Hmm… I have these headaches."
She arrived inside of the bathroom.
Bulma: "Hey, Oolong. Did you wash my clothes?"
Oolong: "Nope, didn't have the time…"
Bulma: "What do you mean, you didn't have the time?! I didn't have other clothes. You want me to stay in pyjamas the whole day?!"
Goku: "It's because Oolong has guarded us all night to protect us!"
Bulma: "Protect us? Why? What could have attacked us?"
Goku: "You know, you saw him! The guy from yesterday!"
Bulma gets pleased.
Bulma: "Oooh! You talk about of the nice boy! What do you mean he is dangerous! We have to welcome him!"
Oolong: "I see someone who is not worried…"
Diana: "Did you forget the commotion that I received from Yamucha from yesterday, Bulma?!"
The three turns to Diana, who was now awake on the sofa.
Goku: "Hi, Diana!"
Diana: "Hi, Goku-chan…"
She yawned.
Oolong: "Hey, Bulma. I have something for you in the closet in the first floor."
Bulma: "Why didn't you say that earlier?!"
She rushes back to the first floor.
Oolong: "I can't bear her anymore…"
Goku: "I am hungry."
Diana: "Me too!"
Oolong: "You haven't other words?"
Oolong exited different kind of meats. Diana goes take from the fridge a bottle of milk.
Oolong: "Hey, Diana. Take cereals."
Diana: "What is cereals?"
Oolong take from one of the shelves of the kitchen a box of cereals, named 'WONDER CHOCOLATE!', he pours the cereals inside of the bowl.
Diana: "That's edible?"
Oolong: "Yeah, trust me. I don't use quite often cereals. But mixed with milk, it's taste really good!"
Diana: "Okay…"
She pours the milk inside of the bowl before putting it inside of the microwave, she waited before putting out the bowl. She hesitantly tastes the cereal. She was shocked. It was so good!
Diana: "So good!"
Oolong: "See?"
She began to eat the cereals and drink the hot milk.
But then, Bulma came downstairs, irritated.
Bulma: "Oolong! What the heck are these clothes?!"
She is dressed in bunny girl costume. With a bunny headband, a bow tie on her neck, a red bodysuit, stockings and high heels shoes.
Bulma: "I am looking completely stupid like that If I walk like that!"
Oolong: "I have only that anyway. You are always whining but you put it well, so…"
Bulma: "I can't believe it… I am asking myself how did been brought up to be like an old pervert in your age."
Goku: "Hmm! I have stuffed!"
Diana: "This meal was the best!"
Bulma: "Anyway, let's go to the Mt. Frying Pan! Oolong, you will drive!"
Oolong: "What? Me?"
Bulma: "Yeah, it's obvious now? I am occupied the whole morning. I have to take care of my skin; I have to take makeup. All of this!"
Oolong: "I didn't sleep enough…"
Bulma: "You want me to whistle?"
Oolong: "Grmbl… Okay!"
He goes to the driver seat and lights up camping-car. He began to drive the car across the desert.
Oolong: "Grmbl… Slaver, pig exploiter…"
On the bandit side…
The bandit was observing through his scope.
Yamucha: "Hm… They are leaving…"
Puaru: "What do we do?"
Yamucha put back his scope.
Yamucha: "I have to take the dragon balls, by any means! So, we have to take them by force! Prepare the Mighty Mouse, the Panzer Fast and the automatic shotgun!"
Puaru: "Let's do it!"
Back to the group…
Bulma has come back to the living room and was putting on some lipstick while singing.
Bulma (singing): "I want him to come back…"
Diana was reading a book she has found in Oolong's camping-car. A book about the vehicles of Capsule Corp. Goku goes to Oolong but sees something in the horizon.
Goku: "Huh? What's this there?"
Oolong: "Personally, I want to avoid it. I have enough problems for today!"
He turns back and sees Yamucha on a green car, Puaru conducing it. Yamucha has a rocket launcher on his hand while he has a small sub-machine gun around his neck.
Oolong: "Ah! It's him! He has come back!"
Diana: "What?!"
Bulma: "What?! He is the boy from yesterday? He has the honour to visit us?!"
On Yamucha's side…
Yamucha: "Hehehe… Taste my panzer fast!"
He aims the rocket launcher toward the camping-car.
Yamucha activate the rocket launcher.
WOSH!
And the rocket goes toward the camping-car.
Oolong: "Go to the rear!"
BLAAAAMM!
The side of the camping-car exploded and nearly fell over.
Yamucha: "Okay, Puaru. Stop the car!"
Puaru stops the car and Yamucha began to go toward the fuming car.
Bulma was knocked out; Oolong was half-knocked out. While Goku and Diana are a bit bruised but well.
Diana: "Okay, this asshole has gone too far!"
Goku: "Yeah!"
The two goes outside of the ruined vehicle.
Goku: "Hey, you! What do you want from us!"
Yamucha: "Hey, brats! Give me your dragon balls immediately! If you don't obey. I won't hesitate to fire at you!"
Oolong: "What? How he knows about the Dragon Balls?!"
Goku sticks the tongue.
Goku: "BLEAH! We would never give a dragon ball!"
Oolong: "Idiot! If there is that, we could give him. We will be killed if not!"
Diana: "LET'S GOOO!"
The two rushed toward Yamucha.
On the bandit side…
Puaru: "Oh, they come at us!"
Yamucha: "Hehehe… Take the shotgun. These two needs a good lesson! (turn to the duo). I will beat you up with my ROGA FUFU KEN!"
Goku: "I have lost yesterday because I was hungry! But here, I have just finished eating!"
Diana: "I will break your head in two!"
The two began to fight fiercely against Yamucha.
Yamucha: "Take that!"
Diana with her acrobatic moves put Yamucha in a delicate stance. He tries to strike her face but she dodges it. Yamucha tries to do a kick against Goku, but he jumps in the air before kicking the bandit in the jaw. So hard that it breaks a tooth. Yamucha falls on his back.
Yamucha: "Urgh! Damn brats!"
Puaru: "Yamucha!"
Goku: "Come here, if you are not a coward!"
Puaru: "Aah! Yamucha, you tooth!"
Yamucha: "What?"
He takes out from his pocket a mirror and sees himself with it. He could see that there is a missing tooth.
Yamucha: "WOOOH! I lost a tooth! How dare you to ruin my beautiful face! You will pay!"
He jumps to his car and runs away. Under the confusion of the duo.
Goku: "What? It's already over?"
Diana: "Weirdo…"
Oolong joined the duo.
Oolong: "You are so fantastic! You two are so strong! You have my esteem now!"
Goku poses with a proud smile while Diana only chuckled.
Diana: "Hehe… It's nothing…"
Oolong: "But now, it's good to have making him run away but the camping car is ruined."
Diana sighed.
Diana: "Let's walk, I guess."
On Yamucha's side…
Him and Puaru were hidden behind a rock formation, installed on their car.
Yamucha: "Damn it… These two brats are strong!"
Puaru: "Are you okay?"
Yamucha: "We have to change tactics…"
Puaru: "What do you mean by that?"
Yamucha: "We should have begun by the fact that they are the only one to reunite the seven dragon balls. We have to follow them and when they found all of the dragon balls, we will steal them at this moment!"
On the group's side...
Goku was transporting an asleep Bulma on his shoulders, with Diana and Oolong accompanying him. Oolong was wearing only a shirt and pants with overalls. Diana on her side was wearing her sword and shield on her.
Goku: "Bulma is so carefree."
Oolong: "Can I transport her a bit Goku?"
Diana glared at him.
Oolong: "Forget it…"
But then, the car of Yamucha's come at them.
Yamucha: "HEEEEY!"
Oolong: "Oh no, him again?"
Diana: "He is harassing us?! I can't believe it!"
She takes out her sword and shield. Yamucha stopped and harboured a forced smile.
Yamucha: "Hello, you four! I am sorry for earlier! I have reflected and I think that I wasn't nice to you until now. Hehehe… So, take this I have this capsule for apology!"
He activates the capsule and sent it toward the group.
BOM!
A small yellow car appeared.
Oolong: "A car?!"
Diana: "Huh… I don't understand. I am confused…"
Yamucha goes away with his car.
Yamucha: "I have to go! Take care of yourself! Gooodbye!"
Oolong: "But what he means by that?"
Diana: "I have no idea…"
Goku: "He is so nice in conclusion!"
Oolong: "Maybe there is a bomb somewhere."
He verifies all sides of the car but don't see a thing.
Oolong: "So… Let's go inside, I guess."
Oolong goes to the driver seat, Goku goes to the place next to him. Diana installs Bulma behind before going herself inside. Then, Oolong lights up the car and the car began to go inside the desert.
Oolong: "Don't you think that the things are becoming a bit to good?"
Goku: "No! You have to trust people."
Diana: "Maybe, Goku-chan. I greatly hope so…"
Oolong: "Let's go to the Mt. Frying Pan!"
Meanwhile, on Yamucha's and Puaru side…
They observed on a radar the position of the yellow car.
Yamucha: "Hehehe… Let's follow them!"
Puaru: "They go straight to the Mt. Frying Pan."
To be continued… Gyumao, the Ox-King.
The group meet the terrible Ox-King, what do they do to find the sixth dragon ball?
