Wonder Woman Dragon Ball

[Dragon Ball Opening 1 – Makafushigi Adventure].

The opening began with the seven Dragon Balls appearing in the stars quickly followed by an image of the sun with his solar eruptions. Then, the title appeared on the right: Wonder Woman Dragon Ball. Wonder is written in red while Woman is written in blue. While the words Dragon Ball are written in orange, with the Four-Star Ball in place of the O of Dragon.

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu.

The scene cuts toward the mountains with the house of Grandpa Gohan and child Goku appearing in front of the camera, crossing his arms in a nonchalant way. He is quickly hugged behind by a 12 years old Diana while he tries to free himself from the hug who too thigh. But then, the two stopped by seeing a Four-Star dragon ball approaching them.

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki.

They looked at it before the Dragon Balls flies to the sky above the mountains while the two turned to see them. Another cut shows Goku coming from the sky, turning his Nyoi-Bo like a helicopter above his head.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

Sou sa ima koso abobenchaa!

A cut shows the mountains surrounded by a big river with then Goku coming from the sky on Kinto-Un accompanied by Diana who holds his back to stay in place. Then the two goes in the sky once again. Then a few cuts show Goku doing several fight poses followed by the image of the One-Star ball.

Mune waku-waku noi ga GISSIRI

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Another cut shows a teenage Bulma on her moto while Oolong in his military outfit rubs his head on Bulma's back with a perverted face. Bulma smashes him on the head and Oolong falls from the moto. He is forced to followed Bulma by running.

Another cut shows Yamucha on his moto with on his shoulder his friend Puaru. He is followed by the moto of Bulma on the right.

Another cut shows the shell of Muten Roshi before the angle turns right in front of him, he makes a V sign with his fingers of his left hand while he holds his staff in his right hand. He is installed on the turtle with on the background Kame House.

Soitsu mitsuke ni yukou ze BOY

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

Kumo no mashin de kyou mo tobu no sa

Another cut shows the mountains clouded by purple clouds with a big column of light emerging from the ground and going inside the clouds. The light shapes itself and forms to finally reveal Shenron.

The next cut shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un seen from above before they go straight to the camera.

The next cut still shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un crossing the sky at great speed now they are seen sideways. It is showed clearly that Diana holds herself by hugging Goku from behind, also she makes the double of his height.

Let's try try try makafushigi

Sora wo kakenuke yama wo koe

The next cut shows the Kinto-Un point of view, while the mountains and forest rapidly passing quickly around.

Let's fly fly fly daibouken.

Fushigi na tabi ga hajumaru ze

The next cut shows Goku on Kinto-Un making a smile while his Nyoi-Bo with Diana stills behind his back, smiling also.

The next cut shows two cliffs slowly separated and reveal a dark sky with a red ground with around the Dragon Balls floating. With Kinto-Un with his two passengers flying to the horizon.

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

The next cut shows a gorilla right hand smashing a wall while his left hand smashes a tower. The next cut shows Oolong, Bulma, Yamucha, Diana and Puaru running away in fear from a gigantic gorilla destroying a castle behind them.

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

The next cut shows Goku charging with his Nyoi-Bo, with a Yamucha in another cut with his sword. The third cut shows them battling against one another.

The next cut shows Goku on his now very extended Nyoi-Bo, observing something in the left of the screen in the summit of it. Diana is beside him on Kinto-Un, looking at the same thing. The mountains are in the background, then a plane arrived from this same background.

Sou sa Ima koso abobenchaa!

The plane arrived in the background of the image, showing Yamucha, Puaru, Oolong and Bulma inside. Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un arrived in front of the camera with a big smile while the passengers of the plane encourage them.


Ep 8: Let's search the ideal girl!

Hours later after leaving Bulma's group...

Goku and Diana are on the Kinto-Un, flying above the mountains of where Grandpa Gohan's house is.

Goku: "Hm… It's not too far of my house here! It's the first time that I can see my home from the sky!"

Diana: "I would like to do the same on my island Goku-Chan!"

Goku: "Anyway, we will inhabit Kame Sennin for a time! I will take my mattress and some of my things for precaution!"

Diana: "Hm… I would have to ask Kame Sennin for these kinds of thing."

They arrived toward the house. Goku and Diana goes down of Kinto-Un. The little Amazonian girl helped Goku to put the mattress on Kinto-Un. Also, she leaves him in privacy when he puts on a new Gi, composed of white shirt, blue pants and black shoes.

Goku: "I'm hungry!"

Diana: "I am sure there is food in Kame Sennin's house, Goku-chan!"

Goku: "Yeah, let's go!"

The duo goes on the Kinto-Un after putting Goku's things on it and then left for the sky in the direction of the ocean.


A few hours later…

Goku: "It's here! It's here!"

The duo goes down. They both exited Goku's things from the cloud and posed in front of Kame Sennin's home.

Goku: "Grandpaaaa!"

Diana: "Master Kame Sennin! We are here!"

The silence responds to them.

Goku: "Huh? He is not here?"

Diana: "Not sure…"

They heard a music from the inside.

Diana: "Hey! There is a music!"

The duo goes toward the open window. They see Master Roshi looking a the tv, at a very close range. It displayed some kind of yoga teacher who are making movements in catchy music. Kame Sennin was dressed in a red shirt and grey shorts.

TV: "One two! One two! And lift up your leg high! One two! One two!"

Kame Sennin: "Hehe… Wantou, wantou…"

Goku climbed on the window and entered inside of the home, closely followed by Diana.

Goku: "Hey! He is here! Grandpa!"

Diana: "Still doing perverted things…"

Goku approached Kame Sennin and goes beside him.

Goku: "Grandpa!"

This scream put Kame Sennin out of his trance. He realised that Goku and Diana are here.

Goku: "Hehehe…"

Kame Sennin: "Ho, it's you! Avoid to scare me like that..."

Goku: "Grandpa! Me and Diana have come to train here and…"

Kame Sennin: "Wait a few seconds please. Let me finish first!"

Diana crossed and her hands before sighing.

Goku: "Grandpa! I am… huh… hungry!"

Kame Sennin pointed the fridge.

Kame Sennin: "The fridge is there; you can eat what you want!"

Goku turned toward the fridge, followed by Diana.

Goku: "He put his food inside of this weird cupboard…"

Diana: "Wow, this technology is impressive!"

Goku opened the fridge, revealing different kinds of food inside.

Goku: "Waaaah, it's cold! It's winter inside! Hehehehe! There is a lot a good thing to eat!"

Diana: "Can you spare me some kind of the food, please?"

Goku gives a meat and a few vegetables to Diana hands.

Diana: "Thanks."

Goku: "But how to cook this meat?"

Diana pointed the furnace.

Diana: "I think this kind of furnace would serve. We have seen inside Bulma's capsule house and Oolong's camping car!"

She takes the meats part and put them inside of the furnace.

Diana: "Goku-chan. Can you give me the food?"

Goku: "Why?"

Diana: "My mother taught how to cook, she said that could be useful for any moment! Also, I have saw how Bulma and Oolong cook their meals."

Goku: "Okay…"

He gives the food and Diana began to cook on saucepans.


A few moments later…

TV: "Bye bye! See you in the next week!"

Kame Sennin: "Fwaah! It was good!"

He stands up and turn back. He could see Diana finished eating a fruit, while Goku devoured the last bit of meat on a bone.

Kame Sennin: "Wha…?!"

Diana: "Hello, Kame Sennin!"

Kame Sennin: "You have emptied my fridge, even the butter! It was my provisions for the week. But why are you here both?"

Goku: "We have finished to search the Dragon Balls! So, we have come to your home to train like you promised!"

Kame Sennin: "Training? Ah, yes! I see…"

Goku goes to the door, opened it and brings his things inside.

Goku: "Look! I have even brought my mattress!"

Kame Sennin walks outside and look to the two side in search of something.

Kame Sennin: "And your friend, puff puff? She is not with you?"

Diana: "No, Bulma has returned to the capital."

Kame Sennin snapped his fingers.

Kame Sennin: "Drat, that's bad."

Kame Sennin takes out from a board a bottle of wines and a few cigars. He sits close to the coffee table before taking a small sip.

Kame Sennin: "Know you both that my training is very hard!"

Diana: "Of course! That's why we have come here!"

Goku: "We want to become stronger than you, grandpa Kame Sennin!"

Kame Sennin: "Hoohohoho! Of course! Stronger than me! But… I don't give teachings freely."

Goku and Diana: "Huh?"

Kame Sennin: "Bring me a nice luscious girl! If you succeed, I will accept you as my students!"

Diana: "For grandma's sake, I knew it!"

Goku: "What is a juicy orange?"

Kame Sennin: "I said a nice luscious girl! A fresh and cute one!"

Goku: "A nice girl… If I bring you one! You will train me?"

Kame Sennin: "Yes!"

Goku: "Oh it's easy!"

Goku quickly exited the door of Kame's house.

Kame Sennin followed Goku outside.

Kame Sennin: "Wait a second! I want to ask you this: You understand what a nice luscious girl is, right?"

Goku: "Someone who has nothing between her legs and who is very energetic, right?"

Kame Sennin: "Huh… It's exact but… It's not only the fact that she is energetic and fresh. You have to know she has not too young, not too old! She has to be cute and if it's possible, luscious. They are the best."

Goku: "It's hard… what do you mean by "luscious"?"

Kame Sennin: "I think that you training has to begin a general knowledge class…"

Goku: "Okay then! I will bring you one!"

Kame Sennin: "I will wait for you! Hm? I am blind or what happened to your tail?"

Goku: "Yes! But I have lost it somewhere I don't know! Diana, you will come with me?"

Kame Sennin: "Huh, no! Diana has another kind of test that she needs to do so!"

Goku: "Why?"

Kame Sennin: "It's because… Because don't question my tests that I give to each of my students! Now bring me a luscious girl if you want your training!"

Goku: "Okay! I am going out!"

Goku left with Kinto-Un to the sky.

Kame Sennin: "What an odd boy."

He turned back and sees Diana right in front of him, arms crossed and with a frowned gaze.

Kame Sennin: "Huh. What's the problem Diana?"

Diana: "…"

Kame Sennin: "You can respond, you know?"

Diana: "What the heck is that?"

Kame Sennin: "Shhht!"

Diana: "You want to corrupt Goku-chan?!"

She shakes Kame Sennin.

Kame Sennin: "Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Let me explain for once!"

She stopped.

Kame Sennin: "Ahem. You know, you are skilled for cooking things. But know this Diana, if you cook in your hours of training. You won't be able to train so much."

Diana: "Well, why you didn't engage a chief cooker, who is also luscious for your taste?"

Kame Sennin: "Because they are rare! And I don't have the money to do so!"

Diana grumbled.

Diana: "Fine… I will let it pass but this is the only time! Because if we have to train with you again someday and you do something like that again, then I will tell my mother what have you done. And you suffer her wrath!"

Kame Sennin: "You won't do that, do you?"

She pointed her serious face. It makes the old man gulp.

Kame Sennin: "Okay, okay. I promise this is the only time. I promise on my shell!"

He spits out on the ground.

Diana: "I am still watching you… You lazy old pervert!"

Kame Sennin (thoughts): "Drat she is like her mom… I have to be careful if I don't want to be beat up once again by Hippolyta."


At this moment, Goku came back with someone.

Goku: "Grandpa! I came back!"

Kame Sennin: "Ah! Welco…"

He interrupts himself because the woman that Goku has brought is a very big and fat woman who measure at least two meters height. She has huge dumbbells in each hand.

Woman: "What do you want from me?"

Goku: "She is very energetic!"

Kame Sennin: "Huh… Hello."

Diana giggled on her hand at this display of Goku's ignorance and innocence.


A few moments later…

Kame Sennin: "It's unbelievable that you have no taste in a matter of girls."

Goku: "Huh?"

Kame Sennin: "Let me make a test for you…"

He takes out two photos. One of an attractive woman and one with a fat woman.

Kame Sennin: "Look! What is the one who is a nice girl?"

Goku: "Hm… That's difficult…"

Kame Sennin: "You shouldn't hesitate like it…"

He tosses the photo of the fat woman and pointed the one with the attractive woman.

Kame Sennin: "This is one like that you have to bring. See?"

Goku: "Hmm… I didn't understand well. There is someone like that? Okay! I will go now!"

Goku rushes outside and jumped on Kinto-Un.

Goku: "I will come back soon!"

Kame Sennin: "I have trust issues now…"

Diana grinned with smugness.

Diana: "This is how why I like Goku."

Kame Sennin: "Oh, shut up!"

She only giggled in response with a bit of mockery.


But then, only one-minute passes. And Goku already comes back with someone.

Kame Sennin: "Coming back already?"

Goku jumped out of Kinto-Un.

Goku: "Grandpa! I brought back a girl!"

Kame Sennin: "Let's see!"

The old guy sees an attractive girl with long blue hair, with a pink shirt with the words "Pie Pie" on it.

Kame Sennin: "Goku! Goku!"

Goku: "You are here grandpa?"

Kame Sennin: "You are done well! This girl is so hot!"

Goku: "Can you train me right, now? Please?"

Diana: "You promised!"

Kame Sennin: "Hum… Okay! I am doing it! Let's begin the training right now! Goku, bring me back the panty of this young girl. It is your first lesson."

Diana: "WHAT?!"

Goku: "Okay…"

Goku goes toward the girl. While Diana smacked the bald head of Kame Sennin.

Kame Sennin: "YOW! What's that for?!"

Diana: "STOP. TRY. CORRUPTING. GOKU-CHAN!"

She was furious and Kame Sennin swears in his mind that he confounded Diana with Hippolyta.

Diana lifted her finger to Kame Sennin.

Diana: "One more time. One more time and I will make you regret to have ever born in this planet! Do you understand me?!"

Kame Sennin: "Okay! Okay! Okay!"

Diana glared toward Kame Sennin very soul but at this moment, Goku came back.

Goku: "Grandpa!"

Kame Sennin: "Yeah? Wait, where is the panty?"

Goku: "You know what is a t-shirt is?"

Kame Sennin: "Yes and what?"

Goku: "The girl said to me that she wears a t-shirt but not a panty!"

It startled both Kame Sennin and Diana. Especially Kame Sennin who has a nosebleed. He quickly cleaned it up with handkerchief.

Kame Sennin: "Oh my… I can only imagine…"

Diana: "You gotta be kidding me!"

Goku: "What I am doing now?"

Kame Sennin: "So, huh… I will show you how to do?"

Diana glared even more to Kame Sennin. He approached the girl and sees what the true of why the girl has no panty. Because she is a siren.

Siren: "What can I do for you?"

Kame Sennin: "Ah! You are a siren! Hahaha!"

He approached her more.

Kame Sennin: "Excuse me but… Can I touch your tits, just a little?"

PUNCH!

He received a fin blows in the face before the siren goes to the sea.

Diana: "AHAHAHAHAH!"

Goku: "Ooh I see! A panty is like a punch!"

Diana laughed even more.

Diana: "I completely agree with you Goku-chan!"

Kame Sennin: "Hm… Of course. Ahem, to win a fight. You have to resist to the blows! This is by receiving the hits that you are more resilient!"

Goku: "I knew it!"

Kame Sennin: "Goku, you will search a nice luscious girl! And I want this is not a fish this time."

Goku: "What? I have to search again?"

Diana grumbled once again, making a gibberish at Kame Sennin expense.

Kame Sennin: "I told you. My training is hard!"

Goku: "Okay!"

Kame Sennin (thoughts): "For once this killjoy of Umigame has left to a travel! I won't let pass this occasion!"

Goku sees something on the sea.

Goku: "Grandpa! What is this on the sea?"

Kame Sennin: "What?! Umigame has already came back?!"

Diana looks to the sea.

Diana: "No. It's not him! It's a boat with a guy inside!"

The boat approached and reveal a bald boy with six points on his forehead. He is dressed in an orange monk cloth, with black pants and beige boots. He stops his boat and jumps on the beach before falling on the sand, head on.

Boy: "MMM! MMM!"

Kame Sennin: "Who is this midget? Goku, take him out."

Goku takes the bald boy from the sand. The boy cleaned his head.

Boy: "Ahem… Thanks… Are you Master Muten Roshi?"

Kame Sennin: "Certainly… Why are come here?"

Boy: "My name is Kuririn! I come from a very far village in the East! I have the honour to ask you to train me, Master Muten Roshi!"

Kame Sennin: "Oh, it's very brave from you. But unfortunately, I take students rarely, you have to go back to your hime."

Kuririn takes out from his bag a magazine who has naked lady on its coverture.

Kuririn: "Take this book as a gift!"

Kame Sennin: "Uh… I will think about it…"

He takes the magazine and looked inside. Diana turns to Kuririn, with her eyebrow lifted.

Diana: "You seem to have informed about Kame Sennin. Am I right, Kuririn?"

Kuririn grins in response.

Kame Sennin: "Hohoho… It's not bad…"

Kuririn: "It's enough for your convenience? (turn to the duo). And you two? Are you these students?"

Goku: "Yeah, I am Son Goku!"

Diana: "My name is Diana!"

Kuririn: "Hmmm… You don't look like a martial artist."

Goku: "I am not a Martian."

Kuririn: "Pff… It's supposed to be a pun?"

Diana: "I am not THIS kind of martial artist, Kuririn."

Goku: "Hehe… You head is like a billiard ball!"

Kuririn is offended.

Kuririn: "What are you saying?! All martial artist shaves their heads! It's a form of restriction! Look at Master Muten Roshi is doing the same thing!"

Kame Sennin: "I am simply bald…"

Kuririn: "…"

Kame Sennin: "Hum… Kuririn, it's that your name?"

Kuririn: "Yes!"

Kame Sennin: "To beneficiate my training. I have one condition: bring me back a nice luscious girl. Tell what could please me."

Kuririn whispers in the ear of Kame Sennin.

Kuririn: "And… with that… It's good for you?"

Kame Sennin: "That's exactly that!"

Kuririn: "I am flattered!"

Kame Sennin: "So, you will search a girl like it with Goku on Kinto-Un."

Goku: "Climb Kuririn!"

Kuririn: "Kinto-Un? Can we climb on a cloud?"

Goku: "Yeah! It's very soft!"

Kuririn: "Okay, then."

He jumped on the cloud but falls through the cloud.

Kuririn: "What's happening? Why I passed through?"

Diana: "Oooh. Someone has dirty thoughts!"

Kame Sennin: "Indeed, you cannot hold on the cloud only if you have pure heart. Say it to me, have you come here with impure intentions?"

Kuririn: "Absolutely not! I came here to be become strong and please the girls!"

Kame Sennin: "That's what I am saying. You have impure thoughts."

Diana giggled in mockery.

Kame Sennin: "What?"

Diana: "What a hypocrite…!"

Kame Sennin: "Silence, yourself!"

Goku: "Kuririn, you can climb on my back."

Kuririn: "Grmbl… I guess I have no other choice!"

Kuririn climbs on the back of Goku.

Kuririn: "And what about Diana?"

Kame Sennin: "I will test her in another way! Now go!"

Kuririn: "Okay!"

The duo of boys left to the sky on Kinto-Un.

Kame Sennin: "Now… Diana, come here."

Diana: "What are you doing?"

Kame Sennin: "I will send you to the test to see if you can enter my school."

Diana: "In the condition that you won't try anything dirty!"

Kame Sennin: "Of course, stop now! It's annoying now!"

Kame Sennin brings Diana to the brink of the sea.

Kame Sennin: "You will stay here for a moment. I am coming back."

He goes inside of the house, under the suspicious eyes of Diana. He came back with a chronometer.

Diana: "What do I have to do?"

Kame Sennin: "This is part of this pond?"

Diana: "Huh, yeah?"

Kame Sennin: "It's a very profound hole of five meters inside of the beach of this island. You plunge inside in apnea. Resist for one minute, more if you can. If you succeed, you will pass."

Diana: "Why I am doing it?"

Kame Sennin: "You have supposed to be calm in fight and not waste your energy. This tests who will give a bit of an insight."

Diana: "Okay then."

She removes her sword and shield from her small armour.

Kame Sennin: "Now go!"

Diana plunged inside of the pond. She swims inside of the pond to the bottom before sitting down.

Diana (thoughts): "One minute, you can hold it, Diana!"

She heard only the sound of the sea and water around her. She could feel the urge of breathing more and more prominent. She resists.

Diana (thoughts): "Calm down… Don't think about anything… feel your heart, Diana…"

She calmed down and close her eyes. She is only feeling her heart who has slow beating. She stays sited inside for a long moment.

Then, the lack of air becomes impossible to bear and Diana quickly swims back to the surface, she came out, breathing hard.

Diana: "Haaa… Haaaa…"

Kame Sennin: "Impressive! You have hold for exactly 2 minutes 21! You passed!"

Diana: "Heh… I knew it."

Diana goes toward the house.


Meanwhile…

The two boys are travelling on the sky.

Goku: "There is not so much people here…"

Kuririn: "Hey! You cannot fly a bit less high?! Because I remind you that if I cannot hold on you then I will fall! So be careful!"

Goku: "But it's because you are thinking about bad things! Diana, my friend said to me that it was not nice to take out the panty of a woman. Or entering the bathroom of a girl."

Kuririn: "Repeat that?!"

Goku: "She said that if I want to please a girl. I have to be nice and take care of her."

Kuririn: "Grmbl… What a prude…"


A bit far away from them…

A woman with blonde hair, with a red ribbon. Dressed in a light-green belly-baring crop tank top, yellow shorts with a red belt, brown fingerless gloss and red shoes with green socks. She was on a moto with a singular wheel, pursued by policemen on flying car who were firing at her.

Policeman: "Stop right now! Surrender if you want to be not shot!"

Policeman 2: "We are already firing at her but well…"

The blond girl takes out from her bag a grenade that she takes out the trigger with her teeth, then she sends it on the first police car. The car exploded.

Policeman 1: "This is a real bitch!"

Woman: "Hehehe…"

She rushes on a small boss before going to another path, the police car is forced to take a turn to chase her and she has gained distance.

She takes out a small rifle, charges it and pointed to the car.

Policeman 2: "Argh!"

Woman: "Nyark…!"

But two strands of hair go on her nose and she feels the urge to sneeze.

Woman: "No! This is not the moment! Ah! At… ATCHA!"

Her hair turns black and she falls from her moto.


Meanwhile… the duo was close to the mountains of this island.

Goku: "There is no one here…"

Kuririn: "It's normal! Who is crazy enough to inhabit in this place? Let's go back!"


Returning toward to the woman…

The woman was confused and stared in fear to the two policemen.

Policeman 1: "Ranchi! You are under arrest! You will follow us now!"

Policeman 2: "Not sudden moves or we fire at you!"

Ranchi: "Who… Who are you?! What do you want from me?!"

Policeman 1: "What do you mean? Who we are?! Don't be take us like idiots! We know that we are from the police!"

The second policeman takes out handcuffs.

Policeman 2: "You will follow us and quick!"

Ranchi: "AAAAH! HELLLLP!"

The duo who was not far away heard her scream.

Goku: "Huh?"

Kuririn: "I heard someone screaming, right?"

Goku: "Look under us!"

Kuririn: "Ah! These two men are attacking a young girl!"

Goku: "Should we save her, right?"

Kuririn: "It's true that it would be badass to save her but… We are clearly not at their level, also they have guns so it would be safer to not involve ourselves."

Goku: "If we have to save, so we will save her!"

Kinto-Un right to the trio of belligerents.

Kuririn: "WOUAAAH! STOP!"

Policeman 1: "What it's this?!"

The two dropped on the ground.

Policeman 1: "What?"

Policeman 2: "Who are you?!"

Goku: "We have come to save this girl!"

Kuririn comes down from Goku's back and hides in a corner.

Kuririn: "Huh… I am telling you this. I have nothing to do with it! He has decided to this on his own!"

The two policemen turn to Goku.

Policeman 1: "What do you mean, save her? Watch out, you little boy! If you want to prevent us to arrest this woman. We will arrest you too!"

Goku immediately gives a fist who disarm the policeman followed by a kick in the jaw, knocking him out. Then Goku turns to the next policeman.

Policeman 2: "This… guy…!"

He has not time to aim and he is hit by the head of Goku right on his face. Knocked him out in his turn.

Goku: "These two are so weak…"

Ranchi stands up, seeing now she is saved.

Ranchi: "Oh, thank you! How I can give you, my gratitude?"

Kuririn exited his hiding.

Kuririn: "No! No! It's natural!"

Goku: "Kuririn, this girl is perfect for Kame Sennin!"

Kuririn: "Yep! We have luck!"


A few moments later…

Ranchi is on Kinto-Un with Goku and Kuririn in front.

Ranchi: "Where you bring me? Say it to me. Where we go?"

Goku: "To the house of grandpa Kame Sennin! It's here, look!"

The trio arrived to Kame House; they came out from Kinto-Un.

Ranchi: "Oooh. It's beautiful here!"

Kuririn: "Hehehe! It's please you, heh?"

Goku: "Grandpa! Diana! We have come back with a nice luscious girl!"

The door open, and reveal a Diana in a towel, with tongs and a bit wet.

Diana: "Oh, Goku-chan!"

Goku: "Diana, why you are in a towel?"

Diana: "I was taking a shower after I passed my own test with Kame Sennin! He is in the restrooms right now! Don't disturb him."

Goku: "Look! We have also passed! We have brought a nice girl!"

Diana: "Huh?"

She looks at Ranchi.

Diana: "Oh, I see."

Goku: "I'll go inside to tell Kame Sennin that we have succeeded."

Goku goes inside of Kame House.

Ranchi: "Why I am here? How am I doing here?"

Kuririn: "Huh… Nothing in particular, we ask you to stay here for a time. You know, there is only men. We lack a nice flower!"

He got hit in the head by Diana.

Diana: "You forget me, Kuririn?!"

Kuririn: "YOW!"

Ranchi: "Oh! It's good! Because I am searched, you know!"

Kuririn: "Searched, ah yes! These guys who attacked you were dressed as policemen."

Ranchi: "They were real policemen."

Kuririn: "What?"

Diana: "Huh?!"


Inside of Kame House…

Goku is in front of the toilet.

Goku: "Grandpa? Have you finished? We have brought back a girl!"

Kame Sennin: "Okay! Okay! I'm coming! Be patient!"

Kame Sennin came out from the restroom, just finishing to put on his shorts.

Kame Sennin: "You idiot! Stop screaming, you are ashaming myself!"

The two goes toward the entrance.

Kame Sennin: "This time. I hope you have found the right girl!"

Goku: "Kuririn said that she will please you, I believe so!"

Kame Sennin: "Let's see…"


In the exterior…

Kuririn: "And why you have been pursued by the police?"

Ranchi open her bag; it was filled with bucks.

Ranchi: "Hm…. At its seems, my bag is filled with money. I have broken a bank, or even stolen a train…"

Diana: "But you don't seem to be of the aggressive one, right?"

Kuririn: "Yeah, of course! You cannot do that. Really not! You are only a very rich girl from a rich family!"

He laughed nervously.

Ranchi: "I advise you to be careful. Because when I sneeze, suddenly, my behaviour…"

Kame Sennin: "SO BEAUTIFULLL!"

He startled everyone from his window.

Ranchi: "HA! You scared me!"

Kame Sennin: "You have done well, Goku and Kuririn!"

Goku: "She please you?"

Kuririn: "We have come back, Master Muten Roshi!"

Kuririn: "Hehehe… What do you think. Her face is a bit still childish but her body is well formed."

Kame Sennin: "You are right, you are right… So, I take you both officially as students!"

The trio exited the house.

Kame Sennin: "Thanks to have come in my humble home!"

Ranchi: "Hello, my name is Ranchi! Your two little children have saved me from a bad situation!"

Kame Sennin: "Hoho… They saved you."

Ranchi: "Yes, I will thank them so much!"

Kame Sennin: "But you see, Ranchi. Diana, Kuririn and Goku are not my little children. These are my little brothers and sister!"

Everyone falls to the ground from this stance.

Kame Sennin: "Hahaha! I am joking!"

Ranchi: "Hoho… I know…"

Kame Sennin: "To say to you. I am Muten Roshi, also known in the name of Kame Sennin, I taught the martials arts to these three children."

Ranchi: "Oh! Martial Arts! This is why these two boys are so strong!"

Kame Sennin: "Hohoho… I see that he was useful."

Goku: "But you didn't teach me anything yet, grandpa."

Kame Sennin: "Also, if you have the time, you can take a bath with m… hum, I mean… You would like to stay here for rest?"

Ranchi: "If I don't disturb you, I would be good!"

Kame Sennin: "Disturb us! Are you joking! You can stay the whole life, if you want!"

Diana glared at him, who makes the old master sweating.

Kame Sennin: "Are you interested to learn the martial arts?"

Ranchi: "Me? It would be fun, but it's too difficult for a girl like me!"

Kame Sennin: "No. No. I won't ask you to not fully endorse yourself. You can just do a little to have a good health and that's all!"

Kuririn: "You have a real chance! Master Muten Roshi is the most know martial artist! The best of the world, I would say. It's exceptional that someone like him could propose his services like it!"

Ranchi: "Oh, it's a real celebrity!"

Kame Sennin: "Let's not exaggerate!"

Gok: "When we begin the training?"

At this moment, a horsefly is flying around Kame Sennin.

Kame Sennin: "Grmbl… get out, you buzzing horsefly!"

The horsefly flies to Ranchi and right under her nose, causing her the urge of sneezing.

Ranchi: "Ah… Ah… Run away, my friends… run… AH! AH!"

Diana: "Huh?"

Ranchi: "ATCHA!"

Her hair changes to blonde.

Kame Sennin: "What?"

Ranchi: "Where I am? It's doesn't look like a prison…"

She turns to the group of warriors.

Ranchi: "What do you want from me, you?!"

She takes out from her bag an uzi and began to fire to the four.

RATATATATATATATATA!

Goku, Kuririn, Diana and Kame Sennin: "GYAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Ranchi: "ATCHIII!"

She sneezed again and go back to her nice side. She sees that that she has the uzi and drops it on the ground nonchalantly.

Ranchi: "Huh? Oh my! I am sorry! I think that I change of my personality each time I sneeze! What I done wrong?"

She addressed it to the group who was a bit bloody from the bullets even if their injuries are superficial.

Kame Sennin: "Hum… No… not really…"


To be continued… The beginning of the training!

Kame Sennin began his training with Diana, Goku and Kuririn. He put them in little tests to see how much their master their abilities.