Wonder Woman Dragon Ball

[Dragon Ball Opening 1 – Makafushigi Adventure].

The opening began with the seven Dragon Balls appearing in the stars quickly followed by an image of the sun with his solar eruptions. Then, the title appeared on the right: Wonder Woman Dragon Ball. Wonder is written in red while Woman is written in blue. While the words Dragon Ball are written in orange, with the Four-Star Ball in place of the O of Dragon.

Tsukamou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou suriru na himitsu.

The scene cuts toward the mountains with the house of Grandpa Gohan and child Goku appearing in front of the camera, crossing his arms in a nonchalant way. He is quickly hugged behind by a 12 years old Diana while he tries to free himself from the hug who too thigh. But then, the two stopped by seeing a Four-Star dragon ball approaching them.

Sagasou ze! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou yukai na kiseki.

They looked at it before the Dragon Balls flies to the sky above the mountains while the two turned to see them. Another cut shows Goku coming from the sky, turning his Nyoi-Bo like a helicopter above his head.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

Sou sa ima koso abobenchaa!

A cut shows the mountains surrounded by a big river with then Goku coming from the sky on Kinto-Un accompanied by Diana who holds his back to stay in place. Then the two goes in the sky once again. Then a few cuts show Goku doing several fight poses followed by the image of the One-Star ball.

Mune waku-waku noi ga GISSIRI

Iro toridori no yume ga DOSSARI

Kono yo no doko ka de hikatte 'ru

Another cut shows a teenage Bulma on her moto while Oolong in his military outfit rubs his head on Bulma's back with a perverted face. Bulma smashes him on the head and Oolong falls from the moto. He is forced to followed Bulma by running.

Another cut shows Yamucha on his moto with on his shoulder his friend Puaru. He is followed by the moto of Bulma on the right.

Another cut shows the shell of Muten Roshi before the angle turns right in front of him, he makes a V sign with his fingers of his left hand while he holds his staff in his right hand. He is installed on the turtle with on the background Kame House.

Soitsu mitsuke ni yukou ze BOY

Youkaihenge mo buttobashi

Kumo no mashin de kyou mo tobu no sa

Another cut shows the mountains clouded by purple clouds with a big column of light emerging from the ground and going inside the clouds. The light shapes itself and forms to finally reveal Shenron.

The next cut shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un seen from above before they go straight to the camera.

The next cut still shows Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un crossing the sky at great speed now they are seen sideways. It is showed clearly that Diana holds herself by hugging Goku from behind, also she makes the double of his height.

Let's try try try makafushigi

Sora wo kakenuke yama wo koe

The next cut shows the Kinto-Un point of view, while the mountains and forest rapidly passing quickly around.

Let's fly fly fly daibouken.

Fushigi na tabi ga hajumaru ze

The next cut shows Goku on Kinto-Un making a smile while his Nyoi-Bo with Diana stills behind his back, smiling also.

The next cut shows two cliffs slowly separated and reveal a dark sky with a red ground with around the Dragon Balls floating. With Kinto-Un with his two passengers flying to the horizon.

Te ni irero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou tegowai chansu

The next cut shows a gorilla right hand smashing a wall while his left hand smashes a tower. The next cut shows Oolong, Bulma, Yamucha, Diana and Puaru running away in fear from a gigantic gorilla destroying a castle behind them.

Oikakero! DRAGON BALL

Sekai de ittou ikashita dorama.

Kono yo wa dekkai takarajima

The next cut shows Goku charging with his Nyoi-Bo, with a Yamucha in another cut with his sword. The third cut shows them battling against one another.

The next cut shows Goku on his now very extended Nyoi-Bo, observing something in the left of the screen in the summit of it. Diana is beside him on Kinto-Un, looking at the same thing. The mountains are in the background, then a plane arrived from this same background.

Sou sa Ima koso abobenchaa!

The plane arrived in the background of the image, showing Yamucha, Puaru, Oolong and Bulma inside. Goku and Diana on Kinto-Un arrived in front of the camera with a big smile while the passengers of the plane encourage them.

Ep 9: The beginning of the training!

A few hours after Ranchi's arrival, The group of five is now outside of Kame House. Diana is dressed back to her proper attire. While Kame Sennin is dressed in his orange turtle master coat with blue pants and black shoes.

Kame Sennin: "Everyone is outside? Good, now I put the house in its capsule…"

He pushes a small button and the wood house disappeared in a puff, leaving only a capsule that Kame Sennin takes and put inside of his little box.

Goku: "How do we do to go to the bigger island you mentioned? All on Kinto-Un?"

Kame Sennin: "No. We will go on a boat!"

He tossed capsule to the water and a speedboat appeared. Everyone goes inside. Kame Sennin on the driver's seat, Ranchi on the passenger seat and the three students behind.

Kame Sennin: "Now let's go! Miss Ranchi, I would ask you to try to not sneeze in the travel."

Ranchi: "Okay!"

An hour later, the group arrived on an island, recognizable by its fuming volcano. They installed Kame House on a small plateau.

Kame Sennin: "So, we will begin with a light training before diner."

Kuririn: "It's an honour Master Muten Roshi!"

Diana turned to Goku, who was observing the rest of the island on Kinto-Un.

Diana: "Goku-chan! Come back! We will begin the training!"

Goku: "Ah!"

He comes back and goes down.

Goku: "Grandpa Kame Sennin, there is other houses here!"

Kame Sennin: "It's normal, there is more than 300 inhabitants here."

Goku: "Finally, the training! I am so impatient!"

Diana: "I can't wait to become stronger!"

Ranchi: "I have to participate?"

Kame Sennin: "You have the right to do whatever you want, in fact!"

Ranchi: "Okay! I will prepare the diner… and… I… A… A…"

Everyone goes in full panic as she seemingly going to sneeze.

The four warriors: "AAAAARRRGHHH!"

They rushed toward closest rock and hide behind.

Ranchi: "Fwaaaaah…."

She only yawned.

Ranchi: "I will prepare diner! Train well!"

She goes toward the house, under the relief of the rest.

Goku: "She has just yawned!"

Kuririn: "I was scared for a moment…"

Diana: "I don't want to receive bullets again!"

Kame Sennin: "Young idiots! It's shameful to have been scared for so little! Anyway, we will finally exercise ourselves! Kuririn, have you prior knowledge in martial arts?"

Kuririn: "Yeah! I am studying them in the last eight years in the Buddhist temple of Orin-Ji!"

Kame Sennin: "Very good. You three has the basics of martial arts. For now, I will evaluate your force."

He turned to the tree who was a bit far.

Kame Sennin: "See? There exactly one hundred meters from this rock to this tree there! How much time you will take to run toward there? But know this, this is by rushing fast that you can become good martial artists. But this is the best mean to know if you have good legs and strong kidneys!"

Kuririn: "Huhuhu… I will rush first! I will you what I am capable off with my legs! I could even participate in Olympics!"

Kame Sennin goes toward the tree and takes out a chronometer while Kuririn put himself in position. Observed by the two other martial artists.

Kame Sennin: "Ready? Set… Go!"

Kuririn rushed at full speed toward Kame Sennin and reaches him rapidly.

Kuririn: "HAAA!"

Kame Sennin: "Impressive! 10.4 seconds! It's really good!"

Kuririn: "Oh, no! Only 10.4 seconds? My best was 10.1! Maybe that this best I can do in these conditions like this! Hahaha!"

Goku: "Grandpa, can I come?"

Kame Sennin: "Yes! Of course!"

Goku goes himself in position, but by putting his hands side to side.

Kame Sennin: "Go!"

Goku arrived to Kame Sennin at seemingly the same speed as Kuririn.

Kame Sennin: "Impressive! Exactly 11 seconds! Not bad but you are a bit slower than Kuririn!"

Kuririn: "Oh no, poor guy doesn't compare him to me! Goku has done well also, no?"

Kame Sennin: "Yes, you have good legs you two. Let's go for…"

Goku: "Wait grandpa! Can I change my shoes and began anew?"

Kuririn: "Why? You said that you have lost since you have bad shoes?"

Kuririn lifted his leg toward Goku.

Kuririn: "I have not sports shoes!"

Goku: "No! But my shoes are completely rotten! Look!"

By looking closer, the duo could see that part of Goku's shoes are detached, revealing the tiptoes of the little warrior.

Kame Sennin: "Huh?"

Kuririn: "What?"

A few moments later, Goku is back with new shoes and he is back to the rock.

Goku: "Hehe! That's better!"

Diana: "Explode this record, Goku-chan!"

Goku: "Grandpa, I am ready!"

He puts himself in position.

Kame Sennin: "Okay! Then, ready? Set… Go!""

Goku rushed at full speed and managed to reach Kame Sennin and Kuririn in a matter of seconds.

Kame Sennin: "… 8.5 seconds…"

Goku: "I was fast?"

Kuririn: "What kind of training you have received?"

Diana: "Hey, it's my turn!"

Kame Sennin: "Okay, get yourself ready!"

Diana tossed her shield and sword; she relaxes her fingers. She puts herself in position by simply putting one step in front of the other.

Kame Sennin: "Set? Go!"

Diana rushed at full speed to the trio and reaches them at incredible speed.

Diana: "How much?"

Kame Sennin: "…7.3 seconds. I should have guessed that from the daughter of Hippolyta."

Goku: "This is so fast!"

Diana rubbed her back sheepishly.

Kame Sennin: "Hm… You are incredibly fast, you two. But it's still in the human reach. The hardest to become a martial artist is to manage to go past the human limits."

Kame Sennin removed his shell and poses it on the ground.

Kuririn: "There, Kuririn. Measure my time!"

Kuririn takes the chronometer in his hands.

Kuririn: "You want to run too, Master Muten Roshi?"

Kame Sennin goes toward the rock and put himself in position.

Kame Sennin: "We can begin now!"

Kuririn: "Ready? Set… Go!"

Kame Sennin rushed to a speed that the trio of students couldn't believe it was possible. He quickly runs past them before immediately stopping himself.

Kame Sennin: "How much I done?"

Goku: "Too… fast!"

Diana: "My eyes where blurred!"

Kuririn: "5… 5.6 seconds!"

Kame Sennin put back on his shell.

Kame Sennin: "5.6 seconds? It's not good, I could have done better… Anyway, I showed you an example of how going past the human limits. You are young and I am sure that after the training, you can easily run one hundred meter in less than 5 seconds."

Goku: "You are so cool, grandpa! I knew it!"

Kuririn: "Oooh…"

Diana: "This is why mother is so fast!"

Kame Sennin: "It was so long since I run, it makes me thirsty. Goku, can you take me a beer?"

Goku: "A beer? What is a beer?"

Kuririn: "I'll do it!"

Kuririn goes toward Kame House.

Kame Sennin: "Hm… The knowledge is really important to practice martial arts. You have a lot of things to learn."

Diana: "Don't worry Kame Sennin! I will make sure that Goku-chan will know a lot of things!"

Kame Sennin: "That's nice from you."

On Kuririn's side…

Kuririn: "Master Muten Roshi is really cool! He is not only an old pervert!"

He entered the house and encountered Ranchi, wearing an apron.

Kuririn: "Excuse me! I am searching a beer for the old master!"

Ranchi: "Ah, okay! It's nice from y… A… Ah! ATCHIII!"

To the trio's side…

Goku: "Oh!"

Kame Sennin: "I heard sneezing."

Diana: "Oh no poor Kuririn…"

They hide behind the rock and then. Kuririn rushes beside them, while pursued by the bad Ranchi who was holding a knife in her hand.

Kuririn: "Nonononono!"

Ranchi: "What do you want from me, asshole?!"

Kame Sennin: "Hmm… Kuririn is approaching the human limits!"

A few moments later, the sun was going down and the night was approaching.

Kame Sennin: "Hm… the day is falling. And a delicious diner is waiting for us."

Goku salivate in impatience.

Kame Sennin: "From tomorrow, I will train you in the hard way. But before diner, I will make pass one more little test to evaluate your force."

Diana: "Have we have to run again?"

Kame Sennin: "A bit but not only that."

Kame Sennin takes a round rock, puts out a marker and writes something on it before showing it to the trio.

Kame Sennin: "Look at this rock. You see it?"

The trio sees the kanji "Kame" marked on this rock.

Kuririn: "Yes, I see it?"

Goku: "What do you do with this rock?"

Kame Sennin: "This is what I am doing with it!"

He tosses it with great forest under the plateau.

Kame Sennin: "Hohoho… It has gone far."

Kuririn: "It's a test for launching rocks?"

Goku: "I don't know where going with it…"

Diana: "No, you dums! It's a search party! We have to search this rock!"

Goku and Kuririn: "Ah?!"

Kame Sennin: "Thanks, Diana. It seems insignificant to search something but in truth, it requires a lot of reflexion and concentration. Also, you have a good physical resistance! The winner will be the one who will find it first and brings it back the first! And the losers will not have dinner tonight!"

Goku, Kuririn and Diana: "AARGH?!"

Kame Sennin: "But if no one finds it in the next 30 minutes, none of you will have dinner."

The three looked at each other before rushing at full speed before stopping themselves in front of the edge of the plateau.

Kuririn: "Oups… Drat, we cannot go further. We have to take another path!"

At this moment and to the surprise of the two, Goku jumped to the forest under.

Kuririn: "Idiot! Do you want to kill yourself?!"

Diana: "Goku-chan!"

Goku: "I am used to it! I am always do it, back in my home!... Ah! A good branch!"

He catches the branch but it broke and Goku falls hard to the ground.

Goku: "OW! OW! OW! OW!"

He quickly put himself back up and began to rush inside.

Goku: "The dinner! The dinner! The dinner!"

Kuririn: "This guy is human or what?"

Kuririn turned toward Diana… who is already making a detour.

Kuririn: "Hey! Come back here Diana!"

Diana: "Goodbye loser!"

Kuririn: "This is not good! They both have advance on me! Wait… It's almost impossible to find a little rock in a jungle like it in less than 30 minutes… Hehe, I know what do I have to do!"

While the two warriors are searching the rock inside of the jungle. Kuririn arrived in front of a house. He sees a rock and takes it from the rock.

Kuririn: "Perfect! The perfect size!"

He goes to the house and knocks the door.

Kuririn: "Excuse me please!"

The door open and revealed a dark-skinned overweight woman.

Woman: "Hm? What do you want?"

Kuririn: "Sorry to disturb you but can you lend me a marker, please?"

Woman: "Hum… okay."

The woman comes back with a marker. Kuririn takes it and marks the same kanji on this rock before giving back the marker.

Kuririn: "Thank you!"

He rushed back to his path, leaving the woman a bit confused.

On the duo's side…

Diana: "Come on, this rock couldn't be so far!"

She searches aimlessly inside of the bushes. Goku is doing the same thing not so far. Then, he sniffs something in the air.

Goku: "This is the smell of grandpa! It's not so far!"

On Kuririn's side…

He was hiding behind a rock, not so far from Kame House.

Kuririn: "I will do like It was really difficult to have found this rock."

He rushes to Kame House and imitates fatigued breathes.

Kuririn: "Haaa… Haaa… Master Muten Roshi! I… I brought the rock to you…"

Kame Sennin: "Oh! You have done it quickly! Let's see…"

He observed the rock before tossing it on Kuririn's head.

Kuririn: "OW!"

Kame Sennin: "You thought that you will get me with this?! This is not my writing! Go search the good one and quick!"

Kuririn: "Sorrrrryyyyy!"

Kuririn rushed back to the forest.

Time has passed and Kuririn was now searching the rock in the forest.

Kuririn: "Draaat… I will not find it in this place!"

Suddenly, a feline jumped out from his hiding and attacked the shaved boy.

Kuririn: "AH?!"

He jumped just in time before knocking out the animal.

Kuririn: "That was close!"

But he heard heavy steps, he hides behind. He sees a really big triceratops passing by.

Kuririn: "What the heck is that jungle?!"

Then, he heard someone.

Goku's voice: "Finally, I have the rock!"

Kuririn: "What?! It's the voice of Goku! Hey, I can't believe it, you have found the rock?!"

Kuririn arrived and see Goku with the rock between his hands.

Goku: "Hehehe… I will eat this night!"

Kuririn: "Ah! You have found it!"

Goku: "It's because I smelled the odour of grandpa!"

Kuririn: "You are a dog or what?!"

Kuririn: "But it's the good one, right? Let see me it."

Goku: "Look! It's written on it!"

Kuririn takes the rock before rushing away at full speed.

Kuririn: "WA HA HA! Poor idiot!"

Goku: "Ah?! No! Come back, burglar, that's not fair!"

Kuririn: "What are you saying, every blow is permitted!"

Goku rushed in pursuit of Kuririn, who was trying to lose him. But he gets a hook from a familiar boot. He falls head-on.

Kuririn: "Argh!"

Diana takes the rock between his hands and rushed away.

Diana: "HAHAHA! I am smarter than you! I waited for you to find the rock and I finally stole it!"

Kuririn: "Come back! I will…!"

He has not time to continues because he's get stomped on by the foot of Goku.

Goku: "Come back, Diana! I found it first! Give it back!"

Kuririn stands up.

Kuririn: "Why no one has respect for the monks?!"

He rushed at his turn in pursuit of Diana.

They go out from the jungle. Diana was nearing the house of Kame Sennin, but Goku managed to catch her on and punch her in her back.

Diana: "ARGH!"

She falls to the ground before standing up and turns back to Goku.

Diana: "That's a low blow from you, Goku-chan!"

Goku: "This rock belongs to me!"

Diana: "Yeah? Come and get it!"

The two began to fight with force, Kuririn arrived at this moment. And could see that in the confusion, the real rock has fallen beside the two fighters. He grins before catching the rock and rushing toward Kame House.

Kuririn: "Heh… these two idiots are occupied, victory is mine!"

He arrived to Kame Sennin and gives the rock to him.

Kame Sennin: "Let's see now. Hm… yes! This time, this is my rock! Kuririn, you won this trial!"

Kuririn: "Thanks master!"

Later that night, in front of a Goku consumed by the hunger and a sulking Diana; Kame Sennin, Kuririn and Ranchi are eating the diner.

Kuririn: "Take it master! Drink!"

He versed a bit of beer inside of Kame Sennin's cup.

Kame Sennin: "Wahaha! Ranchi, you do the kitchen really well!"

Ranchi: "Hoho, thanks! I have bought this fish in the island market!"

Goku: "I am so jealous."

He licked his lips.

Diana: "Me too… It makes me mad…"

Everyone, excepted Goku and Diana passed the next three days in the bed for food intoxication and the training was suspended because they have eaten fugu.

To be continued… The Real training!

Our trio began their training and it's very unusual from they expected, but it's still very hard.