iChronos Wireless~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bat. Level [UUU-]
MESSAGES~~~~~~~~~Rosalyn E. Murray~~~~~~~~~CONTACT
Monday 12:13pm CST
This is the fastest way to reach him via post:
Godfrey & Son, Ltd.
P.O. Box 743
Dallas, TX 75220
Got it?
[12:13pm]
...Waiting…
Tap tap tap…
Ros, I need you to confirm.
[12:13pm]
Do you think I run around all hours of
the day texting this highly guarded address
to just anyone? REPLY MORTAL.
[12:13pm]
ROSALYN!
[12:14pm]
Jesus jumpin jackrabbit, blondie. You type like 900wrds per second.
[12:14pm]
Delete the text when we're done.
My people will wipe the cell tower records.
Secure the physical paper in safe, pref. locked, locale.
[12:14pm]
It's a LETTER, not a commission for a hit. Chill out.
Writing it down now. Gimme 1 minute pls.
^-mere mortal here.
[12:15pm]
Ha. You're way more fun via txt. Has anyone every told you that?
[12:15pm]
Done yet?
[12:16pm]
Did you *actually* just count out exactly 1 minute?
[12:21pm]
I'm a Virgo. We're precise.
^-"mere" immortal Viking legend here (+ a few hundred other honorifics & titles)
You may already be familiar w/ a few of these after stalking my
Wikipedia page, creeper... ;)
[12:21pm]
Right. A Virgo.
[12:22pm]
I am! (I think.)
[12:22pm]
Sure.
[12:22pm]
Maybe.
[12:22pm]
Uh huh.
[12:23pm]
Well it would explain a lot.
[12:23pm]
I'll keep that in mind.
[12:23pm]
That you didn't question the rest shows your intelligence;
my prestige and renown are objectively, scientifically true.
[12:24pm]
Oh yes. Proven because they are listed on a free webpage open
to public, anonymous editing by tweens and trolls...
[12:24pm]
That is exceedingly unfair to trolls. They are a kind, easygoing people.
[12:24pm]
TICK TOCK, Dr.
Honestly, what ARE you doing right now that's taking so long?
[12:25pm]
Txting with you, duh! Also dodging students...
[12:25pm]
If I told you that I am slowly bleeding to death in my own bed,
would you possibly move any faster?
[12:25pm]
Touché.
[12:25pm]
Please confirm that you will delete this text/
secure paper as directed above.
[12:26pm]
K.
[12:28pm]
That is NOT how we confirm *critical*instructions.
Let me be absolutely clear: you ARE being tested. Failure to comply
in our security protocols will result in fine/punishment to the
fullest extent permissible by law.
[12:28pm]
ROGER THAT, Sheriff. Delete msg, store paper securely. Thy will be done
as in heaven and so on earth, etc. etc. etc. Happy?
[12:29pm]
THANK. YOU.
And yes - you should. :)
[12:30pm]
?
[12:31pm]
"Roger" that. He needs it.
[12:31pm]
Ugh. Pervert.
[12:31pm]
Most assuredly ;)
[12:31pm]
As if I needed convincing. BTW you have an exceptional talent for
making a woman feel cheap. I mean it. **OUTSTANDING** Just putting
it out there, since you know, we're "friends" and all.
[12:32pm]
Wasn't aware it was among my strong suits. Shall we add it to my
official register of titles?
[12:32pm]
High lord of Jackassery?
Thane of Misogyny?
Prince of Patriarchal Darkness?
[12:33pm]
:'(
Except...No, wait. I actually kind of like the last one.
:D
[12:33pm]
Srsly with the emoticons!? What are you, a 12 yr old girl?
[12:33pm]
Let me check.
[12:34pm]
Lol. Taking a while, I see…Thought you were 'dying' to get off the line w me.
[12:37pm]
Helloooo? Fall asleep on me buddy? Or did the ego take a hit? (Methinks the
latter is more plausible…)
[12:38pm]
Oh Mr. Norrrrrrthman...
[12:41pm]
Sorry. Litetight shutters xtra slow today. Company sucks.
Dump their stocks asap, btw, we're going to back Nitegaard's
new product in the fall. They've partnered with Persol.
Genius work, obvsly...G & I funded the R&D.
[12:42pm]
Eric...SIGH.
The stock market and its assoc. systems of capital perpetuate the mystification
of real human values which alienates us from our humanity. I choose to invest my
life and my craftwork in ethical and sustainable practices, not the predatory
behavior of capitalists.
[12:42pm]
Thx for the refresher course in Marx. Noble ideas from a good man. I just hope it doesn't disappoint you to learn that I am *literally* why good 'ole Karl likened capitalism to vampirism. And before you judge - I was giving him free room and board in London so he could write.
[12:42pm]
FACEPALM. If that is even true, you are officially a life ruiner. But, uh...why are you leaving your cubby or whatever?
[12:42pm]
Limited lighting in the bedrm. Still can't see if I'm a 12yo girl. 1sec.
[12:42pm]
HA. GROW UP.
[12:42pm]
Growing as we speak, Madame Doctor.
[12:42pm]
OMFG. Don't you even DARE.
[12:43pm]
Dare what? I like dares… XD
[12:43pm]
! $%&*! I swear to whatever Norse god you fear most that I'll block your number
and ditch my phone if you send me an explicit photo. End of discussion. NOT acceptable.
Capiche?
[12:43pm]
Rogering that.
[12:43pm]
GO TO SLEEP NORTHMAN.
[12:44pm]
:P Your wish is my command, milady.
Before I sign out, you should b aware that this hour long convo just cost me
a lot of blood. You owe me half a six-pack of Royalty Blended.
O neg, please.
[12:45pm]
I'll consider your request, Sheriff.
[12:45pm]
Well played. But I thought I was Prince?
[12:45pm]
Your new title remains to be seen.
[12:45pm]
I can work with that. Good day, Rosalyn fair. Talk soon.
[12:46pm]
Sleep tight, big baddie. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
[12:46pm]
I'm the only thing that bites around here. Night, Doc.
}:F
[12:46pm]
A/N: Soooo...My readers are AMAZING, FANTASTIC, WONDERFUL people! I was awash in lovely reviews and it got me so excited I just *had* to send you a little something to share my thanks and appreciation while I work on a full blown chapter. This is obviously quite experimental. What do you think? Leave a little review...the box is right down there - - - V.
Godric's address here is a fake (we can't give that info out here, sorry), but if you'd like to send him a letter via the review button, it will be forwarded and he'll try to respond.
Reviewers also get unexpected texts in the middle of the day from an unknown but suspiciously flirty Viking. He likes emoticons. He doesn't care how that makes him look. He looks good.
Special thanks to Royal Ember and Midnat, who helped me straighten out how to do the timestamps and come up with the wireless carrier most preferred by the undead. iChronos Wireless is a subsidiary of Mobius Media, Inc. All rights reserved. I'll let you guess who owns a controlling share of it. ;F