Lauren was excited about her first meeting of the school paper. She hung out in the classroom afterwards to talk to Sue Sylvester about what she wanted in it.
Lauren said: "I want to join the Glee Club without auditioning for them. I'm not as good of a singer as Rachel Berry or even as Tina. Mike Chang got to join the glee club without auditioning or having to sing. However, I'm not a football player and being a female wrestler even on a boys team isn't the same thing."
Sue asked: "Why do you want to join the Glee Club?"
Lauren replied: "I have my reasons."
Sue said: "I'm sure there's some logical explanation for why you want to waste your time with Mr. Schuster and the elves who live in an in his over gelled hair that he rubs with butter."
Lauren said: "Everyone knows you don't like the glee club. If I was a member, I would be able to write articles about them expose their secrets and turn the members against each other. I would have it done before nationals since I'd be okay going to sectionals but I don't want to go to New York with them. I couldn't stand being in Glee Club that long."
Sue said" I like the way your evil mind works and we're going to make a good team."
A few days later Lauren joined the Glee Club, she was very happy she got to sit next to Puck. She had a huge crush on him and he smiled at her. She also had a huge crush on Mr. Schu who is now announcing that they were going to do duet. Lauren wasn't quite ready to sing in front of a group, which meant she couldn't work with anyone yet. Puck stopped looking at her and started looking at Santana. Britney was looking at her too. Lauren reminded herself that she was supposed to be looking around for dirt not really looking at hot guys. It was obvious to her that Britney had feelings for Santana. Lauren wasn't sure how far she wanted to go with her news articles, she knew she wasn't about to out Britney. She better come up with something fast otherwise should be swaying in the background of Rachel Berry and Santana neither of whom she really liked. She was a wrestling star; she wasn't someone who wanted to be in the background. She likewise wanted to go to journalism school so she needed to stay on the paper. Lauren wanted to hang out with Puck who is so hot, and the very sexy William Schuster. During the homecoming show, she found out how surprisingly sexy he was and she then wanted to join the Glee Club. The class ended and Lauren stayed back so she could flirt with Puck who was looking at her again.