Santana and Brittany laid on Brittany's bed.
Santana kisses Brittany who says: "Aw sweet lady kisses."
Santana says: "It's a nice change from making out with boys."
Britney says: "We should do a duet together."
Santana replies: "There's too much talking going on",
Santana kisses Brittany again in hopes that will it will shut her up, but Brittany keeps going on about how she wants to do a duet with her.
Santana says: "I'm not making out with you because I am in with love you or want to sing love songs or make lady babies with you. I'm just here because Puck is romancing Lauren and I'm like a lizard I need a warm body on top of me or I can't digest my food."
Brittany thought for a minute and asked: "What if we didn't sing a love song? What if we just sing a song that's fun yet good? Something where you could show off your voice and our dance moves. Then we wouldn't have to hear Rachel and Finn brag about how they didn't have any competition."
Santana looks at Brittany, she really loved her beautiful blonde friend and hated to disappoint her. She said: "Okay I will do it only to see the look on the midget diva and frankinteens faces when Mr. Schu announces that we're the winners and we're going to Breadsticks."