(Greed ring, Two years later)
The greed ring, a scammer's paradise and home to one of the seven deadly sins. The ring of greed was also home to houses and apartments that cost a fortune just to live in, a fortune that only nobles and maybe even hellborn could afford.
Our main focus lies in one of these said houses. The house was very big, big enough to fit a family of 5, along with several bathrooms.
In front of the house however, stood an average looking demon with a grey jacket over a red shirt, ripped jeans and black sneakers. He also had a red cap with a pizza logo on his head, along with a large red square shaped bag.
The demon was banging on the door to the large house vigorously as he yelled at the fuck stain on the other side of the door. "Listen here you little shit, I'm not leaving unless you pick these fucking pizzas out of my hands!"
Another voice yelled through the door angrily. "And I thought I told you that I never ordered a satan damned pizza, you fuck!"
"Look here motherfucker, I need this paycheck to be good for the week. You're paying for these pizzas whether you like it or not!" The pizza demon yelled with annoyance.
"UGH!!!" The demon behind the door finally swung the door open revealing it to be a hellhound with greyish fur. "Fine! I'll take the damn pie! But for the last time, I didn't order those fucking pizzas!"
"We know you didn't." A feminine voice spoke out, catching the two off guard. The hellhound look behind him to see just who the fuck was in his house, only to look down the barrel of what looked like a pistol made completely out of flames.
They looked at the new arrivals in the house, which were a purple-skinned succubus with a huge pair of knockers on her, and a red-skinned...lizard? Dragon? The hellhound didn't know, all he knew was that the dragon had a gun pointed at his head.
Both of their appearances haven't changed much aside from the fact that the succubus had gotten more curves compared to two years ago, and the dragon sinner had a leather jacket hanging off his shoulders.
"We did." The dragon said as the two home invaders were revealed to be Zeke and Katherine. The succubus walked over to the pizza demon, while said demon was looking at her massive bouncing orbs of flesh.
Katherine sighed before elongating her nails and swiping her hand to the side. Soon after, the pizza demon's shirt and pants were shredded into pieces, revealing a pair of pink polkadot boxers. The demon was about to at least try and cover his modesty, until Katherine's nails came dangerously close to his neck. "My eyes are up here you piece of shit. I catch your eyes roaming again and I'm cutting off that 5 inch dick of yours, understood?"
The demon nodded fearfully, before the succubus spoke up again. "Good. now we ordered a well done supreme pizza and a meat lovers pizza. That's what you have right?"
After a few seconds of processing her words, the pizza demon nodded in confirmation.
"Yoink!" Katherine snatched the large bag out of his hands and took out her supreme pizza.
Zeke on the other hand, looked at his box of pizza with apprehension before looking at the pizza demon. "Did they burn the crust on my pizza?"
"W-What?" The demon said timidly, before Zeke conjured another gun made of flames and pointed it directly at his forehead, while still having a gun pointed at the hellhound.
"Are you deaf? I said, did they burn the crust on my meat lovers pizza." Zeke said with annoyance.
"N-No sir, they didn't!" The demon said fearfully.
"Ugh! I thought I specifically told those assholes to burn the fucking crust! Get the fuck in here, NOW!" Zeke roared. The demon was about to make a run for it, until Katherine suddenly grabbed his neck roughly and pulled him inside, with the dragon sinner locking the door behind him with his tail.
(Minutes later)
The hellhound and the pizza demon looked on with sweatdrops as they gazed at their assailants eating their boxes of pizza on the expensive couch. The hellborn hellhound's eyes were twitching as he saw the succubus kick her feet on his table, with her shoes still on.
He would have shouted at her, to get her dirty shoes off of his table.
...If it weren't for the multiple pistols made of flames floating around himself and the pizza guy, ready to shoot both of them at a moments notice.
"Mmmm, you gotta admit babe, that pizza place might have shitty service, but hot damn is their pizza good." Katherine said while finishing off her last slice of pizza, while typing away at her laptop.
"Yeah you're right. But my pizza would be so much better if they had just burnt the crust." Zeke said while finishing his box, causing his girlfriend to giggle.
The homeowner had finally had enough and soon spoke out, albeit with a controlled voice. "Sorry to ruin your fun you two, but I gotta ask. What are you two doing here...in my house?"
The pair finally turned to them before Katherine spoke up while adjusting her glasses. "Oh, that's actually quite simple. We're here to perform a...what was it called again? Oh right, contract kill. We only do it as a side gig so we don't do this much."
Contract kill? Wait...if they were here to kill someone, and they were in his house wouldn't that mean-
"Well shit, that's just fucking cold you two. You snuck into this guy's house, ordered a pizza, ate the pizza, and now you're going to kill him!" The pizza guy said with astonishment, cutting off the hellhound's thoughts, but the homeowner was thinking among the same lines.
Zeke walked up to both of them, and the hellhound tried to get out of his situation. He immediately brought out his wallet before trying to hand it to Zeke. "Look, take whatever you want, just don't kill me."
"Oh, um...thanks?" Zeke said with a raised eyebrow, before taking the hellhound's wallet and putting it in his pocket.
"Hey my guy. If you don't mind, you think you can hand me a good tip?" The pizza demon said with enthusiasm.
Hearing the demons words made Zeke and Katherine laugh a bit before the succubus looked at the pizza demon. "Unfortunately for you, we're not giving you a tip."
Before he could complain, Zeke continued while one of the floating guns came to his hand. "The reason why is because we're not here for him."
Zeke then pressed the barrel of his gun against the pizza demon's forehead. "We're here to kill you...Justin."
"Wait, the hell! Why are you here to kill me!" The now named Justin asked with shock, and his fear returning full force.
Katherine spoke up with a cold tone while typing on her laptop. "Tell us, does the name Linda Kale ring any bells in that tiny brain of yours?"
At that, Justin stiffened and his eyes widened with fear, confirming the succubi's statement. "Glad to know you still remember her after so long. If that's the case, then you also remember what you did to her back when you were in Hell's highschool for hellborn."
This time the Hellhound spoke up with curiosity. "Um...if you don't mind me asking, just what did he do to this...Linda person?"
Zeke and Katherine looked at each other for a bit, before the former got up from her seat and walked over to the hellhound. After whispering in his ear for close to a minute, the homeowner looked at Justin with slight disgust. "Dude...what the hell is wrong with you? I know we're in hell, but not even I'm that cruel."
"Oh come on, I haven't seen that whore since graduation! That bitch should have gotten over it by now after 10 fucking years!" Justin screamed with tears in his eyes, afraid for his life.
Zeke just looked at his target before replying uncaringly. "Oh don't worry, she's about to."
*BANG*
Justin's brain exploded as Zeke pulled the trigger, sending brain matter everywhere. His headless body fell to the floor as he dismissed his constructs. "You can text the client now Kat. We're done here."
"Already on it. I swear that guy was a piece of shit, but really what can I expect from the people from hell." Katherine said while placing her laptop in her bag.
"Um...if it's not too much trouble, can I have my wallet back?" The hellhound asked.
"Fuck no. You're the one who gave it to me, so we're keeping it." Zeke said before tossing said wallet to Katherine, who began rummaging through it.
"Wow, you've got a lot of cash on you. Guess you won't be needing this anymore." Katherine said as she took out a wad of cash and put it in her pocket.
"Anyways, we'll get out of your hair. Or is it fur, considering you're a hellhound? either way it doesn't matter." Zeke said before both the dragon and Succubus walked towards the front door. "Oh yeah, make sure to do something about that body will ya."
With an audible shut, the two exited the house, leaving the hellhound alone with a dead body on his floor. The homeowner just sighed before grumbling under his breath. "I'm getting way too old to be dealing with this shit."
(Pride ring, hours later)
"Well that was fun. I've been wanting to do something like that for awhile now." Katherine said with glee as she started counting the amount of money she nabbed from the hellhound.
"I'm still trying to get over the fact that hell has schools for hellborn. Nobles I can understand, but hellborn? Not what I expected." Zeke said.
"You and me both. Either way we got the job done, and we got paid with a slight bonus." Katherine said as she handed her boyfriend his half of the money.
Unbeknownst to the pair, all of the demons that saw them were running away in terror, or just flat out killing themselves. They were too into their conversation to even notice, but if they did, they wouldn't care.
Over the course of two years, Zeke and Katherine had built a reputation throughout all of hell. The week the dragon sinner waited to get his pass to traverse the other rings, he had pushed his body to the absolute limit and constantly got into fights in hell, all of which he came out on top.
And by fights, he meant turf wars. Yes Zeke participated in a lot of turf wars, enough to the point where he had claimed a couple of territories himself. Katherine wanting to get stronger and spend more time with her boyfriend, had joined him in his escapades, and they both had garnered a reputation that would make most demons flee with terror.
The pair didn't know how strong they had gotten, but from what they got from Charlie, they were at a high overlord level in strength. They weren't overlords, but they had the strength of one.
During that time, Katherine met and befriended Fiona. They instantly hit it off and without any protests, Katherine let the tigress in the harem. Soon after, Fiona had moved into the happy hotel.
However, one fact that Vaggie instantly pointed out, was the fact that Fiona was a hellborn, so she couldn't get into heaven. Fiona claimed that she wanted to fix her drinking habits, and since the hotel was in a way a rehabilitation center, she could stay at the hotel on technicality.
Thanks to the tigress moving in, Zeke was subjugated day after day to rough, passionate, and kinky threesomes, and he enjoyed every second of it.
Zeke had also kept in contact with Octavia, and ever since her birthday 2 years ago, they have gotten extremely close. Especially when he snuck the Goetia princess out of her house to get her away from her parents, who seem to have gotten worse over the years, especially after a certain event.
As for his job, thanks to his and Fiona's efforts, Stolas had gotten him his pass to traverse the other rings. What the dragon sinner didn't expect however, was for the Goetia prince to send him two passes, one for Katherine and another for himself. Thanks to this, the succubus was able to travel to the other rings with him, which she did often.
They had also beaten back the last extermination just like when they arrived. However unlike when they arrived in hell, they pretty much humiliated the exorcist every time they came down to hell.
And since every extermination day was Katherine's birthday, they had come up with a way to have fun at the expense of the so-called angels up top. However, what they came up with will be discussed another time.
(Same time)
On the streets of pentagram city, a lone figure could be seen walking down the street, with demons of all shapes and sizes running away from him. All while a permanent smile adorned his face, showing a row of sharp teeth.
He was humming a happy tune to himself, while trying to find something to do, while at the same time causing chaos just from his presence alone.
He must admit, things have been getting a bit stale as of late. While causing chaos was something he enjoyed from time to time, he would admit that it would become boring after a while. He needed to find something to do, otherwise a certain someone would constantly bug him to no end.
His thoughts were interrupted when someone had suddenly bumped his shoulder, making him stagger to the side a bit. He expected an apology at the very least. After all, manners were common courtesy to show to their betters.
However, he received none. Not a peep, not a syllable, not even a single word. His smile remained, but his eyes visibly narrowed. Oh he would teach this impudent welp some respect, and possibly broadcast his screams for every demon in hell to hear.
(Later)
Zeke and Katherine were still talking, oblivious to the world around them. They were so into their conversation that Zeke didn't even notice that he bumped into someone as they continued to walk. Their conversation was interrupted however, when a hand suddenly clamped down on the dragon sinner's shoulder.
"Excuse me my lizard friend, but I believe you owe me an apology." A male voice said, although it sounded a bit...odd.
The sinner couple turned around to see a tall demon with beige-colored skin, short red hair in a bob-cut with black tips and two more tuffs of hair extending from his head covering small antlers, red eyes with red sclera, and a wide smile attached to a row of sharp yellow teeth. He wore a red pinstriped coat over a bright red dress shirt with a cross on the chest with a black bowtie, black dress pants, black gloves with red tips and black pointed shoes with red tips. He also has a small monocle over his right eye and a cain with a sentient styled microphone attached to it.
Zeke was momentarily put off by the man's appearance, before he finally registered just what the piece of shit just called him. He inwardly seethed in anger, before raining in his temper and giving the demon in front of him a disinterested look.
"Oh sorry for whatever I did man. Your power was just so insignificant I didn't even notice you." Zeke said with disinterest.
"Oho, A lizard with a mouth on him. Very interesting, although you'd due to show some respect, hatchling." The demon said, with his eyes visibly narrowing, all while his smile remained. Zeke and Katherine raised an eyebrow when they heard his voice which had a radio filter, almost like he was on a radio talk show.
"Ok I gotta ask, who in the fuck are you supposed to be? A radio talk show host? Some pimp that decided to wear too much red?" Katherine asked questioningly.
"Haha, I'm glad you asked my dear. Well then, allow me to introduce myself." The demon said before slightly bowing. "Alastor, the radio demon at your service."
The sinner couple just sweat dropped at the sight. Katherine just looked at the now named Alastor before speaking up. "Uh-huh, can't say that I've heard of you. But I think I know why they call you the radio demon."
Alastor's eye twitched slightly in slight annoyance. He guessed that he shouldn't blame the pair for not recognizing his name, he has been gone for quite a while after all.
"Well whatever the case is, we don't have the time to deal with you. So if you don't mind, we're gonna split." Zeke said, with Katherine nodding as they were about to walk away, until shadows formed in front of them. Alastor appeared in front of them and gave the pair a look that neither of them liked.
"I must say, you two have made quite the name for yourselves. Beating back the last two exterminations on your own is quite the accomplishment, especially for two wayward sinners like yourselves." Alastor said with glee.
"So you know about us. Ok then, we don't care. Today's been a long day, and we're trying to get home, so move it Bamby." Zeke said as he bumped the radio demon's shoulder again with Katherine following him.
Alastor's eyes narrowed before his smile turned into a sinister grin. He tapped his cain on the ground and multiple black tendrils quickly shot out from his shadow and towards the backs of the sinner couple, kicking up a dust cloud.
"Well now, that will teach you both some respect. It was a pleasure to meet you both, but I'm afraid I must-" Alastor cut himself off when the dust cloud cleared, revealing an unharmed dragon and Succubus.
Zeke was in front of Katherine the moment he smelled a buildup of energy. He didn't bother to block with his arms, he took the attack head on, with only a slight bruise forming on his stomach. His eyes narrowed dangerously before speaking in a cold and dangerous voice. "Was that supposed to hurt?"
"Oho, so you have some fight in you hmmm. Very well, allow me to whip this lizard into submission." Alastor said as his eyes were replaced with radio dials and a green and black aura surrounded his form.
"Hey babe, can you take this one? I'm not really feeling it today." Katherine said. She could feel this guy's aura, and on a normal day she would fight with her boyfriend in a situation like this. However, she was running on fumes right now, and she just wanted to go home, and maybe have some fun before they went to sleep.
"Sure why not. Besides, I could use a good warm up anyway." Zeke said as he stepped forward. Katherine, knowing the kind of destruction her boyfriend will cause, flew away onto a nearby building to watch the incoming fight.
"I gotta admit, your aura is a lot more potent compared to others. Hopefully you won't be a pushover just like the others I've fought." Zeke said before unfurling his dragon wings and rushing the radio demon.
The dragon sinner sent a kick towards Alastor, but said demon easily dodged the strike and summoned a black tendril to knock Zeke away. Zeke managed to dodge before disappearing in a burst of static, before appearing behind Alastor and attempted to send him flying with a magic empowered fist.
Alastor however, bent forwards to dodge the attack while planting his microphone cain into Zeke's stomach, sending him back a bit. Alastor took advantage of the distance, by tapping his cain on the ground, and four shadow tendrils came from his shadow to attack the dragon sinner.
The tendrils attacked Zeke relentlessly, however the dragon managed to dodge every strike while creating more distance. When he saw that the black tendrils surrounded him, he stomped his foot on the ground and a dome made completely of solid rock covered his form.
Zeke smirked as he spread his arms out, and multiple earth spikes quickly formed and impaled the shadow tendrils. Alastor just looked on in slight amusement at the dragon sinner. "Well now, it seems like you do have some skill at the very least."
(With Katherine)
Up on the roof top, Katherine looked at the fight going on with slight boredom. Sure Alastor was strong, she could feel that from her position, but Zeke wasn't even taking the fight seriously yet.
Her boyfriend had this thing where he likes to start off at half strength in a fight to test his opponent, and if said "victim" managed to damage him, then he would use more of his power. Zeke never liked to go all out, and for good reason. Every time she's seen her boyfriend go all out, something would end up destroyed, most noteworthy being the surrounding buildings and the multiple demons roaming the streets.
Did she care about said demons? Hell no. The only people she genuinely cared about in this hellhole were her boyfriend, her current and future harem sisters, as well as Charlie and Vaggie. Everyone else could eat a big fat slimy bag of dicks for all she cared for, especially that piece of shit, Vox.
Katherine was knocked out of her thoughts when she felt a presence walk up to her right. She was momentarily caught off guard, because nobody was able to get past her senses, and even if they did, it would only be for a moment.
But this person has easily managed to get past her senses, and she didn't even notice until the last second.
Before Katherine could do anything, the figure who she realized was a woman spoke up with an exasperated voice. "Ah, so this is where that oaf had run off to. I guess I was correct to assume he'd cause chaos somewhere~"
"You know that Alastor guy?" Katherine asked with suspicion. Discreetly, the succubus elongated her nails, ready to fight this woman despite her tired state.
"Yes I do, although that buffoon really likes to cause unnecessary trouble. Which is fine and all, but I prefer to be more...discreet~" The woman said with a wide smile. "Also, you can retract those nails of yours my dear. I have no intention of causing you harm."
Katherine sighed before retracting her nails. "Right, sorry about that. You can't really expect a random demon you just met to not stab you in the back."
"Haha, oh how right you are! It's nice to know that there is someone in this decrepit landscape who knows that." The woman said while laughing good heartedly.
Explosions could be heard going off as Zeke and Alastor's fight continued to rage on. Katherine looked on with a sweat drop as she spoke up. "There he goes again. I swear, that dragon of mine really doesn't know how to hold back from destroying buildings can he?"
"Hmm, it seems that dragon is having a bit of trouble. Aren't you going to help him?" The woman asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Nope, I don't need to, I'd just be getting in the way. Besides Zeke hasn't gone all out yet. When that happens, this fight will be over." Katherine said, with both woman focusing back to the fight happening below.
(Back at the fight)
Multiple buildings can be seen tumbling to the ground as they landed on Zeke, kicking up a dust cloud. The dust cleared, revealing crumbled buildings alit with flames. Alastor looked on in sadistic amusement as he was thrashing the lizard. He had thought that the boy would put up a better fight, but it seems like he was just a pushover.
The radio demon was about to walk away, until the ground started to rumble, with small pieces of debris in the surrounding area floating around him.
With a loud roar, Zeke unleashed his power and blasted the rubble off of him, while giving Alastor a smirk. "You honestly didn't think I was done in, did you? I still got plenty of fight left in me."
"Hmmm, so you say. But throughout this entire show, I've been thrashing you around like a ragdoll. If this is everything you have, then I'm severely disappointed." Alastor said with a mocking grin.
The radio demon expected the hatchling in front of him to get angry, but Zeke just gave him a confident grin before doing some stretches. "I gotta admit, you're strong, really strong. Now this gives me an excuse to go all out."
Alastor was confused, until he saw the lizard take off his leather jacket and throw it to the side.
*BOOM*
Only for said jacket to immediately fall to the floor and causing a wide crater. Alastor was momentarily caught off guard at the sight. Was that jacket weighing him down? No wonder his movements felt a bit sluggish on their first go around.
Zeke also took off his gloves and shoes, and they made craters as they hit the floor, albeit a bit smaller. "Ah, much better. Now I can fight without restraint."
Alastor raised an eyebrow as he walked towards the discarded jacket and tried to pick it up.
Key word being tried, because he couldn't pick up the blasted thing. He had to use the majority of his strength to even lift the damned thing. Not wanting to waste his strength he let go of the jacket, before looking at the dragon sinner with curiosity. "That's quite the weight on that jacket my lizard friend. Tell me, just how much does that jacket weigh."
Zeke, still doing his stretches, answered the radio demon's question. "Hmmm, well I think the jacket is around...two to three hundred tons, give or take?"
Alastor was taken aback slightly at the amount. If that was how much the jacket weighed, then what did his gloves and shoes weigh.
Zeke finally finished his stretches, before he clenched his fists. His tattoos started to glow an atherial orange, while his horns glowed purple. He let out a mighty roar that shook the landscape, and a fiery aura surrounded his person while purple lightning sparked around said aura.
(Play Ost: Genos theme, One punch Man)
"Now then, I think it's time I cut loose!" Zeke said as he got into a crouching stance. A battle hungry grin adorned his face as he spoke. "Try not to blink, radio demon!"
And with that, Zeke suddenly disappeared.
Alastor was momentarily confused, until he suddenly felt a fist strike him in the face, breaking his monocle. He tried to lash out at Zeke, but said dragon wasn't there.
He didn't get time to register what happened as another fist hit him on the side of his head, pushing him back. However, he was immediately knocked in a different direction as he felt two kicks land at the back of his head.
Alastor tried to retaliate by sending black tendrils towards a direction he thought Zeke was, only to hit nothing. A strong strike landed on his stomach, making him double over slightly, and soon his face was gripped onto, and Alastor felt the back of his head being dragged against concrete.
Through his opponent's hands, he could see the dragon sinner looking at him with a smirk. "Just so you know, this is where you start fighting back."
Alastor's eyes narrowed as he sent shadow tendrils towards Zeke, but said dragon disappeared from sight. Zeke skidded across the ground before blitzing behind the radio demon in blinding speeds to deliver a flying helicopter kick to the back of his head.
Alastor barely had time to dodge his attack before he tried to land a strike with his cain, only for Zeke to dodge with ease while landing on the ground. The dragon sinner jumped high into the air while dodging more tendrils.
The dragon sinner smirked, before raising his foot high in the air while covering his foot in fire with electric sparks. He came down hard, attempting to land a heel kick on Alastor's head, only for said demon to jump high in the air, avoiding the attack. A massive crater formed as Zeke's kick collided with the ground.
Alastor looked at the dragon sinner with apprehension. The sinner was fast, way too fast for him to track. He would have to try and keep his distance if he wanted to put this lizard down.
"Where are you looking!" A voice yelled above him. Alastor looked behind him, only to see Zeke high above him with a cocked back fist. Alastor conjured a barrier at the last second as the dragon sinner's fist hit the shield.
"Dragon's Fury!" Zeke roared as he sent a barrage of extremely fast punches, cracking Alastor's barrier. Eventually, the shield broke, and Zeke sent a devastating punch to the radio demon's face, sending him crashing to the ground.
Ok, Alastor was getting annoyed now. His eyes became radio dials, and his tendrils came out of his back to lift him up. He summoned multiple humanoid shadows, before willing them to attack his enemy. Alastor's body began to glitch slightly, before multiple cannons appeared at his sides, and all of them fired at Zeke.
"The fuck! Whatever this guy's power is, it's fucking bullshit." Zeke said before rushing through the shadow entities in a burst of speed, dispersing them. As he finished the last humanoid shadow, he bent backwards to dodge an incoming cannon ball aimed for his head.
Soon multiple cannon balls were being fired at him, but he managed to dodge all of them. He then blitzed the radio demon and knocked him through several buildings. Zeke surrounded himself with his fiery aura while unfurling his wings to full mass as he chased Alastor down.
"Let's end this already!" Zeke shouted as he appeared all around Alastor in a blur of speed while landing fast and powerful strikes all across his body.
Zeke kneed the radio demon in the stomach, before sending him to the ground with a heel drop kick. The dragon sinner disappeared for a brief moment, before reappearing across from Alastor, and spread his arms and legs to his sides.
His aura intensified, and a combination of fire and lightning condensed into small balls in his hands. He brought his hands together in front of him, making the orbs combined into one big fiery orb of death.
Zeke smirked as he thought back on how he replicated one of his favorite techniques. "This ends now you radio talk show bastard! FINAL FLASH!!!"
A massive beam of fire and lightning shot out his hands and barreled towards Alastor, who just looked on in horror. The radio demon shook himself out of his stuper and conjured a dence barrier at the last second.
Zeke's attack hit Alastor's barrier full force, and pentagram city was suddenly greeted by a massive beam of death running through homes and demons alike.
(End music)
When the dust cleared, Zeke's eyes locked onto Alastor's bloodied form. He was impressed, because that last attack was currently his strongest attack, and he could tell that Alastor was still alive. The dragon sinner walked over to the radio demon's downed form, and covered his fist with fire.
"I gotta admit, you were pretty fun to fight. But I got the feeling that you'll be a pain in my ass later on. So this is unfortunately goodbye." Zeke said before plunging his fist downward, ready to end Alastor's life.
...Only for a single finger to stop his fist in its tracks. Zeke was momentarily caught off guard, before he heard a feminine voice speak up in a playful tone. "Now now, let's not get too hasty here. I still need him in one piece after all~"
Zeke looked at the person who stopped his attack, and couldn't help raising his eyebrow.
Standing in front of him was a woman that looked very, very similar to Alastor with a few noticeable differences. Her hair has the same style as Alastor's, except it was a bright pink color and pink eyes with the same colored sclera. She wore the same kind of pinstriped coat as Alastor, except it was pink, with her dress shirt being pink with white stripes, and a long dark pink skirt, black gloves with pink fingertips, a dark pink bowtie and black heels. Unlike Alastor, who had a microphone cain, this woman had a pink umbrella over her shoulder. She also had a small pink deer tail attached to her tailbone, and similar to Alastor, she also had a permanent smile on her face, showing sharp white teeth.
Zeke backed away slightly while dispersing his flames. He looked at the woman with scepticism before he spoke up. "And just who are you? Judging by your looks, you must be related to Alastor in some way, aren't you?"
"Hmmm, such an intelligent dragon you are. Yes, I am indeed related to this buffoon."
The woman said before lifting up her skirt slightly and doing a slight bow. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alice, young dragon. It's a pleasure to finally meet you~"
"I see, well then Alice, are you here to help who I can assume to be your brother?" Zeke asked with narrowed eyes. The dragon sinner also noticed that Alice didn't have that radio filter on her voice as well.
"Oho, no of course not. I was just here to collect my idiotic brother before he did something stupid again, but it appears that ship has already sailed~" Alice said while poking her beaten brother with the tip of her umbrella.
"I see, well In that case, go ahead and take him. I'm feeling a bit drained just by fighting him, and right now I just want to go home, maybe have some sex with my girlfriend for a few hours, and go to bed." Zeke said with a yawn.
"Ah yes, the succubus? Quite delightful to talk to. Although she might be slightly peeved at you for causing so much destruction darling~" Alice said while petting Zeke's cheek, before a green and black snake with red eyes appeared from Alice's shadow. The snake wrapped itself around the radio demon, before sinking back into the demoness's shadow.
"Wait, you know Katherine?" Zeke asked with curiosity.
"Why of course. We were chatting ourselves away while you and my oaf of a brother were in your little scuffle." Alice said, and not long after, said succubus walked closer to them while giving her boyfriend an exasperated stare.
"Damnit Zeke, you went overboard again. Just look how much destruction you two caused." Katherine said with slight annoyance. She loved her boyfriend, she really did, but for the love of Satan, he couldn't stop causing so much destruction.
It didn't help that she was tired from today. When she was tired, she was cranky, and when she was cranky, she was horny as fuck. Granted, she was horny on a daily basis, but that was besides the point.
"Oh come on Kat, it's not that bad...right?" Zeke said while rubbing the back of his head nervously.
"Excuse me! You destroyed half of the buildings around us, not to mention the trail of destruction your last attack caused!" Katherine yelled as she pointed at said destruction trail.
"Hehe, right. I'll be sure to tone it down a bit next time." Zeke said nervously.
"You said that last time!" Katherine screamed.
"Oh don't get your panties in a twist Kat. I'll fuck you good and hard when we get back to the hotel." Zeke said with a smirk.
"Ok first off, you know I don't wear panties. Second, you'd better fuck me until either my legs give out again, or I pass out." Katherine said with a sultry smirk.
"Who said I can't do both~" The dragon sinner said, matching his girlfriend's smirk with his own.
"Haha, while it's a delight to see the both of you banter, I believe it's time for me to take my leave. I'll see you next time, darling~" Alice said while getting dangerously close to Zeke's face, before her form started to glitch. Soon she disappeared from sight, leaving Zeke and Katherine alone amongst the destruction.
"Ok I gotta admit, I kind of like her. She's pretty chaotic when she wants to be." Katherine said, before jumping on her boyfriend's back and wrapping her legs around his waist.
"Kat, what are you doing?" Zeke asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm tired from today, so you're going to carry me back to the hotel." Katherine said with a grin.
"Oh? Alright fine, just don't complain when the ride starts getting bumpy." Zeke said as he adjusted Katherine's position to where he had two handfuls of her ass.
"Oh don't worry, I love a bumpy ride~" Katherine purred seductively in his ear while pushing her massive breasts against his muscular back.
The dragon sinner just chuckled in amusement, before he flew towards the happy hotel.
(Chapter end)
A/N: Ok finally done, over 6k words should be good enough.
I decided to publish another chapter for this story because why not. I've got a few ideas that won't get out of my head.
I was trying to figure out what I wanted the first scene to be but couldn't come up with anything, so I put it on the back burner for a while. Then I started watching Deadpool and I couldn't resist, the pizza scene fit what I was trying to do.
Also, surprise! the last character for the harem is here. throughout my time reading hazbin hotel fanfiction, I've only seen people keep Alastor the way he is, or do a genderbent version of him. And then I thought to myself.
Why not do both?
So yeah, there are 2 radio demons in this story. Double the radio, double the chaos. Hopefully I can make this interesting.
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter. Vote and follow, or if you're on fanfiction, follow and favorite. See you all next time.
Bye-bye!
