Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or RWBY.
A/N: Good news everyone! I just did that for the new season that's out. I got my time back to write but I still will need to get into the habit but, expect updates to pick up to where they were in 2020ish on back for those of you who were reading back then.
For those that didn't, except for the holidays (Thanksgiving and Christmas), I would update one or two stories a week outside of internet/power failures or family visits. And for the holidays I would take the first week of the month off at least to write a Ch for each story then an extra for the one that's getting updated so I could update all stories for the holidays for those times as a present in case there's a lot of family/friends visiting.
I have a poll up on who Ron should be paired with, I was going to have it be quick as I was thinking of doing one for my RWBY story but nixed that after talking with fellow writers and beta's.
Now I'll leave it up until Zita appears. BUT I haven't gotten a vote for it for a while and if I don't get many after a few rounds of updating all stories then I'll take it down.
Beta: ANUBIS the god king. Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Chapter III: First Mission Complete.
Last Time.
Beverly Hills 11:15 PM.
The spies in their catsuits stood outside Mandy's room before Naruto sighed. "I don't feel comfortable doing this."
"Why Naruto?" Clover asks him.
"I'm a boy, it doesn't feel right for me to be watching a girl at night." He replied before looking ahead. "Duck!"
A woman opened the door to look outside. She looks very similar to Mandy, just older and taller with more mature features. She is wearing red athleisure wear.
She then went back in as Naruto looked over the hedge and shook his head. 'That's weird…' He thought as he saw the woman turn the lights off.
Suddenly, Mandy walked out in purple pajamas with her beauty mark blinking and went down to the beach to continue walking with other fabulized people.
The spies followed on top of the hill before they saw lights at a hill in front of them. Then a UFO came down like a jellyfish and landed having the people get on board.
Now.
The Spies.
"Oinky!"
Alex exclaimed seeing her pig going up last as he was also fabulized before she jumped to catch him. The others followed and were pulled up. The ship flew up as the people were in seats standing up repeating the word fabulous. "Maybe we should blend in." Sam mused before they went into civilian clothing.
Naruto's wearing faded jeans, black and white sneakers, and a black shirt.
Sam had on a spaghetti-strapped aqua blue shirt and black pants with heeled sandals.
Alex's wearing a yellow jacket with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, a black skirt, pink leg warmers, and black and yellow shoes.
Clover's wearing a zip-up dress with a light blue belt and heels.
Clover then made their hair look like the streak with fake moles on their cheeks. They then went to empty seats and watched as they came up to a giant space station that looked like a diamond with a ring around it. Sam tried calling Jerry only to get static. "Guess there's a scrambler." Naruto mused as the ship got closer to the station.
"I'll try Tad," Clover said sending a message to Tad
W.O.O.H.P.
Tad puts the message in the trash bin on the computer he's at before Jerry walks in. "Tad, have you heard from the others?"
"No Jerry."
"Strange… Well, if you do hear anything let me know."
"Right away Jerry," Tad spoke as Jerry left the room before he smiled.
The Spies.
The four walked into the station to see everyone was fabulized and at exercise equipment, a pool, spa, or playing sports. "The hell?" Naruto asked before going to a juice bar and saw Ron and Peppy playing volleyball.
As the four talk, they heard a man come up on screen. Naruto saw he had fair skin and the hairstyle of the others and wearing royalty clothing with a staff that had a diamond on it.
"I'm Fabu, your new ruler!"
"I know this goofball!" Clover exclaimed getting the other's attention. "He's from the Top 10 Failed Models prime-time special."
She brought up a video of Fabu in a feathered outfit at a show before sneezing it off and was never able to get jobs again.
Fabu went on to explain that he created the fabulizer to fabulize people and then bring them up to rule them before destroying the Earth. "Blow up the Earth? Are you crazy?!" Alex asked getting everyone to look at her. "Oh, I mean, fabulous!"
Yuri walked up in an orange catsuit "You are not fabulous, you are intruders!"
The four then went into their catsuits and Naruto brought his hands up to fight. Only to blink as the girls ran off. "Really?"
He then backed up before being grabbed by the bartender. Struggling, Naruto wrapped his legs around a stool and brought it up to hit the man in the face before falling to clutch his neck as he coughed. Naruto was then grabbed from behind and thrown over the bar by a guard. Getting up on his knees, he threw a punch only for it to be grabbed and squeezed.
Grunting, Naruto then grabbed a glass broke it on the man's hand, and punched him in the face. Standing he leaped over to kick another man before his leg was grabbed. Naruto then kicked the man with his other leg, spinning on the bar. He dodged several nightsticks before hitting another man on the head with a pitcher.
Another man threw a punch only for Naruto to block it, punched the man in the face then slammed the side of his head on the bar before kicking him away. Hearing a yell, Naruto turned to block a kick from another man, threw the leg down, caught his arm, and hit him in the throat. Naruto then spun with their arm, wrapped his right arm around the front of the man's head, then flipped him on his back.
Naruto dodged another man's punch before punching the man with his left fist and spun and kicked the man away as a third one threw several punches at Naruto. Naruto then grabbed the man's right arm and kicked the second guy away. He pushed a third man down with his hold on his arm threw his leg back to kick the first man again and turned to throw the third man at the bar, having him spin when doing so.
Naruto then turns to deflect another punch from the second man, grabs the arm, twists it, and then palms the man in the nose. Naruto glanced back to see the first man holding a knife before dodging several swipes. Naruto was then kicked onto a table where he rolled backward off of it and kicked it at the man, having him fall on it when it hit his waist.
The patrons watched as the second man broke two bottles and ran to Naruto only for Naruto to bring his foot up to kick him in the face before ducking under a swipe from the knife-wielding man then grabbed the second man's arm, hitting him in the face then kicked him in the side before bringing his foot to kick the first man again. Naruto let go of the man's arm, dodged a swipe then kicked the bottles out of his hands.
Naruto then kicked him in his knee forcing the man to the ground and kicked him with a spin kick. The third man got up to dash at Naruto who punched him several times before kicking him away. Naruto then dodged the first man with a knife before grabbing a bottle and breaking it on the man's head before punching him in the face and then kicking him in the chest. Naruto then launched off the man into another kick to the second man.
Naruto was then tackled by a fourth man to the bar before he elbowed him several times. Naruto then grabbed his arm and flipped into an armbar until he heard the man scream before bringing his foot down onto his chest. The first man ran over with a stool forcing Naruto to let the hold go, flip away, and kick the man's feet forcing him to fall onto the ground face first. Naruto then jumped and spun and kicked the man when he got to his knees.
The second man ran to Naruto as he got up before Naruto blocked his attacks, grabbed his right arm, twisted it, and then kicked him in the face. The fourth man ran to Naruto who picked him up in a fireman's carry and then dropped him through a table. The last man standing picked a small square table up and ran to Naruto who ran to him, jumped, flipped, kicked the table, breaking it, and forced the man onto his back, knocking him out.
Grabbing two of the sticks, Naruto hit the final two men knocking them out. "Really didn't want trouble."
Running off, Naruto went into a vent and crawled through it before coming up to a room and hearing Yuri explaining he was helping as Fabu helped him with his spacewalk dance move.
"And in return, Yuri helped me with building the Fabulizer."
"Fad-Ulizer is more like it!"
Looking through a vent, he saw the girls in tubes. "I mean, hello, conformity is so three years ago!" Clover said before Sam spoke.
"Yeah when everyone looks the same, beauty has no meaning."
Fabu then hit a button having them spin. When coming back, Naruto saw Alex had spots, Sam had green skin, and Clover had a unibrow. He then left as he was going to be launched into space was Yuri followed. Naruto pulled on the vent before seeing Tad in a blue catsuit.
Naruto dropped down and heard Tad explaining he wasn't going to help them but take credit for saving the Earth and left. Naruto dashed and hit a button having the countdown turn off. "You three OK?"
"Yes, now that you're here~" Clover smiled at him. "But I'm not leaving until this is fixed!"
Naruto sighed before fixing them. They then ran down the hall and came up to a room where Tad in an armored space suit was tied to a missile with a large diamond on top of the point up for drilling. "So how's saving the Earth?" Naruto asked Tad as the girls walked up to lean on the railing with Naruto.
They saw Fabu and Yuri before jumping down. Fabu ran down the stairs before Naruto vaulted over, landed on the ex-model, and brought his elbow down to knock him out. They turned to see the missile launch before using their grapnels to get pulled out. Having armored space suits cover them, they got on the missile and walked to a panel.
Naruto opened it and looked at the wires before shrugging and punching it having the missile switch to the station. "Shit!"
"Hello, spies!"
They turned to see Jerry in a ship before jumping over with Tad and they attached to a larger ship that jets them to the station. After breaking Fabu's homing beacon, they had everyone get to the escape ship before getting on themselves. "Wait, where's Oinky?!" Alex asks and suddenly, she hears him squealing and sees him running fast to her. "Run, Oinky, run!" Oinky runs, trips, and slides on the floor, and lands in Alex's arms. "Wow! For a little guy with really short legs, you sure can boogie."
Oinky oinks, nuzzling her right cheek affectionately, causing Alex to giggle.
W.O.O.H.P.
"Aside from some hiccups, spies, your first mission was a success."
Jerry said to the four in his office. "Thanks, Jerry!" Sam smiled as Naruto shrugged.
"No problem."
"It was so totally our pleasure."
"Even if you did force us into it." Alex finished before cuddling Oinky.
"If you don't want to be spies, I understand. It's your choice."
"Guess I'm in it for the long haul now." Naruto shrugged before Clover hugged him
"If Naruto's doing it, so am I~" She smiled as the other two got in on the hug having Naruto blush.
Jerry explained that he erased the memories of the people who knew them causing the four to sigh. He then explained Tad was arrested as well before being in the cell with Fabu and Yuri.
Beverly Hills High -8:45 AM.
Naruto drove his recently returned truck with the girls and parked in the parking lot before they got out, Clover in the front passenger seat.
Clover's wearing a pink dress with multiple zippers and matching strapped heels.
Sam's wearing a pink shirt that shows her shoulders and blue bell-bottom jeans with brown shoes.
Naruto's wearing black pants with a red shirt and grey shoes.
Alex is wearing a white shirt green skirt and pink shoes.
As they got to the front of the school, Mandy parked in her spot with her friends and started yelling at them. "Hey newbies, wash my car!"
"I hope you like extra foam!" Clover yells back tossing the pomade grenade and having Mandy, her friends, and the car covered in foam.
The girls laugh as Naruto smiles before turning to walk into the school.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: ANUBIS the god king. Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Good news everyone! I got my time back to write but I still will need to get into the habit but, expect updates to pick up to where they were in 2020ish on back for those of you who were reading back then.
For those that didn't, except for the holidays (Thanksgiving and Christmas), I would update one or two stories a week outside of internet/power failures or family visits. And for the holidays I would take the first week of the month off at least to write a Ch for each story then an extra for the one that's getting updated so I could update all stories for the holidays for those times as a present in case there's a lot of family/friends visiting.
I have a poll up on who Ron should be paired with, I was going to have it be quick as I was thinking of doing one for my RWBY story but nixed that after talking with fellow writers and beta's.
Now I'll leave it up until Zita appears. BUT I haven't gotten a vote for it for a while and if I don't get many after a few rounds of updating all stories then I'll take it down.
The next to be updated will be Detentionairs tomorrow.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺