Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Totally Spies!
A/N: OK, the newest season's starting to come out... Not too bad at the moment, the new art style and voices will take some time to get used to, especially as they flashback to an ep in S3 and didn't bother to dub over the old actors... And Sam's now a hardcore gamer, which is a little jarring as she wasn't like that in the original run.
Also, another thing to get used to is similar to shows like The Simpsons/Family Guy as they started before the Internet/the Internet was what it is today and no Aging now has characters who "Grew up" in the late 80s-late 90s now know how the internet works/fads like they grew up recently...
And the season is only 6 months later after S6 ends. I mean we're just a few months away from the year they time-traveled 20 years in the future in 2005, 2025 (I believe they even said that year) but the girls are well versed in some internet lingo that wasn't popular until 7ish years after they first went off the air in '13.
But yeah, so far the season is good, though that could still go downhill.
I will take the week of the 4th-11th off from uploading to work not only on RWBY but also the One Piece stories and the Korra for a mass update on the 27th as I'm ahead on all but those stories.
Remember to vote if you haven't!
Beta: ANUBIS the god king. Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Chapter V: The New Jerry.
Last Time.
Looking on the other side, they saw Naruto strumming an acoustic guitar with some blood stains on it. "Naruto? Why's your guitar like that?" Alex spoke as Clover sat beside Naruto.
"I was told that's the mark of a dedicated musician."
"So you have played?" Sam asked as Naruto nodded.
"Yeah before moving, like most teenagers I was in a garage band and my ex-girlfriend was big into music."
"Ex?" Clover asked as Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, she moved to chase that dream and we couldn't make it work." Naruto then started to play before singing a little quietly.
Once I thought that love was something I could never do
Never knew that I could feel this much
But this yearning in the deep part of my heart for you
Is more than a reaction to your touch
It's a perfect passion and I can't get enough
Sam and Alex blushed as they listened while Clover seemed to have hearts coming off her.
Now.
The Alps, France –10:00 AM.
Various animals are eating grass before the ground rumbles. They take off as an avalanche happens before the snow melts as a beam hits it having them stop. On top of the hill are the four spies with winter-themed catsuits on snowmobiles as Sam, hair in a bun holding a large pink laser rifle smiles.
"New W.O.O.H.P. state-of-the-art technology? Puh-lease. The Evapo-Blaster's nothing but a glorified hairdryer." Alex sighs as Clover nods.
"I agree! That mission was totally lame. I mean, "avalanche patrol". What are we spies, or forest rangers?"
"Neither. Apparently, we're goat babysitters." Sam sighed before Naruto turned to the top of the hill, missing a cloaked person walking over to the other side. "Naruto?"
"Nothing must be another animal." He replies as they all drive off.
Sam's House, Beverly Hills –08:00 PM.
Sam, Alex, and Clover sit on Sam's couch eating ice cream as Naruto walks in wearing faded jeans and a white sleeveless shirt showing he still has his Fitbit gadgets on.
Alex is wearing pink pajamas with green slippers.
Clover's wearing a purple top that shows her midriff, pink shirts, and socks.
Sam is wearing a pink top, hair pulled up, and shorts.
"I thought this whole spy gig was supposed to be fun. So much for the days of exciting missions in exotic places." Alex sighs as Clover looks over.
"At least we can be psyched about our big snowboarding trip this weekend!"
"What do you say we forget about Jerry and his boring missions and focus on what is really important." Sam smiles as the others get up and stare at Naruto.
"This is why you really invited me here right? (Tisk!) Typical!"
Beverly Hill's Mall –09:00 PM
'I knew I would end up carrying their bags… Again.' Naruto sighed as he had bags covering his arms as he held several boxes as the girls shopped.
He dropped them to sit on a bench while he waited. In the shop behind him, Sam wearing aqua blue pants and heeled boots was looking at a coat in a mirror. "Oh, it's fabulous!"
And suddenly, Jerry appeared over her face. "But don't you think it's a bit tight for snowboarding?"
"AAH! It's hardly any of your business!" She jumps back out of the dressing room. "Now bug off!"
"Naruto~"
Naruto looked to see Clover wearing a purple top with green pants and purple heels at another store by a snowboarding game.
"I need some help practicing."
Naruto blinks as they've been snowboarding on missions before sighing. He got up and walked in to get on the fake board as Clover got in front. After playing for several minutes, she jumped up in the air and had Naruto catch her bridal style having her sigh as hearts came off her.
"(Ahem!)"
They turned to see Jerry on-screen waving a finger at them.
Over at a salon, Alex wearing a maroon button shirt over purple pants and heels sat at a chair before her compowder went off.
"Alex here."
"I've noticed your grades have slipped," Jerry said holding papers before showing a man beside him. "I've arranged for you to be tutored by our top W.O.O.H.P. scholar every day after school. No need to thank me. I'm just happy to help where I can."
Alex groans at that before closing the compowder.
Sam's House –10:25 PM
"OK, being a spy has just gone from mundane to ridiculous. We can't even get ready for our trip without Jerry bugging us!" Sam complained as they sat on her couch.
"Tell me about it! That man is the absolute worst! We should give him a piece of our minds!" Clover picks up before Alex yells out.
"I totally agree. It's high time we put our feet down!"
They looked at Naruto who was leaning back head over the back of the couch. "Too tired to complain." He groans before the TV had a pink beam shoot out and had them all float before being pulled in and slid through the slide of W.O.O.H.P.
"Well, you know what they say, no time like the present!" Sam exclaims as they slide.
W.O.O.H.P. Headquarters, –10:32 PM
The four then went through a wall and landed in Jerry's office with his chair turned away. "OK, Jerry, enough is enough!" Clover stands as the others follow.
"That's right! We're sick of you butting into our personal lives!" Sam spoke hands on her waist
"Yeah, and no more treating us like little girls! Do I make myself Cl-Cl-Clear?" Alex stuttered as the chair turned and revealed a man with tanned skin, short brown hair, and green eyes wearing a suit with a W.O.O.H.P. badge.
MAC SMIT
"Crystal clear. Hello, girls. I'm Mac Smit. Your new W.O.O.H.P. guardian."
"You're our new guardian? What happened to Jerry?" Naruto asks crossing his arms as Sam blushes at Mac.
"Jerry decided after 35 wonderful years with W.O.O.H.P. it was time he worked on his golf game. He's retired." Mac replies bringing up a video feed of Jerry in golf clothes playing golf.
"It's true, spies. I have indeed retired. I am, however, confident I've left you in very capable hands. Mac should prove to be a fine replacement."
"So, does this mean we're never going to see you again, Jer?" Sam asks as Jerry swings.
"Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired!"
Naruto narrows his eyes at the weird answer as the girls speak.
"I can't believe Jerry retired. It seems like just yesterday he was invading our privacy and majorly getting on our nerves." Alex said as Mac walked up to them.
"We'll have plenty of time to get acquainted later, spies. Right now I need you to gather around cos I have a really important mission."
"Great, this guy's gonna be a pain in the butt just like Jerry." Clover sighs as Mac brings out a platinum credit card with the W.O.O.H.P. logo.
"The first thing you'll need for this mission is an official W.O.O.H.P. Platinum Credit Card."
"Did you just say Platinum Credit Card?" Clover smiled as he nodded.
"That's right. W.O.O.H.P. gave me a couple of new cards this morning. Your first mission is to go shopping on the organization's dime! I know this fabulous new department store in Paris."
"Paris?!/Paris?!/Paris?!"
"B-but what about our gadgets? Jerry always gives us gadgets." Alex says looking down as Mac smiles.
"OK, here's the Parasol Crossbow, the Backpack Jetpack, the Crime-Scene Scanner Watch, the Tornado-In-A-Can of Hairspray, and a tube of Immobilizing Stun-tan Lotion. Naruto you still have your shooters so you'll have the taser webs and the web bomb." He dropped the gadgets along with yellow canisters for Naruto's shooter and several red metal balls. "Have fun!"
The four yell as they fall through a trap door.
Les Grandes Galleries, Paris –11:00 AM
"I'm starting to think you only became my friends so I could carry all your crap!"
Naruto whined as he once again was carrying the bags and boxes as the girls walked in front of him. "It's official, Mac's the best. The total, ultimate coolest!" Clover said holding the card.
"Don't ignore me!"
"You can say that again. But he's also... So cool and smart." Sam speaks as Alex pulls her compowder up.
"I'll call Jerry to see what he might like for a retirement gift." She calls Jerry and sees he is still golfing.
"Hey, Jer. It's Alex. Just wondering what you might like as a retirement-" She stops as he swings.
"Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired!"
He cuts the feed as Clover sighs. "Rude much?"
"Don't worry about it." Sam smiles at that before Clover holds up the card as Sam looks to a store.
"Yeah, Jerry's loss is totally our gain! Maybe I'll buy a gift for Mac! After all, a little generosity could go a long way."
Naruto blinks as Sam speaks. "The way you said that… Do you like, like Mac?"
"W-What?" Sam asks before blades pop out of the card and flies around trying to cut the four spies.
"Look out!" Naruto jumps back and shoots webbing at the card and hits it to a mannequin before shooting several more to keep it in place.
"OK. That's a little more purchasing power than I was looking for." Clover says as they then leave missing the man from the mountain watching them from the shadows.
"We better get back to W.O.O.H.P. and tell Mac what happened," Sam says as they walk out of the store.
W.O.O.H.P. Headquarters, –05:30 PM
"Nice suit."
Clover says to Mac who was in a silver space suit before he takes the helmet off.
"Wow. Back so soon?"
"Yeah. We, uh, had a little "problem" with the credit card." Sam explains "Not that we didn't totally appreciate you giving it to us."
"What? Was it declined or something? He asks as Alex shakes her head.
"No. It attacked us with its whirling saw blades of death. We barely made it out of the store alive!"
"Um, for you. Sorry, I didn't have time to get it gift-wrapped." Sam brings up a torn shirt from one of the few bags that survived.
"Oh! You girls can't be serious!" Mac said as Naruto raised an eyebrow
"Unfortunately, we are serious and so is the $200,000 bill for damages you'll be receiving from the store," Clover explains before Alex looks at him.
"Doesn't it even bother you that we were almost shredded by a killer credit card?"
"Alex, Mac is a seasoned agent. He's probably been in so many dangerous situations, stuff like this doesn't faze him." Sam says as Mac went to the desk.
"Guys, I apologize. You've got to let me make this up to you. How about a cliff-diving adventure in Acapulco?"
"I think we've had enough international excitement for one day," Sam says as Mac throws keys to them.
"Well, then the least I can do is offer you a ride home in style. Take my brand-new Turbo Titan 3,000 XT. Just bought it yesterday. Still has that new car smell."
Later, Naruto sat in the back of the red convertible as Clover drove with the other two upfront with her. "This is totally awesome! I mean, could Mac possibly be any more money? He's got the brains, he's kinda cute and his car's the bomb!" Sam says before they stop at a sunglasses shop and walk out
"Oh, sunglasses!"
"What do we need sunglasses for? It's night-time." Alex asks as they get to the store.
"It's not a question of function, it's a question of fashion."
BOOM!
The car exploded sending the four to the ground. "I can't hear! I can't hear!" Naruto yells out dramatically. "There's blood blisters on my hands. Oh my God! How do they walk away in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon out of the Death Star it was followed by an explosion! That was bullshit!"
"I wonder what could have caused this?" Alex asks as a C-4 stick lands beside them Sam picks it up to scan it.
"The question is, who could have caused this? Bingo!"
"What is it?" Alex asked ignoring the over-acting Naruto on the ground.
"I think I need an MRI!"
"A fingerprint. A fingerprint that belongs to a criminal named Tim Scam!"
"Man, his rap sheet's longer than Clover's list of past boyfriends!" Alex says before Clover looks at her.
"Well, almost."
"Uh-oh. We should warn Mac. I mean, first the evil credit card and now this." Sam says as Clover got their jetpacks. "I think this Tim guy's after him!" She mused as Clover tossed them the jetpacks.
W.O.O.H.P. Headquarters, –10:03 PM
"Where could he be?"
Sam asked as they were in the empty building and inside Mac's office.
"I don't know. But we should leave him a note."
"That says what? 'In addition to turning your credit card into a whirling blade of death, some psycho also blew your car into a billion pieces of scrap metal.'" Clover shrugs at Alex. "'By the way, let's do lunch.'"
Alex walks up and knocks files off the desk as Sam looks at the file of the Evapo-Blaster and files on Tim Scam. "A schematic drawing of the Evapo-Blaster and a file on Tim Scam."
"That's weird, why would Mac have those?" Alex asks before blinking. "Unless he knows Tim Scam is after him.
"Wait for a second, this is a W.O.O.H.P. employee file," Naruto says looking at the logo on the file.
"That's impossible. That would mean…" Clover trailed off as Sam looked up.
"Tim Scam used to work at W.O.O.H.P.!"
"Not surprising." The girls turned to Naruto at that. "What? In every spy movie, the villain's always a former agent who went rogue or wanted more money.
"According to these records, he was a W.O.O.H.P. weapons technician 20 years ago. But it says here he was fired for 'illegal use of W.O.O.H.P. technology.'"
"See!" Naruto exclaimed. "He was using them to get money so he was fired!"
"What a creep! We better call Jerry. I'm sure he remembers Tim Scam. After all, he worked here for, like, 90 years." Clover says as she phones Jerry who is still golfing. "Jerry, you've got to help us-"
"Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired!" He replies swinging as the feed cuts off.
"Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!" Clover scoffs as Sam sees the feed repeat.
"Wait a second!"
"Sorry, I can't help you. I'm retired!" Sam blinks as the message replays.
"I knew it! This isn't live! This is on a tape loop!"
"A tape loop? Why would Jerry do that?" Alex asks as Naruto looks up.
"He wouldn't, but someone else might."
"Someone like-"
They stopped as the man that was at the mall dropped wearing a green beanie and glasses. "Tim Scam!"
"Hold it right there!"
"It's him!"
The four dash out to a lab where they see five motorcycles with circular tops. They each got on one and flew off with Naruto last as Tim got on one and followed shooting an ice beam at them.
They flew past several prisons and the alien cells where they were frozen. "I never realized how creepy this place is!" Clover yells out as they get to a long tunnel that's underwater.
A shadow came over them having Naruto look up to see the Loch Nest Monster swimming above. "Ha! I knew Nessie was real!"
They then got out to another area where Sam got hit and turned to another tunnel having Naruto follow. Up ahead, the other girls jumped out to an opening and slid to a sewer opening where Mac ran up to them.
Up ahead, Sam and Naruto crash into the gadget lab and see the Evapo-Blaster having an orange device on top.
"That's strange, why would someone outfit the Evapo-Blaster with a missile guidance system?"
"Maybe that Tim got in earlier?" Naruto shrugged as they walked out and up to a hall where Clover and Alex seemed to be frozen in a running pose with pale skin and their clothes faded.
"Thank goodness you're alright! I was so worried Tim Scam got to you!" Sam said before Naruto was hit with the sunscreen as Mac stood at a mirror with his badge coming up backward.
TIMS CAM
He then hit Sam freezing her as well.
Somewhere In Space –
The four unfroze as they float in a circular pod. "Call Emergency! I need a deep tissue massage right this second!" Clover groaned rubbing her back as Alex followed.
"Make it two. Hey, where's that jerk, Mac Smit or Tim Scam or whatever his name is?"
"Forget about that jerk, where are we?" Sam asks as they see they are floating in space before a TV turns on revealing Tim in the space suit holding the Evapo-Blaster.
"Try to relax and enjoy the ride, guys."
"Why did you bring us out here?" Sam asks as Clover glares.
"And what do you plan to do with that?"
"Why, I'm going to use it to evaporate the entire Earth's water from the safety of my spaceship."
"… Going from bank robbing to genocide… Wow, that'll give the Joker a run for his money in the bat-shit crazy category." Naruto mused from his spot.
"We read your W.O.O.H.P. file. We know all about your criminal past." Sam says as Tim explains how he was caught. I can't believe I thought you were cool! You seemed so smart but now I see you're just another run-of-the-mill terrorist. We are, like, so over!"
"Yeah, you can just forget about your crazy little plan, because you're going to have to deal with us!" Clover yells pointing at Tim.
"OK. You're dealt with. Oh, and while you're out there, tell Jerry I said hello." They were then suddenly sent away from a station they were attached to as Tim started using the device to evaporate the water on Earth.
As they floated, they saw another pod with a knocked-out Jerry inside. "Jerry!"
"Now it all makes sense, Tim Scam blasted Jerry out here so he could take Jerry's place and gain access to W.O.O.H.P.!" Sam says as Alex looks over.
"We've got to get to Jerry before he runs out of oxygen."
"How are we supposed to get to him?" Clover asks as Alex holds up the tornado hairspray.
"Wait, I've got it! I'm going to use the Tornado in a Can to give us a kick."
Naruto grabbed it and put it on the thrusters having them fly to Jerry, brought him in, and then flew back to the station where they gave Jerry oxygen.
They then float to find Tim who had climbed inside and shot the device at them. Naruto pushed the girls away as he floated closer and got hit in the left arm causing him to scream before tossing one of his web bombs covering Tim from the neck down before shooting his webs at him. "AAH!" And tased him with his taser webs.
"Tased ya bastard." He groaned as Jerry floated in the girls went to Naruto and saw Naruto's arm was shriveled to the bone.
"That'll take longer to fix/heal," Jerry says as the girls turn to him. "It's difficult to re-hydrate that much damage."
Sam's House –08:15 PM
"So, we missed our snowboarding trip but at least we saved the world."
Sam said as they all sat on her couch Naruto had a black sleeve covering his entire left arm, shoulder, neck, and chest hydrating his arm back to normal.
"And we saved Jerry." Alex saves from her spot.
"I never thought I'd admit it, but I was really starting to miss that old goat… I mean, mature guy." Clover says as Jerry appears on the TV.
"Good evening, spies. Just wanted to stop by and thank you for saving my life."
"Don't sweat it."
"Still, I did want to properly show my appreciation. And so, I'm sending you on a surprise ski trip to St. Moritz!" He says to them
"Wow!/Thanks!/Great!/Cool!"
"But first, I have a mission for you girls as Naruto recovers. I need you to train the entire W.O.O.H.P. K-9 division. That is after you do your homework and clean your rooms. And I have filing I need to be done."
"Not again! Jerry!" The girls complain in their seats.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: ANUBIS the god king. Contributor: KuronoDono12.
OK, the newest season's starting to come out... Not too bad at the moment, the new art style and voices will take some time to get used to, especially as they flashback to an ep in S3 and didn't bother to dub over the old actors... And Sam's now a hardcore gamer, which is a little jarring as she wasn't like that in the original run.
Also, another thing to get used to is similar to shows like The Simpsons/Family Guy as they started before the Internet/the Internet was what it is today and no Aging now has characters who "Grew up" in the late 80s-late 90s now know how the internet works/fads like they grew up recently...
And the season is only 6 months later after S6 ends. I mean we're just a few months away from the year they time-traveled 20 years in the future in 2005, 2025 (I believe they even said that year) but the girls are well versed in some internet lingo that wasn't popular until 7ish years after they first went off the air in '13.
But yeah, so far the season is good, though that could still go downhill.
Remember to vote if you haven't!
I will take the week of the 4th-11th off from uploading to work not only on RWBY but also the One Piece stories and the Korra for a mass update on the 27th as I'm ahead on all but those stories.
Next to be updated will be Detentionaires.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺