Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Totally Spies!
A/N: Here's a mostly mass update for the holiday! Sorry for RWBY and Korra not being on here. I am still not used to writing with a lot of time, as for the last 4/5 years, I could only write for an hour or two before going to bed, and I still find myself sometimes doing nothing until then even though I have my time back.
ALSO ENDED THE KIM POSSIBLE POLL! No surprise Tori Won, it'll stay up until tomorrow night when it'll be replaced with a poll for my Star Wars story on what to do when getting to the last ep of Clone Wars.
The choices for that are A: Stop there and the sequel title Maelstrom Jedi: Book II. B: Stop there and sequel title Maelstrom Jedi: (Sequel Title). C: Continue for a few chapters before ending Sequel Title, Maelstrom Jedi: Book II. or D: Continue for a few chapters before ending Sequel Title, Maelstrom Jedi: (Sequel Title.)
To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!
Beta: ANUBIS the god king. Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Chapter VII: Stuck In The Middle Ages With You.
Last Time.
Beverly Hills High –07:32 PM
"I've heard of guys being two-faced, but Morey was ridiculous."
Alex said as she and the others walked to the gym for the party.
She's wearing a yellow dress and heels.
Clover's wearing a blue and white sleeveless bodysuit and heels.
Sam's wearing a pink dress and knee-high-heeled boots.
Naruto's wearing a black shirt with camouflaged pants and black shoes.
"Let's forget Hawaii and just enjoy the dance. I wonder what theme they picked." Sam said before opening the door as they got to it.
And showed a Hawaii theme as Mandy came out of a volcano dancing in an orange sarong, top, and a lei.
"No! Not that! Anything but this!"
The girls all ran out as Naruto turned to walk behind them.
"They seriously need to get a life." Mandy scoffed before they continued to dance.
Now.
USA Top Secret Weapons Laboratory –03:49 AM.
In a lab, a male scientist with blonde hair was working on a device that looked like a pyramid. He finishes having lights come on before a portal opens up beside him. Hearing a neigh, he turned to his left to see a knight on a horse grab him before going through the portal.
Beverly Hills High School –10:53 AM.
"So, what do you think?"
Alex asked her friends in science class as all were wearing lab coats dropping a drop of chemical in a vial of another.
She's wearing a yellow top purple skirt and yellow knee-high heeled boots.
Sam's wearing a red dress with a pink belt, stockings, and red heels.
Clover's wearing a pink button shirt over green pants and pink heels.
And Naruto's wearing a black shirt with faded blue jeans.
"Ooh, that would be a great shade of eyeshadow." Clover smiled as Naruto sighed.
"Come on Clover, we gotta get this right."
"This is a science lab, and I want to get an A," Sam said before a teen walked by handing them a flier for a Halloween costume party at school.
"Well, here's something sure to rate an A-plus on the social scale." Clover smiles and holds up the flier for them.
"Cool, a Halloween party!"
"With a costume contest!"
"It's already Halloween?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow. "Huh, gotta update some stuff then."
"Why?" Sam asks him.
"I turned 17 a couple of weeks ago."
"WHAT?"
Naruto jumped at that as he was bombarded by the girl's questions about why he had never told them. "I just never celebrated my birthday before."
"Why?" Alex asked as Naruto shrugged.
"Because-!" He stopped as Mandy and her friends came up to them.
"I hate to squash your hopes, girls, but I'll be winning that contest hands down."
"Not with that costume, you won't," Clover says with a smile.
"Excuse me? What costume?" Mandy asks her.
"Oh. Aren't you dressed as a wannabe teen queen today? Or were they having a sale on "so two years ago" at the mall?"
Mandy glares before looking at Naruto. "I'll dress up super cute for you~"
The girls once again holds Clover back and Sam takes the beaker from her hand as Mandy and her friends leave.
"Alex, quick!"
They looked at Alex's beaker having it bubble and explode having them disappear in smoke.
They all then slid on a slide before coming into Jerry's office.
"Hello. That must have been a real blast. Now, let's get started." Jerry said from his desk before standing and showing a security video of the scientist getting kidnapped. "A renowned scientist was abducted from a US. Military lab late last night."
"Where'd that weirdo in the hood come from?" Alex asks as the video ends.
"That has yet to be determined. The scientist's kidnapping is the third in a string of strange abductions."
"Who else was kidnapped?" Naruto asks as Jerry stops by them.
"A military general and a surveillance expert, all from the same facility."
"Jer, the girls and I are in a bit of a rush to get to the mall and scam some great Halloween costumes and gifts for someone's birthday."
"Oh, that reminds me, happy birthday Naruto," Jerry says as the girls look at Naruto.
"He knew?!"
"He's a freakin spy!"
"Figure out how and why this hooded horseman is abducting these military experts. Then stop him." Jerry said as Sam sighs.
"So much for the costume contest."
"Yeah, Clover, looks like we'll have to put our dreams of beating Mandy on pause," Alex says as Clover smiles.
"I can multi-task."
Jerry then handed them their packs. "Inside, you'll find your gadgets. Pogo bounce sandals, laser heat curling irons, all-weather umbrellas, head-for-cover hoverboards, a mighty fine expandable mascara brush, and last, but not least, catfight gloves with retractable claws. Naruto you'll have the trip mine, drone, and impact web. Shoot it at someone and the force will send them flying or into an object sticking them to it. Don't forget to say "Geronimo."
The couch they were on was suddenly turned into a ship and shot them out.
USA Lab –11:01 AM.
They appeared above the base of the lab and were dropped onto a truck before Clover groans. "Geronimo."
Later, the four still in their regular clothes are talking to another scientist in the lab who has dark hair with graying temples.
"For the past year, our team has been perfecting a high-tech, cutting-edge laser beam for the military. It's an Electronic Nullification Device, otherwise known as the 'E.N.D.'"
"Cool!" Alex exclaimed before seeing everyone looking at her. "I mean... how interesting."
"We've examined the surveillance tape. Whoever took your colleague took the E.N.D. as well." Sam says as the scientist looks at her.
"If it's the E.N.D. they were after, they'll be mighty disappointed. The E.N.D. can only be controlled by this detonator. Without it, the E.N.D. is useless." He explains holding said detonator before the wind blows as lightning cracks and a portal opens up behind him.
They heard a horse neigh before they looked to see the knight galloping towards them. "Look out!"
The spies jumped away as the scientist was grabbed. "Not so fast, horse boy!" Clover yells as she pushes a cart having Sam and Alex jump on.
Naruto ran behind them and jumped as the girls went through the portal only for it to close and he went past slamming into a wall. "Ow! Damn it!"
England 1136 AD.
(A/N: This part is canon, feel free to skip/skim.)
The girls fall onto a grass hill beside a village with a castle.
"What happened? Where are we?" Sam asks as they sit up. "Naruto?" She looked and didn't see the blonde.
"I don't think we're in Beverly Hills anymore." Clover points to the village as Alex gasps.
"Oh, no. You don't think we're in the... Valley?!"
The knight then galloped past them on a dirt road. "You guys, he's getting away!"
They ran up and Clover stopped a man leading a horse, took it, and gave her watch to him. "Here. Collateral."
She then ran and jumped on the horse only to slide off as the man screamed. "Help! I'm being plundered by evil witches!"
"Huh?" The three stopped before a mob came towards them.
"We're not witches. We're from Beverly Hills." Sam waved her arms at the people before one woman spoke.
"'Tis our duty to our beloved king to rid the empire of evil witches."
"We're not familiar with these hills of which you speak." A man yells as they all hold weapons.
"Be right back!" Clover yells as her horse runs off with her before the others run off towards the village.
"Who are these people?" Alex yells as they get into the village.
"Apparently Halloween came early this year," Sam replies just before they fell into a well.
The mob ran past the well as Alex sighed.
"That didn't go exactly as planned."
"At least we lost those goons. Let's use our pogo bounce sandals to get out of here and find Clover."
The two put on their boots and hopped out and into the woods.
Up ahead, Clover stopped the horse and pulled her compowder that was ringing. She answered and saw a fuzzy screen of Jerry and Naruto. "Hello? Jerry? Where are we?"
"Hold on. I'm doing a global positioning search to pinpoint your location. Oh, this doesn't look right. My data says you're in medieval England, circa 1136 AD."
"What?! Wait a second. A hooded horseman, talk of witches, and people who've never heard of Beverly Hills? Of course, we're stuck in the middle ages." Clover says as Jerry looks up from a file.
"Oh, my."
"Jerry, how are we gonna get back? We don't even know how we got here!"
"I'm working on it, Clover," Jerry replies to her.
"Please hurry, Jerry. We want out of this Dungeons and Dragons nightmare, ASAP.
"Clover? Are you there? I can't hear you." Jerry then cuts off as she blinks.
"Jerry! Naruto! Wait! Come back! I'm supposed to be at a party tonight. There's a big difference between fashionably late and M.I.A." She sighs before having the horse move. "Giddy up." She then came to a tower where two guards in yellow stopped her. "Uh-oh. Where's a girl's knight in shining armor when she needs one?"
She pulls her mascara brush and extends it to run at the guards pushing them away. The horse then stopped at the cliff where a bridge was missing having Clover fly to the drawbridge and fell on the broken part of the bridge. "Mighty fine," my butt!" She then vaulted inside the tower. "A little mascara can go a long way."
With the others, they watched as a carriage carrying a young king with long blonde hair got robbed before being caught as the guards thought they were the thieves.
Later, the two girls are chained in a dungeon as guards come to it. "You got the wrong people!"
"It's not us!" Sam yells as Alex looks up.
"Let us go!"
"Did you expect to get away with stealing from our beloved king?"
"I've never stolen anything, except maybe second base in co-ed baseball." Alex bit back before the ceiling opened and large rocks came down around them
"We'll teach you that thievery will not be tolerated in this kingdom."
Sam then used her curling iron to melt her cuffs. "Quick! Our laser heat curling irons can melt the chains!"
After freeing them, she then used it to create a hole to get outside where the mob from, earlier waited for them. "There they are!'
"Destroy the witches!"
"Destroy the witches!"
"I hope Clover's having more luck than we are." Alex sighed before they took off running.
Over with Clover, she was going around the tower before coming to a room with computers and the missing scientists. "Must be one of those high-tech dungeons." She then saw a device with two crystals inside that when they touched, created the portal that the Knight then came through with another scientist. "So that's how he gets back through time.
She hid behind a desk, only for the Knight to walk behind her. He then took her to the top where the roof was missing with a large device with rings on it and tied her to a chair. "Let me go!"
"I've never seen anyone quite like you." The knight said as she struggled.
"Well, you probably don't hang out on Rodeo Drive much." She replied before gasping as he took his helmet off to show tan skin and short brown hair.
"You're right. I'm more of a Malibu kind of guy."
"I take it you're not from around here."
"A fashion sense and intelligence. When I become king, you'll make a great queen." He said smiling.
"Queen?"
"Yes! You see, I come from a royal lineage of kings, and thanks to a goody-goody king from the Middle Ages, my family lost their throne and their wealth." The knight explained as she raised an eyebrow.
"I'm sorry to hear that, but-"
"I don't need your pity. With crystals and ground-breaking weapons, I've come back from the future to knock him off his throne and change the course of history. And you will be my queen." He said before leaning to kiss her on the cheek
"Ew. OK, now you're starting to get all kinds of creepy." he reeled back in disgust at that. "Besides there's already someone in the picture." He leaned up to press the button on the detonator and had the device behind him turn on. "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to use the E.N.D. to destroy King Uzumaki's castle, reclaim my destiny, and then… take over the world!"
"Whatever…" Clover says before blinking. "King Uzumaki?!" She yelled as the device shot a gold beam that went over Sam and Alex.
"I've heard of acid rain, but not fire rain," Sam said before pulling her umbrella out and having a bubble cover them.
"Yeah. I hope when Jerry said all-weather umbrellas, he meant all-weather!" Alex said as bolts of lasers came down
Later, the knight rode with Clover on a shielded horse with the device. "For a guy that's snagged a zillion weapons from the future, you never considered adding an SUV to your collection?
He attacked the castle before walking through the fire and up to the king's room. "Hand over the crown or I'll destroy the rest of the castle, the entire village, and you." He said as the king stood and pulled out his sword before the knight shot a laser at it from his pauldron having it cut in half. "You're no match for me. Now surrender."
"A king isn't made by sophisticated weaponry and intimidation. A king is made by the people who follow him. And no one will follow you." The king said to him as the knight waved him off.
"Yeah, whatever, pal. Just hand over the crown or I'll toast you."
The king tossed the crown over as Clover went to walk out of the room. "Um, if you're done with me, I'll be leaving now."
"Guards! Take him to the dungeon. And move my equipment and the others to our new home." The knight's men ran in and two caught Clover. "Not so fast, Queenie. I have a more fitting prison for you."
Later, Clover was chained to a boulder outside on top of the castle wearing a pink princess dress. "That dress looks lovely on you."
"It looks like something from the bargain bin. And it smells like it, too." She glared at him.
"You're gonna need to lose the attitude, babe. My queen is all about obedience." He smiles and places a tiara on her head. "Perfect."
Only for her to shake her head knocking it off and breaking on the stone. "You won't get away with ruling this kingdom."
"The kingdom? With these weapons, I'm gonna rule the entire world. And when I get back to the future, I'll be worth billions." He yells before walking away.
A few moments later, Sam and Alex dressed as the knight's men came up to her. "Just go away. Leave me alone."
"Clover, it's us!" They said raising their covers.
"Oh, you have no idea what I've been going through. This guy wants me to learn to play the harp, embroider silk tapestries, and eat peacock."
"I'm guessing he's got an even more despicable plan up his sleeve," Sam says as Alex starts cutting Clover's chains.
"Believe me, he does. He wants to make me his queen."
"And...?" Alex asked as she cut one chain.
"He's using crystals to time travel to the past and change it so he can go back to the present and take over the world."
"So what do we do to stop him?" Alex asks before Clover continues
"His crystals control everything. If we can get to them and destroy his equipment, he's toasted."
"Let's see what Jerry thinks," Sam says and calls Jerry.
Only for it to be static as Clover takes it. "The number's no longer in service. Jerry's gone. And W.O.O.H.P.'s gone, too."
"If W.O.O.H.P.'s gone, that means when the Horseman changed the past, it triggered a chain reaction and changed the future," Sam said as the others looked at her.
"Oh, no. That means Beverly Hills doesn't exist anymore either!" Alex said as Clover blinked.
"And no Naruto!" Clover yells before closing the compowder. "We've got to change it back, or I have no chance of beating Mandy in that Halloween contest. Or no chances at getting Naruto!"
"You really can multi-task." Alex deadpans as Sam turns.
"Let's go. We've no time to lose."
They hit a button on their compowders and their catsuits came up replacing their clothes. Going inside, Clover uses a hairpin to hack the crystals container. "This should do the trick. They make this look a lot easier on TV. Got it. Make sure you get the E.N.D."
They jumped out to attack the knight who was using the E.N.D on the village. They used their hoverboards to lure the E.N.D to a cliff that when shooting the girls who dodged, had a boulder fall on it and crushed the device. "Come on. We've got one more thing to do if we want to get back to the future."
Going back to the tower, they freed the scientist and the king before the knight came in and they captured him. "No chance of that happening in this century, or any other. The crown is back where it belongs." Clover says handing the crown to King Uzumaki before touching the crystals and creating a portal
W.O.O.H.P. –12:03 PM.
"Jerry! You're here!"
Clover exclaims before seeing Naruto then jumps to hug him. "Naruto!" She yells before explaining his ancestor.
"Really? A king? Huh, guess that's why I like medieval movies and shows."
Beverly Hills High –07:19 PM
Naruto dressed as a king danced with Clover who was wearing her princess outfit at the party. "So, why didn't you tell us it was your birthday?"
"Never really celebrated it before, I became an orphan around 5 years old and the older you are, the harder it is to get adopted because the parents want the firsts."
"Firsts?" She asked as Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, first word, first step, the baby teeth. They don't want to miss those milestones so unless they did have a kid before, babies are usually the ones who get adopted over the older kids on up to 18." Naruto explained to her.
"So you're…"
"A ward of the State, yes."
He then had a dance with the others in their knight outfits as the music continued to play.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: ANUBIS the god king. Contributor: KuronoDono12.
Here's a mostly mass update for the holiday! Sorry for RWBY and Korra not being on here. I am still not used to writing with a lot of time, as for the last 4/5 years, I could only write for an hour or two before going to bed, and I still find myself sometimes doing nothing until then even though I have my time back.
ALSO ENDED THE KIM POSSIBLE POLL! No surprise Tori Won, it'll stay up until tomorrow night when it'll be replaced with a poll for my Star Wars story on what to do when getting to the last ep of Clone Wars.
The choices for that are A: Stop there and the sequel title Maelstrom Jedi: Book II. B: Stop there and sequel title Maelstrom Jedi: (Sequel Title). C: Continue for a few chapters before ending Sequel Title, Maelstrom Jedi: Book II. or D: Continue for a few chapters before ending Sequel Title, Maelstrom Jedi: (Sequel Title.)
To those who'll celebrate it, I hope you have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺