Episode 55: Space: The Final Frontier (Series Finale)
(Play Stubborn Kind of Fellow by Marvin Gaye for this first section.)
In a flashback that shows the Late 1980's, a young Liane Cartman was walking down the streets and she enters a bar and she sees Jack Tenorman.
Jack: Hey. Who are you?
Liane: My name is Liane Cartman. And you are?
Jack: Jack Tenorman. I just got married and I have a son named Scott. He's a toddler right now.
Liane: Wow. You're kinda beautiful.
Jack: So are you...
Later that night, they are making out in bed.
Liane: Oh Jack, you are so beautiful...
Jack: Yeah. Don't tell my wife about this.
Liane: I won't. (A few years later, Liane was at her house taking care of a baby Eric Cartman, who is crying and throwing things.) It's okay, Eric. Mommy's here.
Cartman (Baby): Ma?
Liane: Yes Eric. I will always love you.
2 or 3 years later, Cartman is in preschool bullying a young Bebe Stevens, who is crying due to this.
Bebe (Toddler): Get off me!
Cartman (Toddler): What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy, you bitch?
Bebe (Toddler): (Crying) Miss Claridge!
Miss Claridge: Eric, no! What have I told you about bullying your classmates?! Now go stand in the corner!
Cartman (Toddler): Fuck you bitch! (A few months later, he then met Stan, Kyle and Kenny and their broship began.) Fuck you Kahl, you stupid jew!
Kyle (Toddler): Shut up, Fatass!
They notice Jessie and Kal throwing a temper tantrum.
Jessie (Toddler): WE WANT ICE CREAM!
Kal (Toddler): ICE CREAM!
Miss Claridge approached them and tried to calm them down.
Miss Claridge: What's going on?
Stan (Toddler): They were crying over not having ice cream.
Miss Claridge: Throwing tantrums won't work, and you know it. I'm sorry, but we can't have ice cream today. Maybe another time.
Jessie and Kal were both silent and vomited on their teacher.
Cartman (Toddler): HA HA! Take that, you bitch!
Miss Claridge: Eric, I will not tolerate this language! Ah!
Trent (Toddler): Hey Nerds!
Kenny (Toddler): Oh shit.
The years pass by after pre-school, including the incident where Miss Claridge was now in a modern chair which very much resembles that of Capt. Christopher Pike in the original Star Trek episode "The Menagerie" and when Trent Boyett was arrested for what the boys did. Various clips of the main 4 having their adventures throughout South Park and Cartman having moments with his mom were shown. The pictures of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny at New York as their superhero personas from Peanuts and South Park World Tour were shown, as were pictures of their Stick of Truth personas in Peanuts and South Park Forces Remastered.
Present Day...
(Play The Entertainer by Tony Clarke for this section.)
It opens up to outside the Space Tree. The Coon was looking at everyone eating their food while quietly humming the lyrics to the song on Bessie's Zune. He then walk around and notices everyone talking and chatting as the song was playing on the speakers.
The Archer: Come on, Damien. Dance.
Prince of Darkness: Only idiots dance.
The Coon continues walking through the Space Tree while listening to Bessie's Zune. He then entered the bathroom and grabs a toothbrush. He then starts to brush his teeth. Human Kite enters and was angry.
Human Kite: Hey! Oh no! (He angrily approaches The Coon and grabs his toothbrush from him.) I told you a million times to keep your fatass hands off my fucking toothbrush!
The Coon: And I told you a million times I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
He then leaves and Human Kite was disgusted by the looks of his toothbrush after The Coon used it. The Coon then approached a window and looked out of it.
Bessie: Pretty cool song, right?
The Coon: Yeah. It's pretty kewl.
Bessie: Tony Clarke is one of Earth's greatest singers.
The Coon: Yeah, but he got killed by his wife.
Bessie: Yeah. It sucks that several singers died horrible fates.
The Coon: Yeah. Anyways, I'm going back to my barracks. See you tomorrow for the graduation. (He leaves Bessie alone and heads back to the barracks. He turns on the TV and it was the Terrence and Phillip in Space series.) I love the Space version. It's way funnier than the Earth version!
He spent the rest of the day watching TV and the song ends.
The Next Day, everyone was having their graduation because they are gonna become Space Rangers after this.
Colonel Rawls: A few months ago, you folks were scrawny, weak, confused, drifting aimlessly in space-- utterly useless, until the Space Tree graciously took you in. Was it a mistake? Only time will tell. And now those worthless, scrawny cadets stand before me as moderately serviceable Space Tree Rangers! And today, you'll graduate the Spark Initiative and soon be on your way to terraform your first planet. I've already sent the coordinates into your dome's navigational computer, along with your personal fighter ships! (Everyone cheered for joy.) Today... is graduation day! There will be a ceremony tonight with light refreshments, compliments of the Space Tree. Hope to see you there!
Everyone cheers again.
Bessie: Wow! I wonder if I will get my Space Ranger badge?
Portia: Stop making everything about badges, Messie!
Gwen: Yeah!
Charlie Brown: I can't believe this. We're gonna become space rangers!
Linus: This is awesome!
Ace Savvy: Space Rangers? This is gonna be a blast!
Night Club: You said it, Little Bro.
Kevin S: I've always wanted to be a Space Ranger! And now my dream is coming true!
Lipstick Girl: It sure is, Babe.
Colonel Rawls: But anyways, let's play an in loving memory slide to honor our fallen cadets.
(Play I Will Remember You by Sarah McLachlan for the rest of this section.)
A slideshow shows all of the Space Tree's fallen cadets in a slideshow. Bessie bursts into tears and hugs Portia tightly.
Portia: Ugh! Get off me, you idiot!
Sally: This is sad.
Peppermint Patty: Yeah. Hopefully nothing bad will happen this time.
(Play Crazy On You by Heart for this short section and skip to 0:37.)
Scott Tenorman and his army are slowly approaching the Space Tree. The ginger bots flying next to Tenorman's robot. They all began to slowly approach the Space Tree within a matter of seconds and the song ends at the 0:57 mark.
(Play Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears for this section.)
The Coon enters the barracks excited for the party.
The Coon: Space Ranger. Pretty kewl. (He then looked out the window.) Maybe I gotta figure out...
Human Kite: Uh, Cartman?
The Coon: What do you want, Kahl?!
Human Kite: Rawls is holding an emergency meeting.
The Coon: Already?! Damn!
He leaves the barracks and the song abruptly ends.
Everybody is in the meeting room and Rawls is hosting a meeting.
Colonel Rawls: Guys, we're gonna have the party now. Don't wait until tonight.
Captain Diabetes: Colonel, what's going on?
Colonel Rawls: Uh, nothing. It's just that...
The monitor clicks on and starts to glitch out.
Wonder Tweek: AHHH!!! IT'S SLENDER MAN!!! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!
Super Craig: Dude, calm down! Slender-Man isn't even real!
The monitor stops glitching and it was revealed that Scott Tenorman has hacked the monitor.
Scott T: Surprise!
Everyone: Oh no!
(Play Area - Terminal Velocity from Sonic Colors for the rest of this section.)
Scott T: Hello, everyone. I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year and Valentines Day because I have captured all the wisps! I am gonna drain all of their power and use it to conquer the universe! And don't think for one second you are gonna stop me! I have already blown up hundreds of planets so I could expand my empire and reign chaos across the universe! And nobody's gonna stop me!
He laughs evilly.
Chance Sureshot: You are just sick! You know that?!
Violet: Yeah! Thousands of people from those planets died because of you blowing them up!
Scott T: Oh boo-hoo! You mad because you weren't there to save them? Well, too bad! I set a bounty on Eric Cartman! And I will call it off if you bring him to me!
Colonel Rawls: That is so not happening!
Scott T: Then say goodbye to your precious Space Tree!
He laughs evilly again.
Toolshed: Go to hell, you sick son of a bitch! You killed all of those people!
Scott T: As I will the rest of you. I'm sending you the coordinate to my fortress. You will all die unless you BRING ME WHAT IS MINE!
Toolshed: Screw you, you stretched-faced, Chucky Doll-looking, Eggman wannabe, Red-Headed piece of... (Tenorman clicks off the monitor.) He hung up.
Call Girl: You think?!
Colonel Rawls: Attention, Space Tree! This is your captain speaking! There's been a change of plans! You're all graduated, effective immediately! Congrats! Your first mission as Rangers starts now! Leave the Space Tree and get to your rendezvous points as soon as possible! Godspeed and good luck!
Space Tree Personnel: Sir! An unknown ship just docked with the Space Tree!
Colonel Rawls: We're too late... (Tenorman's army breaks into the Space Tree. All of the ginger bots and ginger kids are about to start shooting.) Protect Eric! Make sure he gets off the Space Tree!
The Coon: Why me?
Human Kite: Because you made him eat his parents!
The Coon: Oh, screw you, Kahl!
Colonel Rawls: No arguing! Get him off the Space Tree now!
Mysterion: Yes Sir!
Everybody starts running.
Charlie Brown: Hey Linus?
Linus: Yeah?
Charlie Brown: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Linus: Good, so it's not just me.
Shermy: When I feel the ground shaking under my feet and see plumes of dust rising and rubble tumbling and everyone running for their lives, yeah, I get a bad feeling. So, how about you and me make like Tenorman's hairline and recede?
Pig-Pen: Uh, this isn't joke-time. This is running to our Space Dome time.
Shermy: Sorry, couldn't help myself. We're outta here.
Schroeder: Yeah! Running now!
Everyone continues running to their domes.
(Play the Terminal Velocity Act 1 remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Tenorman's army starts shooting up the Space Tree.
Scott T: Remember: get me Eric Cartman and kill everybody in the Space Tree!
Ginger Girl: Yes Sir!
They all start firing again. Everybody in the space tree begins fighting off Tenorman's army.
The Coon: This is insane!
Bessie: Don't worry. We'll get you out of here!
A ginger bot shoot Tom in the tail and he screams in pain.
Spike: Stop playing around, Cat! We gotta get out of here!
Jerry and Tuffy hopped on Tom's head as they continue running.
Colonel Rawls: And to the stowaways, get in your ships and fly out of here!
Marcie: Yes Sir!
Violet: You guys are really gonna leave us behind?!
Peppermint Patty: Sorry, but we have to follow orders.
Liam: Don't worry. We'll see you back on Earth.
High Card: I'll miss you guys. Now go. Get out of here and find somewhere to be safe!
They all went to the dome rooms and got on their ships. They blasted off and left the Space Tree.
Call Girl: Come on, Guys! Let's hurry up!
They continued running to the dome room, but several ginger bots block their path.
Professor Chaos: Oh hamburgers!
The Archer: I know a different way to get out of here. Come on!
The Ginger Bots broke into the food court and attempt to aim at everyone in the Space Tree, having them as hostages. Tenorman then approached them.
Ginger Bot: Sorry, sir. There's no sign of Eric Cartman anywhere.
Scott T: Where is he?
Colonel Rawls: I told you, I don't know!
The ginger bots begin to aim at Rawls. Charlene intervenes while trying to calm down her infant son, who is crying.
Charlene: Wait! Don't kill my husband! We can work something out!
Colonel Rawls: Yeah! He... he's on his way!
Scott T: You're lying...
Colonel Rawls: No, no! He'll be here in two minutes! That's like... a thousand push-ups!
Scott T: A thousand push-ups in two minutes? Impossible!
Colonel Rawls: Watch me. (He starts doing push-ups at a fast rate before quickly switching to different variations.) One, two, three, four, five, one-handed! Clapping! Double-clapping! Fingertips! Fingertip! Aztec push-ups! Triple dip push-ups! Toe-toe-toe push-ups! Riding push-ups!
Ginger Bot: Should I take him out, sir?
Scott T: No, no. I want to see how this ends...
Back with everyone else, they are in the vents and they quietly got out and slowly approached the ship.
Gwen: That was a good escape plan.
The Archer: Why thank you. Come on, we can get to our dome and...
Ginger Bot: Ah ha!
They all surrounded them.
Lucy (Peanuts): What are we gonna do?!
Bessie: I know! Hey! Taylor Swift is outside performing a space concert!
Ginger Bot: Really? I love Taylor Swift!
They all look out the window and the Freedom Pals who didn't leave the Space Tree destroyed the ginger bots.
Charlie Brown: Come on! Let's get out of here!
Human Kite: I'm not going!
The Coon: Come on, Kahl! We gotta go!
Human Kite: We can't just abandon everyone! I'm going back to save them! It's what a real Space Tree Ranger would do!
Tom thinks of a plan and he then whispers the idea to Jerry.
Portia: We're wasting time! Does that cat have a plan?
Tom then whispers it in Spike's ear.
Spike: The cat has a plan to distract Tenorman.
Gwen: Well, what is it?
Back at the food court, Rawls continues to distract Tenorman with push-ups.
Colonel Rawls: Barrel roll! Toe touch! Somersault!
Scott T: Grrr! ENOUGH! (He pulls out a space gun and his army and ginger bots begin to aim at the cadets.) If someone doesn't bring me Eric Cartman right now, you can say farewell to your Space Tree AND YOURSELVES!
Ginger Bot: Sir, look!
Outside, a ship flies away from the Space Tree.
Colonel Rawls: (Exhausted and chuckling) You're too late.
Scott T: Ginger Bots and Ginger Kids! Get to your ships! We cannot lose them! (He boards a small ship with some of his army and catches up to the escaping ship. His entire fleet departs from the Space Tree to pursue. Tenorman boards the ship and sees 2 huge balloons in the chair. He turns the chair around... and sees that it is 2 graduation balloons tied to a brick. The balloons have been spray-painted to read "Happy Graduation, Suckerz".) UUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!
Meanwhile, everyone is back with Rawls.
Colonel Rawls: I told you to get Eric off the Space Tree!
Human Kite: We couldn't leave you behind! It's not the Space Tree Ranger way.
Colonel Rawls: Hmm. That's very noble of you all. Stupid, but noble. You are true Rangers. It's a shame we have to cut the graduation short, but you have no idea what danger lies ahead of you. (To the cadets) Everybody, we don't have much time! Get to your domes and warp out of here as fast as you can! My god, it's the Anti-Pops thing all over again.
(Play Runnin' Wild by Airbourne for the rest of this section.)
Everyone runs for the dome room to take off. Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, and Recap Robot join the Peanuts, South Park, Loud House, Mighty B! Tom and Jerry groups.
Chance Sureshot: Follow us!
They run down a hallway, only for a Ginger Bot to block their path. Prince of Darkness uses his powers to destroy it.
Toothpick Sally: My god! Where did these robots come from?!
The Coon: Oh my god! I can't believe this is happening!
Human Kite: Oh my god! I'm gonna kill you for this, Cartman!
Call Girl: Not if they kill us first!
Several Ginger Bots block their path and shoot at them.
Professor Chaos: Oh hamburgers!
The Archer: Just keep running!
They ran a different path while the rangers continued shooting at the ginger bots.
Toolshed: We gotta take them out and head to our dome!
Toothpick Sally: Just keep running! We'll take them out and get you out of here! (She then noticed a Ginger Bot guard.) There's a guard ahead!
Chance Sureshot: Don't worry, I got this!
He aims and shoots at the robot, who notices and dodges the shot. Sureshot's laser ricochets down the hall. With a groan, Toothpick Sally flings her toothpick at the robot, which explodes and takes him out.
Toothpick Sally: Keep running!
Most of the cadets reach their domes and take off, flying away from the Space Tree. Still on board the shuttle, Tenorman grow furious at the sight of the escaping domes, knowing Cartman could be on any one of them.
Scott T: No, no, no, no, no, NO!
Two ships fly by with two of his minions inside each one. He contacts the one piloted by Ginger Girl.
Ginger Girl: What should we do now, sir?
Scott T: (on hologram): Destroy them all! But leave Eric Cartman to me.
Back in the Space Tree, everyone is almost at the dome hangar, but the door begins to slide shut.
Charlie Brown: (Gasps) The dome room door is closing!
Colonel Rawls: Not on my watch! (He runs underneath the door and holds it up in a push-up pose.) Cadets, move!
Everyone runs into the dome room, but stop.
Violet: Come on, Rawls! Let's get out of here!
Colonel Rawls: You guys go! I'm staying here!
Sally: Rawls, no!
Colonel Rawls: Just go! And if I don't make it, tell my wife and my son that I love them!
(Play Last Chance by Jet for the rest of this section.)
They all head to their respective domes, take off, and leave. Rawls gives them a salute before while trying to hang on to the weight of the door.
Colonel Rawls: No... Not this time! I'm not dying to a door! (He managed to push the door up and quickly move through it before it closed.) Take that, Tenorman!
In space, Tenorman's ships are attacking the domes. The South Park Dome flies around other domes, hostile ships, and explosions. Aboard the bridge, General Disarray calculates a jump to warp speed.
Computer: Warp drive activated. 2 minutes and counting.
Toolshed: Sureshot, give us your status!
Chance Sureshot: We're right behind you, Toolshed!
Sureshot's ship flies close behind the South Park Dome while the Peanuts, Mighty B, Loud House and Tom and Jerry domes follow them. The ginger kids' ships fly overhead.
Spike: We gotta do something!
Gwen: We are literally outnumbered!
Ginger Kid: No way out now, Fatass!
The ginger kids perform an attack run while the ginger bots fly right next to them, peppering the domes with laser fire. Everyone is flung to the side.
Toothpick Sally: Everyone in the South Park dome, warp out of here now! We'll hold them off!
Recap Robot: Brace yourselves!
Sureshot's ship flies towards the ship piloted by 2 ginger kids. It fires a green laser, sending the ginger kids' ship flying out of control. One of them grunts and flies after Sureshot.
Ginger Kid: Aah! Who are these guys?!
He slams his ship into Sureshot's.
Human Kite: Sureshot, what happened? Sureshot?!
Sureshot (over comms): Need... backup!
His end is now nothing but static and then the South Park parents got on their ships and flew out of their dome. And then, several ginger bots break in the South Park dome through the moon door. They then start shooting at them.
Professor Chaos: I'll handle this! (He runs outside and blasted them all at once with his Chaos Blast. He then cackles evilly.) Never mess with Chaos, Fools!
One of them got up and shot at him. It then broke into the house and starts to shoot at the Coon.
The Coon: You were supposed to stay down!
The ginger bot starts shooting at him until he blasted him in the chest. Mysterion then slammed the ginger bot from behind with a frying pan. The Coon then begins to suffer from the blast he got and is about to fall unconscious.
Call Girl: You have the life support device right?
Toolshed: Yeah. It's in his room! Rawls put it in all the domes in case we all get really hurt during missions.
The Archer: We gotta carry him to his room!
They quickly start to carry him to his room.
(Play the original version of Terminal Velocity Act 1 from Sonic Colors for this section.)
Back in space, everyone in the domes are currently fighting for their lives.
Charlie Brown: Sureshot needs backup!
Linus: We're gonna give him the backup he needs!
Their seats lean back and they are sucked into tubes that send them to their fighter ships. Linus lands perfectly while Charlie Brown botches his landing, falling face-first into his seat. Meanwhile, the last Tenorman army ship is still attacking Sureshot.
Recap Robot: I can't shake 'em!
The ginger kids laugh before a laser shoots past their ship.
Ginger Kid 1: What the hell?!
Linus is behind them and continues to shoot.
Linus: You leave them alone this instant!
He shoots at them some more and then flies ahead of them.
Ginger Bot: Let's take that dweeb out!
The ginger bots chase after Linus and shoot at him. He tries to shake them off, but can't.
Linus: Charlie Brown, I need help!
The ginger bots laugh again as the lock on to Linus' ship. Before they can fire, Charlie Brown comes in from behind them and blasts a laser at them, taking them out of the action.
Charlie Brown: Nobody shoots at my friend and get away with it!
(Play Detroit Rock City by Kiss for this part of the section.)
Lucy (Peanuts): Nice job at saving my brother!
Human Kite: (Over Coms): Guys, come in! Cartman is down! I repeat! Cartman is down!
Liane: What?!
Randy: Get him far away from here as soon as you can! If any ginger bots follow you, try to blast them! We'll hold them off!
Toolshed: Okay Dad!
They are cut off by the sight of Tenorman's main flagship, which dwarfs their own fighters easily. It blocks the dome's path and Tenorman laughs aboard the bridge.
Scott T: This ends now!
A giant cannon comes out of the ship with a soldier at the controls. He targets the South Park Dome and General Disarray's screen flashes a warning.
General Disarray: They've locked onto the dome with a tractor beam!
The South Park Dome is pulled closer to Tenorman's ship, its main cannon charging up.
Human Kite: Warp us, Stan!
Toolshed: (Mashing his control panel) I can't! The controls are disabled!
The Mighty B! dome is surrounded by ginger bots.
Gwen: Is this how our lives are gonna end?!
Happy knows this is gonna be the end for all of them, so he whispers something to Bessie's ear.
Bessie: What?! You sold my glasses just so you could get an oversized bone?!
Portia: Well, that explains why she wasn't wearing her stupid glasses that day.
Ben: Guys, we're about to get shot at!
Tom and Jerry shoot at the ginger bots surrounded the Mighty B! dome in their ships and salute them.
Penny: That cat and mouse saved us!
Millie (Mighty B): But who's gonna save the South Park kids?
The cannon continues to charge. Sureshot's ship flies up to the South Park dome.
Chance Sureshot: You all get Eric out of here! We'll take it from here!
Toolshed: No, we're not leaving you!
Chance Sureshot: Just do it! We'll meet up with you guys later!
Human Kite: But you could die!
Chance Sureshot: (Dramatically whips his hair.) Hey, there's nothing more sure... than death.
Toothpick Sally: Ugh, don't be so dramatic. We'll disable the tractor beam! All of you, just go!
The South Park dome is getting ready to go into warp speed.
Computer: Thirty seconds to warp speed.
Charlie Brown and Linus land and join the rest of the Peanuts gang in their dome as an alarm blares. The cannon finishes charging up.
Scott T: So long, Eric Cartman!
Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, and Recap approach the cannon. Toothpick Sally squeezes the triggers, but a display comes up.
Computer: Ship ammo depleted.
Toothpick Sally: We're out of ammo!
Chance Sureshot: I'm not out of ammo!
He holds up his blaster.
Toothpick Sally: Yeah, but with your aim, you don't have a chance, Sureshot!
Chance Sureshot: That's my name. Don't wear it out.
He presses the eject button and is launched into space.
Violet: Sureshot! NOOO!
(Play [They Long To Be] Close to You by the Carpenters for the rest of this section and skip to 0:31.)
In the vacuum of space, Sureshot points his blaster and fires. His shot hits the ginger bot operating the cannon in the chest. The robot's head lands on his controls and the cannon aims upward just as it fires. The shot obliterates a nearby planet to space dust. Just before he is consumed by the explosion, Sureshot gives a thumbs-up. Everyone in the domes watch in horror while the countdown finishes.
Computer: Warp speed engaged.
The South Park Dome turns around and blasts off at warp speed and the song ends.
Bessie: No... Sureshot!
Queen of Diamonds: How could this happened?!
Card Counter: Tenorman will pay for this. And I got the coordinates to his fortress. Get everybody in the domes on the line. We're about to enter an intergalactic war against Tenorman's army.
Rita: Okay. (She gets everyone on the line.) Attention, everyone! My daughter Lisa has the coordinates to Tenorman's fortress! We must head there immediately and put a stop to him once and for all!
Violet: Okay. Let's do this! We're gonna avenge Sureshot and everyone else who died by the hands of Tenorman's army and make sure he pays for his Earth and space crimes!
Linus: We're gonna win the second Tenorman war, and save the Galaxy! Now let's go!
(Play Renegade by Styx for this short section and skip to 0:41.)
Everybody in the Peanuts, Mighty B!, Loud House and Tom and Jerry dome get ready to head to Tenorman's fortress.
Sharon: And while our kids try to recover Eric, we're gonna help stop him.
Sheila: Scott Tenorman will not get away with his actions any longer! Let's go and stop him!
Card Counter: Everyone, let's go and stop Tenorman!
Everyone: Yeah!
They all begin to set sail to Tenorman's fortress with the Loud House dome following them.
Sharon: Wait. Where are Ike and Shelly?!
(Play Vs. Nega Wisp Armor - Phase 1 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
The South Park dome blasts through space with everyone murmuring.
Toolshed: Quiet, everyone. Mysterion, status report.
Mysterion: Okay, okay. We're out of range.
The dome comes out of warp speed.
Professor Chaos: I can't believe what just happened!
General Disarray: Sureshot? Rawls? Do you think they're...?
The Archer: Let's not think about that now. I'm...I'm sure they're fine.
The Prince of Darkness: But what's the deal with Tenorman? Why is he out to get us?
Human Kite: Not us, Cartman.
The Archer: I don't know why'd he be after Eric. Does he think he owes him money or something?
Toolshed: No Pip! He's still pissed about the whole Cartman making him eat his parents thing!
The Archer: Oh...
General Disarray: We got our coordinates. We should keep going on our mission. Full systems, check.
Mysterion: Dome integrity at 100 percent.
Professor Chaos: No damage to engines.
Human Kite: Power systems and shields at full capacity.
Toolshed: Whoa, seriously? We didn't get hit at all?
Professor Chaos: But Eric did unfortunately.
Music stops.
Call Girl: I can't believe we're saying this, but we're gonna have to save his life.
Human Kite: Hell no! I'm not dealing with him ripping on me for being a Jew!
Mysterion: Dude, think about it. If Cartman dies, who will we rip on for being a fatass all his life?
Human Kite: You do have a fair point. But what do we need to save his life?
General Disarray: We need an healing antidote and sea lizard DNA to cure him. If we mix them up, he'll up and okay. (The Coon is still in his coma.) We have 9 hours to do this, so we need to hope our friends hold off Tenorman and his army. I really don't want to do this, but we have to.
Mysterion: We don't blame you, even though you suck. Now let's go and save him.
General Disarray: Computer, find the location of the healing antidote!
Computer: Location found. The item you're looking for is in a Bounty Hunter flagship.
Human Kite: Wait. Did Tenorman hire bounty hunters from all across the Galaxy?!
Toolshed: Looks like it, but we have to be quick and get out of there and head to Quadra!
Shelly and Ike entered the room.
Shelly: And we're gonna help you.
Human Kite: Ike, this is way too dangerous for you!
Ike: I wanna help!
Shelly: Me too, and we won't take no for an answer!
Toolshed: Fine. Welcome to the mission. Now let's go and...
They then heard something and they saw Lipstick Girl, Vulture Girl, Super Craig, Tricia and Jason fall out of the closet.
Call Girl: When did you guys get in here?!
Super Craig: While nobody was looking.
The Archer: But Rawls said to go back to Earth and let us handle this.
Tricia: Fuck that! I want in on the action!
Lipstick Girl: Yeah! We're not gonna let you have all the fun!
Call Girl: (Sighs) Welcome to the mission.
General Disarray: Computer, set a course to the bounty hunter flagship with the healing antidote!
Computer: Course set.
General Disarray: Okay. Let's go and save Cartman. Ugh, I can't believe I just said that.
(Play Sweet Talkin' Woman by Electric Light Orchestra for the rest of this section and skip to 0:12.)
The South Park dome begins to blast off into space into space while The Coon is still in his coma. They fly through an asteroid field and make it through it. Professor Chaos stood by the Coon's side. His closed eye twitched and a vision shows him outside of his costume having a guys night out with Stan, Kyle and Kenny. All four of them were drinking Mountain Dew and and dancing to music.
Cartman: (In the vision) This guys night out is the kewlest!
Stan: (In the vision) Yeah. This is the best time of our lives!
Kyle: (In the vision) Yeah. I hope this never ends!
Kenny wahoos as the four continues having fun and the vision ends along with the song at the 1:08 mark.
At Tenorman's fortress, his flagship returns and he and his army are currently making more powerful ginger bots.
Armadillo: Did you capture Eric Cartman yet?
Scott T: No! But they're gonna bring me to him. That's why I hired the best bounty hunters in the galaxy. All they have to do is find the South Park dome and grab him!
Armadillo: Now that's an awesome plan!
Ginger Girl: Sir, a bunch of dots on my screen are showing that everyone who aided the South Park dome are on their way here.
Scott T: What?! Let me see! (He sees everyone in the Peanuts, Loud House, Mighty B! and Tom and Jerry domes and ships approaching them with angry looks on their faces.) They really think they can stop me, huh? Well, guess what? I'm gonna eliminate them all and nobody's gonna stop me! Send out all ginger bots!
Ginger Girl: Yes Sir!
She pressed the button and all the ginger bots are about to launch into space.
Scott T: They are surely gonna die now!
He cackles evilly.
(Play Nowhere to Run by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas for this section.)
All of the domes except for the South Park dome approach Tenorman's fortress.
Card Counter: Here we are at Tenorman's fortress!
Royal Flush: Let's get him!
And then, a bunch of Ginger Bots fly out of the fortress and begin firing at them.
Strong Suit: If it's a fight they want, then let's give them one!
So many ships from all four domes exit and begin to shoot at the ginger bots.
Bessie: Prepare to get stung by the honeybees!
She blasts the ginger bots one by one and they start firing back.
Frieda: We're under attack!
Violet: I'm gonna blast them out of the sky!
Sally: Aren't we in space?
Violet: Don't correct me, dumbass!
Both sides began firing at each other.
Scott T: What are you fools doing?! Destroy them already!
Ginger Bot: We're trying!
More ginger bots fly out of the fortress and began to fire at the domes and the ships.
Linus: Oh good grief! There's so many of them!
Ace Savvy: Leave this to me!
He starts to shoot at the ginger bots and he destroys them one by one. They all start going down and exploding by after getting hit by the lasers.
Night Club: you go, Dude!
Lynn Sr: Way to go, Lincoln!
Ace Savvy: We gotta find an opening so we can enter Tenorman's base, save all the wisps and stop him from conquering the galaxy!
Bessie: We need more forces to help us! We're outnumbered!
Ben: Yeah because more ginger bots are coming out!
Several ginger bots began to exit the fortress and starts to fire at them before a laser hits them. It was Tuong Lu Kim in his Space Wok.
Sheila: Mr. Kim?
Gerald: What are you doing here?
Tuong Lu Kim: Saving my fellow residents from South Park!
Scott T: So the City Wok guy has joined the fight. Very well then. Send in more forces!
Ginger Girl: Yes Sir! All forces, head outside and kill them all! Make sure Eric Cartman is in one of those domes!
At the 1:23 mark of the song, all the ginger kids exit the fortress in several ships and began firing at the domes and ships in front of them.
Bessie: We're under attack again!
Sharon: I don't think so! Let's fire all together! This fight will determine the future of our lives, whether we return to Earth or not! Now let's go get 'em!
All ships shoot at the ginger bots and destroying them all and destroying all of the ginger kids ships. But then more ginger bots and ginger kids in ship ambushed them and fired multiple shots.
Portia: We're about to run out of ammo over here!
Mary Frances: Get back to the domes quickly!
They fly back into the domes and then the ginger bots start firing at them once again. But then, some more characters from Fall Guys, Fortnite and Among Us appeared in ships and start shooting at Tenorman's army.
Gwen: What the...
Rookie: Need a hand?
Portia: You guys are helping us?
Red Crewmate: Yeah! We're not gonna sit by and let Tenorman kill you all!
Charlie Brown: Thanks for the rescue.
Green Crewmate: Anytime. Now let's go kick Scott's ass!
Millie (Mighty B): Sorry for killing you guys.
Red Crewmate: It's fine.
Portia: Sorry for killing a lot of you on your planet.
Brite Bomber: It's fine. We do this on our planet all the time.
Penny: What?
Scott T: I see they made a few friends. But their friendship won't stop me!
He cackles evilly and the song ends.
Bessie: I hope our friends in the South Park dome are okay.
Meanwhile at the Kids Next Door Moonbase...
Numbuh 362: All operatives, we have a big problem. A teenager by the name of Scott Tenorman is currently engaging a war against everyone in the galaxy. But we got the cooradinates to his space base, courtesy of Sector V.
Numbuh 2: We have pinpointed the location of his Space Base. If we want to help the Space Tree crew, we must stop him conquering the universe!
Numbuh 362: Okay. Everyone, to your ships! Scott Tenorman must be stopped!
(Play Rubber Band by the Trammps for the rest of this section.)
Everyone got on their ships and began to fly towards Tenorman's fortress.
Numbuh 1: That crazy teenager is gonna wish he never messed with us!
Numbuh 5: Yeah. He's getting a big time butt kicking when we get to him!
They continued to fly towards the fortress and the song ended after 30 seconds.
Back at the South Park dome, they managed to make it to the Bounty Hunter flagship.
Lipstick Girl: Wow. Look at the size of the ship.
Call Girl: Yeah. That's why we need five of us to go inside while the rest of us stay out of sight. We don't want them to know we're here.
Mysterion: But who's gonna go there?
General Disarray: I'll go.
Super Craig: I'll come along too.
Call Girl: Me too.
Jason: I'll come too.
Human Kite: But we do need one more person to come with us.
They then heard noise coming and alarms starting sounding.
Toolshed: Oh no. Who's outside the dome?!
They noticed the bird people in small ships approaching the dome.
Tricia: Oh not those assholes again!
Woman: (On Speaker) Hey Guys, you're about to be boarded by the United Birds. You can surrender and turn over any worth anything and live or you can die. Totes up to you!
The birds ships enter the dome and they exit them. They then went to the house where the ship's controls approached them with weapons. Tricia then started to lunged at them before Super Craig grabbed her.
Super Craig: Tricia, what are you doing?!
Tricia: Let me at em!
Super Craig: They'll kill us if you do something stupid!
Lipstick Girl: Hold on! We have an appointment with your leader!
Bird Person: Oh yeah. You can meet our new leader. Alright, show yourself!
It was a South Park kid wearing a hoodie and wearing a mask. She removed her hood and takes off her mask, revealing to be the 2016 version of Emily Marx.
Jason: Emily?
Lipstick Girl: No. That's the 2016 version of Emily. You know? From the whole Skankhunt thing? Our Emily is still dead while this Emily is still alive and she still hates boys.
Jason: Oh right...
Emily (2016): I'm gonna be the last one to go with you, since I don't trust boys. Hey Wendy. Why are you wearing that outfit?
Call Girl: It's Call Girl.
Emily (2016): Whatever.
Human Kite: So you guys have changed? You don't care about destroying us anymore?
Bird Person 2: No. We left the dark side and joined the good. Our old leader Taserface Jr. died of an unknown disease.
Tricia: Good. He deserved it.
Vulture Girl: Tricia! Ignore her. We're sorry for your loss.
Bird Person 3: Thanks.
Jason: So... How have you been, Emily?
Emily (2016): We're though, remember?!
Jason: What are you talking about?
Professor Chaos: She's not our Emily. Get over it.
Call Girl smacks him in the face with her selfie stick.
Call Girl: Will you shut the fuck up for once?!
Emily (2016): Put in your space suits and let's go.
Just as they left the room, The Coon was still in his coma and a vision appears.
In the vision, it takes place after Season 2, Episode 2 of South Park. Liane is currently fixing some food when Cartman entered the house.
Cartman: Mom, I can't believe you're my mom and my dad.
Liane: Yeah... Well, it's true. I raised you all of my own for all these years.
Cartman: Okay. Well, I'm going to my room. Let me know when it's dinner.
He goes upstairs.
Liane: Thank you Mephesto. Just make sure he doesn't know who his father is.
Cartman enters his room.
Cartman: That skewl day sucked. At least I got to dunk Pip in a mud puddle. That was fun. Ugh, I can't believe Mr. Garrison gave us homework again. (He puts it on the table.) Well, I'm not gonna do it. (He then heard a knock on his door, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny entered.) What do you assholes want?
Kyle: Cartman, guess what?! They announced the teaser trailer for the new Terrence and Philip movie!
Cartman: Really?! That's awesome!
Stan: I know. We're all gonna see it when it comes out!
Cartman: I love Terrence and Philip! Their fart jokes are fucking hilarious!
Kenny: (Wanna come watch the trailer with us?)
Cartman: Fuck yeah. Let's do it!
Stan: Okay Dude. Come on!
Cartman was about to leave his room and stops for a minute and remembers about what Mephesto said.
Cartman: My mom is my dad? Eh, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this one day.
He leaves the room and the vision ends.
(Play Highway to Hell by AC/DC for this section.)
Call Girl, Super Craig, General Disarray, Jason and 2016 Emily are all in spacesuit and they jump out of the dome and float slowly through space.
Emily (2016): Make sure you reach higher ground when we land on the flagship and don't get caught.
Call Girl: Okay.
They activate their rocket shoes and approached the flagship. After landing, they approached the top of the entrance door.
Jason: Activate gravity boots and gloves.
They all activated it and the song continues playing through the comms at the 1:12 mark.
General Disarray: I'm gonna hack into the security system so we can get the antidote and get out of here.
Super Craig: Hurry before they notice us.
General Disarray starts hacking into the security system. Jason sees 2016 Emily looking at General Disarray hacking into the security. She then kneels down before Jason did. Jason ends the song abruptly at the 1:50 mark and he begins to talk to 2016 Emily.
Jason: So, you really don't remember anything?
Emily (2016): Like what?
Jason: About your time with me and our friends?
Emily (2016): I did before we broke up, remember?
Jason: I see. Well, we were...
Emily (2016): We weren't anything.
Jason: You and me...
Emily (2016): That person was some alternate future version of me. (She looks at Jason) It wasn't me.
Jason: We loved each other.
Emily (2016): I don't think so.
Jason: I know you don't remember any of it, but you were everything to me. And I miss you… so much. And, maybe… maybe, if you open yourself up to it.. there's a possibility…
Emily (2016): I don't think so, Jason. I don't think so.
Jason: Well, what I'm trying to say…
Super Craig: Dude, you know this is an open line, right?
Jason: What?
Call Girl: We're listening to everything you're saying.
Super Craig: And it is painful.
Jason: And you're just telling me now?
General Disarray: We were hoping it would stop on its own.
Jason: But I switched it over to private!
Call Girl: What color button did you push?
Jason: Blue, for the blue suit!
Super Craig: Oh, no!
General Disarray: Blue is the open line for everyone.
Call Girl: Orange is for blue.
Jason: What?
Call Girl: Black is for orange, yellow is for green, green is for red, and red is for yellow.
Super Craig: No. Yellow is for yellow, green is for red, red is for green.
Call Girl: I don't think so.
Super Craig: Try it then.
Call Girl proceeds to do so.
Call Girl: Hello! (There was feedback and Jason screamed.) You were right, Craig.
Jason: How the hell was I supposed to know all of that?!
Super Craig: Seems intuitive.
General Disarray: Can we get back to saving our friend?! Oh god. I can't believe I said that.
Call Girl: Get that jammer ready to shut down the entire security system.
General Disarray activates the jammer and the security system is shut down.
General Disarray: Security is shut down.
Emily (2016): Good, except for one problem. There are two guards below us.
They then noticed the guards.
Call Girl: I got this. (She quietly climbs down until she is behind the two guards. She then activates her phone destroyer move on them and they are knocked out afterwards.) It's safe to come down now.
They came down and 2016 Emily grabs the keycard and swiped it. They are now in the fortress.
In the fortress, the bounty hunters are dancing to Two Tribes by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, which plays at the 0:48 mark, and they are drinking a lot of bear.
Bounty Hunter: (While drunk) Remember... Be... on the lookout... for those South Park kids that Tenorman paid us to capture... Alright?
Bounty Hunters: (While drunk) Yeah!
They start drinking beer again while the five kids slowly tippy-towed past the room quietly. They then noticed a guard and they quickly got in the vents.
Guard: Who's there?!
He approaches the spot where the kids were, but they were not seen because they are in the vents.
General Disarray: Okay. We should split up, but stay quiet so they won't know we're in their air vents.
Call Girl: Okay.
General Disarray: Call Girl and Emily, you can come with me so you can both kiss me after we get the antidote.
Emily (2016): Ew! No!
Call Girl: Nice try, Dougie! I'm going with Emily and Jason. You go with Craig.
Super Craig: Yeah. You're with me.
General Disarray: Ugh. Lame.
Emily (2016): You're going with Craig, so deal with it or Wendy and I will both pop you in the mouth!
General Disarray: Fine! (He turns away.) Stupid bitches.
Call Girl: We can hear you!
Jason: Anyways, let's go.
They all split up and began to make their way to the room with the antidotes.
Emily (2016): Don't get any ideas!
Jason: I won't.
Call Girl: I hope our other friends are doing okay.
(Play Sweet Child O' Mine by Gun N' Roses for this section.)
Tenorman's army are still shooting at everyone who was going after them.
Scott T: Prepare to die a horrible death! Now fire!
The ginger bot start to shoot at them again.
Bessie: Are the ships full of ammo again?
Hilary: Yes, but let the adults handle this.
Mary Frances: Yeah. We're not having you killed by this monster!
They got in the ships and blasted off. All the other adults in the ships followed them.
Sharon: Hurry up and attack them!
Sheila: Okay!
They all began firing at the ginger bots and ginger kids in the ships and they start shooting at them.
Joker: Our parents need help!
Strong Suit: Don't worry, Luan. We'll help them if they're in trouble.
Both sides continue to fire at the ginger bots. Several of the bots blast at the ships before getting destroyed by the Fall Guys ships.
The Wimp: Leave them alone!
Scott T: They just won't give up! Well, neither will I! If they think they're gonna weaken my forces, I'm always one step ahead of them! Is my Nega Wisp Armor robot almost complete?
Ginger Kid: It's all set and ready!
Scott T: Perfect! (He gets in the robot and is about to go into space.) I'm gonna help you destroy them all and wait for those bounty hunters to bring me Eric Cartman!
He goes out into space and Charlie Brown and Linus take down several more ginger bots in their ship.
Charlie Brown: I don't know how long we have to hold them off.
Linus: Stan said for 8 more hours. Hopefully we don't die by then!
Tenorman, inside of his Nega-Wisp Armor, appear in front of Charlie Brown and Linus' ship and confronts them and the song ends.
Linus: Isn't that...?
Charlie Brown: It can't be!
Scott T: Leaving so soon? There are no lines, and I've saved the best rides for last. At least let me STAMP your hand so you can come back in.
Shermy: I know you're trying to be clever with this whole amusement park pun thing, but it's just coming off lame. Say you're going to destroy us and stop embarrassing yourself.
Scott T: Curse you all! Not only do you foil my plans, but you foil my speeches as well!! I work hard on them! No matter. I WILL destroy you and I WILL be victorious! Is that better?
Pig-Pen: Like, a million times better. Thank you.
Scott T: This robot is special. He's powered by the energy from your little friends. He is invincible. So I'd say it's been nice knowing you... but it hasn't.
Linus: I have to admit I'm a little scared. I don't think we can beat this guy.
Charlie Brown: Don't worry. With the power of teamwork, we can win. If we can defeat him on Earth, we can defeat him in space!
Linus: You're right. Let's do this!
(Play Come On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot for the rest of this section.)
They begin to battle Tenorman's Nega Wisp Armor.
Scott T: Prepare to be destroyed!
Charlie Brown: We won't lose to the likes of you!
Sally: Go get him, big brother!
Charlie Brown: Okay! Let's do this!
They start firing at the Nega Wisp Armor and Tenorman fires back. They start to fly past the ginger bots and Tenorman's Nega Wisp Armor shoots at them. He continues to fire at them and then he shoots at their guns, destroying them.
Linus: Fire at him!
Charlie Brown: I'm trying! He destroyed our weapons!
Linus: What?!
Scott T: Prepare to die, Baldy and Blanket Boy!
Someone's ship fires at the Nega Wisp Armor.
Sally: GET AWAY FROM MY BIG BROTHER AND MY SWEET BABOO, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Scott T: You little brat!
He is about to blast Sally until several ships started to shoot at him. The Nega Wisp Armor blasts them again and he was angry.
Charlie Brown: Thanks for saving us, Sally.
Sally: You're welcome.
Linus: And also, I AM NOT YOUR SWEET BABOO!!!
Portia: If you're done chatting, we have a universe to save!
Sally: Sorry.
Scott T: My Nega Wisp Armor is gonna destroy you all!
Lucy (Peanuts): We need more reinforcements!
Violet: Already on it!
They got on their ships and began shooting at Tenorman's Nega-Wisp Armor. Tenorman was angry.
Scott T: The power of teamwork makes me sick!
He is about to fire at them when Ginger Girl calls him.
Ginger Girl: (Through Comms) Sir, your armor is about to lose all of its energy.
Scott T: What?!
Ginger Girl (Through Comms): Come back inside and I can recharge it. Our forces can deal with them.
Scott T: Fine!
He goes back in his fortress.
Violet: Coward!
Several ginger bots fired at them before they got blasted into oblivion.
Peppermint Patty: You guys need help?
Marcie: Yeah. We're not gonna let him kill you! We're here to save the galaxy!
Charlie Brown: Thanks, Guys. I just hope the South Park kids are okay.
Numbuh 1: They'll be fine.
Everyone turned around and saw the entire Kids Next Door organization in their ships.
Numbuh 4: We're here to help too, as a way to repay you since you helped us stop those delightful dorks from taking over our moonbase and for letting us borrow one of your ships after ours got destroyed by them.
Linus: Perfect. We're getting all the help we need!
Numbuh 3: Yay! I love teaming up with people from different shows!
Numbuh 1: Everyone, let's show Tenorman what happens when you mess with all of us!
Everyone: Yeah!
They all began to battle Tenorman's army of ginger bots and the song ends.
Back at the Bounty Hunters' flagship, a security guard was in the security office watching the camera footage in the airship and General Disarray and Super Craig sees the guard.
Super Craig: What should we do? Should we distract him?
General Disarray: We could do that, but it will have to involve leaving the vents and jumping into the office, but we will get caught.
Super Craig: So what should we do to distract him?
General Disarray: We can try to play some music on the speakers. I gotta lead Call Girl into the room with the antidote.
Super Craig: Goddamn it. But what about the guard?
General Disarray: I gotta get you down there and you can quietly knock him out.
Super Craig: Okay. Let's do that.
The guard is still looking at the camera footage and Super Craig silently leaves the vents and knocks out the guard quietly.
General Disarray: Okay. Perfect.
Later with Jason and the girls...
Jason: Okay. We're in the room.
General Disarray: (Through comms) Okay. Do you see the healing antidote?
Call Girl: Yeah. (She grabs it) I got it!
General Disarray: (Through comms) Okay. Now let's get off this airship and back to our dome!
Super Craig: (Through comms) Dude, I hear footsteps!
General Disarray: (Through comms) Back to the vents!
Call Girl: What's going on?
Back in the security office, a guard enters and sees Jason, Call Girl and 2016 Emily.
Guard: Oh no! We got intruders!
Back in the antidote room...
Computer: Intruder alert! Intruder alert!
Call Girl: Oh shit! We've been caught!
Emily (2016): Let's get out of here!
Jason: (Through comms) Guys, bring the dome closer to us!
(Play Land of Confusion by Genesis for this section.)
Back in the dome, Mysterion approached the controls and starts to fly the dome closer to the airship. The bounty hunters approach the room where the girls and Jason is in.
Jason: We're dead!
Emily (2016): Let's kill them all!
Call Girl: Are you insane?! Let's go back in the vents! We'll think of a plan later!
They go in the vents and try to escape from there. The dome lands on the airship and the bounty hunters approach the dome. The five kids exit the door and the Bounty Hunters blast at them before The Archer shoots a fire arrow at one of them, and it landed in his pants. He then starts screaming in pain and then he starts running around while shooting and then accidentally hits his own members and the five kids fly off into space, ending the song.
The Coon is having another vision in his coma and this one is sometime after the events of Season 20 Episode 3 of South Park. Cartman and Heidi are in his room looking at the ceiling.
Cartman: Hey Heidi?
Heidi: Yeah Eric?
Cartman: Can I tell you something? About my dad?
Heidi: What is it?
Cartman: The whole town once told me about my dad also being my mom, but it turned out to be a lie.
Heidi: Really?
Cartman: Yeah. Scott Tenorman's dad was also my dad. Turned out the whole town was in on it, and then he...
Heidi: He what?
Cartman: He died because I wanted to get back at his son. He scammed me out of my money and it pissed me off so much because he wouldn't give it back. I had his parents killed and feed to their son, and then... (He begins to cry.) It turned out Scott's dad was also my dad and Scott revealed it. Scott was my half brother and I didn't even know...
He starts crying.
Heidi: Oh my god... I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
Cartman: I killed my dad and I didn't even know it was him!
He bursted out crying and hugs Heidi.
Heidi: There there. It's gonna be okay. No kid should go through losing their parents.
Cartman: Thanks Heidi. You're the kewlest... (Heidi kisses him on the cheek.) Thanks, Heidi. I needed that.
Heidi: You're welcome, Babe. What do you say? Wanna be my boyfriend?
Cartman: I would love that.
Heidi: Okay. Let's go and work on trying to fix everyone's relationships.
Cartman: Okay, Babe.
Cartman and Heidi left his room and the vision ends.
(Play Learning to Fly by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers for this section and skip to 0:16.)
The Coon was still in his coma while Professor Chaos looks after him.
Mysterion: We are setting course for Quadra right now.
Toolshed: Okay. If anybody's gonna help us, it's Princess Aria.
Call Girl: Yeah. We helped her save her frog after Professor Chaos tried to kill it for his plans for world dominance.
Professor Chaos: I hope she's not still mad at me for what I did.
Lipstick Girl: Oh she's really pissed alright.
Professor Chaos: Oh...
Lipstick Girl: Yeah, but I do remember Pip committing war crimes back on Earth during the Tenorman war. Imagine how pissed she's gonna be if she finds out about that.
The Archer: Please don't tell her about that.
Emily (2016): Are those sea lizards friendly?
Lipstick Girl: Yeah. They're really nice.
Emily (2016): You know I don't trust any creatures from other planets, right?!
Lipstick Girl: Look. We need their help, so stop acting like a bitch!
2016 Emily was angry.
Emily (2016): You know what? I don't care. Just drop me off with the Birds and you go do whatever it is that you wanna do.
General Disarray: We don't have time for this.
Emily (2016): I'm not asking you. Drop me off with my people now!
Jason: Your people? The Birds aren't your people. Besides, you're a human being like the rest of us! Listen, I know you were always looking for someone to comfort you, okay? But my Emily, the one I loved, she didn't find it with a group of criminals. She found it with us. People who care about you. I know that's who you still are. Somewhere inside of you...
2016 Emily screams and throws Jason into a wall, getting everyone's attention, and the song abruptly ends.
Emily (2016): What are you so afraid of in yourself, that I need to be something for you?! I don't give a shit about your Emily! Life made me me!
She was about to attack Jason before Call Girl grabbed her fist.
Call Girl: We have a few upgrades courtesy of Eric in his bedroom, and we are not risking Jason's second chance at life to make yours more convenient.
Emily (2016): But I'm your friend!
Call Girl: So is he.
2016 Emily angrily backs away.
Emily (2016): Screw you. Screw all of you.
She leaves the room.
Call Girl: Toolshed, can we talk for a second outside?
Toolshed: Sure thing, Call Girl.
They both left the room and exited the house.
Call Girl: Stan, these times are tough. Ever since we came to Space, things have been difficult. We've been living in a space tree and going on missions. Saving wisps and shutting down generators. You know what I mean, right?
Toolshed: Yeah.
Call Girl: Can we have one last dance in Space?
Toolshed: Sure.
She plays a song on one of her phones.
(Play Put Your Head on My Shoulder by Paul Anka for the rest of this section.)
Call Girl: May I have this dance?
Toolshed: Sure.
Toolshed and Call Girl begin to slow dance.
Call Girl: I remember how fun this is.
Toolshed: Yeah. But we are gonna continue these slow dances on Earth, right?
Call Girl: Yeah, but only if we ever go back there.
They continued their slow dance. Toolshed smiles when Call Girl continues to slow dance with him.
Call Girl: This is the best slow dance we have ever had.
Toolshed: Yeah. Despite these difficult situations, this is kinda cool.
Call Girl: Yeah.
Toolshed: Slow dancing in space is cool. No wonder why Star-Lord did this with Gamora.
Call Girl: Yeah.
Both Toolshed and Call Girl continue their slow dance and did the spin and dip.
Toolshed: This is really fun. We should do this more often.
Call Girl: Yeah.
Toolshed: Which is better, the one of Valentine's Day or this one?
Call Girl: This one.
Toolshed: Good choice.
They continue to slow dance together throughout the song and while it was playing, they slow danced like they've never slow danced before. Near the end of the song, Lipstick Girl came outside and ruined the moment, abruptly ending the song.
Lipstick Girl: Hey, bitches. If you're done dancing, we're about to enter Quadra.
Call Girl: Thanks for ruining the moment, Red!
Toolshed: Yeah!
Lipstick Girl: Just come on!
They all went inside.
(Play I Don't Care Anymore by Phil Collins for this section.)
The trio reentered the control room and saw that they are about to enter Quadra.
The Archer: Looks like we made it.
Shelly: Yeah.
They enter the planet and see a bunch of sea lizard people talking to each other when they looked up and saw the dome.
Ike: What kind of animals are they?
Human Kite: Sea lizards, Ike.
Ike: Cool.
The dome continues to fly through the planet until it landed on an open field. The sea lizard people approached the dome and saw them exiting with the Coon still unconscious on a stretcher.
Human Kite: Hello! Have you all seen Princess Aria?
Princess Aria approaches them and the song ended.
Princess Aria: Hello Guys. Glad you could visit.
Call Girl: Yeah, but we need your help with something.
Princess Aria: With what? (They showed The Coon unconscious in a stretcher. She was shocked and upset to see him like this.) Oh no. What happened?!
General Disarray: He was shot by a ginger bot and now we have 6 hours to recover him.
Princess Aria: Guards, there's a hospital nearby. Take him there.
General Disarray: Oh, and here's the healing antidote. It also needs the DNA of one of the inhabitants of this planet in order for it to work.
He gives it to the Princess.
Princess Aria: You got this from a Bounty Hunter flagship?
General Disarray: Yeah. We had to break in and get it. Don't worry. We managed to escape.
Princess Aria: Okay.
Super Craig: Should we head to your place?
Princess Aria: Sure. I'll take you to my house. But I must tell you this. My parents are the king and queen of this planet, so you have to make an appointment to see them.
Human Kite: Okay. Let's go.
Later at the house, they were all waiting while a sea lizard kid was listening to Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley on an MP3 player.
Tricia: You're just rickrolling yourself.
Sea Lizard Kid: So? I like this song!
Tricia: Whatever.
The doors opened.
Princess Aria: You may now see the King and Queen of Quadra, who are also my parents.
They entered the room and they see the king and queen of Quadra in the living room.
Lipstick Girl: Wow. This place is all about royalty.
They all took their seats and Tricia lays down on the couch.
Super Craig: That is just rude.
Tricia: It's not rude. It's what it's here for.
Call Girl: Tricia, sit up!
General Disarray: Idiot.
Tricia angrily sighs and sits up on the couch.
Human Kite: Thank you.
The king and queen took their seats on a different couch.
Professor Chaos: What are your names?
King Aaron: My name is King Aaron.
Queen Maria: And my name is Queen Maria.
Human Kite: Cute. Anyways, our fri- acquaintance is dying. We love our friend. Not love love because he's a jerk, But he is dying.
Lipstick Girl makes a dying sound.
Call Girl: That's not dying. That's already dead. They'll think he's already dead.
Tricia is laying down on the couch again.
Tricia: They'll think we are here on a quest for revenge.
Call Girl: Tricia, sit up!
Tricia: That's what it's here for.
Toolshed: No it's not, Tricia. It's made for people to sit shoulder-to-shoulder right next to each other. Get your shoes off their pillows!
Tricia: Ugh! I find it hard to believe it doesn't have multiple purposes!
She angrily sits up.
General Disarray: We're sorry. Our friend is a dumbass!
Lipstick Girl: Uuuuu!
Call Girl: That's the same as your dying.
Lipstick Girl: Why do you criticize everything?!
Tricia: Why is it oblong then?
Lipstick Girl: It was a totally different sound!
Super Craig: Uh, no it wasn't. Ugh! Dying. Ugh! Dumbass... see? It's the same.
Toolshed: Alright, guys. Can I proceed, please, (Tricia attempts to lay down on the couch again.) To try to save our fri- acquaintance? Tricia, I see you!
Tricia gets back up.
Tricia: Ugh... You sound like my mom!
Toolshed: Sorry about all of that.
Princess Aria: It's fine. Please continue.
Toolshed: I understand that none of this makes any sense to you right now. We need your help to help us stop a man. Uh, I'm gonna draw the man that we're looking for. (He draws Tenorman on a blank sheet of paper.) This is the man we're talking about. He invaded the Space Tree with his army, captured thousands of wisps and is planning to kill our friends. We need you and your army to help us fight him.
King Aaron: You want our help?
Toolshed: Yeah. And if we ever get back home to Earth, you can visit us any time you want. Right now, we need you to help us save the galaxy.
King Aaron: Okay. Tell you what. If you can defeat the planet's strongest monster in our coliseum, you can train here and I will recruit my soldiers to fight alongside you.
Toolshed: Thank you.
Mysterion: But where are we gonna find someone?
The king looks at Professor Chaos.
King Aaron: He looks like a gladiator to me.
Professor Chaos: Who me?
King Aaron: Yeah. Aria?
Princess Aria: Yes Dad?
King Aaron: Do you have the gladiator outfit you made a while back?
Princess Aria: Yeah. I'll go get it.
Queen Maria: Okay.
She heads to her room to get the outfit.
Professor Chaos: I have to fight it?
Lipstick Girl: Yes, but don't worry. You can pretend that monster is us.
Professor Chaos: Okay... Sure. I'll do it.
King Aaron: Okay then. Let's do this!
(Play Buddy Holly by Weezer for this section.)
They are now at the coliseum dressing room. Butters takes off his Professor Chaos outfit and puts on the gladiator uniform. He then starts to train for the match. He starts to hit multiple punching bags. He starts doing multiple push ups. The king and queen give him thumbs up. He drinks a bottle of Earth water and he then begins to destroy several targets. He continues to train until it is time to head to the match.
Butters: I hope it's not gonna be this big.
Lipstick Girl: Don't worry. You got this.
Butters: Hope so.
At the 1:07 mark of the song, he sees the crowd cheering in the coliseum. He then exits the sees the stadium ground looking at the gates behind him close. He was shocked and then he sees the monster from the other side exit. The song ends at the 1:23 mark. The monster was revealed to be a half chicken half bear creature and it roars.
(Play 2 Minutes to Midnight by Iron Maiden for this part.)
The match begins as Butters tries to attack the creature, but it roars and kicks him into the wall.
The Archer: Oh dear! I can't watch!
General Disarray: You got this, Professor Chaos!
The creature begins to attack Butters multiple times. He then gets up and tries to attack it before it attempts to stomp on him. Butters chips a part of its tail off and the creature roars at him.
Tricia: This is getting good!
Ike: Kick his ass!
Shelly: Yeah! Show that creature thing who's boss!
Toolshed: We should've never agreed to this.
Tricia: Why not? This is getting good!
Call Girl: But he could die!
Tricia: Okay and? I never care about that dweeb anyways. (She continues eating popcorn before General Disarray smacks it off her hands.) I'mma tell on you! Craig!
Super Craig punches General Disarray.
Super Craig: I'll get you some more popcorn.
Tricia: Okay.
The creature continues to throw Butters around and into the wall. He then got up and then the monster was about to kill him.
The Archer: Hey monster! (The song abruptly ended at the 2:28 mark.) Listen to this!
(Play Walk This Way by Aerosmith for the rest of this section.)
He plays the song on the radio and got it all over the speakers. The creature couldn't take it and Butters got the chance to slay it. The creature falls onto its knees and then lays on the ground. The crowd cheered as Butters was the winner and the song ends.
Butters: I did it. I did it!
The Archer: Way to go, Butters!
Toolshed: You literally interfered with the match.
The Archer: Shut up, Stan! At least we have the King's army on our side now!
Human Kite: I know we're superheroes and we are strong enough to defeat all types of threats, but Tenorman has a huge army, so we were wondering if you could train us.
Princess Aria: Sure thing. I'll train you all. I have trained some people on this planet.
Jason: Cool. Anyways, I wonder how Emily's doing.
(Play Young Turks by Rod Stewart for this section and skip to 1:11.)
With 2016 Emily, she enters the hospital room where Cartman laid unconscious. The song was playing on the speakers throughout the hospital. She then approached his bed.
Emily (2016): I see they're trying to help you after all the horrible things you did. I just don't get why they would help you. Maybe you're special to them. That's why. Ha! Yeah right. You are never special to anybody. You're just a fat, racist, lazy, dickhead who never cares about anybody but yourself. (She then grabs the chair and sits on it.) I wonder what's taking the antidote so long? Maybe they don't want to rush it. That's all. I want to get back to the Birds and spend the rest of my life with them. I wonder what your other friends who are facing Tenorman are up to?
(Play Fire Woman by The Cult for this section and skip to 0:30.)
Back with the rest, they are still getting attacked by Tenorman's army left and right.
Sally: I can't shake them!
Charlie Brown: We must protect our friends at all costs! We can't let our lives end like this!
Tuong Lu Kim: We need more forces!
Everybody in the domes and ships continues to fire at the ginger bots, but there were too many of them to handle.
Ace Savvy: Bessie, did you find the entrance to the base?
Bessie: Yeah, but it's filled with ginger bots. We have to destroy them all.
Violet: How?! There's too many!
Rookie: We just attack them together!
Drift: The little bean dude is right! Let's do this for the Galaxy!
At the 1:16 mark of the song, they all fired at the ginger bots and destroy them before more came out.
Brite Bomber: Is this fortress big enough to make that many ginger bots at once?!
Meowscles: Yeah. We just gotta keep attacking them together!
(Play Kickstart My Heart by Mötley Crüe for this short part and skip to 1:04.)
Jonesy is in his ship about to head to Tenorman's fortress. He smiles as he gets close enough to help out. He then shoots at all the bots left and right.
Jonesy: Need a hand?
DJ Yonder: Good to see you Jonesy.
Jonesy: This intergalactic war is gonna be won by us. Now let's go!
(Play Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC for this short part and skip to 1:03.)
Everybody follows Jonesy as he leads the charge. He shoots at so many ginger bots and ginger kids ships, destroying them one by one. The ginger kids went back to the base through escape pods. Tenorman was angry due to his army going down. However, he unleashes a bunch of ginger bots to head outside and attack them again.
(Play Barracuda by Heart for this part.)
Chicken (Fall Guys): We did it! They're losing more forces! We got this!
A bunch of ginger bots exit the fortress and start shooting at them all.
Rookie: You were saying?
Spike: We're all doomed!
Patty: No we're not! If we want to get out of here, we must do it as a team! Now let's all fire together!
They all start to shoot at the ginger bots again while they continued firing at them.
Scott T: My forces, crush them all now!
More ginger bots exit the fortress and continue to shoot at them.
Bessie: We need more forces on our side!
They then noticed all of the ships where all of the Peanuts, South Park, Mighty B, Loud House and Tom and Jerry characters are in.
Rick: Leave our pets alone!
Ginger: We won't let you destroy them!
Scott T: More of these pests. Oh whatever! Destroy them all!
The ginger bots continue to shoot at them.
Liam: Protect our friends!
They began to shoot at the ginger bots.
Sally: Thanks for the help.
Ronnie Anne: Lori and the rest of Freedom Pals are already in the base, looking for the wisps.
Ace Savvy: What?!
Card Counter: We must help them!
Sharon: Good idea! Wait. Where's Randy?
(Play Wham Bam Shang-a-Lang by Silver for this part and skip to 1:19.)
She starts to look for Randy in her ship, who was at the bottom of the ship with Towelie, smoking their weed, while listening to the song.
Randy and Towelie: (Singing at the 1:32 mark) Weed. Weed.
They continues to smoke it until Sharon sees them.
Sharon: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!
Randy: Wha! Sharon!
Sharon: We are literally fighting for our lives and all you're doing is smoking your stupid weed?!
Randy: I want to go out in style!
Sharon: Just help me fight off these assholes!
Randy: Fine. Let's go Towelie! Let's show them Tegridy!
Towelie: Yeah!
At the 2:02 mark of the song, Randy and Towelie took over the ship and they start to shoot at the ginger bots while high.
Randy: Eat Tegridy, Bitches!
Towelie: Die Robot Scum!
They continue shooting at the ginger bots and destroying them.
Scott T: Is the Nega Wisp Armor almost fully charged with wisp energy?
Ginger Girl: It's currently at 25%, so no.
Scott T: Goddamn it! Why does it take that long to charge it?! Oh whatever! Send out my new and powerful ginger bots! I won't rest until they are all dead!
Ginger Girl: Yes Sir!
(Play The Chain by Fleetwood Mac for the rest of this section and skip to 2:07.)
Ginger Girl sends out the most powerful ginger bots into space and they start to shoot at everybody in the ships and domes.
Stephen: Oh no. Everyone, pull back now!
Millie (Mighty B): What kind of ginger bots are those?!
Bessie: I don't know, but we cannot go down like this. We must save the Galaxy.
Rookie: Bessie's right! We just win this space war and get back to our normal lives!
Sharon: I hope Stanley and his friends are okay.
(Play Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones for this section and skip to 0:16.)
The members of Freedom Pals, except for Coon, who is still in the Quadra hospital, Shelly, Ike and the Chaos group all walk in slow motion while approaching the basement door. They were all getting ready to train under Princess Aria's watch. Shelly opens the basement door and they entered it. Princess Aria was waiting for them.
Princess Aria: You guys ready for me to train you so you can stop that guy trying to kill you?
Toolshed: Yeah. We must defeat his army and save the world.
Professor Chaos: Oh, and after we stop Tenorman, our truce is over.
Mysterion: We know. Anyways, we're ready.
Princess Aria: Glad you are. Now let's play some training music.
Call Girl: Already on it.
(Play Intergalactic by Beastie Boys for the rest of this section and skip to 0:31.)
Call Girl plays the song on one of her phones and they all begin to train. Human Kite was hitting on a training dummy while Toolshed practices his fighting moves. Butters, now back in his Professor Chaos outfit, starts attacking several of his training targets. The Archer starts aiming at his training targets and shoots at them with his arrows. General Disarray pretends his training dummies are Theresa and Isla and punches them multiple times.
Princess Aria: How's your training going?
Human Kite: Good.
Princess Aria: Okay. Continue with the training.
They all continued to train.
(Play I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister for this section and skip to the final 10 seconds.)
Tricia and Super Craig are playing Guitar Hero with Alex and the song ends and it shows that Tricia got a perfect score.
Tricia: Yeah! I did it!
Super Craig: Yeah. You're an expert at this game.
Alex: I'll play the next song.
Super Craig: Okay.
He plays We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister and then Jason walks past them.
Tricia: Hey Jason. What's going on?
Jason: I'm gonna try and get the past Emily to be friends with me.
Tricia: She's at the hospital.
Jason: Okay. That's where I'm going.
He leaves while Alex continues playing Guitar Hero.
(Play The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson for this short section.)
Jason exits the kingdom and enters a flower shop. He then purchased flowers for Emily. After giving the employee space bucks and he was on his way to the hospital.
Jason: I'm coming Emily. I'll bring you back to the way you were.
(Play Too Late to Turn Back Now by The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose for this section and skip to 0:52.)
The song is playing throughout the hospital.
Emily (2016): Looks like I have an hour left before the antidote is fully finished.
The nurses approach her.
Nurse: You may have to leave the room.
Emily (2016): Okay.
She then exits the hospital and then the Coon sees one more vision.
The last vision shows the events that took place after the South Park Episode 201. Cartman enters his house angrily at his mom.
Cartman: How long have you been lying to me?!
Liane: I was just...
Cartman: Who was in on it?! Was it Kahl?! Was it Mr. Garrison?! WHAT WAS IT THE WHOLE TOWN?!
Liane: Eric, I can explain!
Cartman: No! My dad is dead! I killed him and I didn't even know it was him! It's like what Scott said. I killed my own father and... (He begins crying.) ...fed him to my half brother!
Liane starts to comfort him.
Liane: It's okay, Eric.
Cartman: No it's not! I fucking killed my dad and I didn't even know it was him!
Liane: Eric...
Cartman: No! Fuck you! FUCK THIS WHOLE STUPID TOWN FOR LYING TO ME! MY DAD IS DEAD AND IT WAS ALL THANKS TO YOU NOT TELLING ME THE FUCKING TRUTH!
He runs upstairs crying.
Liane: Oh Eric... What have I done...
The vision ended.
(Play Photograph by Def Leppard for this section and skip to 2:58.)
2016 Emily was listening to the song in her MP3 player.
Emily (2016): This song is lit.
She exits the hospital and sees some bounty hunters in front of her.
Bounty Hunter: Looks line we have a little human brat, who's a member of the Birds!
Emily (2016): The birds are my family, now fuck off! (They all pull out guns.) Looks like fuck off isn't processing in your thick skulls. (She pulls out her sword.) Time to die!
(Play We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel for the rest of the section and skip to 4:02.)
She uses her sword to start attacking the Bounty Hunters. She then stabs them one by one and after an 55 minutes of fighting, they were dead. Jason saw her.
Jason: That was badass.
Emily (2016): Yeah. How long was I fighting?
Jason: 55 minutes.
Emily (2016): What?!
She then realized it and they went back in the hospital.
The doctors were trying everything to save The Coon.
Jason: Oh my god. Is he gonna be okay?!
Nurse: He'll be fine. The antidote prevented him from suffering fatal injuries, but I don't think he'll be out of that coma for a while. I'm sorry.
Emily (2016): Well, it was not really a loss, so I don't care.
Jason: Emily, I know he was an asshole, but maybe there was a reason why. Remember his dad? He was very upset when he found out his dad died.
Emily (2016): It was his own fault! Maybe if he didn't kill him, this wouldn't be happening!
Jason: Actually, it was our faults for not telling him! Maybe everyone in South Park made him like this. It was because we didn't tell him the truth about his dad! I just realized it, and now he might not be out of his coma.
Emily (2016): Again, why should I care? He's a fat racist manipulative asshole who doesn't care about anyone but himself, so therefore, I don't feel sorry for him and he deserves to die!
Jason: Listen here! The Emily I loved would never say those things! Yes, she hates him, but she wouldn't say those things!
Emily (2016): FUCK YOUR EMILY!!!
Jason was heartbroken.
Jason: What?
Emily (2016): Your Emily was a stupid bitch and a whiny little pussy! I'm tougher than that! If you can't except the fact that she's gone from your life, why don't you go fuck yourself?! If you need me, I'll be in your dome waiting for a ride home!
She leaves angrily and then Freedom Pals, the Chaos group, Tricia, Shelly, Ike, Princess Aria and Alex entered.
Toolshed: What's up with her?
Jason: Forget about her. Past Emily is just mean!
Professor Chaos: She was always like that, and yet I was the bad guy! But at least she wasn't as bad as Nelly, who killed me one time back in 2022!
The Archer: You glad I bombed her house and killed her?
Professor Chaos: Yes. Anyways, let's see Eric.
They approached the Coon's bed and see him.
(Play Here Come a Regular by The Replacements for the rest of this section.)
They approached him.
Human Kite: Jason, how is he?
Jason: He's gonna be in a coma for a long time. The doctors did all they can.
Tricia: Well, if he dies, let's sell his corpse on the black market.
Lipstick Girl: She has the right idea.
They all gave them angrily glares.
Tricia: Party poopers.
They all notice The Coon in the hospital bed and then it transitions into a dream he's having. He is in a white space and sees his Dad approaching him.
The Coon: Dad?
Jack: Son?
He begins to cry.
The Coon: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...
Jack: Eric...
The Coon: I let you down... I got you killed... and I didn't even know you were my dad!
He starts crying.
Jack: It's okay. You made a mistake. Sure it was a huge one, but I won't judge you for it.
The Coon: Can I come?
Jack: Yes.
The Coon wipes his tears off his eyes. Back in the real world, the machine is flatlining and the nurses are trying to save The Coon.
Princess Aria: No. Nurses, please save him!
Nurse: We're trying our best Princess.
It was still flatlining and she begins to cry.
Tricia: He's gone. Oh well, let's plan a death bash.
Human Kite: Tricia, Cartman can die in other ways, BUT NOT BY THE HANDS OF TENORMAN!!!
Tricia: Okay! I'm sorry for being heartless. God!
Back in the dream, The Coon begins to follow his dad, but he was stopped.
Jack: But not yet. You still have a purpose here.
The Coon: A purpose for what? I was born for nothing! I'm just a kid who commits crimes for my enjoyment!
Jack: You still have time to change. I know you won't change, but just try. (He hugs The Coon.) And son, the story has been yours all along. You just didn't know it.
The Coon: Wow. All this time I...
He then starts to disappear from the dream.
Jack: Looks like you're waking up. Good luck, Eric!
The Coon: Bye Dad!
He disappears and the dream was over. It transitions back to the real world and he wakes up.
Princess Aria: Eric!
She hugs him.
The Coon: Guys, where am I? Where are our friends? Where are our parents?
Toolshed, Mysterion, and Professor Chaos hugged him. Human Kite shrugs it off and joins the hug.
Toolshed: Coon, you may be an asshole, but you are our asshole. And if anyone's gonna get you killed, it's us.
The Coon: That's the nicest thing you guys have ever said to me!
Human Kite: Yeah. You getting killed by Tenorman and his army of creeps would be wrong.
The Archer: Dougie, do you have the coordinates to Tenorman's fortress?
General Disarray: Yeah. I'll put them on the control pad when we get back to the dome.
The Coon: Okay. Let's go and stop Tenorman!
Princess Aria: But what about your injuries?
The Coon: I'll tough it out!
(Play We Will Rock You by Queen for this section.)
They all start to make their way to their dome.
The Coon: I have a score to settle with Tenorman.
General Disarray: With your injuries, I'm sure I wouldn't...
The Coon: Shut up, Dougie! We are gonna do this, even if I'm still hurt!
Lipstick Girl: If he wants to get himself killed, do it.
Princess Aria: Well, I'm coming with you!
Mysterion: But what about your planet?
Princess Aria: As a Princess, it's my duty to protect people, even if they're travelers from Earth.
Tricia: Fair point.
Princess Aria: But I have a ship for myself and Alex, so we're gonna catch up with you.
Alex: Yeah.
The two sea lizard kids left.
Shelly: Are you guys sure you know what you're doing?
Toolshed: Trust me Sis. We know exactly what we're doing.
They all start continue to make their way back to the dome.
(Play We Got the Beat by The Go-Go's for this short section and skip to 0:31.)
2016 Emily was listening to the song on the ship's radio and humming the lyrics.
Emily (2016): They have a good taste in music.
They all enter.
The Coon: You guys ready?
Tricia: Yeah. Let's do this!
Human Kite: Let's wait for the army we asked for to come and help us.
Toolshed: Okay. King Aaron, you there?
(Play Uptight [Everything's Alright] by Stevie Wonder for this section.)
King Aaron: Yes. All of the forces on this planet are assembled. We are gonna help you stop Tenorman and save the Galaxy.
Toolshed: (Over comms) Okay. Let's do this!
King Aaron: My men, let's help the earthlings save the galaxy!
All: Yes Sir!
At the 0:22 mark, they all began to assemble and get in their ships.
Solider: Everyone, we are gonna help the king and queen save the galaxy. We must stop Tenorman and his army and make sure they don't take over the Galaxy!
They got on the ships and begins to fly them. Meanwhile with the Princess and her boyfriend, they got on their ship and begin to fly as well.
Princess Aria: I'm gonna do this for my Earth friends!
Alex: Yeah. That's what a good Princess would do!
All of the ships joined the South Park dome and they all began to blast off into space.
Toolshed: The coordinates to Tenorman's fortress are set.
General Disarray: Yeah. Let's go and save the wisps stop Tenorman's plans once and for all!
But then, the song abruptly ended with a record scratch when they see bounty hunters.
The Coon: Oh Goddamn it!
(Play Gimme Love by Electric Mary for the rest of this section.)
The bounty hunter ships approach them.
Bounty Hunter: Get them all!
King Aaron: We gotta take them down!
They began to shoot at the bounty hunter's ships and destroying them one by one. The Coon gets out into space in a ship and starts to shoot at them one by one. All of them are in a big battle as Princess Aria joins him.
Princess Aria: I'm gonna help you.
Alex: So will I. Let's do this!
They continue to shoot at the bounty hunter ships and destroying them. Throughout the song, all of them are shooting at the Bounty Hunters and destroying their ships while they continue to fight back. The bounty hunters shoot huge cannons, but they all manage to dodge and they continue to shoot at them. Their flagship was about to kill them all when it exploded.
The Coon: What the?
It was revealed that Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot and Chance Sureshot, who somehow survived the explosion, were the ones who rigged the flagship to explode.
Chance Sureshot: Told you we'd meet up with you!
Human Kite: Sureshot?
Toolshed: We thought you died!
Chance Sureshot: Not before I cloned myself. I got a whole bunch of backup clones! Sure-enough-shot, Sure-whatever-shot, Close-enough-shot.
Toothpick Sally: As long as none of them are poor shots!
Chance Sureshot: Not this clone!
Sureshot fires a laser towards the bounty hunters, nearly hitting one. Professor Chaos then exits the dome in his ship and he shoots a huge lasers that destroys all of the bounty hunter ships.
Ike: Way to go, Butters!
The Coon and Professor Chaos' ships return to the dome and the song ends.
The Coon: Let's go kick Scott's ass.
Toolshed: Hey Guys. Is Rawls still alive?
Chance Sureshot: Yeah. He and his personnel are save, but the Space Tree is a little damaged.
Toolshed: I have a plan. I'll try to contact our friends.
They all began to make their way to Tenorman's fortress.
Later inside the fortress, the High Card was with the Freedom Pals members who were not in the South Park dome trying to help break the wisps out of the cages and captures.
High Card: We need to do something.
Tupperware: We need the wisps to stay away from the walls. That's what Toolshed said.
High Card: You! We need you to let all the other wisps onboard know to stay away from the starboard walls! (The wisps are confused.) Oh right. I forgot they don't understand human. You need to talk to the other wisps. (Honey Queen starts doing charades to demonstrate what they're supposed to do while the High Card is talking.) No! Listen to me. You need to talk to the other wisps! All of them here, and tell them, to stay away, from the freakin'-- What the hell are you doing, Nichole?!
Honey Queen: (Shouting) EXPLAINING IT, DICKHEAD!!!!!
All of the wisps start crying and hugging each other in fear. One of the wisps scolded Honey Queen in a gibberish way.
Professor Timothy: Honey Queen, you scared them!
Honey Queen: I wasn't trying to!
Mosquito: I got this.
He starts to make funny faces at the wisps and they start laughing and cheered up.
Captain Diabetes: Wow. I can't believe that worked.
Mosquito: Yeah. I do funny faces all the time. (He then starts speaking in a wisp language and they start to understand him. They then went to go tell the other wisps.) They are gonna tell the other wisps to stay away from the walls.
Fastpass: Why didn't you tell us you kn-kn-knew their language this whole t-t-time?
Mosquito: Why didn't you ask? (They then noticed New Kid in his Fractured But Whole outfit.) Hey. We haven't see you since the war of Earth ended. Anyways, think you can get us out of here?
He nods yes and they follow him.
(Play Master of Puppets by Metallica for this short part and skip to 1:48 mark.)
Tenorman's army are shooting at the domes and ships, destroying the one by one and they manage to make it back to their domes.
Bessie: We can't take any more of their attacks!
Sally: We're doomed!
Linus: We stalled as long as we could! Where are they?!
Scott T: They are never coming and you know it!
The Coon: (From a distance) Think again, dickhead!
(Play Love is a Long Road by Tom Petty for the rest of this section and after the 1:14 mark, skip to 1:55 and after the 2:11 mark, skip to 3:42.)
Tenorman sees the South Park dome approaching them with a bunch of ships from Quadra as well as the Space Tree trio in their ship. All of them have angry looks on their faces.
Scott T: So... He finally came to me.
The Coon: You want me? Come and get me!
Scott T: Oh I will get you, with my army! Ginger bots, destroy the South Park dome and get me Eric Cartman!
Ginger Bots: Yes Sir!
At the 0:34 mark of the song, they start heading towards Tenorman's fortress while the robots were shooting at them. The ships retaliated by destroying them.
Toolshed: That's so awesome!
King Aaron: Yeah. I'm gonna give you commands now! Ginger Bots on your right! Flank left! (They flanked left and the ginger bots missed.) Ginger Bots on your left! Flank right! (They flanked right and the ginger bots missed.) Pull up! Pull up! Move move move!
They all pulled up with the ginger bots following them and the ships behind them shooting as the bots and destroying them. At the 1:55 mark of the song, Tenorman was angry when he saw all of this. He then starts to command them.
Scott T: Send in more forces now!
Ginger Girl: Already on it!
More Ginger Bots were sent out and they begin to shoot at them all, but the Quadra ships began to shoot at the robots.
Toolshed: Way to go! Now to get in contact with Rawls.
Back at the Space Tree, which is a little damaged...
Colonel Rawls: I have got to do something to protect the newly graduated rangers!
Charlene: You can turn this into a ship and fly them towards the fortress.
Toolshed picks up.
Toolshed: (Over comms) Rawls, can you fly the Space Tree to Tenorman's fortress? We need you to help us.
Colonel Rawls: Already planning on it!
He turns his office into a ship control room and then they fly towards Tenorman's fortress in a large rate of speed.
(Play This is the Day by The The for this section.)
The South Park domes flies towards the fortress with their allied ships. All of the domes are ready to fight together against Tenorman and his army. At the 0:57 mark of the song, they begin to slow down a bit.
Toolshed: Wait... Wait...
The Coon: (Singing) Reading some old letters. You smi-
It then cuts to Tenorman's fortress. He sees them all about to strike.
Scott T: Heh heh. You almost have to admire their pluck.
Ginger Girl: Boss?
Scott T: What?!
Ginger Girl: Look.
He turns around and they saw the Space Tree flying towards them.
Colonel Rawls: Howdy there, you freakin' creep.
The Space Tree moves closer to the fortress and Tenorman was angry.
Scott T: Back up!
Ginger Girl: Yes, Sir!
She starts to back the fortress up.
Colonel Rawls: You're on, Charlene.
She nods.
Charlene: First barrel. (she activates it.) Second barrel. Third barrel. Fourth barrel.
All of the wisps were being commanded to move forward and away from the wall.
Colonel Rawls: Hard starboard.
Charlene: Hard starboard. (The space station continues to spin until it aimed at the back of the wall where the wisps are at.) And, fire!
It fires and there was a hole in the fortress.
Scott T: My fortress took a year to rebuild after those brats destroyed it! The hellspawn I made needs to destroy them all. Release the hellspawn now!
Armadillo: But Tenorman, the hellspawn was meant to...
Scott T: DO IT NOW!!! Get me Eric Cartman and kill everyone in those ships, those domes and that Space Tree!
(Play Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar for this section and skip to 1:13.)
All of the ships are beginning to blast the ginger bots multiple times as the hellspawn attempts to break into the Space Tree. Recap shoots at the ginger bots trying to break in and then they got destroyed.
Recap Robot: Do you know where the entrance is?
Card Counter: I'm still trying to find it!
Ace Savvy: Hurry! We must protect Freedom Pals!
Rookie: Yeah! All forces, charge!
(Play Above the Winter Moonlight by Dragonforce for the rest of this section and skip to 2:12 and after the 3:27 mark, skip to 4:32.)
They all start shooting at the ginger bots one by one and destroying them all and then more came out. And started to fire at them. 2016 Emily then saw their determination and decided to approach them.
Emily (2016): I'm sorry for what I said earlier. Let's now focus on stopping Tenorman.
Jason: I forgive you. Now let's go!
They all continue to fight off the ginger bots and Charlie Brown sees the entrance.
Charlie Brown: I found the entrance!
The Coon: Okay! Let's go!
At the 3:00 mark of the song, The South Park and Loud House domes started shooting at the ginger bots at the entrance. They have been dodging lasers and continuing to maneuver through multiple obstacles. They then manage to shoot a big laser at the ginger bots, destroying them all, making Tenorman angry.
Scott T: More of you, go out there now! I created millions of ginger bots for this ultimate plan and I won't rest until I get Eric Cartman!
Ginger Bots: Yes Sir!
They then fly out into space and are about to fight The South Park and Loud House domes.
Toolshed: Seriously?!
The Coon: Get those Kids Next Door on the line!
Numbuh 1: (Through comms) No need! We're here to help! Kids Next Door, battle stations!
At the 4:33 mark of the song, all of the Kids Next Door operatives began to go down poles and start to get in their ships. They all start to fly out into space and start to shoot all of the Ginger Bots, but the Ginger Bots began to shoot at the ships. The operatives continued to hold back the ginger bots.
Numbuh 87: We're taking heavy fire!
Numbuh 362: Don't give up! We must save the Galaxy from this evil teenager and his robots!
Numbuh 86: You heard her! Kick their shiny metal bottoms into the next century!
At the 5:50 mark of the song, all of the operatives begin to shoot at the ginger bots. They were all getting destroyed one by one.
Scott T: What?!
At the 6:10 mark of the song, all of the ginger bots were destroyed and the path to the entrance was clear.
Numbuh 5: We just cleared the path for you! All of you can go in now!
Call Girl: Thanks guys. Come on, everyone! We all have a job to do!
Human Kite: Right! Let's do this!
The South Park dome begins to approach the entrance as a bunch of ginger bots exit the fortress in slow motion for a few seconds and the song ends.
(Play Sabotage by Beastie Boys for this section.)
The South Park dome lands near the entrance of the dome. All of the South Park kids exited the dome and started to fight off the ginger bots. And then several ginger kids and move ginger bots approached them with laser guns in hand, about to shoot at them until they saw Mintberry powers attack them. Mintberry Crunch lands in front of them.
Toolshed: Bradley?
Mintberry Crunch: Hey Guys. Haven't seen you since the World Tour back in 2022. I saw what was going on and I decided to help you.
Call Girl: Okay. Thanks for the assist. Now let's stop Tenorman!
At the 0:50 mark, Mintberry Crunch uses his powers to send all of Tenorman's goons flying while the rest attack them. And then the Loud House dome appeared. The Full House Gang and Darcy, who had mud on both her cheeks and a band on her head with Rafo strapped to her back.
Ace Savvy: We're gonna help you!
The Coon: Okay! Let's do this, you guys!
They all spend the rest of the song fighting off Tenorman's army. After they were done, they were about to enter the fortress.
Toolshed: Let's put an end to this once and for all.
Mysterion: Yeah!
(Play the clean version of X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX for this for this part and skip to 0:27.)
Freedom Pals and the Full Deck walk in slow motion and are about to prepare to battle against Scott Tenorman's army. Their faces show determination and are approaching a group of ginger bots, which began to battle.
Mintberry Crunch: I've got this.
(Play Song 2 by Blur for this short part and skip to 0:44)
Mintberry Crunch uses his powers to through the ginger bots and they were all destroyed in an instant. He continues to help them get to the hallway of the fortress.
Mintberry Crunch: This way!
They continues to follow him.
(Play Barracuda by Fergie for the rest of this section and skip to 3:10.)
The Mighty B! and Peanuts domes attack the ginger bots and ended up destroying them all.
Portia: Let's do this for our friends!
Gwen: All of our hard work at the Space Tree will not go to waste! We are gonna fight for our lives and save the Galaxy!
Bessie: Yeah! We're the new Guardians of the Galaxy!
Millie (Mighty B): Don't compare us to them. Please.
They continue to shoot and destroy many of Tenorman's forces and then more came out.
Drift: How many forces does this dude even have?!
Rookie: I don't know, but we're defeating all of them!
They continued to destroy all of them and the song ends.
(Play We Built This City by Starship for this section.)
Bessie gets in one of the ships and flies out of her dome.
Bessie: Hey Ginger Bots! One of these days, I am gonna collect all of the honeybee badges and become the Mighty B! And if you think I am gonna let you destroy my goal of it happening, you're sadly mistaken! I will fight for my family and my friends and I will not let you do this to any of them, so do you hear me?!
Spike: That girl's gonna get herself killed!
She starts shooting at the ginger bots and they start to follow her around Tenorman's fortress.
Scott T: That little brat! If she thinks I am gonna let her interfere with my revenge on Eric Cartman, she's sadly mistaken! All of you, destroy her!
The robots exit the fortress and continue to shoot at Bessie. She was continuing to fight back and destroy many of the robots. The robots continue to fight her. She was being outnumbered. Portia and Gwen knew how much they hated Bessie, but they couldn't let her die by Tenorman's hands.
Gwen: I know she's super annoying, but we can't let her die by Tenorman's hands. It would be wrong. Plus, if she dies, who are we gonna make fun of for the rest of our lives?
Portia: You have a fair point. We should help her, but we're not going it because we care about her or like her! We're doing it so we can have a punching bag!
They got on the ships and they saw Bessie about to get blasted. The Kids Next Door operatives approach the ginger bots.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2, activate the weapons systems!
Numbuh 2: On it!
After he activates the weapons system, he begins firing at the Ginger Bots. However, one of the ginger bots shot at the ship Numbuh 3 was in and then she ejects before it explodesafter colliding with an asteroid. Everything is now in slow motion.
(Play Tomorrow [Annie] by Alicia Morton for this short part.)
As Numbuh 3 began to float into space, her body begins to freeze.
Numbuh 1: (In slow motion) NUMBUH 3!!!
Numbuh 3 continues to float through space until she landed on an asteriod. She was in the verge of dying until...
Numbuh 2x4: (In slow motion) Here!
He puts something called space proof oxygen gum in her mouth and she was up and no longer freezing and the song ends.
Numbuh 3: Awesome! Thanks!
Numbuh 2x4: No problem.
The ginger bots begin to approach her and began to battle.
(Play The Warrior by Patty Smyth and Scandel for the rest of this section and after the 0:08 mark, skip to 1:33.)
Numbuh 3 begins to fight the Ginger Bots by herself using Kids Next Door weapons. She begins to destroy them all left and right.
Numbuh 5: That girl is crazy.
Numbuh 3: Yeah. No kidding.
Numbuh 1: We'll go down there and get her.
Numbuh 2: Yeah.
Numbuh 3 continues to destroy the robots and starts to sing some part of the song. She destroys several ginger bots while singing.
Numbuh 3: (Singing) Shooting at the walls of heartache bang, bang
I am the warrior
Well, I am the warrior
And heart to heart you'll win
If you survive
After destroying all of the ginger bots, her teammates let her back in their ship and they continued to battle for their lives.
Numbuh 1: Let's finish this!
Numbuh 4: Yeah! That cruddy teenager won't know what'll hit him!
They rejoined the battle and the song ended.
The ginger bot shoots at the ship Bessie was in and she ejects from it and it explodes. Bessie's body slowly started to freeze up until Gwen lets her in her ship.
Bessie: Gwen?
Gwen: Yeah. I saved you, but I still hate you. Wanna kick his ass, musical style?
Portia: I'd be against it, but let's just do it and get it over with!
Bessie: I thought you would never ask!
(Play Live Your Live [Clean Version] by Rihanna and T.I. for the rest of this section.)
They start singing it while fighting Tenorman's army.
Bessie: (Singing) Miya hee, miya ho, miya hu, miya ha-ha
Gwen: (Singing) Miya hee, miya ho, miya hu, miya ha-ha
Bessie and Gwen: (Singing) Miya hee, miya ho, miya hu, miya ha-ha
Portia: (Singing) Miya hee, miya ho, miya hu, miya ha-ha
Gwen blasts a ginger bot.
Gwen: (Singing) You're gonna be, a shinin' star
In fancy clothes, and fancy cars
Bessie: (Singing) And then you'll see, you're gonna go far
'Cause everyone knows, just who ya are-are
Bessie, Portia and Gwen: (Singing) Just live your life (OHH!) Ayyy ayyy ayyy
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (AYY!) Ayyy ayyy ayyy
No tellin' where it'll take ya
Just live your life (OHH!) Ayyy ayyy ayyy
'Cause I'm a paper chaser
While they were singing the song, they were destroying the ginger bots one by one.
Just livin' my life (AYY) my life (OHH)
My life (AYY) my life (OHH)
Just livin' my life (AYY) my life (OHH)
My life (AYY) my life (OHH) just livin' my life
Penny and Millie join in by blasting the ginger bots.
Penny and Millie (Mighty B): (Singing) Got everybody watchin' what I do, come walk in my shoes
And see the way I'm livin' if you really want to
Honeybee Scouts: (Singing while destroying the ginger bots) Just livin' my life (AYY) my life (OHH)
My life (AYY) my life (OHH)
Just livin' my life (AYY) my life (OHH)
My life (AYY) my life (OHH) just livin' my life
They all saw that they were using the power of teamwork to defeat Tenorman's army.
Toothpick Sally: Now that's what I call teamwork!
Recap Robot: Yeah. They learned how to put their differences aside and work together to take down Tenorman.
Chance Sureshot: I'm proud of them all for working as a team.
Frieda: Guys, looks like we're winning!
Tenorman was angry over the fact that he is losing many of his forces.
Armadillo: Scott, we must retreat. The fortress is going down.
Ginger Girl: The fortress has intruders.
Scott T: Go and see if one of them is Eric Cartman.
Armadillo: Oh my god! You have an irrational obsession with this brat! Yeah, I hate him too, but this has gone too far! You must stop for God's sake--
Scott T: There is no God! That's why I stepped in!
Armadillo has had enough of Tenorman's bossy attitude and aims his laser gun at him.Some ginger bots Armadillo created do the same.
Armadillo: I am taking command of the place. Disengage all damaged sectors of the fortress, and retreat...
Tenorman loses it and shoots Armadillo to death and destroys the ginger bots created by him. He then panted heavily and pushes on the button to the comms.
Scott T: Attention, all personnel... Intruders have boarded the fortress. (The ginger kids and ginger bots are now in the hallway, getting ready to face off against Freedom Pals.) Head to where the intruders are at. Get me Eric Cartman, and kill the rest.
He turns off the comms.
Freedom Pals, the Full House Gang, Tricia, Shelly, Ike, Jason, Kevin Stoley, 2016 Emily and Darcy all look at the entrance to the hallway.
Toolshed: Guys, we've come too far to give up now. We must save the wisps and stop Tenorman immediately.
Call Girl: Okay. We go inside, save all the wisps and get out of...
They heard rumbling and get ready and then an explosion leaves a hole in the wall, and coming out of it was the High Card, the Nunchuck Ninja, New Kid and the rest of Freedom Pals.
Tupperware: Hey Guys.
Human Kite: Hey New Kid. It's been a while.
Ace Savvy: Glad you're here to help. Now let's try to save the galaxy.
Toolshed: Yeah.
Emily (2016): What should we do to help those aliens?
Tricia: We have to do this or we all die. I don't know how long this fortress is gonna hold!
Professor Chaos: How about we let the Coon decide? He formed the original group before it was renamed, even though some of us are not apart of it.
Human Kite: You're gonna let Cartman decide?!
The Archer: Yes! Now let's ask him! Eric, what do you think we should do?
The Coon sees the entrance to the hallway and the visions of him and his past experiences with Scott Tenorman appear for a few seconds before cutting back to real life.
The Coon: You guys... I'm done runnin'.
(Play No Sleep Til Brooklyn by Beastie Boys for the rest of this section and after the 0:36 mark, skip to 0:42 and after the 1:05 mark, skip to 1:41 and after the 1:50 mark, skip to 1:56.)
The Coon: Now let's go kick Scott's ass!
Everything is now in slow motion as The Coon leads the way. Followed by Super Craig and Wonder Tweek and then the rest of Freedom Pals, the Chaos group and the Full Deck following them with Tricia, Shelly, Ike, Jason and Kevin behind them. 2016 Emily starts to follow them as well. It then shows everybody still walking to the entrance to the hallway. Card Counter's face shows determination. The Deuce winks her eye at Ace Savvy and he winks back. Mintberry Crunch was walking instead of flying. The chaos group all had looks of determination as well. The camera shows all of them at a time while they were walking in slow motion and then they were all determined to put their differences aside to stop Tenorman's plans once and for all. They are now getting close to the hallway. At the 1:01 mark of the song, Strong Suit walks in front of everyone else as they approached the entrance to the hallway. At the 1:41 mark, she uses her muscles to open the door and she sees Tenorman's army of ginger bots and ginger kids charging at them. At the 1:56 mark of the song, everything is in normal speed while some parts of this battle are slowed for a bit and the camera is in free mode as Freedom Pals, the Full House Gang, Darcy, Tricia, Shelly, Ike, Jason and 2016 Emily all engage in a fight against Tenorman's army. High Card kicks a ginger bot upwards. Mosquito uses his bug powers to attack the ginger bots and he sends them towards Tupperware and Honey Queen, who blast them apart. And then, Jason, Ike, Darcy and Tricia attacked the ginger kids together with laser guns and then kicked them aside. Shelly kicks some of the ginger bots and destroys them all, while Lipstick Girl and Kevin attacked together with Lipstick Girl using her lipstick lasers and Kevin using a lightsaber. Fastpass ties up 5 of the ginger kids and kicks them to Professor Timothy, who uses his telekinesis to send them flying and Vulture Girl and the Nunchuck Ninja destroy many ginger bots by slamming them into the wall. At the 2:20 mark of the song, Queen of Diamonds and Royal Flush attack several ginger bots as Royal Flush jumps on many of the robots' heads and she jumps in the air in slow motion and laughs before stomping on a ginger bot. The Archer somersaults in the air as he shoots three arrows at once at the ginger bots. Professor Chaos then uses his chaos blast on the ginger bots. General Disarray uses the disks of chaos to attack every ginger kid and ginger bot coming his way. Captain Diabetes activates his diabetic rage to attack several ginger bots. Prince of Darkness uses his powers to grab the ginger bots by using telekinesis. He then throws them at Night Club, who blasts them apart with her guitar at the 2:50 mark of the song. Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack attacked several ginger bots and destroyed them while Eleven of Hearts, Joker and Deuce attacked more of them at once and the Deuce uses stink bombs to destroy the ginger bots by frying their circuits. Card Counter, Eight of Spades and 2016 Emily are attacking several ginger bots while Todd is in his battle mode shooting at them. Super Craig and Wonder Tweek attacked the ginger bots and ginger kids together using their signature move from South Park: The Fractured But Whole. At the 3:09 mark of the song, Toolshed, Human Kite, The Coon, Mysterion and New Kids were using their powers to destroy many ginger bots left and right all together. A ginger bot was slammed into the wall, doing the Wilhelm scream. Call Girl was then attacking and destroying the ginger bots using her selfie sticks and then used her phone destroyer move to paralyze the ginger kids. Mintberry Crunch uses his powers to blast several ginger bots at once. He continues to fight and punch many robots and ginger kids coming his way. Call Girl approached the last ginger bots left and she uses her selfie sticks to slice through them all. The song ends after all of them were exhausted from all the fighting they just did on Tenorman's army. A ginger bot tries to get up, but Prince of Darkness uses his hand to shoot a fireball at it and it was destroyed afterwards.
Prince of Darkness: Let's go save those wisps now.
Mosquito: Good idea.
(Play I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor for this short part of the section.)
They are now running to the rooms where wisps are being held captive.
Human Kite: Okay. Our mission is to save all of these wisps and get the fuck out of here!
The Coon: Kahl is right! Split up and make sure you don't get attacked by any robots or gingers!
They all enter the rooms and freed all the wisps being held captive.
Mosquito: All of the wisps are being freed!
Fastpass: Good job! Let's get off this place now!
Tenorman spots them.
Scott T: Not so fast!
(Play Burning Heart by Survivor for this part and skip to 1:00.)
The Coon: I'll hold him off! You get off this fortress!
Wonder Tweek: Are you sure?!
The Coon: Yes I'm sure! You should get out of here now!
A bunch of wisps appeared with angry looks and then they attack Tenorman and then The Coon starts to scratch Scott's face multiple times. He was screaming in pain as he was continuing to get scratched. Everyone cheered as The Coon continues to scratch him.
Professor Chaos: Fuck him up, Coon!
The Coon was continuing to scratch him while the wisps were attacking him several times. They then left him alone.
Mosquito: Now we can go.
(Play Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne for this part and skip 0:39.)
They all started to run as the fortress was about to start explode. They all saw the wisps flying through the fortress and they fly out of the base, happy after being freed. Everyone who entered the base managed to get out and get in their domes and fly out of there. Tenorman gets in his Nega Wisp Armor with Ginger Ginger Boy getting inside with him. They all manage to escape and then the fortress explodes.
(Play America by Killing Joke for the rest of this section.)
They all cheered as they flew back to the rest of their friends.
Charlie Brown: You did it! You saved all of the wisps Tenorman captured!
Bessie: Yup. Now we can go back to our rendezvous points.
Sally: I wanna go back to Earth!
Bessie: But...
Violet: Yeah. Space has been too crazy for all of us today and I think we should all go back to our home planet.
Colonel Rawls: Are you sure?
All: Yes.
Colonel Rawls: Okay. Well, it was nice knowing you all. I'm glad I met you guys. You were the best people I have ever met.
Gwen: Well, we would've never gotten here to this point without your guidance.
He smiles.
(Play Vs. Nega-Wisp Armor Phase 2 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Tenorman was in his armor approaching the heroes just as they approached Earth. He then shoots at all of them.
The Coon: You just won't give up!
Scott T: No I won't! You have foiled my schemes for the last time! You thought you could escape me? No! You think you have some worth in and of yourself without me! No! You are an abomination! Nothing more than a step on my path! You freakish little monster! How dare you think you are more? ERIC FUCKING CARTMAN!!!
He shoots at Cartman before a laser hits him and it came from New Kids' ship. He was firing at Tenorman.
The Coon: The name is The Coon.
(Play Rainbow in the Dark by Dio for this part.)
He fired at Tenorman and his armor was losing wisps energy and a wisp breaks out of the robot every time it gets hit. Tenorman retaliates by shooting it using the laser. Charlie Brown is in his ship blasting the Nega Wisp Amror and it frees the Cyan wisp. Throughout the song, they all continued to destroy the robot by shooting at it multiple times. It begins to malfunction and all of the wisps began of form with Charlie Brown's ship.
Scott T: What?
The Coon: It's over Tenorman! You're done hurtng these wisps!
Scott T: We'll see about that. Hellspawn! (The hellspawn, which is a big group of Ginger Bots, appear behind the mech.) Attack!
(Play Heroes of Our Time by Dragonforce for this part and skip to 2:13.)
The hellspawn began to charge towards the ship and fireat them. Everybody began for the final showdown against Tenorman's army as he begins to fire at them.
Numbuh 1: We must attack the mech!
Toolshed: All together now!
They conrinued to shoot at the hellspawn, but they fought back by firing at each other. The Nega Wisp Armor, despite losing some wisps, is still powerfull and Tenorman continues shooting at the rest with his mech. As most of the hellspawn was destroyed, others continued to fight back.
Professor Chaos: Come on! Let's go and finish them off! Coon?
The Coon: All together now! Let's beat Tenorman!
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, battle stations!
Everyone continued to fire back at the Hellspawn. With more of them being destroyed left and right for the next minute. After that, the Hellspawn was destroyed and then they all activated their lasers on their ships. The Nega Wisp Armor was hit by all the lasers and a big explosion happens. At the 3:42 mark of the song, everyone waited to see if they won or not.
Numbuh 4: Is it over?
Numbuh 5: Not yet. We gotta wait for the smoke to clear!
The shot then showed the Peanuts Gang, then the Mighty B characters, then Freedom Pals, then the Full House Gang, then all of the Tom and Jerry, Fall Guys, Fortnite and Among Us characters, and last but but least, the Princess Aria, her parents, their army and the Space Tree crew. At the 4:00 mark of the song, the smoke clears and the Nega-Wisp Amror begins to shoot at everyone. Scott Tenorman laughs like a maniac while shooting at them. Everybody tried to dodged all of the attacks, but Tenorman continues to push them back with a bunch of heavy fire and wisp powers from the armor. Everyone screamed as Tenorman continues to attack them.
Scott T: YOU ALL HAVE DESTROYED ALL OF MY ROBOTS!!! NOW YOU ALL MUST DIE, STARTING WITH YOU, FREEDOM PALS!!!
He continues laughing like a psycho while shooting at everyone.
Darcy: I'n scared!
Card Counter: Don't worry Darcy! We'll win this!
Sally: Well, it was nice knowing you guys!
Human Kite: No! Don't give up! We must defeat Tenorman and save all of the wisps he captured!
Peppermint Patty: Marcie, any ideas before we all get blown up?!
Marcie: I know! That Armor has the wisps capsules attached to it! We gotta aim for those so they can be freed!
General Disarray: Of course. If we destroy the capsules, it will free all of the wisps.
Card Counter: Everyone, aim for the capsules!
And so, everybody began to shoot at the capsules without hurting any of the wisps. They were shooting left and right, destroying capsules and freeing all of the wisps. At the 5:32 mark of the song, the final capsule was destroyed and all of the wisps are freed from Scott Tenorman's Nega Wisp Armor.
Scott T: You... You... YOU!!! YOU HORRID LITTLE BRATS!!!
Linus: We did it! The wisps are finally free!
Shermy: Was there any really doubt? I mean really? Good job everyone!
Charlie Brown: I'm gonna finish this!
Schroeder: Go for it!
At the 5:50 mark of the song, He gets on one of the ships in his dome and he flies out into space. He is about to shoot at the Nega Wisp Armor. And then all of the wisps begin to line up. At the 6:02 mark of the song, they begin to help out Charlie Brown.
Announcer: Unlimited Colors!
Announcer 2: Laser, Drill, Spikes, Rocket, Cube, Hover, Frenzy, Ghost!
Charlie Brown's ship uses the power of all the wisps and they all begin to form inside the laser of Charlie Brown's ship.
Scott T: No! No!
Lucy (Peanuts): You're finished, Tenorman! Now Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown: Time for a Final Color Flash!
At the 6:31 mark of the song, the Final Color Flash fires at the Nega Wisp Armor.
Scott T: I don't think so!
Scott then activated the remaining Laser Wisp energy from the wisp and both the laser and the Final Color Flash collided and both tried to push each other back.
The Coon: You got this!
Bessie: Win this!
Numbuh 4: You're almost there! Finish this!
Princess Aria: Come on Charlie Brown! We're counting on you!
Charlie Brown's Final Color Flash from his ship continued to push back the Nega-Wisp Armor's laser and the song ends.
(Play The Final Countdown by Europe for the rest of this section.)
Sally: Wow! That is so cool!
The Coon: We gotta help him.
Charlie Brown: No. You guys get back to Earth. I'll stop him.
Linus: You heard him. And to everyone in the Space Tree, thanks for everything.
Toothpick Sally: You're welcome. Now go back to your home planet. We'll make sure to visit you sometimes.
Princess Aria: We're all gonna miss you.
The Coon: We'll miss you too.
DJ Yonder: Good luck back on your home.
Rookie: We'll never forget the fun times we had with you.
Numbuh 1: Space Tree crew, it was an honor to fight alongside you. And to everyone from the Peanuts Gang and the rest, we'll come visit you sometimes.
Numbuh 3: Yeah. We're all gonna miss you.
Sally: We'll miss you too, so this is goodbye for now. Let's go!
All of the ships reentered the domes and the domes, except for the Peanuts dome begin to fly back to Earth while all the other ships and the Space Tree begin to fly back to their respective locations. At the 1:57 mark of the song, Charlie Brown uses all of the wisps powers in his ship to push back the laser and the Final Color Flash charges towards Tenorman's Nega-Wisp Armor.
Scott T: No... No... No!
Ginger Girl: Oh no!
Ginger Boy: Ah!
The power of the wisps from Charlie Brown's ship destroys the armor and Tenorman's plans have finally been stopped and he crashes into his Mecha, which held all the planets before the generators were shut down. The arm from the Space Mom episode flew past them.
Ginger Girl: Looks like I found the arm!
Ginger Boy: Awesome! Now we can...
Scott T: Oh shut up! At least I have one last trick up my sleeve!
He cackles evilly before a big rock hits him and knocks him out. The Peanuts Gang cheered as they won the intergalactic war against Tenorman and his army and the song ends. Charlie Brown returns to his dome.
Sally: I have an awesome brother!
Shermy: Now let's...
They then noticed something else coming their way.
Peppermint Patty: Oh no.
Numbuh 4: What the heck is that?!
It was the Mother Wisp, being brainwashed by Tenorman's negative energy of the wisps. It roars loudly and then just as everyone in the domes were about to enter Earth, they turned them around and saw it.
The Coon: Oh goddamn it! Why can't we win and have a happy ending?!
Card Counter: Looks like we'll have to do one final space fight.
They then rejoined the Peanuts Gang. And then everyone who was about to fly back to their respective location were about to go out of sight, they turned around and saw the Nega-Mother Wisp.
Chance Sureshot: One last time helping the cadets?
Colonel Rawls: Yeah. Let's do this!
Rookie: Everyone, let's go help them!
DJ Yonder: Right!
They begin to fly back to the group and the Nega-Mother Wisps roars loudly. Yacker flies by and starts speaking. Card Counter's tablet begins totranslate what he was saying.
Card Counter: Waugh! Wait up, Yacker!
Ace Savvy: Did you catch what he said?
Card Counter: I... I think it was "Mama"!
Lynn Sr: Guess we'd better go after him!
Royal Flush: Guys... Look!
Pig-Pen: Is that Yacker's mom? She's kinda... Huge!
Lucy (Peanuts): That's what she said! (They all gave her angry glares.) What?
General Disarray: Tenorman must have done something to her!
Lipstick Girl: Still, you'd think there would be a LITTLE more of a resemblance.
General Disarray: Ack! Guys, what should we do?!
Call Girl: First off, don't panic.
Yacker enters the Loud House dome.
Ace Savvy: Ah, Yacker! Where'd you get off to?
Yacker speaks gibberish again.
Card Counter: What?!
Ace Savvy: What'd he say, Lisa?
Card Counter: (Reading from the translator) "Please, stop my mama."
Ace Savvy: So that really is his mom, huh?
Bessie: Are we really going to fight her?
Gwen: Hey, if Yacker wants us to stop her, we'll stop her here.
Charlie Brown: I'll go out there and stop her.
Violet: No! It's too dangerous!
Charlie Brown: I'm sorry, but I have to do this.
Violet: No! Listen here! You could die out there!
Charlie Brown: Why do you care about me all of a sudden?!
Violet: Because even though you're a failure face, you're our failure face, and I don't ever want to think what would happen if you actually died. I mean look at you now. Ever since we had that world tour to find Pig-Pen, you managed to fight your own battles instead of relying on other people to stand up for you.
Lucy (Peanuts): You're one of my best customers at my psychiatry booth. We don't want you to go!
Linus: Look! If he has a plan, he'll tell us.
Charlie Brown: Look. I'll go out there and try to neutralize Yacker's mom. And if I die, I want to tell you that you are some of the greatest friends I have ever had. And Sally, if I don't make it back, tell mom and dad that I love them, and you can take care of Snoopy for me, okay?
Snoopy begins to cry.
Sally: Big Brother!
Charlie Brown: I've got it covered!
Schroeder: We trust you. Now go save Yacker's mom from that negative energy.
Charlie Brown: Okay!
(Play the 2nd Live and Learn Mashup created by RioJ2010 on YouTube for this section.)
Charlie Brown gets on the ship and goes back out into space. The final space battle begins. Nega-Mother Wisp shoots at the ship and he dodges.
The Archer: We gotta help him!
Professor Chaos: Yeah! He needs our help!
Toolshed: It's too dangerous!
Call Girl: Yeah!
Human Kite: We gotta try!
The Coon: Fine.
Everyone from the domes went out into space in their ships and began to fire at the Nega-Mother Wisp without trying to hurt her. Yacker was praying that they save his mother. They continued to battle, but the Nega-Mother Wisp was way too strong.
Charlie Brown: Guys, be careful! She can shoot out powerful orbs!
Bessie: We can see that!
Spike: Watch out!
At the 1:13 mark, they begin to get closer to the Nega-Mother Wisp.
Numbuh 1: Let's do this!
General Disarray: Everyone, get the energy draining machines Card Counter, Marcie and I installed on the ships!
They were all activated and throughout the song, they continued to fight as hard as they can to save the Mother Wisp from the negative energy Tenorman put in her. And at the 3:06 mark, they all begin to fire the energy draining machine.
Charlie Brown: Now! All together!
At the 3:24 mark of the song, they all shot at the Nega-Mother Wisp and began to suck the negative energy.
Card Counter: It's working! Keep it up!
Darcy: Yacker will be so proud of us!
Charlie Brown: I'll take the rest from here.
Bessie: What?!
Charlie Brown: Look. Get back to Earth safely. I try to handle her.
Numbuh 1: Okay. We'll never forget you. And the five of us are gonna get ready to get those Delightful Dorks' cake since their birthday is coming up in a few days.
Charlie Brown: Well, good luck on the mission.
Numbuh 1: We will. Come on, everyone!
They all left and all of the domes, except for the Peanuts dome began to go back to Earth while everyone else began to return to their respective planets and the Space Tree begins to fly back to it's original spot. And Charlie Brown's ship continues to remove the negative energy from the Nega-Mother Wisp.
Charlie Brown: Almost done... And... (All of the negative energy has finally been removed from the Nega-Mother Wisp and she is back to normal. She was happy to be free and flies back to her children.) There... The wisps' mother is safe.
The Wisps cheered.
Lucy (Peanuts): He actually did it!
Shermy: Yo! Expel that energy out into space so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands!
Charlie Brown: Okay.
After expelling the energy, he begins to fly back to his dome and the song ends.
The Nega-Wisp energy hits the The Nega Wisp Armor's negative energy and then the mixture of both energies starts to build and it starts to activate a purple void.
Scott T: Oh, my head. Who turned out the lights?
A floating announcement speaker plays as it is sucked towards the purple void.
Speaker: (Tenorman's Voice) At Scott Tenorman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, you can feel comfortable knowing your safety is our number one priority.
Scott T: Oh, shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
The damaged Tenorman Mobile is sucked towards the purple void after the speaker, Ginger Girl and Ginger Boy are pulled in before it.
A view of the energy can be seen where the purple void gradually grows bigger, destroying the entirety of Tenorman's park. Charlie Brown watches from where his ship was still standing in space and facepalms with a groan.
Charlie Brown: I have to get out of here.
He flies away as the purple void gets larger.
(Play Terminal Velocity Act 2 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for the rest of this section.)
Charlie Brown was flying his ship back to the Peanuts dome, which was about to reach Earth's atmosphere. He was almost there and then the purple void then begins to suck out of it. He tries his hardest to escape it, but to no avail, it sucks him in.
Sally: BIG BROTHER!!!
Snoopy watched in horror as his owner was getting sucked into the purple void.
Lucy (Peanuts): We have to go now!
Sally: I'm not leaving without my big brother!
Shermy: We have to go now or that thing will suck us up as well!
The dome starts to make its way back to Earth as Sally begins to bawl her eyes out.
Charlie Brown floats unconscious in the purple void. A group of a few Wisps, including Yacker and the Mother Wisp, escort him out of the void. He opens his eyes for a bit but then closes them. Back in outer space, a massive number of Wisps appear to stop the purple void from growing any bigger, giving it a white glow. The Wisps that rescued Charlie Brown transported the unconscious boy back down to Earth before returning back to space. He regains consciousness and gives a thumbs up gesture to the Wisps. Everyone who all managed to go back to their respective places arrives via the portal to meet with Charlie Brown. The Loud Siblings and the South Park kids were back to their normal clothing.
Linus: Charlie Brown! Are you okay? Man, I can't believe you made it through that!
Charlie Brown: Me neither.
Sally runs towards him and hugs him.
Sally: Don't you ever scare me again!
Charlie Brown: I won't.
Lincoln: Great job saving the Galaxy, Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown: Thanks, but I had a little help during that last part.
Back in outer space, the Wisps continue to halt the purple void. The numerous Nega-Wisps are seen to transform back into the other regular Wisps. The purple void glows white before finally subsiding, vanishing completely. A group of Wisps quickly visit Earth and Yacker and the Mother Wisp emerge to meet with everyone.
Lisa: Uh, Yacker said, "thank you for saving us."
Charlie Brown: You're welcome. Thank YOU for saving us.
Lisa: He says, "You are welcome".
Stan: That thing's translating pretty good.
Lisa: Yup, I finally got all the kinks out. We can talk to them perfectly now. Oh great. He says "goodbye my friends, we have to go." Just when I got this thing working.
Lincoln: Better late than never, Sis.
Yacker hi fives everyone.
Pig-Pen: Right on!
Frieda: Yeah!
Jason approached Emily.
Emily (2016): I'm not who you want to be.
Jason: I know, but what you are isn't so bad.
She smiles and gives him a hug and then waves goodbye.
Emily (2016): Goodbye everyone!
She then enters a ship and it takes her back to Space so she can be with the Bird people. Yacker then circles them all before leaving with his fellow Wisps towards outer space with the Mother Wisp following him. The cluster of Wisps then split off into the four planets [Sweet Mountain, Planet Wisp, Aquarium Park and Asteroid Coaster] as they disappear. They all nod towards each other as they look towards the sky and then a news van appeared.
Reporter: Breaking news! After several months of their mysterious departure, it seems like we're getting reports that the all of the domes are finally back! They're back, everybody! They're back!
(Play Dog Days Are Over by Florence Plus The Machine for the rest of this final chapter of the story.)
After the interviews, everybody was going back to their normal Earth lives. The honeybees reopened their building for troop meetings. A bunch of camera crews took pictures of them all. They all smile happily as they were all glad to be back home. At the 0:39 mark of the song, Lynn Sr reopens his restaurant and hosts a welcome back to Earth party. Luna's band preforms a celebratory concert to celebrate everybody returning to Earth and then later on, Lynn played a welcome back to Earth soccer game and won it. Everybody was happy to be back to Earth after spending months in space. At the 1:05 mark of the song, the Peanuts Gang were all greeted by all of their friends at school, who hosted a Welcome Back to Earth event. Charlie Brown was now being honored for stopping Tenorman in Space and he smiled. But it wasn't only school celebrating the Welcome Back to Earth event. At the 1:17 mark of the song, all of the students in South Park Elementary cheered as all of their friends entered. Bebe and Red hugged Wendy and Pip held hands with Allie. Dougie kisses Karen and Butters puts his trophy from the Space Race in the trophy cabinet. At the 1:49 mark, Jason visits Emily's grave after school and puts flowers on it. He was upset over losing his Emily, but his friends comfort him and he smiles. And then at Kyle is at his house watching TV until he hears a knock on the door. He then answers it and to his surprise, it was Chef, who was revived.
Chef: Hello Kyle. Damien brought me back to life.
At the 2:16 mark of the song, Kyle was shocked and happy tears came out of his eyes.
Stan: Hey Kyle. Who was at the... (He, Cartman and Kenny saw Chef.) Chef?
Chef: Yeah Children. I'm back.
They all began to cry and hug Chef.
Stan: We missed you, Chef.
Chef: I missed you too, Children.
Damien watched it from across the street.
Damien: Maybe using my powers for good isn't so bad after all. Glad I got the members of that club arrested.
He leaves and the it shows Tom and Jerry partying with their friends and then it shows the Space Tree crew living peacefully and 2016 Emily hugging the members of the birds, and then it shows Sector V in their Treehouse relaxing and playing video games together, and then it shows everyone in the Kids Next Door moonbase celebrating their victory against Tenorman, and then it shows Princess Aria kissing Alex and it shows all of the wisps living happily on Planet Wisp and all of Fortnite, Fall Guys and Among Us characters hanging out and chatting on Fortnite Island. A few nights later, all of them except for the wisps came to South Park and visited them from space.
DJ Yonder: You guys ready to party?
Randy: Hell yeah!
At the 3:06 mark of the song, everybody who appeared in this fanfic were all dancing to the song in the school gymnasium happily. Jenny convinced Damien to dance and he does. Everybody was having a really happy ending. And near the end of the song, Snoopy and the dogs howled happily. Numbuh 3 screams of joy followed by Bessie, who also screams of joy. Sally jumps for joy and Cartman was the most happy one.
Cartman: THIS IS THE GREATEST PARTY EVER!!!
Everybody continues to party throughout the night and then shows Earth and the text says The End pops up, ending the story.
End Credits Songs:
Reach for the Stars (Rainbow Mix) from Sonic Colors Ultimate
Surrender by Cheap Trick
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
I Will Dare by The Replacements
The story's not over yet. There are 2 epilogues, so stay tuned for those.