Chris Hansen, host of To Catch a Predator, comes face to face with The Cat in the Hat and gets involved in the most bizarre deal that later leads up in developing an advanced level of capturing online predators.

when sallies mom and Conrad are at a dentist apointment sally is left at home alone after getting a weird package that has her name on it that has a bottle in it which sally drinks and grows into a ginormous giant and gets stuck in her house

A tiny poem

Cat in the hat commiserates about being hit in the genitals

After Sally refuses anal sex from her brother, he locks her in the basement. Contains rape, drugs, incest, torture, and abuse.

Ok this story is NOT about CAT IN THE HAT. I had to pick CAT IN THE HAT category because there was no category for JUST cats. LOL. (-;

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You're favorite cat is back, but not alone this time. He lives with a family. They are called: The cats in the Hats. Enjoy this fantastical Dr. Seuss fan fiction.