Disclaimer: This episode took place on December 31st, 2023.
Episode 45: Welcome to the Space Jam
The Space Tree's Female Basketball team are practicing. Lynn preforms a slam dunk.
Lynn: Now that's what I call a slam dunk!
Wendy: Good job, Lynn.
Lynn: Thanks. I call that the Lynn Loud Junior winning slam dunk!
Gwen: That's nice.
Peppermint Patty: Anyone notice that you two have the same exact voice?
Gwen: Yeah. People have been saying that a lot.
Chance Sureshot: I'm glad we decided to have a female basketball team here.
Colonel Rawls: Yeah. These girls are the greatest basketball players in the galaxy.
Recap Robot: Even though one of them is a cat, they're still a really good roster.
Toots: That's a good practice.
Toothpick Sally: (Blows a whistle) That's enough practice for today.
Wendy: Thanks for agreeing to be our coach, Toothpick Sally.
Toothpick Sally: No problem. As long as we keep practicing, nothing's gonna stop us!
Space Tree Personnel: (Enters) Colonel, some small aliens broke into the Space Tree.
Colonel Rawls: What?! I thought I told those maggots to upgrade the defense and security systems!
Space Tree Personnel: Oh crap! They're here!
The aliens enter and they are revealed to be the Monstars from Space Jam, but in their Nerdlucks forms.
Pound: Hello there!
Gwen: Aw no! It's those assholes who tried to kidnap all the Looney Tunes characters!
Peppermint Patty: What are you doing here?!
Bang: We're here to take over this Space Tree!
Colonel Rawls: Oh no! You're not taking over my space station! Now all of you leave before I send you... (Pound aims his gun at him.) You don't scare me!
Peppermint Patty: Look! You're not gonna enslave any of us or try to kidnap us, now get out!
Bupkus: No wait! Not until... Wait, are you practicing basketball?
Toots: That's none of your business!
Toothpick Sally: Yeah! And what makes you think you have the right to break into our Space Station?!
Blanko: We were gonna enslave you all and take over this space station, but we now challenge you to a basketball game!
Nawt: If we win, we will enslave all of you on this space station and blow up all of your domes!
Colonel Rawls: What?!
Pound: But if you win, we will leave and never come back to your Space Tree ever again and we'll give up on enslaving everyone in the Galaxy. Do you accept our challenge and do we have a deal?
Wendy: Well... We...
Lynn: Challenge accepted and it's a deal!
Colonel Rawls: Lynn Loud Jr, what are you doing?!
Pound: Then it's settled! See you tonight! Make sure you practice because we're gonna win!
They all laughed and left the room.
Colonel Rawls: Do you have any idea on what you've done?!
Lynn: Relax. Those small fries can't win.
Wendy: I watched their movie. They can mutate into Big Monsters!
Lynn: Oh... I didn't think of that.
Colonel Rawls: Okay. All of you need to practice for tonight's game. The fate of the Space Tree depends on you.
Toothpick Sally: Girls, we're gonna practice as hard as we can. Now let's go beat those Monstars!
Girls: Yeah!
(Play Are You That Somebody by Aaliyah for this section.)
The girls are practicing for the basketball game against the monsters. Gwen passes the ball to Lynn and she performs a slam dunk. Lynn then passes the ball to Wendy and she dribbles it and passes it to Toots and those tosses the ball into the net.
Toothpick Sally: If we want to beat those aliens, we have to practice hard. We can't let the future of our precious Space Tree be in jeopardy by them! The fate of our beloved space station is on you. Now let's continue this training!
Girls: Yeah!
Gwen dribbles the ball and throws it into the hoop. Peppermint Patty practices her two pointers with Lynn. Wendy and Toots practice their two pointers with each other as well. Hours later, they are all watching Space Jam and seeing how Michael Jordan and the Tune Squad defeated the Monstars in the movie. They continued practicing the moves made in the movie. After practicing, they were all ready.
Gwen: We're ready. Now let's... (She slips and falls, twisting her ankle.) Ah! Damn it!
The song abruptly ended.
Wendy: Are you okay?!
Gwen: I twisted my ankle, and it fucking hurts!
Peppermint Patty: Oh no. We have to find a sub. Do you guys know anyone else who's good at basketball?
Lynn: I do know one.
Wendy: Who is it?
Bessie was subbing for Gwen and threw the ball into the hoop.
Bessie: I earned my basketball badge back on Earth.
Lynn: We're screwed.
Wendy: She's actually pretty good.
Bessie: Let's continue practicing.
Toothpick Sally: It's one hour before the game, so we have time. After that, we have to head to the top of the Space Tree because they're a basketball court there and everyone in the Galaxy's gonna be watching.
Lynn: Okay. Let's do this.
One Hour Later, it was time for the game to play.
Announcer: Welcome to the Interstation Basketball game! It's Space Tree Vs The Monstars! Last time we saw the Monstars, they had a humiliating defeat against Tune Squad. Will they have a different result against Space Tree on their home turf, or will they suffer another humiliating loss?
In the locker room, the girls are getting ready.
Toothpick Sally: Remember what we practiced for. We are gonna kick those Monstars' asses and send them packing! If Tune Squad can beat them, so can we! Now let's do this!
Girls: Yeah!
Bessie: Get well soon, Gwen.
Gwen: Ugh... Just don't lose it for us, Stinkinbottom!
The crowd was cheering from outside.
Wendy: Wish us luck.
Gwen: I will.
(Play Bad by Michael Jackson for this short part.)
The Nerdlucks, who are now Monstars, enter the court with their line up.
Pound: Get ready to feel the pain!
Bang: We're gonna take over this Space Tree when we win!
The crowd boos at them.
Nawt: Boo all you want, we are going to win this and we're gonna take over this station. We're gonna win this for Space Bush!
Colonel Rawls: Space Bush?!
Tanner: I let them move in with me and they're apart of my crew!
He laughs and Rawls is angry.
Colonel Rawls: That's low, even for you, Tanner!
Stan: Look! They're coming out.
(Play Space Jam by the Quad City DJ's for the rest of this section.)
The girls from the Space Tree basketball team enter the court in slow motion. The Monstars saw them and they see that they look determined to win. Lynn gives a smirk on her face.
Lynn Sr: You got this, Junior!
Ike: Let's go, Wendy!
Shelly: You turds better win this!
The referee approaches them with the ball and throws it to the girls.
Referee: And play ball!
At the 0:32 mark of the song, they start playing the game. The crowd cheers as the game got started Lynn passes the ball to Wendy. The Monstars attempt to grab her before she scored some points for her team. The crowd cheered as they continue to score points for them. The score was now 15-0 with the Space Tree leading. The Monstars began to score points by taking the ball from Toots. After the 1st quarter, it was 15-14 with Space Tree still leading. And then in the 2nd quarter, Bessie was trying to shoot a hoop, but Pound literally pounds her and she wasn't able to see due to her glasses being knocked off. He then shoot several hoops, while the crowd was booing. After the 2nd quarter, it was 39-15 with the Monstars now leading.
Bang: You might as well give up now!
The Monstars all laugh hard and the girls were angry. The 3rd quarter start, and the girls began to score more points against the Monstars. They continue to shoot more hoops and score 24 more points. After the 3rd quarter, the score was tied 39 each for both teams. The 4th quarter began with both teams taking teams to score points.
Cartman: Kick their asses!
Spike: You got this!
Lincoln: Come on, Lynn! We're rooting for you!
Portia: I hate those Monstars, so beat them already!
Tom whistles romantically as he sees Toots, much to Jerry's disgust. It was 2 minutes left in the game and the girls behind by one point it was 49-48. They are now trying to shoot the hoops, but both teams is starting to ruin each other's shots. The girls managed to score again, but only one point. It was tied 49 each with 30 seconds left to go in the game.
A few minutes later, it was almost 10 seconds left in the game.
Blanko: We're not gonna lose to a bunch of stupid girls!
Pound: Yeah! Let's win this!
They attempt to start playing dirty and they steal the ball from the girls. Bessie pushes the ball away and then Toots grabs it. She attempts to shoot it in the Monstars' hoop, but they blocked it. They then slam Bessie into the ground, shocking everyone and the timer hits zero and it was time to go into overtime.
Hilary: Oh no!
Lynn: Timeout!
The referee blows his whistle.
Wendy: Are you okay, Bessie?
Bessie: Ah... I don't think I'll be able to play overtime.
Toothpick Sally: What they did was against the rules! They're not supposed to injure players from the opposing team! Don't worry. The paramedics are on their way.
Bessie: Okay Coach.
Toots: How are we going win this? We need a replacement or we're gonna have to forfeit.
Wendy: But if we forfeit, we'll lose and they'll enslave everyone in the Space Tree!
Gwen: Not if I have anything to say about it! (She enters hopping with a twisted ankle.) My ankle may be twisted, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna make the game winning shot! Put me in, Coach?
Toothpick Sally: Are you sure? I don't want you worsening your injury.
Gwen: Yes I'm sure. I can do this.
Peppermint Patty: I guess we have no other choice. Let's do it.
Toothpick Sally: Fine. Let's do it.
(Play Hey There, Nice Shot by Filter for this section and skip to 3:33.)
The referee blows his whistle and they play ball again. Peppermint Patty tosses the ball to Gwen. She hops while dribbling the ball. One of the monstars try to grab her, but she throws it to Wendy. Wendy then dribbles with it.
Colonel Rawls: Beat those Monstars so Space Bush will lose!
Tanner: Get them, Monstars!
The girls continue to pass the ball to each other until Gwen was about to make the game winning shot.
Tobias: Come on, Sis!
Johnny: Toughen out that ankle injury and win it!
Near the end of the song, everything is in slow motion and she she jumps and is about to make a slam dunk to win the game, but Bupkus grabs her and she throws the ball into the hoop. The ball begins to the wobble on the net. Everybody was biting their fingers hoping to the ball would go in the net. Tanner was hoping the ball would fall. The ball falls into the hoop and Space Tree wins the game!
Announcer: Space Tree wins!
The song ends as the crowd cheers.
Colonel Rawls: Take that, Tanner!
Tanner: Ugh! This isn't over!
He leaves.
Peppermint Patty: Remember our deal? Now get out!
They aim their guns at them.
Pound: We lied! We're gonna enslave you!
Gwen: We had a deal!
Nawt: Well, we were gonna do it anyway even if you lost, now surrender or we will...
A pregnant woman kicks them all from behind and blasts all of them with her laser gun.
Colonel Rawls: Charlene?
Charlene: Rawls?
Ben: Wait a second. That's Charlene?
(Play Brandy [You're a Fine Girl] by Looking Glass for the rest of this section and skip to 0:11.)
Rawls approached her.
Colonel Rawls: Thanks for the rescue.
Charlene: You're welcome. My ex-husband left me and I came here to find you. And I would like to ask you something. (She pulls out her wedding ring.) Will you marry me?
Sally: Aw!
Colonel Rawls: Charlene, I didn't know what to say... I'm just kidding. Yes. I will marry you!
Charlene: Okay. Let's have our wedding in a few days. Oh, and I'm pregnant and the baby could come out sometime in January, since 2023 will be over in an hour.
Colonel Rawls: Okay.
At the 0:38 mark of the song, they both shared a kiss.
Crowd: Aw!
Colonel Rawls: Let's watch the ball drop on TV. It's about to happen on Earth in New York City.
Charlene: Okay.
They both held hands and left the court and the song ends.
The Monstars are in a prison ship are about to go to space jail.
Harrison Yates: We'll take these monsters to a nearby prison in space.
Lynn: Thanks.
Harrison Yates: You're welcome. Come on. Let's take these freaks to prison where they belong!
The police ship flies out of the Space Tree with the Monstars in handcuffs.
Pound: This isn't over! We will have our revenge!
Lynn: I'm not gonna miss those annoying guys.
Peppermint Patty: Me neither.
Sally: Guys, the ball is about to drop!
They enter the barracks and are watching the ball drop.
Linus: Here it comes!
Everyone: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Everyone cheered and all the couples shared a kiss.
Lucy (Peanuts): Let's hope 2024 doesn't suck.
Butters: We'll have to wait and see.
Snoopy blows a noisemaker and laughs.
Stay tuned for episode 46.