Chapter 1: Welcome to Hell SquarePants

"We open in Bikini Bottom at the Krusty Krab"

French Narrtor: Ah the Krusty Krab, home of the delicious Krabby Patty with all its greatness and sweetness.

Squidward: Sponegbob are those orders finished?

SpongeBob: Aannndd done. You know can't rush such masterpieces Squidward.

Squidward: You're not being paid for-

"Suddenly the door to Mr. Krabs's office is knocked as plankton attempts to steal the secret formula."

Mr. Krabs: Get back here Plankton!

Plankton: (evil laughter) oh not this time Krabs. Because I've got a surprise for you (pushes button and activates a portal pulling all those in) Success! Wait, oh no I should have bought my anti gra- (screams as he's being pulled into the portal)

"Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and Spongebob and Mr. Krabs all scream as they are pulled into the portal. And they end up in a place rather unexpected… in Hell. But not exactly the Hell you think."

Patrick: Whoa. Um guys where are we?

Squidward: You tell me, it looks like we ended up on the other side of the ocean.

Sandy: This doesn't look like the ocean to me.

Mr. Krabs: Well thanks a lot Sheldon, now we're stuck here because of you!

Plankton: Hey I ran simulations and the results should not have pulled me here!

SpongeBob: Ok ok look everyone we just need to find our way back to Bikini Bottom

Squidward: How exactly? We have no idea what this place is.

Sinner 1: You're in Hell dumb (dolphin sound)

Squidward: Well excuse yourself for that kind of language.

SpongeBob: never mind that Squidward.

Squidward: Never mind that? That person just said we're in Hell as in the afterlife SpongeBob.

Sandy: But wait we're alive not dead.

Patrick: So you can live in the afterlife?

Plankton: No you idiot that's not how death works

SpongeBob: Well if what that person said is true we gotta find a way back still. But now we should find a place to rest.

Patrick: Where (a piece of paper flys into Patricks's face.) Hmm? Hey guys look there's a paper with a hotel on it.

SpongeBob: let me see, (looks at the paper) ohh this looks like a great place Patrick. Everyone off to the Hazbin hotel!

"40 minutes the gang arrives at the Hazbin Hotel"

SpongeBob: This must be it. (Opens doors) Hello?

Charlie: (happy gasp in excitement) Hi there I'm Charlie, I'm the founder and owner of the Hazbin Hotel, will you stay with us for a while on the path of redemption?

SpongeBob: Well it's nice to you Charlie, I'm SpongeBob. And funny story but where me and friends come from. We're not really from here.

Charlie: What do you mean?

SpongeBob: Long story short, we were dragged and pulled into a portal and into this dimension.

Mr. Krabs: thanks to this fool here.

Plankton: Hey!

Charlie: oh, so you're from another world?

SpongeBob: Yes

Charlie: Well then SpongeBob you're stuck here for a while you're always welcome here.

SpongeBob: Well thank you Charlie, we will be. Anyway there are my friends, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Plankton

Charlie: Wow SpongeBob you've got quite a group of friends. Well then come on let me show you everyone else. Oh and I'm the princess of hell by the way.

SpongeBob: woah a princess that sounds amazing Charlie.

Charlie: (chuckles) You're a fun person SpongeBob, I can see some similarities between you and I. So this is Vaggie she's my girlfriend.

SpongeBob: well nice to meet you Vaggie.

Vaggie: You seem very positive Square guy

Plankton: Well at least I'm not the only one with one eye. Plus that one is very lucky to be dating a princess.

"Nifty approaches plankton."

Nifty: ohhhh a cockroach and a new bad boy

Plankton: wait what?

Nifty: (pulls knife)

Plankton: (runs and screams) I'm not a cockroach!

Mr. Krabs: alright that's enough little one! There's no need to stab this tiny one.

Charlie: oh sorry there, this is Nfity, she's the hotel's cleaning maid.

"Angel Dust walks in"

Angel Dust: what's all the- (notices the new guests but more importantly Squidward) Well hey there Squid Sugar.

Squidward: Excuse me, I'm an octopus.

Angel Dust: don't matter to me baby, why don't you say you and I have some fun?

Squidward: and whatever that "fun" is I'm not interested.

Angel Dust: you sure? Because who knows what could happen with those-

Squidward: (pushes Angel gently) guess you neve learned about personal space.

Charlie: Now this is Angel Dust he is actually our first guest to come here.

SpongeBob: why is he so close to Squidward?

Charlie: Because (whispers to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: (shocked and surprised) well that is just gross.

"Alastor appears"

Alastor: Well my my it seems we have new guests joining us. The name is Alastor to all new guests.

Mr. Krabs: Wow. You look like the kind of guy who does those old radio shows.

Alastor: Indeed I am. Would you like to join some time Mr?

Mr Krabs: Krabs, Eugene H. Krabs Alastor.

"Husker shows up"

Husker: The hell going on?

Patrick: (gasp) is that a sea kitten?

Husker: a sea what- (gets hugged by Patrick)

Patrick: I've always wanted to have one of you sea kittens.

Husker: I ain't no goddamn sea kitten.

Charlie: and this is husk or husker he's our bartender.

"Sir Pentious shows up"

Sir Pentious; what's all the recklessness here? Oh new guests, well then today if anyone wants to volunteer or help me with my new inventions I'd be glad.

Sandy: new inventions ya say? What kind?

Sir pentious: some for battle, and some for technology and others would you be curious?

Sandy: Sure thing, snake boy.

Charlie: I gotta say SpongeBob im really happy for how your friends are getting really good along with the others.

SpongeBob: yep. This is going to be an interesting stay for a while.

French narrator: And so starts a new chapter for SpongeBob in another dimension.

End of Chapter 1