Rich Widow, Dorothy Hornbeck (Margaret Dumont) is to marry scam artists Mr. Bard (Sig Ruman) but her young Niece knows something is wrong with the whole thing. She seeks the help of a Marvin H. Wink. Wink wants the money as well but ends up with more than that. My first story of this kind. No Zeppo.

In 1935 a 20 year old girl named Amelia is a house maid in a New York Boarding House. She is so upset with everyone that she wants so badly to leave. Harpo Marx is her Guardian Angel, and they fall in love.

Madea has no choice but to go back to school. Her other option was jail. She doesn't think it will be that difficult but boy she was wrong. Join her on her journey of one day at school.

Story about the life of the Marx Brothers Harpo's POV with the addition of Molly Padlock. Perfectly understandable, even if you've never heard of the Marxes before.

Nine-year-old Norah, worrisome and precocious, lives a boring and sheltered life until she meets Dusty, whom she is convinced is her savoir from God. She now must keep an angel a secret.

Herschel K. Snowsell has a daughter who keeps falling asleep at the most innapropriate times, and there's nothing they or Icilio can do to fix her.

Groucho is Dr. Everett Q. Wishtison, a psychologist who's looking to make a living. His old rival Gunther Ransem is out for revenge, but with the help of his employees Julio Holigelato, Silent Bob, and Frank, he somehow survives.

Chico is hired by a wealthy businessman to become a fish vendor. Needless to say, it goes horribly wrong. Chapter 2 Up!

Everyone is gathered at a spooky mansion for a friendly game of Murder. But it turns out to be not-so-friendly when there is a real killer on the loose! Join the brothers in their amusing antics as they solve the mystery, or die trying!

The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.

1940's detectiveGroucho is baffled by this humorous case. This was written by my younger brother who cannot register yet. I will forward all reviews to him...hint hint REVIEW!

Maxwell Quincy (Groucho) sets out to steal a giant diamond before the local Thieves' Guild can. (Sorry, no Harpo, Chico, or Zeppo.)

Captain Spaulding finds a harp in the Amazon rainforest... what strange powers it has! Very AU the characters aren't funny/silly. Rated PG for... a tragic death. Please R/R!