Chapter 1: A Boring Battle
Samurai Sammy: DANG IT! WHY DO YOU KEEP USING YOUR GOSH DARN RELICS?!
Theodore Swords: because you can literally kill me with a slash, I'm storing your powers for stronger enemies!
Samurai Sammy: THERE IS NO STRONGER ENEMIES! I AM LITERALLY THE STRONGEST IN THIS GALAXY!
Theodore Swords: fine, I'll go back to my kingdom, ONLY! If you can defeat me in an awesome and super epic duel!
Samurai Sammy: So a death wish?
Theodore Swords: W-WHAT? NO! I MEAN I CAN USE THE RELICS NOW!
Samurai Sammy: you know the only way to use relics is them being activated by the frog wizard?
Theodore Swords: yeah, yeah im not dumb! Ohhh, FROG WIZARD WITH YOUR HEAVENLY POWERS COME FROM YOUR GALAXY AND GRANT ME MY POWERS!
Samurai Sammy: that can't work, there are sound borders in between the galaxy split!
Theodore Swords: oh, well whatever, i'll just summon the sword-lord! MWAH HA HA HA!
To be continued….