Sexual content ahead, but only like, in the last 25% of the chapter. This one actually progresses the story, it's not shameless smut like the last one. Unfortunately. Sexual tags at the end of chapter.
"Surprise!" Both Rin and Shizune exclaimed as Obito opened the door, Shizune with two big bottles of sake and Rin carrying heavy packs of beers.
"Well, hello there. Need help with those?" He waved the girls hello as they bardged inside the apartment uninvited as if they owned the place.
"No, thanks Obito, just open the fridge for us please?" He decided to help the girls to put everything inside the fridge, because they looked like they were planning a party for 50 people.
As they laughed and talked about nothing at all, he shrugged and gave up understanding why Rin and Shizune were over. Rin often came unannounced, apparently she and Kakashi were close, and were Obito only a little bit more jealous he'd get very worked up over their close relationship. So he tried to calm his nerves and remind himself that Kakashi, like Obito (and even like Rin), was strictly gay, so obviously nothing would happen between them..
Kakashi lazily got out of the bedroom where he was putting on some clothes after they showered, saying hello to them.
"Ma, Rin, were you evicted? Is this why you're here today again?"
His smirk was so gorgeous, Kakashi just had to flash that smile and Obito would let him get away with any teasing. And he was handsome when he wore his hair slicked down from their shower, it made him look so serious and mature, Obito liked to imagine Kakashi as a big shot CEO sometimes, in a three piece dark blue suit, shiny shoes and a cigarette on his mouth… he'd look so smart and powerful and honestly Obito would let CEO Kakashi dominate him as much as he wanted.
"Shut up Bakashi!" Rin exclaimed and Obito had to hug his belly from laughing so hard.
"Why are you calling me Bakashi now?! Obito! Why did you have to tell her?!" Kakashi whined as the girls continued to stock their fridge with the alcohol.
"Your boyfriend is a genius, Bakashi." Shizune agreed, laughing as Obito nodded to her, as this nickname was indeed his best creation to date.
Obito gathered himself to ask the girls why they were here. "Not that I'm not thrilled in seeing you pretty ladies-"
"Boo! Asskisser!" Kakashi was howling in the back while they tried to talk.
"-but what brings you two here today?" Obito finally asked when they were done putting everything inside and were opening four cans of beer for them.
"We decided that we should take our mentorship with Tsunade-sensei one step further."
"And get initiated in alcoholism." Shizune completed Rin's sentence and Obito could clearly see what Kakashi was always talking about, how they should just ask the other out because, honestly, they were already acting like a couple most of the time.
Obito wondered if he and Kakashi were like that too before they started dating, after all, they both had been pining for each other even before they got together. No, probably not. Were they?
"Finally some high level education I can get behind!" Kakashi reached for a beer and Obito decided to go open the sake to mix with it.
As he got to know Kakashi better over the last months, Obito found out he didn't like sake because of the strong smell, due to his sensitive nose. So Obito taught him the trick of adding sake to regular beer to make it stronger and now his boyfriend with zero alcohol tolerance had found a new favorite drink. That made for some very cute drunk Kakashi moments.
"Do you guys have any snacks?" Rin demanded as she opened all the cupboards in search of the squid chips Kakashi liked.
Truth is: it didn't matter why Rin and Shizune were here, friends were friends and Obito loved hanging out with people. He'd gotten close with Rin, with meeting her almost every week when she visited Kakashi's place to get his exams. She was fun and sweet, and most of all, she worried about Kakashi, and that's something they both had in common.
"I'm happy you guys are here, alcoholism or not. Kampai!"
"Obito is so sappy!" Kakashi snickered and everybody laughed at his expense before Obito kissed that smirk out of Kakashi's face with a kiss that tasted of sake and beer, and the girls wolf-whistling in the background.
At some point in the middle of the night, a great tragedy hit them.
"Shit!" Kakashi was half outraged, half grieving.
"What?"
"We're out of snacks!" Kakashi cutely whined as if the lack of snacks was a terrible curse to befall on them.
"It's ok, I'll go buy some more!" Shizune offered as she quickly got to her feet.
Drunk Shizune only made for an even happier, more energetic Shizune. Where all this energy was coming from, Obito didn't know. When she got here she looked exhausted, but now she was already skipping through the living room to the genkan and trying to put on her sandals, which impressed Obito, because with how much they'd been drinking, she should be at least swaying a bit already.
"No! Shizune! Kakashi should go!" Rin interjected and pushed Kakashi forward.
"Why me?!"
"Because you're the host, you're supposed to have enough snacks for everybody."
"Not fair! I didn't know you were coming!"
Obito got to his feet ready to save his boyfriend from such trials. "I'll go with Shizune 'Kashi, relax."
"No! Obito stays! Obito, he'll never learn if you keep spoiling him." Rin whispered to him, or at least tried to, she was too drunk and slurring words together in her normal voice even though she was certain she was whispering, a hand over her mouth and all.
"Rin is so mean!" Kakashi could only whine as Shizune pulled him to the genkan to put on his shoes and Rin held on to Obito's sleeve from where she was seated on the floor, making him bend awkwardly to her direction.
"C'mon Kakashi, the convenience store it's just two blocks from here." Shizune sang all excited and ready to go buy some more food with arms locked with a depressed Kakashi and closing the door behind them.
"Oh Rin, you're too hard on him." Obito complained as he gave up and returned to his designated spot on the floor.
"And you're too soft!" Rin exclaimed in outrage, taking a swing at her own can of beer. "Ok, Obito, seriously now. How did you get Kakashi to date you?"
"What? Wait- what?" Obito almost got whiplash from the change of subjects.
"Look, I need help with Shizune, so I want to know how you convinced Kakashi to go out with you. C'mon, help a girl out."
Obito looked back on the door through which Shizune had just disappeared with Kakashi, and now he finally understood Rin's real intentions in trying to be alone with him, or even coming all the way here in the first place to get drunk off her ass. Traumatizing flashbacks crossed through his mind, about the agony that Obito put both himself and Kakashi through when he blurted out his feelings unthinking, and he decided against telling Rin about it.
"Isn't it better to ask Kakashi?" Obito scratched the back of his neck praying that Rin would drop the subject.
"He won't tell me about it! He keeps saying it's a secret!" At least Obito and Kakashi both agreed they shouldn't tell Rin how it really happened. Not that he was ashamed of it or anything, it's just that… it was much less romantic than it sounded like.
"He must have a good reason for not telling you."
"What?! Obito!" Rin whined and slapped her hands on the floor like a five year old but Obito wasn't giving in.
"Sorry Rin."
"Oh my god!" Rin's face paled as she stared at Obito in realization of something. "Did you do something stupid? Or was it a weird sex thing?"
"What? No! Not a weird sex thing, it was just something stupid!" Obito wanted to bite his tongue as soon as he yelled in denial. Rin just pointed at him in mockery.
"Ha! I knew it! What happened?"
"Argh. Well…" Shit, now Rin wouldn't let him off the hook, and there was no way to tell that story without Obito sounding either a loser or a prick. Or both. "I confessed to him… by… accident?"
"How can someone do that by accident? Confessing it's like, super hard to do." Rin groaned and frowned in annoyance.
"I know! It just happened, ok?!"
"Shit, this is useless, I thought you were gonna give me some pointers or whatever!"
"I don't know Rin, there's no pointers here, I just lucked out!"
"I know!" She whined, slapping the floor again in a childish manner, both of them were exasperated. "You two are so lucky, I just want a girlfriend and a relationship like you two! Is that too much to ask?!"
"C'mon Rin, it's not like that, you'll get a girlfriend and-"
"Not a girlfriend, I want Shizune." Rin raised a finger correcting him, and he just rolled his eyes, but corrected himself.
"You'll get Shizune to date you and everything will work out, you'll see!"
Rin just hugged her knees and buried her face in her arms in defeat. "I hate you. I hate you two, you look like the perfect happy couple, it's annoying."
"C'mon that was uncalled for." Obito smiled apologetically at her, rubbing the back of his hair again.
"I swear I envy you two so much! Like, you're too good for Kakashi, what do you even see in him?!"
"Is that a trick question?" He even looked around, thinking that maybe Kakashi was already back and hiding in behind some furniture listening in on them, and Rin was testing him.
"I'm serious, he's just a weirdo with attachment issues and you're a perfectly functional human being, c'mon! Are your standards that low?"
"Hey, watch your mouth to talk about my boyfriend!" Obito pointed his finger at Rin in warning, he wouldn't take this kind of talk, but Rin just rolled her eyes.
"I'm practically his sister Obito, I know him, get outta my face. Why would you even like him?"
He couldn't believe this shit. He was gonna talk to Kakashi later for him to get better friends. He wouldn't let Rin trash-talk his boyfriend like that.
"Well, he's great, he's kind, he cares a lot, he doesn't show it often, but Kakashi's super affectionate with the people he cares about, and he's shy about talking feelings and getting touchy feely, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care! Also, he always gives 110% on everything he does, he never half ass anything, well, maybe except his paperwork. He helps at the shelter and is super good with kids, that's husband material right there. He also has a great memory, and he asks stuff about people and then remembers every detail about them is insane, and-" He saw a mischievous grin spreading across Rin's face and he interrupted himself. "What?!'
Her grin only grew bigger at his exclamation. "Geez Obito, you're really whipped aren't you?!"
"Shut up, you were the one bad mouthing my boyfriend."
She slapped his shoulder in a condescending way as if he'd just said something incredibly stupid. "I'm almost like his older sister, it's my job description to talk trash about Kakashi."
"Well, I won't listen to it." Obito crossed his arms over his chest with finality.
"You know this was a test right?"
"What?!" He snapped at her filled with outrage. So this was a test! He knew it! But shit that was so unfair of her. He totally fell for Rin's act, she really was Kakashi's friend with teasing him that hard while keeping a straight face. Great, that's the last thing he needed, two Kakashis teasing him. No wait. Two Kakashis would be awesome, especially during- oh god, better to stay away from such impure thoughts.
"I wanted to see if you'd say something, idiot. But damn, you really are good for him."
"Yeah, of course I am- I mean, of course I try to be." He corrected himself. He could only hope he'd be good enough for Kakashi.
"I know. He's even sleeping now. I can tell."
Obito could tell too, the rings under Kakashi's eyes were no longer purple, though some of the skin was permanently tinted regardless of how much he slept, Kakashi also had more disposition to get out of the apartment and do stuff with Obito, he didn't yawn so much anymore, though yawning Kakashi looks super cute, almost like a cat. Obito was pretty happy to have a positive impact on Kakashi's life like that, he says Obito's scent helped him a lot.
"He told me he used to have trouble sleeping."
Rin snorted skeptically at his comment. "He doesn't have trouble sleeping, Obito. Kakashi has night terrors, he even had sleep paralysis and somnambulism for some time when we were young."
"What?!"
"Yes, we used to sleep in the same room, I know what I'm talking about. Almost every night he would wake up screaming from his nightmares, and it would take him a lot of time to get back into reality." Obito was shocked. He had never heard about this before, he'd never seen Kakashi like that when they slept together, whether they were boyfriend or just friends. "He'd talk to you as if you were a character in his dream, it was really weird, and he'd attack people trying to help him. I still have a scar from the stab wound he gave me with some scissors."
"What the fuck?!" Obito's eyes grew impossibly big at that. This was some serious stuff, this wasn't I'm-a-night-owl-and-like-to-play-games-late-at-night stuff as Kakashi tried to pass as, this was some medical-issues-that-need-therapy-and-pills stuff.
"I'm serious, look." Rin brought her hand to her t-shirt's collar and pushed it down where Obito could see a silvery line beginning on her first ribs, below her collar bone and he paled.
"Kakashi did that?"
"No." She stated defensively, sending Obito a nasty glare. "Sleeping Kakashi did that, Kakashi never did anything wrong."
"I get it, it's just… wow. He never told me that." Obito didn't know how to react.
Rin just shrugged as if she'd told him about what her day was like, not something important about Kakashi. "Of course not, most of it is gone now, besides, he never opens up about his problems to anybody."
"I know, but still, I never saw anything like that when sleeping with him."
Rin groaned and combed her hands through her hair in an annoyed manner. "Yeah, because besides your scent, he learned to deal with it. He says that the best way to get this shit under control is to not sleep, like, ever."
That… actually made a lot of things click on Obito's head from what he knew about Kakashi. The insane amounts of coffee and energy drinks, the playing all night, even the sleeping before even hitting the mattress. Obito never thought much about it, he thought Kakashi was just your regular insomniac, and let's be honest, who didn't have any trouble sleeping in this day and age? He never thought it was this bad.
"But he just says that he just never gets sleepy. You're saying he stays awake because he wants to?" He felt guilty for not noticing it before, he wished he could do something more to help.
"He's always saying he should just stop being an idiot, and that he's shameless for not going to bed earlier, but the truth is he just doesn't like going to bed unless he's completely exhausted, he told me before that it helps him with his nightmares."
Rin sighed as they both looked to the floor in thought. Kakashi really was always saying that. Almost as if blaming himself for his problems when clearly it wasn't in his power to do much about it, except maybe go look for professional help. Idiot.
"Rin… this is insane, he never told me about it." Obito whispered to her, feeling too sober suddenly.
"You know what he's like. He's an idiot. He won't let you help until he's about to fall dead."
"He really is an idiot." Obito shook his head annoyed at Kakashi's antics. He didn't know if it was pride, not wanting to look weak or just not wanting to bother anyone, but this habit of his was a real pain in the ass. "Butwhydoes he have those issues with sleep?"
"He started getting them when his father died."
"Oh…" Obito didn't know what to say but Rin just groaned and rolled her eyes looking annoyed again.
"I now see he didn't tell you anything about uncle Sakumo, great." He never knew this was Kakashi's father's name. Hatake Sakumo. Sounded really cool. Obito wished Kakashi would trust him more to talk about this. He felt a pang in his chest but he knew it was Kakashi's right to keep everything inside if he chose to.
"He doesn't talk much about his family."
Rin gazed at Obito and then sighed, rubbing her hand on her neck as if she was suddenly tired. When she spoke again her voice was serious.
"Uncle Sakumo had bone cancer, he was in and out of the hospital for years when me and Kakashi were kids, until the cancer had spread too much and he asked for a Do Not Resuscitate order."
"Shit, that's horrible…" Obito had to wonder how much pain someone needed to be to ask for that, especially with a young kid to take care of.
"Yeah, I think he died when Kakashi was eight, but he'd been practically living with me and my parents for a year or so by then."
"I see…"
Rin continued explaining what happened back then to Obito. "Kakashi was always at the hospital, he never slept well, he told me once he was afraid of his father dying while he was sleeping, and he wouldn't be able to say goodbye."
"Holy fuck Rin." Obito had no words at all. What the fuck do people even say to that? He hated it all, he wanted to be able to do something but he couldn't, he wanted Kakashi to stop hurting but it was impossible.
"Yeah, I know."
"No wonder he had problems sleeping after all that."
"But he's better now, thanks to you." Rin smiled weakly and Obito felt bad that she felt like she should comfort him. "He says your scent soothes him."
Obito shrugged. He was happy to do at least that for Kakashi, but now it seemed so little for how much he had suffered, Obito wished he could do more. "I'm sure it is like that for any alpha-omega couple."
"Yeah, well, whatever it is, it's a good thing."
"I see that."
Rin hugged her knees again, shuffling a bit on her spot. "Don't tell him I said all this stuff to you. He's… well, it's not that I'm afraid that he'll be mad, it's just, try not to corner him, demanding to know about this stuff, or he'll shut down completely, and it's hard to get him out of his shell after it."
Obito nodded, knowing his boyfriend well. Kakashi would pull his fake smile and say that everything was fine and keep him at an arm's distance. He was almost like one of the dogs he cared for in the shelter, cornered and just trying to survive despite everything.
"It's ok, I wasn't planning to."
"Good. You're a good person Obito."
It was Obito's time to snort. "I don't know about that."
"Just do as you said and try being a good boyfriend for Kakashi." Obito smiled at that. Now that he could do.
"That's easy to promise, I already try that everyday."
Rin opened her easy smile back to him. "Good. I'm glad."
They were just leaving Kakashi's building when Shizune dropped the long awaited question on him. "So, when do you think Rin will ask me out?"
Kakashi smiled. Was there even any point in denying what Shizune was saying to protect Rin's not so secret crush?
"I don't know Shizune, she's such a scaredy cat, you know her."
"She's testing my patience." Shizune pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, making Kakashi laugh harder.
"Why don't you ask her out?"
"I can't, it's the principle of things."
Kakashi stopped on his tracks to give Shizune an assessing look through narrowed eyes. "You're not gonna tell me you're one of those people that thinks that the alpha is always the one to ask the omega out?"
She scoffed. "Of course not, c'mon Kakashi. But I want her to want me. I already know I want her, I'm just afraid she doesn't want me the same way."
Now it was Kakashi's turn to scoff. "Please Shizune, she's crazy about you."
"Really?" There was a too hopeful tone in her voice, one that he used to see in himself whenever he talked to Rin about Obito. He kind of pitied Shizune because having a crush was hard, but he was also excited for her, since there was a whole new world of possibilities for her to discover when she and Rin got together. Just like it was for him and Obito. "You're not just trying to comfort me, are you?" She asked skeptically.
"Not at all, it's the truth." Kakashi assured her and Shizune dropped her head to look at her feet with a dopey smile on her face. "You should just ask her out, she'll say yes for sure."
"Oh no, now that I know this, I want to torture her a bit more. I'll wait for her to ask me." There was a glint in Shizune's eyes that made Kakashi be glad that he was gay.
It was Kakashi's mission to coax Shizune to ask Rin out, since his friend was a bit of a coward and he was her trusted wingman. "It might take some time, she's a bit slow in that department. You know, the relationship department. Just ask her."
Shizune snorted, putting her hands on her pockets as they walked through the empty street towards the convenience store. "It's ok, I can wait. I'd wait forever for her." She only murmured the second part and Kakashi almost couldn't hear her, but he still did a doubletake to look at her. Shizune had a dreamy distant expression on her face, almost unaware of Kakashi's presence and he couldn't help but smile. Shizune was fucking whipped. She said stuff about torturing and teasing Rin, but Rin was the one that had Shizune wrapped around her little finger. It was a relief to hear that, to know that his friend had someone who liked her so much, god knows Rin deserved it.
"Ma, just please, don't give up on Rin. She's a bit clueless, but her heart is always in the right place."
Shizune laughed out loud at his comment. "You don't need to tell me that. We've been friends for years, Kakashi."
"I know, I know. But I've been friends with her since I was born, so excuse me for being a bit worried."
"I'd say overprotective."
Maybe he was being a bit overprotective, but can you blame him? He's lived his whole life being friends with Rin, he wouldn't know any other way. Shizune only met her when Rin got an internship program in Tsunade's hospital, which had been a dream of hers since she got into college. She never said it out loud for Kakashi, but he knew part of the reason for her wanting to become a doctor was his father's death. It also impacted Rin to see someone close to her family become so frail and hollow as the disease progressed, and he guessed she liked to help people, make them better, make herself useful, make the pain go away (quite literally, now that she became an anesthesiologist) and he appreciated that. She couldn't do that for Kakashi's pain, his emotional mess inside his head, it wasn't as simple as an anesthetic, but Rin's always been there for him, hell or high water, and if his father's death was something that inspired her to go out there and save people, Kakashi thought that his father, who was also a doctor, would be proud of her.
Shizune was from a different university but they've been crossing paths for a while, as it seems the medical world isn't that big. They became friends first, nothing but mutual admiration as both of them were first of their classes in their respective universities. They've been through a lot together, Kakashi knew Shizune for years already, maybe six or seven years? And he was deeply grateful for her being in Rin's life, since he couldn't help with a lot of her struggles, at least not like Shizune could. He remembers a couple of years ago when she almost gave up being a doctor altogether because of the death of a patient, just a little kid, and despite Kakashi being very experienced with death, and even feeling responsible for someone's death, he couldn't fully support her. He visited her, made sure she ate, showered, got out of the house a bit, but Shizune was the one holding her hand as she got back to the operation room and the one supporting her when she changed residencies for reasons Kakashi couldn't relate to.
He was deeply grateful for Shizune's care for Rin, even though he never told Shizune so, he hoped it was understood between them, like one of those things you didn't need to say out loud to make it true.
Once an unholy amount of snacks was bought, as they couldn't agree on what flavors were best, Shizune and Kakashi started heading back to his place with big plastic bags on their hands.
"You and Obito seem to be doing well these days." Shizune started with a teasing voice, but he let her. He was too happy with Obito to be bothered by it.
"Ma, I guess we are."
"I don't remember you having any other relationship this long."
He simply shrugged at that. "It's because I've never had anything like what I have with Obito."
Shizune laughed at his answer, or maybe at his expression, he was probably wearing that same dopey smile under his mask, the same one Shizune had when talking about Rin. "You're so in love, it's kinda funny."
"Ma, Shizune, don't be mean."
She started skipping her steps down the street as they walked and Kakashi wondered how on earth she could do that, when to him his vision of the ground was swimming inside his head. "And when are you gonna meet Obito's parents?"
"Obito's parents have passed away like mine, he was raised by his granny."
She stopped on her tracks. "Oh really? I'm so sorry."
"Don't worry. But I met her. His granny."
Kakashi slimed brightly when reminded of the old woman. She was a textbook grandmother, she served them too much food saying they were too skinny, she gave them traditional sweets after it, she asked when Kakashi and Obito were gonna get married, to which both just let out a forced laugh together, and she just waved at them saying that her great-grandchildren would look cute with a mother like Kakashi. Obito said he explained to her that Kakashi was an alpha, without mentioning the details of him being dualsex and all, but she insisted that if they were attracted to each other's scent then the deal was closed. Kakashi felt welcomed by the old lady and he enjoyed how cute Obito became when being doted on by his granny.
"That's so sweet!"
"Yeah- geez Shizune, crap!" Kakashi brought a hand to his head in realization, the plastic bag full of snacks almost hitting him in the face. "I don't even know her name, Obito just calls her granny and she told me to call her granny too."
Shizune just skipped her steps ahead of him, her laughter echoing in the street as she laughed at his expense. "She liked you then!"
Kakashi would make sure to ask Obito what's her name later, he couldn't believe his own head. Maybe she never introduced herself? Must be it, his memory wasnt usually this bad.
"Nah, I bet she's like that to everyone, she's super cute, it kinda explains a lot about Obito."
"What about him?"
"All sorts of things, like why he's such a sappy romantic, it's because she made him watch dramatic soap operas with him. Also, he loves helping people, he's super respectful with everyone without being too distant, and he's got a sweet tooth, I bet it was because his granny gave him a lot of candy, it's a wonder how he's so fit and muscular, what else…"
"You really like him don't you?" Shizune interrupted him as he thought about other Obito habits that traced back to his grandma.
Kakashi let his dopey-so-in-love smile shine through in full force and answered truthfully. "... I do."
"You should just move in together and get married already."
Kakashi tried not to let Shizune's words get to him, after all, these days he wanted nothing more than to move in together and get married already to Obito. He was so crazy in love he felt stupid, and he wasn't in his right mind to make any decisions. Still he felt the warm blush creeping in from under his mask from Shizune's suggestion.
"Ma, maybe one day, I don't wanna seem too clingy."
"As if Obito wouldn't agree to that in a heartbeat, please Kakashi!" Shizune skipped another step and put her hands or her hips as they turned a corner to get to his building.
"Maybe later…" Kakashi tried not to get his hopes up.
"You're overthinking this way too hard."
"No, you and Rin are the ones overthinking! Just go out already!" Kakashi wouldn't take teasing from two single lesbians that were in love with each other, not when he was a gay guy with a hot and loving boyfriend, he clearly had the high ground in this discussion.
"You're telling me that you and Obito did not overthink too when you were getting together?"
"Well, there was some overthinking. And on both sides, might I add, not only me." Kakashi added quickly to defend himself, he knew he was a chronic over-thinker but sometimes Obito had his moments too. It was only fair.
They got to his building and he opened the gates for them to take the stairs. "But what I'm really nervous about is meeting his friends."
"What? Why?"
"His friends are scary, Shizune."
Shizune groaned and rolled her eyes at him. "Suck it up Kakashi, we're weird too."
"No! You don't get it! We're just weird, Obito's friends are delinquents! He told me there's a tattoo artist, two body piercers and a mechanic but he didn't know what jobs the others have and they were all in yakuza at some point."
"Kakashi, please, you're exaggerating, surely it's not like that. Now, shut up or he'll listen to you badmouthing his friends."
Kakashi didn't even notice they were already back at his hallway and close to his door so he just swallowed his worries about the Akatsuki Obito talked so much about.
"We're back!" Shizune sang as she opened the door jumping inside and shaking the plastic bags as spoils of battle.
Kakashi came in right after her to find Rin and Obito looking down at the floor, eyes lost and saying nothing and he almost took a step back in shock. "Geez…what is this mood? Did somebody die?"
"No, no, we were just talking." Rin let out a forced laugh and a weird smile that Kakashi found all too suspicious.
"About what? God, no, you know what? forget it, let's just eat and drink some more and you guys start smiling." He dropped his bags next to Shizune's in the center of their little circle and sat in his place beside Obito.
"Open another beer for me, love!" Kakashi ordered in a mock-tyrannical tone but Obito just sent him this intense look and hugged him tightly. "What- Obito?"
"I love you so much, Kakashi, you know that right?"
"What- why- of course I know, I love you too!" Kakashi looked up to Rin and Shizune with a scrunched up frown in silent question, but they just shrugged and shook their heads.
"Ok, Kakashi, my love, I'll get you some cold beer, stay here." Obito let him out of his hug and got to his feet swiftly going to the kitchen.
Kakashi looked at Rin this time with a pointed glare, but she just waved him off as if Obito wasn't acting strange. Not that Kakashi minded, he liked it, but surely something happened, and that lying asshole Rin didn't wanna tell him.
Obito was clingy for the rest of the night, he was always feeding Kakashi snacks, giving him more and more beer, and there was always a hand on his on Kakashi, on his thigh, or his nape, or his waist, at one point when they were both very drunk and shameless he pulled Kakashi on his lap and hugged him like he was a giant teddy bear. Kakashi didn't complain, he just snuggled up against Obito's warm body and enjoyed his time getting drunk and talking shit with his friends and boyfriend.
"Alright, take care, you two!" Kakashi draped his arm over Obito's shoulder and he could tell that he's had a bit too much.
"Shizune is great!" Rin answered in matching enthusiasm as she draped her arms around Shizune's shoulder.
"Text us when you get this drunkard home, Shizune." Obito was just short of a bit too much, which was a good thing, otherwise it would be three drunkards versus one less-drunkard Shizune, and she'd have to deal with some big mess. He was a bad drunk, he knew it, that's why he avoided drinking too much.
"Okey-dokey." Shizune was just lightly buzzed, her resistance to alcohol was something that Obito's never seen before, she easily drank half of everything they bought while he, Kakashi and Rin barely finished the other half, and at the end, they were at least one soldier down, maybe two because Kakashi was already crossing his legs too. She explained that she's been drinking for a long time with their teacher Tsunade, who also happens to be Shizune's aunt, and apparently that woman can hold her liquor.
"I'm not a drunkard, it's Shizune who is too cute!" Now Rin was draping herself all over Shizune, rubbing their cheeks together, and Obito was growing anxious with the possibility of her spilling love confessions to Shizune due to her inebriated state. That would become a mess of its own. Though maybe some liquid courage was exactly what Rin needed.
"Geez, Rin got a bit out of hand today."
"C'mon you mini Tsunade." Shizune said affectionately as she started walking down the corridor towards the station.
"Being a mini Tsunade is an honor!" Obito heard Rin's voice booming along the corridor and winced thinking about the neighbors.
"Rin got hammered today! I hope she gets laid at least!" Now it was Kakashi's voice that was booming across the walls as Obito didn't manage to close the door fast enough.
"Shut up Kakashi! They can hear you!"
"And they're gonna hear us even more tonight." Kakashi's voice sounded husky and sexy and had Obito drank one single extra sip of beer, he'd have fallen for all the kisses his boyfriend was planting on the side of his neck.
"Shut up you drunk, nobody's hearing anything tonight." Obito turned around to rest his hands on Kakashi's thin waist. He tested his hands there, going up and down, and he wondered how they could fit so well. As if he was born to hold Kakashi's waist and Kakashi was born to be held by Obito.
"Maybe from you…" Kakashi whispered husky in his ear before biting his earlobe and Obito was very, very close to abandoning all logic. "Because I wanna ride your cock, and moan very loud, so all the neighbors can hear you fucking me."
A shiver coursed through his spine going the way up to his head, his head that was swimming in Kakashi's delicious voice, a sweet siren voice that was proposing all sorts of indecent things. Fuck, Obito wanted it all so much. He felt his fingers clutch Kakashi's waist possessively. But he'd drank too much the world was saying when he walked, he wasn't sure if he'd be able to get it up today, no matter how fucking sexy Kakashi was.
"Oh babe, please… I don't know if I can-"
"You don't need to do anything Obito…" Kakashi interrupted before he could give him any excuse. "Just lay down and look pretty to me… while I ride your cock…"
"Fuck… 'Kashi, that's too much…" Obito was already being dragged to bed by a hungry looking Kakashi, he had to accept defeat gracefully.
Kakashi threw him against the headboard harshly and Obito didn't have the strength to fight him this time. His beautiful boyfriend pulled out his shirt and pants and was suddenly naked in front of Obito handing him a bottle of lube.
"C'mon, no slacking off. Prep me." Kakashi was then straddling Obito's belly, his crotch right in his line of vision, as he pumped his half hard dick slowly. A hand came to rest under Obito's jaw squeezing him a bit too roughly. "C'mon babe, open up. Suck me off."
Kakashi's cock was pressing against Obito's lips and he looked up to see Kakashi's dark look of lust, his pupils blown wide, watching his every move. Who was this person? Was Kakashi always this bossy? Was it strange that it was turning Obito on? Then again, maybe most of the times Obito would fuck him into submission, Kakashi was never allowed to run free with his aggressive streak. Now Obito was too tired for that, he just wanted to lay down and let Kakashi have his way with him, watch a pretty show and pass out on the bed after coming.
So yes, Obito opened his mouth obediently to take in Kakashi's leaking cock.
Now, Obito had never taken an alpha cock in his mouth. Omegas were easy, they were small, but Kakashi? No. Kakashi was big. He was built to impregnate omegas, not to take it up on the ass and come on Obito's cock. But it was what he wanted, and Obito wasn't gonna say no to that. That meant Obito lacked the ability to suck cock, but he knew how good head felt, so he tried to open his jaw as best he could and lick and suck on Kakashi's dick. Apparently that was enough for Kakashi, because he was already moaning from Obito sucking in the first half.
"Obito… fuck, please, my ass too…" He was being so shameless and bossy today, maybe alcohol really did things to Kakashi.
Obito reached out for the lube and blindly spread it around his hand, moving to start working on Kakashi's hole. He felt around the skin, tight and puckered, he started massaging it slowly, making Kakashi moan. In circular motions he started moving around until the pad of his finger entered inside, then another one. All the while he was having his mouth fucked by Kakashi, short brief thrusts of his hips hamming his cock inside Obito's mouth, but it wasn't bad, he was being careful not to be too forceful, only taking what Obito was willing to give.
"Fuck, babe, it feels so good when… fuck, from the front and the back- god!"
Obito managed a full finger inside Kakashi's hole, letting him rest a bit to accommodate the girth, and it was making his boyfriend spill obscenities, making Obito's cock twitch with desire. Fuck, he wanted to prepare Kakashi as fast as possible and feel him from the inside, that tight heat where his finger was resting right now.
"More… Obito… more…" Kakashi demanded and he obey, because that seemed to be the theme for the night.
He second finger went inside and now Kakashi was trying to move forward to fuck Obito's mouth, and then move back to fuck himself on Obito's fingers. It was all so fucking hot Obito have trouble breathing. And it was working, with his moans growing louder as he did good on the earlier promise of letting the neighbors know they were fucking. Obito tried to move and circle his fingers around, trying to keep always pressing on Kakashi's prostate, but it seemed that was enough to drive his gorgeous boyfriend off the edge.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm so close-so close…" Drunk Kakashi was very chatty, hia dirty talk driving Obito's lust higher and higher, his cock hard on his pants. He sped up his fingers behind, until Kakashi pulled his cock from Obito's mouth and gave it a few pumps, coming all over his face. He could feel hot wetness on his cheeks, over his nose, some spilling on his neck and collar bones as Kakashi finished coming, and felt the cum running down his face and chin.
"Oh god… you look so hot…" Obito looked up to see a breathless Kakashi holding his weight against the headboard and his other hand around his cock, milking out the last drops of cum falling over Obito's chest.
Up until then, Obito had never considered taking a blow to his face, not that he found it degrading or anything like that, he just guessed he wouldn't be in such a position to begin with. After seeing Kakashi come undone only by his mouth and his fingers though? Yeah, he'd take a lot of cum to his face to see that expression again. Red tinting pretty cheeks with exertion, big shocked eyes followed by heavy eyelids, a hand caressing his cheek as Kakashi tried to clean him and lick his own fingers clean off his cum. It was all too hot for Obito to handle.
"I thought you were gonna ride me?" He asked a bit cheeky, but really, he was feeling very hard right now and he wanted very much to blow his own load inside Kakashi's tight and hot hole.
"Getting impatient, aren't we?" Kakashi teased as he reared back and leaned down to lick more of Obito's face, as if he'd dropped some exquisite chocolate all over, finalizing it with a deep and sensual kiss that tasted of cum, the same taste that had fallen on his lips just now, and made him want Kakashi more and more.
"Yes, I'm an impatient man." He joked in between kisses and Kakashi rested a hand on his cheek in a tender caress.
"Oh my sweet babe… you wanna fuck me?" Something about Kakashi's demeaning voice, soft but yet teasing, made Obito's whole body shake in desire and he nodded, licking his sudden dry lips wet and swallowing down his suddenly dry throat.
"You want me? Want my hole?" Obito nodded again, and wetted his lips again. "Oh babe, can you say it to me? That you wanna fuck me?"
Obito swallowed again and nodded. "I wanna fuck you so bad, 'Kashi…"
He was rewarded with a chaste peck on his lips. "You're so beautiful, asking me to let you fuck me… is my hole that good?"
"So tight…" Obito's strangled answer got out before he could think about the question. "So hot…"
"Really, love?" Kakashi cooed again and Obito nodded enthusiastically. "Ok then, I'll let you fuck me, I also wanna ride you so bad…"
Kakashi moved his hands to Obito's, up until now, forgotten cock, hard like rock as a soft hand wrapped around it. It seemed he didn't need to worry about getting it up for Kakashi tonight, it seemed, it didn't matter how much he drank. And then it was Kakashi's mouth that was wrapped around his cock and he moaned like never before, it seemed alcohol was breaking a lot of his inhibitions today. His tongue was so soft, so skilled, running over his head and slit, and he felt like almost coming.
"'Kashi…" He whined pathetically. And if the alcohol didn't affect his ability to get it up, it affected his ability to hold back.
"You're gonna come already, babe?"
"If you keep doing that- fuck!" As if to atest to Obito's words, Kakashi sucked hard on his cock's head and then leaned down to take more and more inside his mouth and then inside his throat, almost until his knot.
He let go and now Obito's cock was wet and covered in drool, Kakashi already hovering over it, positioning himself.
"Wait, Kakashi, you need more prep, don't- hic…" Obito choked pitifully as Kakashi dropped his weight and let half his cock inside his beautiful tight hole.
"Fuck, you're big… so hard…" Kakashi was letting out audible exhales as if to force himself to relax and make his body accommodate Obito's cock. All the while Obito was whimpering under him, hissing when he clenched his hole tight before letting go. He must be doing this on purpose, for fuck's sake.
Kakashi let more of weight drop and soon Obito was fully buried inside him, with his hole flexing and spasming around his cock making him go insane. And he felt ridiculous, he wanted to come when they weren't even moving yet, it was only Kakashi's hole clenching to him like a lifeline but-
"Fuck- 'Kashi… I'm gonna- I'm gonna-"
"Oh my poor boyfriend wants to come? Oh my fuck- fuck… hold it inside babe- fuck, I wanna come with you…" Kakashi commanded and Obito obeyed. As he's done for the whole night already.
And so Kakashi started to ride him. And Obito kept holding back, right on the edge, trying not to come. He looked so gorgeous from down there. Beautiful skin, the shadows of his muscles flexing as Kakashi rode him, sweat glistening in the light filtering through the window, Obito would let him order him around, step on him, do whatever he wanted if it meant he could see Kakashi like this.
First it was slow and deliberate, then he picked up some pace and when Obito would whine and whimper too hard, Kakashi would stop and lower his face to kiss him.
"Is it too much babe?"
"Too much…" Obito echoed.
"C'mon you can do it, love. I'm feeling so stuffed with your cock, I feel like you're filling every little corner inside me."
Obito whimpered again at those words because, fuck, Kakashi could do some really good dirty talk, and that wasn't helping him get his cock under control.
"My love wants to come?" Kakashi brushed Obito's hair away from his brow, and he nodded again, feeling useless and pathetic but he didn't care, he just needed to fucking come.
"But I'm still hard, c'mon, can you hold it a bit more? For me? I wanna come with you, my love." Kakashi moaned as he got himself up and moved his hips back and forward slowly.
Ok, this he could take, if it was slowly he could hold it in. But then Kakashi started going up and down faster and it was harder but Obito breathed in and out, trying to reign on his own lust.
"Oh fuck, yeah, right there babe. Fuck your cock is so delicious it hits right where I need it."
And that was it for Obito. He started coming and the relief that hit him was like nothing he ever felt in his life, and he moaned loudly as Kakashi joined him in moaning, going up and down hard and fast and deep, jerking himself off, chasing the feeling as Obito released his cum inside him.
Soon, the pleasure turned to something else, something that was good, but suddenly it was very not good at all, and Kakashi just kept going.
"'Kashi-hic… stop, hic- 'Kashi…" He felt tears forming on the corner of his eyes as Kakashi didn't slow down, only got faster.
He felt like he came again, but he couldn't be sure, he was sure it wasn't his knot, he didn't pop it tonight because he was too drunk for that, plus he knew that sensation, but this? It was too intense, too much, he felt like he was gonna die, like he didn't own his body and cum was pouring out of his dick against his will, his dick being milked and creamed by Kakashi's tight, hungry hole. And only when he thought his soul couldn't come back to his body anymore because of how much he was shaking, only then, did Kakashi come and stop moving so much.
"Fuck!" Kakashi gripped his own cock viciously as his cum spilled all around them. His whole body shivered, his face was contorted by pleasure, and if the neighbors didn't already guess what they were doing, Obito was sure that they've heard them fucking after that strangled yell Kakashi let out from deep in his chest.
Kakashi got out of him and collapsed on his side of the bed, panting as if he'd just ran a whole marathon.
"Fuck, babe, did you just squirted?"
Obito let out a grunt in shame that meant they weren't gonna talk about that right now, and soon enough, they were indeed both asleep. Obito felt like a fucking train had ran him over and then reversed on him only to ran him over some more, so it was easy for him to let his eyes close and the heavy sleep claim him.
They woke up all sprawled in weird angles and positions in the bed, Kakashi got a stiff neck, Obito had a bit of a sore throat. They both agreed in a thorough shower as soon as they opened their eyes, and Kakashi bugged him to no end asking if he squirted or not, and honestly Obito didn't know. It was one of the best sexual experiences he had that he never wanted to have again, so he swore off drunk sex for a while, and made Kakashi promise never to pull that shit again. Hopefully he would keep his promise but he had an evil twinkle in his eyes that Obito was very suspicious about.
Sexual tags: Kakashi riding Obito, dominant (bottom) Kakashi and submissive (top) Obito, topping from the bottom, drunk sex, face fucking (lightly, no choking or anything), oversensitive, multiple orgasms, squirting.