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(Warning: This chapter contains sexual content between two condescending adults, so if you don't like it, then don't read it. Simple. Just a reminder that this is Fan Fiction and NOT reality or canon with the movie/books, so I don't want to see a bunch of hate being spewed/thrown at me because I wanted to give our favorite danger noodle a human partner who accepts him for who and what he is. If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all. Now, for those of you who wish to continue reading this chapter, enjoy! :) Thank you and peace out.)

Chapter 14

"Okay, so it'll be a few minutes until the lava cakes are done," Shark stated as he placed said cakes in the oven and set the timer.

"Awesome! I can't wait to try it," Lilith replied with a smile as she then felt Snake's tail inching its way up her inner thigh. Glancing over at her serpentine boyfriend, the blonde woman playfully narrowed her eyes at him while taking a rather large sip of her red wine.

Of course, he responded by giving her a wink and lightly rubbing her inner thigh, causing her to blush. 'That cheeky serpent.'

"So, Lilith, what did you do before you moved to LA," Diane curiously asked the young human, to which she sat back in her chair and glanced over at the vixen with a smile.

"Well, before I met my ex, I was working at a local bar called 'Irene's Tavern'; however, that place unfortunately burned down after a disgruntled individual set it ablaze after closing hours, so I started working at a small hobby shop that specialized in RPG's and board games."

"So that explains all those miniature figures you have on your bookshelves," Snake commented with a wink, bringing a blush to her cheeks as she gave him a shrug:

"What can I say: I'm a HUGE D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) fan. It just may not really seem like it because the majority of my stuff is back in Buffalo at my parents house. The items you saw were merely what I've acquired since moving to LA."

"So, how did you move across the country? Did you fly out or did you drive yourself over," Piranha asked as he began washing some of the dishes with Webs (since it was their turn to do so).

"Actually, I took a Greyhound bus because I didn't want my ex to have his fellow cop friends run my license plate and send out a nationwide search for my vehicle. When the day came for me to leave, my parents drove me to the nearest bus station and I used cash to pay for my ticket. I only took the bare necessities, so most of the stuff in my apartment was acquired after I arrived here."

"Wow, so you literally came here with the clothes on your back and everything you could carry," Shark noted, to which she nodded.

"Basically. Regardless of my situation, I was just happy to be free of his abuse and control. Moving here was the best decision I've ever made because it ultimately led me to meeting Snake." Feeling his tail caress her thigh, Lilith leaned over and was met with a kiss from her serpentine boyfriend, to which his fellow Bad Guys and Diane all shared an 'Aww' at their tender display of affection towards one another.

Sure, his friends would normally tease him about such things, but they refrained from doing so as this was a special moment for the both of them. Plus, after hearing a bit of Lilith's backstory and learning she was a victim of domestic abuse, they knew better than to crack jokes at this time.

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-Later-

Upon finishing dessert and visiting with everyone, Snake and Lilith retreated into his room for the evening as she wanted to stay the night. Of course, sleeping was optional; however, neither of them were interested in sleeping at this time.

Having removed their clothes, both were now lying atop his bed and making out while his tail gently probed her womanhood, stretching her inner walls in order to better accommodate his hemipenis and provide additional lubrication. Kissing/licking a trail down her bare chest, Snake lavished his forked tongue along her pert nipples, causing her to emit a series of soft moans of wanton needs and desires.

"Mmm, Hubert..I love it when you use your tongue like that."

"Isss that so," he asked with a slight 'hiss' in his tone, causing his tongue to playfully flick her right nipple in the process, while his tail continued to gently glide in and out of her wet chasm.

"Y-Yes," she gasped as he suddenly moved over to her left breast and did the same motion again.

A mischievous smile crept along the serpent's face as he then slowly made his way down her stomach and over her pelvic region, to which he then surprised her by flicking his forked tongue over her clitoris, causing her to instinctively cover her mouth as she emitted a high-pitched shriek and gyrate her hips in sync with his tongue, all while his tail continued to glide in and out of her womanhood.

Taking her reaction as a sign to keep going, Snake slowly licked around the sensitive bundle of nerves before retracting his tail from her opening and using it to massage her thighs and gently coax them further apart, which she spread them a bit further, allowing him full access to her smooth chalice that was now glistening with her nectar. Giving her clitoris a final flick of his tongue, he then slowly kissed a trail around her opening before pressing his snout inside and lapping at her sweet honey, flicking his tongue inside her and now using his tail to tease her clit, while his coils lightly squeezed her and teased her nipples.

"O-Oh, Hubert…Oh, God, don't stop..O-Oh…Mmm, Hubert..," Lilith moaned his name and tightly gripped the bed sheets as he plunged his tongue deeper into her opening, while his hemipenis angrily throbbed, eager to seek refuge inside her and fill her to capacity.

Kissing a trail back up to her neck, Snake obliged his body's desire and gently pushed his twin appendages inside her well-moistened opening and began thrusting, while she gyrated her hips to match his pace. "Mmm, ah, yessss…that's it, sweet peach..That's it..," he hissed out a moan before rolling them over to where she was now straddled atop him and grinding against his smooth scales, while her breasts gently bounced with each undulating motion of their bodies.

Within half an hour both lovers felt a familiar pressure building up inside their lower regions, to which they shared a deep, passionate kiss as they rode out their orgasms. Within seconds, a comforting warmth settled throughout Lilith's body as Snake ejaculated directly into her cervix, filling her with his seed and bringing a sense of fulfillment to her.

Upon parting their lips, both lovers felt their hearts racing as they snuggled close and basked in the afterglow of their sex. Slowly gliding his tail across Lilith's alluring frame, Snake kept his twin appendages warmly inside her and smiled when she nuzzled against his scaly neck. "I love you, Hubert."

Hearing those three little words brought a newfound sense of happiness to the serpent as not many people would outright say them to his face. But this woman. This beautiful gift from the universe itself said those exact words to him. Smiling, Snake reciprocated her sweet gesture and gently squeezed her within his strong, protective coils, "I love you too, Lilith."