Fanfiction Challenge: Harry Potter and the Overpowered Time-Travel Shenanigans

Premise:
Harry Potter wakes up in his twelve-year-old body at the start of his second year. But this isn't your typical time-travel fix-it story—Harry immediately embraces his newfound knowledge, unlocks his full magical potential, and steamrolls over every obstacle in the wizarding world. Along the way, he accidentally builds a harem, gathers a squad of devoted underclassmen, and makes Voldemort question all his life choices.

Genre: Romantic Comedy / Parody
Tone: Utterly ridiculous, full of fanfiction clichés, and self-aware nonsense.

Mandatory Tropes & Plot Points:

Harry becomes OP instantly (because magic, duh).
Voldemort suffers—repeatedly and hilariously.
Dumbledore is confused but lets it happen.
Snape is traumatized beyond words.
The Wizarding World surrenders out of sheer frustration.
Harry builds a space station (because why not?).
A harem forms—against Harry's will.
House-elves unionize and upend the economy.
The Ministry legally declares Harry "Too Powerful to Arrest."

Bonus Points If:

Voldemort accidentally joins Harry's fan club.

TheMinionsUnderclassmen think Harry is a genius trying to guide them to greatness with his vague replies and blank stare (Harry is horrified beyond words, because fan club)

The Goblins crown Harry their King.

Hogwarts becomes his personal playground.

NASA panics when they see a floating wizard castle in orbit.

Typical Cliches are squeezed until they squeak.

Story is setup to have a Part 2 crossover with the Stargate fandom.

Final Goal:

End the story with Harry smugly breaking the fourth wall and declaring, "I regret nothing."

Most of all, have fun!