I don't really write stories, brain doesn't work that way. Please feel free to use this plot outline for a story
However, here is a storyline I worked out with our Supreme AI Overlords . I enjoyed it enough to want to issue a challenge hoping someone with actual talent (read: not me) might write a story.
Synopsis:
Harry Potter wakes up in his twelve-year-old body at the start of his second year at Hogwarts, realizing he's been sent back in time. Instead of freaking out, he immediately decides to use his knowledge and latent magical potential to fix everything—and in the process, accidentally becomes an all-powerful wizard with a growing entourage of awestruck underclassmen and a ridiculously devoted harem of witches.
Unfortunately for him, his newfound competence does not go unnoticed. Dumbledore suspects something, Snape is furious at his new smugness, and Voldemort—who keeps getting comically foiled—believes Harry is some kind of divine force sent to torment him.
With no moral considerations holding him back, Harry is about to have the most insane school year ever.
Storyline Breakdown (30 Chapters, ~5,000 words each)Arc 1: The Time-Turned Troll (Chapters 1-10)Chapter 1: The Overpowered Awakening
Harry wakes up in his second-year body and immediately realizes what's happened.
Instead of angsting, he does the logical thing—tests his magic and discovers he has no limiters.
He ditches the glasses (because magic), alters his appearance (because why not?), and decides to become a wizarding legend.
Chapter 2: "Professor, I'm Too Cool for This"
He effortlessly stuns Snape with perfect Occlumency, making the Potions Master suspicious.
Dumbledore's twinkly-eyed curiosity is piqued.
Hermione is utterly baffled by how Harry is suddenly leagues ahead of her.
Chapter 3: Time to Break the Rules—All of Them
Uses Parseltongue to befriend the basilisk and convinces it to stop attacking students. It now follows him around like a pet.
Discovers the Chamber of Secrets early and reworks it into his personal wizard lair.
Accidentally attracts Ginny's attention after rescuing her from diary!Riddle early.
Chapter 4: The Harem Begins (Unintentionally, Of Course)
Fleur arrives for an early diplomatic meeting (her father must be a politician or educator, right? Ah plot bunny). She is deeply intrigued by Harry.
Luna Lovegood stumbles into his Chamber of Secrets lair and declares him a "prophetic moon warlock."
Daphne Greengrass, Slytherin Ice Queen, starts tailing him out of suspicion.
Chapter 5: "Voldemort, You Absolute Fool"
Lucius Malfoy, trying to push Voldemort's agenda, accidentally gets obliterated in a duel with Harry.
Dobby, free of Malfoy servitude, now follows Harry around like an annoying sidekick.
Chapter 6: Introducing the Minion Squad
First-years Colin Creevey, Astoria Greengrass, and Romilda Vane start following him around, inspired by his legend.
Harry: "I do not need a fan club."
Minion Squad: "Yes, Supreme Leader."
Chapter 7: Hogwarts' New Overlord
Harry begins making strategic power plays—becoming the best duelist, outpacing Dumbledore in chess, and making Snape cry (How?).
Hogwarts professors form a secret intervention group.
Chapter 8: Trolling the Wizarding World
Writes a letter exposing the Ministry's corruption under the pseudonym Merlin Reborn (Squeak cliche, SQUEAK!).
Gets half the Wizengamot fired overnight.
Voldemort, sensing his Horcruxes being destroyed, starts losing his mind.
Chapter 9: Dumbledore's Crisis
Dumbledore works himself up, eventually confronts Harry, expecting some grand reveal.
Harry: With a winning smile like he holds the secrets to the universe, pronounces "Old man, I'm just built different."
Dumbledore: Blinks wildy and with a frown, mutters "...Fair enough."
Chapter 10: Voldemort's First Humiliation
Dumbledore: Blinks wildy and with a frown, mutters"...Fair enough."
Harry effortlessly obliterates Riddle's soul fragment, then fills the diary's pages with elegant, looping script:"Voldemort is a Babbling, bumbling baboon."
Across the world, Voldemort spasms violently.A sudden, inexplicable sense of cosmic disrespect washes over him. He doesn't know why, but he feels deeply, personally attacked.
Arc 2: The Harem, The Chaos, and The Ministry Meltdown (Chapters 11-20)Chapter 11: Becoming a Lord, Because Why Not?
Harry exploits wizarding law to claim lordship over the Potter, Black, and Peverell lines.
Draco Malfoy nearly combusts in jealousy.
Voldemort rushes his return in panic, but it gets botched by incompetence.
Chapter 12: The French Connection
Fleur returns to Hogwarts and is inexplicably charmed by Harry.
Gabrielle Delacour declares she will marry Harry when she's older.
Harry: "...Why is this happening?"
Chapter 13: Voldemort's Second Humiliation
Voldemort, desperate for a victory, infiltrates the Ministry of Magic.
Harry appears, drinks tea, and casually duels the Dark Lord in the breakroom.
Voldemort loses badly and accidentally Apparates into a rubbish bin.
Harry whilst sipping his tea "Ah, perfectly balanced", then salutes his picture of the Queen.
Chapter 14: Harem Politics Begin
Hermione and Daphne Greengrass start competing for Harry's attention.
Luna declares that she's already spiritually married to Harry.
Ginny just wants him to notice her.
Chapter 15: The Goblins Declare Him Their King
Due to a technicality, Harry becomes the goblin overlord.
The Ministry is in full meltdown.
Chapter 16: The House-Elf Revolution
Harry convinces house-elves to unionize and demand better working conditions.
The entire wizarding economy collapses overnight.
Chapter 17: Voldemort's Third Humiliation
Voldemort tries to assassinate Harry.
Harry reverse-pranks him, making it look like Voldemort just wanted an autograph.
Voldemort hates everything.
Chapter 18:Harry Remains Clueless
Meanwhile, Harry is teaching his minions how to parkour duel with fireworks.
The Daily Prophet declares him 'The Most Powerful Wizard Alive.'
Harry, reading the headline: "Wait, what?"
Dobby appears, sobbing tears of joy: "Master Harry is truly the greatest!"
Chapter 19: The Hogwarts Coup (That Harry Didn't Mean to Start)
Dumbledore notices that Hogwarts now unofficially belongs to Harry.
Every student defers to him.
Professors take his word as law.
Even Peeves obeys his commands.
The Board of Governors panics.
Lucius Malfoy: "We must stop Potter from taking over the school!"
The Board: "Sir, it's too late. The students have built him a throne."
Harry is horrified. He was just trying to help people study!
Dumbledore officially names him 'Hogwarts' Defender.'
Harry: "I don't want a title."
Dumbledore: "Too bad, you have three now."
Chapter 20: Voldemort's Second Humiliation (and Existential Crisis)
Voldemort learns about all of this and loses his mind.
Voldemort: "HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!"
Nagini: [concerned hissing]
He tries sending Death Eaters to "handle" the situation.
They immediately switch sides because Harry pays better.
Bellatrix, instead of killing Harry, tries to flirt with him.
Voldemort has his first migraine in years.
Somewhere, prophecy magic glitches out, sensing that fate itself is broken.
Arc 3: The Overlord's Grand Finale (Chapters 21-30)Chapter 21: The Ultimate Death Eater Trolling
Voldemort, increasingly desperate, summons his Death Eaters for a super-secret emergency meeting to plan a final attack on Harry.
Harry crashes the meeting... via enchanted owl post.
Each Death Eater receives a personalized letter from "Harry Potter, Supreme Overlord of Magic."
The letters contain:
Lucius Malfoy's tax records (full of fraud).
Bellatrix Lestrange's secret love letter to Lord Voldemort.
A note to Voldemort saying "You Still Suck. See You Soon."
The Death Eaters start arguing amongst themselves, causing Voldemort to rage-quit the meeting.
Chapter 22: The Ministry Declares Him "Too Powerful to Arrest"
Cornelius Fudge attempts one last desperate scheme to contain Harry's growing power.
Calls an emergency Wizengamot session to officially charge Harry with "Being Too Powerful."
Harry shows up wearing enchanted sunglasses, a velvet robe, and sipping pumpkin juice like a king.
When they demand he surrender, Harry:
Casually demonstrates wandless magic (levitating half the room).
Summons the Sword of Gryffindor and Excalibur at the same time.
Accidentally tames a dragon inside the courtroom.
Has the goblins declare their unconditional loyalty.
The Ministry immediately backtracks and instead awards Harry a "Too Powerful to Arrest" medal.
Chapter 23: Hogwarts is Now Harry's Playground
At this point, Harry completely controls Hogwarts.
He enchants the staircases to always lead him to the best places.
Slytherin and Gryffindor officially form an alliance under his leadership.
The Room of Requirement is now his personal base.
Dumbledore tries one last time to be the wise mentor.
Dumbledore: "With great power comes great—"
Harry: "Yeah, yeah, unlimited pranking potential. I got it."
Snape resigns from trying to discipline Harry.
Snape: "This boy is beyond my comprehension."
McGonagall: "He terrifies me, Severus. He truly does."
Chapter 24: Voldemort's Last Stand (That Fails Miserably)
Voldemort, realizing he cannot win with tactics, resorts to brute force.
Leads every remaining Death Eater in a full-scale assault on Hogwarts.
Harry doesn't even bother fighting.
Basilisk (now named "Bill, Blinky Bill") chases them away.
Luna misleads half of them into a trap-filled corridor.
House-elves sabotage the Death Eaters' robes to shrink mid-battle.
Draco accidentally hexes his father into a ferret. Twice.
Voldemort tries to duel Harry one-on-one.
Harry dodges everything lazily while sipping Butterbeer.
Harry: "Tom, buddy. You're embarrassing yourself."
Voldemort rages and accidentally self-disarms.
The Death Eaters flee in absolute shame.
Chapter 25: The Wizarding World Surrenders to Harry
The entire British Wizarding community just collectively gives up.
The Prophet headlines: "HARRY POTTER: UNSTOPPABLE GOD-KING?"
The Ministry offers him the position of Minister for Magic.
Harry refuses because it sounds like too much paperwork.
Instead, he appoints Dobby as Minister.
Goblins, Veela, House-elves, and Centaurs all pledge their allegiance.
Every single Hogwarts house bows to Harry as their supreme leader.
Chapter 26: The Harem Negotiations
At this point, his harem has grown out of control.
Hermione, Daphne, Fleur, Luna, and Ginny all argue over who gets priority.
Gabrielle Delacour writes him love letters daily.
Astoria Greengrass (now part of the Minion Squad) petitions for her spot.
Harry, horrified: "I didn't sign up for this."
Dumbledore casually suggests a multi-witch arrangement, to Harry's compounding horror.
Hermione pulls out a 300-page research paper on magical polygamy.
Luna declares they are already spiritually married in another timeline.
Harry agrees to the arrangement just to stop the madness.
Chapter 27: Space Wizards are Real (So Harry Builds a Space Station)
Luna suggests that wizards belong in space.
Harry takes this as a challenge.
Uses magic to levitate a giant rock into orbit.
Creates the first Wizarding Space Station, aptly named "Potter-1."
NASA freaks out when they spot a medieval castle floating in orbit.
Stargate anyone?
Chapter 28: Voldemort Accidentally Joins Harry's Fan Club
Voldemort, utterly defeated and with no followers left, goes into hiding.
He disguises himself and accidentally ends up at a Harry Potter Fan Club meeting.
Gets brainwashed into liking Harry after listening to several hours of Harry propaganda.
Eventually sends Harry a heartfelt apology letter.
Harry: "Well, this is unexpected."
Chapter 29: Rewriting Hogwarts Law for Unlimited Fun
Harry uses his influence to pass new laws in Hogwarts:
Lighthearted pranking is now legally protected.
Mandatory "Chill Days" where nobody has to work.
House-elves must be paid in Butterbeer and holidays.
Snape is legally required to smile once a week.
McGonagall sighs but signs off on all of it.
Chapter 30: The Grand Finale - "I Regret Nothing"
The story ends with Harry looking over his empire, completely satisfied.
He has unlimited power, a harem, an army of goblins, and a space station.
Voldemort is now a confused, accidental fan.
The Ministry bows to his every whim.
Dumbledore is too exhausted to fight back anymore.
The final scene:
Harry smirks at the fourth wall and declares:
"I regret nothing."