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Little Toy Bikers and a Woman on the Run
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Chapter 442 Losing My Edge
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Happy looked around the table at his brothers.
"You look so damned cute, Juice didn't want us to tell you," Kozik said.
Happy winked at Juice—a reaction none of the men, least of all Juice, expected. Sometimes it was good to knock his bros off balance.
All the men except Juice pounded the table and laughed even Piney and Clay. It was the funniest thing that Happy had ever done.
"Uh, that isn't true," Juice said.
"Which part?" Happy demanded. "The cute or not wanting to tell?
Happy watched Juice squirm a little. Juice was still afraid of him because he'd made his life hell when he'd been a prospect. At one point, he had Juice scared shitless that he was going to kill him. Good times!
"Neither," Juice said his voice cracking slightly.
"Bros don't let bros go around with embarrassing Band Aids," Happy scolded pretending to be pissed. The fact that his bros let him walk around with princesses on his face was just an MC prank. He'd helped with some, so it was to be expected that he'd be on the receiving end sometimes. Teasing and pranks was part of MC life. The Band Aid prank made him feel bonded to his brothers. It was done out of brotherly love and that's why he'd joined the MC. He couldn't get mad at them.
"Show him the pictures," Jax said.
Juice's hands shook a little as he passed around the pictures. The first showed Happy with the Frozen princesses on his face, the second picture showed him with the SpongeBob bandages and the third was a still from Happy's Ima sponge bath.
Happy looked at the SpongeBob picture and smiled before he remembered to be cool. No one needed to learn of his great love for SpongeBob and the underwater inhabitants of Bikini Bottom.
"Those nurses sure had a lot of cartoon Band Aids," Happy said grumbling pretending to be annoyed. "I'm glad that there were those girls on my face. I was waiting at the drugstore for my painkillers. A couple of little kids smiled at me. That isn't supposed to happen. They are supposed to be scared of me. I thought maybe my concussion was causing me to lose my edge or distort my reality. Now I know; it was the princesses."
The last picture was of Ima and his sponge bath. Off to one side there was Nurse Betty. Happy was glad Betty was in the picture. The guys would never understand, but Betty was hotter to him than Ima.
"What the hell happened to Ima's lips?" Chibs asked.
"She got fillers," Kozik explained. "Lu-ann's making her get them removed."
"Never thought a girl's lips could be too big," Bobby said looking at one of the pictures of Ima being passed around. "Can she even get her mouth open big enough for a blow job?"
The table erupted in laughter.
"Too late to find out," Kozik said when everyone quit laughing. "She's probably had her lips fixed."
"Enough of the comedy show," Clay said. "We need to figure out a plan to kill that little prick Esai."
Happy stared at the picture of him with the Disney princesses, Ima and Betty. He was going over to Betty's Saturday night. He was hoping she would give him a real bath. The guys would never understand his attraction to Betty. He was hoping she was going to become his dirty little secret.
"I've got an idea on how we can get Esai," Jax said.
Happy leaned forward in his chair. Now, they were going to get to the really good part of the meeting—the killing part.