A/N: Before I get into this chapter, I'd like to recommend another TodoDeku fic. It's called Blood and Steel (Cannot Build A Home), and it's by ColdLuigi. It's an intriguing slice of feudalism and mercenaries with an MHA twist!

Anyways, about this chapter: I wanted to do a silly chapter after that emotionally heavy one about Deku coming back to UA. As the title suggests, this is probably the closest you'll ever get to seeing porn in this fic. If, however, you're craving some TodoDeku porn fics, I've done three: Giving Deku a Hand, Todoroki Gets It On and If You Need Passion, It's Close At Hand. Also, while not strictly a porn fic, My Special Affair has some steamy TodoDeku action.

It was just another day in the dorms for Todoroki as she fed her pet scorpion Abraham. The day had been a pretty uneventful one for her class-wise, which she was thankful for because she'd had some pretty stressful days recently and just needed to relax. Then, she heard knocking at her door.

"Who is it?"

"It's the pizza man! I've got your pizza!"

"Coming!"

Todoroki headed for the door of her dorm. When she opened it, she saw Deku standing there, only he was dressed in a Domino's Pizza uniform.

"Excuse me, Miss, but did you order a Large Sausage Pizza?" asked Deku.

Todoroki nodded. "I did, yes."

"That'll be 1,439 yen, please."

"But I don't have enough money. There must be some other…" Todoroki blinked. "Um…why are we doing this again?"

"Hey, you said you wanted to do some sexy role-playing, right?"

Todoroki put her index finger up to her chin. "But why would any woman have sex with a pizza delivery guy just to get a free pizza? I don't get it."

Deku smiled. "Hey, porn doesn't have to make sense, you know!"

"Even so, this feels weird to me."

Deku shrugged. "Oh well. I guess we can try something else some other time. In the meantime, why don't we have some pizza together?"

Todoroki's eyes widened. "Wait…there's actually PIZZA in the box!? What kind!?"

Deku smiled "Charcoal-grilled chicken teriyaki!"

Todoroki gasped. "That's my FAVORITE kind! Deku, thank you SO MUCH for getting that for us!"

"You're welcome!"

Deku and Todoroki headed on in to the dorm, where they sat down and proceeded to eat the pizza.

"Even if you are weird sometimes, I still love you very much!" Todoroki took a bite of pizza.

"And I love you very much too! Besides, you're not that normal yourself!"

Deku and Todoroki had a good laugh, united in peace, love and pizza.

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