Dear Ashfur,
I've thought about it, and I think Brambleclaw is truly the right tom for me. Sorry for leading you on. Hope you're not mad.
Sincerely, Squirrelflight
Dear Squirrelflight,
No, I'm not mad. I'll just kill your father. Or if that fails, your kits. Oh heck, I'll just destroy your life somehow! All right, maybe I'm a LITTLE mad.
Sincerely, Ashfur
Dear Ashfur,
I know you're beyond reason. So I won't waste either of our time trying to reason with you. I have a much more time-efficient solution: murder!
Sincerely, Hollyleaf
Dear Hollyleaf,
I know you killed Ashfur. And by the way, I'm your real mother.
Sincerely, Leafpool