Dear Squirrelflight,
Just die already! Why would you want to live? COME BE WITH ME IN DEATH.
Sincerely, your loving mother
Dear Sandstorm,
Uh...how about no?
Sincerely, your daughter who doesn't have a death wish
Dear Frostpaw,
Stop trying to wake up and come be with me in death!
Sincerely, your loving father
Dear Jayclaw,
Sounds nice, but I still have stuff to do. Maybe later.
Sincerely, your daughter who still needs to appoint a leader
Dear Frostpaw,
Can't you understand I was only trying to give you power?
Sincerely, your evil mother
Dear Curlfeather,
I understand you wanted power for yourself. Go away.
Sincerely, your daughter who never asked to be part of your evil plan
Dear Sunbeam,
Why would you leave your Clan for some no-good ThunderClanner? Come home so I can nag you some more!
Sincerely, your evil...errr, loving mother
Dear Berryheart,
How about I stay in ThunderClan, where cats are actually nice instead of nagging me?
Sincerely, your daughter who's sick of your BS