Chapter 1- New Life.

Greg: Hello, im Greg, Greg Heffley, im 12 years old and can't physically age since the creator of my universe "Jeff Kinney the Emperor", Manny is still 3, he managed to learn algebra, built a house, and stopped a asteroid from destroying our world and a inevitable death, Rodrick moved out, more specifically, the only sane person I know. My mom is off fighting an alien species with superweapons.

TO BE CONTINUED….