Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Oshi No Koi

A troubled Uzumaki, deep in thought about what gift to get, was snapped out of it by two excited shouts and the sound of hurried footsteps inside the toy store.

"Dad! We found them, do you think they'll like it?! Look, look!" Boruto, his oldest, reached him first, eagerly revealing his find.

Naruto felt his heart drop as he picked the toy up from the gleeful toddler.

"Boruto…where did you get this from?"

"It was at the front, dad! They were almost all gone! Hima got the next one but it's for girls though…!"

Naruto had about 5 seconds to regret everything as he looked at the toy.

It was an action figure.

Shredder, to be exact.

The toy's helmet gleamed under the store's light, and the timing hit Naruto like a ton of bricks. Especially when he realized it looked something like he did in the video!

'B-but how?! It wasn't that long right?!' Naruto thought naively, completely underestimating the infinite abyss of corporate greed. It hadn't even taken 2 days for the toys to hit the shelves and the series would be seeing an unprecedented boost in popularity very soon.

Die hard fans were eating good and that included his son.

Himawari trotted over, holding out another toy for her daddy to see. "I thought she'd like it, since you're the Shredder, Daddy. It's like meeting a superhero…"

Naruto blank faced picked up the feminine shaped toy dressed in the same clothing holding back the tears pricking at his eyes.

'Dammit.'

In the beginning, it seemed like the perfect plan.

It was supposed to be a simple flex, something harmless.

Record a video of him using slightly above genin abilities to defeat a group of similarly enhanced enemies, upload it in a foreign country so there would be no chance of it being tracked back to him, and watch the magic unfold.

But there was one fatal flaw.

'Why didn't I hide that damn helmet? I took out everything connecting it back to me, but left that stupid shredder helmet? Sloppy!' Naruto grimaced, unable to figure out if he wanted to laugh or curse.

That damn helmet was the source of all his troubles. The one he didn't even remember wearing during the video. The one that had only barely, barely showed in the corner of the dojo when he went back to check the footage.

It wasn't a particularly noteworthy thing, at least not in his mind. After all, Boruto had always been running around playing with his old TMNT toys again.

However in the chaos of the battle session, he'd forgotten to move the helmet out of the camera shot.

And now? Now everyone and their mother thought he was Master Shredder.

It was supposed to be an innocuous video to gain some attention, at worst, he'd be able to impress Boruto, show off a little, and even stir up a healthy sense of admiration for his father's skills.

But instead, he'd unknowingly cemented himself as some sort of godly viral villain meme across an entire world.

In three days.

Three days had passed since the video had dropped, and even Naruto, who usually had little interest in social media or trends, knew this was something far bigger than he'd anticipated.

The video had exploded in popularity like nothing he'd ever seen before. Thousands, no, millions, of people were talking about it. Every social media platform was ablaze with it. People were editing memes, making tribute videos, and the hashtag #ShredderLives was everywhere.

It was insane.

Worse yet, he couldn't even begin to fathom how to respond to the whole mess. The more people talked about the Shredder, the more they grew convinced that he was the real deal despite that clearly being impossible for any human on this planet!

"Dad?"

"Daddy?"

Naruto wiped his dry eye looking down at the worried tugs on his pants.

"It's alright kids, now how about you both go pick out another toy for yourselves?"

The bright smiles he got after made him feel much better. Maybe he could ignore this embarrassing situation and just move on with his life.

Well at least he could get some rest at the party hopefully…


The things she did for this God-blessed family, Miyako thought, sweating as she hefted the large cake box up the stairs.

Could you imagine her surprise when she was interrupted from getting her nails done to be called by a happy, if a little bit frantic, idol asking if she could get the custom cake she ordered?

She left early with only a half-finished set, and not only that, she had to travel an entire prefecture and back to get here on time!

Two hours of nonstop driving! Even her hairs were splitting ends at the immense stress. She resolved herself to give this damn 19-year-old a piece of her mind!

As if on cue, the doorbell rang when she pressed it with her shoulder, and the door opened to reveal Ai standing in the hallway, perfectly composed as always, with her radiant smile. Miyako out of breath, glared at the ever unruffled idol, her irritation barely contained.

"Good morning, Miyako-san! You made it! Come in, I bet you're tired. Thank you for the hard work." Ai greeted her cheerfully, as though she hadn't just sent Miyako on a wild goose chase across half the country.

Miyako glared at the idol, who simply tilted her head with an innocent "Ara?" before she released her grievances with a long, exhausted sigh.

Hot model husband, hot young model husband… Miyako repeated to herself like a mantra to maintain her composure.

"Sorry, traffic was a bit thicker than usual…" Miyako said, holding out the cake, her voice tight.

Ai didn't seem to notice as she took the cake eagerly. "It's no problem. You've really saved me today! I had to add a last minute request to the cake but-" Ai beamed, utterly unaware of how much of a strain this had been on Miyako.

Miyako stared, her patience slipping away, but before she could voice her frustration, she was already being ushered into the living room, swept along to help with the party preparations.

'After all that work, more already?!' She could feel the sting of tears threatening her eyes.

Yet, as they entered the dining area, Miyako froze, blinking in surprise at the sight before her.

Eight plates, each carefully arranged, gleamed up at her, an oddity when she was sure they were expecting only five people.

"Ai san..." Miyako began, her confusion and weariness mixing. "Why are there eight plates?"

Miyako did not like the way her eyes were suddenly twinkling with mystery. "Oh~? Well, you never know when someone might drop-"

Ding-dong!

The doorbell rang once again, cutting her off. Ai, without missing a beat, shot Miyako ecstatic look, almost like she had expected this very moment, before skipping off to the door.

Miyako's gaze followed the idol as she opened it, her confusion and alarm growing when she saw it wasn't who she instinctively thought.

Ichigo and the kids were supposed to come back much later for the surprise party and if it wasn't them who was it?!

But before she could dwell on it further, Ai's voice rang out as the door creaked open and Miyako nearly paled at the tall shadow hovering over the idol.

Were they being robbed?!

The idol didn't seem to have the same opinion however.

"Sensei! You're here! Ahaha I knew you wouldn't let me down!"

Miyako's jaw literally dropped watching as the petite woman threw herself on the large blonde hun- man who caught her by the waist easily

"Ai please don't throw your full weight on normal people. That's dangerous and could hurt you as well." The man seemed quite exasperated as he began walking inside the house while the idol patted his biceps at the lecture.

"Do you see these muscles sensei? If you couldn't catch me I'd be surprised!" Miyako could only imagine why the idol looked so disappointed to be put down.

"Ai…It's not if you could do it but if you-"

"Ah here we go with the fortune cookie wisdom. Sensei I'm just gonna ignore that anyway so please introduce me to your kids. I've been dying to meet them properly!"

For a split second Miyako felt deeply vindicated to see the slightly irritated twitch in the young man's face but was sent into a spiral of disappointment and shock by what she was hearing.

H-he was married and had children already at that age?! Just like this ditzy idol?! Damn, why did it seem she was the only one without kids?! She was older than them both!

"Boruto, Himawari, this is daddy's... friend, Ai Hoshino. She's a nice lady. Say hello and introduce yourselves." The man struggled slightly, pushing forward two adorable, neatly dressed, chubby cheeked toddlers, one with jet black hair that almost seemed blue and the next with blonde just like his fa…ther?

Miyako froze watching the events

'Wait a minute aren't these two kids, this is the twins' father isn't it?!'

Realization hit her like a ton of bricks seeing the familiar children step out. She had been thinking the man had been familiar but considering he had been so far away at the time she wasn't able to make sure.

So this was why she was so at ease bringing a stranger here? She already knew him from long ago!

While Miyako was spiraling, both families made first contact.

The girl in a pastel pink dress with a white lace, stepped forward with a small, neatly wrapped gift to hide her face, and spoke softly. "Hi Hoshino-san. I'm Himawari… Uzumaki. Hello."

The boy however was full of energy. "I'm Boruto Uzumaki, dattebasa!" he proudly exclaimed in his bright orange jacket and denim shorts, handing over his own gift excitedly.

The idol kneeled down, her smile widening in glee as she extended her hands, one for each toddler. "Hiiiii, I'm your father's student, and it's nice to meet you cuties! I hope we get along and thank you for the presents. I'm sure Ruby and Aqua will love them."

"Huh? Since when did dad teach you? I don't remember you at the dojo?"

"Wah your eyes are so pretty!"

Ai made a come closer gesture under the complicated Uzumaki's gaze. After glancing at their father for permission they quickly shuffled forward to the pretty lady.

"Well to be honest your dad has been teaching me how to be a better parent so I've taken him as my sensei. Be sure to thank him for me, okay?"

"Whatever you say lady!"

"Yeah thanks for helping the pretty lady daddy!"

Standing up with a smile the idol made eye contact with the Uzumaki who looked at her awkwardly.

"Sensei, did they eat lunch already? I can get them something if not."

"We got something on the way, don't worry but thank you."

"I see, then do you think you can help me finish up the decorations in the back? I could use your big muscles!"

"...sure, but I need to make sure these two are watched. They get a bit wild by themselves."

"Oh don't worry about that. Miyako san would be more than happy to watch them if you'd let her?" Ai turned to said woman with a hopeful glint in her eye.

That was enough to shock her out of her stupor.

"Wait a minute Ai who is this?! Don't you know that-" Just about to remind and scold the girl on what exactly she stood to lose, she was interrupted rather smoothly.

"And you must be this Saitou san I've been hearing about. I'm Uzumaki Naruto. Nice to meet you." The father said, extending his hand toward her.

"Thank you for helping Ai out so much. I really admire the effort you've been putting in. It must be a lot dealing with three kids, but you're doing amazing."

Miyako blinked.

She hadn't expected this kind of recognition, and it made her feel a little flustered as she shakily took his hand, dropping the subject without hesitation.

"Nice to meet you too, Uzumaki san and I... I'm just doing what I can, it's a pleasure helping them out."

"Well, it's not just anyone who can keep up with Ai. You've really been a huge help." Was he trying to make her blush? Was he a player?!

Still, his praise made her look away, unsure of what to say next. She hadn't realized how much she needed someone to acknowledge her hard work until now.

Not only that, for someone who may have abandoned his kids, he was very pleasant?

"Hey! I take offense to that! " Ai's voice came rather late and it was clear she was only just now getting the shot aimed at her.

Uzumaki san chuckled, raising his hands in defense. "No, I didn't mean it like that. I was just-"

"Liar!"

Chuckling, the man looked back at her with an open gaze. "So can I count on you Saitou san? I know its a bit sudden-"

"No, no! It's no problem, I'm experienced in looking after your- I mean Ai's children. They'll be fine with me here and please call me Miyako!"

"I see. Well thank you Miyako san. And you can call me Naruto. If you need any help I'll be here in a flash. Boruto, Hima be nice for the lady okay?"

"Yesss, dad."

"Okay daddy."

'Wait what?' Miyako watched dumbfounded as they left her, only now realizing she had been caught in her own world. Who could blame her? Recognition felt good!

Her husband would no doubt scold her for letting the man go so easily. Ugh her shoulders were already hunched thinking about it.

Shivering, the woman turned and just like she thought, she was now subjected to two small pairs of eyes boring holes into her.

"Wassup lady."

Dammit! She should have known the father would have been just like the slacker mother!

Hopefully these two weren't possessed by Gods too and were totally normal.


"Ai?" Naruto sighed, voice tinged with bitter amusement. He should have known she'd be like this but it was still a surprise each time.

"Yes, sensei~?" Ai's voice had a teasing lilt to it, completely at ease in her high up position.

"Shouldn't you be using that ladder instead of my shoulders?" he asked, gesturing toward the small ladder in the corner."I'm pretty sure it was made for this kind of thing."

Ai perched comfortably on his shoulders, hands busily arranging banners on the walls glanced over at the ladder before grinning. "Honestly, sensei, you're far more efficient than the ladder, you should work in construction. I just have to tell you where to go, and I can set up everything else pretty easily!"

"Firstly that doesn't even make sense and is this why you invited me? For mere grunt work?"

"Perish the thought sensei! I really wanted you and your family to be here, now a little to the left, my trusty steed!" The woman patted his head, getting the Uzumaki to roll his eyes and follow.

"That said sensei…"

"Hmm?"

Ai paused on one of the last banners and curled her head down to look at him with nervous starry eyes.

'Too close…'

"Do you think I made a good impression?"

"What?" Naruto had no clue about what she was talking about.

She pouted.

"Your kids sensei. I don't want to come off as irresponsible or anything." She said seriously.

'...she does know that the first time we met it was with her in a diaper pile right? Though the kids were mostly asleep…' Still he didn't say that for some reason, wondering why he felt the need to comfort her.

"You did fine, Ai. These things take time and you kept yourself controlled from your usual antics."

"Controlled? I'm always like this! What are you insinuating sir?! That I'm childish?!" She gasped in fake offense, going back to her banner pitching.

"I have about 300 texts in the space of about 10 minutes that would beg to differ."

"Those could be from anyone! You have no proof! Slander!"

"You sent numerous pictures of you and your family-"

"Alright, alright you win. No more logic, buzzkill sensei." Naruto scratched his cheek as the petite woman grumbled on his shoulders.

"Okay sensei you can let me down. I'm finished." Naruto did so, extracting the woman off his shoulders watching as she childishly kicked her legs on the way down before her shoes tapped the ground.

Blue eyes looked into starry eyes again.

"That was fun."

Naruto looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "I'm glad you enjoyed yourself, Ai."

Ai tilted her head. "Is that all you think, Sensei?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Am I supposed to think something else?"

Ai, without missing a beat, brought her fingers up to her mouth, gently pulling the corners into a playful smile. Her eyes narrowed coyly as she leaned a little closer. "Come on, Sensei. Didn't you feel even a little flustered with such a pretty woman in your arms?"

Naruto blinked…was he being flirted with?

Probably not.

"You were on my shoulders Ai, not arms."

Whoops, wrong thing to say evidently by the way her eyes narrowed but Naruto decided to die on this hill as he looked away slightly.

"Haaah. Sensei is unexpectedly a bit cowardly but it isn't too bad. Well, come then!" The woman gripped his sleeve pulling him back into the front room.

"What do I need to help with now?"

"Well black hole sensei-"

"Hmm?" Black hole? What did she mean by that?

Not knowing the blonde was a world traveler as such wouldn't get her word play Ai continued.

"We'll use your mighty lungs to blow a couple more balloons and then we can practice our surprise shout! Then you can tell me more about yourself and your family while we wait!"

"Right…"


The car ride was quiet, and Aqua's gaze was fixed outside the window. Being stuck in this toddler's body felt like an eternity sometimes, his thoughts, his memories, everything about him felt far too old for this shell.

It was exhausting, especially when he remembered he only recently gained control of his bowel muscles.

Hahhh.

He glanced over at Ruby, who was sitting next to him, her face glued to the blue glow of Saitou san's phone. It had to be at least the 100th time she had watched the video at this point.

In the car that is.

After a few moments of watching her, Aqua couldn't resist anymore. "Ruby, how can you watch this over and over again? It's the same thing every time."

Ruby barely glanced up. "You don't get it, Aqua. You have to really watch it to understand. It's magic, I swear it is."

Aqua raised an eyebrow, wondering if she was really so gullible. "What's so special about it?"

He didn't get what was so captivating about the chaotic fight, clashing metal and the lightning-fast moves to watch it so much. It didn't seem real to him, just a blur of action and effects, not to mention how sped up it was. Sure, he couldn't quite name a better real life action scene but…

Wasn't the reaction too explosive?

Ruby's eyes briefly flicked toward him as if wondering if he was really curious. "It's the way it feels real, Aqua. I don't know how you even manage to fake half of the things in it. There are countless analysis videos, yet no one can explain how they…"

She stopped fully as if she couldn't find the words.

Her gaze shifted back to the screen. "It's just... different."

Aqua crossed his arms, eyeing the video again, his skepticism growing. It sounded all too much like those idol cults to him. "Looks like special effects.A lot of fancy CGI and camera tricks."

Ruby looked up at him then in mild disbelief. "Special…effects?" she repeated.

She stared at him for a moment, then sighed and turned back to Saitou san's phone, giving him a dismissive shrug. "I mean I guess it could be but considering our situation I won't put up much of a fight when it comes to believing in… other stuff."

'Our situation? What does she mean by our situ…ation.'

"Oh." The usually composed doctor cracked. How could he be so stupid?

Ruby smirked.

"Right?"

Aqua frowned looking down, feeling troubled at the oversight. Now it made much more sense why she believed it was real. Who was he to say otherwise when they were a living breathing example of an anomaly?

Who was he to say anything wasn't real? He wasn't an expert nor authority on anything supernatural, magic or otherwise.

Actually, he realized, they were even more peculiar than the video, at least a hundred times more. No, a thousand times more. Was there even a limit to how amazing, impossible, and terrifying the concept of reincarnation really was?

After a minute of contemplation, Aqua finally relented. His ego wasn't so inflated that he couldn't admit when he was wrong, though it still stung more than he cared to admit.

"You're right."

"I am?!" Ruby's eyes widened in genuine surprise, and she dropped the phone into her lap as she sat up straight. Aqua groaned inwardly. It wasn't like she got one over on him often, but the way she reacted, like she'd just won the lottery, was… a little much.

"Yes. Clearly, there's something else going on in this world that most people have no clue about. Sticking to the same narrow-minded thinking will only hold us back. So, yes, Ruby..." Aqua sighed, resigning himself to the inevitable. "You were right-"

A smug smile tugged at the corners of Ruby's lips. She leaned back slightly, crossing her arms as she gave him a look that practically screamed "victory."

It looked out of place on a two, soon three year old.

"It's about time you came around!"

Aqua frowned, but there was a flicker of begrudging respect in his eyes. "You really have to gloat about it?"

Ruby raised an eyebrow, her smirk widening. "What do you think?"

Before Aqua could shoot back a snarky retort, the silence was broken by a calm voice from the front.

"Are you two alright back there?"

The playfulness instantly vanished from their expressions. Ruby's satisfied grin faltered, and she groaned. Aqua, meanwhile, sighed and looked toward the front, already slipping into his default resting Aqua face.

"Yes, Ichigo-san." It was then they both remembered exactly why they were so bored. They were being lugged around like luggage for a not so surprise party!

"Saitou san is it time for the party yet? All this driving around is boring." Aqua sighed in staring at the quiet man in the front of the car.

"Yeah! Who wants to wait around in this car when we can be celebrating with Mama!"

"Jeez, can you kids even pretend to be surprised?! It'll be no fun if your reactions are that bland you know?"

"We know that Saitou san but it's no fun being in here for so long though I think that'll be coming to an end soon though?" Aqua glanced outside the car making the statement.

Ruby, who was nodding along at first, quickly blurted out a "Bwah?" confused about what he was speaking about.

Saitou san looked in the rearview mirror and smirked.

"Perceptive. Ai sent a message, the preparations were already done, I can send you kids back home."

Even Aqua couldn't help but cheer at the news.

"Finally we can go see Mama!"

"About that…" Ichigo started his face contorting strangely as he turned in the car seat to look at them when they stopped.

Both reincarnated siblings were taken aback at how concerned the man looked.

"You two should probably prepare yourselves, there may be a….extra surprise for you…"

Aqua and Ruby looked at each other in mutual confusion.

What did that mean?


The two twins didn't figure what the man meant even when they reached up the stairs of their apartment and weren't familiar enough with to ask for more information.

So they did something far more important.

They argued on how to handle the surprise.

"We should act oblivious! Mama would be happier if we played along wouldn't she?"

"Would she though? I don't think she'd want us to totally lie, she does know we're both smarter than usual toddlers. A reserved reaction would be more realistic, wouldn't it?"

Ruby hummed.

"True but shouldn't we act for Mama? We are her children after all. She should have something nice to look back to for the future!"

Aqua paused in his footsteps letting the president walk ahead as Ruby glanced back confused.

"Are you okay?"

Aqua looked at her perplexed. Who was this person and where did his slightly(very) foolish sister go?

"Were you always this smart? I've never thought about it like that before."

"Hey what does that-!"

He had thought he was already conscious of Ai's needs already but that line showed he was only having surface level thoughts. How many experiences did they possibly take away from the woman they loved with their already aged minds? Aqua couldn't fathom it. Truly.

It was a harrowing thought and while he knew he had no bearing on his lucky reincarnation, it still weighed on him.

"Aqua! Stop spacing out, we have a party to attend!" Ruby growled annoyed, snapping a finger simultaneously snapping him out of his trance.

Aqua clenched a fist.

"I think we can go with your idea. Ai deserves to have a proper reaction right?"

"What's with the sudden change? Weren't you just reluctant?" Rather than accept it though, Ruby looked creeped out.

"...how do you deal with potentially costing Ai her children. Her real ones?" Aqua blurted, unable to hold it back as Ruby looked bewildered.

"What?"

"You aren't bothered that we shouldn't be here? That some innocent kid potentially lost this chance? That we probably killed 2 babies?!" It hid in the corner of his mind but he couldn't hide it anymore.

There was silence after the declaration.

Then slowly, Ruby's face contorted into disgust. Like the very thought repulsed her to the core. As if it was…

Blasphemy.

"Heeeeh? I'm mama's baby who gives a crap about some make-believe kid that doesn't even exist? She probably would have been spoiled anyway. Ptoi!"

Aqua froze as she spat on the floor.

"W-what?"

Ruby rolled her eyes.

"Unless I have some power that can kill beyond the grave, I didn't kill anyone. I didn't ask to be- well I did wish to be the daughter of my favorite idol but I didn't know it would come true. Why should I stress about someone I don't know when I can enjoy my new life in Ai bliss?"

"B-but we took her experiences as a first time mother! We're monsters!" The doctor tried instilling morals into his twin but her twisted logic wouldn't have it.

"Good! Baby's are awful at everything except for being cute! Mama lucked out on having efficient, self cleaning ones like us. We call her when we need changing in advance, we don't make noise and there's no way we'd get hurt or killed to anything stupid-"

Ruby shrugged, looking very smug as she poked her tiny hand.

"I see no downsides to my usurping of this squishy body for me or her."

"...that actually made some sense- no! How can you say that?! Who would ever want two obsessive fans as children?!"

"A smart person that's who! I mean we loved her in a past life and this life too. What child could ever say that about their mother? I bet a normal child would be mad when mama goes to work for so long and hardly sees us sometimes but me?"

Ruby grinned, crossing her arms.

"I love it! I want to see Mama grow even bigger and better! I want to see her rise, crush her competition and reign supreme over Japan's populace and drain those Otaku wallets! I'll never make a fuss about having to wait so long to see her sometimes but do you know who would?"

Aqua flinched at the logic. Why was this making so much damn sense?!

"A…normal child?"

"Correct! A snot nosed brat who wouldn't even understand that his mama loves him or her. I bet they would make her sad too!"

Of course it never once occurred to him that it made so much sense because he wanted it to. Anyone could easily pick apart the inconsistencies in the girl's words but…

With every word that exited his sister's mouth his own guilt was assuaged into near nothingness until just a faint hint of guilt and a lot of selfishness remained.

Aqua looked down at the floor with mixed emotions. He wasn't weak minded enough to truly believe what she was saying but how many people in this world pursued true rightness and not their own pleasure?

….

Was it truly so wrong to enjoy something he couldn't even change? He wasn't doing anything wrong was he? Unlike most others who hurt people in their pursuits…

'This isn't wrong…'

A hand patted his shoulder and he glanced up to an angelic face holding a devil's smile.

"Trust me bro."

"...where do you even come with this stuff? I'm feeling a bit incompetent here.." Aqua pushed her hand off with a gentle sigh.

"Well I've had a long time to think about it." A funny look came on her face and he knew she was thinking about her past life.

"You like dreaming then."

"...it was all I had."

So her life wasn't all sunshine and rainbows like her personality suggested?

Feeling it was the right time to ask about the elephant they kept avoiding, he was interrupted by a exasperated Saito san.

"You two! We've been waiting for you to come inside, how long are you going to be?" The man whispered, getting the twins' cheeks to blush.

"Sorry Saitou san!" X2

"It's alright hurry up, you're really going to be…surprised." Leaving with a disturbed look on his face both toddlers looked at each other.

"Ready?" Aqua asked.

"Of course I am! You were holding me back." A wide smile answered as the boy nodded.

"Then let's go."

With renewed resolve and the ability to handle anything that came their way, both twins stomped up to the door already fixing their surprised looks.

"This is it. On 3?"

"Yep!"

"1." Aqua began.

"2." Ruby did so too.

"3!" At once both of them pushed the door open and were greeted with camera flashes and loud exclamations.

"Happy Birthday, Aqua and Ruby!"

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

Blink.

The sound of two tiny brains blowing could almost be heard when the duo's eyes met a blonde haired, blue eyed giant's, standing right behind their mother with a warm if slightly awkward smile.

"...yo?"

With that, Ninja, world traveling transmigrant met the Reincarnated power duo.