Stargate Universe
The Lucian Alliance was invading the Planet Earth.
The Goa'uld Motherships were Launching Death Gliders at each other.
Lucian Alliance Fleet: 5 Goa'uld Motherships
Earth Defense Fleet: 3 Goa'uld Motherships, 2 X-303 Class Starships.
The Lucian Alliance was getting reinforcements dropping out of Hyperspace.
Tactical Update:
Lucian Alliance Fleet: 8 Goa'uld Motherships
Earth Defense Fleet: 3 Goa'uld Motherships, 2 X-303 Class Starships.
Ironically, it was the Goa'uld System Lords from the future that even out the odds against the Lucian Alliance.
"The Goa'uld Flagship Fleet has overwhelmed the Lucian Alliance, Transmitting Destress Calls into the future now." The Officer says quickly typing into his Computer Console.
The entire reason they jumped into the past was because the Lucian Alliance was winning the war and slowing down their Military Advancement within the past simultaneously.
Now they had Goa'uld attacking the past because of their interference.
"Firing Nuclear Warheads, impact in 3 minutes." The Tactical Officer reported.
Rick and Morty sneak into Stargate Command, they instantly get captured.
"It's Rick and Morty again, they're asking to speak with SG-1." The Airmen reported.
"Where did they come from?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"We captured them trying to sneak into Carter's Lab." The Airmen reported.
"What are you doing here?" General Jack O'Neill asked Rick Sanchez.
"I'm searching for technology to fight the Ori." Rick Sanchez explained.
"You're from an Alternate Reality where the Ori still exist?" Doctor Daniel Jackson asked worriedly.
"Hopefully, the Ori don't come after me while I'm here." Rick Sanchez says nervously.
SG-1 frowned.
"The Rick and Morty we captured have the same DNA as the ones that died trying to conquer the world." Samantha Carter explained.
"So, Alternate Reality Rick and Morty are asking for our help after their Evil Counterparts died tried to conquer us?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"It does seem ridiculous how idiotic their timing would be otherwise." Samantha Carter admits truthfully.
"Indeed." Teal'c agreed.
"What do you make of their device?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"It's not a weapon, despite appearances, it works just like the Quantum Mirror does." Samantha Carter explained.
"They turned the Quantum Mirror into this Handheld Pistol?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"It does make it easier to carry around with you." Samantha Carter answered back.
"It also complicates things worse than they already were getting." General Jack O'Neill pointed out tiredly.
"Time Travel is one thing, Handheld Dimension Crossing is another." Samantha Carter agreed needlessly.
"Why would anyone make it easier to travel between dimensions?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"Exploration, Resource Shortage, Curiosity." Samantha Carter answered back.
"If it's the Ori, they're desperate." General Jack O'Neill pointed out.
The Goa'uld Fleet was hit by several Nuclear Warheads going off.
Radar Contact was being disrupted, hopefully, they took out enough of the enemy to force them into retreating.
"Anything yet?" The Captain asked worriedly.
"Sensors are being blinded by the Nuclear Detonations, we're falling back to help the rest of our own ships." The Tactical Officer reported back.
"Fleet Status?" The Captain asked worriedly.
"1 Goa'uld Mothership Destroyed, heavy casualties on the surviving ships." The Tactical Officer reported back.
"New Radar Contact, it's the Goa'uld Flagship, they're crippled." The Tactical Officer reported in amazement.
"The Lucian Alliance were ambushed by the Goa'uld from the future and suddenly our only real advantage here went sideways? Carter, what happened?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"The future gambled and everything went haywire on them." Samantha Carter answered back.
"So, the Lucian Alliance lost, and everyone got crippled simultaneously?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"Yes, Sir." Samantha Carter agreed.
"How does this help us?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"The Lucian Alliance's Invasion backfired on them." Samantha Carter told him.
"Yes, however, the Goa'uld are back from the future seeking revenge on us." General Jack O'Neill ponders.
"Thankfully their attack defeated the Lucian Alliance and doomed any attempts to change the past." Samantha Carter reassured him.
"The future saved the planet and crippled themselves, I'm not sure where we go from here?" General Jack O'Neill ponders.
"We have several wounded and some damaged technology to deal with." Samantha Carter told him.
"Exactly my point, we don't have the technology to repair Goa'uld Warships by ourselves." General Jack O'Neill explains the problem.
"Teal'c can ask the Free Jaffa for help." Samantha Carter told him.
"Alright, problem solved." General Jack O'Neill decided hopefully.
"The other issue is Rick and Morty, Sir." Samantha Carter told him.
"Do we know anything about them?" General Jack O'Neill asked curiously.
"They're Americans from another reality, apparently their counterparts were killed by Terrorist Bombmakers within our reality." Samantha Carter told him.
"The NID Freelancers that turned up dead last year?" General Jack O'Neill asked curiously.
"They were Reverse Engineering Goa'uld Technology when somebody smuggled a bomb into their Government Facility. We suspect a Goa'uld Spy was behind it." Samantha Carter told him nervously.
"Meaning the NID will be wanting to Recruit Rick and Morty once they realize they're here." General Jack O'Neill stated unhappy about it.
"Especially after their Evil Counterparts turned out to be Goa'uld themselves." Samantha Carter told him nervously.
Somehow the fact that the Dead Rick and Morty were Goa'uld made it easier to investigate the Living Rick and Morty.
This pair of Rick and Morty were not Goa'uld.
Aside from a Plasma Pistol, all their Equipment was Earth Construction.
"I don't understand it! This Alien Pistol is more advanced than anything the Goa'uld have ever developed! I don't even recognize some of its components!" Samantha Carter proclaimed frustrated.
"So, it's not from anybody we know about?" General Jack O'Neill asked curiously.
"It was definitely made from Asteroid Material, probably an Interstellar Civilization we have not encountered beforehand." Samantha Carter told him nervously.
Their investigation into Rick and Morty's Death didn't cheer anyone up.
The Goa'uld Spy had been Beth Smith, Rick and Morty's Family Member had smuggled the bomb in while she brought their lunch.
Nobody noticed anything wrong until the bomb went off and then the Rick's Household were all found dead.
Based on the report, the Goa'uld got discovered and the family killed each other trying to defend themselves.
It was unclear if the Goa'uld escaped or jumped hosts because the NID lost contact with their own people dealing with it.
"Carter, why are the NID covering up their own incompetence when an Escaped Goa'uld could be trying to sneak our direction?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"They might be distracted by the Goa'uld versions of Rick and Morty randomly appearing inside the United Kingdom." Samantha Carter told him nervously.
"Quick question, did anybody confirm that Rick and Morty were dead before their Goa'uld Counterparts arrived?" General Jack O'Neill asked suspiciously.
"This report doesn't say." Samantha Carter told him suspiciously reading through it.
"You think the bombing was to cover up Rick and Morty becoming Goa'uld themselves?" Samantha Carter asked suspiciously.
"It would explain why the NID are still searching for answers." General Jack O'Neill speculated thoughtfully.
"Unless three versions of Rick and Morty are really running circles around each other because of the Stargate Program itself." Samantha Carter told him suspiciously.
"I really hope that's not happening right now!" General Jack O'Neill declared.
"Morty wake up!" Rick yelled.
"What, where are we?" Morty asked.
"We're prisoners of the Goa'uld." Rick says searching their Holding Cell.
"Why hasn't the Council of Ricks rescued us yet?" Morty asked.
"The Goa'uld is another Rick trying to infiltrate the Council of Ricks, their best option would be to kill us all if they showed up here." Rick explained.
"So, they're not coming because it's a trap?" Morty questioned.
"Unless the Goa'uld already infiltrated the Council of Ricks and left us to die here." Rick speculated worriedly.
"Correction, they did leave us to die here!" Rick screams when the entire Goa'uld Mothership was abandoned in orbit of primitives.
"They took my Portal Gun and left us stranded in their abandoned ship without any food!" Rick shouted in outrage.
The NID finally found Rick and Morty alive.
Explaining their whole family had turned up dead didn't make thing better.
Their Dead Goa'uld Counterparts had kidnapped them and then conquered the Council of Ricks before their invasion attempt.
The Council of Ricks were probably all Goa'uld and every Rick Sanchez would be panicking about it eventually.
If anybody realized what was going on before all the Ricks got Goa'uld Possessed.
Best case scenario, the Ricks would wipe out the Goa'uld Infiltration.
Worst case scenario, the Goa'uld Infiltration would go after every Rick and Morty that got in their way.
Of course, Stargate Command didn't take the news very well.
"Carter, any ideas?" General Jack O'Neill asked.
"Rick and Morty solved the issue of Entropic Cascade Failure before we did." Samantha Carter pointed out.
"I mean about the Goa'uld Infiltration of their Council of Ricks Clubhouse." General Jack O'Neill corrected her.
"They obviously underestimated the Goa'uld Infiltration Risk when they got all these dimensions working together." Samantha Carter stated knowingly.
"We're basically cleaning up somebody else's mess again." General Jack O'Neill agreed.
"At least the Council of Ricks will be easy to find." Samantha Carter stated knowingly.
"Only because the Council of Ricks will be under Goa'uld Control, otherwise, they will be shooting at each other when we arrive." General Jack O'Neill reminded her.
Unfortunately, the Council of Ricks hadn't even noticed the Goa'uld Infiltration yet.
Apparently, it hadn't spread very fast, and nobody knew about the Goa'uld Species before the infestation started.
So, SG-1 had to convince everyone that the Goa'uld were real and hunt them down.
The Council of Ricks were not helpful.
"I can't believe they locked us up when we came to help them." Camron Mitchell complained.
"I can't believe they never encountered the Goa'uld before now." Vala Mal Doran told him suspiciously.
"Most of our realities don't have Stargates within the Milky Way Galaxy." Rick S-55 explained.
"So, thousands of dimensions where the Stargate Builders never existed got introduced to the Goa'uld who probably rebuild their empires because nobody else can stop them." Daniel Jackson summarized their problem.
"The Goa'uld can also invade other dimensions because the Council of Ricks are unaware of them, that's the whole problem here!" Rick S-55 yelled in frustration.
"So, all it took was the Goa'uld hijacking some Rick and learning all about your Council of Ricks to manipulate the situation to their advantage?" Samantha Carter asked suspiciously.
"We never encountered the Goa'uld beforehand, we were already at war with somebody else when this happened. We got blindsided and thankfully the Goa'uld didn't understand how all our technology works yet." Rick S-55 explained.
"You Stopped Entropic Cascade Failure and got outsmarted by the Goa'uld?" Samantha Carter asked suspiciously.
"The Goa'uld didn't exist until they entered our dimension, they probably scattered into other dimensions to avoid detection." Rick S-55 explained.
"Bottom-line, the Goa'uld will just return to our dimension unless we save your Council of Ricks from being compromised." Camron Mitchell summarized.
The sounds of several alarms going off changed their plans.
"The Goa'uld have attacked the Citadel!" A Guard Rick screamed.
"Of course, their entire operation would be defenseless against the Goa'uld Invasion. What else should we expect today?" Camron Mitchell summarized sarcastically.
A running firefight was going on between the Jaffa Invaders and the Guard Ricks.
SG-1 had their weapons returned because everyone was defending themselves and nobody wanted to admit being wrong about the Goa'uld being real.
Everybody not fighting was panicking while their Space Station crumbled around them.
"This feels like we're fighting inside a Burning House, everything keeps falling apart." Camron Mitchell summarized while returning fire.
"They started the Self-Destruction Devices, everybody run for the Escape Pods!" A Guard Rick panicked during the alarms getting louder.
"It's the Nuclear Reactors building up to detonation! Everyone, run for your lives!" More terrified screaming came from every direction.
"I think it's time to abandon ship!" Camron Mitchell yelled fearfully following the stampede towards the Escape Pods.
SG-1 watched the Citadel of Ricks explode from their Escape Pod.
Several Goa'uld Motherships got caught up in the Nuclear Blast.
Unfortunately, more Goa'uld Motherships were coming out of Blue Portals to block their escape.
"At least we know where the Goa'uld Fleet is." Camron Mitchell says jokingly.
"They didn't know how vulnerable our floating city really was until it exploded." Rick S-55 explained.
"So, they outgunned your entire operation by accident?" Daniel Jackson questioned.
"Apparently, they thought we would be stronger than we were." Rick S-55 explained.
"This just means that multiple dimensions are now defenseless without anyone to stand against the Goa'uld!" Samantha Carter declared pointedly.
"What's that flashing light?" Daniel Jackson asked.
"That's just impossible!" Rick S-55 protested the Imperial Star Destroyer coming out of Hyperspace behind them.
Tie Fighters swarmed out of the Imperial Star Destroyer charging towards the Goa'uld Motherships.
"Star Wars just became real and we're leaving now!" Rick S-55 screamed as he activated his Portal Gun and ran for freedom.
"Follow him!" Samantha Carter yelled, and SG-1 quickly entered the swirling whirlpool of light.
They ended up in the Garage.
"I think we're back on Planet Earth again." Vala says hopefully.
"What happened here?" Rick was inspecting another Dead Rick suspiciously.
"I'm guessing we jumped to the wrong dimension." Samantha Carter speculated.
"I'm more worried about everybody being dead here." Rick S-55 says back.
SG-1 followed rick into the Kitchen, Beth and Morty were dead next to the Broken Shotgun.
"It looks like a fire fight happened here." Doctor Daniel Jackson observed.
"Jerry and Summer seem to be missing." Rick S-55 says back.
"Somebody might have survived." Camron Mitchell says hopefully.
Dead Stormtroopers in the hallway.
"If Darth Vader comes out, the plan is to run for it!" Rick proclaimed nervously.
Jerry Smith had been killed by a Lightsaber next to the Broken Television.
"The Galactic Empire is real and deadly, why is this happening!" Summer Smith was hysterical and yelling at them.
"Stop trying to jump scare me, Summer!" Rick protested.
"Our Grandpa Rick died, you're Replacement Grandpa Rick! You must warn the Council of Ricks that Star Wars is real!" Summer screamed.
"Sorry, the Council of Ricks got wiped out by the Goa'uld Invasion already. We're on our own here." Rick explained and Summer started crying how unfair life was being.
"Let's quickly summarize, I have SG-1 and one Traumatized Granddaughter to work with against two interdimensional invasion fleets. I never thought I would miss having Morty at my side, this is just getting depressing really fast." Rick rambled off in sudden defeat.
Rick S-55 was the first Rick to exist within the Stargate Universe, it was really boring until the NID recruited him into their Goa'uld Reverse Engineering Program.
The Ori got defeated and then the Goa'uld kidnapped him to get inside the Citadel of Ricks.
Truthfully, nobody saw the Goa'uld Hijacking Ricks for their Portal Guns as an option, especially when the Goa'uld were being wiped out and the Ori invaded.
The Council of Ricks had been doomed, it was one of the new timelines where Rick Sanchez was being outsmarted by an Alien Invasion, only this time it got worse.
He had hidden knowledge of the Goa'uld Technology from the Council of Ricks because he wanted to avoid interference with his dimension.
Obviously, he forgot about Alternate Realities where the Goa'uld still existed, and another Rick was under Goa'uld control before he realized his mistake.
Rick Sanchez had doomed the Council of Ricks to keep the American Stargate Program safe from his own counterparts.
He was probably more worried about the Ori Invaders following him back towards the Council of Ricks than the Goa'uld and either way he failed.
His patriotism doomed the Council of Ricks to the Goa'uld Invasion, he had picked sides and hopefully the American Stargate Program would forgive him for his mistakes resurrecting the Goa'uld all over again.
Putting aside his Guilty Consciousness, Rick S-55 checked his hidden laboratory.
His counterpart lived in a reality without the Goa'uld, unfortunately, the Galactic Federation was at war with Emperor Palpatine.
"So, another reality where Emperor Palpatine got Rick's Portal Gun and destroyed an identical Citadel of Ricks beforehand?" Rick questioned the information he discovered.
Emperor Palpatine and the Goa'uld both got control of Rick's Portal Gun before they fought over dimensions.
It seemed that both versions of the Citadel of Ricks were destroyed because their Portal Guns fell into the wrong hands.
The pattern was getting predictable enough that Rick wondered why they were outmatched every single time.
The Central Finite Curve had been destroyed, Rick and Morty were no longer protected from stronger enemies invading their dimensions unchecked.
Emperor Palpatine and the Goa'uld were just the beginning of Rick and Morty being outmatched, it horrified Rick S-55.
"Well, well, well. Somebody sounds desperate for some help." Bill Cipher gloats.
Rick S-55 tried to ignore the Talking Triangle floating around the room.
"I'm not interested in your deals." Rick snaps.
Bill Cipher holds up a sign saying, "Deals Available on request." that Rick rolled his eyes at tirelessly.
Luke Skywalker had been training his Lightsaber Skills.
The moment Emperor Palpatine disappeared, it got easier to deceive people into thinking that Darth Vader was still alive.
Luke had to admit that being the New Darth Vader helped him investigate his father without getting in his way.
The Amnesiac Darth Vader seemed to slowly regain power without Emperor Palpatine around to stop him.
Unfortunately, the Jedi Clones of Galen Marek had started fighting over the same woman inside the Rebel Alliance.
Juno Eclipse had never expected multiple versions of her lover to start fighting over her.
It had the entire Rebel Alliance distracted trying to keep the Identical Galen Marek Clones under control.
Oddly enough, the Galactic Empire had Snoke try to replace Emperor Palpatine while he was gone.
Thankfully, Luke Skywalker was there to save the Galactic Empire from Snoke and disrupt several of Emperor Palpatine's plans.
Rick S-55 went back to searching for clues.
Basically, he discovered that the Central Finite Curve had been destroyed, multiple identical versions of the Citadel of Ricks were being rebuilt to defend themselves.
Rick and Morty Communities were going back into hiding while the Goa'uld spread across their dimensions unchecked.
It seemed that Emperor Palpatine's Galactic Empire was fighting the Goa'uld and nobody else had the resources to do so.
Ironically, Emperor Palpatine's Galactic Empire would have conquered everything without the Goa'uld standing in their way.
Murphy's Law saved the day by complete accident.
An entire multiverse run by Murphy's Law just protected the Rick and Morty Communities from being wiped out.
Unfortunately, it also Released Sith Inquisitors to hunt down Rick and Morty because that was what happened before the Goa'uld got in their way.
Bill Cipher was still waiting for him to ask for help nearby.
Rick S-55 just looked exasperated.
"Stop stalling, we both know you need my help. I'll even make this easier for you. I want the Rick and Morty Communities to keep being my personal reality show. Unfortunately, if all versions of Rick and Morty stop their Television Recordings, where do I get my entertainment?" Bill Cipher negotiated thoughtfully.
"Wait, you asked the Time Baby to Resurrect Rick and Morty for your personal entertainment?" Rick asked in amazement.
"You're welcome, I got the Citadel of Ricks Blueprints right here. Real fan of your chaos adventures. However, I got this one small problem. This Milo Murphy has been born to destroy me, image my surprise when I realized that I'm waiting for him to destroy me inside the future. I basically changed the past and he was always in the background waiting for his destiny to destroy me to find him. No matter how many Time Paradoxes I create, he is always there. It's starting to really terrify me." Bill Cipher explains.
"You want my help keeping Milo Murphy away from you?" Rick Sanchez asked Bill Cipher suspiciously.
"You're seriously afraid of this Milo Murphy destroying you?" Rick Sanchez asked Bill Cipher suspiciously.
"Alright, I keep Milo Murphy away from you and you help me rebuild the Citadel of Ricks against the Goa'uld Threat. Deal." Rick shakes Bill's hand.
Luke Skywalker was being thrown across the room by the Force.
Snoke was stronger than he expected.
His Darth Vader Disguise Confused Snoke, however, their Lightsaber Duel to the death decided the future of the Galactic Empire regardless.
Emperor Palpatine left to conquer other dimensions and Luke Skywalker was finally trying to take control of the Galactic Empire away from Snoke.
The Sith Lord Named Snoke hit him with Force Lightning again.
The next thing he knew, he's falling into water and being rescued by Bill Cipher.
"Darth Vader Junior, welcome to Planet Earth." Bill Cipher says charmingly.
"Let's heal you up, that's better. Sleep and tomorrow I'll show you around Weirdmageddon." Bill Cipher smiled.
Emperor Palpatine never discovered how Luke Skywalker got pulled into Gravity Falls or why Bill Cipher shared Rick's Portal Gun Blueprints with his only real living threat.
Emperor Palpatine did notice when the Goa'uld Possessed Sith Inquisitors to fight his expansion and suddenly his entire operation was thrown into chaos.
Snoke told Emperor Palpatine that somebody Cloned Darth Vader and tried to take over the Galactic Empire for themselves.
Between the Goa'uld Possessing Sith Inquisitors and the Rebel Alliance Cloning Jedi Knights to defend themselves, Emperor Palpatine had his hands full trying to keep up with everything.
Rick's Portal Gun Blueprints helped Emperor Palpatine expand into other dimensions that where already under Goa'uld Attack.
It was bad timing caused by the Council of Ricks being wiped out from another dimension and leaving another empire to collide right into his own identical expansion plans.
All it proved was the Council of Ricks existed within other dimensions and was unable to defend itself from the Goa'uld Threat now overwhelming the Galactic Empire's Expansion Plans.
Emperor Palpatine quickly had to return home to stop the Goa'uld Threat invading his own Star Wars Universe.
Bill Cipher watched the Goa'uld Invasion into the Star Wars Universe.
At least this will keep the Galactic Empire's Expansion Plans in check.
The Rebel Alliance was in worse shape, the 12 Jedi Clones of Galen Marek were their only advantage against both the Galactic Empire and the Goa'uld Invasion into the Star Wars Universe.
Realistically, the Goa'uld Invasion would keep Emperor Palpatine busy for years and all Bill Cipher needed to do was get the Rick Citadel rebuilt.
Soon Rick and Morty would be back to their crazy adventures with the Goa'uld scattered into the background.
The Wild Card Named Luke Skywalker looked very useful.
DNA Scans of his Magical Force Powers being Genetic told Bill Cipher everything he needed to know.
"Time to create my own Jedi Rick Sanchez to drop into the Clone Wars and see what happens." Bill Cipher smirked.
The Newborn Rick got teleported into the Jedi Temple of the past.
The Star Wars Universe under Goa'uld Attack was unchanged.
Jedi Youngling Rick Sanchez was only one year old and already the Shatterpoint brought Mace Windu right towards him.
Nobody remembers who brought the Baby Rick into the Jedi Temple, he was strong with the Force and not old enough to fight in the Clone Wars yet.
Anakin Skywalker seemed to be the only one that shared Rick's Midi-Chlorian Count of over Twenty Thousand.
Rick was too young to be the chosen one, even if his discovery shocked Palpatine and caused the Jedi Order to ponder the odd timing behind his arrival.
Unfortunately, Rick would be unable to stop Anakin Skywalker from falling to the dark side and coming to kill him.
The best outcome was for the Council of Ricks to stumble across him before the Galactic Empire began.
Sadly, Baby Rick ended up being kidnapped by Palpatine and fully trained to be one of the Sith Inquisitors that the Goa'uld Invasion turned into their Host Bodies.
While it completed the unexpected time loop, Sith Inquisitor Rick did very little to change the future before he died as a Goa'uld Spy.
Bill Cipher watched his small experiment incorporate itself into Jedi History cheerfully.
Truthfully, the best part was Creating Rick Sanchez with Jedi Powers and not getting in trouble for it.
The Interstellar Warfare between the Goa'uld and the Galactic Empire was the perfect proving ground to test his powers undetected.
"Time to get creative." Bill Cipher says before he Created Baby Stanley Pines as another Jedi Youngling hidden inside the Galactic Empire's population.
Next, he Created Stanford Pines as Stanley's Jedi Twin and waited to see who discovered them abandoned on their doorstep.
The confused man found the Abandoned Twins on his doorstep and glanced around in growing confusion.
Reporting the incident quickly led to the discovery of them being Force Sensitive Infants of unknown origins.
Emperor Palpatine is quickly told about them, and then plans are made to train them against the Goa'uld Invasion.
Bill Cipher smirked amused to see the Stan Twins grow up to become Living Weapons for Emperor Palpatine.
Fueled only by the desire to see his enemies suffer, Bill Cipher watched his identical creations become Sith Inquisitors and die fighting the Goa'uld Invasion within the future.
Creating Duplicate Gravity Falls Characters to die fighting the Goa'uld Invasion within the Star Wars Universe was keeping Bill Cipher busy.
Soos Ramirez, Wendy Corduroy, Pacifica Northwest, Robbie Valentino, Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Fiddleford McGucket, Gideon Gleeful, Stanley Pines and Stanford Pines.
All ten of the Cipher Circle would be duplicated as Jedi Younglings that Bill Cipher would watch fight to the death.
It was the perfect revenge, nobody was even upset that Bill Cipher was Creating Heroes to die for the Star Wars Universe because ironically, he was cleaning up Rick and Morty's Mistake bringing the Goa'uld Invasion there.
It was a weird loophole that was keeping the Time Baby away from Bill Cipher's Attempts to protect the Star Wars Universe from the Goa'uld Invasion.
Technically Bill Cipher was trying to get his own Sith Order to worship him as their Chaos God.
Thankfully, the Goa'uld Invasion was keeping Bill Cipher distracted helping Rick and Morty rebuild their Citadel again.
Between Luke Skywalker and Emperor Palpatine scheming against each other, the future looked better without the Goa'uld Possessing Sith Inquisitors to fight both sides.
The end goal was really to get Rick and Morty back to normal again.
Basically, the Goa'uld and Palpatine's Galactic Empire would hopefully destroy each other before Rick and Morty became their next targets.
Bill Cipher just needed to keep everything balanced equally or maybe he needed the Ori Motherships to eradicate the Goa'uld for him.
Bill Cipher ponders asking the Ori for help against the Goa'uld.
Luke Skywalker wandered around Weirdmageddon.
Bill Cipher had turned Gravity Falls into his Hunting Grounds ten years ago.
All the Townsfolk were Stone Statues recycled into the shape of Bill Cipher's Chair.
Hungry Lovecraft Monsters roamed randomly around Gravity Falls attacking people that came to investigate why everyone disappeared.
Luke Skywalker was able to kill several terrors before looking for clues about Bill Cipher's past.
Dipper and Mabel are both Werewolves, Soos was keeping them under control.
Luke Skywalker had no idea what was going on.
The Mystery Shack had seen better days, Luke Skywalker found the front door unlocked.
The Mystery Shack looked ransacked; Luke Skywalker searched the Kitchen carefully trying to avoid making any noise.
Soos walked into the room and pointed his Crossbow at him.
"Dude, you picked the wrong house to steal from!" Soos declared.
"Wait, I'm no Thief!" Luke Skywalker protested.
"Why else would you sneak in here uninvited? We have the only Food Supply left inside Gravity Falls!" Soos disagreed.
"I just want information about Bill Cipher!" Luke Skywalker yelled at him.
"Bill Cipher? You're Investigating Bill Cipher? You suicidal or from another dimension?" Soos relaxed.
"I'm from another dimension, Bill Cipher brought me here." Luke Skywalker explained.
"The Talking Triangle is crazy, you run, or you get hunted down around here. My best advice is to head for the nearest town and hope you survive long enough to find shelter." Soos says pointedly.
Luke Skywalker paused to consider his options.
"Dude, I need to check on the twins upstairs. Stay downstairs until I get back." Soos says nervously.
Luke Skywalker watched Soos leave the room and quickly looked around for something to do.
Checking the next room, Luke Skywalker found Pacifica Northwest watching tv.
It was a movie about Mabel's Guide to Homeschooling.
A Teenage Mabel Pines was explaining how to make education interesting.
Basically, Quiz Show competition to reward the smartest students or keep yourself from forgetting new information.
It got inventive and turned into a team sport with Flash Cards asking questions.
Apparently, Pacifica Northwest was watching herself answer questions against Dipper Pines to win bragging rights.
Home movies from happier times.
"Where did you come from?" Pacifica Northwest asked Luke Skywalker.
"I was in the kitchen talking with Soos." Luke Skywalker told her.
"Ok, just don't go insane and try to kill everybody." Pacifica Northwest says nervously looking him over carefully.
Somehow, everyone had trust issues with strangers showing up, probably justified if the entire town was running low on food like Soos told him earlier.
It made too much sense to distrust anybody that came into Gravity Falls after Bill Cipher took control.
Most were Demon Hunters seeking to Destroy Bill Cipher or Bounty Hunters working for Bill Cipher to kill troublemakers.
Almost all of them ended up trying to kill Dipper and Mabel when they discovered their Werewolf Curse.
Nobody liked Werewolves spreading outside of Gravity Falls, it just horrified them into hunting people down to keep the problem from endangering others.
Naturally, Bill Cipher Transformed Dipper and Mabel into Werewolves because he wanted their Uncle Ford to beg him for help.
Interdimensional Goggles, what a difference it makes when Bill Cipher does a deal with Rick Sanchez to save the universe.
Ironically, the only person that would help Rick Sanchez was Bill Cipher and whenever it happened, Rick and Morty shared technology with Bill Cipher.
"My deal with Rick and Morty was very simple, the Pines Family in exchange for the universe. Obviously, I agreed to protect Gravity Falls. Nobody said anything about the rest of Humanity, they're Monster Food. It was only the Mystery Shack Family I left untouched." Bill Cipher told Cthulhu.
Dipper and Mabel might be Werewolves, but they're both under Bill Cipher's Protection because of Rick and Morty.
Save Gravity Falls, doom the universe!
It's what happens when Rick and Morty get outgunned, Bill Cipher plays God to save them.
Thank you, Murphy's Law!
The Time Baby hated Bill Cipher conquering dimensions unchecked.
The Dragon Ball Universe Number Four was the only universe where Milo Murphy Defeated Bill Cipher.
Rick and Morty never encountered Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls had Dragon Balls and the only downside was Goku didn't exist to save them.
Outside of the Dragon Ball Universe Number Four was pure chaos where Rick and Morty were siding with Bill Cipher to save themselves.
Ironically, Rick and Morty were defenseless without Bill Cipher's Protection.
Murphy's Law had given Milo Murphy the opportunity to Cripple Rick and Morty because Bill Cipher would be destroyed.
It wasn't fair and several people would suffer to ensure Bill Cipher lost.
The Time Baby just looked into the cause and the effect of existence nervously.
Milo Murphy had been chosen to save the Multiverse from Bill Cipher; the Time Baby didn't know how it would happen yet.
So, he waited the Rick and Morty Paradox to finish itself out.
Babylon Five Universe: Rick and Morty hiding from the Shadows.
Stargate Universe: Rick and Morty hiding from the Goa'uld System Lords.
Star Wars Universe: Rick and Morty hiding from the Galactic Empire.
Star Trek Universe: Rick and Morty killed fighting off the Borg Invasion.
Dragon Ball Universe Four: Bill Cipher shared his Time Travel Technology with Rick and Morty before the Time Baby killed them.
"Amazing, Rick and Morty are overwhelmed in every new universe here. The only problem is I'm no match for the Borg or the Shadows. The Ori and the Sith Lords would also cause me problems." Bill Cipher ponders.
Bill Cipher was suddenly shocked how outclassed he was becoming.
Rick and Morty had lost their Portal Guns to stronger enemies than Bill Cipher expected.
"I might be destroyed because of Rick and Morty, not good." Bill Cipher told himself.
Bill Cipher was dumbfounded that Rick and Morty are losing.
"The one time that Rick and Morty get themselves defeated endangers my survival to five threats simultaneously, how absurd can you get?" Bill Cipher asked himself.
Tactical Assessment of the Dragon Ball Universe Four: The Red Ribbon Army is fighting King Piccolo; Gravity Falls is caught in the middle.
The Time Baby rules the future where Rick and Morty get killed.
Bill Cipher paused to consider what he was reading.
"This is the dimension where Milo Murphy defeats me?" Bill Cipher asked himself nervously.
The universe with their own Dragon Balls is where Milo Murphy gets strong enough to Kill Bill Cipher.
Rick S-55 frowned.
Dragon Ball Universe Four was horrible.
The Local Rick Sanchez was dead, and Jerry Smith was creating his own Portal Gun in his place.
Jerry Smith was smarter than his dumber counterparts and Beth had never been born at all!
"So, Smart Jerry never married Beth because Rick died before he got married himself. Jerry Smith became Iron Man and I'm dead! This dimension stinks!" Rick S-55 declared in outrage.
The Dragon Balls were the only good thing here.
Jerry Smith being Iron Man instead of Tony Stark was just weird.
Jerry Smith acting like Tony Stark made even less sense to him.
The Avengers lead by Jerry Smith would probably be next.
Rick S-55 looked away from his Internet Search trying to stomach how messed up everything was getting.
Milo Murphy was still in Middle School, it wasn't hard to locate him, even with all the newspaper speculation on his dad running for mayor.
Martin Murphy for Town Mayor, Rick S-55 studied everything around him.
Milo Murphy was unaware of Bill Cipher and currently being chased by an Angry Mob.
Rick Sanchez got out of the way before they trampled him.
The Weird Hodgepodge of merged dimensions didn't get any better.
Kim Possible was fighting the Red Skull with Captain America.
The Angry Mob started running away from the Hydra Soldiers invading their town.
"Surrender Milo Murphy or watch your homes burn!" The Red Skull proclaimed.
"Of course, who else would the Red Skull be after." Rick facepalmed himself.
Rick Sanchez S-55 watched the Avengers Rescue Milo Murphy from the Red Skull.
Thor and Hulk were even fighting Hydra Robots nearby.
"Alright, Milo Murphy has to be cursed to have this much bad luck following him around." Rick S-55 decided.
Spying on Milo Murphy was getting Rick Sanchez nowhere.
All he discovered was the Hydra Agents wanted to Steal Murphy's Law from Milo Murphy's DNA.
Obviously, the Avengers were protecting Milo Murphy who Bill Cipher was currently afraid of being around him.
The prophecy about Milo Murphy Killing Bill Cipher becoming inevitable didn't help much at all!
The Council of Ricks were scattered across dimensions, the Bill Cipher Counterparts were suddenly working together because the Milo Murphy Prophecy threatened them, and Rick Sanchez was their savior.
Ironically, Bill Cipher asking the Council of Ricks for help had been useless because they keep getting slaughtered before Milo Murphy did anything.
Murphy's Law pushed Rick and Morty into worse case scenarios repeatedly, the biggest one was discovering the Borg at war with 25th Century Starfleet and stranding themselves there.
Murphy's Law pushed Rick and Morty into every deadly dimension it found and suddenly Bill Cipher was rescuing them.
Realistically, Bill Cipher Needed Rick and Morty to keep Milo Murphy away from him, naturally, Rick and Morty being dead defeated his goals.
That was why Rick and Morty Helped Bill Cipher Conquer Gravity Falls, Murphy's Law forced them to pick sides.
Accept Bill Cipher's Protection or risk instant death fighting the Council of Ricks themselves.
The choice was insane enough without the Time Baby discovering them afterwards.
Unfortunately, Rick S-55 had no clue what to do about Milo Murphy.
Fighting the Avengers to Kill Milo Murphy might backfire if they just used the Dragon Balls to wish him back to life and then he had King Piccolo to deal with also.
Fighting the Avengers, the Red Skull and King Piccolo simultaneously would be crazy.
Regardless, all he really needed to do was keep Milo Murphy away from Bill Cipher or Gravity Falls itself.
Hopefully, spying on Milo Murphy would be enough to avoid problems happening.