Bill Cipher makes a deal with Goku to defeat an invasion from another universe! Rick and Morty get caught in the crossfire.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Drama - King Mickey, Goku S. - Chapters: 613 - Words: 337,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Jan 22 - Published: Jan 20, 2010 - id: 5681128
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Last time on Ducktective: Yogi Bear was sent to Jail for Stealing Picnic Baskets.
"I have never seen Ranger Smith mad at Yogi Bear before." Mabel Pines says thoughtfully.
"Watch enough Yogi Bear Cartoons and it seems inevitable." Dipper Pines suggests.
"Ranger Smith and Yogi Bear are still great friends regardless." Mabel Pines says back.
"John Constantine, Attorney for Yogi Bear and Boo Boo Bear."
"Wait, why is John Constantine in the Cartoon Crossover?" Mabel Pines asked suspiciously.
"He seems to be Yogi Bear's Attorney." Dipper Pines ponders how absurd it was.
"Your honor, Yogi Bear and Boo Boo Bear require supervision. I ask the court to provide Ranger Smith with more resources to keep them under control." John Constantine argued his point.
"I also ask permission for Ducktective's help dealing with Yogi Bear." John Constantine continued talking.
"Wait, why am I on your Television?" Detective John Constantine asked them.
Dipper and Mabel noticed Detective John Constantine standing behind them.
"It's a Cartoon Crossover Episode and we don't know why you are in it yet." Mabel Pines explained.
"Somebody's idea of a practical joke, making me become Yogi Bear's Attorney." John Constantine ponders.
"Wait, why is Candy Chiu the Judge?" Mabel Pines asked suspiciously.
"Are we sure this cartoon isn't from some parallel dimension?" Detective John Constantine asked them.
"That would explain why we are suddenly in the cartoon." Dipper Pines ponders how absurd it was getting.
"Wait, Yogi Bear took Picnic Baskets from our counterparts and why are we dating each other in this cartoon?" Mabel Pines asked suspiciously.
"Wait, why am I proposing marriage to my sister?" Dipper Pines panicked.
Dipper and Mabel look uncomfortable watching themselves make out with each other.
"I really didn't expect spontaneous marriage proposals from Dipper Pines." John Constantine ponders the absurd cartoon.
Dipper and Mabel look freaked out.
"Did I tell you two that I work part time as the School Guidance Counselor for Gravity Falls?" Detective John Constantine asked them.
Dipper and Mabel look at John Constantine in bewilderment together.
Bill Cipher pondered why Yogi Bear took Picnic Baskets from Dipper and Mabel in the first place.
It was ridiculous watching Dipper and Mabel freak out over watching themselves make out with each other on television.
To be honest, Bill Cipher thought it was hilarious timing to see how John Constantine reacted to himself being Yogi Bear's Attorney.
The spontaneous marriage proposals from Dipper Pines had dumbfounded John Constantine during Yogi Bear's Court Case.
Well, everyone was watching Dipper and Mabel make out with each other dumbfoundedly.
Judge Candy Chiu was smiling at Dipper and Mabel before yelling at Yogi Bear again.
"Why did you steal Picnic Baskets from these lovebirds?" John Constantine asked Yogi Bear in sudden exasperation.
"How was I to know they were teenage lovers? I just wanted their Picnic Baskets!" Yogi Bear defends himself.
John Constantine glared at Yogi Bear.
"I think Yogi Bear is in trouble." John Constantine told Dipper and Mabel.
Pacifica Northwest was Dipper and Mabel's Lawyer.
Judge Candy Chiu was still yelling at Yogi Bear.
Ranger Smith is unable to stop Yogi Bear being sent back to Jail for Stealing Picnic Baskets.
The next day Bill Cipher visits Yogi Bear's Dreams to offer him a deal.
Bill Cipher Hijacked Yogi Bear's Body to Kill Dipper and Mabel.
Dipper and Mabel had Bear Spray.
Bill Cipher screamed in surprise.
"That has to be the worse plan I have ever seen!" John Constantine told Dipper and Mabel.
"Like we wouldn't be prepared for the Bear Attacks in advance." Dipper Pines agreed.
"Poor Yogi Bear never saw the Bear Spray coming!" Mabel announced sympathetically.
"Bill Cipher will probably try something else." John Constantine told Dipper and Mabel.
Ranger Smith was happy that Dipper and Mabel decided to forgive Yogi Bear.
Yogi Bear was unhappy that everyone was buying Bear Spray to protect their Picnic Baskets from him.
Bill Cipher got captured by John Constantine doing his exorcism.
Dipper and Mabel share their Picnic Baskets with Pacifica Northwest as the cartoon ends.
"Well, it seems like everything worked itself out." John Constantine told Dipper and Mabel.
"Hopefully, all the Bear Spray will keep Yogi Bear out of trouble." Dipper added thoughtfully.
Space Beth was watching Doctor Doom rebuild the Citadel of Ricks.
Looting multiple abandoned versions of the Citadel of Ricks gave them the perfect blueprints to resurrect it again.
Of course, 50 identical versions of the Citadel of Ricks being destroyed didn't cheer anyone up very much.
Rick Sanchez went to Doctor Doom out of desperation.
Ironically, helping Doctor Doom surpass Rick Sanchez was the best way to rebuild the Council of Ricks without being killed.
Rick Sanchez finally needed protection to restore the Council of Ricks back to normal again.
Probably the only Rick Sanchez to live long enough to realize how outmatched he was and talk the Red Skull into fighting for him.
Admittedly, allowing the Red Skull and Doctor Doom to loot the Citadel of Ricks wasn't the best way to avoid being double-crossed.
It was just the best way to win them over and convince them that he was powerless without their help.
Corroborator Rick Sanchez was helping the Red Skull and Doctor Doom plunder technology from multiple abandoned versions of the Citadel of Ricks.
While the Council of Kangs debated what to do about it, Space Beth was visiting the Jerry Smith Daycare Centers.
The Demon Infestation had thrown everything into chaos.
The Planetary Blockades were already in place.
"You're not stranded, you're hunting for food!" Space Beth accused the Demon Possessed Jerry Smith.
"Our Food Supplies need to be replaced." The Demon Possessed Jerry Smith stated back knowingly.
"You're hunting people down for food!" Space Beth yelled back in outrage.
"Humans and their morality, you're outnumbered, be more reasonable here. You don't want to throw your life away needlessly." The Demon Possessed Jerry Smith stated back knowingly.
"What do you want?" Space Beth demanded.
"Food, Planetary Leadership." The Demon Possessed Jerry Smith stated back knowingly.
"You're overwhelming the Planetary Population Centers, causing chaos everywhere." Space Beth pointed out.
"The Planetary Government is still intact, we need resources." The Demon Possessed Jerry Smith explained.
"You want more resources to conquer the planet faster." Space Beth stated back knowingly.
"Of course, the Council of Ricks being gone has opened up some new opportunities for us." The Demon Possessed Jerry Smith explained.
Space Beth rolled her eyes at him.
Ultron had taken control of the Abandoned Citadel of Ricks.
Unfortunately, Murphy's Law was pulling in multiple versions of the Citadel of Ricks to compensate for the destroyed ones.
Regardless of them all being powerless against Dormammu, Rick and Morty had the best technology available to fight the Council of Kangs.
Unfortunately, Rick and Morty were unaware of the Council of Kangs.
Rick and Morty had only recently discovered the Avengers fighting the Red Skull.
"Why is Mister Nimbus on the Television?" Morty asked.
"Mister Nimbus is at the United Nations giving his speech on world politics." Rick says suspiciously.
"Why is Mister Nimbus at the United Nations?" Morty asked.
"I don't know yet! Mister Nimbus keeps talking about boring politics and debating world history with the rest of the United Nations." Rick Sanchez explains.
"Do you think Mister Nimbus brainwashed the United Nations?" Morty asked worriedly.
"We should probably avoid the United Nations until we know for sure." Rick decided.
Telephone rings.
"Grandpa Rick, Mister Nimbus just hired you to be his Bodyguard!" Summer Smith announced in sudden disbelief.
"Why is this reality run by Murphy's Law?" Rick Sanchez asked himself nervously.
Doctor Doom and Mister Nimbus were eating lunch together.
Rick and Morty were watching them nervously.
"As long as Doctor Doom and Mister Nimbus avoid fighting each other, we are fine." Rick told Morty.
Mister Nimbus introduced Rick and Morty to Doctor Doom.
An Assassination Attempt on Doctor Doom happens.
Mister Nimbus ends up smuggling Doctor Doom out of danger.
Rick and Morty look unhappy that Doctor Doom's Assassins are now chasing them.
"We need transportation." Rick decided.
If Rick Sanchez was protecting both Doctor Doom and Mister Nimbus, he needed to stop running around blindly.
"Where are we?" Rick Sanchez asked suspiciously.
"The Subway Train." Mister Nimbus explained.
"We can't outrun the Assassins with the Subway Train!" Rick Sanchez protested.
Rick frowned when his Portal Gun didn't work.
"Alright, who are these Assassins and why do they know how to disable my Portal Gun?" Rick demanded.
"They're Technology Scavengers." Doctor Doom explained.
"They're Time Travel Assassins from the future." Mister Nimbus explained.
"Did you seriously sign me up for a suicide mission?" Rick Sanchez asked suspiciously.
An explosion killed Morty and alarmed Rick instantly.
"Rocket Launchers? Who are we fighting here?" Rick Sanchez asked suspiciously.
"The Time Travel Assassins have found us!" Doctor Doom declared.
Spiderman was chasing their Subway Train.
"Is that really Spiderman chasing us?" Rick Sanchez asked suspiciously.
"I think it's Doctor Octopus inside Spiderman's body." Mister Nimbus explained.
"Alright, Doctor Octopus inside Spiderman's body. Why is he chasing us?" Rick Sanchez asked suspiciously.
"The Time Travel Assassins work for Doctor Octopus." Doctor Doom explained.
"Wait, you know Doctor Octopus will hijack Spiderman's body and you never asked yourselves why they want you dead?" Rick Sanchez asked suspiciously.
"Unfortunately, we don't know when Doctor Octopus will hijack Spiderman's body. All we know is it happened within the future and Doctor Octopus came into the past because of it." Doctor Doom explained.
Elsewhere Jerry Smith was being kidnapped by Doctor Octopus.
While Rick and Morty were distracted by the Assassination Attempts on Doctor Doom, Doctor Octopus was trying to blackmail Beth Smith into helping him rebuild his Laboratory.
Space Beth and Summer Smith appeared by their own Portal Gun to see Doctor Octopus ambush them.
"What is this? Another Beth Smith?" Doctor Octopus demanded.
"Rick Sanchez cloned my wife?" Jerry Smith asked himself in growing disbelief.
"Obviously, Rick Sanchez is smarter than I thought he was!" Doctor Octopus announced in sudden amazement.
"The only question is where is Rick Sanchez's Hidden Laboratory?" Doctor Octopus demanded.
The Superior Spiderman had killed Morty Smith, Rick Sanchez was next!
Doctor Doom and Mr. Nimbus were escaping deeper into the Subway Train.
Rick Sanchez wasn't ready to fight Spiderman to the death.
Rick was being overwhelmed and the Spider-Sense allowed Spiderman to dodge all his weaponry effortlessly.
Rick Sanchez wasn't going to defeat Spiderman by himself, thankfully, he survived being beaten up and Spiderman continued chasing Doctor Doom afterwards.
Rick Sanchez wasn't getting up; he was in pain and Spiderman was still chasing Doctor Doom nearby.
Question: Why did Mr. Nimbus believe Rick Sanchez can protect Doctor Doom from the Evil Spiderman from the future?
Answer: Rick Sanchez was the distraction and Doctor Doom was already escaping without his help.
Once again, Rick Sanchez groaned in pain while Morty was dead.
What ironic times for the Council of Ricks to be destroyed, where was Space Beth when he needed her help?
Being kidnapped by Doctor Octopus trying to hijack Spiderman's body from Rick Sanchez's Hidden Laboratory.
The Stupid Time Loop continued.
Rick and Morty returned home to discover Doctor Octopus had taken their family hostage.
Admittedly, asking another Rick and Morty to take their places didn't help much when the Evil Spiderman went after Doctor Doom.
Seriously, Mr. Nimbus hired them to protect Doctor Doom, what else was Rick Sanchez going to do without his substitute counterparts around.
Of course, the Council of Ricks being wiped out wasn't the plan.
He needed the Council of Ricks to overpower Doctor Octopus for him and then suddenly they were all dead.
Alright, Rick Sanchez called the Avengers for help.
"What were you thinking? Did you really think you were stronger than the Evil Spiderman from the future?" Rick Sanchez yelled at his counterpart.
"He killed Morty and disabled my Portal Gun!" Rick protested.
"So, you attacked the Spiderman in a blind rage?" Rick demanded.
"I underestimated his Spider Sense Abilities." Rick agreed.
"He's Spiderman! You were completely outmatched!" Rick Sanchez yelled at his counterpart.
The Avengers had captured Doctor Octopus and then Rick Sanchez explained the Council of Ricks sending his substitute counterparts to protect Doctor Doom.
Needless to say, Doctor Doom and Mr. Nimbus were both dead.
"Remind me again why Mr. Nimbus asked for protection against the Evil Spiderman from Rick Sanchez? I'm not seeing something that makes sense here! Doctor Doom and Mr. Nimbus are both dead, Rick Sanchez's family gets kidnapped by Doctor Octopus, what am I missing here?" Iron Man ponders.
"Mr. Nimbus was my best friend and somehow I got him killed today." Rick Sanchez explained to the Avengers.
"Yeah, I'm sorry if the Avengers being blamed for Doctor Doom's Death is more important than your Mr. Nimbus being dead right now. I can see your confusion; you messed up and the Avengers are getting blamed for it." Tony Stark says sarcastically.
"Wait, the Avengers are getting blamed for Doctor Doom's Death?" Rick demanded.
"So, you didn't know?" Iron Man questioned suspiciously.
"Doctor Octopus kidnapped my family and Mr. Nimbus got killed on the same day. It's hard to process everything happening at once!" Rick protested.
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