John Constantine looked across at Marco Diaz explaining how a harem worked to Star Butterfly.
It was unclear how any relationship would develop between Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly being confronted by themselves.
"You both need to talk about your expectations for the future, for example, is Marco Diaz ready to be king over other people." Queen Star Butterfly explained.
"Alright, how did your Marco Diaz become king?" John Constantine asked suspiciously.
"The Planet Mewni merged with my hometown. It took months for the people to realize they were not on the Planet Earth anymore. The Butterfly Family had the only Food Supply and without magic, they needed help understanding the Earth Technology everywhere. I basically created the Quest Buy Department Store to help rebuilding from the chaos." Business Suit Marco Diaz told him.
"Wait, the Butterfly Family lost their Magic Powers and had their whole kingdom ransacked by the Stranded Humans, so you created the Quest Buy Department Store to help rebuilding from the chaos?" John Constantine asked suspiciously.
"It isn't perfect, it just funding the rebuilding effort until the kingdom can support itself again." Business Suit Marco Diaz told him.
John Constantine pondered why Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly were being confronted by their future.
A future where the Butterfly Family lost their Magic Powers and had their whole kingdom ransacked because they were suddenly defenseless.
An entire town full of the 21st Century Guns overwhelmed the Medieval Knights, leaving Marco Diaz to create the Quest Buy Department Store to help rebuilding from the chaos.
It explained why Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly wanted to save their counterparts from the same political headaches that they went through.
"So, if Star Butterfly cleaves the Echo Creek Townsfolk away from the Planet Earth, they become the Butterfly Family's Problem. How did nobody see this coming again?" John Constantine took notes.
"Eclipsa Butterfly and Moon Butterfly got in a fight over leadership, in retrospect we needed Star Butterfly in power to avoid the Mewni Power Struggle from happening." Marco Diaz explained.
"How did Eclipsa Butterfly return from the dead?" John Constantine asked suspiciously.
"Eclipsa never died, she was imprisoned by the Magical High Commission and Escaped Suspended Animation Style." Marco Diaz explained.
"The Mewni Royal Family started their own Civil Warfare over Eclipsa Butterfly being back!" John Constantine declared.
"Another reason the Butterfly Family losing their Magic Powers looked helpful until the Echo Creek Townsfolk ransacked everyone. The Butterfly Family became defenseless and scattered into hiding, leaving Queen Moon to restore order afterwards. Naturally, we calmed everyone down and got the Echo Creek Townsfolk under control. The main problem was getting everyone working together to solve the Food Shortage. Once we had everyone working together, we had less problems to deal with." Marco Diaz explained.
"The biggest issue was nobody noticed that the Echo Creek Townsfolk were heading for their own Food Shortage after they got cleaved into the Mewni Kingdom, Star and Marco were dating. Moon and Eclipsa were trying to get along. Nobody told the Echo Creek Townsfolk what was going on and they basically panicked." Janna Ordonia explained.
"We basically want Star and Marco dating sooner, so they can rule the Mewni Kingdom before Eclipsa Butterfly becomes an issue." Parallel Universe Star Butterfly explained.
"You should give Eclipsa Butterfly an adviser job and allow Marco Diaz to be the Mewni King." Parallel Universe Janna Ordonia told them.
Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly were debating what to do about Eclipsa Butterfly.
John Constantine looked hopeful that they can solve their own problems without his help.
The Mewni Kingdom Never Developed Gunpowder, of course it left them defenseless to anybody more advanced than them!
John Constantine frowned; he really should check on Subaru Natsuki's Black Lantern Power Ring.
"Alright, the Black Lantern Power Rings should not be able to Time Travel!" John Constantine protested.
Subaru Natsuki had just increased his Black Lantern Power Ring's Abilities using his own Shadow Magic.
"How is he doing this?" John Constantine asked himself worriedly.
Subaru Natsuki was still increasing his Black Lantern Power Ring's Abilities.
"At least he controls his Black Lantern Power Ring's Abilities by infusing his own Shadow Magic into recharging it. Then again, Subaru Natsuki Controlling Death wasn't really the plan here!" John Constantine ponders nervously.
"What is Subaru Natsuki doing?" Wendy Corduroy asked worriedly.
"He is confronting the Sin Archbishop of Lust, probably trying to secure control over their combined operations with his Black Lantern Power Ring's Abilities." John Constantine explained.
"This might salvage their timeline, of course, the Witch Cultists would need to kill Darkseid to complete their Time Loop effortlessly. Then again, the Legendary Heroes would still be needed to save the world without Subaru Natsuki being there." John Constantine ponders thoughtfully.
"I don't think Subaru Natsuki knows about the Time Loop yet." Wendy Corduroy pointed out needlessly.
"True enough, Subaru Natsuki is still searching for Lady Emilia. I suppose Doctor Fate wanted insurance that Subaru Natsuki would escape Darkseid's Invasion if he failed to control him." John Constantine agreed.
(John Constantine's Cell Phone starts ringing and he absentmindedly answers it.)
"Hello?"
"John Constantine, this is Space Beth B-157 of the Space Beth Armada. The King of the Infinite Realms, King Phantom gave me your Phone Number for Galactic Emergencies."
"Alright, what's the problem?" John Constantine asked worriedly.
"The Planetary Demon Possession Outbreaks are still spreading across the Multiverse, King Phantom wants more help dealing with it!" Space Beth announced.
"I'm currently inside some Pocket Dimension City, I will need transportation to wherever we are going." John Constantine explained.
"Watch Subaru Natsuki's Timeline, King Phantom of the Infinite Realms has asked for my help. I will be back soon to check on your progress." John Constantine explained to Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz.
The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz frowned at his younger counterpart.
"What's wrong with Subaru Natsuki's Timeline?" The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz asked suspiciously.
"Darkseid is trying to capture him from the future." John Constantine explained.
"Alright, we need to send the Black Lantern Power Ring to his location before Darkseid gets there!" The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz declared.
"At least we know where the Black Lantern Power Ring came from now." Wendy Corduroy pointed out needlessly.
"Stupid Time Paradoxes, we sent the Black Lantern Power Ring to Subaru Natsuki's Timeline and now I need to apologize to another John Constantine for blaming him for it happening in the first place!" John Constantine protested his bad luck.
"Should we be worried that we are at the center of this Causality Paradox?" Wendy Corduroy asked nervously.
"I'm more worried that the Causality Paradox is my fault in the first place!" John Constantine protested his bad luck.
"You really need to stop blaming yourself for the Causality Paradox, you're saving lives here!" The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz declared.
"I'm the Guidance Counselor for the Isekai Hero School, how am I saving lives here?" John Constantine asked back suspiciously.
"You are their Guidance Teacher, the Isekai Heroes will save others because of your leadership!" The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz declared.
"I seriously need to stop doubting myself here!" John Constantine protested.
Current Location: Quest Buy Department Store Parking Lot
The Parking Lot was crowded with several Horse Drawn Wagon Trains.
Finding Space Beth was very easy, she was the only one with their own Starship.
The Yellow Flying Saucer surrounded by the Horse Drawn Wagon Trains was very obvious and very easy to find.
"John Constantine meet my daughter, Summer Smith."
"Do you know how the Planetary Demon Possession Outbreaks started?" John Constantine asked pointedly.
"Bill Cipher lost control of them because of the Planetary Food Shortage Problems." Space Beth explained.
"Let me guess, the Planetary Cannibalism gave away their location." John Constantine remarked sarcastically.
"It got bad enough for Danny Phantom to get involved, our dimension didn't have John Constantine, so he gave us your Phone Number and sent us here to contact you inside this Pocket Dimension." Space Beth explained.
"I should probably avoid asking how Danny Phantom got my Phone Number, the Planetary Demon Possession Outbreaks need to come first." John Constantine remarked sarcastically.
Current Location: Quest Buy Department Store
"So, why is Darkseid trying to capture Subaru Natsuki from the future?" The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz asked them.
"Some Stupid Time Paradox Business." Wendy Corduroy pointed out.
"How did Subaru Natsuki get involved with Time Travel in the first place?" The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz asked them.
"Lex Luthor." Marco Diaz answers back.
The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz facepalms himself.
The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Star Butterfly tried to cheer up her husband.
"Perhaps we should research Lex Luthor in the Multiverse Computer Database." Janna Ordonia told them hopefully.
"Lex Luthor, Antagonist of Superman. Wait, who is Superman?" Marco Diaz studied.
Three Hours learning about the Justice League soon followed their questions.
"I think we should research Darkseid's Background next." Janna Ordonia told them.
"How did Subaru Natsuki get involved with the Justice League and Darkseid in the first place?" Wendy Corduroy asked everyone.
"Bad luck or Dimensional Exploration, either way Subaru Natsuki encountered Darkseid and now we need to fix the Time Paradox ourselves." Marco Diaz decided.
"Of course, we know nothing about Darkseid and how to deal with him ourselves." Wendy Corduroy reminded them.
"We basically need John Constantine and Danny Phantom took him away to clean up Bill Cipher's Planetary Demon Possession Outbreaks." The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz facepalms himself again.
"You think Darkseid knows about Bill Cipher's Planetary Demon Possession Outbreaks?" Janna Ordonia asked them.
"It would explain why Danny Phantom is unaware of Darkseid's Time Paradox." The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz agreed.
"Nobody knows how to Defeat Darkseid?" Star Butterfly asked worriedly.
"We can't blow up the planet, we need to save the enslaved people there!" Janna Ordonia protested.
"Blowing up the planet would Defeat Darkseid instantly." The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz considered.
"We need better options." Wendy Corduroy reminded them.
"We can't kill Darkseid ourselves, we need someone stronger to deal with him!" Janna Ordonia protested.
"Anybody stronger than Darkseid might be harder for us to control." The Quest Buy Department Store Owner Marco Diaz considered.
"We need someone that will be helpful, I got it!" The Older Star Butterfly decided.
Hero Summoning Circle Activated.
"Wait, where am I?" Chris Griffin asked curiously.
"You Summoned Chris Griffin to fight Darkseid to the death?" Janna Ordonia asked in sudden disbelief.
"I'm doing what?" Chris Griffin asked worriedly.
"Welcome Legendary Pen Hero, we need you to kill Darkseid for us!" The Older Star Butterfly declared.
"Wait, I got Isekai Summoned and this popup window says my name right here." Chris Griffin pointed out.
"That is your Status Window. Just study it." Janna Ordonia explained.
Character Name: Chris Griffin
Legendary Item: Quill Pen
Legendary Abilities: Item Appraisal, Monster Appraisal, Summoning Magic
"I can't Equip Weapons! How do I fight enemies?" Chris Griffin panicked.
"You Summon Items with your Magic Quill Pen." The Older Star Butterfly explained.
"I don't understand how this works." Chris Griffin admits truthfully.
"Star, why did you Summon Chris Griffin to fight Darkseid to the death?" Janna Ordonia asked her.
"I wanted somebody trustworthy." The Older Star Butterfly explained.
"Darkseid is going to kill him." Janna Ordonia explained why sending Chris Griffin into battle was very foolish.
"How does the Legendary Pen work? Wait, it's doing something!"
Chris Griffin Summoned Chocolate Ice Cream
"Wow, I can Summon Food!" Chris Griffin proclaimed.
"I'm not seeing how Chris Griffin will defeat Darkseid on his own." Marco Diaz stated knowingly.
"I kind of forgot how some of the Legendary Heroes don't know how their Legendary Items work instantly!" The Older Star Butterfly declared sheepishly.
Everybody facepalmed themselves.
"We need something that will work here!" Wendy Corduroy protested.
"Chris Griffin is trustworthy!" The Older Star Butterfly protested.
"Chris Griffin is also defenseless!" Janna Ordonia yelled back.
"He's the Food Summoning Hero right now, basically useless in a fight right now." Marco Diaz stated knowingly.
"Star, even if Chris Griffin Summoned Crossbows, he can't Equip Weapons for his own use. He needs to unlock abilities from his Legendary Pen that are more helpful." Janna Ordonia told her.
Mailbox Summoned, Jukebox Summoned, Batgirl Summoned, Horse Summoned.
"Wait, Random Summoning got me my own Horse." Chris Griffin says curiously.
"Let me guess, Summoning Magic?" Batgirl asked knowingly.
"Teenage Magic Hero Training for beginners." Janna Ordonia told her.
"Alright, who's sending me home?" Batgirl asked them.
"We didn't expect him to summon anyone here by accident. We didn't know how much he can summon here intentionally." Marco Diaz stated knowingly.
"You're still testing the limits to his powers right now?" Batgirl asked them.
"Pretty much, yeah." Janna Ordonia told her.
"So, what is this place?" Batgirl asked them.
"Quest Buy Department Store, it's an Isekai Department Store." Janna Ordonia told her.
"If you see another version of yourself, don't panic! You might get along better if you don't act insane and question how the Multiverse works." Wendy Corduroy adds.
The Mewni Kingdom Ruins had been abandoned.
The Monster and Mewmen Communities scattered.
Marco Diaz built the Quest Buy Department Store to introduce the Bartering System and get everyone working together.
Unfortunately, rebuilding the Mewni Kingdom took time.
They had the Earth Technology that the people didn't understand, thankfully, Glossaryck returned with his own hidden city to help them rebuild.
Electricity and Automobiles, the Mewmans were still better with their Wagon Trains than understanding how to drive cars themselves.
Keeping the City Power Stations Operational was another story, the Glossaryck City had to exist within their own Pocket Dimension, meaning the Mewni Survivors were all clueless how everything worked.
Another reason they accepted Marco Diaz's Betrothal to Star Butterfly was desperation, Marco Diaz's Townsfolk were stronger than the Mewni Kingdom.
Regrettably, it was Janna Ordonia that needed to save everyone from the fall of the Mewni Kingdom.
"So, Star Butterfly Merged Echo Creek into the Mewni Kingdom and nobody did anything about it?" Marco Diaz asked worriedly.
"Well, Queen Moon was still fighting the Civil War that the Butterfly Family started after Grandma Eclipsa come back and divided the Butterfly Family into open warfare." The Older Marco Diaz explained.
"Wait, what happened?" Marco Diaz asked worriedly.
"Star Butterfly talked Queen Moon into sharing the Mewni Kingdom with Grandma Eclipsa, the Butterfly Family Civil War happened afterwards." The Older Marco Diaz explained.
"The Butterfly Family disagreed with Star Butterfly's Coexistence with Monsters Movement and started fighting over who should rule the Mewni Kingdom instead of Queen Moon." Janna Ordonia explained.
"Basically, the Butterfly Family Power Struggle distracted everyone away from the Echo Creek Food Shortage until the Angry Mob ransacked the Mewni Kingdom. It was just bad timing." The Older Marco Diaz explained.
"Yeah, Star Butterfly's Royal Family are all crazy! Just be glad that they were desperate enough to approve Marco Diaz's Betrothal to Star Butterfly and move on already!" Janna Ordonia announced.
"Your best option would be to get Grandma Eclipsa living with the Diaz Family, away from the Butterfly Family that has issues with her past. Just let Star Butterfly be the next queen and keep Grandma Eclipsa hidden to avoid the Butterfly Family Power Struggle from happening. Another idea is capturing Toffee the Lizard, ask Queen Moon for help capturing Toffee the Lizard and then hide Grandma Eclipsa when she shows up." Janna Ordonia explained.
Character Name: Chris Griffen
Character Type: Legendary Pen Hero
Character Ability: Summon Magic
"Alright, focus." Chris Griffen told himself.
Triceratops Summoned, Triceratops Attacking!
"Somebody help me, the Summoned Dinosaur is after me!" Chris Griffen screamed.
"Why did you Summon Dinosaurs inside our Department Store?" The Older Marco Diaz asked Chris Griffen.
"I wanted to see if it would work, obviously, I can't control everything I summon, and you saw what happened yourself." Chris Griffen explained.
"Don't Summon Wild Animals here! Summon Items or something harmless!" The Older Marco Diaz orders.
"I'm sorry, I'll be more careful!" Chris Griffen declared shamefully.
"At least Batgirl is saving everyone from the rampaging Triceratops." Janna Ordonia told him.
"The Younger Star Butterfly is helping her Future Self capture the Triceratops." Wendy Corduroy added helpfully.
"I take it that the Younger Marco Diaz is also helping the Star Butterfly Twins capture the Triceratops?" The Older Marco Diaz asked knowingly.
"Star Butterfly wants to keep the Triceratops." Janna Ordonia told him.
"Of course, she does. How much damage did it do?" The Older Marco Diaz asked.
"We have not captured the Triceratops yet; it bulldozed through the Shopping Center towards the Parking Lot." Janna Ordonia told him.
"The Mewni Villagers want to know if the Triceratops can be hunted for food." Wendy Corduroy added helpfully.
"Allow Star Butterfly to tame the Triceratops first, then we can summon more Triceratops outside for the Mewni Villagers to hunt for food." The Older Marco Diaz orders thoughtfully.
Four Planetary Exorcisms seemed overkill, of course, John Constantine underestimated the real problem at hand.
Forty Thousand Identical Dimensions, One Hundred Sixty Thousand Planetary Exorcisms Total.
"I'm doing the same Four Planetary Exorcisms across Forty Thousand Identical Dimensions; no wonder King Phantom needs my help." John Constantine realized.
"You mean our help, share a drink with us." Another John Constantine told him.
"King Danny Phantom asked for every John Constantine within the Multiverse to help him clean up this mess before it got worse." The other John Constantine explained.
"We have Six Hundred John Constantines drinking themselves out of despair, what's one more going to hurt us!" The Bartender John Constantine declared.
"We're understaffed for the One Hundred Sixty Thousand Planetary Exorcisms; King Danny Phantom didn't see this one coming." The other John Constantine explained.
"I'm almost afraid to ask what went wrong here." John Constantine realized.
"The Council of Ricks Summoned the Borg, Dormammu slaughtered them and saved the Multiverse, leaving everything to fall apart on itself without Rick and Morty around afterwards. King Danny Phantom asked for every John Constantine within the Multiverse to help him clean up this mess before it got worse." The other John Constantine explained.
"Forty Thousand Identical Dimensions without Rick and Morty around should have worse consequences than this one does." John Constantine realized.
"Dormammu has sided with Danny Phantom to restore order within the Multiverse." The other John Constantine explained.
"Playing Peacemaker to impress the new Ghost King, very smart." John Constantine agreed.
"Leaving the Council of Kangs and the Avengers to deal with Danny Phantom themselves in the aftermath." The other John Constantine explained.
"Effectively giving Danny Phantom control over all Forty Thousand Identical Dimensions without Rick and Morty around to get in his way." John Constantine realized.
"Wonderful gift for the Ghost King Danny Phantom from Dormammu. He didn't even tell him about Milo Murphy's Existence because he probably doesn't know about it." John Constantine added suspiciously.
"Effectively giving Danny Phantom control over Milo Murphy's Future and probably creating the Time Paradox that you're investigating in the first place to happen." The other John Constantine explained.
"Once again leaving me asking why the Ghost King Danny Phantom needs me here to deal with the Time Paradox in advance of it happening." John Constantine added suspiciously.
"I'm more worried why the Ghost King Danny Phantom wants his own John Constantine Army to deal with Bill Cipher." Another John Constantine ponders.
"Bill Cipher has sided with Cthulhu." John Constantine explained.
"So, it's some Demon Power Struggle. Finally, some answers, anything else?"
"The Time Paradox might be more helpful than I expected it to be." John Constantine explained.
"Attention, Justice Leagues of the Multiverse, John Constantine is required to help the Ghost King Danny Phantom with an Interstellar Emergency. Expect transportation to be provided."
While Dormammu played the Multiverse Politics with the Ghost King Danny Phantom, Bill Cipher was still panicking over why Dormammu had stopped trying to kill him.
The paranoia was getting to Bill Cipher as he floated around jumpy and unaware why nothing was happening.
Add the fact that Dormammu slaughtered Bill Cipher Counterparts randomly and the creepy silence made him desperate to surrender towards Danny Phantom just to avoid Dormammu.
Their only problem was Jerry Smith getting the Reality Stone and trying to become Iron Man instead of Tony Stark.
The Council of Kangs sent the Time Variant Authority to correct the error while Rick and Morty got caught in the crossfire.
Of course, the Ghost King Danny Phantom had his own John Constantine Army deal with the Planetary Exorcisms while the Council of Kangs tried to avoid Dormammu.
Thankfully, the Council of Kangs didn't want to fight the Ghost King Danny Phantom when Dormammu was following his orders, probably because it sounded insane enough to confuse them into instant debate over what was going on.
The Council of Kangs didn't think they would ever miss the Council of Ricks getting in their way until the Ghost King Danny Phantom replaced their Power Vacuum.
An unknown power from an unexplored dimension they know nothing about.
At least Rick and Morty were harmless to the Council of Kangs, however, the fact that Dormammu was jumping between dimensions unchecked made them uneasy.
Their Time Variant Authority quickly realized how useless they were against Clockwork the Time Ghost transforming their people into toddlers.
The Council of Kangs panicked.
The Council of Kangs stopped trying to get in Danny Phantom's way after they encountered Clockwork the Time Ghost.
Their Time Variant Authority were all suddenly confused dealing with multiple variants of Doctor Doom working together to steal from the Abandoned Council of Ricks afterwards.
"When the Universe reset itself, the only major changes were Rick and Morty meeting the Avengers. Several Children Superheroes getting themselves killed saving the world changed very little until Danny Phantom integrated himself into Phineas and Ferb's Adventure Club." Kang the Conqueror explained.
"At least Danny Phantom is cleaning up the Bill Cipher Variants for us." Another Kang the Conqueror added.
"Bill Cipher Variants that many of us were unaware of beforehand." The Third Kang the Conqueror stated knowingly.
"We had no proof that Bill Cipher was even real!" Kang the Conqueror protested.
"How convenient that Dormammu told Danny Phantom about Bill Cipher to use against us." The Third Kang the Conqueror disagreed.
"Enough squabbling, we need our Time Variant Authority ready to deal with this unexpected crossover event happening!" Kang the Conqueror protested.
"Has anybody told the Time Baby about Danny Phantom yet?" Kang the Conqueror asked his counterparts suspiciously.
"We should probably tell the Time Baby what is going on." The Council of Kangs decided nervously.