A Collection Of Other Adventures
My Forgotten Past
Date: February 2nd, 2025
Long ago, in a galaxy far far away and in a whole other dimension and timeline, I was summoned there one day and trained for stealth and assassination due to not possessing any ampititude for learning to harness the Force after they discovered I instead had something in magic instead. I am not Force-sensitive. That was well over a decade ago and I hardly remember what happened. I dont know who trained me. But I do know that I was supposed to assassinate Darth Vader I believe but failed. Korosensei would have called the plan to train a little kid to assassinate Darth Vader a clever assassination method but ultimately, not clever enough. Actually, he did catch wind of it and said something along those lines for real. I was a rebel spy assassin for a brief time and was then sent back home after failing with my memories of the experience all but erased until my lover and I went to Disney's Hollywood Studios circa 2011 together to see my past self partake in the Jedi Training Academy show. A short time later, the Death Star was before us only for the Knights Of Hanoi and others to hack into it and make it self destruct. Against the might of the BRAINS Collective, Darth Vader, Palpatine, and the other Sith stood no chance. One second they were there. The next, they were dead.
It's been months since that happened and what we didnt know was that we were about to be forced to go to their universe to investigate my past and what was now going on there just days after the chaos in Skyrim happened with the farce "Skyrim Republic" and all that. Some of my comrades and I were training some young miis and monsters in combat/self protection skills. I look at the sword stance of one of the mii children and say to them: "Your form is pretty good but you need to bend your knees. Dont forget to bend your knees, its vital to solid swordsmanship. And remember this. We are teaching you all how to fight and defend in case the enemy tries to get you. Our foes love going after children like you so it's about time for you children to learn to fight back. You aren't expected to use these skills for anything besides protecting yourselves. Let your bodies mature before you go into doing things like guard duty or joining any of the Mii World militias. This is also still time for you to just be kids. And thats why we have a special field trip planned for all of you once all this training is complete for the day. Its going to be a blast, we're all going to have fun." The child nods and feels more motivated as they correct their stance before attacking a training dummy with their training wooden sword in hand. Bray smiles at me: "It appears you are very much enjoying helping instruct these kids. I see you smiling, you cannot hide your enjoyment from me." "Well, its important and a lot of fun. These children will have to really find their places in communal society within the next few years.
And we cant just let them be left helpless in the event in which they get caught up in a violent situation. Theres no more time for letting innocent people be helpless to damnation if someone attacks them. The people have to know how to fight back. Thats why our side won the civil war and we have been able to stop attempts to force hierarchy back onto everyone all over again. But seriously, I very rarely directly pass along vital knowledge to other people in my own world. This helps satisfy my itch for doing so to an extent." "You are doing a splendid job at what youre doing. No need to tell me what you think of my help in instructing the children. I shall always know what you want to say in moments like these." But then, Imperial ships somehow get past the space and aerial defenses positioned above and around the entirety of Mii World to blast us before landing, allowing large numbers of Stormtroopers to surround us and attack us without mercy. Barla shouts: "Bastards! There's children here!" I reply: "Like thats ever stopped any imperialist military force in any universe before. Still.. Theyre going to pay for putting the lives of children at risk. They say and we've also been saying that seeking vengeance is a bad thing in general but now, we've realized that's kind of a load of crap. The oppressed have the right to make their oppressors pay for what they've done. We cant just let our foes get off scot free. They either prove they've changed or we punish them somehow. Thats how we do things because we have no other real viable choice. Best case scenario, we capture them for information and still treat them well.
Worst case scenario, we kill them on sight. With the only mercy being a quick death. Many of us do not believe in dragging out punishment when the actual priority is to stop our enemies and prevent them from hurting anyone ever again. And sometimes, the need to stop the oppressors aka the ruling class in capitalist societies especially is not a strong enough feeling to get it done and rally others to the cause. Sometimes, you need a little more kick. You need to feel the anger required to make certain they are punished. Our communal societies arent societies without rules. Anarchist societies arent free for alls where anyone can do whatever they want without any consequences. And as we've talked, we've wiped out the Stormtroopers just like that." M sighs: "That was too easy.. Something is off here. Im just glad Pito wasnt asked to also help with training the children.." Sinon nods: "There is a ominous pressure growing rapidly. *grips Hecate* There is a powerful enemy nearby. Thats the only possible explanation for whats going on here." We start hearing ominous footsteps and breathing noises. I yell: "Get behind us, children! Bray, can you check in on them and heal any of them who need healing quickly?" She nods: "I shall! Leave it to me, I was already planning on doing so if no one volunteered to do it instead. I shall ensure theyre all okay." Sinon yells: "Target incoming!" "Graceful Protector, Release Recollection! *whispers* Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 150." "Octuple Pirate's Plunder!" We hold nothing back, we cant allow this enemy to remain alive.
If need be, we can bring him back should he prove to have reformed. But our foe is seen still walking towards us, completely unharmed. He laughs: "Fools, you still do not grasp the power of the dark side." Basara smirks: "We'll see about that! *pulls out Drazeros* Drain away the light, Stream Drazeros!" I bring us all to the Shadow Realm: "Welcome Darth Vader to the Shadow Realm. The children are outside of this place with our dear friend and comrade Bray so they will be alright. This begins your Yami No Game. Are you ready to face the ultimate judgement game in which every action you make is watched closely and could lead to the forfeiting of your very soul? Darth Vader or should I say, Anakin Skywalker, you do not scare us. We were only just warming up with the attacks we used on you." But Vader quickly dominates us and beats us all to pulps with the dark side of the Force. We all give looks to each other. I end the judgement game but keep us in the Shadow Realm: "Shadows, come to me. Go, Artist's Eye. Lets do this, Graceful Protector. And lets end this already, everyone. Vader, I know you want me. Thats why youre here, isnt it? Oh nevermind that, we dont really care right now. You have interrupted something very important and tried to kill us all along with the children. Thats enough for us to say screw whatever it is you have to say." We unleash all we got on Darth Vader. He tries in vain to withstand everything we throw at him but despite being more powerful than he is in canon, he is left bleeding and on the ground with his face exposed due to most of his mask being destroyed.
"Impossible.. We did everything we could to ensure I would face all of you far stronger than I was before." Dominic yawns: "I'll get some restraints to bind his abilities and keep him in place." He uses his Quantum Leap band to teleport what is needed to us from a storage room underground. We work together to successfully have Darth Vader held in place. Carlos chuckles: "Sorry Vader but your attempts to brainwash us with the Force have failed! None of us are under your influence! We have been training too, you silly willy! Did you think you were the only one who has been training around here?!" Our foe attempts to use the Force again and again to no avail. Dominic adds: "You arent getting out of those restraints. Its no big deal, we just sort of found a material thats resistant to the Force and made a lot of things with it in case something like this situation happened." Darth Vader is left speechless. I add: "We don't underestimate our enemies, past or present anymore. We know that the likes of you could always potentially cook up some intricate scheme to get your revenge. But this attempt at getting us was just poorly executed. Yes, you somehow breached our world's defenses. But you underestimated us completely. Your intel on us was laughably incomplete and for that, you have paid the price. You are a big bad bad guy, the antagonist for your son Luke to defeat. And yet, you're now under captivity by our efforts. Ironic, isnt it?" Eva speaks up: "Now then. We have some answers we need and you're going to tell us what you know whether you like it or not."
I dispel the Shadow Realm and speak to the children: "Children, go over there and take a break while we deal with Darth Vader here. Y'all seem to be okay. We're lucky none of you were killed but that was far too close." After they go over yonder to indeed take a break, Bray returns to our side. Vader laughs: "And you believe that you can make me tell you what you want to know?! Dont underestimate the dark side!" Several of us manifest some manifestation of darkness. Bray replies: "We shall not. Some of us have delved into the darkness in the past. I myself studied it and that nearly caused me to lose myself. *uncharacteristically cracks her knuckles* Now. We will get those answers out of you. We have no other option but to play it like this so we shall do so immediately." The Sith laughs: "And what could you possibly do to make me tell you anything?! I AM DARTH VADER!" Pirate Blaster replies: "Youd be surprised by what we can do to spacelubbers like you." Dominic yawns: "For example, this simple little trick. *pulls out high voltage object and holds it up to Vader, causing him to be shocked by many volts of electricity* Another thing that was no big deal to set up and power up." Vader actually hisses in pain as his body trembles quite a lot. I draw my sword again: "We are not sadists but we will use force if we have to. Being nice to our enemies all the time would have landed the multiverse in the hands of probably the Supreme Dark Lord over 5 years ago.
Always being nice to the forces of evil is like giving up and just letting them do whatever they want to do. So we dont do that. We arent a bunch of distasteful cowards like the pathetic senior Dems in my world are. And you are a high ranking member of a imperialist empire, why would we just play nice with you? We'll treat you fairly at least since you are our prisoner now and still have human rights by default. Including freedom from cruel and unusual punishment. You may find that the electrical shock and the pain that came with it have already faded. You could say it's just a little scare. And Im sure your Sith pals will be coming soon to come try to pick you up and kill us all so we are going to try to hurry this up." A few minutes later, we get him talking and he tells us everything we need to know. He and the other Sith were revived by the Harbringers Of Doom but refused to work with them outright, insisting on doing things "the way the previous Sith Lords intended" them to be done. Instead of wasting time fighting with them, the HOD just left them alone and stated that they still hoped that the Sith would be able to mess us up well enough for them to finish us all off, worst case scenario in their eyes. The Sith have been after me not just because I attempted to kill Darth Vader so long ago and was therefore with the Resistance that includes many Jedi. It was also because of the vast magical potential I had back then. Getting control over a mostly unfamiliar source of power would have allowed them to crush the Jedi and the entire Resistance along with them. And after being revived, they did some homework on many of us in BRAINS.
Including me. And they wanted to capture and brainwash us if they didnt have to kill us when they would come to this world to attack us. Oh and they think my buried memories from so long ago could be used to get valuable intel on the Resistance. So Im far from the only target this time around. After answering all of our questions, Vader laughs: "Now you know everything. There is no more reason for you to have me locked up, is there?" We need to figure out what to do with him now that he has told us everything we needed to know. Letting him go free would put innocent lives in danger all over again. Yubel speaks: "You are still too dangerous to be allowed to roam free. We can imprison you more permanently, end your life, or send you to a rehabilitation facility. I can see into your mind and heart. You are not as beholden to the dark side of the Force as you believe you are. There is still a chance you can change just like I did. Long ago, I was a spirit obsessed with Judai and sought revenge against him because I thought he abandoned me. I tortured his friends and drove him to become the Supreme King, allowing the spirit of his previous incarnation to take over his body. I have learned to do better because Judai chose to merge us together as one and love me just as I love him. Darth Vader aka Anakin Skywalker, I have seen the timeline in which you change to become good again while on the verge of death due to your son. Redemption is still possible for you."
"HAHAHHAHAAHA! And just what could ypu possible do to make that possibility come true?!" Piccolo replies: "Some of us here used to be a lot like you are right now. Im not proud of my past as a failed conquerer of Earth. But with my friends and comrades by my side, I have long gotten over what I did." I activate Artist's Eye: "We are going to your universe soon. Its time to get my lost memories back and seal away the most dangerous Sith of them all. Killing Palpatine again is no longer enough when the Harbringers Of Doom can just resurrect him or his spirit can possess another Sith's body. This time, we will wipe out the Sith completely from your universe and never allow you a chance to come back unless the Sith can somehow cheat reality and come back anyway. It will probably happen eventually. But still, with our main enemies looking at worlds like the world home to Malagado, Rune-Midgard, the Republic, and the Arunafeltz including places like Morroc, Lasanga, Prontera, Izlude, and Juno as potential targets for invasion and conquest, we dont have time to engage in a lengthy campaign against the Galactic Empire, formerly known as the Galactic Republic many thousands of light years away from where the Earth of your universe is located." We choose to send Vader to a rehabilitation facility and send a letter to the Luke Skywalker of his universe to invite him to resolve his "dad issues" at said facility. The facility is in a distant universe in a also distant location far from any solar system or black hole. But the rouge planet its on is bountiful and full of life due to the creation of an artificial Sun on it.
Its actually a nice destination to explore and study. With that taken care of, we split up into 2 groups. The larger group takes on the Sith while the smaller group, basically my closest loved ones and I go see the Jedi. We need to talk to them about my past and give them the intel we have gathered. They are not the same versions of the Jedi we were allied with in the past but that doesnt really matter at the moment. Call it parity differences or whatever but the Jedi actually have a stable Jedi High Council within the Resistance of this universe we are now inside of. Its not a governing body per se but it does help organize the efforts of the Resistance. Conversely, the Empire is also somewhat more well organized through a secret Sith High Council. It appears that the Empire was strong enough to survive even without the Sith in power until Palpatine was revived and returned as Supreme Leader of the Galactic Empire. But it was weakened without Sith leadership, giving the Resistance a stronger ground to stand on with more systems under their protection than in the "canon timeline". We teleport as close as we can to the council without just barging in. Some Jedi are guarding this corridor that leads to the now more secret location of the council. One of them yells to us: "Who are you and how did you get here?!" I take off my knight's helmet and reply: "We are enemies of the Sith, just as you are. We need to speak to the council urgently. We teleported here through means other than the Force. In fact, you may find none of us are connected to the Force. At leats, not directly."
"You could be lying. Why should any of us believe what you're saying?" Bray steps forward: "Because.. *pulls out a piece of Vader's mask that came off earlier* We captured Darth Vader and send him away to a place where he can hurt no one. He and many Stormtroopers attacked the world we call home just to get us." Barla adds: "This is urgent. We cant waste much more time. We need to tell the council what the hell is going on now and figure out more about *points to me* our friend's brief time as a Resistance/Jedi assassin and spy." They are still on guard. Dominic yawns: "Look, if you need more proof, we have more proof. Just give me a second.. Where did I put that shrunken down Imperial ship I shrunk earlier after the Stormtroopers were captured by some fast moving friends discreetly after we took care of them? It has to be in my pockets somewhere. No, not this pocket. Definitely not this one either. Why do I have this bomb in here? I need to move it somewhere not on my person. *yawns loudly* Fumbling.. Fumbling.. Aha!" He pulls out the shrunken down Imperial ship and hands it to one of the guarding Jedi. They say: "This feels far too real to be just some children's toy. But you could still be-" "What a nap causation. Okay. I have control over its systems. *takes it back and points it at a wall before unleashing its entire shrunken payload on said wall and repairing the damage seconds after it stops* There. Proof enough?" A couple minutes later, we're escorted to the Jedi High Council and I put my helmet back on. But there's only two members present at the moment. Obi-Wan and Yoda.
Yoda speaks: "You have come at last, hmm. The day has finally arrived." Obi-Wan adds: "Members of the secretive BRAINS Collective, we welcome you. All pleasantries aside, we know who all of you are. In turn, you know who we are." Yoda nods: "Yes yes, we do. *looks at me* Young Swiftdrawer, there is much to discuss of your past. A rebel spy you once were." I reply: "Yes but there is something far more important than my past that we have to discuss first. We just captured Darth Vader. But my friends and I will take turns explaining what has happened." We share the full details as well as our plan to end the Sith once and for all by the time Tattooine is covered in the darkness of night. Yoda nods again: "Vanquish the Sith in a swift assault they cant fend off, hmm. Capture Darth Vader. Impressive. You are more prepared than even we realized. Not bad, courageous ones. Not bad. Now.. *points at me* We must discuss your past as a rebel spy at once. *points at Obi-Wan* I am getting tired and need to focus on tracking the Sith as well as further reinforcing my mind. You take over from here." Obi-Wan replies: "Very well, Master Yoda. I will do just that. All of you(referring to all except me), feel free to stay. I assume you want to know as well. I will tell you the real reason why you *points at me* were summoned to our galaxy to start. On the day you were summoned here, you managed to connect with our reality without even realizing it. And you were already chosen by powers beyond us to one day be summoned to another world. Your connection was weak due to your imagination not being strong enough at the time.
But Master Yoda was able to see your future through the Force. We only found out about you because Master Yoda saw a vision of you attempting to kill Darth Vader. After some time, we devised a way to bring you to our galaxy for your destiny appeared to be one in whixh you were destined to stop the man once known as my former Padawan, Anakin. Master Yoda also saw what would happen years after that for you. It took a long time for us to find you but we did and when we did, we were long ready to bring you here and then send you back when the time was right. Contrary to what you may recall, you were instructed by several Rebels and Jedi over time. I myself was your master briefly until we realized you are not Force-sensitive. The one who trained you to be an assassin and spy died some time ago and strangely, none of us truly recall what they were like. But we do remember protecting your existence from the Sith as best as we could because you possessed magic, a force we had never encountered before outside of fictional stories published throughout recorded history. And the Sith wanted their hands on you for that reason, just as you managed to get Anakin to tell you. After you failed to kill Darth Vader, we sealed your memories and sent you home to protect you from them as well as ensure your life wouldnt be disrupted by what happened. And now, here you are. You may not have any connection to the Force but on behalf of the Jedi, I invite you to join us. We have learned much about you and your friends. Your skills are very much impressive.
Its no surprise the Sith want all of you dead or on their side now. But as we have heard from you, they completely underestimated you." I reply: "Thanks for the offer, its strange you'd offer the chance to someone who isnt Force-sensitive but regardless of that, I already belong in more than enough groups. Im already a pirate, assassin, and knight all at once. And by knight, I dont mean a Jedi Knight. I mean a magical dark knight." "Very well. I offered you the chance because there may be a way to bridge the Force to the likes of you and your friends." Herbsalvin speaks up: "I speak on behalf of all of us. Go on. Please tell us more. But is there more to my dark knight's past you arent telling us?" "No, there is nothing else to tell other than a more detailed version of what I already said. But theres no time for that if your plan to stop the Sith today is able to be pulled off. The Force is what connects every living thing in this universe, it lives inside of all of us and gives us a true connection we can use to do what others see as impossible as Im certain all of you are already aware. But the Force isnt the only kind of interconnecting energy force out there in the multiverse, is it? From learning about all of you, we have learned of others that function almost exactly the same. Ki, chakra, and more. Because these other forces also connect living beings together and live inside them, there has to be a way for them and the Force to be able to connect together. And that is what we have been able to research thanks to the likes of you destroying the Sith for the time being not so long ago."
Bray replies: "We understand now. We have also been doing identical research on our end now that we have more time to do much more than just fight in battles for 30% or more of any given month." Dominic adds: "And that research has come to an end on our end because we have not had any user of the Force around to help us test something out. But now that we are here, we can test that something out. It wont be a big deal. We are all respectively well adept or better at at least one form of interconnective life energies. We can quickly test it right now before we help stop the Sith, in fact. It is a nap causation that the lost story of Swiftdrawer's past long before Animal Crossing ended up being so brief in necessary description but that matters very little compared to anything else right now." Obi-Wan speaks again: "You say youve found a way? Show me." I reply: "It is an abridged version of what we are able to do as individuals who can use both Ki and chakra. It seems that interconnective life energies inherently exist in all life forms throughout the known universes of the multiverse, with very few exceptions as far as we could tell. To make this most effective, we all have to reach out to one another with one form of energy each." Bray nods: "Indeed. We have to allow ourselves to connect through our energies." We all close our eyes and begin to focus on reaching out.
I visualize my Ki going in every directions to touch the energies of the others and allow my thoughts and feelings to be fully open. It takes some time but to our joy, Obi-Wan's power in the Force is able to connect with all of us. And considering the fact hes still alive, Luke has yet to confront Vader at all. Unless things went differently and Obi-Wan managed to stay alive in this universe. That actually sounds a lot more plausible and logical so let's go with that at least for now. The Jedi speaks: "I can feel.. all of you." Barla replies: "Hell yeah. We can feel you too." Yoda speaks up: "Feel you too, I do." We open our eyes and Dominic quickly writes notes in a notebook about the experiment: "It worked. But what does this mean for us and the Force?" Yoda replies: "Perhaps you may learn the ways of the Force one day. Only time can tell." I speak again: "Wait.. If thats true.. That could change everything. Just like the fact that so many of us can use the Artist's Eye now just did." Obi-Wan asks: "What is this Artist's Eye you speak of?" "It is the mainfestation of one's imagination, an advanced version of dreaming up what a better future could look like, dreaming dreams at night, imagining something completely made up, and so on. I don't think the Jedi realize the true power of the imagination. Its true you use the imagination at times to help harness the Force more effectively but have you ever stopped and thought deeply about what the imagination even makes possible? An invention only gets created because someone or some group or whatever had the imagination to come up with it.
In truth, the imagination is vital not just to visualization for Force training and such as well as creativity but also for scientific advancements, martial arts, and just about anything else one can think of. You cant plan anything big without an imagination. It isnt just a building block for what it means to be a sentient life force. No, no, no. Its something thats infinite with limitless potential. In fact, I doubt the Jedi would have been able to become strong enough to be a huge influence on the old Republic if it werent for the imagination. It is such a vast and beautiful thing. Something that can be used for evil but just as easily be used for good. Bigotry often relies on a twisted imagination to make up nonsense about oppressed groups to generate hatred towards them. And yet, the liberation of said groups relies on a much more positive and optimistic imagination. It comes down to who can most bring their imaginations to life in the end. *explains the Artist's Eye extensively* And in the end, the Artist's Eye must be unlocked by fully understanding the true power of the imagination and having one strong enough to paint a better future in one's mind." Yoda speaks: "The imagination you say? Hmmmm. I knew not of its true power until now. Show us what Artist's Eye can do." Barla smirks: "Oh, we will. In the most awesome way possible." Obi-Wan asks: "What do you have in mind?" Herbsalvin speaks before anyone else can: "We'll stop the Sith now. You have our word that we will. Our imaginations have been immensely strengthened in recent years. We will use them to help finish the Sith off."
We teleport ourselves along with Yoda and Obi-Wan onto the spaceship of the Mu from Toward The Terra. They among others have come to this universe to help us stop Palpatine and all that. Jomi greets us: "Its good to see all of you again." We explain why we're here. "I see. Go ahead. We'll take you to the new Death Star immediately." And seconds later, we have hyperjumped to the new Death Star and its guarded by thousands of Imperial starcruisers. But that doesnt scare us. We convince Obi-Wan and Yoda to come with us up to the deck of the spaceship. There, our Quantum Leap bands put armored spacesuits on all of us. I activate my duel disk: "I activate the action field spell, Habitable Space! With this field spell, we will be able to breathe up here like we would on Tattooine, Mii World, or Earth. And thus take these spacesuits off." Seconds later, we can breathe in space. Yoda hmms: "Very impressive." Obi-Wan adds: "What is this?" I reply: "We'll explain later. Seems you didnt get to finish your homework on us. That's unfortunate but ultimately not the end of the galaxy or anything like that. *activates Artist's Eye* Lets break some star cruisers with our imaginations now." Obi-Wan widens his eyes as ship after ship is destroyed in all kinds of strange yet imaginative ways. Ever wanted to know what would happen if a giant space narwhal was created inside of a star cruiser? Well, never fear because the cruiser collapsed and exploded because of the narwhal's weight already. Ki, chakra, and the Force are 3 well known interconnective forces due to Dragon Ball, Naruto, the spread of many traditional eastern beliefs, and Star Wars. But there's a 4th. The imagination, of course.
Some star cruisers were destroyed instead by structures being created in the areas they occupied, being crushed completely as a result. Within a few minutes, much of the Imperial fleet was gone and none of us used any of our weapons. But now, we're going to do just that especially because many of our comrades show up on our own spaceships. I hear Scar Basiltomato yell: "Alright! Lets let them taste our cheeses and sauces, fellow Tomapieians!" "I manifest my circuit! Bloom, Sunavalon Dryanome! Along with the rest of my thorny friends!" "I manifest my circuit. Come forth, Borreload Dragon! And now, I will build the overlay network followed by tuning these monsters together and fusing these ones as well." "I create my circuit!" "I mash up my circuit!" "I create the circuit that bridges the known to the unknown." "I generate my circuit with all of my Hydradrive monsters!" "Lets rev it up! I tune Formula Synchron and Stardust Dragon!" "Dont forget about me! I double tune Red Demon Dragon!" "Now then, I overlay my Galaxy Eyes with these 2 monsters! Bring upon a destructive force capable of decimating an entire galaxy!" So many comrades were able to make it and we are going to nail our foes for certain now. Spectre grins: "The Empire only saw almost the least of what we could do last time! Now, it's time to show them a lot more!" Mages and others capable of sealing souls away begin making preparations to do so. That includes Bray, Gaara, the sealing teams of the ninja villages, and many more. "Cry, Benihime!" "Bankai! Zongetsu!" "Bankai! Hiho Zabimaru!" "Planetary Devastation."
"Its time for Uravity to give our enemies some trouble! *sees some enemies come at us* Gun Head Martial Arts!" A lot of the collective managed to get here. And the hackers among us hack the entire Imperial fleet, making every Imperial ship self destruct in seconds. It helps that the Crashbug Virus successfully made it into the Empire's military network. And when the Empire unleashed more things at us, they were blocked or destroyed easily. Obi-Wan is shocked: "How are you doing this?!" Yoda chuckles: "Impressive once again. And the Resistance is now attacking our enemies from the other side." 20 minutes later, we were on the Death Star, the only thing immune to the Crashbug Virus and other means of hacking this time around. Its the only thing the Empire has left. Some of our comrades even captured the Imperial Senate and quickly released anyone who actually opposes Palpatine among them. The Imperial intel and spy networks have also been taken care of. The Pound Puppies and Kennel Kittens played a role in making that happen, as absurd as that sounds. And as we swarmed the Death Star, myself, my closest loved ones, Yoda, and Obi-Wan found ourselves joined by some interesting characters. Tetsuya is snapping his hands like claws: "Snap snap snappity snap! All these cowardly crabs are already feeling so crabby! *sees some Stormtroopers* Snap snap snap! Go, Mad Gasher! Make them feel even more crabby! CRABBBBBYYYYYYYYY HEHEHHEHEHEEHHEEHEHE!" Darkness yells when seeing other foes fall before us: "I wish I were in their situation right now.. *blushes*"
Kazuma waves his hands around: "Just ignore her, everyone!" Darkness blushes harder. Kazuma glares at her as we keep running. I remark: "Honestly, my world would be a better place if someone like Darkness were in charge instead of all of these sadists and sociopaths who are complete losers.." Our foes quickly fall one by one. They dont stand a chance. And a small group of our comrades are currently capturing every fallen foe they possibly can on this giant moon or planet sized and shaped megaweapon. The entire structure is under lockdown so we have to break down every door and barrier we see. I run ahead and effortlessly bust through yet another barrier locking down part of a hallway with my sword. "How many of these things are on this monstrosity, anyway? HAAAAAAAAAAA!" Several minutes later, Palpatine and whats left of our other foes are surrounded by us all in the center of the Death Star. Palpatine laughs: "You have destroyed everything I have worked so hard to construct or obtain. But even though you have even taken away Lord Vader from me, that doesn't mean you have defeated me." The scheming power hungry tyrant laughs as his power level suddenly skyrockets. And by power level, I mean the dark side of the Force inside of him. "I now possess the powers of every single one of my followers and subordinates that have been killed up to now! That includes the likes of those from the Confederacy Of Independent Systems! They will be useful to me once again now!"
Princess Leia yells: "We'll see about that, Palpatine aka Darth Sidious!" Palpatine just laughs over and over again while those still alive and loyal to him come at us only to be effortlessly mowed down. "Leia, do you know where your precious brother is? Its too bad he refused to turn to my side but that matters little in the end. After all, I have nearly all of my enemies right before me now. And because of that.. I can kill all of you now with one single action." What is he planning this time? Bastard is willing to do anything to get what he wants, even pretending to be weak and innocent when Mace got to him and nearly succeeded in killing him in order to get Anakin to betray the Jedi. But before anyone could react, the Death Star blew up instantly with all of us still inside of it. We saw Palpatine vanish in the blink of an eye the instant before the Death Star blew up. After the explosion, Palpatine reappeared to see just what he had done for himself and starts laughing: "I have done it! All of them are now dea-" He widens his eyes at seeing us still standing. Because my action field spell has followed me around for some reason, we could actually hear him laugh and all that. Leia speaks: "That kind of trick was doomed to fail, Palpatine." Our foe starts laughing: "So you somehow managed to survive! I'll just have to kill all of you with the wrath of every single Sith who has ever lived inside of me!" Korosensei chuckles: "Dont think youve killed us all yet! Not when the Assassination Classroom is still around!" Irina shakes her head: "Damn octopus.."
I will not explain how all of us managed to survive. We have our many ways. Thats all you need to know. "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWER OF THE SITH IS FAR GREATER THAN ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND!" Acheron, Kaito, Blaze, and several others freeze/slow down time. Athena appears and yells: "This is your moment!" Captain Planet(a recent addition to our collective I believe) also appears and adds: "The power is yours!" Isabelle smiles: "Lets do our best, everyone!" Timmy and Tommy shout: "We'll give our enemy the dangerous kind of customer service he deserves!" Tetsuya just laughs: "Palpatine's about to feel really crabby! REALLY VERY CRABBBBBBBYYYYYYY CRABBBBBBBBYYYYYYYY HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Many of us combine our attacks with some help from Athena and others and shout in unison: "Interdimensional Power Break!" And then, many eyes transform into Artist's Eye all at once and unleash an explosion of manifested imagination come to physical life. Palpatine somehow forces time to resume but is hit by all of this stuff at once as a result. And within the next few minutes, despite giving us a lot of trouble, he was killed. But we werent done. The spirits of every dangerous Sith are still in this area due to a massive barrier placed around the area through means of divine assistance from the likes of Abstractoa. And now, its time. Some of us shout and do some moves while pulling out containers with lids: "Evil Containment Wave!" Other sealing techniques are put into effect as well, spells included.
And just like that, every dangerous Sith who was killed here was sealed away, never to cause trouble again. But then, Agami appeared with a grin on his face. That grin turned upside down when seeing so many of us. He yells: "Not even the Prana is strong enough to send you all into endless despair in other dimensions! I will be back when I have gained even more power to punish you all." And with that, he vanishes by using his Quantum Cube. Beerus yawns: "Im taking a nap and eating some fine instant ramen once we're finished here." Those of us still with the Artist's Eye active create a massive platform for us all to stand on for the time being, equipped with artificial gravity and all that. It wasnt long until we finished up and helped the Resistance create the new Galactic Republic and hunt down remaining Sith influence. As for the sealed away Sith, we scattered them across universes, putting them in many secure and hidden locations. Palpatine's soul was hidden inside the object its now sealed in in a location I cannot disclose at all but just know that its in a universe I frequently visit. We soon say goodbye to the entire Resistance and wish them luck after telling them of collectivism and all of that as a side thing. Then just like that, we left their universe behind and parted ways for the time being. However, just a week or so later, the Harbringers Of Destruction would attack a major world seen as key to our collective. Many of us were called in to help by the marks put on us in September of 2023 glowing and all of that as well as actual communications askng for help.
I soon found myself among others in the Chamber Of The Sage in Rune-Midgard's capital of Prontera. The kingdom, from our influence as well as the neighboring Republic's influence is becoming more democratic, far beyond just having a system in which a new king is elected from 9 royal houses when the previous king dies, goes missing, or relinquishes the throne due to a curse that was put on the founder of one of those houses. Strangely, having 9 or more candidates for the role of ruler is far more viable than only having really only 2 like in every US election despite the fact that the people of Rune get no votes for which of the princes gets elected as king. Great Sage Varmundt greets us once anyone who chooses to come to his base of operations does so: "Im grateful to all of you for coming. Our enemies are after this entire world and will soon arrive to destroy and conquer everything in site. Ive been troubled by this possibility for some time. Id like to ask your help in defending this world and protecting the artifacts theyre after." Alice replies: "Just what is it that theyre after? I shall do what I can to stop them." "Certain once destroyed artifacts have turned up and that has attracted the interest of the Harbringers Of Doom. And the White Witch has chosen to join their side to get what she wants. Because of the Heart Of Ymir, I can never age and have been able to continue studying for centuries but even I am no match against just the White Witch's forces. Our enemies are after not just the Heart Of Ymir, Salt Pillar, the coffin of a betrayed Pharaoh, and the other artifacts of this world.
They are also after all sources of power and knowledge include myself, Rombell the leader of the Rune Knights, Seyren and his sister Katherine, Bonnie, Father Bamph, the Assassins Guild, the Alchemists Guild, all books, and anything else they could find based upon many secret investigations I have gathered intel from." To be continued..