RavenDragon: Moxxie, this next episode might be a trigger for you. So if you need to step out, let me know.
Moxxie: Thanks.
Blitz: (Mouthful of popcorn) Get on with it!
RavenDragon: Ugh.
MRS. MAYBERRY: (narrating) I was a good person before it all went down... I was good my entire life.
Blitz: Hey, that's one of our clients. Mrs... Someberry.
Millie: Mrs. Mayberry. She was a teacher.
(The scene opens with a shot of a red schoolhouse. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground—a bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: Good morning!
[She twirls around and catches her piece of chalk.]
MRS. MAYBERRY: I hope you all did your homework!
(Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.)
Blitz put earplugs in his ears.
Fizzarolli: So she's a goodie-goodie.
Barbie: And I'm blocking out the stupid song. (puts in her earplugs)
CLASS: We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too!
MRS. MAYBERRY: Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do!
CLASS: Okay!
Blitz: (gags) Ah, I hope something interesting happens soon
Stolas; (glares) Blitzy! I think it's rather sweet. Plus if she's still in Hell, she might be perfect as a tutor for our children.
Blitz nearly choked on his popcorn.
MRS. MAYBERRY: Two plus six is...
CLASS: Eight!
MRS. MAYBERRY: And good behavior...
CLASS: Great!
MRS. MAYBERRY: And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date!
BLONDE BOY: It's nine in the morning...
GIRL 1: On January 8th!
GIRL 2: The sun is out smiling!
DUNCE BOY: And it's your husband's birthday!
Barbie: How did this kid know that?
I.M.P: I don't know.
(The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: Oh my stars! (Turns to her class) Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!
(The class falls silent.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!
Verosika remembered before she and Blitz broke up that he would give her wonderful gifts on her birthday and the nice dates they went on.
Girl 2: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!
(The scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and an "Oh, yeah!" and "Not there, not there-" come from the room. An unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.)
Stolas quickly covered his daughter's eyes and Blitz did the same for Loona- with a little protest.
Fizzarolli: Wait, wait, let me guess. She goes straight to her husband and kills him and that bitch?
RavenDragon: OK, I should have added a "no spoilers" rule.
Fizzarolli: Called it!
(Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.)
GIRL 2: Wait! Mrs. Mayberry! *grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm* Remember what you taught us? Think before you act.
(Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door.)
Blitz: Oh yeah! Now that's getting good!
(The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.)
JAROLD: Okay- (offscreen then notices Mrs. Mayberry entering the room) Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?
MRS. MAYBERRY: (offscreen) Shut up, Jarold!
(A woman's screams and shots are heard.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: (offscreen) You scream like a bitch!
Most of the guys were terrified of Mayberry.
Barbie: I think I like this woman.
(Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.)
JAROLD: (offscreen) Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-She had a family!
MRS. MAYBERRY: (offscreen) *sobs* We could've had a family!
(Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all! *sobs* I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!
(Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.)
Octavia: Those kids are gonna have nightmares.
Fizzarolli: Those poor kids.
MRS. MAYBERRY: (narrating) You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!
(The camera lowers to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. The camera stops at the outside of the I.M.P. building. A shot of the door reads "I.M.P. Headquarters" with "Meeting in progress :)" on a taped piece of paper. Blitz who is still pregnant and seen on his office chair looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here.
(Mrs. Mayberry turns around, revealing her demon form. Her face is partially shadowed by blinds. She holds a cigarette in her hand.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: To get my revenge.
BLITZ: I mean, was she hotter?
(Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face.)
Most of the women (and Stolas) glared at Blitz.
Blitz: What? I'm not wrong.
BLITZ: (smirks) I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.
Barbie: Blitz!
Blitz: What?! It's like she was telling her life as a soap opera.
Fizzarolli/Moxxie/Stolas: What's wrong with that? (The three of them look at each other)
Blitz: Oh no.
Moxxie: (Looks at Fizzarolli) You watch soap operas?!
Fizzarolli: Duh! Ozzie and I watch them all the time for date nights.
Bee: You watch soap operas?
Asmodeus: What?
Stolas: I love soap operas.
(Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red.)
BLITZ: Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here.
(Blitz stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him.)
BLITZ: See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death...
(Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.)
BLITZ: ...frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!
(Blitzø boops her on the nose.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: (clenches her claws) Not... all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero.
Bee: Is she for real?
Verosika: How?!
MRS. MAYBERRY: Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!
(Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitz's desk as she smashes down on it.)
MRS. MAYBERRY: (shouting, her voice echoing) SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOO!
(She leans in close to Blitz's face, her face red with anger.)
BLITZ: (frightened) Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.
(Blitz rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk. A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth, (Also counts for if Blitz goes into labor)" "Ghost," and "Stolas")
Stolas: You have one for me?
Blitz: (embarrassed) Maybe?
(The camera moves to outside Blitz's office where Moxxie is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.)
MILLIE: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!
(Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other. On the wall are drawings of Blitz in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.)
LOONA: (sarcastically, deadpan) Wow. I feel soooo loved here.
MILLIE: Just take a deep breath, *inhales* and let it out!
MOXXIE: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?
MILLIE: I mean, if that's what the client wants.
MOXXIE: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. (speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent) That's understandable.
Fizzarolli: Let me guess, you speak from experience?
Moxxie: You could say that.
MOXXIE: (speaks normally) But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance upper middle-class family bloodline?
(Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment.)
LOONA: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! (points to the boy) This kid probably sets dogs on fire, (points to the girl) maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, (points to the father), and this guy... This guy definitely watches.
MILLIE: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.
Vortex: I mean, she's not wrong.
Moxxie: Maybe...
MOXXIE: But—
MILLIE: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. (cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them) Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target. (kisses him)
(Moxxie aims his crossbow.)
MOXXIE: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.
(Blitz barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.)
BLITZ: Guys! I want you to meet—
(A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Blitz catches it with one hand.)
BLITZ: ...our newest client!
(The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire.)
BLITZ: Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!
Fizzarolli, Barbie, and Verosika were laughing at poor Moxxie.
(Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzø waves goodbye.)
BLITZ: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!
[Blitz waves as the car drives away.]
MOXXIE: When did we start implementing that deal?
[Blitz turns with a sweet look before he glares at Moxxie.]
BLITZ: When you set fire to my office in front of a [yells] CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!! Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!
(Loona types on her phone.)
LOONA: You mean... our only ticket to the other side? (pulls out the grimoire) Yeah. Got it.
Blitz: See Loona? You are my favorite.
Loona: (Blushed) Shut up, Blitz!
BLITZ: Thank you, Loonie.
LOONA: Blitz, are you sure you should be going in your condition?
BLITZ: Loonie, I'll be fine. It's an easy target. In and out with no problems.
Stolas: Blitz!
Blitz: This is the other me! OK? How was I supposed to know that the target was...
RavenDragon: No spoilers, Blitz! Not everyone knows about Martha the psycho.
(Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world. Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitz puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.)
BLITZ: Now, let's go lick some ass!
MILLIE: The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitz.
(Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzø as she walks through the portal.)
BLITZ: Mine's better.
(Blitz walks through the portal.)
MOXXIE: *sighs* Aww, fuuuck...
(Moxxie walks through the portal.)
RavenDragon: Now, before we continue, I have two special guests here that want to meet you all.
Blitz: Please tell me it's not some of our clients.
RavenDragon: No. And I feel the need to say this, do not try to make them uncomfortable, Blitz.
Blitz gives RavenDragon a dirty look.
RavenDragon: Ok then. Helia and Spiroz Goetia, you two can come out now.
Two teen demon hybrids walked out of the shadows. The male hybrid had horns like Blitz, sharper teeth besides a beak, and imp-like eyes. He also had a mix of white and red feathers but had gray tail feathers and was wearing a regal-looking suit and a choker that was identical to Blitz's. The female hybrid had short horns, long grey feather-like hair that was tied up, red skin, and an imp tail but she had talons for feet and even owl-like eyes and small feathers at the end of her tail. The female imp was wearing a black dress with little stars and in her hair was a wolf hairpin.
Blitz: Who are they?
Helia: Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
Blitz: (stammers) They... She...
Spiroz: I think you broke mom, sis.
Fizzarolli was wheezing.
Barbie: So they are my niece and nephew?
Blitz: I thought it was just one kid.
Spiroz/Helia: We're twins.
Fizzarolli: Called it! Pay up, Barb!
Barbie handed Fizzarolli ten bucks.
Loona: So I have a little brother and sister?
Octavia: I always wanted a little sibling.
Barbie: Who's the older twin?
Spiroz: That would be me.
Helia: And yet, you're the only boy in the family.
RavenDragon: Take your seats, you two.
Helia and Spiroz sat next to Stolas and Blitz.
Stolas: I'm guessing I named Helia and Blitz named Spiroz?
Helia: Yeah.
(All three imps stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitz and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitz stands up and peers into the window.)
BLITZ: That's gotta be her. *chuckles darkly* This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?
(Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised.)
MOXXIE: Me?
BLITZ: Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.
(Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His face falls as he looks at the family having dinner.)
BLITZ: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.
(Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.)
Everyone realized the problem.
Joe: Oh satan.
BLITZ: You snooze, you lose, Mox!
(Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.)
BLITZ: Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.
MOXXIE: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!
BLITZ: No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother.
(Blitz positions his rifle.)
BLITZ: We're ruining a family! (Rifle clicks.)
MOXXIE: But... Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.
(Moxxie lifts up Blitz's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.)
Blitz: Damm it, Moxxie!
Moxxie: They just seemed so innocent!
Helia: Seriously, Uncle Moxxie?! Do those humans look innocent?!
Moxxie: And she's Blitz's daughter.
MARTHA: What was that, Ralphie?
RALPHIE: (shakes his head) I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is...
(Grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands.)
RALPHIE: ...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!
Barbie: Greeeat they're a buncha Psychos!
Helia: The guns and the human in the oven were a dead giveaway.
(Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.)
MARTHA: Alright, kids! Guns out!
(The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.)
RAPHIE: Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns! (chuckles darkly)
Fizzarolli: And you thought these guys were innocent?
Moxxie: It was one time!
Fizzarolli: And I thought your love song was stupid.
Spiroz: The one that he sang for Aunt Millie on their anniversary night?
Blitz: How do you know about that?
Helia: You and Dad would always tell us the story of how you first met when we were little.
(The scene cuts back to Blitzø and Moxxie.)
BLITZ: (fumes in anger) What the fuck was that, Moxxie?! I've had enough stress already! Can't you see that?! (Gesture to his pregnant belly.)
(Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.)
MOXXIE: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.
(Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths.)
MOXXIE: I panicked!
BLITZ: Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!
(Blitz leans in and pokes Moxxie's head.)
BLITZ: Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune! (The baby kicked him which made Blitz groans in pain.) Fuck off! One minute!
(A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitz in the arm, black blood flying out.)
BLITZ: AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!
(Blitz and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.)
Moxxie blushed feeling embarrassed.
Spiroz: (to Helia) And I'm beginning to why Dad was so freaked out when you and I would come home with bruises.
Helia: (to Spiroz) Oh, please. You're always getting into trouble and I'm the one that bails you out.
(Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backward and dives into the lake.)
RALPHIE: Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!
(Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings the back of the gun and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie smacked her with the end of the gun. She got knocked out cold but not before seeing Ralphie's sung face as everything went black. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.]
Joe/Lin: Millie!
(The scene turns to Moxxie who opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied up to a stitched-up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.)
Fizzarolli: Anyone else creeped out by those kids?
Asmodeus, Bee, Vortex, and Barbie raised their hands.
MOXXIE: Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?
(Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie.)
KIDS: It's nice to have a new critter to play with.
[Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched-up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes, and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.]
MOXXIE: Ohhhhh... crumbs.
Alastor decided to appear on RavenDragon's balcony.
Alastor: (scoffs) Amateurs.
RavenDragon: Alastor!? Get out!
Alastor: Oh come now, my dear.
RavenDragon: Don't test me, Radio Demon!
Alastor retreated into the shadows with a smile.
(The scene cuts to four gunshots ringing out in the woods. Blitz dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitz runs through the forest. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom.)
MARTHA: (in a sing-song voice) I know you're hurtin', little devil!
(Blitz takes deep breaths as he leans against a tree. His eyes go wide as he covers his mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.)
MARTHA: (in a sing-song voice) I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!
Stolas let out a low growl.
(Blitz sighs in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitz pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.)
BLITZ: Dammit!
(Blitz tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then he holds it to his ear.)
BLITZ: Stolas! This is a really bad time.
STOLAS: (On the phone) When isn't it a bad time Blitzy?
BLITZ: Stolas, I'm serious. I'm in the middle of a job.
STOLAS: (On the phone) I'm aware. Loona called me.
BLITZ: (muttered) Of course, she did.
Loona: I guess me being raised by Blitz when I was just ten kind of changed me.
Helia: I won't say changed. You're still a little grumpy.
Loona: Har, har.
[Blitz looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitz was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.]
MARTHA: I can hear you, darlin'!
BLITZ: Shhhit!
(Blitz made a run for it.)
STOLAS: (On the phone) Blitzy, what was that?! Was that a gunshot!?
(Blitz was running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Blitz ducked behind another one.)
BLITZ: I'm fine!
STOLAS: (On the phone) Well, I'm worried about you! Especially since you're caring our little one.
BLITZ: I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my a!
(A bullet hits the tree that Blitzø is hiding behind.)
Fizzarolli: Now I know who tops in the relationship.
Blitz: Excuse me?!
Fizzarolli: You heard me.
Blitz: Oh really? Then who tops in your relationship?
Fizzarolli: Nice try. I'm not falling for that.
Asmodeus: Well...
Fizzarolli groaned.
Blitz: Ha! Now who's the woman in their relationship?!
Fizzarolli: (smugly) Still you!
STOLAS: (On the phone) Blitzy. After this, you are staying home from the office until the baby is born. And I am not taking no for an answer.
BLITZ: Fine! Whatever!
(Blitz drops his phone as he is pinned to the tree by the back of Martha's gun.)
MARTHA: Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!
(She presses the gun harder into Blitz.)
MARTHA: Gonna send y'all back where ya came from! You and yer lil' 'ell spawns!
(She grinned a large demonic evil grin)
Blitz: Are we sure she's not from hell?
(The scene shifts to Moxxie, who struggles to free himself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside. A hangman's noose hangs from the wall.)
MOXXIE: Millie!
(Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again. He notices the girl pull out a sharp knife. He looks at the blade and then glares with determination. The girl raises the knife but Moxxie pushes the chair backwards, knocking her to the ground. He frees himself with the knife. A silhouette of Moxxie appears as he breaks through the window, holding his gun. A "Live, Laugh, Love," sign hangs from inside the room. He races outside through the forest, where red symbols hang from tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky.)
Barbie: The little guy has guts after all.
Moxxie: Har, har.
[The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitz tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.]
BLITZ: (sighs) I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!
Stolas looked worried about Blitz and his unborn children.
(Martha wears skull earrings, jeans, and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.)
MARTHA: Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell! May the root o' evil be 'honored as we continue their work!
Bee and Asmodeus groaned.
Bee: What is it with humans and that stupid ritual?
(Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitz and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitz and Millie, but they remain unharmed.)
BLITZ: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.
(Millie and Blitz smirk. Martha stares confused.]
MARTHA: Oh. Shit.
(Martha rolls her eyes.)
MARTHA: Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!
(She grins and pulls out her rifle.)
BLITZ: That would be more effective.
MILLIE: (angrily) Blitz!
Everyone: Blitz!/Mom!
Blitz: I didn't think she'd do it!
(Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding his gun.)
MILLIE: Moxxie!
(Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitz and Millie.)
BLITZ: You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!
(Blitz falls down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads. Ralphie trips backward on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.)
Loona: At least she's finally dead.
BLITZ: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!
(Moxxie helps Blitzø up and supports him.)
MOXXIE: I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.
BLITZ: Apology accepted. But we're keeping this from Stolas. I really don't want him telling me that he was right.
MOXXIE: You've killed humans and a few demons in hell but you're scared of your husband?
BLITZ: (scoffs) I'm not scared of Stolas.
(A portal opens up and a frantic-looking Stolas is standing in it.)
MOXXIE: He's right behind you.
BLITZ: I'm not falling for that, Mox.
STOLAS: (freaked out) Blitz!
(Blitz nearly jumped back in fright.)
Everyone laughed.
Fizzarolli: Oh man! (laughs) Stolas totally pegs you, Blitz.
Blitz: Oh like your sugar daddy doesn't peg you?
Stolas: Blitz! We have children, present.
Helia: Meh. We hear worse from you and Mom.
BLITZ: Oh, Stolas. I...
(Stolas scooped Blitz up into his arms.)
STOLAS: Loona's gonna send you two a portal to the office. I'm afraid my husband will be taking maternity leave, now.
(Stolas closed the portal as he and Blitz were now in their bedroom in the manor. Stolas put Blitz on the bed and then started to tend to his arm.)
BLITZ: Stolas, I'm fine. Really. It's just a flesh wound.
STOLAS: Blitz. It's a bullet wound. (wraps Blitz's arm in a sling) You could have been killed along with our child! Honestly...
(Blitz pulled Stolas in for a kiss just to shut him up)
Fizzarolli and Barbie were making kissy faces to annoy Blitz.
Blitz: I get it, I get it! I'll get my shit together!
(Blitz pulled away.)
BLITZ: Better?
STOLAS: (sighs) Yes. But you're still not going back to the office. Not until the baby is born.
BLITZ: Fine. But I'm leaving Loona in charge.
STOLAS: You just want Moxxie to suffer.
BLITZ: Maybe a little.
Moxxie: Why me?!
Loona: Oh now this is gonna be fuckin fun.