(The scene changed to I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzø stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P. members sit at a table and listen.)
BLITZ: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're going to do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.
(The animated drawings on the paper show Blitz, Loona, Barbie, Millie, and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.)
BLITZ: We portal up.
(Blitz drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.)
BLITZ: We have our fun murder time as per usual.
(The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.)
Fizzarolli: Still can't draw?
Blitz: Hey!
BLITZ: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.
(The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".)
BLITZ: We push said canoe into some water.
(Blitz drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.)
BLITZ: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!
Stolas looked uncomfortable.
Octavia: I think that's a little overkill.
Loona: That's Blitz for ya.
(Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles, and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.)
BLITZ: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet…
(The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.)
BLITZ: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face…
(The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.)
BLITZ: Do you have… any questions?
Octavia: Yeah that's not a plan.
Moxxie: Thank you!
BARBIE: You call that a plan?
MOXXIE: Yeah. Why was that nonsense?
BLITZ: (walks over to Moxxie) Those weren't questions.
BARBIE: That wasn't a plan.
BLITZ: (puts a hand around Moxxie) I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Barb. It's not my fault you and Moxxie got a smooth little brain upstairs.
BARBIE: Oh I know you did not just call me that!
Barbie: Blitzo!
Blitz: I'm out!
Blitz makes a run for it as Barbie chases him.
Loona: Now this is beautiful. (She takes out her phone and records the chase.)
Stolas: Um, should we…?
Fizzarolli: I wouldn't. Once Barb gets into a rage, there's no stopping her.
MOXXIE: A what now?
BLITZ: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you (begins poking Moxxie in the chest) talentless baby dicked troll?!
MOXXIE: (climbs onto the table angrily) Well, why don't you (points at Blitz.) take an art class?
BLITZ: (grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair.) Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!
Barbie then dragged Blitz back to his sits by his horn.
Blitz: Ow! Ow! Ow! Christ on a stick I'm sorry!
Barbie: Good.
LOONA: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?
BLITZ: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls.
BARBIE: And how is that different from the time you let Octavia go on a mission with you that one time?
BLITZ: Hey, hey! We agreed to never tell Stolas about that.
Stolas: (angry) Blitz!
Blitz: I'm screwed.
Octavia: Finally. I've been wanting to go to the human world for a while.
Stolas: And you still won't.
Octavia: Rats.
Loona: (whispers) I know the code to Blitz's safe. You and I can do a joy ride later.
Octavia: Thanks.
LOONA: Well, I- I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along.
MILLIE: Do you have a human disguise?
LOONA: Yeah, so does Aunt Barb. Don't you guys? I know Blitz has one.
MOXXIE: (to Blitz) You what?!
BLITZ: (hesitates) I… It… It only works if Stolas does it!
LOONA: You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time… without human disguises?!
BARBIE: Ok I should have used my disguise.
BLITZ: Okay, new plan!
(Blitz quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona and Barbie surrounded by humans with hearts around them.)
BLITZ: Loonie and Barb can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?
Fizzarolli: So you're using them as bait?
Blitz: Hey!
MILLIE: Flawless logic.
MOXXIE: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!
BLITZ: I got that covered, Mox.
(The scene changed to Blitz putting up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitz, a dead victim, and horses. Blitz walks to Moxxie.)
Fizzarolli: That's your idea? A poorly spelled flyer?
Barbie: Such have known.
Stolas: I don't think that works.
Blitz: Oh yeah! Just watch!
BLITZ: Now... we wait.
MOXXIE: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!
(Moxxie and Blitz look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitz grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitz strolls toward the other demons.)
BLITZ: Now, who's first?
Barbie: OK that one had to have been a fluke.
Blitz: Nope.
Helia: Don't humans go crazy for discounts and deals?
Loona: Yes they do.
Spiroz: I told you so!
Helia: Cut it out, Spiro.
(The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax, and talk. Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Barbie, and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.)
BLITZ: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona and Barb can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em.
BARBIE: Why me?
BLITZ: Because you've offed your last exes with your flirty self. You got the list, Loonie?
(Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.)
LOONA: Got it.
(Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself which resembles a gothic teenager.)
Bee: Now that's hot.
Loona blushed.
BARBIE: Not bad, Loona.
(Barbie then transforms into a human version of herself.)
Fizzarolli: How did you get a human disguise?
Barbie: I have my ways.
BLITZ: Oh, you two look down right, I am so proud. Now fetch!
(Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitz spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.)
Blitz: Bullseye!
Stolas: Oh my.
(In the next shot, a blonde man runs to Barbie in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitz. On a rooftop, a brown-haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Barbie walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitz kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white-haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, and another woman gets shot in the head.)
Fizzarolli: Regretting the bet now, V?
Verosika: Just wait.
BLITZ: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many…
VEROSIKA: (Off screen) Alright, spring breakers!
(Blitz turned his head to the stage where there was smoke; to his horror, behind the smoke was Verosika Mayday, and the silhouette showed her demon form. Verosika drinks her drink and walks out of the smoke to reveal her human form.)
VEROSIKA: Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!
(The audience cheers. A fanboy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.)
VEROSIKA: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~
(Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitz growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.)
Verosika: See?
Fizzarolli: I stand corrected.
Blitz: Not funny!
VEROSKIA:
Pack your bags.
Sun's out.
(She then walks on the stage and performs to the humans. Unknown to the humans, Verosika is also performing a spell to increase the lustful desires of humans.)
Take a vacay, babe.
Take it straight to Bone Town.
(Verosika then drinks her beverage on the stage.)
V-time, free time, baby relax.
(Soon many of the humans are hugging, kissing, making out, and even grinding each other.)
Self care, no hair, Brazilian wax.
Hornt up succu-bus to the beach.
Catch some rays while catching some D.
(One by one, the Succubi and the Incubi in Verosika's crew also begin to seduce the humans with their lustful spell, and any human who lays eyes on them instantly gets hooked.)
Helia: Is it wrong that I want to join in on the fun?
Blitz: Hell no! No daughter of mine is working with that skank!
Verosika: Hey!
BLITZ: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!
(A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitz.)
BLITZ: (points to vomiting man) He on the list, girls?
LOONA: Huh? Yeah… I- I think so.
(A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.)
Loona hides her face in her hands.
Helia: Is he your boyfriend?
Loona: No!
BLITZ: Good!
(Blitz takes out a red and black axe.)
BLONDE BOY: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? *laughs*
BLITZ: (off-screen) Yeah... pretty cool, huh?
(Blitz cleaves his head in half with the axe.)
BLITZ: But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where-...?
(Blitzø glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.)
BLITZ: Wha- Wha- Wh- (distraught, tears in his eyes) WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!
Loona looked embarrassed.
Fizzarolli: Someone's a motherhen.
Blitz: Oh laugh it up, Fizz! We'll see who's laughing when you have kids with your royal rooster.
Fizzarolli: Hey!
MILLIE: (Points to the stage) Look!
(Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitz notices and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger)
Octavia: Oof. The overprotective dad.
Loona: Just end me.
(Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head. The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.)
Barbie: Nice hook.
Loona: Easy to use.
VEROSIKA: Now, who wants a piece of this?!
(Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.)
Verosika: Whoops.
Asmodeus: V! What did I say about bringing that stuff to the human realm?!
Verosika: Sorry….
(Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.)
LOONA: (nervously) Heyyyy… you…!
VORTEX: Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex.
LOONA: Yeah. (chuckles) Sorry if that's weird.
Loona: Fucking kill me….
Spiroz: This is too good.
VORTEX: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care.
LOONA: (nervously) Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!
VORTEX: Okay. (mimics her nervous tone and smile) I'm Vortex!
LOONA: That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right? (bites lip nervously)
Loona groans and covers her face.
Octavia: Major slip up.
Fizzarolli: Woof. I thought I was a blushing mess around Ozzie.
VORTEX: Uh, yeah. *chuckles* I guess, but my friends call me Tex.
LOONA: Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. (chuckles nervously) I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I… I don't have friends.
(Blitz arrives and stands between them.)
BLITZ: Am I... interrupting something?
Barbie: And now I see why Loona is embarrassed.
Blitz: Hey!
VORTEX: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.
BLITZ: (pokes Vortex) "Conversation" leads to HPV!
(Barbie, Moxxie, and Millie hide behind metal barrels.)
BARBIE: And… we lost my brother.
MOXXIE: Figures.
BARBIE: Mox, you and Millie handle the list, I'll get my bonehead of a brother.
Blitz: Bonehead?!
Barbie and Fizzarolli laughed.
Verosika: Well… if the horns fit….
Blitz: Ok I get it!
MILLIE: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the money!
(Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.)
(The camera went back to Loona, Blitz, and Vortex.)
LOONA: Blitz, get the fuck out of here. You're gonna get us all into shit!
BLITZ: I just wanted to see what was distracting you from your job.
(Barbie goes over to them)
BARBIE: Blitz, cut it out. Loona was just taking a break.
BLITZ: Barb, this is between me and Loona.
Stolas being a father himself understood that Octavia was growing up but seeing Loona and Blitz? He thought Blitz was being a little over dramatic.
LOONA: (growls) Fuck, Blitz! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!
BLITZ: Because you're my daughter! I care about you!
LOONA: There's a difference between caring and smothering! I'm an adult, Blitz! I'm not a little pup anymore! I can take care of myself!
BLITZ: I'm still your father!
LOONA: You're not my real dad! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!
(Blitz's face turned into hurt, but he hid it from everyone.)
Fizzarolli: Yikes…
(Meanwhile, Millie and Moxxie hide behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.)
SKOOL: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!
(Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.)
WOMAN: Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!
MOXXIE: Oh, crumbs!
Moxxie: Ok seriously!? Do I look like a possum?!
Loona: With all that fat?
Moxxie: I'm not fat!
Blitz: That whole possum thing was a bit much.
(Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.)
SKOOL: I got it!
(Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheers about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.)
Moxxie: And my drunk state is going public.
(Cuts back to Loona, Blitz, Barbie, and Vortex. Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitz, who crosses his arms.)
LOONA: Uh… Blitz… I'm-
BLITZ: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!
LOONA: Ugggh…
(Blitz left.)
BARBIE: Hey. Loon, for the record. Blitz loves you. He's still your dad, blood or not.
(Barbie goes after Blitz.)
Loona: I messed up big time.
(Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.)
MILLIE: Moxxie!
MOXXIE: (drunk) Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em. (Makes smooching noises)
Moxxie: Oh crumbs.
Fizzarolli: And Blitz calls me a lightweight.
(Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitz looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.)
Verosika: I'm screwed.
MOXXIE: (drunk) Ooooh! Fish.
(The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer, and closes its mouth.)
MOXXIE: (drunk) Hehehe… Weeeeee…
Moxxie: Great. I'm monster chow.
(Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife.)
Sallie-May: Yeah get it, sis!
Joe: That's our girl!
Lin: Get 'em, Millie!
Barbie: Whoo! Slay that fish bait!
Helia: Awesome!
(She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes, and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands in Blitz's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit by the tongue, but Blitz kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically. Barbie came to oversee the fight.)
BARBIE: Should we…?
BLITZ: Nah. Mills got this. Sides, you wanna get the smell of fish on you?
BARBIE: I'm good.
Millie: That's the Wrath Ring in me! I'll shred a beast to pieces.
(Inside the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.)
MOXXIE: I love that woman~ (His tail makes a heart shape.)
BARBIE: Wow. He's a bottom.
BLITZ: Told you that she pegs him.
Spiroz: Called it! Pay up, sis!
Helia hands her twin the cash.
Moxxie: And now Blitz's children?!
Blitz: That's my boy!
Stolas: Blitz, do not encourage him.
(Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore, dripping water and blood.)
BLITZ: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!
BARBIE: Hell yeah!
MILLIE: Is Mox ok?
BLITZ: Oh, yeah. He's fine.
(Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.)
Moxxie: (drunken) Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo… drinky.
(Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.)
Moxxie: Please let this nightmare end.
Verosika: OK, I'll admit. That was… impressive.
Millie: Oh wow. Thanks.
BLITZ: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.
(Suddenly Verosika walked up with her gang.)
VEROSIKA: Blitz-o.
BLITZ: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!
VEROSIKA: That was handled rather… obviously… Don't you think?
MILLIE: I don't think this belonged to any of us.
(Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.)
BARBIE: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.
MOXXIE: (laughs) Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so… FUUUUCKED! (continues laughing drunkenly)
VEROSIKA: Yeah, well… you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!
MOXXIE: (faceplants into the sand) A human called me a possum. I am not a (faceplants again) possum!
Fizzarolli: And we are keeping you away from any spiked drinks.
Moxxie: Ok I get it!
BLITZ: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.
VEROSIKA: …Fine.
BLITZ: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON! *laughs triumphantly*
Verosika groans while IMP (except for Loona) cheers loudly.
Stolas: Congratulations Blitzy!
MILLIE: Fuck YEAH!
BLITZ: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!
VEROSIKA: (scoffs) Come on, let's get out of here. (calls out) Tex!
(Loona and Vortex walked up to the group.)
VORTEX: (frowns) Well... guess it's time to bounce. (smiles at Loona) But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime.
LOONA: Really? I mean, heh…yeah. Yeah.
VORTEX: Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties.
Bee: Aww, babe.
Verosika: Hun, if you need some love advice, I got you.
Blitz: Hell no!
Loona: Blitz!
LOONA: (dejected) Nice. Can't wait for my first one.
VORTEX: (chuckles) Let's get you some friends, girl.
(Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika.)
BARBIE: Loona! Come on!
(The I.M.P. group goes through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backward. Last second Blitz jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.)
Blitz: Ha! In your face!
RavenDragon: Ok, that's enough Blitz.