NOTICE: the normal lines are our reactors...the slanted lines are on the TV cool?...cool
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Amy: alright time for this new season!
Sammy: it's about to start!
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*begins*
Trevor: it's been a long time
Derek: but we're finally back!
Trevor: the carnival...once a familial pastime of fun and safety now a brutal fighting ground for our new competitors
Scott: now they changed locations
Derek: the rules of the game remain the same 18 spanking new contestants must forge a life for themselves in the desolate vegetations of Stawaki Carnival
Shawn: huh strange name for a carnival
Trevor: they will be split into two teams of 9 dealing with harsh weather and festering wildlife
*bird dies*
Ella: *gasp* that poor bird
Trevor: but more importantly with each other
Derek: after each challenge the losers will be forced to vote one of their own in the dreaded elimination trials
*they walk in*
Derek: I gotta say we really decked this place out
Trevor: in the end only one will be left standing to claim the million dollar prize I'm your host Trevor McGregor and this is my co-host Derek Johnson
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Derek: so who's got what it takes
Trevor: 52 days 18 people 1 winner!
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(intro)
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Jasmine: oh they changed the music to fit the carnival theme
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Amy: alright let's see the contestants!
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*helicopters*
Sammy: oh...no buses or planes?
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{confessional}
Anastasia: men often underestimate me...they think I'm all beauty and no brains but when you have to fight this "male-dominated world" you tend to learn a few tricks *wink*
{other}
Ted: as soon as I step on the beach it's a race for second place I've been a professional poker player for 20 years no one should trust me but they always do...idiots
{ends}
Scott: hmm very interesting
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Shawn: is that a zombie
Amy: no it's a goth
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{confessional}
Ivy: people have a bad impression of actors on this show I'm here to prove that Hollywood doesn't turn you evil and I'll win the right way
Sammy: huh very opposite of Riya here
{other}
Spencer: I don't look diabolical...I look like the bloody nerd you shove in lockers but trust me there's more to this dweeb than meets the eye
{ends}
Jasmine: very strategic
Shawn: is Trevor and Derek...holding hands?
*helicopters land*
*they walks out*
Trevor: welcome to Disventure Camp season 4!
*they cheer*
Derek: think of this season as a fresh start lots of new twists await you at your camp the hidden immunity totem is in play so first come first served and on an unrelated note who here is good at building shelters?
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Diego: *raises hand* you're speaking to Colombia's best tour guide!
Benji: glad he's on our team
Amelie: wait are we not getting tents?
Trevor correctamundo Amelie! this season is tougher than any season prior in fact your first challenge begins uh right now!
Amy: wait...they have to build a home?
Ella: I hope that both shelters stay intact
Derek: for your first challenge you all must find your camps and begin building a shelter with whatever you can find...you'll find a pot and a machete but that is literally it get creative suckers!
Trevor: the winning shelter will win a tarp helping you stay dry from the inevitable rain storms
Amelie: fantastique
Trevor: here's a map to your camps we will check in on your shelter in 8 hours!
*they get maps*
Trevor: good luck!
Jasmine: okay it feels like our first debut in Total Drama
Shawn: maybe let's see how good they are at building their shelters
*blue team*
Marissa: keep those legs up ladies we're halfway there
Logan: yes m'am! hup one hup two ow...hey what gives guy?
*snail*
Ella: what a cute snail
Marissa: no time to look at the wildlife!
Richard: oh let him it's not every day we get experience-
*STOMP*
Ella: *GASP* THAT POOR SNAIL
Richard: Jesus Mary and Joseph!
Jasmine: he just straight up kill it!
Alessio: ah...extraordinary colors
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Sammy: what is wrong with him
Isabel: Hi there I'm Isabel nice to meet you
Amy: wait...a nun?
Ted: ok if you don't mind me asking what's a nun doing out here?
Isabel: spreading God's word
Scott: who let her on that show?
*owl*
Ted: his words won't help us here sister
{confessional}
Isabel: despite my appearance I'm not the typical Bible thumper my real passion may be a teensy less traditional...I'm very good at connecting people especially the youth thanks to my recent social media growth I'm the first to leap on trends not wasting any opportunities which will hopefully give me an edge in this game
{ends}
Shawn: uh that's very unusually for a nun to do
Marissa: ok everyone we've finally reached our campground rest up for 10 minutes and we'll start discussing our shelter
Richard: *BREATHE* sounds good...coach *falls*
Scott: hehehe
Anastasia: you've got quite the leadership skills
Marissa: who me? nah I'm just imitating my dad
Anastasia: military?
Marissa: hopefully you?
Anastasia: farthest from it model
Marissa: obviously you're very pretty
*chuckle*
Jasmine: Marissa is a good leader
{confessional}
Marissa: I'm not a natural-born leader hell I compete with my brothers just for a chance at the table in a few months I'll be enlisting facing death and pretending to be fearless that's my strength which will hopefully help me win this game
{ends}
Scott: or not maybe someone can get you out
Ted: yo I need to hit the John where's the restroom out here?
Marissa: use a bush but stay away from reddish leaves
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Sammy: oh no
{confessional}
Ted: whenever someone tells me not to do something it means they're usually keeping it for themselves
{ends}
Jasmine: you idiot
Anastasia: *sigh* 3...2...1
Ted: WHAT THE FREAK?! AHHHH IT'S ON MY [REDACTED]! MY [REDACTED]
Amy: AHHH WHY DIDN'T THEY CENSOR IT!
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*laughs*
Richard: ooh god I've never seen one that big
Shawn: excuse me?!
Logan: wait what?!
Richard: ha I was talking about his mole
Logan: oh jesus man
Richard: hehehe get your mind out of the gutter son
Ella: his mole?
Marissa: how did you?
Anastasia: I could read right through him he is uh...insubordinate as your squadron may say
*meanwhile*
*jump*
*breaks*
Natalia: score! hehehe
Lynda: what've you got there?
Natalia: thought this could be used as part of our shelter
Lynda: super! also I've noticed our team has more women than men
Natalia: ugh thank god right?
Lynda: us gal pals really got to stick together
Natalia: totally let's all team up!
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{confessional}
Lynda: no sense in convoluting the future votes securing a 6 within our 9 helps me stay worry free reality shows are my comfort food!...raising two kids and a husband leaves very little room for anything I want but one thing Lynda Anderson knows is she always gets what she wants the typical housewife may not seem like a threat but I'll be the one pulling the strings!
{ends}
Jasmine: oh didn't know about that
Marissa: ok everyone let's start discussing the shelter
Richard: wait! we're missing someone
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Marissa: where's the Italian fellow?
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{confessional}
Logan: going off on your own like that? not a good look nuh uh...*gasp* what if he's looking for the totem
{ends}
*humms*
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Alessio: marvelous!
{confessional}
Alessio: the early bonding doesn't concern me the deconstruction of civilization hohoho now that's something that can be put to a canvas!
{ends}
Amy: okay yeah he's the first boot of the game
*red team*
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Hannah: alright shelter time! what's the plan?
Diego: well I was thinking-
Amelie: Diego you're strong go get heavy beams from the carnival on the double!...Ivy Jade get us water Maintenant!...Hannah-
Hannah: woah woah woah! who died and made you leader?!
Shawn: yeah she doesn't seem very respectful
Benji: how about we let Diego lead us? he is the most experienced in the wild
Amelie: the disrespect!
*walks away*
Hannah: *sigh* thanks for that glad some of us have a good head on our shoulders
Benji: oh yeah hehehe I'm all about giving good head
Amy: HUH
Sammy: WHAT
Jasmine: YOU WHAT?!
Benji: UH I MEAN
Hannah: I'm gonna walk away now
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{confessional}
Hannah: spoke too soon
{ends}
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Jade: *sigh* this feels counterintuitive shouldn't we rest the beam under our arms that way our legs can do the lifting
Amelie: I want Spencer to start chopping wood once we get back
Spencer: uh why me?
Diego: let's decide as a group
Amelie: it's a simple request jesus!
Jade: I recommend taking it easy Amelie
Amelie: fine enjoy losing *let's go*
Spencer: *Fall* AHHHHH
Diego: oh! hang on amigo! *lifts* you alright?
Spencer: yes...no thanks to Amelie!
Jasmine: oh god she is gone after that artist
{confessional}
Spencer: Amelie is insufferable but at least that paints a target on her so I can lock in and make allies I-I mean...coming from the UK academic priority ran huge in my family graduated top of my class and I'm working on my masters in Statistical Probability you can probably tell something like that would be very useful in this game
{ends}
Amy: wow he has more skills...is she hammering with a stick?
Ivy: man! who knew living in the jungle would be such labor!...*struggle*
*Zaid picks up log*
Ivy: thanks
*walks*
Tristan: we should be looking at style points if we want to win
Zaid: ooh! you a fashion designer?
Tristan: all this make up ain't just for show
Zaid: well I used to decorate cakes down at my mother's bakery perhaps I could help?
Tristan: that's fire dude I love cake
Ella: wow ain't she fun
Scott: huh? I thought it was he
Zaid: you know what? we can have a dark carnival theme! hehehe
Tristan: ooh add like a black arch with posters and captions!
Zaid: ooh quite the mindreader isn't he?
Tristan: oh thanks though I'm actually non-binary
Ella and Scott: huh?
Zaid: non-binary? what's that?
Ivy: a non-binary means they identify outside of the gender binary...they use they/them pronouns
Ella and Scott: ohhhhh
Zaid: oh uh hehehe sorry
Tristan: heh s'all good bro I'll start gathering posters
{confessionals}
Ivy: our team is a vibe it's nice to not worry about fake personalities which Hollywood is full of the industry is so competitive and nasty it's easy to look over the genuine people in your life as far as help I've gotten a lot my parents are both well-renowned actors in Hungary their talent gave me the early exposure I needed to jump into musical theater but I want to win this game without their help show the world this girl could've gotten to where she is on her own
{ends}
Amy: yeah she is very opposite of Riya
Jasmine: I wonder what would happen if they meet eachother
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Amelie: what do you want?
Hannah: we're working on the shelter and could use everyone's help
Amelie: didn't everyone think I was a liabilty?
Hannah: we just didn't want to be bossed around that's all can you be a team player?
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Amelie: fine but I'm not taking orders
Hannah: guess that's progress come on
Jasmine: she still didn't learn
{confessional}
Amelie: as the CEO of a highly successful wedding company I have high standards I didn't get this far by listening to idiots results speak for themselves...I plan to play this game like my company...man-handling every aspect to achieve desired results business administration is all about thinking ahead of the market it may not be pleasant but these chickens would be wise to follow my lead
{ends}
Scott: oh I guess this a montage now
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Amy: yeah he is still first boot
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*trip*
Anastasia: haha
Scott: Ted is gonna be like a pain magnet
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Ella: alright it's night time
Trevor: hello beautiful people it is time to judge the structures
Derek: however before we do we have a little surprise
Trevor: it is my pleasure to introduce our new intern who will help judge these shelters meet drumroll please dedededede Emily!
All: WHAT?! EMILY?!
Natalia: *gasp* no way Emily?! she's so mother!
Lynda: oh wow I didn't know she was your mom
Amy: that's not what she meant
Emily: excuse you? I'm not old enough to be-...you know what? never mind let's get this over with
Derek: that's right earn your reduced parol!
Shawn: oh she's working to get out of her jail time
Sammy: I guess so
Logan: hello MTV welcome to my crib let me show you around we got a-
Emily: no thanks I can handle it myself...*knock knock* sturdy I like the ferris wheel cart as a base
Natalia: that was my idea! sorry Emily hehehe I'm a huge fan
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Richard: uh-huh and once we win the tarp we can drape it over the side
Emily: if you win old timer ok I've seen what I need
*red team*
Emily: what's with the wonky colors?
Tristan: oh th-that was I...I thought it could use a theme
Emily: the theme being?
Tristan: building new families
Emily: but you chose the color gray?
Tristan: I never said we were a happy family
Amy: you could have said a goth theme
Emily: alright I have a verdict
*whispers*
Trevor: congrats to the winning team...the Red team!
*they cheer*
Sammy: oh they won
Derek: since both structures were sturdy it honestly came down to aesthetics
Emily: red team's shelter design slays
Diego: great work Tristan!
Zaid: yeah awesome job friend!
Trevor: here is your tarp should help make your sleep nice and dry
*rain*
Amy: it's already raining? must suck for the blue team
Lynda: I can't believe this
Marissa: hey we tried our best we'll win the next one
Lynda: some leader you turned out to be
Anastasia: ugh why don't you lay off housewife?
Lynda: excuse me?
Anastasia: we built a fine shelter so be quiet before we vote you off
*walks*
{confessional}
Natalia: on big "happy family"
{ends}
Sammy: wait was she outside in the rain?
Jasmine: maybe there is a roof
Shawn: no Gabby got her hair wet when it was raining
Jasmine: huh maybe this time
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*next day*
Trevor: good morning campers! how'd everyone sleep?
Anastasia: ugh wet
Benji: like a new born baby
Scott: no need to brag
Derek: today's reward challenge will test your memory and your team camaraderie over here we have the Demansplainer! oh yeah baby! the Stawaki Carnival's number 1 roller coaster
Spencer: kind of a dumb name
Trevor: why do you think it's abandoned? but we got it working for today's challenge!
*shows*
Derek: on my go each team will ride the coaster together during the ride you will see 8 flags appear alongside the coaster at random intervals
Ella: Derek really didn't like the roller coaster
Derek: after y'all are back you can start imputing the order of the flags at this challenge station
Trevor: if you mess up you must send two members on the coaster again it will cost you a lot of time so be careful the winning team will receive sleeping bags! I'm sure sleeping dry is but sleeping warm is even better!
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Amy: alright who do you think is gonna win?
Ella: probably the blue team
Jasmine: I feel like it might be the red team again
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Spencer: first time riding one of these?
Diego: natural thrills I can do but man-made...not so much...can I hold onto you?
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Spencer: can you? what? the coaster's already holding you!
Diego: please?
Spencer: fine
Ella: they seem fun together
*starts*
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Isabel: our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name
Hannah: woohoo! yeah! who's hyped!
Amelie: pay attention imbecile! the flags!
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Benji: purple with brown stripes and red with orange stripes
Amy: good to know
Marissa: Blue team sound off everyone remember two flags! Richard?
Richard: uh wait what was the last one?
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Diego: oh crap
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*GOING FAST*
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Spencer: OWWWWWWWWWWW
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Amy: green and red...pink and purple
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Jade: I got the next flags!
Diego: MAMA!
Amy: blue and yellow...purple and orange
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Ivy: I've got this one!
Ted: yeah same here!
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Sammy: uh oh
*BARF*
Ted: AHHHH WHAT THE F-
Amy: pink and yellow
{confessional}
Ted: thanks to Crocodile Dundee I couldn't see the goddamn flags! not to mention he ruined my vest!
{ends}
Jasmine: oooh
Amy: and last but not least red and white
Zaid: AHHHH mine for red!
Logan: AHHHH I got you blue!
*finish*
Trevor: alright now campers can start working on arranging the order
Amy: yeah so it's purple and brown, red and orange, green and red, purple and pink, blue and yellow, purple and orange, pink and yellow, and red and white
Marissa: I remember the first was purple and brown stripes and the other was...uh...Richard?
Richard: sorry I forgot
Marissa:...it's fine anyone else think they remember?
Logan: oh uh try pink with orange I think that was right
Scott: are you colorblind it's purple!
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*casually taking flags*
Spencer: I got this gang
Jade: uh I don't think the 3rd flag was brown wasn't it green?
Spencer: no offense but my memory is probably better than yours
*calls*
Derek: Red team thinks they have it and they are wrong! start up the ride send two people down
Spencer: what?
Jade: I told you
Zaid: me and Ivy will go!
Ivy: wish us luck!
Amy: and yeah they both need to start again
Trevor: blue team your submission is wrong!
Ted: guys send me! I got this!
Isabel: me too!
*they go*
Jasmine: is Spencer still switching flags?
Jade: you wanna "trust your memory" again?
*they finish*
*switch the flags*
Ella: it's a close one!
Amy:...the red has it!
Ivy: we got it!
Trevor: red team seems to think that they have it...and they are correct! the red team wins reward!
*they cheer*
Trevor: Jade was right the first time I suggest you listen to your teammates more Spencer
Derek: blue team another loss wow just be glad it ain't immunity
Trevor: red team come pick up your sleeping bags
Jasmine: oh so this is an non-elimination episode? okay
{confessional}
Diego: I'm so proud of Spencer for recovering the win! wish I could have been more helpful
{ends}
Ella: don't worry I'm sure you will do better next time
Hannah: man a tarp and sleeping bag? win a few more of these and this'll be a mini vacation
Tristan: damn right we're the vibe tribe
*outside*
Amy: what is Jade doing?
{confessional}
Jade: everyone is enamored by the sleeping bags which makes this the perfect time to go idol hunting
{ends}
Scott: you can do it any time you want and make a lie
Spencer: Jade?...could I talk to you?
Jade: came to rub in your challenge win?
Spencer: no quite the opposite if I had listened to you we would have gotten it the first try...you're smarter than you look
Jade: uh thanks?
Spencer: I think we could be a very smart pairing to go far
Jade: are you suggesting an alliance?
Spence: great minds gotta stick together right whaddaya say?
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*shakes hands*
{confessional}
Jade: gotta say I'm surprised Spencer was mature about this maybe he's a worthy all after all
{ends}
Jasmine: is he tho?
Isabel: and then the little boy started bawling bot just crying bawling!
Anastasia: HEH...sorry sorry
Isabel: last time I'll ever collab with a tween
Natalia: so you're like huge on Instagram huh? wow didn't think I was among royalty
Isabel: even if I dedicate my life to lord I dedicate my body to the algorithm
Anastasia: your parents must be proud
Isabel: oh...no...my parents aren't catholic
Natalia: ah now there's a story
Marissa: come on Natalia lay off
Isabel: *laughs* maybe another day
Sammy: oh Lynda is spying on them
Lynda: Emily?
Emily: I need everyone to gather Trevor and Derek have one more surprise
*gives*
Logan: send one player of your choice to meet in a private location on the map
*red team*
Hannah: the player will make a decision that affects the whole team choose wisely
Shawn: what is this twist?
Amelie: I volunteer!
Benji: we should all get a vote
Spencer: let's not overthink like last time and select uh...Jade
Jade: me?
Spencer: yeah you're the smartest
Jade: ok?
*blue team*
Marissa: who wants to go?
Anastasia: shouldn't you go? you're the leader
Natalia: I nominate Isabel *push*
Logan: why her?
Natalia: [REDACTED] look at her she's our mother theresa!
Anastasia: that's it?
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Natalia: yass! feed the children!
{confessional}
Natalia: to make Lynda's girl's alliance work Isabel has to see me as someone who's got her back
{ends}
Sammy: uh I don't think Lynda wants...it
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Isabel: go down the path together to a private booth
Jade: you're both about to make a major decision
*they walk*
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Amy: uh what was that?
{confessional}
Isabel: after everything people are still probably still thinking what's a nun doing here? how is she gonna lie or backstab anyone? well I'm here to win a million dollars! and when it's all over I'll pray for forgiveness *laughs*
{ends}
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*ends*
Amy: wait that's it?
Jasmine: oh man I wanna know what is the twist!
Scott: well gotta wait for next Sunday...I think
Sammy: that was fun right?
Ella: yeah...I'm rooting for Diego to win
Sammy: yeah me too
Amy: I kinda want Ivy to win this
Scott: can't imagine Lynda or Ted winning it
Amy: it's clear Alessio is going home next episode
Jasmine: yeah...or if the red team loses Amelie goes home
Shawn: not so sure if Isabel or Logan wins this but we'll find out sooner
Amy: well it was a nice way to begin a season see you next Sunday I guess?
Jasmine: well if it comes out yeah
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*meanwhile*
Folly: no way how did you get back?!
Melaine: please stand away from me
Folly: what ever
Mannequin_Mark: wait a minute...I watched Ella's Wish made by Josedm08...why is Melaine there? when she was dead at the time
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Melaine: who?
Mozelle:...I think he must have used your corpse that's kinda why it took a long time to revive you
Melaine: oh...okay
NOTICE: the system says that Benji and Alessio is spelled wrong for some reason oh well
*THE END*