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Sammy: Amy are you okay where were you?
Amy: some tragic stuff happened
Scott: and also if you hit the plush it free the people inside it
Jasmine: huh interesting
Ella: hey uh I invited someone to watch this next episode with us
Amy: oh? who is it?
*enters*
Sayu: greetings!
Amy: oh hi there welcome to our home
Sayu: can't wait to see this episode
Jasmine: alright let's get started
*plays*
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Trevor: previously on Disventure Camp! Jade got a clue and a flint while Isabel opted for the immunity idol directly
Derek: when the two returned to their respective camps they made a story to cover up their secret new advantages
Trevor: Amelie on the Red team immediately found Jade suspicious however Hannah seemed to calm her down
Derek: for the challenge campers fought one-on-one to knock each other off a platform ooh all men felt that Sorry Benji
Trevor: in the end Diego won it for Red sending Blue to their first elimination trial
Derek: Lynda Isabel Natalia Anastasia and Marissa started a girls' alliance putting aside their differences but Ted caught on quickly
Trevor: in order to keep the boys and girls from targeting her Lynda chose to vote for the least social member on her team first blood has been drawn 17 are left who will be voted out tonight?
(intro)
Sayu: I watched the first two episodes to keep up
Shawn: yeah that's good
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*blue camp*
Ted: good blindside y'all
Isabel: gotta stay on your toes Gordon
*they leave*
{confessional}
Ted: well thankfully I survived elimination but I misread the girls' hand look poker is very skill-based but...I'm realizing I need to play with more poignancy
{ends}
Scott: maybe
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Ted: um thanks for not targeting me
Lynda: oh what? hehehe don't mention it Ted!
Ted: I'd uh like to know why though why Alessio?
Lynda: oh *sigh* the girls just wanted a simple easy vote
Ted: jeez my wife's gonna be embarrassed when this airs
Lynda: oh yeah you're married?
Ted: uh yeah got a kid too he's going to high school next year
Lynda: get outta town my oldest son just graduated!
Shawn: this is already airing
Sammy: well maybe these events happened in November...yeah
Ted: what no kidding wait where's he headed
Lynda: well ya know I want him to go to college but he's got his dream set on riding off into the sunset with his girlfriend happily ever after ya know
Ted: ugh kids right y-y-you raise them your whole life but they'll choose some like random pimpled flunkie over you
Lynda: hehe too true
*gets water*
Lynda: hey um I'm a free agent if you need a vote
Lynda: oh yeah thanks for being understanding
*fist bump*
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Amy: oop here's Anastasia
Anastasia: Lynda! why did you switch us to Alessio?
Lynda: uh ya know Ted told me Alessio was bringing the buys together...he was a quiet mastermind trust me we cut the head right off the snake
Anastasia: watch yourself next time don't expect us to change at your whim! we aren't your children!
*walks*
Lynda: hmph ya sure act like em
Anastasia: excuse me?!
Lynda: I said alrighty then
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{confessional}
Lynda: everyone doubts me it was that way back home and it's the same out here
{ends}
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Sammy: why did Isabel take Richard's hat?
Natalia: got a thing for fine-wine Italians?
Logan: no! but Alessio wasn't bothering anyone
Natalia: wasn't making friends either broke public relations rule one
Logan: back where I'm from we don't just cut thee quietest member everyone is part of the team and deserves to prove themselves
Natalia: maybe...but the real world "don't" work that way sweetie
{confessional}
Natalia: Logan's a sweet kid wish I knew him when I was younger...my parents were supportive of me being trans but that's about it I quickly learned that nothing matters more than how others perceive you in my industry personal relationships get you far becoming a great listener was never a choice but...it's what I'm best at
{ends}
Scott: ugh why are we still doing this stuff
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Sayu: what is she doing?
Jade: hmm that's mold-like
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Scott: ah now there's the face with the idol
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Amelie: what are you doing?
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Jade: I dropped my contacts
Scott: just say you went for a swim
Ivy: you wear contacts? so do I up top!
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Amy: she's like 20 yards away from you
{confessional}
Jade: of course the shelter is here! how can I do anything while being watched?
{ends}
*morning*
Spencer: what's this about?
Jade: I have something
Scott: oh now you show him the clue\
Spencer: no way! when'd you stumble upon this?
Jade: it was in our sleeping bag reward *points*...I need you to distract everyone away from the shelter
Spencer: how would I do that?
*whispers*
Amy: why did he blushed?
Spencer: what?!
Jade: trust me
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Spencer: *groan* hey Diego man it's hot in here! must be...you?
Diego: Spencer? are you feeling okay?
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Spencer: why...wouldn't I? when I can't stop...thinking about your...muscle! mine are aching
Sayu: oh wow
Diego: hmm maybe we should do more group yoga! help me gather everyone
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{confessional}
Spencer: phew nailed it
{ends}
*they all walk out*
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Scott: now go get the idol!
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Jasmine: is her skin becoming red?
Jade: hehehehe *grabs* yes! ow! *swims back*
{confessional}
Jade: cost me some sunburn but all things considered...I'll consider today as a win...vitiligo is a [REDACTED] of a condition you won't see me smiling in any childhood photos because of it...watching my friends all get dates while I was considered the "ugly" one not a great confidence booster but I owe alot to my moms for changing my mindset I wanna be a marine biologist and I won't let some stupid skin condition stop another dream!
{ends}
Scott: okay then
*yoga*
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Tristan: oh! baklava!
Zaid: pistachio, hazelnut, ground cinnamon, sugar, and ground clove
Tristan: impressive!
Zaid: give me a harder one
Ivy: ok uh...pastilla!
Zaid: Ivy come on Warka dough, squib, shredded chicken, or lamb
Tristan: this game is making me hungry
Zaid: you chose a Moroccan dish I've made a million times what do you think I am?
Ivy: okay buster don't let it get to your head
Zaid:...so um what do you guys think of our team? who do we vote for if we lose?
Tristan: well I trust you guys! Amelie would be at the top of my list she's just bossy!
Ivy: I have Spencer on my radar him and Diego are getting tight
Sayu: yes...very tight hehe
Zaid: hmm those are both good reasons ugh hopefully we won't have to decide so soon
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Benji: hmm who do y'all think got voted out?
Amelie: if they're smart they voted out the weakest link
Hannah: kinda hard when they're all flops hehehe
Diego: let's not get cocky my friends
Benji: hehe [REDACTED]
Amelie: what is your problem?
Benji: what?
Amelie: are we in 3rd grade?
Benji: but...it's funny right?
Amy: no it's not
Benji: come on anybody? no? *sigh* dad does call me immature
Hannah: what do you do for living again?
Benji: I'm a law student
Scott: that's not possible
Hannah: you're what? like current? homie passed the LSAT?
Benji: barely
Amelie: running into traffic would be safer than having you as a lawyer
Hannah: hehehehe
{confessional}
Benji: Amelie is right...blunt but right...getting into Law school is the only thing I ever actually tried to succeed in and it wasn't even for me...it was for my parents and I still got a low score on the LSAT I want to win this show so I can quit law and start a new life maybe figure out actual goals for myself
{ends}
Scott: boy that's ever gonna happen
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Jasmine: oh I guess the next challenge is in the night
Trevor: Red team you may be curious how your competition is looking right now well have a gander Alessio voted out at the first elimination trial
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Derek: not much of a reaction
Spencer: a lot of us figured out he'd be the one gone Derek
Ivy: yeah I mean it makes sense that being that creepily quiet would attract some votes
Sammy: damn
Derek: alright well it's time for your next immunity challenge I'll explain on the ride...M'lady
Shawn: wait what?
*train moves*
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*door won't open*
Marissa: it's locked?
Anastasia: ugh this is! where is the first class?
Isabel: I'm just impressed they got this thing running
Derek: oh we did more than that sister
Trevor: today's challenge will focus on your fears! *evil laugh*
Benji: he thinks we're afraid of trains hehehe
Trevor: your goal is to progress to the front of the train each cart has a challenge of truth or dare and every player can only compete once
Jasmine: HMMMM now where have I seen a truth or dare challenge before? HMMM
Derek: the only way to progress is to finish your challenge if a player fails to finish a challenge the entire team gets a 5-minute penalty
Trevor: and per usual Emily will be here to help!
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Emily: since Red team has one extra member one person can avoid the hot seat who's it gonna be? oh and any sit outs will have to compete in the next challenge
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Hannah: I'll sit out
Shawn: doesn't make sense but okay
Emily: alright Hannah will be cheerleader for Red team first up Amelie Marissa truth or dare?
Amelie: dare!
Marissa: truth!
Emily: Amelie your dare is reading this out loud to your team *gives*
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Amelie: What the hell is this?!
Emily: it's all the one-star reviews from your company
Amelie: I don't have any one-star reviews!
Amy: I don't know that sounds like a truth challenge
Emily: Marissa answer this rank your team from most valuable to least
Jasmine: oh that's messed up
Marissa: uh I can't do that!
Anastasia: of course you can! it's easy
Marissa: I care for everyone on my team this is messed up to rank them publicly like this!
Emily: duh once you finish you can move on to the next cart
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Sammy: um why are they peeking at the one-star reviews
Amelie: keep your eyes off this garbage!
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Hannah: it's ok we all know these reviews are fake right guys?
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Amelie: ahem..."I had the unfortunate of hiring Pierre Planning for my father's wedding"..."Amelie has the charm of a banana peel left in the sun and she smells like it too"!
*they laugh*
Ella: why are they laughing
Sayu: that's so mean
Isabel: just do it Marissa
Anastasia: yeah none of us are gonna be upset
Richard: I've been picked last for dodgeball before this is nothing!
{confessional}
Marissa: I can't do this without an immediate divide on our team no it's best to stay unified even if it costs us time
{ends}
Marissa: Emily I forfeit!
Emily: Blue team penalty starts now! 5 minutes!
Lynda: well gee thanks for your service!
Natalia: calm down
Ted: no I agree with Lynda that's gonna cost us
{confessional}
Anastasia: I believe in english you refer to Ted as a..."meatrider"! that sounds about right!
{ends}
Sammy: I don't understand what you said
Amelie: I'm done!
Emily: Red team can move on to the next cart!
Hannah: you actually kept your cool high five!
*high five*
{confessional}
Amelie: I hate to say it but I wouldn't have been able to do that if it weren't for Hannah I'll give her 2 stars!
{ends}
Scott: okay then...time for the second cart
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Zaid: I'll go truth
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Emily: describe the worst dish you've ever made
Ivy: oh hey that's not so bad
Zaid: uh...hehe maybe we should forfeit?
Tristan: what? bro you're like...you're like Berden Chamsay! who cares if you made an undercooked steak once you know come on just tell her!
NOTICE: see that?...I kept the name
Emily: wasting time
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Zaid: OKAY OKAY *sigh*...I cooked...Koala tacos
Jasmine: YOU WHAT?!
Sayu: *GASP*
Diego: I think I'm going to puke!
Ella: those poor koalas!
Tristan: I stand corrected
Ivy: why the koalas Zaid?
Zaid: I was hired to!...I didn't know beforehand and I...I needed the money...*sigh* I'm sorry
Emily: tell that to PETA Red team you can go onto the next train
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Emily: *moves chair* Richard you must shave you head!
Richard: *gasp* butter tarts
Shawn: oh god...uh Jasmine
Jasmine: still upset about koala tacos
{confessional}
Richard: when you get older you tend to treasure the few things that keep you youthful...for me that's the last few hairs on my head!
{ends}
*there is no escape Richard*
Richard: no! you can't make me!
Anastasia: ugh we're already behind you're doing this! *removes hat*
Ella: oh my god!
*shaves*
Richard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Emily: all that drama for just two hairs? really?
{confessional}
Richard: *sobs* at least...I still...have my...pride
{ends}
Logan: Richard it's ok *gives hat* see you can't even tell anymore!
*montage*
Amy: oh boy I do love a good montage
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Scott: it's not that bad to eat a worm
Shawn: well there's Carrie
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Amy: jesus Ted
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Sammy: and they have to carry him hehehe
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Ella: that dog doesn't look...friendly
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Amy: jesus christ Benji
Sammy: at least Tristan isn't laughing
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Amy: oh boy...math
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Shawn: push ups over mouse traps?
*montage ends*
Emily: next up Isabel from Blue and Tristan from Red
Isabel: I'll take truth
{confessional}
Isabel: it boggles my mind why everyone isn't picking truth it's just one question how hard can it be?
{ends}
Emily: how did your upbringing contribute to your conversion to the lord
Isabel: what?
Emily: you need me to read it again?
Isabel: no! it's just-
Tristan: oh I'll take dare Emily
Scott: one silly question huh?
{confessional}
Tristan: I'm feeling left out Ted got an ice bath and Benji got to show off some dope cosplays where's my moment in the spotlight you know? hehehe
{ends}
Amy: I feel like it's gonna be bad to someone else
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Emily: you must choose one member of your team...and punch them in the face!
Jasmine: punch Zaid right now do it!
Sammy: calm down Jasmine
Tristan: uh how hard?
Emily: strong enough to hurt weak enough to not cause a lawsuit
Tristan: I don't want to hurt anybody can't someone just punch me instead
Emily: that's the dare do you forfeit?
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Zaid: I volunteer to be hit
Jasmine: huh?
Tristan: um Zaid w-why?
Zaid: well you seemed pretty pissed about the koala so...I thought it's a good time to get even don't worry about me I've been punched before
Ivy: go Tristan right in the face!...what? you cooked a koala
Tristan: *sigh* okay
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Emily: oh not gonna count gotta be harder!
Zaid: come on Tristan pretend like I'm your worst enemy
Tristan: I ain't got none of those!
Zaid: pfft whatever you say Marilyn Manson
*PUNCH*
Amy: DAMN
Tristan: *gasp* oh! I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
Emily: pass
Jasmine: okay...now I'm fine
{confessional}
Tristan: the motto goes "don't do unto others" what you don't want done unto you it's not that deep but...man do people need to hear that! ay despite the black-on-black I'm a pretty positive person to me brooding just doesn't really do anything except um make you miserable the world keeps spinning regardless if you're frowning or smiling so I guess I choose to...keep smiling
{ends}
Isabel: and that was the last time I snorted lines behind the bleachers
Sammy: how did it went from Tristan's backstory to Isabel snorting crack
Isabel: if I wasn't already on Jesus side that definitely got me there hehe
Marissa: I never thought that about you
Natalia: me neither [REDACTED] hello new bestie
Emily: both teams move on
*next cart*
Emily: truth or dare?
Diego: dare
Anastasia: dare
Emily: Diego you've gotta fight Freckles Jr. for 30 seconds winner doesn't matter
Diego: Freckles Jr.? I can't fight a kid
Emily: that won't be a problem
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Hannah: hell yeah an easy one!
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Diego: I...I can't fight an animal animals are our friends!
Emily: so you forfeit?
Amelie: no he doesn't Go Diego Go!
Scott: A GO DIEGO GO REFERENCE?!
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Diego: okay...Freckles Jr. I'm sorry
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*ATTACKS*
*PUNCH*
Freckles Jr.: yo don't have a chance mortal
Diego: AHHHHHHHHH
Anastasia: ahem!
Emily: oh Anastasia you're not gonna like this!...you must shave your eyebrows!
Anastasia: absolutely not!
Richard: don't worry it's just hair
Amy: says the coward who screamed over two hair strands
Logan: come on Anastasia it's not that-
Anastasia: I'll rip your arms off! back off!
Logan: uh yeah OK yeah backing up
Emily: I guess Kate Moss forfeits 5-minute penalty for blue!
{confessional}
Anastasia: I'm a model looks are everything at 4 I've already accomplished more than most I was born to be a model and superficiality pays very well but under the constant surveillance of men I crave to be seen for my intellect and determination looks fade and I need to win before that happens
{ends}
NOTICE: I might have fixed the age with the image
Jasmine: dang Diego
Emily: Red team onto your last cart
*they cheer*
Lynda: *sigh* guess we're losing again
Marissa: it's not over yet come on team
Scott: the only one who hasn't done this challenge is Logan!
Emily: for cart 9 we have Spencer
Spencer: I'll take truth
Emily: tell us about your previous relationship
Spencer: huh? relationship? pfft I never had one
Emily: ah-ah-ah lying might work with the constants but not us
Diego: aw come on buddy we won't judge
Spencer: I'm sorry it's just something I'd rather forget
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*blue enters*
Natalia: slay! we still have a shot
Ted: hey Logan you're up!
Logan: I'll do dare!
Emily: your dare is to kiss a model we brought backstage!
{confessional}
Logan: A model?! bro who gets this lucky? I gotta look my best for this girl!
{ends}
Amy: yeah it's a man I guess the model is fine with a guy kissing him
Logan: hello gorg- DUDE THAT'S A DUDE!
Natalia: just picture he's Alessio
Amy: WOW!
*wink*
Logan: okay you're not helping!
Ted: hurry up already!
Logan: eh
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Sayu: wow Logan!
Amy: WHY IS ISABEL AND SPENCER BLUSHING?!
Jasmine: this is crazy!
Emily: pass!
Anastasia: the final door is open run!
*they run*
Derek: Blue team finally wins immunity!
*they cheer*
Marissa: you did good Logan thanks for taking one for the team
Logan: huh? yeah i-it was nothing
{confessional}
Logan: this show is wild ah well...the kiss was fine I guess...oh god it's the photo montage part I've been so nervous for this...okay um I'm being forced to mention this but I won 3rd at the Olympics for Canada in swimming last year getting praised by my parents and siblings is kinda my bread and butter honestly I feel like with their support I can honestly accomplish anything still I would like to keep my accomplishments on the DL for now not trying to paint myself as a threat just yet
{ends}
Sammy: he just broke the 4th wall
Trevor: Red team guess your streak had to end eventually I'll see you tonight for elimination!
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*later*
Jade: what's this about?
Hannah: Amelie needed to say something
Amelie: ugh I...I apologize if I've been overly suspicious of you trust is difficult your trip left me paranoid
Jade: I appreciate it apology accepted
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{confessional}
Amelie: Hannah's been really helpful with mending bridges it's not an awful idea listening to her is what I'm trying to say
{other}
Jade: while I appreciate Amelie's apology my group wants her gone she's someone I won't put my head out to help
{ends}
Sammy: I think Amelie's going home
*shelter*
*a gathering*
Spencer: so the 6 of us should talk
Diego: Spencer: if this is about losing the challenge it's okay
Spencer: what? no I just meant what our options are
Jade: we were hoping Amelie
Spencer: she brings down morale and be a detriment later on
Ivy: but she did succeed in today's challenge
Tristan: true true but she is one hostile lady plus rather her than us
Shawn: oh Hannah knows now
Hannah: Benji! have Jade and Spencer talked to you?
Benji: no...why?
Hannah: perfect! you have to vote with me and Amelie we're taking out Spencer
Benji: why him?
Hannah: he lost us the challenge plus he's been throwing my ally's name to everyone
Benji: yeah sure I'm down
{confessional}
Benji: why was I not consulted by Spencer? Am I that lame
Amy: yes
{other}
Hannah: this is very bad I could end up losing my closet ally! all the hard work I put in would amount to nothing!
{ends}
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Ivy: yeah she wants Spencer gone
Tristan: I mean yeah Spencer is a threat remember him and Diego?
Ivy: I guess we decide who goes
Zaid: I'll be honest with y'all I'm very torn about his but...*sigh* we can't backstab our alliance
Ivy: well what ever we do we don't have much time so let's decide if we're pro-alliance or start fresh
*elimination*
Trevor: alright newbies welcome to the dreaded elimination trials *evil laughs*
Derek: you all know how this works get voting
*they vote*
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Trevor: once the votes are read the decision will be final the person with the most votes will have to leave the trial area immediately allow me to read the votes first vote Amelie
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Trevor: that's two votes Amelie...Spencer
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Trevor: Spencer again! we are tied two votes Spencer two votes Amelie
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Trevor: Spencer we're tied once again 3 votes remaining!
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Amelie: bordel de merde!
Trevor: second person voted out of Disventure Camp...Amelie 5 votes is enough it's time for you to go
Hannah: guess the apology didn't amount to much
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Amelie: before I leave I have something important to say
Ivy: oh here comes her 16 minutes of fame
Amelie: thank you all for being good teammates I know I was harsh with some of you but that was only because I wanted us to win hope it's not personal
*Hannah hugs her*
Hannah: now that's how you mend a bridge!
Derek: Amelie your chariot awaits au revoir!
*leaves*
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*ends*
Ella: and that's the end thank you for coming here Sayu
Sayu: you're welcome I can't wait to see what will happen with Spencer and Diego! *leaves*
Amy: so...didn't know that about Amelie...you know what I think is gonna happen
Jasmine: what?
Amy: I feel like if Red team loses again Benji is gone then after that Hannah could either join Ivy or Spencer's alliance
Sammy: yeah that does seem like a good prediction right there
Shawn: well now we wait for the 4th
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*meanwhile*
SH Mario: and that's what happened with us and Kilobyte...any questions?
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SMG4 Mario: so he's Mr. Puzzles 2.0?
Victim 1: why would he do those things?
128 Mario: that's so wrong!
Ink Bowser: why didn't he go after us before?
MX: most likely he didn't know about you guys
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Lumpy touch Mario: did he kidnapped Mark?
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MX: yes...actually
*THE END*