UCPW JWW Fight Club 01182025 01
Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Sense (Frieren)
Abnes (Neptunia)
Venue
San Diego, California
Chapter 1
(Announcer): And now, UCPW & JWW presents: Fight Club: New Era!
Pyro goes off, as the fans cheer on.
(Glynda): We are sold out in this crowd, as UCPW Universe and JWW Galaxy alike, this is the first Fight Club of 2025! Welcome to The New Era! And we are coming to you live from the Perchenga Arena in San Diego, California, as we are two weeks away from the UCPW Royal Rumble!
(Sense): And one week removed from a star-packed JWW Royal Rumble.
Cut to Neo Politan and Kandy Potter, heading out to the parking lot.
(Glynda): And a week and a half removed from Tribal Combat, The Dynasty's Neo & Kandy, still contemplating their disastrous loss to Lara Gonzalez. What's next for The Dynasty, as we head into Celestia Arena 37.
Cut to The Dark Oath, slowly walking to the arena.
(Sense): And led by the Universal Champion, Marin Kitagawa, The Dark Oath also makes an appearance, post-JWW Royal Rumble, but…
A black truck drives in, as Tampa Fight Club steps out, led by Farra Stevens.
(Sense): Look who else is here?
(Abnes): The Captain of the TFC, flanked by The Android Cy, Asahi Sakurai, The Power Punks, and Eri Sawachika. Tampa Fight Club has arrived in Fight Club, once again!
(Glynda): Saki Hanajima not here tonight. She was injured during a live event this past week. But we know, the Grand Tournament Champion, Farra Stevens, will address her plans for Celestia Arena, as we are on The Road to Celestia Arena 37!
Cut to Blanc, being escorted in the arena by security. We later cut to Blake Belladonna, with The Wild Claws, as they are flanked with security, before her match.
(Sense): But tonight, we also have a HUGE Main Event! We never got to see it in New Year's Evil, but Blake Belladonna looks to wipe the smirk off of Lowe-ego Blanc in America's Finest City.
(Glynda): Our main event grudge match – JWW's Blake Belladonna vs. NXT's Blanc in a Street Fight. A personal rivalry, since last summer. And it takes place at Fight Club!
Cut back to the ringside area.
(PA): I… AM THE LEARNING TREE!
Fans booed, as Heather Dunn headed to the ring, all-smiles, with the RIng of Honor Championship around her waist.
(Alicia Taylor): Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of Fight Club: New Era… UCPW Legend, The Ring of Honor World Champion… The Learning Tree, The Seis! Heather Dunn!
(Glynda): And we kick things off with the Ring of Honor World Champion, the guest host of tonight's Fight Club.
(Abnes): All smiles on the face of The Seis, but the UCPW Universe all frowns at her. Look at her, wearing a Detroit Lions shirt! Someone tell her about them Lions? This is Chargers territory! And sadly, they miss their Bolts.
(Glynda): Born in Detroit, currently resides in Las Vegas.
(Sense): They play the Washington Commanders tonight in the Divisional Playoffs, the same team that killed the Chicago Bears' season. Hail Mary.
(Abnes): And Chicago fired their Head Coach.
Heather waved to the crowd, as she headed to the ramp.
(Glynda): And two weeks from tonight, it's title for title in Indianapolis – a Triple Threat Ladder Match for the Undisputed UCPW Championship – champion Dawn defends against Ring of Honor World Champion Heather Dunn and Steven Cooke, the holder of the Winged Championship.
(Sense): Heather Dunn, in light of her loss to Steven Cooke, General Manager Lana Kane made it official. It'll be for only the UCPW Championship, as Heather Dunn is safe from defending her title.
What'd she say, if she wins? She becomes the set-tray?
(Abnes): Siete. That's Spanish for 7.
(Glynda): Dunn's a 6-time World Champion, and has held UCPW Gold twice before.
Heather enters the ring, and she raised her title high. She also has a set-up in the ring, with a green rug, a monitor, two trees made of cardboard, and chairs near the monitor.
(Abnes): Oh, this looks familiar.
(Glynda): BOTH Steven Cooke and Dawn are banned from tonight's Fight Club, per orders of Lana Kane, to avoid another impromptu brawl, heading into Royal Rumble.
(Sense): This is only to protect the main event, in two weeks time.
Heather has the microphone, and she said, "HI, GUYS!" She waved, "HI, SAN DIEGO!" The fans booed, as they jeered at her. "Lemme say… Welcome to Fight Club!" They cheered on. And she added, "And welcome to the first-ever UCPW/JWW Premiere Edition… of TV Time with Heather Dunn. Or, as I like to call it… HDTV Time." She winked. "And ladies and gentlemen, I am your hostess for tonight's festivities, The Seis – or soon-to-be Siete – "The Learning Tree" Heather Dunn! However, I didn't come alone."
A tan-skinned man in black hair and a jacket walked to the ramp.
(Abnes): That's Kenji Harima!
(Glynda): That's Harima, from AEW, alongside his partner, The Learning Tree, he's her Big Redwood.
(Sense): Heather may have planted a garden here in UCPW. And she brought an All-Elite Oak.
Harima enters the ring, as Heather said, "You may remember him as Whiskers. But I'd like to call him… The Redwood, Big Ken!" The crowd gasps, as she and Big Ken hugged. She continued, "And he'll act as my muscle, for one night, on account that he's got bad history with UCPW. Hey, don't get me wrong… But Tampa Fight Club is here, only… He chose to stay away from his weed of an ex."
Ken said, "If there's one thing I learned from my mistakes… It's never too late to start learning, and it's never too early to start winning. The Learning Tree showed me the way, when she became The Learning Tree, and since then, Heather Dunn, she was a perfect teacher… a better wiseman, than Paul Heyman. And a better champion than Dawn." the fans booed, "Eri Sawachika was my Rich Girl and Hype Gal! But that ship sailed, and I moved on… a single Redwood, big, strong, and tall! Unlike your Los Angeles Chargers, who choked in the Wild Card, to the Houston Texans! The Redwood is no joke!"
Heather cheered, "GO LIONS!" The fans booed. "And of course, I chose Big Ken rather than Bryan Keith, The Bad Apple, because he's going to take a weekend off, meditating and praying, as in two weeks time, The Seis will become The Siete. Not one, but two superstars I knew very well. The Undisputed UCPW Champion, Dawn, who's not lost the title since WrestleMania, and the other, Steven Cooke, the delusional man with a championship that I never held – the Winged Title, dating back to the late 1980s. Hell, I was just a preschooler, when it was introduced! And he absconded with the title. Now, fair is fair, he beat me… not for my title. Meaning… My Ring of Honor World Championship will NOT be on the line! But Dawn's title is, and Dawn's second title is. Because possession is nine-tenths of the law, yet Steven Cooke is holding onto it, until we meet in Indianapolis, Lucas Oil Stadium. And it will be a ladder match! That match is, aside from Hell's Inferno, my trademark match, because I've won many ladder matches in my career. But against two people that have been a thorn on my side… I have nothing to be ashamed of. While these two are killing each other, I choose to stay mentally and physically focused. Because I'm not a barbarian. I am simply a Detroit-born sage!"
She then held her chair, "But enough about me, let's get on with the show, as this edition of TV Time introduces you to a fan favorite from right here! In San Diego!" The fans cheered, "With that said, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to HDTV, UCPW Hall of Famer… Chiyo Mihama!"
The fans go wild, as Chiyo Mihama heads to the ring, as her theme plays.
NOTE: For those who don't remember, Chiyo Mihama is my Rey Mysterio.
Chiyo heads to the ring, but pauses, seeing Big Ken, face-to-face. She shook hands with Heather and they sat down.
"Chiyo-Chan, it's an honor to meet you again." Heather smiled.
"It's been a long time, yes. And yes, good to see you again." Chiyo smiled, "Yes… I mean, you and I came a long way. But I know you, Dunn…"
"You do? Still… You were a very good locker room leader, especially with your confrontations with those bad apples – no offense, Bryan – Seina Katsura and Mayura Ichikawa, The New Day!" The fans booed, "But you were only trying to help… And you failed. Because, yes, I agree. What they did to Tohru Honda was hurtful… It's almost as hurtful as what they would do to you, if they go off."
"Seina & Mayura, they already turned their backs on the fans… but they turned on those two, and I only told them that they wanted to appreciate Tohru, yet–."
"Yes, they didn't listen!" Heather interrupted. "Give them a chance to do what they say! HEY! San Diego! Give these two a chance to make their say, and then you can give them the Dirty Quinn Morgendorffer treatment! Sorry… Didn't mean to mention her to you…"
"Understandable." Chiyo said. "But all I can say is that you reap what you sow."
"Correct." Heather smiled. "Now, Chiyo, we understand you have a big announcement?"
"That's correct… Because I said this yesterday, as of this moment, I, Chiyo Mihama, will enter the 2025 Royal Rumble! And yes, I want to win the Rumble, again."
The fans cheered wildly, as Heather applauded, "Yay! Good show! But… Well, you did win before, only… I did too, but there's a difference. You were #2, and I was #1. I was higher than you, and I went on to be a legend!"
Chiyo smirked, "Yeah, and if I remember correctly, I won the Rumble and became UCPW Champion at WrestleMania. And you won the Rumble, and you lost at WrestleMania."
(Glynda): WrestleMania 22, Chiyo won. WrestleMania 32, Heather lost.
(Sense): A decade apart.
The fans laughed, as Heather was annoyed. Big Ken said, "Hey-hey! She was unlucky! Against a woman that can't win matches by herself, Tenma Tsukamoto of The Judgment Day! She went from Zombie Tenma to just plain Street Trash!"
Heather agreed, "And believe me, this big redwood knows Tenma, and so do I! But I did not get my WrestleMania moment, but I still carried this league in my arms! Chiyo, if you didn't appear in UCPW, then I'd be the star, while you'd–."
(PA): It's a New Day, YES IT IS!
(Sense): Oh, no…
The New Day's theme plays, as Seina & Mayura storm in. Seina roared, "NO NO NO NO NO! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?" She yelled at the production team, "SHUT OUT MUSIC OFF! AND STAY SHUT OFF! I TOLD YOU, DELETE THAT NOW!"
(Abnes): Here comes the sour weeds. The Bad Apples.
(Sense): More like pests.
The boos grew louder, and Seina & Mayura were angry. Mayura roared, "Chiyo-Chan–!" The fans booed louder and louder. "CHIYO-CHAN–! LET US TALK! WE HAVE THE TV TIME!"
Heather called, "Hey, San Diego, tone down the volume! Let these two assholes talk!"
The fans booed, as The New Day was appalled. Mayura protested, "Once again, Fight Club–. Fight Club–!" She called, "Once again, Fight Club is treating your girls – the NEW! DAY! – as the victims! And no one has time for us! We were supposed to explain why–. Explain–!" She was drowned out.
(Abnes): Last Fight Club, they had their say, but this Fight Club, not so much.
Seina roared, "First, Chiyo–!" She was drowned out in boos, as well, "First, Chiyo Mihama tells us we're not welcome in the locker room, then she wants to apologize for something we did to Tohru Honda, which is NOT OUR FAULT! Then the UCPW Universe won't let us speak, so we invaded JWW! But these Japan Women's Wrestling losers won't let us in! They wouldn't let us in the building!
THEY WON'T LET US SPEAK! IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!"
"And you're saying, we're the bad guys?" Mayura added, drowned in boos, "WHY? And you blame us? We didn't–!" The boos went louder, "And we didn't do any–!" They were drowned in boos, as they chanted "New! Day Sucks! New! Day Sucks!". Heather clapped along.
Seina shouted, "NONONONONONO! Don't take their side!" They booed. "DON'T TAKE THEIR SIDE, DUNN!" She shouted out, "YOU INTERVIEW HER, AND NOT US? WE'RE THE ONES THAT DESERVE THE TV TIME WITH THE LEARNING TREE! WE! ARE THE MOST DECORATED TAG TEAM IN HISTORY, AND WE DESERVE THE TV TIME!"
Big Ken roared, "You step one foot in that ring, and you're gonna literally learn why New Day sucks!" He nodded, "Literally!" They cheered, as the fans continued chanting.
(Abnes): Don't know what it means? Literally speaking, New Day will suck food through their straws.
"First of all, ladies." Heather stated, "I didn't want you on my show, because I didn't care. Nobody cares about Seina & Mayura. The fans, the garden across the Heather Cosmos, the Universe, the Galaxy… They all won't listen to you. Today's Lesson of the Day, from The Learning Tree… To never speak when you are told, because you do not deserve the right to speak. And The New Day, they will speak when they are earned of that right.
Seina & Mayura, the most decorated tag team in history… Yes. SO WHAT? But here's the problem… You two disowned a selfish wafer of a girl, because what? She was injured? SO WHAT? She didn't need surgery? SO WHAT? I was gone for over a year, when I birthed my two daughters! SO WHAT, I SAY!
That doesn't give you the right to interrupt my show, or even deserve a spot with me, The Learning Tree, the woman that defeated Peter Giese twice, the woman that's a 6-time World Champion, the woman who is the undisputed locker room leader, The Chosen One, The Demo-God, The Alpha, The Wizard, The Seis! You don't deserve it!Farra Stevens did give you a verbal beatdown, so I'll say what I have to say to you two assholes!"
Chiyo halted her and said, "No-no! That'll only fan the flames. But speaking of beatdown, if memory serves me… I owe you two a match." They cheered, "So, listen, Heather, what do you say? We have New Day vs. the Master of the 619 and The Seis… at Fight Club!" The fans cheered.
Seina agreed, as Mayura held the microphone. But they booed, before she could speak. She said to them, "We accept!"
Heather smirked, "Cool! But, uh… One problem. I'm not in the match." She suggested, "But, if you want… How about… The New Day versus… Chiyo-Chan and Big Ken?"
(Sense): Wha–? HIM?!
(Abnes): He doesn't even work here! He's AEW!
(Glynda): So's Dunn. But she's a part of the UCPW Family.
Big Ken smiled and prepared his fists. Seina was shaken, as Mayura backed away, "You know what, we change our minds. Not interested!"
Seina added, "Oh, and by the way… YOU don't make the matches. Go back to AEW!"
They threw the microphones down and left the stage, through the soiree of boos.
(Glynda): They're not wrestling tonight…
Winter Schnee appeared and said, "Actually, that's a swell idea, Miss Dunn. Seina, Mayura, I noticed that you were too busy prattling on wanting TV Time, so… I believe, it's perfect! And yes, you two are correct. Heather Dunn never makes the matches. I do!
Because The New Day will get their TV Time… in a match! And yes, I know you got a match Monday. But here's the thing, if you don't wrestle, then chances are… UCPW will have moved on from The New Day, as well. Because you're fighting tonight… OR ELSE!"
Seina & Mayura are stunned. Winter continued, "Tonight, here at Fight Club, The New Day vs. Chiyo Mihama and The Redwood, Big Ken!" They cheered, as The New Day protested. Winter concluded, "OH! Not only is it official… That match happens… RIGHT NOW! Get a referee!"
(Abnes): OH YES!
(Sense): Justice made by Winter Schnee!
Seina cried, "WHAT?"
Mayura yelled, "WE'RE NOT EVEN DRESSED TO COMPETE!"
(Sense): New Day has to fight, right now!
(Glynda): Trouble for The New Day continues, as we clear the ring.
Winter leaves, as Seina & Mayura are angry, as the fans cheered on, chanting "New! Day Sucks! New! Day Sucks!". A referee in a black with red vertical stripe ref shirt with the UCPW logo on it appeared, running to the ring. The TV Time set was being cleared out.
Heather cheered, "Well, I guess that's it for this edition of HDTV Time. Big Ken is gonna mop the floor with Seina & Mayura! AND REMEMBER… Two weeks from tonight, The Royal Rumble, Dawn, Steven Cooke, and yours truly, The soon-to-be Siete, The Learning Tree, Heather Dunn! Ladder Match for the UCPW Championship! OH! One last thing…" She chanted, "New… Day sucks! New! Day Sucks!" She chanted, as the fans grew louder. She waved, "BYE, GUYS!"
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!" Mayura yelled.
(Glynda): Well, New Day shot their mouths off at the wrong time.
(Sense): In the worst possible way.
Cut to the announce team.
Glynda said to the audience, "As we clear the ring, I'm Glynda Goodwitch, alongside my partner from RAW, Abnes, and my partner from JWW, Sense."
Sense said, "Good to be here, my first Fight Club, but I cannot wait for tonight, as we are on the Road to Celestia Arena 37."
Abnes smiled, "I cannot wait. Be back here in UCPW and JWW, as a part of the PLE to start 2025. Tonight, New Day will get theirs!"
Glynda said, "And also tonight, we hear from all parties for Celestia Arena 37's Main Event – JWW Champion, Neo Politan, Universal Champion, Marin Kitagawa, and Grand Tournament Winner, Farra Stevens. Plus, the winner of last week's JWW Royal Rumble, more on that, later tonight."
Cut to Frieren, who is entering the arena from the parking lot, alongside The Elite Elves.
(Sense): Speaking of, here she is!
(Glynda): The 2025 JWW Royal Rumble winner, Frieren of The Elite Elves, stamps her ticket to Celestia Arena 37, but who will she face? We'll find out tonight, live, as Frieren makes her choice!
The ring is set, as the tag team match has started. Seina and Chiyo start the match.
DING!
The bell rang, and the match began. Seina and Chiyo exchange blows, and Chiyo leaps over her. Chiyo hits a kicking combination, and then lands a dropkick to the head. She stumbled to Mayura, and tagged in. Mayura lands a massive clothesline, and Chiyo goes down. She taunted at Big Ken, "You say we suck? We did nothing wrong!"
Chiyo gets up and counters her attack with a leg takedown. Big Ken wants in, but Chiyo nodded and hit a DDT to the ring area. She tags in Big Ken, and he grapples Mayura into a powerslam. He ran to the corner and hits a running knee. Heather applauded, as she cheered, "Yeah, go, Big Redwood!"
(Sense): This isn't ballet or football. This is Fight Club!
(Glynda): Good to see Big Ken back in UCPW, even if it is for one night. Winter Schnee even said, this week, New Day wrestles tonight, or else.
Ken hits a leg drop, but Mayura rolled out of the way. Mayura punched at him, and then landed Monte-Fisto, only to be clocked by a right hook by Big Ken. Mayura crawled to her corner, and she was panicky. The fans booed, as they chanted "New! Day Sucks! New! Day Sucks!"
(Sense): And Big Ken rocking The New Day in a false sense of security.
(Abnes): The way this redwood floored Mayura.
Seina tags in, as she barked at him, "You shouldn't even be here!" Seina whips Ken into the ropes, and she hits a dropkick. And then landed a double leg drop to him. Seina roared out, as she pinned him. But he powers out at 1.
He tags in Chiyo, and Seina and Chiyo stared down. Seina slaps Chiyo and barks, "Yeah? You wanna be leader? Huh? You're a joke!"
Chiyo slaps back, and lands a jumping kick to the chest of Seina. She flipped back and landed a bulldog to her. She lifts her up in a vertical suplex, but Seina leapt over her, and landed a takedown. Chiyo goes for the pin, but she kicks out at 2. Chiyo drags her to the edge, and hits a springboard splash, only to be countered by her knees. Seina got up and hit the SOS. Big Ken stopped the pinfall, and Mayura launched herself to the action. Big Ken slammed her down, and Seina eats a Big Boot. Chiyo tags Big Ken in, and he did a pose. He raised his fist "For the Learning Tree!" He lands a Double East River Landing Elbow.
(Glynda): Classic Big Ken!
(Abnes): New Day in trouble. And good!
Big Ken pins Mayura, but Seina shoves him off. Seina was legal, and Big Ken punches away. Seina shoves him into Chiyo's corner, and Chiyo tags in. Seina lands a Diving DDT, and Chiyo hit a Dropkick, sending her to the ropes. She was dangling down, and Mayura gets up, onto to crash onto the ropes, next to Mayura.
Chiyo cheered to the crowd, raising her arm up, "L! W! O!" She ran to the ropes, and hit a Double 619 to New Day. Seina and Mayura stumbled down, and Chiyo leapt off the ropes, hitting a West Coast Pop on both women. Chiyo pins Seina, but Mayura shoves her off, as she was near her.
(Sense): Almost three.
(Glynda): Mayura Ichikawa with the save, as soon as the West Coast Pop hits.
Chiyo tags in Big Ken, but Mayura chops him down, landing on the apron. Heather roared, as she was up on the apron, and the referee called for Heather to get down. Chiyo was still legal, and Seina hits Trouble in Paradise, and then tags in Mayura. Heather drops to the ringside area, and Mayura walks to the top rope, and hits a diving elbow.
(Abnes): Limit Break Elbow!
Mayura pins Chiyo. "1! 2!" Big Ken emerges, and boots Mayura off. Mayura is enraged, and Big Ken heads back to hs corner. Chiyo got up, and fights back, but Mayura shoves her down, and attempts to hit the Faithbreaker (a move by Michelle McCool; also known famously as a Styles Clash). Chiyo rolls over and hits a huge Sunset Flip.
"1! 2! 3!"
Chiyo pins Mayura, and the bell rings!
DING! DING! DING!
The match ends, and Seina assaults Chiyo in anger. Big Ken emerges and hits Seina with a Big Boot. Seina is dangling onto the ropes, while Mayura was being lifted up by Chiyo. She hit the Three Amigos, a Triple Vertical Suplex move, and Mayura is lying on the ring floor. Big Ken pulls Seina off the ropes, and Chiyo nodded. Big Ken lifts Chiyo onto his shoulders, and using him as a pedestal, she leapt off and hit a Frog Splash on The New Day!
(Glynda): This is a classic!
(Abnes): BADA BOOM! SHAKA LAKA!
(Glynda): Frog Splash from the heavens!
(Sense): From the heavens, indeed! Ten foot drop to The New Day!
The New Day retreats, as Chiyo & Big Ken celebrate.
(Alicia Taylor): Here are your winners, Big Ken and Chiyo Mihama!
They hugged, as Big Ken got a huge pop (despite that he's a heel).
(Abnes): Welcome back, Big Redwood! Good to see him again, mopping up what's left of these losers!
(Glynda): New Day lives to fight another day, until Monday Night. They get to wrestle again… despite the UCPW Universe feels about them.
Chiyo and Heather shake hands, and they leave the ring.
(Glynda): What a way to start Fight Club: New Era! Our guest host, ROH Champ, The Learning Tree, Heather Dunn, brings a little nature into our sport.
Seina & Mayura were backstage, as they were livid. Winter Schnee met with them, as Mayura pleaded, "You can't do this! We weren't even ready! And Chiyo screwed us!"
Winter stated, "I'm sorry, but… You two need to prepare yourself. But there's an old saying in business – A work stoppage is a check stoppage. And you two, you get to wrestle on Wednesday Night." She leaned at Mayura's face, "Or else!"
She marched off, as Mayura was shaken. Seina said, "Hey-hey, don't let her intimidate you."
Mayura yelled, "YOU'RE A WORSE BOSS THAN LANA KANE! OR MEGU-NEE!"
Seina barked, "OR REINE! KNOW THAT!"
Reine Murasame was behind her, as they turned around. Reine stared at them, "Would you say that again, ladies? Or do you want to know what Or Else is?"
New Day back up, and they run off. Reine hissed, "You better run." She walked off.
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(Sense): You should never badmouth the boss, even if you don't work for them.
(Abnes): Correct. New Day already in beef with GM Winter Schnee.
(Glynda): Well, we're gonna take you back to JWW Royal Rumble, and perhaps its biggest Rumble to date. We just saw, last week–.
Kandy's theme plays, as Glynda was annoyed, "Do we have to?"
Sense said, "I believe The Dynasty is about to have their say, already."
Kandy Potter and Neo Politan head to the ring, as Kandy had a microphone. "Cut my music! CUT MY MUSIC!"
To be continued…