UCPW JWW Fight Club 01182025 02
Commentators
Glynda Goodwitch (RWBY)
Sense (Frieren)
Abnes (Neptunia)
Venue
San Diego, California
Chapter 2
(Glynda): Well, we're gonna take you back to JWW Royal Rumble, and perhaps its biggest Rumble to date. We just saw, last week–.
Kandy's theme plays, as Glynda was annoyed, "Do we have to?"
Sense said, "I believe The Dynasty is about to have their say, already."
Kandy Potter and Neo Politan head to the ring, as Kandy had a microphone. "Cut my music! CUT MY MUSIC!"
(Abnes): Here's Jabber Jaws.
Kandy shouted, as they were walking down the ring ramp, "Don't you say another word, Goodwitch! You and your band of journalists SHUT UP! Because I'M talking!"
(Abnes): Keep talking, dumbass.
The fans booed, as Kandy went to the ring, "San Diego, you bunch of hicks! It's no wonder why you couldn't get a World Series Ring… and no wonder why your Chargers lost in the Wild Card! OH! WAIT! They were embarrassed by you people that they moved away to Los Angeles!"
They booed loudly, as Kandy called, "No disrespect to LA, folks. Thoughts and prayers to those people, fighting the horrific wildfires… But San Diego? You're pathetic! All you have left is the Padres, and your football team – I'M BRITISH! I CALL IT FOOTBALL!" They booed, as they shouted "Soccer!", and she continued, "and you call yourselves America's Finest City! But that's not why I am here!"
(Abnes): Wonder what they call Soccer in Remnant?
(Sense): Tomato, to-mah-to.
Kandy & Neo entered the ring, as Kandy was furious. "2025 was going to be our year, and it's already two weeks in! AND WHAT HAPPENS? We lost twice at WarGames, we lost the Ula Fala, and now… we have Cinder Fall back on our radar… Cinder Fall?! That failure that never beat Neo for THAT JWW TITLE! The same woman I defeated NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES! And the JWW Rumble, you had to come back, after we vanquished you? I know one thing… You're never getting this championship again! Neo is on her way to greatness… on a different mode. Neo's at 461 Days, and already in God Mode, baby!" Neo raised her title high, as Kandy boomed, "And no one, in that reign for over a year, has ever knocked Neo off her throne! NO ONE! Not even Erza Scarlet, not even Pyra & Mythra, not even Cinder Fall! Nobody has knocked her off… So, Frieren, this elf wannabe, now has to fight Marin Kitagawa, and that leaves Farra Stevens to us. See, despite our failures, we still have a Turf War to finish. You don't say the Turf War ends, until we say it ends. And it ends at Celestia Arena 37! Whatever happens tonight, whatever decision is made… Neo will still be champion, and it matters not who it is. To my dear elf friend… Choose wisely.
OH! And whatever decision you choose… know that you'll make the right choice. And you can take us later."
Neo raised her title high, suddenly the screen glitches, interrupting Kandy and Neo!
We're really glad that you're our friend
and this is a friendship that will never ever end!
Erza is nailing a sign on a door, "Abandon All Hope, Ye who exit here."
Erza is wearing a red sweater and black pants. "There we go. All set." Erza says and turns around. "Hello, everyone!"
A kids cheering track plays.
"This place? Is the Firefly Fun House!" Erza says.
"YAY!" Kids say.
"We're going to have so much fun here! With all of you! And my family." Erza says.
"Awwwww!" The kids say.
Chelsea is sitting in a chair, in her old Night Raid attire and personality. "Hi everybody!" Chelsea waves, as she sucks on her lollipop.
A lollipop stuffed toy appears out of a box next to Chelsea. "Hey! Don't eat all them lollipops! You'll get sick!"
"That? Is Lollipop Larry!" Erza says. "He's a worrywort sometimes."
"I am not!" Said Lollipop Larry. The kids giggle.
"Oh, Larry…" Erza shakes her head.
WOMP WOMP!
A trombone effect plays.
Erza goes to another seat and Satou is drinking tea. "Hi, Neo! Hi, Kandy! You know? Kandy sounds like Candy. But you ain't sweet as sugar like me." Satou winks.
The kids giggle. A sugar cube appears behind Satou. "I'm the sweetest thing ever! I'm Sugar Cube Sue! And Kandy? She's sour."
Cut to the ring, as Kandy barked, "What is this?" We cut back to the Funhouse.
"Kandy Potter sure is sour." Erza chuckles. She goes to room. "Everyone? This is Chiu-Chiu!"
"Hi everybody! I'm Chiu-Chiu! I'm an idol, and I'm so glad to finally meet you all!" Chiu says. "Oh Erza! Speaking of sour? The sour levels are off the chart with Kandy and Neo!" Chiu holds her computer up and shows a chart with Neo and Kandy. Their sour levels on the chart were going up, over the hundred mark.
"Yowie-wowie! You two sure must be miserable." Erza says and giggles. "I mean, ever since you got the Ula Fala, and lost it… SNAP! just like that, your sour levels are extreme!"
Chiu grinned, "That's one SOUR Candy!" She and Erza chuckled.
Kandy, in the ring, shouted, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Erza goes back to the main room and to a corner where Leoleshea is feeding her dragon. "Leo! What are you doing?"
"Oh! Hi, Erza! I'm just feeding Draggy here." Leoleshea says.
"BURP! I sure do love eating Neapolitan bars." Draggy says and the kids giggle. "If I had the real Neo to eat? I'd be sick."
Cut to the ring, Neo is exaggerated, as Kandy was fuming, pacing near the ropes.
Shana opens the door and enters. She gets cheers from the crowd and the kids. "Shana! You're finally here! This is my younger sister. She's going to help me run the funhouse."
"I sure am, big sis. And we're going to have so much fun here! Right, Neo? Kandy?" Shana winks.
"Well… I'm afraid that's all the time we have. But don't worry! We'll be back soon…" Erza's smile faded, and hissed, "…real soon." She waves goodbye, regaining her cheery smile. "Bye, everyone! We love you!"
The Firefly Funhouse theme plays. Chelsea, Satou, Chiu (Chisame) and Leoleshea wave goodbye, too. "Bye! We'll be back soon! Neo! Kandy! We hope to have fun with you soon! Goodbye!" Shana says.
We're really glad that you're our friend
and this is a friendship that will never ever end!
The program ends with a glitch.
The Fight Club crowd cheered and clapped.
(Abnes): What the hell did we just see?
(Glynda): Erza & The Scarlet Six…
Kandy & Neo were stunned. But the lights went back up, and Nodoka Miyazaki & Haruna Fatu were behind them.
(Sense): Oh, no…
(Abnes): LOOK OUT!
(Glynda): The Remnants of The Bloodline! Nodoka and Fatu! They have a grudge against The Dynasty!
They attacked The Dynasty, with Nodoka going after Kandy, and Haruna going after Neo.
(Sense): The Dynasty blamed Nodoka, and kicked her out of the stable, Haruna Fatu went with her, knowing her loyalty stands by Nodoka!
(Glynda): And The Bloodline going after Neo & Kandy, after the distraction!
Nodoka slams Kandy to the corner, and Neo counters Haruna with an RKO. Haruna goes down, but gets back up in an instant. Neo is frightened, and retreats. Nodoka has Kandy in her clutches, as Kandy pleaded, "NEO! HEY!"
Neo smirked, as she tapped her head, and winked. Saki Mimori & Takae Tachibana and Yozuki Noctiflora appeared and ambushed Nodoka and Haruna.
(Glynda): Oh, you knew this was gonna happen! Saki & Takae, Yozuki, a 5-on-2 assault!
(Sense): The Dynasty to the rescue! And The Devil escapes!
Kandy broke free, and escaped with Neo. Saki & Takae double-teamed Haruna, but she powered out, and slammed them with a Samoan Drop.
(Glynda): This is a damned mugging by–!
(Sense): WHOA! HOLD ON!
(Abnes): WE GOT A WEREWOLF ON THE LOOSE!
Yozuki was blasted with a headbutt by the Samoan Werewolf, and Nodoka lands a Samoan Spike to Yozuki. The fans went wild, and Nodoka held her wrapped thumb towards Kandy & Neo.
(Abnes): Kandy Potter, you have a problem now…
(Sense): Kandy Potter has three problems: The Scarlets, The Bloodline, and the JWW Rumble Winner!
(Glynda): Kandy Potter's trap, backfired!
Nodoka roared, "AFTER LARA, YOU'RE NEXT!" she grabbed a microphone and called, "HEY! POTTER! NEO! After I'm done with Lara Gonzalez, you're next. Because there can be only one Tribal Chief! But I'm not giving up… Because I'm entering the UCPW Royal Rumble! And I'm gonna do… what Lara said she would do, and something you two failures have never done – and that's challenge Dawn at WrestleMania 41, and win the Undisputed UCPW Championship!
Because as long as I'm still breathing, I'm gonna make your lives…a living hell!"
Haruna prayed and shouted, "NODOKA! I LOVE YOU!"
Nodoka called, "And soon enough… YOU, NEO, LARA, AND EVERYONE ELSE… WILL ACKNOWLEDGE ME!" They gave a mixed reaction, as Nodoka raised her index finger high, leaving The Dynasty in retreat. Her theme plays, as Kandy is irate. Neo held her back.
(Glynda): Message sent by The Street Champ!
(Abnes): Nodoka hasn't forgotten Netflix. Kandy defeated Nodoka, in her own game.
(Glynda): There's a time for these two to meet again, at one point.
But before I was so rudely interrupted, last Saturday was the JWW Royal Rumble. Fifty of the finest women in JWW, and some guests from UCPW, all compete for a shot at the JWW World or Universal Championship at our flagship PLE, Celestia Arena 37.
Montage shows the JWW Royal Rumble, including surprises and returns in the match; leading up to the showdown between Cayna and Frieren. In the end, Frieren wins the Rumble, and points at the Celestia Arena 37 sign.
Earlier tonight…
Lana Kane was in her office, as she addressed the JWW Rumble.
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, last week we had the JWW Royal Rumble. And we have crowned a new contender for Celestia Arena 37, and her name is Frieren. However, as per her agreement, 2024 Grand Tournament Winner, Farra Stevens, also has the Celestia Arena 37 Main Event, which is her cash-in, as a result of winning said tournament. Now, I cannot object or overrule this decision, but rules are rules. There is no rule that Farra Stevens cannot cash in on a JWW Championship. Because rules say that whoever wins the Grand Tournament will get a World Championship Opportunity of their choice, ANY time, ANY place, and ANY World Champion, for one year. And Farra Stevens chose to use that opportunity.
But there lies the confusion of her edict, saying that if whoever wins the JWW Rumble, and she chooses a champion, then Farra Stevens chooses the other as the Main Event. Well, after giving thought, and talking with Megumi Sakura and Reine Murasame, we made the following agreement.
Tonight, the winner of the JWW Royal Rumble, Frieren, will make her announcement live tonight, and choose the champion she will face at Celestia Arena 37 – in Night 2. And as for Farra Stevens, she will still get her Main Event Championship Opportunity, but it will take place in Night 1 of Celestia Arena 37. We expect to hear from both the Rumble Winner and The Tournament Winner, by the end of tonight."
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(Glynda): So, there you have it. Celestia Arena 37, two-night Premium Live Event. Farra Stevens will get her JWW Championship Main Event in Night 1, while Frieren will face the Champion in Night 2.
(Sense): A smart decision by our General Managers. That way, everything's fair to both parties.
The Final Testament's theme plays. Nepgear and Uni appear, as they were accompanied by Rhya.
(Alicia Taylor): This contest is a tag team match, set for one fall, with a 30-minute time limit! Introducing first, accompanied by Rhya, representing The Final Testament… Gyrs, Euno, The Goddesses of Pain!
(Glynda): The Final Testament, sans Yamabuki Suou and Beretta.
(Abnes): And Jonesy Garcia.
Cut to a flashback, as Jonesy was strangled by Yamabuki.
"Apparently, The Wyatt Sicks are moved to SmackDown!"
Nepgear and Uni prepare, as Glynda said, "The Wyatts now a part of UCPW Blue, via the Transfer Window. And Yamabuki is livid beyond belief."
Abnes added, "Blames Jonesy for it, too. The A-Lister wants to leave Bookie."
Nepgear & Uni confront two jobbers in the ring, two with matching outfits of white shirts and red shorts.
(Alicia Taylor): Their opponents, currently in the ring, Madison and Janet.
(Abnes): I wouldn't say the same for our locals in San Diego.
Nepgear is in the ring, as Madison shook hands with her.
NOTE: Nepgear & Uni (aka Gyrs & Euno) are my Akam & Rezar in WWE.
Nepgear grabs Madison in a headlock, and then tossed her onto the corner. She bounced off the ropes, and hits a shoulder tackle. Nepgear picks her up and then lands a lariat to the local.
(Glynda): A little frustration by The Final Testament. Gyrs in control.
(Abnes): Be a matter of time, Glynda.
Nepgear slams her, and stomps hard onto the waist. She nodded, and tags in Uni (aka Euno). Uni did a handstand elbow drop, and Madison is in pain.
(Glynda): Of course, Gyrs & Euno are trying to get on track in the UCPW Red Tag Team Division, as DIY (Ruby Rose, Jessica Cruz, and Velvet Scarlatina) has all the gold on BOTH brands.
(Sense): Gundham and Nekomaru wants their opportunity, as well.
Uni knees Madison, and Janet tags in. She clocks away at Uni, and then irish whips her to the ropes. Uni ducks a dropkick, and she counters with a body press. Uni gets up, and then tosses her to her corner. Janet is being punched down by Uni. She stepped back, and Nepgear chokes her, as they referee was telling Uni to watch herself.
(Glynda): And Gyrs from behind, as the official isn't looking.
Uni hits a clothesline on the corner, and tags in Nepgear.
(Sense): A dominating performance by The Goddess Candidates. JWW Alumnus, and also charter members of The Final Testament.
(Abnes): Yamabuki Suou obviously watching…
Backstage, Rom & Ram were watching, as they were concerned.
(Glynda): And look who's here! Rom & Ram, last night knocking off Los Suzumez (Suzuka & Mez), they'll face Oka & Ran, next week on SmackDown. Their sister, Blanc, will be in the main event, later on tonight.
Nepgear crushes Janet with a Samoan Drop. Uni lands a body splash off the top rope. Madison is being pulled in, and Nepgear throws her to Uni, and hits a massive spinebuster. Nepgear was legal, as she tosses Janet to the corner. She tags in Uni, and they prepared their finisher.
WHAM!
They hit a Clothesline/German Suplex combo.
(Glynda): They call this The Final Chapter!
Uni pins Janet, as the referee counted.
"1! 2! 3!"
DING! DING! DING!
Nepgear & Uni are victorious.
(Alicia Taylor): Here are your winners, The Goddesses of Pain!
(Sense): Short work, but effective!
Rhya raises their arms high, and the fans booed.
(Abnes): Well, The Wyatts are gone from their radar, but now they got a major focus, heading into the Tag Team Division.
(Glynda): Big win for Gyrs & Euno, climbing the ranks for Rose & Cruz's World Tag Team Titels.
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A view of Los Angeles being caught by wildfires, and firemen extinguishing the flames.
Glynda was at the table, as the match was concluding, "We have more Fight Club underway, but first, on a serious note, Kandy Potter mentions that she has NO disrespect for Los Angeles. And we here at JWW and UCPW all agree. JWW, UCPW, and everyone at Venture Enterprises would like to support the American Red Cross, and those who were affected by the wildfires in Los Angeles. JWW would like to give their relief efforts to those that were impacted by this horrible disaster, who lost their homes, and are seeking food, water, shelter, and mental health, during this tragedy."